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sleeping. jimmy kimmel is next. we'll be back in negotiating tomorrow night. see you later. >> dicky: up next on an all-new >> dicky: up next on an all-new captions by vitac this week in "unnecessary censorship." >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live." this week in "unnecessary censorship." >> after last night, i want a man who had the good sense to [ bleep ] michele obama. trey parker and matt stone. >> saw the book of mormon. have you guys seen it. it's hysterical. so pleasantly surprised, kim kardashian. >> wow. >> and adam skunk
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>> jimmy: thanks for bringing me to applebee's tonight, guillermo. >> you deserve the best, jimmy. >> jimmy: and thanks for offering to pay, that's very nice, but i'll get the check. >> no, jimmy. i invited you out, i insist on paying. besides, with applebee's "2 for 20" menu, i can afford it. >> jimmy: what does that mean, "2 for 20"? >> "2 for 20," that's one appetizer and two entrees, the best of the best, for $20. and there's always something new to try on the 2 for 20 menu. >> hi. >> oh, hi. >> the new chipotle cream steak and shrimp combo for you. >> steak and shrimp! on one plate! >> that's right. >> and for you, the southwest shrimp fettucine, topped with lime, garlic and fresh cilantro.
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>> gracias. >> jimmy: that means "thank you" in spanish. >> de nada. >> jimmy: wow, this two for $20 is a great deal. thanks for taking me out to eat. now what was it you wanted to talk about? >> i need $20 to pay for dinner. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why don't you just let me pay for dinner? >> no! i pay! i insist! >> jimmy: okay. you want the $20? >> yeah, please. >> plus tip. 20%. i don't want them to think i'm cheap like you. [ laughter ] >> dicky: try applebee's all-new southwest creations on the 2 for 20 menu, where only the best dishes make the cut. get one appetizer and two entrees for just 20 bucks. see you tomorrow. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with trey parker and matt stone, adam scott and music from everclear. for just 20 bucks. only the best dishes make the menu. it's a southwest showdown. the chefs are coming out choppin'! you can taste the tension in the room! this is really distracting. [ berman ] they're throwing everything at each other -- chipotle, chopped cilantro!
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with cleto and the cletones. and now, and from here on out, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, welcome. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming out tonight. and i will say, i am proud to accept your nomination for president of the united states. thank you. [ applause ] sorry, i was watching c-span all day. you know, this democratic national convention wraps up in charlotte tonight. there were a lot of speeches, touting president obama's accomplishments since he took office and osama bin laden is
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dead and the oil industry has pulled through pretty well. but in 2008 there was no snooki and no honey boo boo. snooki even had a child and someone has to be held accountable. that's my take on this. former president clinton made an impression last night with his speech. he's a great public speaker. a lot of his speech was improvis improvised, but he does the trick where he imagines everybody in the audience is naked, except hillary. [ laughter ] mrs. clinton watched her husband's speech via computer. this photograph has been widely circulated online today. they seem so happy together when they're not together, don't they? [ laughter ] it gave me a sense of noft algia to see clinton on stage speaking like that. when he was president, the biggest problem we had was ross and rachel were going to get back to together, and they did
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thanks to him. he was supposed to speak for 28 minutes. he ended up speaking for 48 minutes. the crowd ate it up. bill clinton is to the democrats what channing tatum is to girls. he got them really worked up, ready for a baby. you could tell by the way he ended the speech that he knew it, too. >> and you must re-elect president barack obama! god bless you and god bless america. ♪ don't stop thinking about tomorrow ♪ ♪ don't stop ♪ it'll be here better than before ♪ ♪ yesterday's gone >> jimmy: they call that the clinton clutch. but it's good to see that they're getting along. [ applause ] this is a fun way to watch clinton's speech. you know the game you play when
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you get a fortune cookie and you add the words "in bed" just for fun. worked pretty well for clinton's speech last night. >> one of the reasons we ought to re-elect president obama he's still committed to operation -- >> jimmy: in bed. >> you will feel it. you will feel it. >> jimmy: in bed. you see it probably works for any speech. not all the speeches at the dnc were as good as president clinton. i watched all day leading up to the primetime. some of them are very hard to sit through. most of them, senators, mayors, governors, more than a hundred speeches last night and over the last three days. but this one, i think, may have been the best of all of them. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. i was born in a small town, in a
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small car, with a small bell around my neck that would ring like freedom rings. my grandfather was a coal miner, and an immigrant. [ cheers and applause ] we don't want charles in charge. we want barack obama in charge. [ cheers and applause ] who wants to take their shirts off? huh? and get a little weird? >> jimmy: she's got my vote. i don't know what he's running for. there were a lot of celebrities at the convention. jessica alba, eva longoria, kerry washington gave a speech.
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scarlet johansson spoke. president clinton must have been going nuts. but kim kardashian is reportedly in charlotte to attend the dmc afterparty. not because she was invited. federal law requires that a kardashian be there at any after-party in the united states. there were a number of high profile musicians, james taylor, foo fighters, mary j. blige. there's a lot of passion at these things. with that said, it's time for the dnc dancers of the night. ♪ [ applause ]
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>> jimmy: we've got some fun guests waiting patiently backstage for you tonight. adam scott is here tonight. we have music from everclear, and we'll be graced by the presence of trey parker and matt stone, creators of "south park" and "the book of mormon." if you haven't seen it, here's a clip. ♪ for purple mountains majesty above the fruited plains ♪ >> jimmy: you get the idea. mitt romney may have been hacked. he's refused to release any of his tax returns from before 2010, but now an anonymous group of hackers is claiming that last month they broke into the accounting firm where romney's financial records are stored. they hacked the computers and stole his tax information.
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it sounds like a plot to a boring movie. the hackers are threatening to release the returns unless romney pays them a million dollars. i would ask for more. a lot of people are interested in seeing the tax returns. i'm not. i would rather see his web browser history. i think he'd learn a lot more. if he release his taxes, we'll find out he's rich. we all know he's rich. what kinds of things he's searching for 2:00 a.m. on a wednesday, that will tell us who he is. next week, simon kroul and britney spears will be here. there's a feud between x factor "the voice" on nbc. simon blasted nbc for scheduling an extra episode of the voice on wednesday next week, because it overlaps with the premiere of x factor on fox. he said he thought he had a gentlemen's agreement that the shows won't overlap. now they will. he said it's a cynical,
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cold-hearted unprofessional way of doing business. he knows he's simon cowell, right? [ laughter ] i don't like when singing competition shows fight. you think they realize they're both working towards the same goal. finding mediocre singers who will probably never be heard from again. now if we can get the baby gap t-shirts off his chest, we'd be on to something. this is interesting. in germany, someone has created a bike with no pedals. instead of pedals, you just push the bike along with your feet. basically they've invented a broken bicycle. this technology was originally invented by fred flintstone. the best thing about these bikes, you don't have to lock them up, because no one would want to steal them.
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starting later this month, anyone who abuse more than $2,500 worth of diamonds gets a free hunting rifle. buy her a diamond, get a free hunting rifle. if the diamond doesn't convince her to say yes, maybe the rifle will. the company's website says diamond or rifle, this hunting season, you don't have to choose. you have to choose between a ring and a rifle, you might be better off spending that money on some kind of couple's therapy. >> there's a new episode of here comes honey boo boo last night on tv. shame on you. what they've done, they took the most repugnant family in america, they found them on toddlers and tee yaras and rewarded them with a show of their own. the star of the show is honey boo boo child. last night her show tied president clinton's speech in
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the ratings. that's right. just as many people watched honey boo boo. they went to a barbecue restaurant and let us in on how they managed to stay so fit. >> my family just loves to seat. >> and the ribs, with the barbecue chicken. >> and potato salad and baked beans. >> i don't think you're going to eat all this. >> but i want it. >> her eyes are bigger than her mouth, i think. >> what's that? >> jimmy: from when tlc used to be the learning channel. it's not that anymore. although we did learn that they're fat. time for bleeping and blurring things whether they need it or not. it's this week in "unnecessary sensorship." everyone is looking forward to having the president [ bleep ], so to speak. >> i found out that i was making
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significantly less money than the men who are doing the same work as me. i went home, talked to my husband, and we decided to [ bleep ]. >> this is something that i've dreamed about ever since i was a little boy, [ bleep ] in front of the mirror with my dad. >> in the cowboys butts' absolutely. >> if mitt was santa claus, he would [ bleep ] the reindeer and [ bleep ] the elves. >> what happened to me last night? >> you [ bleep ] everyone. >> no! >> an elementary school principal shaved his [ bleep ]. >> after last night, i want a man who had the good sense to [ bleep ] michelle obama. ♪ >> yes, that's it. [ bleep ]. >> tonight on the show adam
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johnson, simon bird, and terry bradshaw will hopefully show up. i think he's canceled on us the last three times in a row. and we'll have music from the avett brothers, rita ora, slightly stoopid, and dave matthews. so please join us for the shows next week. we'd appreciate it. our firsts guests tonight are the greatest cartoon jennuss/broadway musical impresarios -- maybe ever. they are the creators of the emmy-winning "south park" and the tony and grammy-winning "the book of mormon," now playing at the pantages theatre here in l.a. please welcome trey parker and matt stone! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: with all your success, you haven't changed at all. how you doing? good to see you. congratulations on everything. it's been going great. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the show is fantastic. i guess when a show becomes super popular, it goes on the road and you do it in various cities? >> it's like having a baby. you give birth to this thing and it keeps living and performing and you got to check in on it once in a while. >> jimmy: you check in on a baby just more than once in a while ideally. how many productions are you running right now? >> one in new york and this one. >> broadway and l.a. >> jimmy: then london and -- >> chicago too. >> jimmy: then l.a. to where? >> san francisco. >> jimmy: all right, in new york, you can't get a ticket, like it's sold out. or can you? >> we actually can. that's what's messed up. of course everyone wants us to get them tickets.
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but what they don't realize, we have to pay for them. with movies and stuff you don't have to worry about that. but it's a living thing and people are employed by it. so we got people coming out of the wood works -- >> jimmy: i get asked for tickets all sorts of times because i know you. because i don't want to bother asking you. but you actually have to pay for them yourself? >> yeah. we're lucky to have fans who, hey, can i go to your concert. it's like hook me up with the tickets, sweet. i don't think they have to pay for it. in theater, every seat has to be paid for. we're going to go to the theater tonight and we have to pay for that seat. >> jimmy: you have to pay for your own? >> yes. >> jimmy: really? or you just say that? >> we've literally spent tens of thousands of dollars on getting -- because it added up. $200 here and there.
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>> friends want to go. >> we're losing money on this thing. it's terrible. >> matt and i are the single biggest ticket buyers for the show. >> jimmy: that's why it's sold out. that's a terrible plan. you need to re-negotiate. you started in denver, on the tour. was that exciting or was that a pain? >> every night. it was really hard to figure out who we were going to get tickets for and who you weren't. >> jimmy: who would ask you? >> my fifth grade music teacher asked me for tickets, through people, through people. even like my father, i'm not getting tickets for people anymore. everyone got sick of being a secretary. >> i had a doctor in l.a. that i went to one time in the '90s for some reason. he called asking for tickets.
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>> jimmy: did you get him the tickets? >> no. >> i had my girlfriend's hairstylist. >> jimmy: let's rewind a little. your give who? >> boogie. her hairstylist wanted tickets, and then of course it was like what did you think? it was like, oh we didn't make it. but we paid for those! because they think they got free tickets. >> jimmy: you have celebrities come to the premiere in denver? >> we tried to get the denver broncos to come. we thought, we're hot shots back in denver, we can meet the broncos, and they didn't get back to us. >> jimmy: none of them? >> we thought we were big cheese in denver. >> jimmy: did you invite john elway? >> we did. still didn't show up. >> jimmy: none of the broncos. >> no nuggets, no rockies. no avalanche. >> jimmy: really? >> we were the two celebrities there. >> jimmy: there will be different here in l.a., i would
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think, right? >> i don't know. we invited some clippers. >> jimmy: clippers are bad because if you get stuck sitting behind a clipper at a show, you can't see anything. >> that's true. >> jimmy: uninvite the clippers. >> i'm sure we got to pay for their tickets anyway. >> jimmy: yeah, don't invite too many people. so when you go to your hometown, do you go to your old spots? >> we had the documentary that we did behind the scenes -- >> jimmy: yeah, that was great. >> and they now are doing something else. they wanted to see where i grew up. we took them to the mountains in colorado. i thought, i won't recognize it. it hadn't changed at all. there wasn't even a house that had been remodelled. every house was exactly. there's kyle's house. there's kenny's house. everything was exactly the same. then we drove up to where i grew up and i saw some cars in the driveway. so i was like, okay, i didn't want to talk in with a camera
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crew. there are guys working in the garage. i go up and i was like, thinking, how do you say this. excuse me. the guy turns around and goes you're trey parker. yeah. he said i knew this day was gonna come. i was like, wow, really? he goes, hold on, i got something for you. he goes in the house and comes back out with my high school class ring. i said that's mine. he said it was in the event. and the documentary guys caught it on tape. >> jimmy: so you got your ring back? >> and he got tickets to book of mormon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pretty good trade-off. did you go in the house? >> yeah. everything looked the same. it was like a nine by nine cell. >> jimmy: did you get emotional in the house? >> no. >> jimmy: or you don't do that kind of thing?
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i didn't think so, but figured i'd throw it out for the hell of it. do you care what other people think in general? seems like you don't. >> little bit. >> jimmy: but when the reviews for book of mormon, when they first came out, is that something you were worried about, or you thought about? >> yeah, reviews, i think, reviews in theater mean a lot more. >> jimmy: why do you think they mean more? >> i think because, it's true, on tv, like right now, somebody's watching us and it's free. they'll shut it off and walk away. >> they're doing that now. >> right. and when the movie is ten bucks, it's not that much, you go to a movie, if it stinks, that's not so much money. theater is a hundred bucks. a big night out. reviews matters. >> it's such an investment of time. i check reviews for a theater. when you're in the same room with people who are putting on a piece of crap and you have to sit there and they're looking at
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you and you're looking at them. >> like they know it's bad. it's bad. >> i understand why reviews are more important in theater, yes. >> jimmy: so the "new york times," the most important of all the reviews, right? it comes out and how long after the show does it come out? >> it comes out opening night. we were at the after-party of the opening night. everyone who was in the theater world, literally it's 10:38. the review comes out. it was a time they all magically knew when it was going to come out. >> jimmy: this is all the doubters and deniers, the ones who say that heaven on broadway does not exist, that it's only a myth. i'm hear to report the book of mormon achieved something like a miracle. then what happens when you guys read this? >> a few drinks.
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>> you party. >> jimmy: the washington post, pricelessly entertaining act of musical sub version. the most important accolade came from twitter. saw the book of mormon last night. have you seen it? it's hysterical. have you guys seen it? kim kardashian. [ cheers and applause ] >> then you know it's all worth it. "new york times" and kim kardashian. >> jimmy: if kim kardashian asked you for tickets, will you provide them for her? >> hell no. >> jimmy: when we come back, i want to talk about mitt romney who has spoken about your musical publicly. matt and trey, we'll be right back. ♪
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wow. delicious, right? yeah. it's the honey, it makes it taste so... ♪ well, would you look at the time... what's the rush? be happy. be healthy. >> jimmy: welcome back. more with trey parker and matt stone. everclear still to come. the show is called "the book of mormon," playing in l.a. you guys are doing a thing for fans who maybe can't afford the expensive ticket. tell us about that. >> we're doing a $25 lottery, which is like, which is the first row of the theater. you show up a couple hours ahead of time, put your name in a hat and they pull. >> jimmy: if you don't get the tickets, do you keep the $25? >> you get it back.
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>> we've been doing it on broadway, because people who can't afford to see the show, get to see the show. usually they're the biggest fans. they're in the front row and they're so psyched, and it makes the actors psyched. >> jimmy: definitely. mitt romney -- >> he can afford the 25 -- >> jimmy: he can afford the tickets. have you invited him to the show? >> we have. we'll do it again. and he can pay for the tickets. >> jimmy: do mormons like this play in general? >> yeah, what's crazy, a lot of them kind of see it as their fiddler on the roof. you can just see it. you know that when there's a big group of mormons there because there will be this really inside mormon joke and you'll hear them all laugh. >> jimmy: this is pretty amazing too. this is the play book from the theater. this is not something we made up.
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>> we just found this out last night. it's unbelievable. >> jimmy: the book of mormon, it's not just a musical, of course. it's the bible for the church of latter day saints. they took out advertising in your play book. >> they did. >> jimmy: i've read the book. the book is always better. you've seen the play. now read the book. are there black mormons? i find that hard to believe. >> we talked. you know what would be really funny, we should put it in the play, if you'd like to know more about the mormons visit your local temple. and they did it themselves. >> jimmy: that's great. what's going on with "south park" right now, when does that come back? [ applause ] >> we have new shows in a couple weeks. >> jimmy: that means you'll start writing them in a couple weeks.
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>> we started talking about them today. >> jimmy: it will be a last-second type of deal that you'll do with the show? >> every time we try to write it ahead of time, it just sucks. >> jimmy: it's inspiring for all those kids who don't do their home work until midnight the night before. you guys have made a career out of it. >> wake up at 4:00 a.m. and do it then. that was our deal. >> jimmy: can i get some tickets to the show? >> you already did. >> jimmy: i didn't realize you bought them. >> jimmy: trey parker and matt stone! "the book of mormon" is playing at the pantages theatre here in l.a. through november 25th. we'll be right back with adam scott. ♪ ♪ happy birthday to you!
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[ humming ] [ babbling ] the cheerios bandit got you again? [ both laugh ] ♪ the one and only, cheerios ...and now... you! [ giggles ] ♪ the one and only, cheerios >> jimmy: still to come music from everclear. our next gest is a
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beautiful young man who has starred in some of the funniest shows on television including "eastbound and down," "party down" and "parks and recreation," which returns to the air september 20th on nbc, and he has a movie coming out tomorrow called "bachelorette." please say hello to adam scott! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm great. >> jimmy: you know what, congratulations. >> jimmy: on what? >> on your engagement. >> jimmy: thank you very much. that's nice. [ cheers and applause ] >> molly is a lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely lady. >> jimmy: is this your way of telling me you had sex with her? >> yes. >> jimmy: well, that's
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disappointing. a tough way to start out an interview. >> that's how i start out all of my interviews. >> jimmy: did you have a good summer? >> i did. i had a job in new york for the summer which was really nice. while i was out there working, i got invited to come out here to los angeles to meet the president. >> jimmy: of what? >> costco. no, the united states. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah, i was invited along with a small group of actors and other people like me, who don't deserve to meet the president. >> jimmy: i see. >> to come out and meet him. so i got a day off of work in new york. >> jimmy: so you came out it meet him? >> i got here in the middle of the night and had to be in beverly hills at 7:30 in the morning, which is across town from where i'm at. i woke up at 5:00, didn't see my family, just got up -- you know
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i grew up in a family of proud democrats and i am a proud democrat. so this was a big deal. >> jimmy: meeting the president is a big deal. >> as you know, it's a huge, huge deal. so i woke up, and i had to pick out the -- i had to dress up for the event. i had to pick out the perfect suit. the suit that i would imagine i would wear if i were to somehow take over the world. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that in the works right now? >> we'll see. and i just remember getting in my car and like sitting behind the wheel before i left to drive across town and thinking, like, i think this might be the biggest day of my life. for me, for my family, for my parents. >> jimmy: yeah, right for your parents. >> i'm going to meet the president of the united states. it was an amazing moment. i started the car and i drove a couple of blocks and crashed into a series of parked cars.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? why? how? >> it just happened, jimmy. >> jimmy: so you hit the cars. >> yeah. i hit three parked cars. >> jimmy: were the people in the cars? >> no. it was 6:30 in the morning. i hit one, bounced back, hit another, and the one i hit initially, bounced forward and almost destroyed yet another one. >> jimmy: so what do you do at this point? >> my first thought was, well, i have to get the hell out of here. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but my car wouldn't move. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> so i had to get out of my car and start knocking on doors to wake people up and tell them i had destroyed their cars. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: were some not the houses of the cars of the people you destroyed? >> the first house i knocked on, all three people lived there. they all came out in their pajamas. so instead of meeting the
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president -- >> jimmy: you never -- >> no. i couldn't go meet the president. so instead of doing that, i was standing in the street, wearing a ridiculous suit, with three people in their pajamas, who were absolutely furious with me for three hours. >> jimmy: that's terrible. so you never got to meet the president? >> no. and i had bragged about it to everyone. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. you exchanged insurance information and that was that. >> which is pretty fun. >> jimmy: sure. that's a lot of fun. but nothing good this summer? that's a terrible thing to happen. >> i ended up going camping. i brought my 5-year-old camping for the first time which was really nice, but i don't know, i'm not -- >> jimmy: your son. >> my son, yeah. he's nice. i'm not that into camping. like i grew up camping with my family. they're all big outdoors people. i prefer like air conditioning and television. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> but --
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>> jimmy: where did you camp? was it real camping, like with the tents and that sort of thing? >> yeah. i was way out in the middle of colorado, where you sleep on the ground. there's a hole to poop in this the ground. >> jimmy: that's fun. >> so i had a couple -- took me a couple days to adjust. but i did, i took a stick, tied a fishing line to it, put a hook on it, dug up a worm, put it in the creek, and my son and i pulled a rainbow trout out together, and i like gutted it. >> jimmy: for real? >> yeah, i remembered, as a kid. hadn't done it for like 20 years. you start at the anus, carve all the way up and rip and clean it. it was amazing. like my testosterone, i immediately grew a giant beard. >> jimmy: was your son
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impressed? >> sure. >> jimmy: then you ate it? >> we cooked it. then we caught a bunch more, killed them. threw them away. >> jimmy: for a few minutes, your life became like the opening credits to the andy griffith show. >> yes, it was amazing. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. he must think his dad is a real man. >> he did for a seven minutes, then he went back to thinking i'm a giant [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: i see. parks and recreation comes back in two weeks? >> september 20. >> jimmy: you have special guests on the show. not exactly the president of the united states, but fairly close as far as that goes. >> our premiere episode takes place in washington, d.c. we had cameos from john mccain, senators barbara boxer and olympia snow. so it was a big deal. >> jimmy: what does senator mccain do in the show? is he acting? >> yeah, he acts in it. they're all really good.
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you realize they're senators. so they're used to just walking around and [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> so they're really good actors. and they were really charming, lovely people. olympia snow and barbara boxer are smart, sophisticated women. i was doing a scene with them and i found myself undeniably attracted to them. i found them totally beautiful in every way. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: but then you snapped right out of that, right? >> right. >> jimmy: what about senator mccain, were you attracted to him sexually? >> i was. he he's a beautiful man. >> jimmy: what kind of guy is he? >> it was really an honor to meet him. he's like cracking jokes. he's like a grandfather who comes over and, you know, has like right-wing attitude.
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>> jimmy: and you got this movie "bachelorate" coming out tomorrow. >> yeah, really funny. it's hilarious. comes out in the theaters tomorrow. already been on itunes for a couple of weeks. >> jimmy: i've been hearing a lot of people talking about it. for some reason, i thought it already came out. >> it's the first movie to hit number one on itunes before actually coming out. so it made a record. >> jimmy: very good to see you. congratulations. hopefully you'll meet the president one day. it was a missed opportunity. but adam scott, season five of "parks and recreation" premieres thursday september 20th at 9:30 p.m. on nbc. when we come back, music from everclear. ♪ >> jimmy: the jimmy kimmel lives
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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series sponsored by bud light. >> jimmy: this is the new album, it's called "invisible stars." here with the song "santa ana wind," everclear. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i feel safe inside the violence like i feel safe inside a roller coaster car ♪ ♪ i feel safe in the hills up above it all
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sometimes in the middle of the night i can almost see the stars ♪ ♪ living in l.a. makes me think of you i think about the good times doing all the bad things that we used to do i walk the streets at night to remember why ♪ ♪ i feel so bad i walk the streets at night it helps sometimes to remember why ♪ ♪ living in l.a feels like home in a brand new way i am like everyone i meet ♪ ♪ i have a ghost in my eyes that will never go away i walk the streets at night to understand why ♪ ♪ i feel so bad i walk the streets at night to understand why i am the way i am ♪ ♪ we come from a sun we're lost out in the cold we run from the light it's the only way we know
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i wanna find a better sun i wanna find a better world ♪ ♪ i wanna find a better heart so i can find me a better girl ♪ ♪ i wanna find a place to live inside all the violence and the rage ♪ ♪ oh the santa ana wind on a sunny day living in l.a. is the west coast ♪ ♪ without your head in the sand can't explain this place if you're not from here ♪ ♪ you will never understand i walk the streets at night i think about all i think about why i am the way that i am ♪ ♪ i walk the streets at night i think about why all the love that i can't have ♪ ♪ we come from a sun we're lost out in the cold we fight for the light it's the only way we know i wanna find a better sun i wanna find a better shine ♪
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♪ i wanna find a better world i wanna find a better life i wanna find a place ♪ to live inside all the violence and the rage oh the santa ana wind on a beautiful day ♪ ♪ yeah it i the simple things that i love about this place sunshine and mexican food on a christmas day oh the noise in the city is the only way to fall asleep ♪ ♪ i think i needed to leave to understand that this is where i'm supposed to be ♪ ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ we come from a sun we're lost out in the cold we fight for the light

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