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>> jimmy: what about when we're on the show and i mention you were out all night? >> guillermo: she doesn't watch it. >> jimmy: doesn't watchchhe show. i learned a lot in brooklyn. for instance, i learned that i have a cousin who pushes an iguana around in a baby stroller. that's right. she brought it to the show. i learned you can c crgy $6 for a cup of coffee when you calit pour-over. according to a new report from the world health organization, bacon, sausage, hot dogs and others processed meats significantly increase your chance of getting cancer which is an ugly way of saying i'm probably die doing what i love. the report said the average americann eats 18 pounds of bacac a year, which seemed d ke a lot. then you think about all the -- each package is a pound. i realize i think i ate that @ yesterday.
18 pounds. the problem with the study is the more people talk about bacon about how bad bacon is, how bacon is like cigarettes, how bacon causes cancer, all i hear is "bacon, bacon." it makes me want bacon. so i will have bacon. i guess the point is some things in life are worth dying for. and bacon is right at the top of those things. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: more positive reinforcement for donald trump today. a new poll conducted by associated press shows a majority of republican voters think donald trump is the most electable republican candidate. which is great news for donald trump. not so great news for republican voters. but seeing donald trump is the most electable candidate is like saying glazed is the most healthy doughnut. is it possible people don't know what the word electable means?
this chocolate pudding is electable. trump hosted a town hall at a country club in new hampshire where they asked a very good question. >> mr. trump, with the exception of your family, have you ever been told no? >> many times. i mean, my whole life really has been a no. and i fought through it. i have been -- you know, i talkededbout it. it's not bee easy for me. it has not been easy for me. you know, i started off in brooklyn. my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and that was in the early '70s by the way. a gallon of gas cost 38 cents in 1973. that would be like a small l ln of $8 m mlion from your father now. he must have a medical cdition where he can't hear himself taup. mean while, jeb bush is trying to get momentum going by releasing a new book. it's a collection of e-mails he sent and received when he was governor of florida.
because nothing gets people excited likekeroup e-mail. thth is the cover. his enthusiasm is overwhelming. it really looks like a printd for a prescription drug. don't let irritable bowel syndrome get you down, ask your doctor about dulcolax today. in addition to the book jeb is launching the "jeb can fix it" tour. their new slogan, "jeb can fix it." fix the election? that might be his only hope. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: remember when joe the plumber ran for office? this is like the opposite of that. bush is trailing both donald trump and ben carson in n e polls. in fact, ben carsonon now leading donald trump in iowa. he appeared yesterday on "meet the press" where chuck todd asked him to address concerns about his very low-key demeanor. >> do you think that people
with lack of energy? >> i wasn't always like that. there was a time when i was very volatile. but, you know, i changed. >> when was that? >> as a teenager. i would go after people, rocks and bricks and baseball bats and hammers. and of course many people know the story, when i was 14, i tried to stab someone. >> jimmy: right. but before i could stab him, i fell asleep and he fell asleep. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he doesn't seem low energy tc me, he seems high. not high energy, just high. he seems like he's been sucking on a water bong all week and showed up at "meet the press." meanwhile, bernie sanders, every candidate in this race has a signature quirk. hihiary clinton hashat laugh. trump that is had gestures. ben carson has the voice to put you in a coma.
bernie sanders has something different, the tongue. >> it's a mutual high-national state. why are you going after these members in iowa and in new hampshire? >> some people who are watching, senator -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i imagine that -- we brooklyn. different. not just weather and culture. people are different. there's a toughness when you walk around brooklyn that you don't necessarily experience here. no-nonsense. to break that up a bit and generate warmth we sent cousin sal out in the street to yell nice things at people passing by. we do in thiss in hollywood from time to time. we thought it would be
here it is, cousin sal shouts compliments in brooklyn. >> sal: excuse me, do you work in the financial district? >> no. >> sal: you look like a million bucks. >> yeah? >> sal: yeah, you do. just the way you carry yourself. that's u.s. dollars i'm talking about! we, whoa, whoa, someone call t t prospect park zoo, looks like a fox just escaped. what a beautiful lady, do you believe that? are you with me, fellas, huh? look at her go! let me tell you something, sir. that's not a tie, that's a win. compared to that all the ties tie five. get it? all right. i tell you what, i'm going to take a gus, i bet that's your baby, right? you're cute. case closed. tell your friend on the phone. hey, the statue of liberty called, she wants her posture back. how do you walk so upright?
hey, let me tell you something. your accessories are a successry. you did it all right, congratulations! excuse me, i'm looking in this book here at brooklyn attractions. and you're not in it. i'll get the next book. hey, man, you're the perfect slice of new york pizza. thin, know what i mean? perfect. thin and hot. you know what? i want to fold you up and stuff you in my mouth. all right, i went too far. but you're thin and hot! excuseme, sir. can i borrow you glasses for a second? because your looks are blinding, wow. such good looking -- what? give me my glasses! >> get the [ bleep ] out of here. >> sal: give me my glasses! >> macy's. >> sal: you don't need the men's department. you're perfectly put together already. go home!
>> jimmy: pretty much the same as here. you're welcome, brooklyn. when we come back eric stonestreet is here from "modern family." we're going to makak a world sesees bet that one u u will very much wish we hadn't. so stick aroundl we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] geget really stressed out putting my personal info in these online shopping forms.last name. how about last time. noi breathe easy, with the ancient art of yoga... and masterpass. this pose is called "downward facing hog." yoga's hard, right? you want a bite? more for me! the easier way to shop online. masterpass from mastercard and your bank. it's the shortcut to priceless. innovative sonicice technology
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that. at -- >> no comment, next question? >> the defense -- >> no comment, next question? any other questions? no comment. next question?? no comment. any other questions? no comment. any other questions? >> no comment. any other questions? no comment. any other questions? thank you guys for coming, i appreciate you all very y ch. jimmy: i don't know, if i was one of the reporters i would never have stopped asking questions. i'd ask 150,000 questions. greg, will you say no comment? "no comment." thank you. i'm focused right now on baseball, not football. the world series starts tomorrow night. the kansas city royals are playing the new york mets. as if things weren't already tense enough betweenenansas city and new york. it's going to be a great series. odds -- even odds in las vegas. last time the royals won the world series was 1985.
last time the mets won was 1986. in other words we've got a couple of real losers here. and one of them is going to win.n. i'm m mets fan. my friend eric stonestreet loves the kans city royals. he's from kansas city. you know how the mayors and governors do bets where the royals win, new york gets hot dogs and ribs go back the other way? who cares what these guys get to eat? we decided to make a wager that is hopefully a little bit more interesting. and i'm going to tell you about it. first from "modern family" [ cheers and applause ] >> hello. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: are you? did you shoot today? >> rushed right over. >> jimmy: thank you for rushing over. royals jersey -- >> always have it in my car.
you this morning and you were kind enough to agree to it. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: do you find watching the playoffs is a tore truss experience? >> it is. i was not rooting for the mets, i wanted the dodgers to play. it is rough. the mets are tough. the royals always seem to make it a tough game. >> jimmy: especially when you have a team like the royals, like the mets, where they haven't won in such a long time. >> right. >> jimmy: it's heartbreaking. we decided to make it even more unpleasant. we decided to make a bet. my original idea is loser gets a vasectomy. [ laughter ] my wife didn't like that one so we narrowed it down -- >> and i had mine years ago. kidding! >> jimmy: we agreed to let fate decide our bet. let's go to the wheel of terrible bets. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo. this is the bet. these are our bets. i will explain the various bets. this is ear pierce, very simple.
ear pierced with an earring for the other team. that's terrible. twitter takeover. the loser -- the winner gets to take over the loser's twitter account for an hour and write anything he wants. that's bad. >> oh! >> jimmy: paint ball in a bounce house. the loser gets in a bounce house and the winner fires paint balls at him. >> for how long? >> jimmy: a minute. handcuffed to a superhero. in this one of us would be handcuffed to one of these superheroes from hollywood boulevard. >> oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: some of them have not showered since -- >> 1985? >> jimmy: right. and the last three, jimmy's choice, i choose one. eric's choice, you get to choose one. or guillermo's choice, guillermo gets to choose one. are you ready for this? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: guillermo, are you ready?
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll find out which terrible bet -- i'm not sure why we're doing this. there's no good reason for it. >> jimmy's choice. >> jimmy: all right. well, now, typically i would make the choice when i saw who won. now. i think it's more fair that way. >> yeah, i think that's fair. >> jimmy: what i am going to choose is -- i am going to choose the worst one. i am going to choose paint ball in a bounce house. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: may god have mercy on both of us and may the best fan win. erin stonestreet, everybody! >> go kansas city royals! >> jimmy: we have a good show tonight. music from elle king -- where are you going?
"wicked city" which premieres tomorrow on abc, ed westwick is here with us. and then talented young woman, this is their album, it's called "love stuff." stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, from "modern family," julie bowen will be here, carrie underwood, later this week harrison ford, trevor noah, katie lowes, music from brett eldridge, and ourur annual halloween costume pageant which is a hit with young and old alike. we take half of one halloween costume and half of another. put them together, the results are hilarious. our first first guest is talented in every way a person can be. you know her from "sarday night t ve" and "bridesmaid," and "the martian" and moles that change color unexpectedly.
demand starting friday. please welcome kristen wiig! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. kristen, you look very lovely. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm really good. >> jimmy: i'm glad to hear it. life is good. what a natural . >> i know, right? that's how i always sit. how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. >> youook great. >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. how's everything going? >> everything's great. >> jimmy: you're working so much, it's crazy. >> i have been. i'm taking a break now. >> jimmy: good. >> yeah, i need to like go to the dentist and stuff. see people. yeah. >> jimmy: all that stuff does get pushed off. >> it does. >> jimmy: you're from new york, are you rooting for mets?
>> uh -- yes. yep. i'm going to the games. yeah. >> jimmy: did you spend your whole life in new york? >> i'm upstate. ro chester. >> upstate. >> a little bit in pennsylvania. >immy: what part off pennsylvaniaia >> lancaster. >> jimmy: that's the amish country. >> sure is. >> jimmy: we would go there on the way to hershey park when i was a kid. >> i go to hershey park all the time. >> jimmy: all the time? >> not all the time. like every other day. no, yeah, they had that roller coaster, the super duper looper, and the comet. chocolate world when you'd see how the p pk ismade. >> jimmy: the s sll of hershey park is great. i remember the street lights shaped like candy kisses. >> yes? when you're a kid that is the most awesome thing in the world. >> i know. i remember when i was little, my mom told me she had a surprise for my birthday. i noticed we were driving towards hershey park. driving in, i saw the lights, and i was like, we're going to hershey park. she said, no, i'm taking you to
it was the hershey park stadium. i was like, this is for you. we had a great time but i was 10. it was a great concert. >> jimmy: living in rochester you're close to canada. we'd go there a lot. >> jimmy: you would go to canada >> yes. >> jimmy: go over the bored tore buy beer and stuff like that. >> yes. toronto, buy canadian cigarettes and beer. >> jimmy: this might be why canadians think so little of us in general because we're always drunk and smoking when they see us. >> yeah. at's why. >> jimmy: would you then smuggle them back? >> no, we would -- no. i don't -- well. yeah. the cigarettes, yes. >> jimmy: cigarettes. >> yeah, it would be scary to drive -- we did get pulled over, had to stop on the little border checkpoint once. >> jimmymyoh, righgh >> i was going to a beastie boys concert. and we got pulled over.
there was nothing in the car but i was convinced because i had a beer ten hours ago that i wa never going back to america. >> jimmy: you were smuggling the beer internally? >> yes. i only had like one. and that's wrong. i thought about that the whole way home. >> jimmy: how old were you, how fa far away from the john denver concert? >> it was the week after. no, i i don't know. i was a teen. >> jimmy: you were a teen, yes. >> a late teen. >> jimmy: a late teen, yes. have you ever been arrested? >> no -- >> jimmy: good. >> no. i've been pulled over. a lot. >> jimmy:: lot? not a lot. you know. >> jimmy: what's theamount? >> like -- maybe like -- five times. >> jimmy: that's not that bad. >> that's not crazy. then one time we were going to another concert. and i had -- this is terrible --
i had peerbeer in the back seat. we were driving and turned the corner and there was a checkpoint. oh, we're screwed, we're done. the cop came up and he was like, what's all this? i was like, we're taking it to recycling. he was like, okay. >> jimmy: he did not say that. >> he did. he was like, all right, okay. he let us go. my friend was like -- the whole ninit he waslike, you know what happened on the way here? >> jimmy: that was your first improv maybe? >> yeah. exactly. yes. >> jimmy: the recycling center. bringing these cold cans of beer to the recycling center. >> he didn't really see it. he was just like, okay. let us go. >> jimmy: when i was a kid they would say -- all these things seem like such a big deal.l. but yeah, if you saw kids now with we're in the back of the car, as long as they weren't drinking -- >> now, yeah. not back when i was a kid 50 years ago. >> jimmy: they'd say they're going to call cops if you're making crank calls or doing stupid things like that. >> yes.
>> jimmy: were you a crank caller? >> i was a crank caller, yeah. i did have the cops come to my house once for doing that. >> jimmy: for real? >> for real. >> jimmy: from prank calls? >> we prank called this one person a lot. and they knew it was us. and then they -- >> jimmy: who was the person? >> her name was jen. >> jimmy: was this jennifer aniston? >> no. that would be so weird. >> jimmy: i just pulled one out of there. >> yeah, it was a yeye ago. but i got out of things. >> jimmy: how would you -- why would you crank call jen? >> kid dozen that. >> yeah, it was obvious. >> jimmy: what did the cops say? >> they were like, her parents stop doing it. >> jimmy: did you? >> i was like, i didn't do it. >> jimmy: right. then miraculously the calls stopped? >> yeah, they stopped. >> i didn't know you were such a bad girl, i had no idea-
>> well -- but i had a way of getting out of thins. >> jimmy: that makes it worse in a way. what was your way of getting out of things? >> i had -- i did one thing that i'm almost hesitant to say because i feel like, if kids hear it,hey're going to do it. then their parents are going to blame me. >> jimmy: you definitely have to say it, yeah. >> i would go out with my friends and then i would stay out past curfew and then i would call my house and then my mom would answer and i would say, "that's okay, mom, i got it." she'd be like, oh, you're home. >> jimmy: that's really diabolical. >> i know. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kristen wiig,
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>> we're going to be in fashion why. >> jimmy: kristen wiig in "nasty baby" in theaters now and available on all these amazing -- i thought the movie was really good. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how did they get you to do a small-budget movie? >> i do a lot. >> jimmy: i know but how would one get you to do it? >> my friend alia what is in the movie told me about it. i just saw sebastian's movie "crystal fairy and the magic cactus" with michael cera. >> jimmy: he's the director and you costar. >> yeah, it was all improvised and we shot it in two weeks. >> jimmy: i was wondering. >> it's amazing. >> jimmy: it did seem very natural. i thought maybe the nature of making a low-budget film, does that -- because you don't do it a million times, does it feel more natural because of that? >> this one was like -- we had an outline and we knew what the scene was. we would just kind of do it and improvise it. as you keep going it gets a little shorter.
it was so fun to make a movie like that. >> jimmy: you're doing these big budget movies, "the martian," "ghostbusters," and almost no budget movies. do you feel -- i don't know, do you feel deprived? >> i mean, there's less food around. it's like, take licorice off the table. >> jimmy: this is a photograph from "ghostbusters." are you finished shooting? >> we are, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know how much we can say. are you playing the same characters from the movie? >> no, no, totally different characters. >> jimmy: so there's no venkman or anything, different characters? >> yes. >> jimmy: it's top secret? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. you're not allowed to say anything. >> we had an amazing time making it. >> jimmy: i would imagine it would be a lot of fun. >> so fun. >> jimmy: even just -- did you get to drive the car? >> i got to sit in it. >> jimmy: you didn't get to drive? >> i got to sit in the back
seat. is -- >> the car is amazing. set? >> now. so just an old car. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's interesting that you go back and forth between these big budget movies and small budget movies. you have another project that's movie. some of the independent movies aren't so independent. but this one. >> this one's very dramatic. and i'm excited about it. we're premiering here. >> jimmy: the reviews, i don't want to embarrass you, but have been unbelievable for this film. >> thanks. >> jimmy: it's early but some people are talking oscars. premiered -- >> we're doing it here. >> jimmy: this is the premiere of the trailer for kristen's new film, take a look.
here! my god, what are you wearing? tell me! [ sobbing ] sweater." corrected by michael bay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's really beautiful. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: no -- thank you, kristen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: kristen wiig, everybody. and available on itunes, amazon
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are back. still to come, music from elle king. you know our next guest from the show "gossip girl." he has his own show now. he plays a nightclub-crawling serial killer on "wicked city" which premieres tomorrow night at 10:00 on abc. say hello to ed westwick! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations on your show. >> hello. >> jimmy: can i tell you, i had were from england. >> i am, i am. >> jimmy: boy, you really are. >> yes, yes, very much so. >> jimmy: why is it that english people are so much better at doing american accents than we are --
>> thank you for saying that. maybe it's the amount of american television we get in the u.k. we get to watch all these fantastic shows. >> that makes sense. >> we spend our days. >> jimmy: how old were you when you came to l.a.? >> i was about 7 or 8 years old. on a holiday. 1996 or around then. >> jimmy: i see. you came with your family. >> came with the family, came to california, went to vegas. we had an amazing time. >> jimmy: did you? where'd you stay in veg gas? >> excalibur? oh! classy, yes. it's like being back home in england, really. >> well, we did the knights of the round table. so we left england to do something that they did 500 years ago in england. >> jimmy: as a 7-year-old you probably didn't have any concept. >> i banged my mug on the desk and had a good time. >> jimmy: your parents probably thought it was ridiculous. >> they're always up for a laugh. >> jimmy: acting is something that you wanted to do from a young age?
>> i just had a lot of fun playing dress-up, as it were. >> jimmy: i see. las vegas, what did that -- what kind of an impact did that have on you? >> to this day i find it an incredible place. you've got these amazing structures with the hotels and everything. it seems like a fun place. >> jimmy: it is a fun place. i grew up in las vegas. >> they were telling me, yeah. >> jimmy: my hometown. we did have a lot of fun. probably not the fun you'd have when you're 7. >> no, no, no. the fun definitely changes i'm assume assuming. >> jimmy: have you been back? >> i was there actually for the mayweather/pacquiao fight. although i didn't get to the fight. we were at a viewing party. >> jimmy: i see. >> hell of an evening. >> yeah, yeah, i was actually there then as well. not as part of my upbringing. i accompanyied manny -- i was his bad luck charm that night. >> okay, wow sdl you have this show, your character -- correct
>> not a nice guy, is he? >> jimmy: he's a serial killer who on top of that has sex with the victims. >> yeah, he's into a touch of necrophilia. you know. new territory for me. you'll be pleased to know that. >> jimmy: i would hope so. >> to set the context it's a hell of a show. 1982, sunset strip. you've got all of the sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll of that era. yes, i'm playing a serial killer. but he's not just the monster that he seems to be. he has a very -- >> jimmy: he's got good qualities too? >> redeeming a specific choice of words. he has this relationship with a character, betty, played by the wonderful erika christensen. and this romance blossoms. they're throwing around the term "romeo and juliet of serial killers." >> jimmy: she's a serial killer too? >> i don't want to spoil it but
we go on a bit of adventure together. >> jimmy: wow, okay. you guys will be killing for years and years? >> i mean -- there's a lot of people out there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's true. >> don't feel like a victim. >> jimmy: you can't really research a role like this. >> you can but i probably wouldn't be able to be here tonight, i'd be locked up somewhere. it might not have worked out. >> jimmy: your character is a -- does some babysitting on the side? >> yes, another one of the interesting dynamics shall we say. he's a lovely babysitter as well. >> jimmy: listen, when you find a good babysitter. >> you've got to sick with him. through the rough and the smooth. >> jimmy: yeah, obviously. yeah. >> no, but i mean, that's one of the things that really attracted me to the part. it's very unique. it's incredibly interesting and multi-layered. i think when people tune in, it airs tomorrow, please check it out. >> jimmy: are you enjoying being in 1982? >> very much. i was born in '87. >> jimmy: you missed it.
now i get to, you know, redo it. >> jimmy: there's a lot of music from the '80s? >> we have a fantastic music collection, billy idol, "white wedding" going round in my head. all of that. we capture the era very well, i think. >> jimmy: you know the stories of the sunset strip and all that stuff that went on? >> i've heard, yeah. what's interesting as well is the way kind of we base our show on a little bit of history. it picks up after the hillside strangler and zodiac killer. we incorporate that part. >> jimmy: you carry on the tradition? >> of serial killers, yes. >> jimmy: do you know a lot about serial killers now? >> i know how to stab a watermelon very well. that's one of the things i have got down. >> jimmy: is that what you do? >> that's what you do. we have the body. the person, the actor. we take them out, move the camera, bring in the watermelon for its moment.
have big egos to be honest. and -- >> jimmy: they don't know what they're in for, they have no idea. they wake up that morning -- >> you're a normal watermelon. next thing you know you're it's great. >> jimmy: is that because of the sound? >> it's for the impact and we get -- pack it with blood and it squirts up and it looks fantastic. >> jimmy: does it spoil your appetite for watermelons? easy? you don't like watermelon? >> no, i don't. they couldn't have picked a more brilliant person. >> jimmy: wait a minute, you ar psychopath it turns out. >> i am, i am. >> jimmy: i don't think i ever met anybody that doesn't like watermelon. >> well, i don't know yes singled that one out. >> jimmy: have you had a good watermelon? do you feel like maybe you had those england watermelons? >> maybe that was it, i had a bad experience as a child, one tried to bite me or something like that. >> jimmy: this is preposterous. >> it really is. >> jimmy: any other beloved fruits that you dislike?
and pineapples. >> jimmy: apples and pineapples. >> that's my gang. >> jimmy: congratulations. i hope the show is a big hit. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "wicked city" premieres tomorrow night at 10:00 here on abc. ed westwick, everybody. we'll be right back with elle king! [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: the jimmy kimmel
by samsung.tt2watv#@5t bt@q @x >> announcer: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thank kristen wiig, ed westwick and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first this is her album "love stuff" here with the song "ex's and oh's" elle king. well i had me a boy turned him into a man i showed him all the things
i let him go now there's one in california who's been cursing my name 'cause i found me a better lover in the uk hey hey until i made my getaway one two three they gonna run back to me cause i'm the best baby that they never gotta keep one two three they gonna run back to me they always wanna come but they never wanna leave ex's and the oh oh ohs they haunt me like ghosts they want me to make 'em all they won't let go ex's and oh's i had a summer lover down in new orleans kept him warm in the winter left him frozen
my my how the seasons go by i get high and i love to get low so the hearts keep breaking and the heads just roll you know that's how the story goes one two three they gonna run back to me cause i'm the best baby that they never gotta keep one two three they gonna run back to me they always wanna come but they never wanna leave ex's and the oh oh ohs they haunt me like ghosts they want me to make 'em all they won't let go ex's and the oh oh ohs they haunt me like ghosts they want me to make 'em all they won't let go ex's and
one two three they gonna run back to me climbing over mountains and a-sailing over seas one two three they gonna run back to me they always wanna come but they never wanna leave ex's and the oh oh ohs they haunt me like ghosts they want me to make 'em all they won't ex's and the oh oh ohs they haunt me like ghosts they want me to make 'em all they won't let go ex's and
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