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tv   The Daily Show With Jon Stewart  Comedy Central  October 25, 2011 11:00pm-11:30pm PDT

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central's world news headquartshow" with jon stewart.>> jon: welcome to "the on stewart. we have a great program for you walter isaacson w he is an author biography like all get a year from now and it will weigh half as much as it weighs now and it 30% less. [ laughter ] the introductiones really? [ laughter ] half the time i ( guesnight with the republican party and another indecision the great right hope. perry's intrier in "parade" the magazine -- there you go. [ laughter ] "parade" maga scene the maga scene most people mistake
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coupons. [ laughter ] doesn't he look like he is undressing himself with his he's looking in the mirror going, "yeah i'd (bleep) me." he get in trouble for implying he was not 100% sure that barack obama's birth certificate was authentic. he explained what meantthhe i'm not worried about the president's birth certificate. it's fun to him saying let's see your grades andur birth certificate. >> jon: i mean, i around. one time we wexecuting this fella and, i called that infusion room before midnight and i said to fella and i do i call it the death penalty? getting thrown out ofame. find out later the mentally disabled so you you know -- [ laughter ] so ah, -- [ laughter ] somebody just killed a duck. or they truly enjoyed that joke. so pick perry was having
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some fun. the only republican candidate out there w humor. cain complaining why he said he wanted an electrified fence across the mexican borday it was a joke. some people don't thi good joke. it's probably not a should make if you are a presidential offended anyone. >> jon: you can catch more his comedy stylings on the next tone deaf comedy jam. he apologizes for the joke about fence. he said one more sentence and then says this. >> ior using a combine of a fence that might be electified. i'm not walking away from that. [ laughter ] >> proposes poll sit same way a hits a girl. we should make out.i'm just joking unless we should make out. [ laughter ] perry's birther embraces the fen b zappera pattern isng. see if yo>> i had a mother come up she told me her little daughter
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took that vaccine, that injection and she suffered fro mental retardation thereafter. >> this president has done more to destroy the between israel and the united states it's called the liberty rid of the amendment, the irs. >> people on socia today scheme. are people, my >> if you want to put peoplestart with barney frank chris dodd. >>ly build a double-walled fence. [ laughter ] >> jon: did you spot the trend amongst theepublicans? i'll give you a: t all things. [ laughter ] youour sferblg jon anything they say isn't directly transcribed from the tattooed taint from che guevarra wouldn't satisfy you jewish-ish avowed reader of people's paint. that's fair. the republican e be worried here.
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even a george effect luckett you'll >> those people i republican primary got to off this s [ laughter ] >> not see thatg. [ laughter ] is that pat, gay people cause hurricanes robertson expressing how ex republican party has gotten? >> they are forcing their runners into positions that will mean they lose the general election. >> jon: pat, liberals are adown nazis robertson believes 9 republic a po unappealingly extreme? this guy? >> if we take standards away in homosexuality what about the others? what about bestiality and ultimately what the child molestation and >> jon: that guy. that guy sees gay marriage, bestiality and pedophilia and draws an equal sign between them. that guy, pat the 201ed by a dealaitians
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made with devil#gñ to gain their independence from france robertson. that guy. did he say that, by the way. lis >> they got together and swore a pact to the devil. they s serve you if get us free from t prince. true story. >> jon: story. a friend of my cousin told me it was haiti and the devil and the devil was but in return i'll country up real bad and were like okay, whatever. pat robertson, that guy uncomfortable with the rhetoric from republicans running for the pred states of america. that guy. halloween is satan's night. the night for the devil. islamic people are going to demand foot washing at want to destroy the church and marriage. ys really weird. his sexual orientation is likes to have sex with ducks. protected under hate crime? >> jon: first of all. it's called a tu, (bleep
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[ laughter ] second of all. if the sex with the duck is consensual, then i would say yes, he is protected. pat robertson, the guy who said things d you is telling republicans tone it down. it wouldbe facebook saying to you, tmi. [ laughter ] that's lingo for too much information. [ laughter ] anyway. the question becomes why? why is robertson,sk!zaka, that crazyep) guy, republican presidential candidates to moderate their rhetoric. >> i believe it was lyndon johnson that't these people realize if theyh me to extreme position i'll lose the election. they i can't win. they have to stop this. it's counter productive. >> jon: not that the things you are saying are wrong or poli crazy that you're keep it our little secret.
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[ laughter ] what he is telling the g.o.p. field is this: if you tell people what we honestly believe, an electoral majority of of those people will freak the (bleep) he is saying the first ru right club, don't talk about right club. [ laughter ] by the way -- [cheers and applause] -- i want to make this very clear -- [cheers and applause] the second rule of right club, make du consents. [ laughter ] we'll be right back. [ laughter ] we call back
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>> well an extreme religious to fo agenda on to uns a time machine and you go to give us the sake? but when ivision to endoctrinate sesame str that it doesn't matter if you vampire they are all part mul just l week fun-loving little girl nod idea without food. >> when you don't to have a next meal or >> that segm you by g, in jesus christ,askid toll folded laundry now i have to explain starvation! snrks. if foot shortage is your problem get rid guy. what an (bleep). [ laughter ] jon? >> lewis black everybody. 'l'l
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>>me back. my ofen institute as well as a new book "st jobse back to program walter isaacson.
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sir -- [cheers and applause] you again. >> thank great to be back here. >> jon: the bo "stevejobs" how difficult is it? you are writing a biography for someone that you know ill -- >> yes. >> jon: and would like this to be on the rec but howou remine really hard. when i last talked or so died. he said i'll read it in a year or so.ant to read comes out because it will annoy me. he has a of thinking. around a year and he will biteind. i got emotionally, more than you normally do as a journalist involved in this. >> jon: you talk about the book and people interviewed about his reality distortion. >> totally. >> jon: that he creates this of you can -- he convinces hitherself and o t that thing nothink were possible. >> he you can do. this you can code called it reality distortion. this is in the doing the first mac.
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the ode thing about stevended upping being peopl to insanely great things simply by making them believe they the impossible. >> jon: a really interesting thing in the book iss. >> he is awesomely this was the biggest he is a >> i was with him once and he was telling me -- i ads, here is ones, the pge the world and the people who are crazy enough to think they can was an ad with a gentleman who was a pc and t mac. the pc w terribly unlikable fellow. good ad. >> he is reading me that sc crying. he said just very emotional. when i'm in the of artistic purity. he technology. this is why the outpouring of grief at death was be what most would have expected. >> jon: how much of that -- in the book you get the sense at times from some of the people manipat that is the -- part of what he did was he tried to control -- he had the zen stare he would use on people or the cry --
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sure sometimes if he was trying to >> the zenstare blinking. that was really powerful.ctually believeism came if a deep pa for artistic thingsism never felt it was manipulate tism maybeong. >> jon: reality distortion. that's right. of. [ laughter ] >> jon: really strikes you that so many events had to come together for this to all work out. so many different influences. i wonder did you ever deconstruct it and think if this hasn't have happened and he hadn't imbursed himself in buddhism and met wozniak whis have come it's amazing the coincidences the big conflewence which is his life and the soul of apple which is the counter culture, know alternative0s 70s and th geeky do a start up silicon stuff all come together in steve jobs. arc of
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passion for the row mantism that serious.ces like his he never found him and help of his sistacks down father and finds out even though he is syriaied in wisconsin by he moved restaurantsteve had been in restaurant. i don't kn certain conflewence or coincidence. >> jon: even adopted father s a mek cantic but -- mechanic but somebody he learnedrices on. a pragmatic practical that wozniak to make. a practical and pragmatic operation. >>uy. he is there and ci he is handing out specs for free. and steve is is saying, wait a minute we can make it and sell it. earlier with t which allowed peo to make the tones. woz is givi that conflewence too, of the electronics ant business. >>here's great stuff about gates and jobs and all the apple people say hated he have never got people saidrazy.
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>> they were all at some what it was wasastrong mi we call the ahere stars are linked. this digital college dr steve jobs and bill unbelievably different stevestic comes from counter culture. bill gates is awesomely smart with processor smartness to makes great business makes the artiicducts n. end he makes the zune and steve makes thejon: that is the best eulogy ird. >> bill gates is a good guy and steve thought he was a good jon: one guy made the zuneand the other made the ipod. good night, everybody. i would say steve jobs is on the "steve jobs." mr.
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