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they saved 32 men off a four-story steel tank they're had split in half. they saved all those men. put them on a boat that was supposed to only carry 12 human beings and brought them all the way back to shore and they only lost one man. ( applause ). >> yeah, exactly right. >> stephen: as you said, true story. >> yeah. >> stephen: and the guy you play-- the guy you play, webber, is that his name. >> yeah, bernie, bernie webber. >> stephen: he's a guy who-- he's just an ordinary guy doing his job. >> yeah. >> stephen: called to do an extraordinary thing. that's what i love about this movie is that i love my super hero movies, but this is not a super hero. this is a human-sized hero. >> yeah. i think what appealed to me most about someone like bernie is he's a regular joe. he clocks in like a lot of us do, and he goes and does his job. i happen to go and play make-believe, put makeup on my face and smile occasionally and try to do my thing. and there are men and women across the globe that every day clock in and put their lives on the line.
to do. to do. that is what they feel most comfortable doing. it's, i think, a privilege as an entertainer to put those stories to life and to bring it to people's attention that this-- people do, do this, being selfless and doing right and good by your fellow human is something that happens, and it should be galorified. ( applause ) ( cheers ) >> stephen: in the movie, did you know when you took the job that you would just be wet the entire time? >> yeah. >> stephen: because there's a couple of scenes where you're in the coast guard station. >> yeah. >> stephen: and then other than that, people are just throwing buckets of water at you the entire time, right? >> i'm an awful script reader that way. ( laughter ) >> stephen: you just read the lines, not the stage directions? >> it took me 40 minutes to read the script. i guess it won't take all that long to shoot. and then it's like -- >> i get to kiss the girl a lot. that's another thing. i think it's a great date movie because there is.
>> yes. >> stephen: he was engaged but not married yet when he went out to sea. >> i'm not sure if that-- that may be the fictionalized -- >> it says at the end of the movie that they got married on the date in the movie as stated. it's a little thing. it says it got married on the date that we said. >> huh... >> stephen: so i would just go with everything in the movie is true. >> so -- >> no, but it is. there's a love story going on, even though you're getting slapped around by the waves there's a love story that happens between you -- >> the beautiful love story, different from characters i played before, bernie is a very-- he wears his hereto his sleeve. i think a lot of us go out in this world and we wear a lot of armor to protect ourselveses from getting hurt. >> stephen: and he's very humble, too. >> bernie is an open book, a wide-eyed idealist. he wants to do well, he's a sweet man -- >> i can't think of a captain of a ship less like captain kirk than this guy. because captain kirk would have
on the front of that boat. somehow-- >> somehow making it happen. >> stephen: i don't think that's going to make it into the final broadcast of this show. by the way. i just want to be careful. >> kirk -- >> what would kirk have done in that situation? >> he's an incredible functional multitasker so-- anyway, stephen, look in this film "the finest hour," there is a lovely story between a man and a woman. i think what really-- it did, what really appealed to me is there is something about this film that harkens back to an era of film make ago it felt like a studio picture from the 50ss. it felt like gary cooper falling in love with doris day. >> stephen: good guy, beautiful girl, man against nature. >> yeah, and it's a man that loves his job, loves his family, wants to do right by both the men on his ship and -- >> giant mechanical shark. >> giant mechanical shark. ( laughter ) >> stephen: i'm just trying to movie. just everybody. >> yeah.
when he does the thing you on the catwalk with him. >> he's getting that dump ling happening? >> unbelievable. me. time. >> absolutely, yeah. >> stephen: one of the things interesting to find out about you is you were kind of a little bit of a geeky kid. you were not mr. handsome blue eyes when you were a child. >> puberty was not, i'm sure-- there you go. >> stephen: we found this. ( laughter ) ( applause ) not easy. i don't know who your publicist this is me. this is you. ( laughter ) friends. >> absolutely we would have been friends. >> stephen: i will point out. mine is in focus, yours, it's like trying to find a picture of big foot. trying to find a picture of you. >> stephen: yeah. waldo? >> stephen: is it true your
>> i have heard this may indeed be the truth, yes, indeed. >> stephen: some of your fans "porcupine." ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> is that going to make it into the show? >> stephen: that's going to make it into the show. really wanted to say it. >> it sounded fantastic. great delivery. >> stephen: chris, lovely to see you. >> thank you so much. >> stephen: chris pine, everybody. "the finest hours" is in theaters this friday. so if i wanna go to jersey and check out shotsy tuccerelli' s portfolio, what' s it to you? or i' m a scottish mason whose assets are made of stone like me heart. papa! you' re no son of mine! or perhaps it' s time to seize the day. don'
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>> stephen: i can understand you saying hi. you actually went to juilliard. >> yes, i did. >> stephen: you went to juilliard with jon. ( cheers and applause ) right there. and a bunch of those guys over there. this is nice. isn't it nice to have a friend on show? >> jon: yes, indeed! >> stephen: you have it introduce me to a lot of nice people like this. do you have any stories on jon, any dirt on him. >> dirt? i wouldn't say dirt, but jon would walk around the halls in the cafeteria with his handheld piano -- >> you mean face piano. we call it face piano. >> all the time, vibing out. he was probably the coolest dude at school. he was. >> stephen: do you have any stories on danielle? you got any dirt? you got any dirt on danielle? >> jon: oh, no dirt. it's all glistening. >> stephen: only two perfect people in manhattan right here. this is the code of jazz silence.
okay, so what's new with you besides being on a hit tv show and hit broadway play? how do you feel? >> i feel amazing. i'm just in all of these colors, the orange and the purple, and angry birds, which is red, you know,. >> stephen: you're one of the voices of angry birds. that must be fun. >> thanks. i'm really excited. >> stephen: let me ask you about "the color purple," because you're playing sofia, plaid. >> yes, no pressure. >> stephen: none. >> no pressure. >> stephen: have you done this for oprah? has she come. because she's the producer of this. >> yes. >> stephen: what's that like? what's it like to do it in front of oprah? >> terrifying. my body was like this the whole time. i but i just used every nerve that i had to do it. she's there with gayle, and steadman. >> stephen: always with gayle and stedman. they're a posse. they're her muscle. they enforce. you got interviewed by her, too. >> yes. like?
>> stephen: but she's really lovely, right? >> she is. >> stephen: one of the few people i met where the take on them they're a lovely person and you meet them and she just gloaz from the inside. >> she does, yeah. >> stephen: i was healed after i met her. >> did you feel the healing from her? i did, too. i did, too. nobody, but it was amazing. i was just nervous about not being able to form a sentence in front of her. i was like, "uh..." just so in awe of who she was. but i feel like it went well. it's the @out and about into the world. so -- >> now, your dad's a minister. >> no, my mother is the minister. >> stephen: really? >> yes. >> stephen: oh, i thought your dad was a minister. i didn't know that. >> my dad's a deacon. >> stephen: your dad's a beak dooekon. your mom tells your dad what to do when in the church? >> not really, but yeah, i guess. i don't know. ( laughter ). >> stephen: was growing up in a preacher family, would that sort of introduce you to performing? is, like, church like a stepping stone for that? >> i definitely think. they taught me so much from singing and how to present
but it's so parallel, you know. you have an audience and you have a congregation. you have the minister, who is so much like the director. and the choir that's like the ensemble. and the ushers are the ushers that hand out a program or the playbill. >> stephen: i like your-- in your analogy, everything's different but the ushers. >> they say -- >> the ushers are ushers. >> they stay the same. >> stephen: how did your family feel about taystee? if you're from-- you know, if you're from a family of a minister and deacon, how did thaism about you doing taystee? >> yeah, mamma wasn't feeling it too much at all. the first scene i had to be tops, which you didn't get to see. i was topless the first scene and before getting the job i was like, mom, telling her all about it. and and she was like, "no, no, no." and i told her how much i would be making. and she was like, "yeah, i think you should take that job." ( applause ) >> stephen: you recently did this thing. you actually-- you tweeted this
>> stephen: and this is a picture of you just about to work out. and you then wrote-- >> thank you, thank you! >> stephen: you wrote an article for "glamour" magazine about feeling good about yourself and your body and it got a huge response. what was the response you got? >> i did this for myself, really, to show self-love. it was something i had never done was take off my shirt at a gym. and so diit, and i did not realize that i was giving permission to thousands of plus-size, big women to go to the gym and take their shirts off because it became a thing. i was getting all of these pictures. ( applause ) yes. >> stephen: brava, brava! well, ""the color purple" is now running on broadway. the great danielle brooks, everybody. danielle, thank you so much for being here. >> thanks for having me. >> stephen: it's such a pleasure.
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please welcome, jonah reider. ( applause ) >> stephen: all right. this is a little bit of an unusual story. >> indeed. >> stephen: let me just recap it here and see if i've got it all right. are you a suant at columbia. what are you studying? >> sociology and economic s. >> stephen: and how old of a human are you? >> i'm 21. >> stephen: 21 years old. >> yeah. >> stephen: and you have a restaurant called pith. >> indeed. >> stephen: called pith, and room. >> stephen: okay. and this is-- this is your dorm. that's your kitchen. right there. okay. that's your kitchen. and you produce, you know-- you produce dishes like this for your guests.
fennel, peppercorn and lemon hashtag dang. hash to go food. how does this start? >> so i don't know. i've been cooking for a long time. as an enjoyable, improzzizational act. and i think-- i did it a lot more once i got off the meal plan, which was, you know-- >> stephen: no more salsberg steak for you. >> i was cooking a lot and mostly sharing meals with my friends and roommates. and they were like, "you should this." and they did. i made an online sign-up sheet, and -- >> right now, there are-- it's over 1,000 people are on your waiting list to eat dinner in your dorm room. >> yeah. and those are-- those are 1,000 parties of four. >> stephen: what! so there are 1,000 reservations waiting. >> yeah. >> stephen: to eat in your dorm room. >> which is, like air, lot of years of doing this. ( laughter ). >> stephen: it is, it is.
>> they have been less than pleased. ( laughter ) >> stephen: you know there's a movie in this about the rebellious young student chef, and the r.a. who is colluding with the president to try to shut you down. >> yeah, i hope. i'd be down to make it. >> stephen: that would be awesome. but then it turns out that the president's wife wants a reservation at your restaurant and it saves the restaurant. >> it's funny, columbia's official magazine hit me up to write an article about it, and then after expressing some of the my sentiments about the university and the relationship, they're like, "we'll hold the article for a little bit." ( laughter ). >> stephen: i understand you brought something. what do we have? >> i would have loved for to you come, but the list is so long i couldn't in good conscience -- >> i'll come, i'll come. do celebrities -- while you're preparing that. don't let me stop you. >> i wanted to bring you some leftovers because-- ( laughter ) that's what you get. ( applause ) >> stephen: i'll take what i can get. i'll take what i can get. i have a flight to make.
is the first course. >> stephen: okay. very light. do celebrities ever, like, try to pull strings to get, like, a reservation? like you get a call from an assistance saying, "i have kelly ripa on the way to you." >> no. >> stephen: "would that work out?" >> i wish. that would be fun. that would be real fun. i did a pop-up in l.a. that reggie watts came to. >> stephen: that's a cool guest. that looks filo. >> it's a filo dessert filled with honey that's infused with black truffle. >> stephen: what! >> and what you're going it eat with it is a little sorbet i made from pear nectar. >> stephen: pear nectar sorbet. i just got a comil. what do you want to do after you graduate, open a restaurant or something? >> i'd really like to do something like open up a venue or-- yeah, seriously. and then wait.
>> stephen: i'm not digging in. i'm helping, i'm helping. >> i need to put some lime zest on top. because you know i'm prepared. >> stephen: i know, you've got to, you've got to. >> it would be really cool to open up a space where art and food and music could all intersect. please, please. >> stephen: okay, and do i do it together? >> oh, yeah, definitely. you're not eating very neatly. ( laughter ). >> stephen: okay. yes, i would recommend you open a restaurant. ( laughter ) you're not supposed to yell at the customers. hold on. ( cheers ) that is fantastic. >> i'm so glad thank you. >> stephen: it's delicious. unexpected. >> thanks ( applause ). >> stephen: now, do students ever show up and say, "i have been with some friends partying in a particular way. would you make us something to eat right now?"
>> i will say that i have a special menu coming up for april 20. but, you know. >> stephen: good luck getting a reservation. >> but, no. it's-- you know, all sorts of people come through. a lot of not students as well, actually. so that's been kind of fun to have this be a nexus upon all new york. >> stephen: well, it's fantastic. congratulations on such an amazing, unusual way to bring people together. >> thank you so much. >> stephen: jonah lovely to meet you. >> really nice to meet you. >> stephen: check jonah out on instagram @pithnyc.
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to everybody locked up, i love ya'll hittas i'm the black elephant in the room don't swat flies, i go tick boom, boom ack, zoom zoom, i flip on you too like kendrick do do do do do ski mask in the air of the bed, and don't care, hell yeah novelist yeah this one's lively okay can i get a hell yeah, hell yeah let he hear you scream. i'm talking cash ruling that thing around me. let me hear you scream let me and when you're in your hood and everybody count'n cream i'm talking cash ruling everything around me you wear your hood ruling that thing around me. like heroes we play no games they doand understand but i do now.
i got a lot of hittas i'm trying to flip these ho's and make a lot of figures i take it back to the hood, bainbridge to the bay everybody what's good va, chitown, baltimore, inglewood, we texas flexin still riding with ya day ones let me hear you scream you wish a hitta would huh let me hear you scream and when you're in your hood and everybody count'n cream i'm talking cash ruling everything around me still riding with ya day ones let me hear you scream you wish a hitta would huh let me hear you scream and when you're in your hood and everybody count'n cream i'm talking cash ruling everything around me ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: baauer's new album, "double-a" is out march 18! we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) (donkey sound) (elephant sound) there's a big difference between making noise, (tapping sound) and making sense. (elephant sound)
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it's "the late late show" ladies and gentlemen, all the way from norway, give it up for your host, the fabulous mr. james corden! ( applause ) captioning sponsored by cbs ( applause ) >> james: hello. good evening and welcome to "the late late show." thanks for being here. great crowd tonight. cheers, guys. thank you for being here. thanks for coming out. ladies and gentlemen, a new study came out this week, which showed that the cities of portland and seattle have the highest percentage of single women over 40 living with cats. ( laughter ) look at that.
living with cats. very different thing. yeah, oh. so portland and seattle lead the nation in cat ladies. it
goes without saying that they also lead the nation in frozen yogurt shops, zumba classes, and ( laughter ) now this happening in portland actually makes sense. i feel for these women. when the choice is between a cat and a guy who works 10 hours a week trying to get his urban goat farm up-and-running, you're going to go with the cat. you are. it makes sense in seattle as well. you would own a cat and be single too if the most eligible bachelor in your city was this guy. ( laughter ) but let's look at the bright side here. a city full of single women with cats? sounds like the purr-fect place for an eligible bachelor. ( rimshot
thank you. thank you. thank you. thank you. that's -- that joke is one of ( rimshot ) i'm on fire tonight! but being a woman on your own is about to get a lot better because there's a new product for your smart phone called "iz- a-vibe" that turns your smart phone into a vibrator. that's right. there is a new place to check next time your phone goes missing. do you know what i mean? have you seen my phone? ( laughter ) also, i think the new sign that your marriage may be falling apart is when your wife is constantly asking for a charger. just a warning, ladies.
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) all right, reggie, are you ready to do this? he's reggie watts. i'm james corden and this, this is "the late late show!" roll the titles! >> reggie: the late, late show, oh, oh the late, late show, ooh the late, late show, oh, oh the late, late show oh, oh the late, late show ( applause ) shall we have a look and see who our guests are on the show tonight? ladies and gentlemen, in the red room, he's an emmy-nominated actor you know from "the office" and "backstrom." he is the very funny, the always brilliant mr. rainn wilson is here tonight! ( applause ) >> hey. >> james: hi, rainn, how are you?
>> nice to see you. >> james: what are you eating there, rainn? >> a little fruit. thanks for the spread in here. >> james: it is a pleasure. we submit to all of your demands. >> you got everything in the writer. the food. >> james: thank you so much for being here. rainn wilson, everybody! ( applause ) we love him, right? >> reggie: he is one of my favorites. >> james: what are you doing? >> reggie: i just went to the bank today. just kind of -- >> james: why in the show, though? >> reggie: because it is the safest place. because there is a lot of people. >> james: there is a lot of cameras, you'll know if someone steals its. smart thinking. and in the orange room, he's an incredibly talented actor you
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>> james: welcome back. now, when i'm late to work, the only thing that helps is the carpool lane. and for that, i need someone with me. this is "carpool karaoke." >> james: hey, it is me. i am so sorry to do this again. i'm in a real bind traffic-wise. is there any way you could help me? this is the last time. i'm outside. oh, you're the best. thanks, man. cheers. i love you too, man. all right. oh, dude. >> i came as soon as i could. ( applause ) >> james: let's do it. >> let's do it. >> james: who named your fans the beliebers? was it a fan of was it you? >> i just remember it being a thing. bieber fever.
getting 200 or 300 fans per night and i think they are wondering what sort of name they should have as a gang. have you got any advice? >> who wants a name? >> james: you know, my fans. the corliebers? we could cross pollinate. are you ready to kick it old school? never say never there is just no turning back everything i have is my destiny i will never say never i will fight i
make it right i will not stay underground pick it up pick it up pick it up never say never ( applause ) >> james: just a regular person or a paparazzi? >> it is a paparazzi. >> james: she is well-dressed though. >> i wouldn't wear it. >> james: i wouldn't wear it either. there is a reason for that. >> it is a dress. >> james: last time we exchanged clothes. >> i feel like i should take you shopping. >> james: i don't know what's happening under here. i can't wear that. >> that is your problem. you want to look silly? >> james: i think you might be right.
>> i want to make you look sleek but not too over the top. >> james: this is what we do. you pick mine and i'm going to pick yours. all right? i'm going to pick what i think you should be wearing on your next tour. >> all right. ( laughter ) >> these look like they are going to be too skinny. >> i have 36 and 38. >> oh, yeah? can we do that? that is all you have got for ball caps? >> james: i have got it. >> let's go do it. james, are you ready? >> james: are you ready? that is the question. i've honestly never felt more applause ) i feel like i'm ready to drop an album. >> you look like you're ready to drop an album.
>> james: sure. i'm i'll leave my snake skin skateboard over here. i'm ready to do it. what do you mean? >> that is exactly what i do on the stage. >> james: i am the father of two. does this say father of two? >> i'm a little lost as an adult. should we get me dressed or what? >> james: yeah. get in there. get dress pd. this is it. you're about to see a whole new world of justin bieber. i picked justin out what i think the next progression should be. justin? >> i'm coming. >> james: where are you now? >> now that i need you.
sorry. this look is getting dated. it is taking you that long to get changed. >> are you ready now? >> james: dude, is the world ready is the question. the only thing that is annoying about this is you actually look quite cool. 100% pull it off. dude, this is it. >> thanks. >> james: take a walk, man. look at this guy. this shop better get some of this stuff in stock. they are about to sell out. you look under confident. you look more mature. dude. swag, swag, swag. all of that stuff is going to
stop! stop! stop taking his photos! stop! stop it! he has to live like this. man, i don't know how you do this. how do you do this, dude? how do you handle all of this? >> james: man, you don't even you'll never know what that feels like. this is just my life. you know? they are all -- the girl there crying. >> give him a minute. >> james: thanks so much. cheers. just give me some space, guys.
christian dior they don't make them like this anymore i'll ask because i'm not sure does anybody make [beep] anymore go nuts you can't tell who made this take this hater >> james: is it true that your favorite song is -- >> one of them. >> james: did it make you cry? >> i'm an emotional guy. >> james: i read that this is one of your favorite songs. is this true?
>> shower song. you won the lottery died the next day it is a death row pardon two minutes too late isn't it ironic don't you think it is like rain on your wedding day it's a free ride >> james: i along with the rest of the world got to see what i like to call the -- how did that feel when that picture went -- >> it definitely felt really
it is funny to joke about it now because what else can you do? just laugh about it. when i first saw the picture, it was covered. they had the censorship on it. so i'm like oh, my god. i could have just come out of the water. i could have shrinkage. finally i found unedited thing. i'm still pissed because there is still shrinkage. >> james: no way there is shrinkage. all i know if i was packing that sort of heat, i would be ready - - like i would just -- >> you're saying you're not packing heat? >> james: dude, no. you know what i'm in the mood for? >> what are you in the mood for?