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♪ ♪ hi, i'm bill o'reilly, thanks for watching us. tonight this very special edition of the factor, the miller meets gutfeld and mcguirk edition. boy, you have got to hide the kids on this one because for the next hour we will bring you the best from the boys from the past year. we begin with the d man. >> dominican republic, miller. there was a volvo exposition. i want to roll the tape on this. and this is a self-parking volvo, bang. [ laughter ] it didn't really work. and the two guys who got whacked are journalists and i say bernie goldberg might have been hiding in the trunk there. >> well, let me say. this i think it did have the pedestrian notification because everybody knows today's journalists are completely pedestrian. so you think it went right for them. by the way, you know what
this auger is for. robot journalists because a robot journalist can't be hit by a robot car. you know, this is all crazy. they won't be happy until there are driverless hybrids going around the track at the indianapolis 500. can we stop it right here? and by the way, if you are one of the first people to trust a driverless car, you are completely nuts. >> you can imagine that that you are sitting in the backseat, you know, and the little machine is running -- i don't think so. i kind of like driving. >> little robo mother-in-law in the back nagging at you for your driving. >> slow down. you are driving too fast. >> country singer willie nelson getting into the pot business. he will be marketing his own brand of marijuana called willie's reserve in states where pot is legal. what do you think about willie's reserve? >> god, willie smokes a lot of dope, doesn't he? >> georgia, he does. >> he is committed to the dope. you got the feeling if you
went subaru da b.a. diving willie would put hash in the register of the air tank so he could fill it while he was diving off othe reef. i got marketing ideas for him god bless him if he wants to put these out there. i got a name for the chain of stores he is eventually going to have. i would call them since it's sort of like starbucks for pot. i would call them starbucked up. people would go what's up with you i would go i'm all starbucked up. if he goes, in you order an ounce, you can get a full nelson. half ounce half nelson. quarter ounce is a little willie. the guy is 81 years old. i tell you this, when he gets to heaven it's going to a little clouder up there than it is now. >> i was a little surprised. >> i know you're not going to come out with a line of factor weed but i would encourage you to come out with a line of don't be a pinhead or pot head shirt. don't be a pinhead or a pot head. willie is 81 years old and he is still flying high as they say.
>> i don't know why he needs that tour bus because is he cruzing like luke sky walker on his own. >> in the future, miller, apparently collaborative robots and we are not talking about willie nelson anymore, collaborative robots, machines, okay, are going to now be available so you can put them in your mansion. >> hey, hey, hey. >> and they can like do stuff for us. are you down with that? >> why you. >> yeow. >> physical they are going to be like humans 92 million of the robots will be out of work. you know something? when i go out now adays america is in such tough shape people behind the counters act like robots. if i could just squirt 3 and 1 on one. like a george film with name
tags. called a movie? it if there are going to be robots i say more power to them. let the robots start getting high. >> and, folks, he is only 2 years old, too. >> willie will have a robotic marketing plan. but hash pipe. >> when you get the robot to come to your house, number one, the robot is going to start to whine about stuff. the rebottom is going to start texting other rebottoms. he will be texting all day long so that's it. >> you can't fire a rebottom now, billy. a lot of procedures to fire a robot. >> you're fired. >> fired? you're fired. >> they are protected robots. you can't say mean things about them anymore. indiana is trying to get a law not to protect them but i don't know if that's going to work out. >> what are you talking about? >> give us your itinerary on your vacation. >> well, listen, i started off in iceland, billy.
my tour guide told me and i was intrigued to find out 60% of the people in iceland believe in gnomes. i thought that was amazing. when somebody disappears over there they say he went with the gnomes. i went out for a walk one day just to test the theory out in the lava fields. i ran across a little nome. >> hello. >> his local name jassa aqua which i think translates out if i'm not mistaken in english jesse watters like burt reynolds in the cosmo issue. [ laughter ] and i said to him, listen, i would like to go live with the gnomes. people are idiots right now. and he said you can only come live with the gnomes if you answer me one get question. i said guilty, shoot. i'm open. he said why would your countryside with iran over israel? i said i can't answer that he said you can't come live with us. that was my story. >> gnomes are superstition that they live under ground in iceland and some of them are are good and some of them are not. now, from iceland, you go to
scandinavia. you go to norway and sweden, right? >> a lot of furor in norway. evidently there is a local businessman turned politician over there called donald trump. he said that the vikings weres would you wusses. it hit the fan. >> the local guy. >> coming for. >> had a glasure sliding down. his name was donald trump. >> and then the vikings are wimps, right? >> yeah. the vikings are wusses. he wouldn't apologize though. the people over there are so lovely and nice. in the middle of this mountain. billy, have you been there. you know how beautiful it is is god, such different rhythms here i could drop off the grid and live here. bam, all of a sudden isen got an american guy from chicago who wouldn't shut up for like two and a half hours. he was a labor organizer. he looked like annual older ernest hemingway.
i said my nickname for him is almost hemingway. the twist was everybody around him wanted to blow their head off. he wouldn't shut up. >> like going on a date with a chatty cathy doll. >> i remembered thinking as i watched this cat the pete you down, just so pleased with everything we say, people over there just zip it for a while. even me, you know, i shut up for a while. you have done any people watching, lately? it is terrifying what's out there now. everybody is walking around stunned, mouth-breathing, crazy. people are all individuals, but they are all nuts. to me, people are like snowflakes in that i wish a lot of them, quite frankly would melt and go away. >> all right. we must say that norway and the western part of that state absolutely beautiful. scandinavia very mellow people. they can't come out of the house only in the summer.
they are happy to be out. global warming hasn't hit up there mix month nights. >> waka, waka, waka. >> what is on your wish list this year? >> i asked santa for a big hunking forklift so i can carry around my entire set of your killing series. >> get them on audio it's much lighter. >> that's just how i managed it, billy. it's beautiful. and then what else did i ask for? i would like two of one of my fellow citizen's front teeth. i would like one of them since we have been -- seem to be donating half and half in the country right now. >> am i missing a tooth? >> i know what kerfluffle it is to say the words are member dr. christmas. i have come up with alternative solution. when i come up to somebody now and they seem like a stickler for that i look at
them and i say merry jesus christ our lord and savior's birthday. because i want to say mary, jesus, christ, our lord and savior's birthday. and then they are begging formery christmas at that point. and if you come up to an atheist all i do is go hey, man, have an okay next thursday. have an okay next thursday. >> coming up on this special edition of the factor, gutfeld and mcguirk have a few things to say about hillary clinton and vladimir putin. putin. the boys are nex
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you got to be careful. i have to protect the pilgrims really didn't slaughter the indians. >> that's the left wing ideology. >> they tried to get, you know, bond with them a little because they didn't have any food and the indians did. that was a smart modify. >> the difference is they were actually pioneers and they actually fought the indians. >> sometimes. >> they fought with them for their own safety and they -- you know, for what they got. they fought. now, the syrian refugees are actually, they are fleeing the civil war instead of staying there and fighting for their own -- whatever it is they have. >> kids and women can't do that. i just think that the president is exploiting our history in a way that's totally out of context. >> turning the war on terror into an awar on immigration which is basically like saying fire fighting is an attack on buildings. >> i mean, you know, can you make a case a very heart felt case that we should take every single suffering child, woman, in the world and bring them here you can make that case.
>> greg stumbled on -- he may have stumbled on to something, obama. greg says last columbus day pilgrims introduced devastation, violence into the lives of indigenous people. >> the spanish were totally different than the english. >> that's kind of like what happened in paris and with the tsarnaev brothers in boston. maybe he stumbled on to something by accident. >> there is a way to do all of this without polarizing the whole country. washington has no clue how to do it but there is a way. >> lena dunham, do you know this lena dunham? she was in some hbo show girls? >> delightful sitcom. >> like leave it to beaver but just an updated version? >> like if castanza walked around gratuitously naked all the time. dude, put your clothes on. that's what happened in the hbo show girls. i haven't seen it but hillary clinton has and she sat down with ms. dunham for an interview. go. >> madam secretary, i can't tell you what an honor it is
for me and all the other readers to speak to you in this way. >> i thought this was an interview with lenny crafts. >> did you see the interview where his pants split? >> no, i missed that. >> i mean his. >> yeah. >> stuff fell out. >> yeah do you think i could get that. >> yeah on youtube. >> good. i will look for that. >> and then they talked about north korea and macroeconomics. so lena dunham, huh? >> imagine if donald trump said he was going to look up miley cyrus' private parts. >> that's not hillary clinton's fault. >> she said i'm going to look it up. >> she was being facetious as you often are. >> lena dunham she wrote a book where she admitted to sexually abusing her younger sister. she lied -- i read that she lied about a sexual assault on college. >> you have one liar interviewing another liar. it would be like donald trump sitting down with josh duggar. >> you better answer honestly. you have a dopey book, all right? >> yes, i do. >> lena dunham goes, will
you come over and talk about lenny crafts? i will mention your book. you do it. >> i would have to do it because that voice was irresistible. >> thank you. i think i got it pretty close, is it not? >> like dueling smoke alarms between them. i think you can get ptsd from this interview. i'm not sure. it really was like incredible. but she does get a free ride from the media you you have to do thee introduces. modern era obama ushered. in you have got it reach the kids. >> and lenny crafts. >> don't touch the kids. >> who is lenny kravitz? >> lisa bonet ex-husband. >> i know who she is. >> did you see putin. >> ran into a bar downtown a little late.
shirtless dancing on the bar. i you woke up with no memory. i have to say we had a great time. >> you and vlad? >> we get along great. he is the world's sexist man. >> he knows now where all those young pretty russian women went because he has been bouncing around the clubs. >> he this are all in brooklyn, by the way. this is serious there is a big russian ghetto around the coney island area. a lot of russians there though immigrated. >> my wife is russian, we stop it right there. >> all right, gutfeld. we didn't know you were married since you were hanging around with salad we -- vlad. >> let's stipulate is he narcissist, beady eyed sneak he had a good week starting with the "60 minutes" interview where charlie rose as a journalist turned into billy bush as to bill o'reilly. >> i cut him some slack because no matter what you say this guy is going to lie, a, and b he is like a
smirky little guy and the only way to get through to him, gutfeld, would be to throw something like why did you shoot down that malaysian jet? did you it we know you did it but why did you do it. >> when you compare him to obama this is old school versus grad school. generals to putin's harlem globe trotters. there is no match between the two. >> putin is so ruthless and strong. he is a strong guy. our president is a philosopher. >> he came off as bad ass going after the isis guys. >> he wouldn't. if isis is in that category he is going to kill them all. >> he is going. in he came off that way. he said the right thing about keeping assad as oppose toed to obama whining. >> i think assad should go. i know what he is saying if you take him out you have nobody to put in there. >> next up, the always interesting dennis miller smarts off about the cat, the japanese train master that passed away earlier
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>> billy, we got a drought out here and it died off because i wasn't watering it. >> let's get to the tsa. miller and i love those guys, 95% were found not to -- they did a little sting operation and ran some weapons through and they didn't get them and is anybody surprised? >> well, you know what happens when they hear that 95% of the tsa has failed. they jump immediately into action and drum the 5% of the freaks out who were screwing up the curve for the rest of them. listen, if you want mee to say more than that, you fly prosecutely. you want to put me on the plane with you, do it. until you fly me privately. the tsa are the biggest geniuses in the culture. i defer to the tsa. they're the greatest people who ever lived. the other day i saw a tsa why to so bright he was watching baggage go through the metal detector. he was watching baggage from the other airplanes. that's how smart those guys
are and the head of the tsa resigned this week. they will head him over and make him the head of homeland security he has done such a terrific job. i went through the other day, billy. they had carlos the jackal on a slip and slide going right through the line they this berne troyer mini me on a glak they have their priorities over there. >> no matter how many things you say they are still going to take your shampoo away from you. >> geniuses. i don't have to shampoo anymore. that's why i shaved it. i want to go through the bald line. >> now, did you see "american sniper," miller? >> yeah, yeah. sure i did. chris keil is an american hero. god may he rest in peace. thank god for men like him. >> i just want to get the bad guys. but if i can't see them i can't shoot them. >> so i saw two and therefore my reaction to people like seth rogan and michael moore. i get upset about that. i think the movie was a fair deal it showed honor and
courage and i don't want it attacked. >> i wouldn't even qualify that it was a pretty fair deal. we have the right to be as big of idiots as we want in this country and a lot of people prove it on a weekly basis. the only guy who affords that is a guy like keil on a roof in some crap town keeping good people alive and killing bad people. he is heaven-sent is. they are heroes for the ages. iconic figures. thank god for men like chris keil. and you know what? he leaves such a big wake that you even here people -- i'm prize surprised michael moore and seth rogan don't break out into flames spontaneously human come bust when they talk about a guy like him a differential species. >> you know what's terrible about it eastwood the director and the writer. they didn't glorify violence, they showed how much keil suffered and his wife and children suffered
from this iraq war. this isn't like green berets in 1968 going into vietnam and winning the war by himself. >> let's move out: >> that's not what this movie is therefore, i was pretty annoyed not only at the dopey actors but the "new york times" reviewer and the other crazy magazine people. go ahead. last word. >> listen, in the world there are people who take a power drill to a kid. thank god there are people like chris keil up on a roof who blow the guy with the power drill's head off. else wants to look for subtext in that or try to figure out the b story. they have their heads so far up their ars they have to cut in switch back trails to get to it. rest in peace, chris keil. thank you for affording me the life i have as a free american. >> all right. in japan, tamen the cat is
dead. 3,000 people turned out for his funeral. >> what is so damn funny? >> i don't understand it but there is tama. he decide died. i wanted you to eulogize him. >> this is why the japanese people will eventually rule the world because they will get on the bullet train and let this thing be the station master and they don't have any fear about it you are doing 140 miles per hour through a train station ♪ ♪ >> hey, listen, all i can tell you is the moment they put this cat in his coffin in japan, he went in to a pneumatic tube under the sea of japan and into a deli. where he was converted from a hero to hero sandwich. remember, one man's deity is another person's mid afternoon snack. and. >> miller. ♪ >> miller. >> do some cat stuff real quick. [ laughter ]
>> the darkest caucasian i have ever seen. john barron, did you see him yesterday? >> billy, i'm looking at your tie and seeing him. it's the same color as his for god's sake. >> look at him. it's january. >> can i tell you what he got for christmas? earl shy, 99.9 a. >> now get an even better paint job. >> beautiful car. >> i looked it up if my 46 crayon box 21 burnt orange and burnt senna. see which one is carrying water for boehner because he is the one who wheezes all the time, wake um, boehner? >> do you think it's spray tan. >> waking up red face because is he embarrassed he is such a hack. if schneider is out there watching, this replace the indian logo with boehner's face. can you still call them the
red skins, everybody wins. >> coming up, more miller, this time he talks about his night out with frank sinatra. >> go in, there is the bar, there is the main room. there is the v.i.p. room. there is is the vpip room the pope room and way in the core the nucleau. after christmas clearance sale at bass pro shops. with big savings on great brands. savings up to 50% storewide. and save thousands on remaining 2015 boats. plus dozens of 2016 models at or below last years prices.
headquarters, good evening, missouri governor jay nixon says his state's flooding problems are easing but stresses the state is not out of the woods yet. nine levies have been breeched and 11 others phase rising flood waters. one st. louis suburb ordered mandatory evacuations. since last friday, a total of 14 people have died in the flooding. major changes are coming for chicago cops. mayor rahm emmanuel announced every patrol car will be equipped with a taser and more officers will be getting training on the weapons. currently, only one out of every five are taser certified. this following a series of high profile shootings including in 2014. now back to o'reilly. welcome back to this special edition of the factor. miller meets gutfeld and mcguirk. continuing now with one of the most fascinating stories
we have heard in a while. the night dennis miller had dinner with frank sinatra ♪ pardon me ♪ but i got to run ♪ the facts uncommonly clear. >> all right, now, very few people know this but miller hung out with sinatra he met him once. whenever i see frank, one thing pops in my head. i can't believe closed ava gardner. i was in las vegas once i was at the mgm and frank was at the desert inn. he says why don't you come counsel down and see the show tonight i said great leave one for me, my wife and my beloved mother with me who has past since. he said okay i will do three. i do my show i go back to gather everybody. my wife is pregnant with our
second child and she is not feeling well. she says why not take our thane, she likes sinatra. take her. we go down and see the show and afterwards he says come it to dinner with us it's unfreakinging believable. i go to dinner in this italian restaurant in the old desert inn that had had that round gold elevator. guy, in there is the bar, there is the main room, there is the v.i.p. room, there there is the vvip room, there is the pope room and then way in the core the nucleau there is the is sinatra room. they open up the doors, there sits is the great man across from me. on his right sits barbara sinatra. on his left is his attorney. his attorney's wife theresa and here my mom here i'm right across from sinatra. the nanny in between barbara and i. over the shoulder two huge cecilian body guards. listen, i'm getting absolutely blasted. it's like 20 minutes in. i'm throwing brown stuff down just because i think i meet sinatra i get plastered it's an ocean. i realize they think coy coy
is my wife. i don't want to say anything. half however in she nudges me under the table she has autograph book with poodle on it i almost faint. i can't say anything. i have to go body language like no, keep it down. keep it down. now it's hanging over my head like the autograph book. i can't think anything else. i get up at the end of the dinner, we go around after an hour to kiss can the ring. here is how cool sinatra is. my mum leans in, she says mr. sinatra when i was a young girl i saw you at the stanley theater in pittsburgh in 1952, to finally meet you is the biggest thrill of my life. 1952, stanley theater. i remember that show, baby. you looked good that night. you looked good. my mom floats away from the table like a fern gulley ferry. she is freaked out. she i stepped up. frank you what you just did for my mum. he nearly gives me the face like get out of here, kid. i turn coy coy, steps up, she hits him with the autograph book. i almost vomit offer my
shoulder i hear sinatra say did you say soy soy, the body guard says coy coy, frank. sinatra says k-c, what? >> i can't take it. he go out of the bar and my mom and coy coy are flying in tandem. i can't get madded a her. coy, let me see it. i open up to the page he signed. sopo. he went so far with it chinese, here you are sopo. that's my sinatra story. >> there he is, dennis miller, everybody. >> gutfeld and mcguirk on deck. a viewer warning. gutfeld and mcguirk are on deck. how dumb are younger americans? >> 58% thought madison's wife was named ashley madison and that jefferson's wife was named would he sey. >> why is the media torturing tim tebow over his when you've got a house full of guests on the way and a cold with sinus pressure, you need fast relief. alka-seltzer plus severe sinus congestion and cough liquid gels rush relief to your tough symptoms.
congress people. 10% believe judge judy is now a member of the supreme court. >> she's not? >> here now noted scholars bernard mcguirk and greg gutfeld. where did you go to college. >> i don't remember. it was in the 80's. back then we did some crazy stuff. i think it was berkeley. i think i went to berkeley. >> you with went to the university of california berkeley. >> exactly. >> were you aware after you graduated after you were running around did you know anything about public life. >> no. i spent most of my college life drunk this is interesting because the constitution is only four to five pages long. shorter than applebee's menu. even though it's on parchment and the words are quite weird. you should take some time to read it. >> where go did you go to college. >> bronx. school of hard knocks. >> mount saint vincent. a commuter student i drove a
taxi. >> did you drive a taxi to the school and from? >> i called one. i didn't have a car. >> so it was you and danny devito. >> that's right. >> okay. ened. >> and marc anthony. >> you graduated from college of saint vincent and a you were a couple years out, did you know anything. >> i knew this stuff, of course. still, i honestly think these people did surprisingly well. we already know it's a nation of dunces. jesse watters is out there. we have the inalienable right to be stupid. >> be a moron. >> that's right. i dug deeper, 66% thought they correctly answered it was multiple choice that habeas corpus wases against unlawful imprisonment. they knew that, right? but president obama, he said that -- he called the navy corpsman a navy corpseman, we are not only being led by stupid people. >> he also said there were 58 states at one point. >> a 7. >> 57 was it?
>> he is constitutional scholar. >> over last 15 months we have traveled to every corner of the united states, i have now been in 57 states, i think. one left to go. >> okay. so we all agree that the frame of reference of college graduates isn't what it should be. then when you get into the real world and you have got to compete and got to make money and build a life for yourself you should lock in. >> the constitution was written by evil white men. >> slave owners. >> it should be rewritten by rachel dollzar so everybody could enjoy it. >> they should go to movies and see out of compton. >> i would like to see cornell west and miley cyrus make a hip hop version of the constitution. >> 59% mistakenly answered that the father of the constitution was thomas jefferson and 28% correctly picked james madison.
>> that's not an easy question. evening worse 58% thought his wife was ashley madison and jefferson's wife was named would he would he weezy. >> this bothers me. tim tebow seems to be a nice guy, traditional guy, religious guy. now the tabloid papers are smearing him because they don't like his dating habits. it all has to do with a woman named olivia, miss universe 2012 who we actually had here on the factor because she herself is very conservative, antidrug, anti-intoxicants, roll the tape. >> intoxication is not for you, right? intoxz, getting drunk not for you. >> it's definitely not for me during this job. while i'm an international role model and especially in this country where there is a drinking age, i need to respect that especially not only as a citizen of this
country but as a role model. >> all right. now, they said that tebow was going out with her. and they broke up because tebow wouldn't have sex with miss -- it turns out to be totally bogus. >> according to tmz turns out to be bogus. that didn't stop publications like the daily news printing some nasty snarky garbage. >> like tim tebow can't find the end zone. girlfriend breaks it off over lack of sex. >> they think they are cute over there. >> left-wing media bullies is what they are weepen while they celebrate drug sniffing charlie sheen for coming out with h.i.v. big accomplishment. maybe 30 years ago would be courageous. what he is doing is courageous at this day and age. >> i tebow's private life should be left alone. even "sports illustrated" cheap shots him. >> tough for her after our
ugly breakup. >> you and olivia? >> yeah. she is doing great though. she is staying at my place until she is strong enough to move on. but i have always a been there for olivia i just think what is happening to her is injustice. >> can we please show more pictures of her during this disturbing segment. >> when we come right back, it will be miller time. putin grandstanding again this time in the black sea. miller is next. i'd like to make a dep-- vo: it happens so often, you almost get used to it. we got this. vo: which is why being put first takes some getting used to. ♪ nationwide is on your side nationwide is the exclusive insurance partner of plenti.
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. billow owe riley in the miller time segment tonight. california congresswoman barbara lee, she says quote, women will disproportionately face harmful impacts from climate change particularly in poor and developing nations where women regularly assume increased responsibility for growing the family's food and collecting water fuel and other resources. food and secure women with socio economic resources may be vulnerable to situations such as work, transactional sex. so the prostitution industry, did you ever think you would see
it. >> of course, look what happened to al gore. some people sell their bodies. some people sell their souls. but i'm telling you, that moron's not going to get happy until we have a carbon tax. >> that is the big deal. because the left wants to eliminate fossel fuels and i do too, but i don't want it ruin the economy and take people's livelihoods away from them in the process. i think we have o to develop the alternative fuels and when they're ready replace the fossil fuels. but you're right. >> yeah. wind power will work, bill. yo car now, i put the beanie copper hat to a table and ran it to my battery. i put it on my dog's head. he leans out the window and powers the car. yeah. alternative fuels are great. at this point we need a big honkin dinosaur mausoleum. we ought to suck it try. these people are nuts right now with these alternative fuels.
they don't work. i'm not going to plug in an electronic thing and have my car turn into some sort of chaotic scene where it is frank frankenstein's castle. >> it's alive! >> the cars that run on helium and stuff like that. yeah. ethanol. yes. that's what i need. i need to be on the 405 with a thousand mini hindenburgs and hydrogen cars. and i heard a rumor that the bunchy ranch in nevada is now just candle light because of global warming a then they aren't using any. putin, another good friend of yours, i know you correspond, he is running around and having a summer in russia is like three days. so he is making the most of it. according to the bbc. roll the tape. >> it's august. and time for another summer
stunt by vladimir putin. this year, russia's action man president took a plunge beneath the black sea. this was to examine an ancient shipwreck but up above was russia's prime minister. >> at least he had clothes on. ♪ we all live in the yellow submarine ♪ ♪ the putin submarine . >> in that little outfit, if you s "out of africa", the man who played meryl streep's husband. he looks like bernie capel on "the love boat." >> this guy is beautiful. he is a real -- i love it when he does these little things. at least he's interesting. i think they were taking a deep
sea dive on hillary's trust worthy ratings is what i understand. you got get way, way down there to find out how many people still trust hillary and that was the deep sea dive. but least, like i said, he's interesting. as long as he is killing fellow russian answers not me, i'm all for it. >> next up, this time the boys sound off on black lives matter and the pot if you have high blood pressure like i do, many cold medicines may raise your blood pressure. that's why there's coricidin® hbp. it relieves cold symptoms without raising blood pressure. so look for powerful cold medicine with a heart. coricidin® hbp. say they'll save youfor every by switching,surance companies
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back of the book segment tonight. what the heck just happened. likely voters asked this question. which statement is close to your own? black lives matter. all lives matter. or neither. so what do you think the poll means? >> i guess it's good news. in that of the democratic voters, 23% said black lives matter. 67% said all lives matter. remaining 10% said greg gutfeld
matters p. but we have reached the point in life where we have polls about who matters, this is scary. this is apocalyptic that we have to do this. but i'm sure they wouldn't do a poll with whose life matters with the unborn. >> no, they don't cross over because the reproductive rights crowd doesn't believe that babies are human beings i guess unless they are born but -- >> but they are useful. >> babies? >> no, useful for other living forms. >> yeah. on research p. what do you take out of the poll? >> i'm not surprised by it. i think black folks understand that police are the last line of the defense between anarchy and safety and they are the people who depend on the police the most in these marsh neighborhoods. and the black lives matter stuff started with the hands up don't shoot. >> what is it, 64% of blacks said all lives matter? >> i think 6 8%.
>> was it 68? >> i think. >> i think americans are smart enough, i think, to understand that a pressure group like black lives matter just alienates pressure -- >> and it is run by guilty white and like bill de blasio and the march is back last winter most of them were hipsters, occupy wall street types. >> radical left that just wants to tear down all. they think this is a police state. all right. boring politicians. we have them in the united states, right? we have boring politicians? >> yes, we do. you know what why? because they are weak, disgusting stupid losers. no. how do you compete with somebody who speaks like that? of course you said it last week. next to a guy like donald trump, it seems more -- >> that's why trump has taken off. i don't even know if trump understands that.
because he brings passion and he brings authenticity straight talk where as you go to others, many of them, and they are cerebral, like you -- all up here. nothing in here. >> i have in heart, right. >> all up here. >> let me tell you something. >> yes. >> boring people are great. >> yes. >> boring people make the best brain surgeons. they separate twins. i don't want -- >> you're talking about carson? >> yes. >> carson isn't boring. >> no. but soft-spoken. low key. do you want an exciting gregarious guy who likes to waste twitter wars with news anchors with their finger on the button? i would rather have a capable boring guy. >> i think you are using the wrong word. they bring in the talking points. they say the same thing over and over and over again. no matter what you ask them, what kind of shoes are they. you know when my state -- you know, it is like -- >> right. >> that drives me nuts.
>> but george washington wasn't a barrel of laughs. abe lincoln wasn't making shadow puppets. >> you didn't read "killing lincoln." >> i tread eight times to my ferret. >> it is like dating a stripper. it is exciting. could be reckless but it exhilarating. >> i have to get out of here before we're closed down by the board of health. a study says that pot use in college is now the biggest ever, bigger than woodstock, bigger than the '60s when every was going nuts. and you say? >> no. i think they were comparing that to smoking cigarettes. am i right, mr. bill o'reilly? >> no, i think it is used more than ever but in talking about cigarettes. >> it is increase in pot and decrease in smoking. fewer people are smoking cigarettes. more people on fox news spot
pot. i saw gretchen out there toeking up. disgusting. in front of the children! criminalization makes drugs easier by efficient delivery systems. it is easier than buying cigarettes in a store. >> 1 in every 17 college students are smoking marijuana everyday. >> which is sad. >> because their parents are paying tuition. >> yes. gpas is the only way -- >> this is serious bp you know what this k2 is? synthetic pot? that can kill you. that is the rage all over colleges now. since this isn't the woodstock -- this isn't cheech and chong. this is serious. >> and it will fry your brain and you will lose that. by the way, i found weed under lou dobbs' chair. >> see. everywhere. >> we have lawsuit by gretchen carlson, lou dobbs. directly individually. i had nothing to do with it.
>> all right, gentlemen. that's it for some special edition of the factor. as always, thank you for watching. i'm bill o'reilly. and please always remember that the spin stops right here, because we are definitely looking out for you. . beaking tonight, federal and local law enforcement officials are preparing for extraordinary security measures for new year's eve celebrations across the country. and around the world. as we learn just hours ago, authorities overseas busted yet another new year's terror plot. welcome to "the kelly file." i'm sandra smith in for megyn kelly tonight. this is a live look at new york city's times square where some 6,000 nypd officers, incluting the city's new elite counterterrorism l