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>> welcome to the "the mazda postgame show." rich: the broncos hahned the patriots their first loss of the season on the last play of the game sunday night. the monday game ended with no time left on the clock with the ravens running a blocked field goal back for a touchdown and tonight's game ended with no time left on the clock with a rodgers-to-rodgers hail mary pass to keep the packers' season moving in an upward direction and essentially ending the lions' season on the spot in front of a shocked homegrown. rih eisen along with marshall faulk, steve mariucci and michael irvin. that means the last three games in the national football league have edged in walk-off fashion, the last two with no time left on the clock.
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see in marshall: just a gritty performance by aaron rodgers. the first half i thought he was beaten, bruised. took a lot of hits, sacks. the offense was in disarray. it looked like they had no answers but in the second have -- half, just a different football team and i'm going to say they were cared -- carried about the resiliency of their defense making plays, getting stops and he willed this team, this offensive team, to a victory what a throw. what a throw. steve: it comes down to a 70-yard throw to a hail mary. what a great catch to the other rodgers from cal. his dad made the play when the band was on the field. now this play, the hail mary in motown. unbelievable finish and detroit fans are beside themselves right now. michael: i could not believe they could not put green bay away.
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that first half, green bay looked dead to rights. defeated. after the play you watched aaron rodgers walk away like it was a wrap, and to come back and make those plays and win that game in the end. you hope this can be what can propel them the rest of the year. marshall, you mentioned it. marshall: we talk about quarterbacks or players taking the team and putting them on their backs. in the second half, aaron rodgers put this team literally -- steve: especially, a lineman, two starters out before the game and linsley and bakhtiari out. are you kidding me? michael: the broken play saved the season. rich: as you saw, richard rodgers is heading to the seat -- set in a matter of moment but right now we head to the booth. but you never know in that state with hardly any time left on the
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jim: it was the nfl's version, if you will, of that same kind of unbelievable finish at michigan-michigan state. there are some packer fans who refuse to leave. they're still celebrating and we're still trying to digest everything that happened here. you think about the packers. they've had all these close games that had lost, including to detroit the first time. against carolina they tried to rally and came up short. less than 30 seconds to go, no time-outs. they get the second chance on the penalty, they get the heave and the miracle and motown and aaron rodgers and this team, you just know -- now they have 10 days before their next game. battered and bruised offensive line, a lot of these guys should be back. the bulagas, they probably are going to be back. phil: that's the big thing.
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mccarthy told us they are tired and beat up. of course, when you have to go against aaron rodgers, in certain situations, desperate situations, he's tough. i'm not disagreeing, michael, but that wasn't a broken play at the end. that was the only way they were going to win. he need -- knew he needed to scramble, buy time and get the running start to throw it to the end zone. how many guys in the league could make that play, get in that position and still make that throw? we can count them on one hand, i guarantee you that jim: there was the facemask call and they were trying to keep the ball alive. richard rogers at one point threw it back to aaron rodgers so it was rodgers to rodgers the other way that led to the facemask and back to the conventional way of aaron to richard for the win. there are the final stats.
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bay never led until all zeros on the clock at the end. phil: think of how this changes everything. the minnesota vikings, how upset are they? the big thing is staying in place to win the division. now this keeps them one game behind minnesota. jim: we'll see minnesota at arizona next thursday night, only only nfl network and that should be a great game. they're currently two and three in the n.f.c. playoff picture. there's a big difference. when you're the two, you get the bye and the pass all the way to the divisional round. that could have a lot to do with that in the end. but i have a feeling after tonight green bay is going to have something to say about that too. coming up next on cbs, your local news except on the west coast and don't miss "the late show" with stephen colbert followed by "the late late show" with james corden tonight, only cbs. for more football, "the mazda
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network. for phil, tracy, mike and all the crew, jim nantz saying so long from detroit. a finish you'll never forget, the packers take it here on a hail mary. thanks for watching "the mazda postgame show." phil! oh no... (under his breath) hey man! hey peter. (unenthusiastic) oh... ha ha ha! joanne? is that you? it's me...
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the national football league. steve: new details about wednesday's mass shooting. what we are learning about the it's time to rise and shine. at kum & go, we're doing more for you to start your day right. like serving up a friendly "good morning" along with breakfast sandwiches & breakfast pizza, yes pizza, & donuts & muffins & coffee that are all made fresh & hot in our store's kitchens every day. kum & go. where & means more.
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steve: making news right now a , vigil for the 14 victims of
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stacey: and new tonight, we now know the names of those victims. steve: cbs news has also learned that the 2 suspects were building bombs in their house, utilizing items like christmas tree lights and smokeless gunpowder. stacey: danielle nottingham in san bernardino with what we know right now.
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: evidence thursday from the redlands home san bernardino shooting suspects sayed farook shared with his wife, tashfeen malik. police say the couple had stockpiled a cache of weapons, bombs, and ammunition. there were another 2000 9 millimeter rounds found at that house, over 2500 .223 rounds, farook was american born and a -- rounds. danielle farook was american : born and a san bernardino county employee. nicholas thalasinos, was one of the 14 people killed during the holiday luncheon massacre for
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he helped train farook. >> as far as i know, he got along with everybody. that's what's so shocking that he would turn around and do this. danielle: chris had been sitting at a table five feet away from farook and stepped out of the room to use the bathroom. >> there's no way i can look at him and think he's attached to this until it happened and it was him. danielle: witnesses say the precision assault lasted nearly
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three pipe bombs connected to a remote control car that failed to go off. >> and their -- >> there was obviously a mission here. we know that. we do not know why. danielle law enforcement sources : tell cbs news farook had been in contact with people in the us and overseas with suspected links to terrorism. evidence marks littered the street where nearly 2 dozen
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with the suspects, killing them. police recovered an arsenal of weapons from inside the black expedition. tonight, a vigil will be held for the victims. danielle nottingham, cbs news, san bernardino. stacey: we are also learning
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once in september 2013 where he met and got engaged to malik. he went again in july 2014 to bring her to the u.s. steve: two brothers who attended the same southern california mosque as farook say he was a
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constant presence at the mosque for two years, then abruptly stopped 3 weeks ago. stacey: authorities say farook was radicalized, but a motive in the shooting is still under investigation. steve: kcci's rose heaphy explains how central iowa muslims are reacting tonight . rose: one community islam leader told me, attackers like the shooters are hijacking the islamic religion. he says fear and violence are not what islam is about. during prayer at the muslim community organization in des
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naqib wardak's mind. >> every day i pray for peace. rose: peace, especially now in the wake of the san bernardino shooting. authorities say one of the shooters, syed farook, was radicalized and had ties with possible international terrorists. wardak, a muslim from west des
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backlash. >> i went in those comments and you can see, oh religion. islam is a bad religion. muslims are violent. rose: instead, he says those deadly attacks go against what the religion stands for. >> inhumane not just un-islamic , inhumane.
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prompting a new vote in the senate on gun control legislation. new tonight, lawmakers have rejected that bill on a 50-47 vote. it would have required background checks for all gun purchases online and at gun
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it's the same proposal that the senate rejected in the months following the december 2012 shooting at an elementary school in newtown, connecticut. meanwhile, gun sales are up here
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training center in clive say sales have increased by 32% in just the last 3 weeks. they say there is typically a spike in gun sales around the
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recent mass shootings have also contributed to the increase. women and people in their 20's are the 2 groups now buying most of the guns. >> they'll go into, what do you think about personal protection? what do you think i might need ? we'll just give them suggestions on that and what they might fit or what they might use.
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also increased from 473 in october, to 768 in november. presidential candidates on both sides are expressing their thoughts on gun control today as they react to this latest mass shooting. we'll hear from hillary clinton and donald trump coming up later in this newscast. stacey: all lanes are open in downtown des moines after a gas main break forced road closures during rush hour. fire officials say a construction accident caused the leak. there was a strong smell of gas in the area this afternoon. several buildings in the area were temporarily evacuated.
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no injuries were reported. a d.o.t. project will bring big changes to i-35 near ankeny. kcci's vanessa peng explains new tonight. vanessa: the iowa d.o.t. says this latest project is yet another divering diamond configuration and it'll make effecient.
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work. >> most people who drive that round know there is a capacity issue at the interchange northbound exit ramp. sometimes, it will back up almost to the interstate. vanessa: plans call for expanding four miles of interstate 35, at ankeny exits oralabor, first street and northwest 36th street. >> there's always a concern with traffic backing up on a ramp onto the mainline. vanessa: construction is expected from 2018 to 2020. the project will cost $55
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engineer tony gustafson says it'll be the similar to the new diverging diamond interchange that opened tuesday on i-80 and
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welcome to delicious! jeb bush: here's the truth you will not hear from our president: we are at war with radical islamic terrorism. it is the struggle that will determine the fate of the free world. the united states should not delay in leading a global coalition to take out isis with overwhelming force. their aim is our total destruction. we can't withdraw from this threat or negotiate with it. we have but one choice: to defeat it. vo: right to rise usa is responsible
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garman. steve: we are learning more tonight about one of the shooters responsible for wednesday's mass shooting in california. sources say syed farook used social medial to contact extremists under fbi scrutiny. investigators are still trying radicalized and if he was in
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terrorist organizations. 14 people were killed in the attackm 17 were hurt. -- in the attack, 17 were hurt. several presidential candidates
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about gun violence. stacey: democratic front-runner hillary clinton told a new hampshire crowd, we need to take action, now. ms. clinton: congress has failed even the most obvious measure despite the fact that 92% of , americans support them, 83% of
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congress to overcome the intimidation of the gun lobby and do something as sensible as making sure people on the terrorist watch list can't buy weapons. stacey: on the republican side, front-runner donald trump called what happened an act of
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>> welcome stephen colbert! captioning sponsored by cbs ( band playing intro music ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to "the late show" everybody, thank you so much! thank you for my book. welcome to "the late show." thanks so much, everybody. welcome to "the late show." thanks so much, everybody. thanks so much for being here. i'm very grateful for your presence. thank you for my book. welcome to "the late show." thanks so much, everybody.
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stephen colbert who lives inside your tv. when the tv goes off, i can still see you, just like your x-box. no judgment, except for that one thing you do-- grow up. thank you-- thank you for what i'm going to trust was your sincere applause, just a moment ago. ( cheers and applause ) thank you. i appreciate it. i love it. i just want to make sure it's not the mindless cheering of a horde of robots, because it's hard to tell who are the people and who are the robots. that's how fast the robots are progressing. and i fear the eventual enslavement of the human race by the metal men. i know what you're saying: oh, they'll never do that. teddy ruxpin was my friend. no, he wasn't. and neither was tickle me elmo. that was just putting a muppet face on our cybernetic overlords. think about the name.
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why wasn't it tickle you elmo? who is in control here? it sounds like a one-sided relationship. just get out of there. it's getting worse. there's shocking news out of japan, robot designers have now created an artificial robot that passed the standardized exams, like the s.a.t.s. this thing is going to collenge. the only silver lining is they might avoid a robot uprising. in medieval french literature, the robots won't be able to enslave us because they'll be too busy paying off their student loans. "can't get a job. what was i thinking? i should have gone to law school. can i get you a refill on that pepsi?" ( laughter ) but if there are any robots
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tonight's show. because, first-- we have a very good show tonight-- first, i'm talking to academy award-winning actor julianne moore. so talented. >> jon: a genius. fantastic. >> stephen: i'll join in. i'll join in on that one. longtime fan. longtime fan. she stars in "the hunger games: mockingjay: part 2." our interview will be gripping, especially the second half that comes out a year from now. i'm also sitting down with legendary actor, mr. burt reynolds, ladies and gentlemen. a model of manhood. burt's new memoir is called "but enough about me." he was a huge sex symbol in the 70s. now, he's a huge sex symbol in his 70s.
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powerhouse public image limited. ( cheers and applause ) they used to be public image incorporated, but they became an s-corp for tax liability reasons. which is very rock 'n' roll. that funksplosion... that is jon batiste and stay human. say hi, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) jon, now, if i'm not wrong, i understand you have a special guest sitting with the band this evening. who is that? >> stephen: we have the soulful vocals of ceelo green. >> stephen: ceelo green, everybody. ceelo, thank you for being here. >> thank you for having me. >> stephen: thank you for being here. >> of course. >> stephen: and thank you especially-- ceelo green. i want to thank you especially
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suit to be here tonight. thank you for going the extra yard. would you care to join the band, my friend? thank you very much. always a pleasure. they're about to get this party started, ladies and gentlemen, but before they do, one more thing: a man in new york city claims that two psychics tricked him out of $700,000. and they were clearly frauds because they predicted they'd take him for a million. ( band playing "late show" theme ) >> tonight, stephen welcomes, julianne moore. burt reynolds... and a performance by public image limited.
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human. and now it's time for "the late show with stephen colbert"! >> stephen: thank you! thanks, everybody. thank you, jon. thank you, ceelo. >> jon: yeah, baby. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thanks, everybody. thank you so much. that feels good. did you see the show last night by any chance? we have-- we had our friend bill maher on the show last night. and we had probably one of my favorite interviews we've ever had on the show. and out of all, like, 45 shows or something like that. and he's incredible. but we did, like, 16 or 18 minutes of interview, or something like that. am i right? and we had to cut, like, six
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to make room for a cat circus. ( applause ) but if you liked the interview, we've got the whole thing uncut, unedited on the web site. go to colbertlateshow.com and you can watch the whole thing. it's really good. really enjoyable. you should go check it out. thanks for coming, bill. now, if you watch this show-- and if you're watching me right now, i assume you do-- you know i'm a huge fan of "star wars." ( cheers and applause ) i'm even willing to overlook the fact that since there are a lot of stars but only one war, technically it should be called "stars' war." okay? i'm going to let it go. again. now, as a die-hard fan, i've made a solemn pledge to buy and use any product that has a "star wars" tie-in. for example, this is-- this is absolutely true-- this is my actual luke skywalker bathroom
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it has "star wars" shampoo, it has "star wars" bubble bath, it has a comb, and see if you can see this, that is luke himself trapped inside a bar of soap, foreshadowing han solo being trapped in carbonite. and you see it is helpfully labeled-- i'm going to put it in there-- it's helpfully labeled luke skywalker belt clip so you can hang on the belt you wear whenever you take a bath. that's why i'm so excited for the commercial tie-in possibilities of the new "star wars" movie. like this ad for a product that so seamlessly integrates "star wars, that i thought at first it was a new trailer. >> there has been an awakening. will you be enticed by the dark side or embrace the light side? discover your destiny with the covergirl "star wars"
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from the light and three mesmerizing looks from the dark. the force is strong. feel its power. the covergirl 'star wars" collection. >> which side are you on? >> stephen: oh, the forced marketing integration is strong with this one. bravo, covergirl. this is the perfect makeup collection for girls who like "star wars" but not enough to realize that this has nothing to do with "star wars." ( laughter ) with this new collection, covergirl is offering three light-side looks and three dark- side looks. they were previously available only in containers that didn't say "star wars." and the makeup comes in such intergalactic shades as lilac, gold, dark purple, silver and red. and for you non-superfans out there, those are all colors that exist in the "star wars" universe. now, as a fan, i've collected
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makeup line. it's got everything. it's got everything in here. even the much-maligned "the phantom mascara" and "jar jar blush." of course, i'm a grown man. i would never wear this make-up, but darth vader would. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) "am i pretty now, daddy?" "daddy, am i pretty now?" ( laughter )
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( laughter ) folks, this covergirl make-up commercial gives me a new hope, a hope that "star wars" can be associated with any product. like tonight's sponsor: eggs, the "star wars" collection. ( laughter ) a long time ago in a galaxy far, far way, there were eggs. will you join the light side, or or will you be swayed by the dark side? ( cheers and applause ) fulfill your destiny and fill your stomach. the battle for the galaxy is under way on your breakfast table! featuring all of your favorites
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egg? yes, i did. oh, look out, bb, look out. here comes a stormtrooper! ( cheers and applause ) and no breakfast is complete without luke skywalker. oh, yes! will luke stay on the light side or will he turn on the dark side? the choice is yours. with "star wars" eggs, you can even reenact the destruction of the death star. oh, yes! "let's blow this thing and go home!" ( cheers and applause ) so, try "star wars" eggs for breakfast and start your day like a jedi. "use the fork, luke."
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