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ntral's world news headquarters in n jon stewart. ( cheers my name is jon stewart. we've got going.etter known as the voice of elmo and yes tickling him. so i spent the weekend watching a little footballball having some snacks. because you was occupying this i i'm a little it's been a boring news miss anything. >> rick perry. izarre... >> jon: one at a time. one at a time. >> texas governor rick perry issue over the certificate back in the headlines in an interview m perry he went quite sure if the president's birth certificate was legit. >> jon:il e on the cover of parade magazine offering thenation his nipple. "hey, america, hey are you hungry?" "are you hungry? do you want to
"that's good suck on a good barbecue sauce."ed up the even donald trump dropped six perhaps none of us the president's real birth. this repts progress.e's only six months behind the national conversation. but his n-word family hunting ground was like 150 years time. normally perry goes birther no time. >> house majorityer eric peek at pen business. >> but his officeceled the appearance after learning 300 seats would be open to the public. >> jon: oh the public. heavens to betsy well i never. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. sorry. i meant to say you sound like a... going to income inequality you eric cantor 300 empty seats feels like this.
out. next story. >> s i can report that as promised the rest ofur o troops in iraq will come home by the end of the year. after nearly years america' will find me... ( cheers and applause ) wooo! yes. it's finally over. let me tell you this.ailed to do it by virtue of decided that it wasn't that importantor >> this w obama aeal. >> i think it's a mistake. >> the president has been a failure when it comes to foreign policy. >> jon: bringing soldiers home. then they're going to come and take our jobs. yeah what is obama doing of iraq by the end ofyear 11. who's stupid i the request of the iraqi government, elected government. there that will be met such as troops out of the cities by '09.
then there's a benchmark at the end of the agreement. >> jon: all right. the status of forces agreementthe iraqis.er what was the benchmark agreement that shall withdraw no later december 31 oops. didn't the point of that oday we are reporting news that the american forces pledged to leave iraq by-- shoe! different p different reasons for george bush signed an agreement to do. >> if you look at everyave deposed a the united states has always left troops behind to be ableorce the >> your season is but we never leave countries we've invaded. you must then be happy about the way things w we got rid of the dictator committing fors. opposed the president putting us into war in libya. one thing we should have learned in the last 12 years is that once we are involv
in a foreign involvement in a it's very difficult to get out. it's usually at a great price. >> jo resent this president helping to depose qaddafi without the complications and costs of a never-ending o unamerican. i won't stand bachmann's occupy what are you talking about street protests pullout from iraq is at least more balls of senators mccain and graham. i apologize for that mental image. >> well i think it's a serious mistake. i'm here in the region. yes, it is vie region as a victory for the iranians. i don't think there's any doubt there. >> they endd iraq poorly fumbled the ball inside of the ten job the obama administration's job to end this well. they failed. >> jon: you see it was our job to start it badly. we did that. wep) idiots. his job is to finish it well. how things go. ( cheers and applause ) you know settle down. for theof responsibility forgetting us into this (beep) to go oughtthe exit it's just like the
captain exxon valdez standing around alaska going you're scrubbing the oil off those birds all wrong. you should be using steel wool and ajax. believe you arehe environment like this. for god's sakeshrees taken us dow from three wars to one. is that what's going on here? are americas hawks having empty i know it' we'll always have afghanistan. pakistani television stationng starts between ., we arebeside pakistan. >> if pakistan is attacked and if the people of needan's help afghanistan will be there with you. >> jon: afghanistano live at cheers
and applause ) >> jon: welcome back. that we are of iraq we can turn our attentn to problems here at home. high energy costs whatgoing to do about that? >> can create a new green economy. >> jon: that sounds awesome. and minty.nvest in the grid and in 50 years we're looking at molecules and to the future. >> we're g weathero homes. >> we weatherorter homes. weatherorter homes. they're more energy efficient. >> jon: that is something too. immature. i don't think that that's somethnk... talking about sealing windows. that's not better. ( cheers and appla
why would you need keep something warm? there. there we go. as we've been told wea modest achievable program that will dependence on foreign in people's pockets right away. >> we're putti to state to hundreds of thousands of it's like giving your teenage $ say away for the weekend. house while you'll come home to the dog wearinhow are you going tos don't thing up. >> i'm going to be a bit of a pai we have got to make surewe hold as many people accountableoe!e money here. the need for us to fom t saying you know it's been sitting there and nothing we may sometimeshave theal authority once we cut the check to do but i'll tell you what the moral disaprobation of this office w have fossil fuel residue on your... it's either ash wednesday or biden has been making his lighter again.
anyway that's how we're going to keep the states in line. the moral disaprobation of joe biden. what are you going to do about that entrenched state and federal bu biden's home state of delaware officials had to suspend the mismanagement and potential fraudulent activity. (sighing) joe biden couldn't control fraudulent activity in his own a thing so small you could actually weather-ize it. but maur decades is simply immu joe biden's crankynes is billion-plus do >> the goal of 41-state program $20 million g into the three homes have had upgrades and 14 jobs crea >> jon: 14 jobs to weather-ize th you plugging the unemployed into the draft? come on, man. three homes have you been in afghanistanace of weeks we built city a barren desert and equipped it with water filtration, pizza huts we did it while shooting (beep) rockets at us.
you're telling me we shouldn't be able to weather-ize seattles? we have nothing for $5 billion. >> the energy department s failed to y or qual standards. aces on verge of contractors not weatherization spewing asbestos throughout the home. >> jon: you know country we can't even weather-izing our houses, we are done. just sawoof and around a tire fire for warmth. mr. president the greenis your idea. don't just throw a lot t pa in there and walk away. when you decido kill bin laden, did you say give this money to haley barbour head up a program. go situation room pick up the scramble lin call in we'll be right back.
he man behind sesame street's elmow. his early life and in a chronicle new documentary being elmo a journey. >> my mom had a considerable amount of kids she was baby-sitting. i would set up a puppet stage in the backyardhe and myborhood would line a this and out here and watch me do the show.owsa.yed >> jo iapplause )
how are you sir? good to see you after so many years. >> many years. you and i, of course old pals from elmopalooza >> hanging out with david allen greer. >> jon: chris rock. >> a lot of mode that too. >> jon: my favorite part of >> i mean seriously.s a joke? hand models. my favo that whole shoot was in takese puppeteer sesame very talented people but they uppet off.have a conversation with each other. >> jon: all of a sudden it's like this.ened?n your handah. tou know instead of charact each other. that gets us.... >> jon: is it that easy. >> to make them laugh is it that easy. >> jon: it really is that easy. you knew all along you wanted to get >> yeah ten years old, yeahnd forth drawing and then you know doingppets and everything.
>> jon: but getting to meetnson and all those people. >> well i had stu kerr baltimore. he was a weatherman and saw me at a sh he acouldm. met he was a page with bob up and then bob asked him to work on "captain kangar bit. bob about then at the same time i was watching sesame street. there was actually pbs called carl ani. that's where time. >> jon: and ke >> he designed big bird and others. guys justogniin you an right away.>> jon: (laughing).>> jon: that's what it was. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: talent. they recognized your talent. each turn they're go, okay sure for every sickle guy. >> kermit had conversation about college. and everything and left it up know i wouldto it. my daughter is in college now. >> jon: so when she was deciding whether or not to pursue her dream and not go to you better go. >> jon: that's figured. what is it now? you have elmo and you have your ow use elmo at
home on h what? yes,. yes,oreally loved the character. there w animosity or anything. but at three-and-a-half...wh >> jon: trying to figure out why she would >> but at thre elmo daddy. we were very concerned about and then she went out of that phase. hey elmo onne? elmo would say hi shannon. thend say elmo there's barbie doll that a put daddy backddy something really important to tell you. >> jon: (laughing) and then on the phone and just like you know. >> you must do this.u must do this. made me try to flag down a with that voice.ng that was really i was plane once. and everything and the flight came past you do we were ook me up to the mike and she saidkids up there. elmo please buckle and put toys away because getting ready to land. >> jon: wow. wonderful you know then
a people in the aisle i came out and said. ever tempted in that to g way because it's sufficient su cheerful... were you tempted to go on and go, oh my god, we're (beep) down. hey kids do you believe in god? you're going to meet him? >> now jon would just as soon as the plane landed. give me that >> jon: you realize of years. you came on and turned it int phenomenon. talentt. yes the wonder puppeters b actuallythe first he went on acting d mr. richard main jim henson. he and doing this cave and the head writer ofe doing? the myself the and said come up with a hello he said, okay fhe show simon. don't care if you don't want to do it. he can do it. that's how i got it. by default. >> jon: an inspiring st