welcome to "red eye." it is like bj and the bear and if by and you mean does. let's go to andy levy with a pre game report. what's coming up tonight? >> coming up to tonight's show, massachusetts elects a republican senator for the furs time in almost four decades. why bay stators wanted to see what brown could do for them. and what grade do america's kids give president obama? here is a hint, it is not a solid b plus. and do people say they are spiritual to attract potential mates? some say no, but others say namaste. i originate and create and regulate chumps and set them straight. i get my point across because the boss is yours truly the source of force. never took a law stronger than some old course to a can of coors. greg? >> thank you, andy. let's welcome our delightful array of beautiful and probably high as a kite guests. she is nice and gives advice. she hosts the diana falzone show.
she is so hot the sun uses her to dry her hair. yes, the sun has hair. follow along. she is the sexiest dame in the acting game. lead anchor and writer and producer. she is cuter than a smurf on a my little pony. he is the raider to my paul revere and the pacemaker to my jerry and the blood and sweat to my tears. my repulsive sidekick bill shultz. he vacations in turkish prisons. and he is more handsome than james bond and the swellest guy you called a spy. sitting next to me is mike baker. he is so cool that ice cubes put mike bakers in their drink to keep them cold. i'm certainly running out of these. and he is under fed and rarely read. it is our, no times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> you know what is the opposite of mild man? sara wild man. i would like to give her a child, man. that last part was creepy.
>> it was creepy. >> and physically impossible. well, someone's seat just turned brown. republican scott brown won a huge victory tuesday in the race to replace ted kennedy, beating martha coakley 52-47%. i believe we have video of his accentance speech. >> yeah! >> that's from my collection. sorry about that. brown did cause a stir during his speech when he thanked his daughters. the only way a dad could do it, by embarassing them. >> and just in case anybody who is watching throughout the country, yes they are both available. no, no, no. only kidding. only kidding. only kidding.
ariana definitely is not available, but arler is. >> that was wonderful and creepy. why did brown take the town? some might say it was voter anger due to arrogants about healthcare and healthcare. others blame coakley for one of the worst campaigns since he lost the presidency of mars. if you are keith oberman it is obermanian. check it out. gite republicans and the tea partiers will show you what happens with scott brown whether he wins or comes close. there is a repute yaition of obama policies. one of the policies is it is okay to have this seat change in history to have an african-american president. >> scott brown won because the super liberal voters of massachusetts are racist bastards. but wait, there is more. >> maybe not in massachusetts, but maybe in someplaces.
their codes, their images, their pick up trucks. you can say there is a racial aspect to it one way or another. >> what were the scott brown ads though? every one of the scott brown ads had him in a pick up truck. >> that's why i mentioned him in a pick up truck. >> get it? pick up trucks are racist bastards. what is worse than racist trucks? the black eyed peas. >> ♪ i got a feeling ♪ that tonight's ♪ gonna be a good night >> ruining everything. everything you have worked so hard for with the black eyed peas. just totally killed it. i bet you are wondering, as the election unfolded what was media matters up to? let's take a peek. >> hello, david. are you busy? >> is this about the mess in the bathroom?
that wasn't me. >> no, david, it is about the press released you want me to write. i don't think it is a good idea. >> why? is it too awesome? >> you cannot say fox news caused the earthquake in haiti in order to get scott brownie elected. >> but it's true. by ignoring global warming they angered the planet which lead to the earthquake which provided a diversion which got scott brownie elected. >> david, you have been watching too much fox news. why don't you call some friends? >> friends, tell me about these things you call friends. >> david, a friend is a person who holds feeling of affection for you. >> tell me more. >> a friend gives assistance in times of need. >> does a friend like lotion? >> have i to go. >> lotion, i need my lotion. >> not his fault. he has dry skin. carrie, i go to you first. you are a lady, a wonderful lady. let's go to a soon to be
senator brown said about his daughter. was it cute or was it creepy? basically he was saying his hot daughters were available. >> you know what, i think it started out incredibly sweet, and then it took this really weird turn and he is like, hey, have you met my daughters? my daughter is the number one prostitute next to her other sister. high five! he did this whole thing, and i don't know why. >> here is the thing. i think mike, you are a parent, and this proves one point. you can't have conversations with your parents about anything because they will make it public. this is my theory: she was talking to her dad a day ago about how there is no good men in massachusetts. she would like to settle down. that stuck in his brain and he is up there and excited and he spills this stuff. that's what you would do. >> i would not do that. anybody who knows me knows i
would not go on nationalth v and say my daughter was available. >> you just did once we edit that. yes! >> i agree 100% with gary. who is a lady, a under withful -- a wonderful lady. it was great and then it took an odd kind of turn. it was cute. i spent last nightwatching because you always have to know what the enemy is thinking. i watched msnbc relentlessly. i mean, even at the point where i thought i was gonna get up and shoot myself in the head, i stayed on msnbc. i watched oberman during his toolness. and it was stunning to watch the others and how out of touch they are. how they still at this point believe that somehow the vast majority of americans think exactly like they do. for awhile i thought it was a thing they were doing because of the show. they honestly believe this. >> what is interesting, when obama won it, i was gracious
and excited about having a new president. there was no graciousness on msnbc. they were bitter and angry. can we get the pictures of the new senator with his daughters? now, why can't he be proud? why can't he be proud, diana? >> wow. >> that's a little awkward. i will just put it out there. >> the weird thing is they were about to go to church. >> i found it objectionable. >> in a pick up truck. what do you think? would you be embarassed if your father did that? >> i would be north fight, anybody -- more tau fight. he was going the right direction, my daughters are available, hey, i'm funny. seriously one is a semifinalist on "american idol " and i want her off the trust fund. she is a medical student and a little sub par to the other one. >> i know you will disagree, but i think he was being a wonderfully bumbling dad who
did a clumsy thing and then admitted he would be in trouble. >> he has john edwards written all over it. the cosmo thing and now this creepiness. mark my words, the only difference is hair slightly less feathered. that is the only difference. mark my words. save this tape, america. save this tape. >> now to the greg-alouge. >> i hate this coller. remember the whole saging thing. those other networks had a field day and there was nobody better at den gnaw grating those folks with signs than rachel madow. >> is he not considered a tree t bager by the movement? >> mass organized t bagging. he is being t bagged while doing so and the message will be muffled. t-bag obama and t-bag obama and they were turned around
when they tried to t bag them without a permit. t bag john mccain. when somebody spoiled the t bagging in the park fund by doing the white house lawn. t bagging. we are t bagers and you are not and we are there for the future. >> she got a kick out of that word. fast-forward to last night where we have better footage of rachel. >> we are now hearing in massachusetts that the ap is now pro projecting that scott brown is the winner of the massachusetts united states senate race. this is an ap projection. the associated press is now projecting scott brown is the the winner of the massachusetts senate race to replace the late ted kennedy. this is an ap projection. nora o'donnell has confirmed that martha coakley has called
scott brown to concede the race. >> sorry, i get downro ry uos. i may quote more see and say the joke isn't funny anymore. but no, the party is just getting started. this is a time for the team party movement to embrace the t-bag money gnaw customer for it is that silly slur that helped them to the win. the t bag is a strong symbol between elite jackasses and the rest of america. after time they snickers about t bags, they said the media won't take you seriously if you reject their uh summings. and the protesters believe on like protesters if you loo look like protesters. and don't forget the cushion to air bubble jogging shoes. if you are going to protest, it better be about kraft, saving the planet, no nukes,
but protesting to let the expansion of government, that won't cut it. calling folks t bagers only helps them t bag you. if you disagree, you are problem -- probably not a t bager. >> gary, isn't this kind of an example of what happens when you bully people and then the bullied kids fight back? it is like an after school special. >> it is. and it is fun to watch. i think the t bagers won. at the end of the day, they put it in your face and they shove it down your throat and that's how you win an election in america. >> you are so right. >> she couldn't be more right. >> i love the way she describes it, mike. >> i love the way she laughs. >> isn't it ironic that msnbc is the network that got t bagged? >> absolutely. and rachel has never looked more vulnerable and sexy than
she did during that moment when she was announcing that coakley had lost. >> it was bad. >> it was like the apocalypse happened. smee was going to go crazy. is the administration going to take people more seriously? >> i think they should. i know the austrian-american dictionary puts tea bagers and that is the word of the year for 2009. but i think we will. that's the urban dictionary. >> are there any sex terms that will come in? >> it has been my word of the year for a longtime. >> will you marry me? >> ihy am i not in l.a.? >> i don't know. >> are there any other sex terms we can look for to reenvigorating the political language? >> if they do they will have more to do with brown than anything. i don't even know what that means. >> i do.
>> two points. one on a tape we just watched, maddow in a turtle neck, is she not the splitting image of a younger george steinbrenner? >> i think she was a little bit. they both look jaunty. 23* there is one person in america who should not be talking about t bagging and mentioning it over and over it is rachel maddow. and for her off the record girlfriend,. >> she looks like scott baio. sfrie from t bagers to tykes. on wednesday the first anniversary of his inauguration, barack obama received a stunning rebuke of his policies from kids, brats, urchins, ankle biters, tadpoles. creatures with runny noses and lunch boxes with capri sun and crystal meth. the result of a time for kids magazine poll finds half of youngsters give them a grade
of c or lower. meaning children who are our future are not keen on obama being a part of theirs. according to the cur vie that questions thousands of young girls and boy. 90% gave obama an a and 24% a c, 10% a d and 10 -- and some gave him an f. we went to panda town for more. >> panda town is a mess right now. >> they are not part animal. diana, children are our future, so this is a great concern. >> it is a great concern. one of the things i read that depressed me is the one that said, my mommy is working too hard and i never see her. i blame obama. >> really? >> no, not really. but it is sad to read that unemployment is one of the kids' fears. >> i would be critical of the president. but we shouldn't be listening to the kids about anything, right?
>> no. yes. i don't know. when i did my own private poll of 9-13-year-olds, pretty much all i found out was tailor l awe tner is tote -- taylor lautner is totally hot and stranger danger! stranger danger! >> when you polled me i told you specifically i was neither 9 or 10 and he is still hot. >> if the tweens are turning on him, won't the tots be next? >> we are making it important. kids are stupid. the fact that we are even paying attention to this. my favorite part of the poll was not obama's name. i cried myself to sleep. the part they said the top career choice was athletes. the bottom of the top 10 was chef. if you have seen how fat these little runts are these days, you will know they have a lot more chance of being a paul
perdone. they kids are dumb, greg. >> mike, you just had a baby. what are his thoughts on the administration, and keep it clean. >> a, he is excited about the scott brownie election results in massachusetts. he said so last night. b, he hates bill for calling kids stupid. >> i didn't mean all kids. >> not all kids. the poll covered a lot of topics. asking what was important to them. this is really stunning. money and possessions were more important than anything else. >> happiness, family, anything else. >> i am not surprised. 9 out of 10 said they would see a female president in their lifetime. so they are obviously misguided. >> let's do baby steps. >> diana, punch him. >> i already did. >> they are old up to pooh in their dipers, they can vote. can you get a perfect
can acting like d-pac get somebody into trouble? the answer is glurg which is yes in survey language. people tell others their, quote -- they're spiritual, and not religious to appear more attractive to perspective mates. why? it is perceived as cool to portray yourself as having inner spiritual beliefs. but what is not cool, just
saying you are religious. that means you have core beliefs and values and won't dough heavy bondage on the first date. meanwhile, saying you are spiritual leads people to think you are a free speaker and easy sh like these guys. -- easy like these guys. >> bless you. >> i am allergic to hippies. >> that was all over baker. >> it is great we have a glass table so we can look at it. carrie, are you our res debt -- resident free thinker. this is so true that if guys want to get women in bed, all they have to do is puke up this spiritual mumbo jumbo. why is that? >> we are just built that way. i think spiritual is the new religious like the new swinger
is the new married. >> i love l.a. >> religion has stan -- standards and spirituality a cloud of meaning. it is easy. >> it is easy to be spiritual and politically correct. i used it on dates. guys say what religion are you? you say, i am spiritual. you don't want to get into a political debate. it is a way of just glazing right over the topic. it makes sense. >> that is so true. reliege yen is like a dress that goes down the an tells. saying you are spiritual is like a back tatoo. that's the difference right there. that tells guys everything they want to know. >> now that you say that, i won't say it again. >> did you pull the spiritual line to pick up chicks? >> actually i would go out on dates and that would explain how religious i am. it never got me anywhere.
if i had to do it all over again, i would uh spouse my spiritual wall tee. religion requires commitment, some function or spiritual wall tee. it is an opportunity to get in the sack. >> spiritual is you talk about doing good things. religion forces you to do good things. but then you talk about doing the good things and then that annoys everybody. >> that was intellectual. >> thank you. we need to move on. do you have a comment? i bet you do. e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com. call 212-462-5050. the half time report from andy levy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by the new hybrid sport, sushi ball. it is like small, but the ball is easier to treat.ingent thanks, sushi ball.
welcome back. let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong. for that we go to andy levy. andy we heard kids are turning against obama, but what about their cats? >> what's the difference? >> that's true. you see cats as kids. >> come on. >> scott brown beats martha coakley. greg, you say some polt the blame on coakley -- put the blame on coakley. it was actually mepzarlnic.
it was from 1522 to 1528. >> my entry books don't go back that far. >> it is ancient history. >> carrie and diana, you think the my daughters are available thing was funny at first and then went too far. why was it even funny -- would you think it was funny at first if you were one of the daughters? >> yes. i think it would be good and increases like ability. >> and my daddy always said i was the best. >> there you have it. >> delightful. >> she was talking about when she was a gymnast. dad i am going to gymnast class and he would see her doing it. >> greg. look at carrie. we all know she was never a gymnast. >> or we can move right along and act like it never happened. >> yes. >> mike you said you would never say your daughter is available on national tv, but would talk about something she talked about with you. >> i would.
>> you said it on the show. >> guilty, fine. can we go back to the picture of carrie? there we go. >> i say she was a gymnast. i remember, andy, i remember mike baker bringing up a talk he had with his daughter about getting a belly button piercing or something, right? >> that was my belly button piercing. i was giving her an example of mine. >> this is what parents do. they are on the planet to embarass you. >> by the way, -- >> i want to see the belly button ring. >> i will be in l.a. next week. just saying. >> awkward. >> but in a stalker sort of way. >> in a married sort of way. >> that's what we like to call -- this is not the c-block, andy. this is not the c-block. >> brown -- ayla brown is
available on twitter. >> you immediately tweeted her, didn't you in. >> i haven't, actually. >> that's unusual for you. >> no it is not. >> yes, it is. >> no, it is really not. >> at the it is. >> it is really not. >> yes. >> not. >> four hours later. >> can somebody let keith oberman know the votes picked obama over mccain by 26 points. >> you just did. >> how did a state who voted for obama by 26 votes can reputiate that it is okay to have a black president. i can't figure it out. >> i can't either. and note what opener man -- oberman says it is one of the policies it is okay to have an african-american president. by opposing the policies you say it is not okay to have an african-american -- you think it is not okay to have an
african-american president. >> greg, you showed the clip of brown using the black eyed peas song. they actually write songs specifically to get played on commercials and at events such as this. >> it worked. >> it is like milli van li li without the integrity. >> that's a great reference to milly-vanilly. >> greg-alogue. i came up with a good word for those who think a t bag is clever. a dosh bager. >> carrie, same on you for everything you said. >> thank you, thank you very much. i. >> will be in l.a., very, very soon. >> and unmarried. >> exactly. >> you decide who is more attractive. >> you know what, i'll let it go. greg, you said maddow learned a key lesson that calling
folks t bagers could t bag you. >> terrible. >> it is not terrible. good for her. >> there you go. >> let's see. >> is it really good for her, andy? is it? >> absolutely, why not? >> andy doesn't care about their needs. i will be in l.a. later this week, just throwing it out there. everybody is going to l.a. >> show me how it is done right. >> stop this! >> i will be in l.a. >> andy, control your segment. >> i think because of all of you i am now done with all of this stuff unread. i will post-it on my blog, stuff i didn't get to say on the show because other people were jerks .com. >> wow. >> i am surprised you were able to get that url. >> i paid for it. >> that's very good. >> bye. >> bye. let me welcome back our
guest. diane diana, date night with diana, and she is soo alluring the joke yak asks her her sign. carrie keegan, the lead anchor and writer and producer. clothes will be flying off her wrack. and mike baker, former cia operative and president. he is so cool that polar bears often try to walk across him. >> that's uncomfortable. >> it is the monument that is way overdue. and in a symbol of pism and dynamite abs i am talking about a male statue of liberty. freedom with junk. the georgia-based group is proposing the idea to a landfall dider at south carolina. didn't know they had land there. saying the statue could be the same size as lady liberty. its base will probably contain a museum in the hopes of drawing more tourists to the historic area. another added attraction, baby
tossing which i think it totally inappropriate. just putting it out there. isn't it about time, you had the statute uve liberty for like 700 years. >> stop trying to usurp my gender. it is ridiculous, $150 million and they say they got it from private investors. i i don't get it. i don't think lady liberty needs it. she is strong and proud and ladies, are you with me? >> carrie, do you think people will go to the male statue of liberty? >> only if he is built with liberty-like proportions. >> interesting .-- ., and i won't follow that point. we made that point about his point. phil, will you move to south carolina if this happens? i want you to move to south carolina. >> or anywhere. you want me to move to south carolina, cbs, somewhere.
you want me not here. here is the thing, we already have a male statue of liberty and it is indeed the statue of liberty. this is the most manish looking woman in town. i have a theory. you know why? she is french. french women are beautiful. >> although they don't get red eye here. why am i being nice to them? >> exactly. >> is this the best idea ever? it is about time. >> in order to attract more visitors to the historic area. >> it is gonna be a great place for a heavy metal teenager go and get high jie. absolutely. >> try to pronounce inauguration. as you know, i draw the news. it has been awhile. today i drew my idea of the perfect male statue of liberty. yes, the body of lady liberty
with the head of mike baker. >> wow. >> and if you happen to crack it open -- get this, if you crack it open, butterflies made of chocolate and dreams will fly out. and they will peck your eyes out. they will peck your eyes out. if you would like to win this piece of art, simply send me the title to red eye at fox news .com. i will end have a copy drenched in bill's blood. thank you, carrie and keegan. always a dlie and a challenge for all of the editors. we're taking a break. when we come back, we will talk to andy whit field from the new series "spartacus" if you leave now i will smite your face with my fist. >> killed our children and each time we have pushed them back. only to see them return.
you were dyeing to see my fortunes rise? >> yes. >> if you will hold with a piece of me. >> what is to keep me to this bargain once your blood is spilled? >> honor, and the promise of vengeance from the afterlife. >> he is tougher than russell crowe's maximus and more gorgeous than brad pitt's achilles and more life than the golden girls put together. it is an original seriesful -- original series. it is about a gladiator who leads roman slaves against their captors and starts this week. joining us is the title character himself. andy, thank you for coming.
>> so delighted to be here. >> a lot of people on the show have to wear murk -- murkins, right? >> yes, that's true. >> i don't suffer from a lack of my own hair, but you know what they are? >> yes. i mean no. >> explain. >> no, what is a murkin? >> it is basically what you would call a wig for down there. >> right. and there was a scene where there was a bit of a sex scene. they have sex in those times. the girl reveals the murkin and it is like -- you have something else. it goes with the scene. >> where do you buy one? they have to be made somewhere. are they made by general wig companies? i don't know. >> i don't know. i think somebody makes them onset. the barber floors and stuff like that. >> that means, bill, your hair could be made into a m ru kin
for lucy lawless. >> i knew i had a purpose and that's to cover lucy's privates. >> well, i want to know who is wearing the murkin and who is a method actor and lets it all go? >> you will see. you can tell. >> really? >> it like a few pay. -- toupe. >> it is 2010. >> this show is just sex and blood, sex and blood and sex and blood. when there is no sex there is blood. when there is no blood there is sex. it is like the best. it must be so much fun. >> yeah, someone said it was like vegas today. it is sort of -- the sex isn't just there for the titilation of the crowd. it is there for a n are. there is something going on with the sex. you will love it, of course. you will watch it. >> i am having a little -- i am having a viewing party at my apartment on friday if you are free. there won't be snacks, just a
couple shower curtain. >> can i breng my murkin? it will be my date. >> you won't remember anything because you will get a roofie. the costumeses are amazing. do you wear them after the show? >> my costumes, as you can see from the play back, there is very little. the difference between dressed and naked is like a speedo. the guy that makes all of the leather armor and makes incredible crafts man ship. it is cool. they made my son a little out outfit. >> it is a beautiful show to watch. i mean, it is filmed -- the cgi is intense. is there anything on your body that's yours, or is it cgi? >> that's all me. >> really? >> i think. i mean i haven't seen the whole show. >> i think they added a little more abs. sam ramey is one of the producers and i think he is the greatest living producer i
have seen just about every one of his films. have you to be thrilled to work with him. >> he brings -- he is not like the man on the ground. they are a team and he brings huge credibility. and all of his fans come to see this project. it is awesome. >> ramey started with the evil dead trillion gee. you know spider-man and "drag me to hell" which was awesome. he had great tv series with "taper." >> the care bears? >> i think he was involve with that. >> really? no, he wasn't. >> would you say there is too much or not enough nudity? >> in general or in the show. >> in the show. >> i think there is the rightment a. they are trying to cut it down for some prudish nations. i don't know why. >> like france and belgium? >> yeah. >> your premiere party tonight is being hosted by out magazine. so a clearly spar tau cuss that will have a large gay
following. >> by the time this airs you will have already gone to the party. >> right. i'm sure that there is going to be a few -- people are going to be attracted to guys rolling around on the floor with other guys. >> their entire bar is based on that, by the way. just a few blocks from here, and i don't know where they are really. what kind of training did you have to do for this? >> we did crazy 4 hours a day for months like boot camp where they didn't feed us and just hammered us and sword fighting and gymnastics and how to fall and take a hit. then they say we will do an 8 and a half month shoot and you have to stay the same on your own time. >> for your next role you have to play like a fat, lazy guy. and then they put you in training and you sit around a. >> that would be easier. >> play like a late night talk show host on a cable net work. you can put on 40 pounds and cry yourself. >> oh we weren't talking about
you know someone was in his ear telling him where to go. get a real job, jerk armadillo. >> mail time! >> all right, it is mail time, of course. the address is red eye at fox news .com. we play ping-pong with paddles made of blood. here we go. billy from travis air force base, california, to lead things off, discussing cocaine, there should be a medical cocaine like there is a medical marg rj ma. well, there is of it is used as a local anesthetic to use the mouse, nose and throat. trust me i am a doctor. if you wanted to get uh hold of one of these an net thete particular, how would you do that? if wn would hang out at the nearby applebys with $30,
would one be able to get a sample of said an anesthetic and then join me to go clubbing? i must warn you i am clumsy and have a tendency to fall on sill linda cal objects. and then, i flipped to your show in the morning and are talking about how martha coakley beat scott brown when brown had already won. what's up with that? if you had watched from the beginning you would have seen that we first covered the election as if scott brown won. and then we covered the election as if coakley won. we did this because we taped the show early in the afternoon on tuesday. if you happened to just walk in as i am answering this letter, you also missed the part about me banging your mom. and then "i got an elvis movie on the movie channel. it is a movie where he is cur under roughed by -- surrounded by gyrating women, but didn't catch the name of the movie." glad you wrote the show about
this. i think you are referring to cabaret. the part where he wakes up with the horse's head in his bed, unforgettable. one of scorsese is unforgettable. finally, ron from stafford, virginia. that is actually a real place. somebody find out about that. great show. i have seen you several times on the o'reilly phaker it. any chance of you getting bill o'reilly on "red eye" or do you think he is too intimidating. >> i asked bill on a number of occasions to come on "red eye" and he has always been polite about telling me, never in a million years. >> true story, sadly. >> we will have the post game wrap up with andy levy. and to see clips of recent shows go to fox news .com/red eye.
huckabee and fox business network's john staw sill. -- john stossel. heavy hitters. >> time to go back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. i long dreamed that we could team up. >> your dreams could come true. hot 97 is teaming up with pal talk. you can hear it on hot 97 .com or pal talk .com. i am co-hosting with dj. i am going street and i am working on the vernacular. >> keep working on that. >> thank you, i will. >> mike, is it true that you have been very busy filming for spike tv's "deadliest warriors." >> that is true and thank you for asking unannounced. but contractually i am not allowed to talk about it. it is true, and by golly when you see the episode you will be stunned. peace out. >> can i -- andy --
>> wow. i want to see that again. >> you know what, andy, he can't say anything about. it but he was talking to me about it in the green room. i can answer the question for you. >> what are we gonna see? >> he will pit a group of little people against giraffes and they will all have guns. >> gosh damn it, i told you contractually we president could talk about it. >> for the whole loose lips sink ships -- >> he beat the hell out of the giraffe. >> even the giraffes will have guns? greg, will the giraffes have guns? >> yes, the giraffes will have guns. good to know. >> bill -- forget it. greg, back to you. let's get the hell out of here. >> thank you, andy. always a pleasure. a delight. >> thank you. >> disgusting, embarassing, wrong. mike, charming, delightful. i'm greg gutfeld. sorry about that.