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>> welcome to the "the mazda postgame show." rich: the broncos hahned the patriots their first loss of the season on the last play of the game sunday night. the monday game ended with no time left on the clock with the ravens running a blocked field goal back for a touchdown and tonight's game ended with no time left on the clock with a rodgers-to-rodgers hail mary pass to keep the packers' season moving in an upward direction and essentially ending the lions' season on the spot in front of a shocked homegrown. rih eisen along with marshall faulk, steve mariucci and michael irvin. that means the last three games in the national football league have edged in walk-off fashion, the last two with no time left on the clock.
see in marshall: just a gritty performance by aaron rodgers. the first half i thought he was beaten, bruised. took a lot of hits, sacks. the offense was in disarray. it looked like they had no answers but in the second have -- half, just a different football team and i'm going to say they were cared -- carried about the resiliency of their defense making plays, getting stops and he willed this team, this offensive team, to a victory what a throw. what a throw. steve: it comes down to a 70-yard throw to a hail mary. what a great catch to the other rodgers from cal. his dad made the play when the band was on the field. now this play, the hail mary in motown. unbelievable finish and detroit fans are beside themselves right now. michael: i could not believe they could not put green bay away.
that first half, green bay looked dead to rights. defeated. after the play you watched aaron rodgers walk away like it was a wrap, and to come back and make those plays and win that game in the end. you hope this can be what can propel them the rest of the year. marshall, you mentioned it. marshall: we talk about quarterbacks or players taking the team and putting them on their backs. in the second half, aaron rodgers put this team literally -- steve: especially, a lineman, two starters out before the game and linsley and bakhtiari out. are you kidding me? michael: the broken play saved the season. rich: as you saw, richard rodgers is heading to the seat -- set in a matter of moment but right now we head to the booth. but you never know in that state with hardly any time left on the
jim: it was the nfl's version, if you will, of that same kind of unbelievable finish at michigan-michigan state. there are some packer fans who refuse to leave. they're still celebrating and we're still trying to digest everything that happened here. you think about the packers. they've had all these close games that had lost, including to detroit the first time. against carolina they tried to rally and came up short. less than 30 seconds to go, no time-outs. they get the second chance on the penalty, they get the heave and the miracle and motown and aaron rodgers and this team, you just know -- now they have 10 days before their next game. battered and bruised offensive line, a lot of these guys should be back. the bulagas, they probably are going to be back. phil: that's the big thing.
mccarthy told us they are tired and beat up. of course, when you have to go against aaron rodgers, in certain situations, desperate situations, he's tough. i'm not disagreeing, michael, but that wasn't a broken play at the end. that was the only way they were going to win. he need -- knew he needed to scramble, buy time and get the running start to throw it to the end zone. how many guys in the league could make that play, get in that position and still make that throw? we can count them on one hand, i guarantee you that jim: there was the facemask call and they were trying to keep the ball alive. richard rogers at one point threw it back to aaron rodgers so it was rodgers to rodgers the other way that led to the facemask and back to the conventional way of aaron to richard for the win. there are the final stats.
bay never led until all zeros on the clock at the end. phil: think of how this changes everything. the minnesota vikings, how upset are they? the big thing is staying in place to win the division. now this keeps them one game behind minnesota. jim: we'll see minnesota at arizona next thursday night, only only nfl network and that should be a great game. they're currently two and three in the n.f.c. playoff picture. there's a big difference. when you're the two, you get the bye and the pass all the way to the divisional round. that could have a lot to do with that in the end. but i have a feeling after tonight green bay is going to have something to say about that too. coming up next on cbs, your local news except on the west coast and don't miss "the late show" with stephen colbert followed by "the late late show" with james corden tonight, only cbs. for more football, "the mazda
network. for phil, tracy, mike and all the crew, jim nantz saying so long from detroit. a finish you'll never forget, the packers take it here on a hail mary. thanks for watching "the mazda postgame show." phil! oh no... (under his breath) hey man! hey peter. (unenthusiastic) oh... ha ha ha! joanne? is that you? it's me...
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>> welcome stephen colbert! captioning sponsored by cbs ( band playing intro music ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to "the late show" everybody, thank you so much! thank you for my book. welcome to "the late show." thanks so much, everybody. welcome to "the late show." thanks so much, everybody. thanks so much for being here. i'm very grateful for your presence. thank you for my book. welcome to "the late show." thanks so much, everybody.
stephen colbert who lives inside your tv. when the tv goes off, i can still see you, just like your x-box. no judgment, except for that one thing you do-- grow up. thank you-- thank you for what i'm going to trust was your sincere applause, just a moment ago. ( cheers and applause ) thank you. i appreciate it. i love it. i just want to make sure it's not the mindless cheering of a horde of robots, because it's hard to tell who are the people and who are the robots. that's how fast the robots are progressing. and i fear the eventual enslavement of the human race by the metal men. i know what you're saying: oh, they'll never do that. teddy ruxpin was my friend. no, he wasn't. and neither was tickle me elmo. that was just putting a muppet face on our cybernetic overlords. think about the name.
why wasn't it tickle you elmo? who is in control here? it sounds like a one-sided relationship. just get out of there. it's getting worse. there's shocking news out of japan, robot designers have now created an artificial robot that passed the standardized exams, like the s.a.t.s. this thing is going to collenge. the only silver lining is they might avoid a robot uprising. in medieval french literature, the robots won't be able to enslave us because they'll be too busy paying off their student loans. "can't get a job. what was i thinking? i should have gone to law school. can i get you a refill on that pepsi?" ( laughter ) but if there are any robots
tonight's show. because, first-- we have a very good show tonight-- first, i'm talking to academy award-winning actor julianne moore. so talented. >> jon: a genius. fantastic. >> stephen: i'll join in. i'll join in on that one. longtime fan. longtime fan. she stars in "the hunger games: mockingjay: part 2." our interview will be gripping, especially the second half that comes out a year from now. i'm also sitting down with legendary actor, mr. burt reynolds, ladies and gentlemen. a model of manhood. burt's new memoir is called "but enough about me." he was a huge sex symbol in the 70s. now, he's a huge sex symbol in his 70s.
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suit to be here tonight. thank you for going the extra yard. would you care to join the band, my friend? thank you very much. always a pleasure. they're about to get this party started, ladies and gentlemen, but before they do, one more thing: a man in new york city claims that two psychics tricked him out of $700,000. and they were clearly frauds because they predicted they'd take him for a million. ( band playing "late show" theme ) >> tonight, stephen welcomes, julianne moore. burt reynolds... and a performance by public image limited.
human. and now it's time for "the late show with stephen colbert"! >> stephen: thank you! thanks, everybody. thank you, jon. thank you, ceelo. >> jon: yeah, baby. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thanks, everybody. thank you so much. that feels good. did you see the show last night by any chance? we have-- we had our friend bill maher on the show last night. and we had probably one of my favorite interviews we've ever had on the show. and out of all, like, 45 shows or something like that. and he's incredible. but we did, like, 16 or 18 minutes of interview, or something like that. am i right? and we had to cut, like, six
to make room for a cat circus. ( applause ) but if you liked the interview, we've got the whole thing uncut, unedited on the web site. go to colbertlateshow.com and you can watch the whole thing. it's really good. really enjoyable. you should go check it out. thanks for coming, bill. now, if you watch this show-- and if you're watching me right now, i assume you do-- you know i'm a huge fan of "star wars." ( cheers and applause ) i'm even willing to overlook the fact that since there are a lot of stars but only one war, technically it should be called "stars' war." okay? i'm going to let it go. again. now, as a die-hard fan, i've made a solemn pledge to buy and use any product that has a "star wars" tie-in. for example, this is-- this is absolutely true-- this is my actual luke skywalker bathroom
it has "star wars" shampoo, it has "star wars" bubble bath, it has a comb, and see if you can see this, that is luke himself trapped inside a bar of soap, foreshadowing han solo being trapped in carbonite. and you see it is helpfully labeled-- i'm going to put it in there-- it's helpfully labeled luke skywalker belt clip so you can hang on the belt you wear whenever you take a bath. that's why i'm so excited for the commercial tie-in possibilities of the new "star wars" movie. like this ad for a product that so seamlessly integrates "star wars, that i thought at first it was a new trailer. >> there has been an awakening. will you be enticed by the dark side or embrace the light side? discover your destiny with the covergirl "star wars"
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makeup line. it's got everything. it's got everything in here. even the much-maligned "the phantom mascara" and "jar jar blush." of course, i'm a grown man. i would never wear this make-up, but darth vader would. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) "am i pretty now, daddy?" "daddy, am i pretty now?" ( laughter )
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