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[♪ theme music ♪] well hello current tv land. i was telling you not to name drop but jacki schechner and i were at the current cocktail party the other night with al gore. >> right. >> but we have launched nine hours of new programming on current. and jacki does eight hours at 8:45 of it. >> i was going to say, it often feels like i do all nine. >> jacki almost single handedly she does our show, and then back to the turks sometimes, and then
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i think they fly her to san francisco, and builds the set. >> and i do her hair and makeup. >> and she knows tap and ballet. >> a little jazz too. >> here she is jacki jazz hands sheker in. >> good morning, everybody. president barack obama is back in d.c. for a series of meetings in the house. yesterday in new orleans he did talk about gun control. he didn't mention any specific proposals, but he did talk about working with members of both parties to try to reduce violence. at the same time he also emphasized his support for the second amendment. mitt romney said in an interview with nbc news that the key to
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bringing down violence may be changing the heart of the american people. romney did the interview from london where he will be in meetings with british leaders. it is not unusual for a candidate to make a trip like this, in order to set up relationships with our closest allies. president obama did do this in 2008. and the opening ceremonies open tomorrow night. and there is more u.s. memorabilia that is made in china. especially this lapel pen of mitt romney made in china. he is on record as saying the bricked used in the gateway in salt lake were cheaper than
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buying the granite mined in the mountains nearby. join us in chat we'll see you after the break. ♪ this week: where will ken burns turn his lens next? find out on "the gavin newsom show." only on current tv.
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show this saturday. >> uh-huh. >> by the by -- >> what? >> -- i have one more thing to blame mitt romney for -- [ ♪patriotic music♪ ] >> what? >> we talked about bain and what he did, and we know what we're talking about because we are sitting in clear channel who was taken over by bain and what happened? they fired lots of people and piled tons of debt on us. >> that's right. >> on k-talk it still has last year's dates for the sexy liberal tour. [ screaming ] [ explosion ] >> i thought he was going to explode. >> why would they have that? >> just to mess with us. >> because we have great people that work here, but they all have 17 jobs. but we were wondering why all of these people couldn't find
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tickets because the pantages wasn't even listed. >> i blame ryan seacrest. >> no. mittens knew sexy liberal was going to happen here but we're almost sold out here anyway so hah hah. we have a fabulous sales staff here, program director everybody does an amazing job. and everybody literally gets the same salary and they have to do the same job. mittens! >> we share this room with seven other people. >> yes! and my friend who does the show right over there on our 50,000 watt sister station, he even gave us a big plug. >> what would you do -- >> that's not it. >> bart simpson -- >> did i say everyone on the show does a good job. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> oh dear. >> this saturday stephanie miller, miss liberal over there
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on k-talk is doing one of her shows, which i'm going to attend, and i'm having a great time. it is at the pantages theater. but this is the enemy talking, and i am a huge fan. and for those of you that want to know what the emmy has to say -- and she is hilarious by the way -- this is fun stuff. this is actually going to the dark side and watching baltamort on stage. [ applause ] ♪ let's here it for the boys ♪ >> get tickets. >> and all of the necessary
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links are at >> yes, and sexy liberal on facebook. it's time for the get frisch here we go. ♪ karl ♪ >> karl frisch >> good morning, karl frisch. bonjour. >> bonjour. [ inaudible ] mitt romney anglo-saxon [ speaking foreign. ] >> that's very nice. very nice. [ applause ] >> normally i enjoy your tweets but this one you had to kill my last remaining dream and you said congratulations to david shuster. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> there goes my last dream of being mrs. most interesting man in the world. >> yes. >> no congratulations.
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of all of mitt romney's sloppy statements what the hell was he talking about on gun control? what? he said it was illegal for the colorado shooter to have many of the weapons that he had. no, that's the whole issue. none were illegal. >> are you claiming that mitt romney has to pay at attention to facts. >> yeah, apparently not. >> he also said that he wasn't going to attack the president overseas, but you have got his advisers telling the reporters we don't have a good relationship with the english because barack obama doesn't share their anglo-saxon heritage. >> in case you haven't noticed he is black. and now they are denying it. they are like, no, that's a lie. >> so it's just more examples of the absurdity that is mitt
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romney. he must feel like he is going to his high school reunion being in london at the same time the olympic athletes are arriving and what not. i don't know if you saw that story about grinder, that gay dating application crashing because of all of the people coming in for the olympics but i have a funny feeling that the same thing is going to happen at the republican convention in tampa. [ laughter ] >> okay. let's dive into the right-wing world. rick scarborough on american family radio. >> christians either by not voting or by voting with their emotions the last election put barack obama in the white house. i believe he is the worst president in the history of the country. i believe he is a dangerous president. and i believe that america will not survive four more years under his leadership. i can't imagine a barack obama
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unleashed without another election to face. >> unleashed. >> they are a bunch of drama queens for a bunch of homophobes aren't they? >> you don't need three hours of radio each week just to say that he is black. but i'm not surprised, they have been pushing the end of time's prophecy under this president since the day he was elected calling him the antichrist. >> yes, three hours a day to say he is black. >> right. >> and like science and the
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media they think simonys >> the central thrust of this effort isn't just that the administration doesn't understand it, they seem to be perhaps receptive but at least being seriously influenced by these muslin brothederhood operations. to what exstent there a enough of a basis that this is done in a civilized way, to warrant investigation by these inspects general. >> oh. i think what we all concluded, carl is that anthony wiener is
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one tricky jew. [ applause ] >> right. there are few checks in the right-wing world that are more despicable that gaffney. you know, but don't be discouraged because a lot of right-wing groups won't even let frank gaffney speak at their meetings anymore. >> if our secretary of state or her top aid had been shot overseas that would not be a good time to politicize this but it's the same thing. when you have john mccain and john boehner standing on the floor of the house and senate saying this is despicable we have crossed the line haven't we? >> michele bachmann is his school instructor. >> i just had -- i just love the
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big cartoon head knocking, who is it? [ knocking ] >> oh, michelle is it is your home school teacher here again. >> i don't know if you saw all of those rumors being reported. usa today reported that no marcus bachmann would not be running for office, in fact it would be michelle again. people were actually debating whether or not marcus bachmann would be running for office. he has been on his knees ever since the came ares came -- >> yeah. with a corn dog. [ laughter ] >> he's practicing to get a better picture in iowa next year. oh, many the comedy gods were only good enough to let marcus balk man one. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> if they are going to do sarah palin alaska, i would live to see an anthony boredane-style
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reality show where they go from state fair to state fair. >> marcus bachmann sausage factory. >> exactly. >> you know that famous picture of mitt romney putting on a glove in front of the sign that says fudge. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> get that. [ laughter ] >> that would be hilarious. [ laughter ] >> oh. okay. no, go ahead, toss that that will be funny. everybody has seen it on talk shows. [ laughter ] >> 17 minutes after the hour. kids you know during supper -- >> toss that greek salad. do it. >> we need to nail down the greek vote. [ laughter ] >> okay. come on. you know, everybody is traveling during the summer we all know that. this whole ricketed operation runs on go to meeting. >> yep.
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radio shows. brian kilmeade still has a radio show? >> yeah, it's just brian. >> brown shoe is not with him anymore? >> no. >> martha mccullen, every time i hear it full again, i'm struck not only by the words but the intern nation in it you think it's just because you are so smart. i think how can you denigrate people who have been successful. the intonation shocks me as much of the words. i think it's clear there is some level of recentment. >> now it's the intonation in the president's marks. >> right. >> he is so arrogant. >> it's the way he said it, yeah.
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>> to these fox news people they seem to think just because you play it more often you are giving it more context. and they are not playing the pieces where he talks about how you had a good teacher perhaps, the roads that were built, the police that kept your property safe et cetera. and if they were really upset with obama and they weren't trying to use this for some political gain, they would be attacking romney because he said essentially the same thing. >> that's right. >> in case you haven't noticed, though, he is white. and he did this with his hands. >> i think you are accusing fox news of spotty journalism. >> i would never accuse them of any kind of journalism. >> bill o'reilly
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>> mr. obama cannot possibly believe that a giant welfare state leads to strength. it leads to weakness. our humane society provides for those people. but we are now way beyond that in america. we have become a society that tolerates slackers and in some cases even rewardser responsible behavior. >> like your show. >> exactly. >> he is basically saying the government should take care of him, because he is part of the mentally depleted. >> exactly. rush limbaugh >> half say obama has the background and set of values they came from. where is the hard-scramble life the numerous jobs as a boy with the hard scramble jobs. there is no life story that
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obama has that has much in common with anybody in this commune try. obama had a communist biggest from kenya. >> wow. >> you have to give rush limbaugh some credit there, he made it through the entire sentence after he got through hard scrabble without getting distracted. oh, i love a hard scramble -- i'm sorry obama is a muslim. yeah, he will take any opportunity he can to remind people don't forget the president is black. his father was kenyan. i suppose it might be progress for rush limbaugh that he is not fanning the flames of bitterism
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by saying that his father is somebody else other than who his father was. and to attack him because his father was a biggomist, rush limbaugh you should talk to your three former wives before you make that statement. >> i have to give you credit because that is hard to hit rush limbaugh below the belt but you just did. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> and now on hannity last night on how the president is helping too many abnormal people. >> he has a checklist where he checks off days by amnesty, check off the gays but at some point he is going to face people like sean hannity and me and when that happens, you are going to have a very bad night.
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>> wow. >> i have met bill cunningham and there is nothing normal about bill cunningham. [ laughter ] >> yes. >> he is a radio host out of cincinnati, and he is a vial creature. this is the guy, remember that the mccain campaign had to rebuke because he basically trafficked in birtherism and kept calling barack obama, barack hussein obama. and he proves that fox news will put absolutely any on their airways. >> yes. and almost any hispanic and gay i know is more normal than bill cunningham. thank you karl frisch. >> have a good one. >> look at him chuckling freely. >> all right.
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>> hey, stephanie, guys. hey, i love the show. i truly believe mitt romney is gordon gecko in the flesh. >> yeah. >> that character personified. >> except he is more articulate. >> actually he is. and mitt romney might be more criminal. >> and how many of these stories do we need. associated press there was more evidence that he was there when he says he was not there. he's calling for -- it is time for full disclosure. i think he was talking about security leaks at the white house and he has not revealed anything, his bain record, massachusetts records are gone. his time running the olympics that's all gone. >> all gone. >> yeah. >> it's incredible that all of this new stuff -- i'm like okay let me get this straight -- [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪]
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>> you got paid. you signed the sec -- you were -- and yet you say you were not doing anything. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> huh? how do i get that gig. >> yeah, and he has the hey woes to call for more transpairsy. yeah. >> hi, lee. >> i figured out who did the interview for the telegraph. >> who is that? >> there is a guy named nile gardner. >> oh, he is on fox news all the time. >> yeah, he works for the heritage foundation and his expertise is anglo american. >> yeah. >> and here is the kicker he is the writer for the telegraph. >> oh, wow. >> okay. >> and i love -- >> majored in white studies. >> in a campaign based mainly on
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lies, that's what they are going with, the obama administration is lying about the thing that their guy said. [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> i'm not sure who this person is, we have a very special relationship with england, but i also believe the president understands that. so i don't agree with whoever that advisor might be. >> whoever it is. >> i don't know who that guy could be. >> notice that neither he nor we really know who his advisors really are. >> yeah he is not for full disclosure unless -- >> yes. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> they need to take that sound bite of mitt romney saying it's time for full disclosure and then put it with bain his
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taxes -- romney made repeated trips to spain. the romney camp has continuously shifted its own goal post. first claiming that he stepped down from bain in 1999 and then retroactively retired in 2002. [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> on wednesday a new report reveals he made several trips to boston while running the olympics in salt lake. the details contradict his claim that he did not interact with the company after leaving. this is a quote, why i was in salt lake city for three straight years, i don't recall coming back once to deal with bain. so your name is on the sec filings, you are making
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suggestions, and getting paid for said suggestions. >> i suggest you give the money back. >> that's what i suggest. wow, that is spectacular. [ applause ] >> if i could get that deal here, i could just retire and go home and drink box wine. when is my check coming? [ laughter ] >> okay. i just want to know -- i can call the guy -- i just want to ask them if i can get that gig. dave in chicago -- i may have already retroactively retired and you guys don't even know it. >> you certainly could. >> i will have had not have been here. >> right. >> retroactively. >> dave in chicago. >> hi, steph. hi mooks. yesterday on 6 news they had a story that the united states and many other nations in the world are going to be signing a treaty
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which will reduce the trade in armament and arms and this means immediately that the un is going to come and get all of your guns. >> yes. obviously. >> there you go. the whole plan is magically coming together. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> the top ten floors up because that's why the gun control guys are. >> the united states makes the un work when it wants it to work, and that's exactly the way it should be because the only question to the united states is what is in our national interest, and if you don't like that, i'm sorry, but that is the facts. >> and that is another thing we learned about john bolton he has an amazing phenomenon problem. >> oooooooooh, wilber. >> okay. jennifer in illinois you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> hi, how are you, momma? >> good, go ahead, jen.
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>> i'm a first time caller, so be gentle. >> we're always gentle and we'll tell you are pretty. >> oh thanks. i work at a small town catholic institution. i hear every day people calling president obama muslim, and it's very frustrating, but every morning you provide me with your wonderful sexy liberal intelligence -- >> ah. >> -- thank you. thank you. and i love you so much. >> oh, thank you, jen, you are adorable. >> all right. bye-bye. >> bye-bye. she is so cute. and we make her giggle. >> but the right-wing does bully like that. they bully people with whom they don't agree. >> yeah, they had some sort of bumper sticker on i, and somebody put a post it with a
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nasty thought on it. and it was all in caps which she said her mother told her is proof that a guy has a teeny tiny penis. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> you are assuming that a guy left it. >> i am just saying -- >> that means they are shouting in writing form. >> exactly. >> i don't like what you do or think! >> all of my best hate letters all in caps. donald in illinois. hello, don. >> hi, how are you doing stephanie. >> good. go ahead. my family is pretty much republican and i feel like i'm in that movie the body snatcher where i am running through the streets trying to warn everybody what is coming down the pike and nobody seems to believe me. they listen to fox news and places like that. and the truth is not getting out to them.
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yesterday i watched romney address the veterans of foreign wars. when inside that -- while he was addressing him. i heard a hoo-hah. i was engaged when we all were getting drafted in 66 this jerk took off to france and evaded the war. my family didn't even know he was a draft dodger. none of that has been put out on the air -- >> and donald somebody made a cogent point yesterday is he was for the war. >> he was for the draft. >> yeah, i tried to point this out to my family. i said he took off while we were all getting drafted. if this guy -- if he ever gets in, he will start a war with iran. guarantee he has to prove himself. >> yeah, particularly if he keeps taking checks from shell dnaed a elson. >> yeah.
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but what kills me about these politicians that want to drag us into a war. they will go into a war and when your kids are coming home in body bags you can bet your boots you will find their children behind the safe end of a broken bottle every time. >> that's right. thank you, donald. >> yes, i was for the draft -- >> yeah, you bet your boots. by the way i'm guessing that mitt romney is going to get a post-it note from sheldon adelson saying start a war with iran. >> adelson said he was sorry he served for the us.
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he should have fought for-israel. >> yeah, then lead. >> that would have been the headline 24/7 on fox news if somebody on the other side had said i wish i served for the israelian army -- >> yeah, i wish i would have served for the kenyan army. but he didn't serve in vietnam, because he was eight. like that's an excuse. >> i'm going to think about more sheldon adelson post it notes over the break. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: kid tested parent approved, it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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♪ fly -- >> announcer: stephanie. ♪ fly -- >> announcer: stephanie. ♪ fly, fly, up up to the sky ♪ >> it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 50 minutes after the hour. this hour brought to you by go to meeting. my listeners can try go to meeting free for 30 days. click on the try it free button and type in the promo code stephanie. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. we will play compare and contrast with the president and mitten's thoughts on guns. >> okay. >> in just a moment. let's go to beverly in illinois. you are on the "stephanie miller
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show." >> hi, momma. how are you doing? >> good, go ahead. >> first off how is your dog? >> he is doing fine. >> i had a bichon to developed epilepsy and he just died. >> we don't know if he developed epilepsy or ingested a poison. >> all right. i got two facts for you, i just heard on bill press from a democratic congressman from connecticut who stated that john boehner after they get back from vacation in august will only work eight days in september. are those people no nothings or what? >> wow. because they are making good on their promise. that's all the they care about. >> yeah. >> to help you? no.
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>> computer says naaa. >> hell to the no. wow the president made some -- he urges tighter background checks -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stuff we all used to be able to agree on not anymore. i hate to name drop but i was lucky enough to have this conversation with al gore the other night. it was not that long ago that people would agree on what you think would be common sense that civilians shouldn't be armed with military-style weapons. he got a letter the other day that said the military doesn't have 100-round clips. >> right. >> the president said we want to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally ill and criminals. >> spoken i will a true kenyan.
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>> i also believe a lot of gun owners believe that ak 47s long in the hands of soldiers not in the hands of criminals. >> see he wants to take your guns away! >> he said i believe the majority of gun owners we should do everything possible to prevent criminals and mentally unbalanced individuals shouldn't be able to get their hands on guns so easily. >> that's right. >> see he wants to take your guns away. >> and he said when there is an extraordinary tragedy like we just saw, there is talk of new efforts, and too often those are defeated by gun lobbyists. and that's we keep asking how
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many more do we need to have? he said it is up to us to make sure our young people don't have that void inside of them. >> some of these people are so indoctrinated they think it is a good idea that even is heavily armed. >> and then we turn into somalia. >> and then mitt romney -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] . >> -- he said it was illegal for the colorado shooter to have many of the weapons he had. but he doesn't leave changing gun laws will prevent that from happening. what? romney said this person should haven't any kinds of weapons or bombs or other devices it was illegal for him to have many of those things already. no. all four of the weapons he used
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were legally purchased. that's the whole issue, so then the spokes woman said the candidate was referring to the bombs. oh, i see. >> in the apartment. >> yes. not the weapons. he said changing the law won't prevent these shooting incidents. no one is saying it's going to make all bad things go away -- >> it is going to make it harder. >> it's not common sense to say it's one component. >> i don't happen to believe that america needs new gun laws. a lot of what this young man did was clearly against the law. >> word salad. yadda, yadda yadda. >> somebody was able to get off a hundred rounds in the 90 seconds it took the police to record. >> and how lucky the police were able to get there --
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>> yeah when do you get that kind of response? >> not here. >> yeah, there are people living in south central that are going what? >> try 90 days. >> yeah. denise in north carolina you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> hi. how are you guys doing? >> good. go ahead. >> good. okay. i wanted to make a comment about the company bain and also mitt romney's comment that a company is people too. i once asked a ceo, who makes up the company? who is the company? and he told me the stock owners. so looking at bain, the only stockholder they had was mitt romney. >> right. >> so how is he not involved if that is his company. >> yeah, that's what i'm saying it doesn't pass the laugh test
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from a normal person. >> yes. >> goodness and niceness are good things to have. >> yeah. jane from washington. hi jane. >> i had a couple of ideas i thought you might like. >> thank you. >> i had some acronyms for some of the ideas. okay. we all love lobbyists, right? >> sure. who doesn't. >> right. so let's have an organization called plow, put lobbyists out of work. >> very nice. >> and i think it could be an organization with real teeth if the right people can get to it. we know lobbyists do some good and some bad, and if we could put them out of work maybe nay would feel the way we do. >> it would become a ghost town.
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>> yeah. ♪ >> tim in chicago. how are you doing? >> i'm just feeling just some heat this morning. but i just want to say two things. i don't see how people can vote for romney because he would be a presidential punk. he wouldn't do anything to report rush limbaugh sean hannity. he said nothing about ted nugent nugent. he would be like what do i say guys? >> yeah, absolutely. and he went after those endorsements he chased ted nugent -- you chased his endorsement. >> absolutely. >> 58 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ future alan grayson on "the stephanie miller show." [ ♪ music ♪ ]
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i'm going to be on with the governor tomorrow night. she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." [♪ theme music ♪] it is hour number 2. jacki schechner this just in apparently has changed her opening act for the sexy liberal show. she was going to tap and now i'm told it is baton. >> yes. >> good. >> i don't know if you know this but i actually was a majoret. >> that is so sad that you told us that. now guess who is coming with their baton. >> yeah. >> and her motorized nipple
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tassels. >> it's a really embarrassing nugget of truth from my past -- >> i'm so going to google that. >> next party -- >> we have to fine your yearbook. oh, my god. >> the search is on everybody. [ laughter ] >> we want -- >> my mother has it and she watches the show and she is going to send you that stuff -- >> call me mrs. shekner. >> good morning, everyone. three of the five hospitals that are treating victims of last friday's shooting in aurora, colorado have decided to forgive or significantly reduce the amount of debt that the victims are probably going to owe. we're talking about hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars. this is according to the atlantic wire reporting that many of those people either don't have health insurance or have health insurance that isn't
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good enough. the two hospitals are already safety net hospitals and already give more than $750 million in free care every year. more than 1.5 million colorado residents are either uninsured or under insured and as the atlantic notes the affordable care act would go a long way to giving many of those people access to adequate affordable coverage, and that way hospitals wouldn't have to take this kind of loss. there is also a new report out today from the new england journal saying that the extended health coverage could be a lifesaver for many people. we are back with more after the
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along pictures of jacki as a majoret. [ applause ] >> and we want the full uniform. you can just fedex the uniform to me too. all right. she is like 3 pounds. she probably fits in it. >> yep. >>, the sexy liberal website, check it out tickets almost gone. but there are tickets available go right to tracy is going to be there. my sweety tom brought tickets to the meet and greet for mother's day. that's back in may. [ applause ] >> chris, can we just say -- >> what? >> on the panel, they both qualify as comedy legends. >> yes. >> billton burrow. >> i think you can say who one
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of them is? >> no. no. >> why not? >> because it's not classy. >> if you are trying to drum up ticket sales -- >> no, people know there is big huge names on the panel. >> all right. >> and if it turns out to be carrot top -- >> big celebrities are skittish. [ laughter ] >> and in the audience too i'm told. this is a love letter from jody in chicago. [♪ romantic music ♪] >> thank you. who new steph was such a sweetheart. >> really? >> shut up! >> this is a kiss-up letter if i ever heard. >> she refers to the hate letter i read the other day. who knew what a sweetheart you were until i saw how you protected chris and jim yesterday from that hate mail.
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yay! [♪ romantic music ♪] >> you have a beautiful voice you donate like a cow, and no one wears a baseball hat with as much femininity as you. [ bell chimes ] >> thank you jody. you are a true lady except when you burp. you would beat [ inaudible ] at a burping contest. >> thank you. [ applause ] >> you bastages -- >> then you showed it to me. >> yeah. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. david in north carolina you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, david. >> stephanie -- hi stephanie. >> hi. >> everything else is irrelevant, the economy, afghanistan, pakistan, unemployment. did you guys see obama's urban league speech?
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>> yeah, i saw parts of it. >> he was really relaxed and having fun with the crowd. >> yep. yep. >> i want four more years of that smile. >> exactly. >> okay? it just -- it just lights up a room. >> uh-huh. and it's genuine. >> i loved what his -- his -- he was talking about american school kids have to hit the books. this was off the cuff he said if they want to compete with their peers. he said the young people in bangalore they are not hanging out and playing video games and watching real housewives. and then he said that wasn't in my prepared remarks. i'm just saying. brenda you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi brenda. >> hi, steph. good morning. >> good morning.
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go ahead. >> steph i believe that mittens has always rebelled against his father, number 1. his father was against the war in nam. mitt was for the war in nam -- >> you bring up a good point. he has the same daddy issues that george w. bush had. >> oh, god. >> and when he loses the election in november he is going to accuse his father for it. >> yep. yep. all right. god save us from rich white boys that have daddy issues. >> yeah, we have had enough of that. >> contrast obama's ability to ad lib and romney. these trees are the right size. >> do you have the same look on your face when you watch him on tv. i'm like what are you? >> just don't talk.
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>> we were saying i don't know how i'm going to get through the election because of the fact that he is so irritating. >> he is not authentic. >> yeah he is like the movie popcorn butter. he is like a human-like substance. >> it's yellow and oily -- >> it's like a chinese knockoff of a human. >> japanese robots that try to convey emotion, but they just don't quite do it. >> yeah, he is like he's an earlier version that they haven't perfected yet. >> yeah, he is like one of those early, early pringles. >> right. >> it seemed like space food. >> yeah, like space ice cream. >> they didn't find the right polymers to hold it together -- >> mitt romney does not have the right polymers holding him together. but he is like bush in that
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sense, he would have those telegraphing comedy eyebrows when he was talking about death or something. sensing like an empathy chip was missing -- >> yeah. >> oh, that needs to be rebooted. >> yeah, like one of those japanese sex robots that are kind of dead in the eyes -- >> really? >> and you would know this how? >> they are all over the internet. >> that's the quote of the day. romney is like a japanese sex robot that are dead in the eyes. [ laughter ] >> this show has taken a turn for the weird. >> little bit. [ laughter ] >> ever since jacki through out that majoret thing -- >> yeah. >> the president taking it to mitt romney on clearly taking his words out of context.
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>> those ads taking my words out of context of course americans build their own businesses. every day hard-working people sacrifice to make a payroll, and make our economy run, and what i said is we need to sand behind him. >> he should play elizabeth warren's quote. >> yeah. chris in chicago you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, chris. >> hey steph. i just want to make a quick comment on an historical achievement. i think it's something that deserves attention, because whether you are democrat or republican it is beneficial for all of us to know what is cooking in the senate. that's it. >> oh. okay. take no further questions. al in mississippi.
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>> hey steph. long time lover, first time caller. >> all righten in. >> i have two jokes for you. mitt romney reminds me of a ken doll, classic on the outside, hollow on the inside and has to genitalia. [ buzzer ] >> oh, al louise from mississippi. >> and my second question is because of all the gun banning i stole this from bill maher. he said when you lined all of the guns in america end to end ted nugent would ejaculate until he dissolved into a pile of dust. >> he didn't warn me about that one -- >> well, bill maher said it. >> yeah let's pretend that
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didn't happen. teresa from denver. >> good morning. thank you for not taking my call after that trip to wherever it was -- >> the japanese sex robot land? >> yes. >> yeah. >> so thank you. >> all right. >> anyways i was calling because after the shooting here last week, it seemed like we can't have a grown up conversation with the people on the right about gun control, without them screaming and running around with their hair on fire. >> yeah. >> my solution is we implement a tax of 50 $100 whatever on every gun sold in this country, and put it in a fund for when these nut jobs decide to shoot up a theater or school or whatever that pays for the medical treatment of the victims, compensates the first
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responders for posttraumatic stress, that helps the business owners that have to close -- >> did you see some of the hospitals in our area are just forgiving the medical bills -- >> yeah. >> that's a perfect example of how we can all help each other. >> communistcall. >> one of the victims doesn't have insurance and they said his bill is going to be about $2 million. >> yeah. >> it is so up setting and it's like they want to have their cake and eat it too, they want the rights but not the responsibilities, and they say the second amendment gives them the right, well it doesn't say we can't tax him. >> i like chris rock's idea -- >> $5,000 a bullet. >> i'm going to kill you when i save up the money.
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you better hope i can't get bullets on layaway. he said if someone did get shot you would be like, well he must have deserved it to spend $5,000 a bullet. and i have interesting polling from frank luntz, interesting stuff. >> from right-winger frank luntz. >> yes. >> that's a tease. that takes us out of japanese sex robot land. >> it's a japanese sex robot rodeo. >> i have taken control of this bus like sandra bullock in speed again. kids carbonite we all have it why don't you. think of everything you have in your computer i may even now have a picture of jacki as a teenager -- drum -- whatever you
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call it. >> majoret -- >> right. that mrs. jacki schechner sent me. >> pretty much everyone is current is googling majoret pictures. >> but any way sometimes people send me pictures from my dad's old campaign that i have never seen before. i could never get it again. if i spilled -- >> chardonnay >> chardonnay specifically on my laptop. it's only $59 for the entire year. it will back up all of your computers at your small business for one low fee. type in the code stephanie. that's >> yeah, you wouldn't want to
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lose that googlely-eyed wolf child picture of you in life magazine. >> have i shown you the one of me on a mini bike. oh, my god. >> you were just a little lesbian, weren't you? >> junior dike! >> junior dike on a bike. [ laughter ] >> we need to post that. >> not before we get those jacki pictures. >> all right. >> announcer: it's her political party, and she'll cry if she wants to. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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♪ how about -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ come with me jump in, ain't no sin ♪ ♪ we're going riding on the freeway of love ♪ >> uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it, 24 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. let's go to kathy in brooklyn you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, kat. >> hey, i have a thought, guns for everybody. >> uh-huh. >> and don't they realize if everybody has guns all of those scary black and brown people will also have guns. >> oh no, they will pass an anti people with melanon. >> they just need gun owners with anglo-saxon heritage. >> exactly. >> what if you are norman
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french? [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> what? >> and you were fighting against the anglo-saxons? >> i'm tired of every time this comes up, people go the gun debate is over. hit the lights and go home. there was a poll conducted in may by republican pollster frank luntz. did you hear about this? >> i did not >> americans overwhelmingly support a raft of measures that would typically be described as gun control. you kind of go is this debate really over? a lot of the stuff the president was talking about seemed like makes sense. >> the nra tells it is over, but it is not wonder. >> one wonders if views of its supporters will be heard at nra headquarters headquarters. >> responsible gun owners don't want lunatics with assault
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rifles. >> thank you. isn't there some -- what do you call it -- there's some sort of vortex here of mental illness and high-capacity guns. >> sure. >> these -- what he found in this -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> again, these numbers are in the 80s and 70% -- >> yeah. >> prohibiting terrorists blacklist members from carrying guns concealed carry permits will only be permitted from people who have containen a safety course and individuals that are 21 and older. it seems like all of these things get huge support. and it is a frank luntz poll. >> yeah. >> there should not be any restrictions at all.
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>> wayne lapierre is nothing but an extremist. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> did you see this -- what is his name -- let's not say his name -- >> yeah, let's not. >> the shooter. >> the shooter accused in the movie house massacre mailed a notebook to his psychiatrist at the university detailing the plans of the attack. the package remained unopened until monday. the notebook contained details of what he was going to do and details of the massacre. what a tragedy too. i don't know how it didn't show up in time -- let's do one quick one here. claire in virginia. >> stephanie, good morning, honey. >> good morning. >> i called you once before and i had my bloody mary in my hand.
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>> good girl. >> and i just had to call you again -- >> do you have a drink in your hand now? >> i certainly do, honey. and i'm going to get me a little pearl-handled gun just to be part of the right or left. >> there you go. >> following on three things, the people in that mail room need to be fired to start with. >> yeah. >> and who is grover norquist and why do we make a pledge to a lobbyist. >> yeah, exactly. >> and third change is chick-fil-a, and i want to know why they are having a war with the muppets and i would put money to see miss piggy slap the hell out of gretchen carlson. [ laughter ] >> that would be great. >> we have to get us some bloody marys, she is funny that we are.
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only on current tv. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> this is my world. and i'm your rock and roll sherpa. [ laughter ] >> what? >> it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. well have cliff shinfield on a couple of weeks ago, and he was telling us he was going to have this new video out about reagan because how many times did they mention him in the primary -- >> one billion times. >> also reagan reagan, reagan reagan. >> yes. reagan, reagan reagan. this is from ronald -- do we
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have a link to it. >> >> it has been almost 24 years since ronald reagan left the white house. so why don't we take time to revisit the legacy of the giver. everyone thinks that ronald reagan presided over the biggest job booms. not quite. he created 7 million fewer jobs than george bush did. given how we hear about how awful the debt and deficit are for the future of our country, reagan must have really gone to work on those problems? no. reagan put the united states into debt for the first time since 1914. >> oh no. >> his bitch face just got
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bitchier. >> cliff joins us now. good morning, cliff. >> thanks for having me. >> thank you for being had. i think he increased the deficit like 190% or something like that. >> that's true. >> there i go again. >> there he went again. >> well, you know, stephanie that's -- that's true, and the -- the facts on him are not good, and i'm not that interested in the argument that reagan, you know, would have been somewhat of a moderate today because as he is not as crazy as the guys are, the real point of reagan's record is the republicans have spent all of this time building him up basically so they could say he was so successful by reducing everyone's taxes and cutting regulations and this and that and this great man, and what they do is put proposals out that are so incredibly outrageous and restrictive and say look we're carrying on the
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tradition of the great ronald reagan. ronald reagan doesn't so great. a lot of very bad things happening during that time and they use that as a justification for their very extreme policies. so it's important that progressives and democrats fight back a little because they are using reagan to justify some really bad stuff. >> cliff it seems to me in this election year when the economy is such an issue, the main one is that trickle down didn't work. we just read a quote yesterday about how this version of the republican party is just completely divorced by reality. >> that's right. david stockman basically said that they were not interested in deficit reduction or anything of the sort. what they basically want to do is kill anything connected to social programs anything connected to easing the -- the -- the strain
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on -- on -- on poor people or whoever it may be in order to justify their tax cuts and the like. so, you know, it was a fraud, and listen i'm not sitting here and saying that ronald reagan did nothing that was good. i'm not interested in -- in sliming anyone. i'm not interested in playing games. everything that we have on our video is factual and backed up. you know, no one has said one word that is not true in there. >> the one thing, cliff that i do think, whether it is stockman or whoever raises it is he did raise taxes 11 times. he was more in touch with economic reality than these republicans. by comparison obama has raised the deficit only 45% as opposed to ronald reagan's 190. >> that's right. i think the point that reagan is not as crazy as these guys are is a good point.
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but he was not the fdr of the 20th century is also a good point. we're trying to say things that democrats may be a little bit afraid to say or that obama and others don't think it is in their political interest to say. reagan is very popular, so somebody needs to put the record out there that there were major problems, lots of corruptions, deregulation that lead to the savings and loan crisis trying to get rid of the education department, and ketchup is a vegetable for kids. >> and trees cause pollution. >> yes. it's really an amazing record -- there were positive things too. but the overall record was very very mixed with some very negative things. the trickle-down thing where we
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have gone to a country of the 1%. where we have gone to a situation where we have starved investment, we have been less sensitive about the environment,% he started all of those things. the financial mess in 2007 8, 9 was a direct result of the deregulation things he put in place in the '80s. >> let me make a point before jim gets it to i voted for ronald reagan. >> wow. >> i was a dopey college kid, but i think a lot of us still felt like he is a nice guy when back then -- when you have the prism of time, trickle-down didn't work, and a lot of republicans will tell you now, it's like that's the point, you know, in terms of -- you know -- first of all, there are some things, you are right, he didn't do everything wrong. look at the amnesty. he was more practical about
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illegal immigration -- >> he absolutely was. like i said i think he gets credit for doing some things. but i think he set into place any republican spin machine in which they would pursue policies that basically benefits only the very wealthy and large corporations, and put them in a tone or context that got many middle americans to believe they were going to benefit as well. and you had people in mississippi thinking that the, quote, death tax would help them, because the reagan -- and the republicans in the 1980s began to convince middle americans that tax breaks and deregulation and all of those things could somewhat benefit them. and that continues to this day. one of the things i hope we can do is to break this idea of sort of combining what is good for the rich people, what is good for the taxes funding them --
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>> yeah. and i think you are right the economics is the crux of it cliff. but you can't help but imagine reagan in the middle of the debate this year, and to say what he said about zero nukes. and some of the complementary things he said about unions. >> uh-huh. there is definitely selective memory on that. >> yeah. >> but the broader trends are big, though, and, you know, the -- the -- the hostility to the environment, his whole policy on aids or lack of policy on aids. he did a lot of very questionable stuff on the race thing. he played the race card a lot. there was a lot of things that happened there that set a tone that -- that would continue today that set policies that continued today, and you got to hold him responsible for that you can't -- and to the extent he is responsible for that and
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this is why it is important we do this. this is important because the republicans use his words and his actions to justify their extreme things, and because when -- as i think i mentioned to you last time i spoke to you, no it's to the day whether you can't even challenge it. i saw gofer norquist on bill maher and he said let's talk about today. >> you have people saying this obama administration is so corrupt. and he had over a hundred of his administration officials investigated and prosecuted. >> yes, and we're almost four years into the obama administration. and can you even name a scandal? the gun thing in mexico? the fast and furious that's our scandal? >> yeah, started under george bush. >> let's go with meese, and watt, and oliver north.
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we were talking about guys who were constantly in trouble. and it was a constant theme, and how many people that think reagan was this great man even know about that. >> don't forget the october surprise. >> yeah. but cliff i think again it is really important in this year of the 99% and 1% and romney being with their nominee that to me is the main thing. many, many economies that were on the right have said it didn't work, and that's the same thing they are selling this year aren't they? >> that's correct. and one of the things we did on our video -- bill clinton had a remarkably better economic record than ronald reagan. so the republicans however say that the way to economic, you know salvation is through reagan's combination of tax cuts, trickle-down economics and the like. no one -- do people know that
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bill clinton's policy, which included deficit reduction. slightly higher tax rates for wealthy people investment in infrastructure, created a much better economic system. so you have to put out there the truth which is that reagan's policies were not as successful as clinton's policies were and the idea that if obama tries to do anything that's proactive, he was getting in the way of what actually worked which was ronald reagan's no taxes, no government policy. clinton had probably the best economic record of the 20th century. and he did not do that by starving the government and letting wealthy people get away with paying no taxes, by not regulating the environment, you have to balance this. >> yeah, cliff you make the point so well for instance in the most recent example is george w. bush. we know policies that did not work. >> right. >> one of the debates i'm sure
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many people have had, what would my dad think or goldwater would think? i do know what goldwater said in the '80s it was very -- yeah, but very negative toward that version of the republican party, so it's hard to speculate but it is over the prism of time that we have seen that these economic policies haven't worked. so it's hard to say what reagan would say? >> i think you are right. that's an important point. there's no question about that. but remember -- and i don't want to debate this with you, but the more pervasive issue is the destructive policies they are pursuing based on the idea of how great he was. and that is more dangerous than countering the argument that he
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was more moderate than he but. but on this point they are using him to justify the most extreme radical position. >> i think let's put this in the prism that all of the arguing going on right now, tax rates were higher under reagan right? >> they were higher under reagan, there's no question about that. listen -- the thing that is remarkable -- and i know its remarkable to all of you, how did we just go through seven or eight years, get the result we have, and then these guys all walk around acting like that works and reagan set the table for this great situation. >> very good point. >> and he is going to take away all of our guns. >> yeah. >> there's that. >> cliff great stuff. >> we have a link up -- >> on your facebook page and at
7:45 am >> cliff, thank so much. we'll talk to you again soon. >> thank you so much. >> there he goes. 48 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> hey, a freak show! >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ we must save the country. it starts with you. septic disasters are disgusting and costly, but avoidable. the rid-x septic subscriber program helps prevent backups by sending you monthly doses right to your door so you will never forget to maintain your system. sign up at
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tweeted dear mom, if my high school photos ever hit the airwaves i'm not coming home for thanksgiving. >> whatever is happening. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> the whole schechner thing i don't care. i just want those pictures. >> and white anglo-saxon protestants, they are messed up. speaking of that? >> if mitt romney doesn't like us we shouldn't care. he is the only politician that would start the trip by being utterly devoid of charm and mildly offensive. [ applause ] >> thank you. >> you are dead in the eyes. >> yes, the eyes don't work. >> the eyes don't match --
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>> yeah they -- something wrong there. >> annie in lexington -- >> if you were a tree would you be the right height? >> hi, annie welcome. >> hi, how are you? >> good, idea. >> i'm just calling -- they bugged obama for his birth certificate. >> yes. >> so why don't they make mitt romney give up his taxes. [ applause ] >> that's right. you obviously forgot about that, didn't you mittens? we're watching you. we were just talking to cliff chinfield gop has abandoned economic realities. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> a survey of 40 economists have concluded that some of its most cherished issue in the republican party have simply taken leave of economic reality. one of the results of the survey is the overwhelming agreement of
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the stimulus -- [ screaming ] >> stimulus i said it! brought down unemployment. but the gop has spent years denouncing the stimulus -- >> they know about the economy. >> some other fun facts -- [♪ fun-facts music ♪]. >> the economists agreed the deficit cannot and will not be lowered without taxes. they roundly regented that a return to the gold standard would stabilize unemployment. virtually all of them said that cutting income taxes would increase the deficit in future years. >> whatever! [ laughter ] >> oh, that's rich. >> okay. not that curve -- >> i have always maintained that
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conservative and libertarian principals sound quite attractive on paper, be however when you apply them to real life, it makes to sense -- >> right. they are pot heads. >> let's make the rich dudes not pay taxes -- >> yeah, they are ideas that make sense when you are really high. >> yeah. >> hello janice from atlanta. >> hello stephanie. i wanted to go back to that comment that romney made saying that americas would have to change their hearts for massacres and these types of killings that happened in colorado to stop these types of killings. >> yeah. >> that's ridiculous because we know changing the laws is not going to stop -- and trust me i'm not equating what happened in this country to voter fraud,
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because my condolences go out to those people, but what i am saying if they are putting these laws into place to as they say eliminate voter fraud, why can't they put laws into place that will eliminate -- or at least slow down sick people from getting guns. >> right. this is what i mean. voter suppression going on in florida -- you cannot be reasonable anything in the republican party or you are out. and that's why charlie chris is out. >> i don't think he was ever much of a republican anyway. he just said things to get elected. >> i think he should run for congress as a democrat. >> yeah there's an libertarian idea there. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> everybody can get high and have shoulder rocket launchers and eat people's faces naked, and why should there be rules or regulation of any kind.
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>> rules are for wusesies. >> yeah. i know what you wanted to say. deb in california. >> hey, there, love. >> hello. >> i just -- me and my husband -- i and my husband just adore you and the mooks. >> thank you. >> and we tape you and on the weekends we have three or four i also watch you live be my husband just loves it when we put you on -- after the ball game or something -- >> oh, my god. >> and just walk around the house doing stuff and listen to you guys. >> ah. >> and you give the best information. the reason i called is actually we also realize when we go out there is always some bill hole in the corners -- >> wait we got to hear that story after the break. >> bill hole? [ laughter ] >> 58 minutes after the hour. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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[♪ theme music ♪] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ vote obama jvote, vote obama ♪ >> there she is jacki schechner and the current pompom team. listen mrs. schechner -- >> are you talking to my mom? >> yes. not to you. mrs. schechner send the picture of a teenage jacki. this is crazy do it.
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♪ [ laughter ] >> we need the picture. >> it was much younger than that. it was like from seven to 12. >> oh, even better. oh, my god! [ laughter ] >> then i got cool and decided i didn't want to be a baton twirler. >> you are a news twirler now. >> jacki schechner in the current news center. >> good morning everybody. another conservative outslet calling on mitt romney to release his tax returns. the new hampshire union leader said it is not clear whether it will be more heat than he is getting now. keeping the paperwork secret creates the impression that there is something to hide whether or not there is. and that will cost mitt romney votes that he cannot afford to lose. just like bill crystal said
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earlier this month the union leader said mitt romney would release them explain them, take the heat and move on. mitt romney said he will not attack the president on this european trip. they released a new web video today featuring a candy company owner in nevada. >> who, mr. president built my business? your actions over the last four years speak even louder. >> and new york governor chris christie says if mitt romney doesn't win the election this time around, he may be on the ballot. he said he would certainly think about running four years from now. he is no longer expected to be mitt romney's vice presidential pick this time around but he is expected to give the keynote speech at the republican
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l.a. at pan -- the pantages. this was his plug yesterday. >> miss miller the liberal over there at k-talk is having a showy i am going to attend. this is the enemy talking. and she is hugely entertaining and i'm going to be there, and for those of you that want to know what the enemy says in comedic form -- and she is hilarious by the way, and a group of very comedic liberals with her this is actually going to the dark side and watching valdamort on stage. [ applause ] >> thanks to bill who said that
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on his 50,000 power watt blaster. >> do you know who valdamort is -- >> he is the evil character in -- oh look -- >> in harry potter. it was ray fines? >> ray fines? >> maybe not. >> kids we talked to colonel wayne powell was accident one day. he is running against eric cantor and we talked to mudcat saunders who is going to join us -- on thursday. >> good morning, colonel powell how are you? >> i'm good. how are you? >> good. every week we have someone singing your praises.
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how was the tomato festival? >> it went great. they pretended they were there to see me, but i think they were really there to see madeline. she is a real -- a real person and a very deep person. she has done great work and i saw one of the videos that had been shot about the peace and justice school that they built down there, and father rick who has been working down there for 25 years. she doesn't talk the talk she walks the walk. and we need more of those people in this country. >> our friends at fox news say stupid celebrities what do they know? and then they ask ted nugent or somebody about the issues. but she is not just using our
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beauty or celebrity. she really, really knows the issues. >> i'm very flattered, and she is a real great person. >> wayne, we have been saying eric cantor being obviously in the republican leadership polling showing he is surprisingly vulnerable down there in virginia and people all around think you are ear tiffic candidate. >> thank you for that. and now we find out he has carved out a spouse and children's [ inaudible ] so that government people couldn't engage in insider trading without having some penalty. so what does he do? his wife who is a stock trader gets exempted from the stock act and he first claims it didn't happen, and finally when cnn proved that his office took that -- or made that
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exemption -- who does he think he is? this allows for things that would put you and me in prison and it is allowed for him and his spouse. >> yeah and wayne, i mean it seems like it's just one story after another. it is more and more crystalizing, this election is about the 1% versus the 99%. eric cantor and his friends are pushing us towards this fiscal cliff again -- >> exactly. >> at having defend the top 1%. >> everyone should be united to cane a phrase, which basically
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says all of this corporate money needs to be eliminated in the elections. and that means these corporations are going to continue to buy these elections. and there needs to be an amendment that says corporations are not natural persons. however, this is how far our country has gone in people being able to purchase elections. and i think it's totally wrong. >> wayne here is the president breaking down the fight. >> 98% of american families won't see their income taxes go up at all, but the other 2% of americans will have to pay a little more on taxes on anything they make over $250,000. >> so democrats post a year-long extension of tax cuts -- >> it's very logical, right. >> they killed a republican package that would have included the top 1% and here we go into
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the eric cantor-lead house. >> here we go again, same thing. the american people need to kick these people out of office including eric cantor who want this income disparity. i was talking to a nobel recipient on the daily show last night, and he made it very clear we have the -- people have to realize before we do fall off of that cliff, and next time it will be a depression, next time it will be food lines. everybody knows the middle class is the backbone of this country. these are the people who create the demand who are the consumers who buy the houses, who fight the wars and now we have these veterans coming back -- we'll have these large bubble of veterans 12% of the
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veterans are unemployed. and guess who is cutting off their money? eric cantor and the republicans. >> yeah. >> we're teetering on the edge of a double-dip recession and maybe even depression. there is no sacrifice that needs to be shared by people and that's totally wrong. >> this is in my mind where we need these people out is the counterpoint. the president says with the senate votes the house republicans now the only people left in washington holding hostage the middle class tax cuts for 98% of america. >> exactly. >> this time the politics are pretty clear, aren't they?
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>> they ought to be. they appeal to the reptile brain, if you will something about the job creators, we don't want to increase taxes on job creators. from what i can tell is mitt romney is not creating in jobs. this is absurd. i think people need to do what is right. >> yeah, no absolutely. so wayne, you -- you -- i know have challenged eric cantor to a debate several times and he still has not agreed to a debate, has he? >> no he did meet me up in the seventh district, and he agreed to sit down and talk about some things. so i sent a letter to his staff proposing a stage. and he has never debated any
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opponent every other person running for congress has agreed to a debate. and this time when he agreed to it, and of course he is going to back down, it was phone, i have it on tape and if he doesn't agree to it i'll put the tape out and let the media judge for himself. is this man, is he truthful? does he lie? he is a cow ward? >> wow. >> you know what -- it strikes me as the same kind of arrogance that the romney camp is showing. know, with we don't have to release any records. it is just arrogance, isn't it? >> i will release my taxes for the last four years since 2008 and i'll tell you that right now on my show i'll release my
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taxes if eric cantor releases his. >> i would debate you, but it really messes up my weekend in [ inaudible ] house. [ laughter ] >> wayne, hope to talk to you again real soon. >> you will. have a great day. >> there he goes. [ applause ] >> colonel wayne powell. >> he is awesome. >> eric cantor didn't serve. just saying. 17 minutes -- >> what is a rust belt? >> 17 minutes after the hour, right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> it's really weird but it is also the coolest thing i have ever heard in my whole life. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ [ show playing in background ]
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>> all right. here we go. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ you are an obsession, you are my obsession ♪ ♪ what do you want me to be to make you sleep with me ♪ ♪ you are an obsession, you're my obsession ♪ >> uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. eileen in ohio you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> hey, i love you, jim and chris, you guys have kept me sane. >> thank you. >> i want to talk about holmes diary. i'm a theater professor. i'm so proud of you stephanie. >> thank you from playing blanch's nurse.
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[♪ magic wand ♪] >> anyway i want to speak up for the staff. people are implying that they were negligent. from what i understand that holmes didn't drop off that diary until july 27th. well, we're not there. which is why the staff may have been holding the psychiatrist mail, because we get a lot of mail. and the implication that this psychiatrist was treating him they may not have even known who this person was. >> i don't think any has said that. >> well, that's what i'm people to think about, because what i'm hearing is the mail workers are at fault. so i'm speaking up for the people that support me and letting people know a little bit about the culture in higher education. evidently this psychiatrist may be off on research out of the
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country, since he was with the neuroscience department in the grad school he probably didn't even know who holmes was -- >> you are right. and we should have the facts before we jump to any conclusions. it could have been a random psychiatrist. we don't know yet. so by the way, as we said one thing ever in our life, b-box rocks. >> senator boxer. >> she puts the whole tax debate. i love the way she put it. >> are you fighting for the people who make a billion dollars a year. that's who the republicans are fighting for. and they get so emotional about it. or are you fighting for the middle class. the heart and soul of america. >> yeah! >> if you want to fight don't want it with barbara boxers right. ♪ everybody was kung fu
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fighting ♪ >> if that's where we're going, that's where we are going. >> i just -- [ applause ] >> they get so emotional about the top 1%. >> i love here. >> the romney surrogate. >> he condemned success. he wanted the business people and his constituency to think that all business success should be shared with everyone but there's nothing individual about it. that's denying the american dream. >> noted cube -- cuban-born -- >> fiddle hussein -- >> [ laughter ] >> look mitch trying to bring this into the tax debate. >> if you are looking for the legislative equivalent of the president's now famous view that you didn't that this is
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it. [ mocking laughter ] >> god! how can you say that with no lips. >> here is another. >> wheel of right wing hypocrites. >> a top advisor for romney said the social program should be cut -- >> what? >> while romney often says the government doesn't create jobs the advisor said investing more in the military will generate more jobs. >> this study released late last year -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> found that non-military spending averaged between the three domestic airs of health care and clean air -- >> clearly that is a liberal bias.
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>> exactly. shirley in philadelphia, hi, shirley. >> hi, how are you? >> good. go ahead. >> we have a strange law here in pennsylvania we have been dieing to get past except for philadelphia and pittsburgh no one else wants it. but our law is you can only buy one assault weapon a month. that's all. so i guess there's a lot of people here that need more than 12 a year to shoot the deer. >> sure. don't you love that that is the bar now? one ak-47 a month. >> and we can't get it passed because the rest of pennsylvania might as well be like mississippi or something, but anyway -- i'm not saying anything bad about people in mississippi, but we are on the news right now, because we have this stupid right to vote law going down and i think they ought to make our ability to buy guns the same as our abilityuse i'm
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not worried about anyone shooting me at the polls. >> there you go. i was saying the second you start talking and making sense -- you are out. he accused the republicans from using shameless voting rights. if you are just for basic fairness in letting people vote -- >> people who are eligible to vote. >> yes, he said the concern is closing the door on democracy. they already changed the policy when it comes to non-violent felons. that's now been changed under the new administration. and they said that early voting has been reduced from a 14-day period to eight days before making it again more difficult for legal citizens to their right to vote be heard.
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eric holder compared voter id laws, saying they are the same thing as a poll tax. he said when you do that you impede the citizen's right to have their voice heard. it's just plain wrong. >> and i guess you can only say that when you are out of the republican party today. >> he should come out as a democrat. >> excuse me? >> the exceededly neat and tan venntive from florida? >> what are you insinuating? >> we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ >> romney you can take it. >> a new ad we will play for you
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when we come back here with lynn sweet, chicago sun times methderr death shiner from row call and bill cress part full-court press. you are welcome to join our conversation at 866-55-press. we will be right back. >> this is the bill press show.
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seats. >> can we bring roland in tomorrow? >> oh, that would be a great idea. he is staying with me so he can be tense at my house -- >> your house isn't tense at all. >> maybe we should have blood marys tomorrow. >> we should. kathy writes steph you guys are right whenever i see romney being candid i can't help but think of jeff bridges in star man. >> someone tweeted and said that romney reminds them of the mayor in west world. >> oh. >> or possibly jeff bridges in starman. >> or possibly john travolta in phenomenon -- not the massage thing. [ buzzer ] >> michael or something? >> he plays an angel -- >> all right. that's different. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. oh chick-fil-a is there no low
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you will not go to. they have been on facebook pretending to be a teenage girl. >> they have. >> chick-fil-a homo-hating-bigots -- [ laughter ] [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> the muppets, bless them for standing up for gays -- chick-fil-a -- >> are you dyslexic -- >> i have never seen one of these -- >> there is one on hollywood? >> really -- >> can i get the gay chicken burger? [ laughter ] >> i'll be in and out getting it animal style. >> it is just one block away. >> exactly. why am i going to the chicken-loving bigots --
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>> chiggots. >> they claim the toys were pulled because of possible safety issue -- >> you are a liar honey, dirty rotten liar. >> this was apparently posted by a fake teenage girl. >> whatever! >> you are just a liar, you always were. >> yeah, they had safety issues with the muppet toys so they had to pull those. >> i think the sign said that children can get their fingers stuck in the hole. >> is that anti-gay code. [♪ mysterious music ♪] [ screaming ] >> katie in chicago, you are on the "stephanie miller show,"
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welcome. hello, katie. >> hello, i'm so glad i finally got too. >> me too. >> i'm the one who almost called my son a douche nozzle -- >> yes. yes. speaking of bad parents. >> i know but i was calling because this thing they keep talking about obama it makes me nuts. because i work at school. i'm a public servant that money goes places. i work in a needy community, and that money is a good thing. we want our kids to be educated. >> right. >> the other week i went to a water park with my son, and there was a field trip for organizations that takes care of adults with severe disabilities. these people were having a great time, and i looked at that and said that's what my taxpayer money is going for, and i'm glad
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to pay it. and we need to reclaim what taxes are for. just like you people are reclaiming liberal. >> exactly. >> it just makes me sick when they are like taxes are terrible. no, they help people. >> that's right. >> it's our responsibility socially to take care of each other. >> absolutely. good girl. you are the smartest girl in class. [♪ magic wand ♪] [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> look at this we'll have the well-known healthcare advocate majorette, jacki schechner, obama has saved $4 billion on prescription drugs. over 5.2 million seniors and people with disabilities have
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already saved $4 billion on prescription drugs. >> how does that make mitt romney richer? >> 1 million people with medicare saved an average of $629 on prevention in the doughnut hole coverage gap -- >> these are doughnuts, i think -- >> no. or as mitt romney would call it that chocolatey goodness hole thing. [ applause ] >> oh, shut your doughnut hole. >> i'll shut my pie hole about the doughnut hole. >> exactly. joe biden hit the campaign trail over the comments in the british newspaper. the president is not anglo-saxon enough? he is black. that's the basis. >> that's right. >> the comments reported this
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morning are a disturbing start to rep sent mitt romney's readiness to represent the united states on the world stage. the assertion is beneath is a presidential campaign. >> right. >> yeah, what -- so the story quoted an anonymous member -- and they stand by the story. >> uh-huh. >> romney camp said it isn't true. >> uh-huh. >> which person? >> he said he didn't agree with this person -- he acknowledged that the statement did exist, but he doesn't agree with it. >> so when he said it is not true, it actually is true -- >> so they etch-a-sketched that one. >> even the part that it was a lie was a lie. >> that's right. ♪ you are a lying sack of crap ♪ >> you should also claim danish
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roman french celtic -- >> the paper has not received a question from the romney camp to retract or correct the story. >> hum. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> look over there! >> speaking of fact checkers case not closed on romney's departure from bain. >> yeah. >> didn't he demand he wants more transparency from the obama administration on -- >> something. >> everything. [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] >> meanwhile records from when he was governor, done. when he ran the olympics. bye-bye. >> taxes from bain capital?
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bye-bye. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> sounds like they needed carbonite. >> full disclosure -- oh look, there is nothing there. >> listen to stephanie miller carbonite. >> we know he didn't spill chardonnay on his computer. >> when romney cut ties with bain, they continue to fine evidence that the departure in 1999 did not happen. he said he had no role whatsoever at bain once he left. further review of sec and bain documents reveal more interactions and raise new questions. according to several former romney associates the republican made several trips back to boston while he was planning the olympics. >> so he is lying retroactively.
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>> i couldn't afford plane fair back, i was stuck there for three years. >> it could have cost me thousands of dollars. >> and i don't think they had go to meeting back then. >> there you go. he may blame this whole thing on me. >> i just got two "stephanie miller show" sponsors in trouble. [ laughter ] >> and why do you need to get so many clusters in because bain capital nearly ruined -- >> there you go. >> and now we have all of these bain capital people scrambling on wheels. >> literally on wheels. >> there's no light -- >> we have plenty of light in here. >> yeah, we have too much light in here. >> yeah. >> romney accepted -- once he accepted the olympics he would make suggestions but not
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decisions. which i said i'm going to try to retroactively retire and dial in on the bat phone every now and then. >> it's commissioner gordon! [ phone ringing ] >> you guys suck. you need more fart jokes. and then i'll pass out on the lounge. and then i'll go where is my paycheck? he said it require him to respond to and at times approve some investment deals. the ap also uncovered romney's personal signature at least ten times on stock transactions or ownership statements tied to bain investment deals, including large steaks and ddcorp which ultimately went bankrupt.
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>> but obama was bad because of the solyndra thing. >> yeah, you couldn't fly back -- >> it only flies in the southwest direction -- >> yeah, that was north and east. sorry you are stuck here for three years. >> on friday they rolled back their statement that he played no roll -- >> i meant not a big rolle. >> 46 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." announce you can't turn her off, not in the middle of turning her on. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ >>i'm being violated by the health-care system. >>we're patrolling the area looking for guns, drugs, bodies. >>we go in and spend a considerable amount of time getting to know the people and
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>> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ why don't they do what they say, say what they mean one thing leads to another ♪ ♪ tell me something wrong, i know i listen to long and then one thing leads to another ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah yeah ♪ >> uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show" welcome it to. 51 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. >> i forgot to tell the story, someone asked me about this shirt. something happened to my future wife.
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i go to spinning class every day, and a friend took me to a new class. first of all i have never seen a human being's legs go that fast. i was afraid my legs were going to fall off -- so right after the class somebody at the front desk said, isn't she great she is an olympic sprinter. i am like no warning? here is my favorite quote. she said there is no recovery in this class. recovery is staying alive. >> recovery is for wusesies. >> i don't do well coaches like that. >> yeah, and at the end of the class, she said put your hand over your heart, still you are still live.
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actually i feel a little bit of a -- >> palpitation. >> that is dangerous. >> no she was awesome! >> if your heart rate isn't about 10,000 -- >> i went to the light and then i came back -- it's good to push yourself. >> i was like richard gere in officer and a gentlemen. >> yeah, i don't do well with that sort of -- >> oh, yeah you can tell you don't exercise. you are hardly ever at the gym. you are one big muscle. you are a muscle with eyes. somebody look at the back of his head -- >> there is a back of hot dogs back there -- >> a pack of hot dogs on the a back of your head. >> i have been to classes where
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they are like go! go! go! go at your own pace. you are not dead yet! [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> i push myself in other ways not to the point of death. >> no recovery -- you can sleep when you are dead, just do it. >> and you will be soon -- >> yeah, if you keep up that heart rate -- >> you will be dead soon. >> what was the story about lindsay lohan falling off of her spinning bike, but you are actually clipped into the pedals. sandra day o'connor said it was unfortunately that some republicans called chief justice a traitor. she said i think comments like that demonstrate a lack of understanding that some of our citizens have about the role of the judicial branch. once again appointed by -- reagan. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> that's right. >> what the hell is going on
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with the jackson's? they have temporarily stopped kidnapping each other. so tito's -- who is it cousin -- no tito's son is now the temp chair guardian of michael jackson's kids -- >> yeah, she was on camera yesterday saying that she is fine -- >> yes and she is coming back. yes. >> tj said he got a phone call from her where she sounded weird and not like herself. >> this family -- they are on their unity tour. [ laughter ] >> yes. creepy. >> yeah, that is just a we're -- she said she is fine and she is coming back --
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>> maybe she went to a spinning class and her heart rate was up too much -- >> yeah. >> this is all about michael jackson's money and who is getting the money. >> we have to give a -- ♪ let's hear it for the boys ♪ . >> -- to christian baio that was a cool move. he visited a lot of the victims following the shooting spree. >> yeah, and didn't bring any cameras with him. the only photos and videos you got were from cell phones from the people that were there. >> yeah. >> that's really, really classy. >> jim how about this greek triple jumper -- >> sorry what? >> greek triple jumpers slash, racist. oh, dear. >> um --
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>> olympic athletes and the comedy maybe not so much. >> come on gang, we won't let rudolf joining in my rain dare games. >> she tweeted at least with so many africans the mosquitos will eat home food. so -- bye-bye. in other news, jim has the girl's soccer news! [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> yes apparently the team usa soccer team won. >> yes. >> jim just watches for to see abby -- >> i don't keep up with the twilight kids but christian tweeted sucking vampire face instead of old --
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>> yeah. >> rupert sanders cheated on his wife -- >> what do you expect from vampires. >> they are supposed to suck something. >> they both issued statements within minutes of each other apologizing. so they are fine now. [ applause ] >> i'm sorry for that ten seconds of your life you will not get back. all right. that's it for us. go to or or do the pan -- theater box office. thank to everybody. i am drunk. it's sexy liberal prom weekend. >> she has brain damage from spin
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