Skip to main content

tv   Jimmy Kimmel Live  ABC  December 4, 2015 11:35pm-12:38am PST

11:35 pm
evening. >> stay tuned. on jimmy kimmle, robert downey, junior. >> have a great night. and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, from "captain america: civil war," chris evans and robert downey jr., marvel's "jessica jones," krysten ritter, and music from fall out boy, with cleto and the cletones. and now for good measure, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
11:36 pm
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. i tell you, this is a great night to be here on the show. we have a marvelous marvel of a show in store. three super hero night tonight. captain america, aka chris evans, and iron man himself, robert downey jr. are here with us. and they're here with a big surprise, which i'm not supposed to reveal until they get out here but i can't wait so i'm going to say. captain america and iron man are having a baby. [ cheers and applause ] captain iron baby will -- no, they're not having a baby. they do have a surprise. it's exciting to have them here together. typically when you see them together in hollywood they're outside on the street fighting over an oxycodone pill.
11:37 pm
also from the new marvel show on netflix called "jessica jones," krysten ritter is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] we've got three super heroes. last night the cast from "star wars," tonight the three characters what marvel comics. it's like the sheets of my childhood bed come to life. this is why you don't ever wash them. remember that. also tonight the season finale of "dancing with the stars." here on abc. it all came down to bindi irwin, alex skarlatos, and my preseason pick back street boy nick carter. on whom i bet a thousand dollars. guess what, i lost that thousand dollars. that thousand dollars is gone. between the mets and bindi irwin, this has been a very difficult month for me. last night meghan trainor was on "dancing with the stars," she sang. during her performance this is what local viewers saw on the screen. what's that smell, so cal mystery odor. how flattering. it doesn't matter how well you
11:38 pm
sing when "what's that smell mystery odor" are emblazoned across your midsection you've lost, you really have. another season of "dancing with the stars" has come to a close. gary busey will be locked back up in his bell tower. and from bindi and nick and all the stars who dance so proudly we say farewell. good news is when one "dancing with the stars" season ends, three weeks later another one begins. this is great, bernie sanders, senator from vermont who is hoping to win the democratic nomination for president got an unexpected endorsement yesterday from the member of the rap group run the jewels. >> make sure that wherever you go you take the name, the ideas, the philosophy, and the ideology of bernie sanders there and you make sure when you leave they are on fire because they have felt the bern! >> let me thank killer mike. that was quite an introduction. >> jimmy: yes. thank you, killer mike. my staff tells me you're a very
11:39 pm
popular hipper-hopper. they even had a meal together at the busy bee cafe in atlanta. bernie just could easily be sitting in killer mike's lap, doesn't it? that's the best. i hope he makes killer mike his running mate. that would be a ticket. thursday as you know is thanksgiving, a day where families get together to be reminded why we don't get together the other days of the year. here's a holiday tip. if your family starts arguing during thanksgiving dinner about politics or anything, just yell out, i'm gay! i've done it the last six years in a row. it works. it does. they say the average cost of a thanksgiving dinner for a family of ten this year is $50.11, $2 but, well, this seems insanely low to me. $50.11. a restaurant in new york is offering a thanksgiving feast for $45,000. for $45,000, you could buy an actual boat for your gravy.
11:40 pm
you don't need the dinner includes seven-course meal, tickets to thanksgiving day parade $7,500 shopping spree, and a 2-karat diamond engagement ring which that is a great idea. when i got engaged my wife had one request. please, please let the restaurant pick out the ring. by the way, i just want to say a meal with a ring in it doesn't count as a $45,000 meal. come to my house. i'll make you a million dollar sandwich. it's two slices of bread with a lamborghini in the middle. it's delicious. isn't it weird. does anybody get engaged on thanksgiving? i'm sorry, no woman wants to be proposed to on the fattest day of the year. speaking of expensive meals, we have something very special tonight. let's get that table set up if we could. okay. so now the crew is bringing in the table. we've been working on new technology that i think is a thanksgiving game changer. this is something that combines tradition with technology in a way no one to my knowledge has ever done before.
11:41 pm
there's something by next thanksgiving every american family is going to have this. and what we have is a gravy drone. okay? so you know how exhausting it is to constantly having to be passing the gravy. well, with this, you just grab hold of the remote and let's fire that thing up and show them how it works. or does it? oh, yeah, you got to push the button. by the way, the kid who just came out and pushed the buttons is my friend's nephew. [ cheers and applause ] he has no -- why are you in charge of the gravy drone? oh, yeah, you got to put it on. okay. all right. here we go. you've got your food. you've got your gravy. no problem.
11:42 pm
all right. [ cheers and applause ] close enough. is that not the most convenient thing? i mean, how much was this, all this, do you think? what was the total cost? >> thousand dollars. >> jimmy: a thousand dollars? well worth it. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] a gravy drone strike. you know, many people will seek refuge from their families this weekend either at the mall or at the movies. that's why holiday movies make so much money because people want something to do. there are so many movies to choose from this weekend. so to help you decide we asked our in-house film critic and photo hound yehya. to review one of them. here's yaya's thoughts on the new sylvester stallone movie "creed." >> hi, it's me, yehya, to talk about the movie. the new movie. behind me, the movie "rocky." it's called not "rocky." it's called "crate."
11:43 pm
this movie, sylvester try and find that young boy. give him training. after the end, he try to fight with the wall. and long time i got sylvester in "rocky 1." i jump up to him, he push my hand, don't touch me. after that he know me now, very nice with me. and also the black guy with the i think first or second one, carlo walsh, carlo something. and the russian guy, yeah, dolphin. the movie also with van claude van damme. i got picture of him too. the guy very good. like boxers, real boxers, i love him, got picture of him. muhammad ali. for me, it's my favorite because i want boxer before i broke my nose. and also he come like the guy
11:44 pm
shook shug knight, sugar ray leonard. and the movie good. i like it from sly and you see the first movie, hello, adrian, adrian, where you going! i like you. good guy. i love you, i love you! forever! go see the movie. it's called "greg." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it will be a hit. thank you, yehya. we're going to take a break. when we come back from our break we have a group of little kids who are going to act out the first ever black friday holiday play. it's story of black friday. so stick around. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ snap on the main sails! [ barking ]
11:45 pm
the whipped cream sea be extra whippy! [ laughing ] together: ahhhhhhhhhhh! yarrrr, it be the twizzler. run! crew member: what does he want? happy holidays! free shipping all season long at and free returns too! time in the service... community college... it matters. it's why we, at university of phoenix, count your relevant work and college experience as credits toward your degree. learn more at ♪you are my whole life! ♪your two blue eyes are shining!♪ dolce and gabbana. light blue
11:46 pm
is that coffee? yea, it's nespresso. i want in. ♪ you're ready. ♪ get ready to experience a cup above. is that coffee? nespresso. what else? but i've managed.e crohn's disease is tough,
11:47 pm
except that managing my symptoms was all i was doing. and when i finally told my doctor, he said humira is for adults like me who have tried other medications but still experience the symptoms of moderate to severe crohn's disease. and that in clinical studies, the majority of patients on humira saw significant symptom relief. and many achieved remission. humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened; as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. before treatment, get tested for tb. tell your doctor if you've been to areas where certain fungal infections are common, and if you've had tb, hepatitis b, are prone to infections, or have flu-like symptoms or sores. don't start humira if you have an infection. ask your gastroenterologist about humira. with humira, remission is possible.
11:48 pm
it's gotten squarer. over the years. brighter. bigger. it's gotten thinner. even curvier. but what's next? for all binge watchers. movie geeks. sports freaks. x1 from xfinity will change the way you experience tv.
11:49 pm
>> jimmy: welcome back. chris evans, robert downey jr., kristin ritter and muse trick fall out boy is on the way. we're dangerously close to black friday right now. i think black friday starts on tuesday now. in fact, radio shack started their black friday deals today. but nobody went. it was very sad. most of these black friday shoppers seem to be focused on best buy stores. this is from our local ktla news. >> i got here since wednesday. i believe around 6:00 p.m. >> you've been here since wednesday. wednesday night? >> yeah. actually it's not that bad. last year we were here i believe it was monday. so it was 11 days we were here last year. and pretty much i'm here for the darth vader toaster and also for the 49ers tv for $150. >> the darth vader toaster. >> yes. you got to see it. it's amazing.
11:50 pm
literally darth vader's face but as a toaster. >> jimmy: perfect breakfast for one. i cannot imagine not bathing for 11 days to get a darth vader toaster. but for some reason people are clamoring specifically for this item. >> what are you in line for? >> a ps4 and toshiba. >> what are you in line for, joseph? >> darth vader toaster, ps4 and beats. >> darth vader toaster? >> i really want that toaster. >> jimmy: everybody wants the toaster. people go nuts for that toaster. mea%while, the darth vader toaster, toast probably comes out with one dark side. right? [ laughter ] it's a "star wars" joke. [ cheers and applause ] oh, thank you. thanks, guys. by the way, i looked it up. you can buy the darth vader toaster on amazon for $49.99. and they'll bring it directly to your house. or your mom's house.
11:51 pm
they will bring it to you in the room you live in in your mom's house. i'm starting to think that maybe these people camped out outside best buy are not really black friday shoppers. they're just homeless and if you say you're shopping they'll leave you alone. we consider black friday a modern phenomenon but it actually dates way back to the pilgrim times. which is true. because this little known bit of history has been ignored for so long they don't teach it in schools. i'm pleased tonight to present the schools of edward james almost elementary in the story of black friday. [ cheers and applause ] >> the year was 1621. the pilgrims and native americans were finishing the first-ever thanksgiving feast. ♪ >> that stuffing was delicious. >> thanks. and your cornbread was amazing.
11:52 pm
>> you mean my maize bread was amazing. >> all right, you guys. ha ha ha ha! >> hi, everyone. i'm jebadiah from crazy jebadiah's trading post. our post-thanksgiving prices are insane! doors open at sunrise. >> well, 30% off molasses. >> animal pelts are half price! i have an idea. let's sleep in front of the store so we can get the best stuff. >> yay! >> the pilgrims and native americans spent an entire cold november night sleeping in front of the trading post. one of them was eaten by a wolf. >> roar! >> ah! aahhh! >> at sunrise the trading post opens.
11:53 pm
cock-a-doodle-doo! >> okay. we're open. >> yay! >> ah! >> yes! >> stop, stop! >> yes, yes! >> stop! >> it's mine! >> it's all mine. mine! >> stop fighting. >> get out. >> look. look, i got so much molasses. >> sorry your husband got eaten by a wolf. >> it was worth it. >> so what do we call this wonderful holiday? >> we should call it black friday. >> why?
11:54 pm
>> because it's friday and you guys gave me two black eyes. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we wish you good black friday ♪ ♪ we wish you a good black friday ♪ ♪ and a great online monday too ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> the end. ♪ >> jimmy: all right. very good. great job, kids. how about that? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm glad you're okay. you all right? all right. very good. nice to meet you, pilgrims. thanks so much. what a beautiful story you've told. the children, everybody. that's exactly how it happened. tonight on the show, we have music from fall out boy, from "jessica jones," krysten ritter is here, and we'll be right back with chris evans and robert downey jr.
11:55 pm
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by ultimate ear. make music social with the party everywhere speakers. ♪ scanner: rescan item. rescan, rescan. rescan item. vo: it happens so often you almost get used to it.
11:56 pm
phone voice: main menu representative. representative. representative. vo: which is why being put first... relax, we got this. vo: ...takes some getting used to. join the nation. ♪ nationwide is on your side representative. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
11:57 pm
( ♪ ) uniqlo's revolutionary thin fabric converts body moisture into heat and retains it. ( ♪ ) heattech. super thin, super warm. ( ♪ )
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight from the new marvel show "jessica jones," ms. jones herself, krysten ritter is here. then later, they just won favorite alternative rock artist at sunday's american music awards. this is their album "american beauty/american psycho," fall out boy from the samsung outdoor stage. tomorrow night i do want to mention if you missed our show, you can watch our special "star wars" episode in prime time with director j.j. abrams, harrison ford, chewbacca, carrie fisher, the cast of the new movie "star wars: the force awakens." tomorrow night at 10:00 here on abc. and next tuesday it is world aids day. we're putting together a big
12:01 am
all-star shop-a-thon show to raise money for a very good cause a charity called "red." our guests and participants that night will include bono, scarlett johansson, the killers, olivia wilde, and even matt damon might be allowed to come. so don't spend all your money on black friday, save some for this. super-villains around the planet can run freely and amok tonight, safe in the knowledge that our first guests are here in hollywood. they are full-time actors and part-time avengers whose new movie "captain america: civil war" opens in theaters may 6th. consider this a save-the-date. please say hello to robert downey jr. and chris evans. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? >> wow, wow.
12:02 am
[ cheers and applause ] >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: you guys are very, very colorful coordinated here. i like that. >> we texted beforehand. >> yeah. tuesday is navy. >> jimmy: i like that. i'm very happy you guys are here. we have many, many things oriented toward the movie to talk about. first of all, where did you shoot this movie? >> hotlanta. >> in atlanta. >> lovely atlanta, georgia, yeah. >> jimmy: when you say hotlanta because it's hot? >> hot, sticky. atlanta in july. >> it was beautiful. i don't know what you're talking about. >> i was either in a sprawling rented home or air-conditioned helicopter. i did see you on the tarmac doing action for six months. once the helmet closes. >> i'm not there. >> jimmy: you go home. >> should have thought of that. >> i know. believe me, every day. you just wish you had that full mask. >> jimmy: it is brilliant. and by the way, i think about that all the time.
12:03 am
did you think about that before you agreed to do this movie or was that something you realized along the way? >> this movie? >> jimmy: before you did iron man, the first iron man movie. >> like i was thinking. the best thing that ever -- that ever happened to me. it's just been a great job. we've all made good friends and stuff. you know. [ cheers and applause ] you can clap. but to answer your question, you know, evans is a very, very capable guy. i mean, you know, chicks dig him, too. [ cheers and applause ] very capable guy. i saw a wild amount of action that you perform. i do a little -- i got a couple. >> you do. i've seen it. >> i just really wanted to come to set on my days off to watch you suffer. it's tough. >> jimmy: it is tough. the movie title is "captain america" you should work more. >> it's true. it's true. it's hard to complain. you're on set, that's what these movies are. you're dripping. >> kind of like you're having a civil war with yourself, though. >> i would have maybe chosen not atlanta in july.
12:04 am
>> it's fantastic. i have no recollection of it. i don't know what you're talking about. >> jimmy: i heard a rumor. please tell me if this is true that you had your furniture from home shipped to atlanta so you would have your own furniture while you were there. >> i didn't do a thing. the moving company did. [ applause ] here's the deal. you know what? lest i be thought of as some self-involved snarky, you're away from home for a long time. and so we thought, you know, and we bring the cats and the kids. and the cats, they like this chair, that's where they nap. let's bring the chair. as a matter of fact, let's bring the house. >> jimmy: that's it. that's an oprah move right there. that's a serious -- that is a very, very big move. is it that you have like a weird cousin that watches your house while you're away and you want to make sure they're not in your bed? >> unfurnished house? >> folding chairs. >> jimmy: unfurnished home. >> i'm not that eccentric and i'm not paying for it. so it's not like i'm being extravagant. >> jimmy: does the furniture fly
12:05 am
private? >> i'm not going to do it next time. and by the way -- we are going to shoot in atlanta again. >> i know. i'm ready. i'm ready. >> jimmy: i don't think you will be allowed back in atlanta, i really don't, after this. >> i love atlanta. the humidity is tough. >> jimmy: do they have a new costume for each of you each time or do you use the same one? >> they always do little tweaks, little adjustments. they always try and get it -- they try and cater to the comforts. >> jimmy: it makes since iron man would have a new because you constantly develop these new suits. it doesn't make that much sense that captain america would be like, no, you know what? >> more blue. >> i think that -- i think that stark is involved in the design of all of the avengers garb. so i was told at some story meeting. >> jimmy: i see. okay. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
12:06 am
so now, you guys in the movie are not friends. are you guys really friends in real life? >> i hate him. can't stand the guy. but you're buying it, aren't you? >> no, yeah, we're good friends. >> we get along. i feel partially responsible. you had some consternation, you had a little bit of doubt. >> coming into the marvel universe. >> jimmy: you had done it before? >> it's a big commitment. the contracts are six, nine movies long -- >> he's not a guy that likes to be held down, ladies. >> jimmy: have you guys -- speak of that. have you guys ever wrestled, have you guys ever had a real thing where you -- >> we'll get there. >> i want to wait until i'm in my mid 50s so i have an excuse for losing. >> jimmy: by the way, i wanted to congratulate you, robert. you were inducted into the california hall of fame. [ cheers and applause ] i didn't know about it. but apparently it's a very big deal. yes? >> yeah. i'm thrilled and honored. i'm actually -- i should be in seat a, shouldn't i? >> you should.
12:07 am
>> jimmy: as a hall of famer? >> yeah. >> you can have that seat. >> it's true. >> let me know when the massachusetts hall of fame gives you a call, that's next. >> jimmy: what do you have to do to get inducted into the california hall of fame? >> you got to go to sacramento. >> jimmy: that's it? >> well, governor brown and the first lady do that and it's for their california museum. so i went up there and it was great. along with charles m. shultz and bruce lee. >> jimmy: wow. >> christi yamaguchi who i got to rub elbows with. for a little while. >> jimmy: nice. >> very exciting for me. >> jimmy: a couple of those people are deceased but that's a good group. >> i would rather do it while i'm here. and, yeah, i'm not sure but i think i might be the first inductee who has been in the correctional system. >> jimmy: oh. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] didn't yamaguchi do a little bit
12:08 am
of time? >> that's right. credit card fraud. >> jimmy: when we come back we have a surprise from you guys to all of us. i'm excited about it. i want to waste no more time. robert downey jr., chris evans. "captain america: civil war." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
12:09 am
♪ a medlewith two sweet ginger ristretto shots of starbucks christmas blend espresso and velvety steamed whole milk. all together in perfect harmony. introducing the holiday spice flat white only at starbucks for the season. take 25% off nike apparel, shoes and accessories for the whole family! but hurry - kohl's 25% off
12:10 am
nike sale is this week only! kohl's. and let roomba jufrom irobot®an help with your everyday messes. roomba navigates your entire home cleaning up pet hair and debris for up to 2 hours. which means your floors are always clean. you and roomba from irobot® better together™. oh, honey... no.was the first capital. ♪ wait, did you just have that on your phone? it's time to mix it up. do it, dad! yeah, do it! there are thousands of ways into the complex health care system. it was frozen. daddy's hand looks funny. and choosing unitedhealthcare can help make it simpler by letting you know when your claim has been processed. yo, adrian. still not funny. unitedhealthcare layover. 24 hours. hello, reykjavik. oh, so that's how you spell it. what are you looking at? oh, cool.
12:11 am
hungry. fish, anyone? hello, seventh waterfall of the day. hello, duck boat. hello, sheep? oh right! itchy icelandic sweaters and no foreign transaction fees. sweet. one last look. ahh. triple points. and we're off. what's next? wherever the journey takes you, carry american express gold. it's more than a card. it's the gear that gets it done. is giving you more.america's best-selling brand the ford holiday sales event... with 0% financing for 60 months on 2015 f-150 and focus
12:12 am
and 2016 fusion and escape. plus 1,000 dollars holiday bonus cash on 2015 focus and 2016 fusion and escape. it's the best gift ever. now during the ford holiday sales event get 0% financing for 60 months plus 1,000 dollars holiday bonus cash on select vehicles. see your local ford dealer.
12:13 am
every morning these men ate a tired breakfast and had a tired day. they weren't lumberjacks, they were slumberjacks. then one day jack showed up with a breakfast burrito powered by jalapeños. it didn't just change their morning. it changed everything! turning these tree loggers... into tree lovers. spicy jalapeños, chipotle sauce with grilled bacon, eggs and cheese. the jalapeño bacon breakfast burrito. only at jack in the box. >> jimmy: we're back with robert downey jr. and chris evans.
12:14 am
enough foolishness. enough frivolity. it's time that, robert, you have a big surprise for us? >> yes. >> jimmy: our audience. >> i'd like to thank you for that. i'd like to get down to business. i have -- i'm very surprised because they're very tight on these things but i've been authorized to give to you the, the audience, the official one sheet poster for "captain america, civil war." [ cheers and applause ] there it is. >> wow. >> that's nice. that's nice. that's really nice. >> yeah. >> i came with a surprise, too. [ cheers and applause ] but i think if i give my prize like i got to be in seat a. [ cheers and applause ] >> you know what, that is --
12:15 am
that's true, you should be in seat a. >> i should be in seat a. >> jimmy: what is it, a bumper sticker? this poster -- not that the poster isn't very, very, very exciting. >> it's beautiful. >> jimmy: it look like you two are very intensely in love there. the fans on the internet have been clamoring for more. >> i brought the teaser. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is this a sex thing or do you mean the trailer? >> that's later. >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah, we have the official teaser trailer. >> jimmy: the official teaser trailer. it has not been seen before ever, ever. by human eyes. >> right here on kimmel. >> jimmy: even the editors of this film have not seen this trailer, it was edited completely blindly and randomly. and we have it for you now. ladies and gentlemen, the teaser trailer for "captain america, civil war."
12:16 am
>> you're a wanted man. >> well, the people who think you do are coming right now. they don't plan on taking you alive. >> you've operated with unlimited power and no supervision. that's something the world can no longer tolerate. >> i know how much bucky means to you but stay out of this one. he will only make this worse. >> are you saying you will arrest me? >> there will be consequences. >> captain, if you can't accept limitations. we're no better than the bad guys. >> that's not the way i see it. >> sometimes i want to punch you in your perfect teeth. >> i just want to make sure we consider all of our options. people that shoot at you usually wind up shooting at me, too. >> what do we do? >> we fight.
12:17 am
>> sorry, tommy. you know i wouldn't do this if i had any other choice. but he's my friend. >> so was i. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. well done. "captain america, civil war" opens in theaters may 6th. unbelievable. robert downey jr. and chris evans. thank you, gentlemen. you can see the full trailer on our youtube page at jimmy kimmy live. we'll be right back with krysten ritter. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ok, we're here. here's dad. mom. the twins. aunt alice... you didn't tell me aunt alice was coming. of course. don't forget grandpa.
12:18 am
can the test drive be over now? maybe just head back to the dealership? don't you want to meet my family? yep, totally. it's practically yours, but we still need your signature. the volkswagen sign then drive event. zero due at signing, zero down, zero deposit, and zero first months payment on a new jetta and other select models. innovative sonicare technology with up to 27% more brush movements versus oral b. get healthier gums in 2 weeks guaranteed. innovation and you. philips sonicare save when you buy the most loved rechargeable toothbrush brand in america. started using gain flings,fe their laundry smells more amazing than ever. (sniff) honey, isn't that the dog's towel? (dog noise) hey, mi towel, su towel. more scent plus oxi boost and febreze. it's our best gain ever!
12:19 am
from time in the service... those years to different jobs... to community college... all that hard work, it matters. it's why we, at university of phoenix, count your relevant work and college experience as credits toward your degree. learn more at
12:20 am
carnie wilson. thank you. can you hold on? ♪ hold on for one more day really? hey, i know there's pain. why do you lock yourself up in these chains? ♪ this would be so easy if you had progressive. our mobile app would let you file a claim and help you find one of our service centers where we manage the entire repair process. things will go your way if you hold on. [ sighs ] someday somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye. ♪ say goodbye no, you just made it weird.
12:21 am
12:22 am
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, you all. still to come music from fall out boy. our next guest is our third marvel comics hero of the night. her brand-new and critically-acclaimed new show marvel's "jessica jones" is now on netflix. please welcome krysten ritter.
12:23 am
[ cheers and applause ] you look like a super hero. this is what a super hero should look like in her off hours. >> thank you. i've never worn a pantsuit before. >> jimmy: me, neither. >> so, yeah, i'm digging it. >> jimmy: it's good. don't let hillary clinton have that to herself. others should take that. >> why not. >> jimmy: make it their own. do you know robert and chris, your fellow marvel superheros? >> no, i've never met them. i didn't know they were going to be here. >> jimmy: oh, they were. yeah. >> i was like, oh, wow, this is -- there's like the big marvel stars are here. >> jimmy: there's no -- well, they're avengers and your character is a defender, right? >> defender. >> jimmy: avengers, defender. >> which is like the netflix version. of "the avengers" where we all come together.
12:24 am
>> jimmy: when i was a kid the defenders were as big as the avengers. or at least i thought they were just as big. you weren't a skinny little nerd like i was. >> i was a skinny little something but i wasn't really exposed to comic books when i was younger. "jessica jones" was my first comic book. >> jimmy: what are her powers? jessica jones? >> jessica jones, the best one, she is very strong. she can fly, badly. >> jimmy: isn't she really jumpy? a hard jump? >> yeah. yeah. it's more like big jumping or guided falling. she calls it. >> jimmy: i see. >> she doesn't fly that often because when she does it, she gets injured. but she can get where she needs to go. >> jimmy: the landing is the problem with her. >> exactly. >> jimmy: this is not necessarily a show for the whole family like a lot of these marvel movies. >> right. >> jimmy: this is more -- not r-rated but more of a pg-16. >> it's close. >> jimmy: maybe pg-16 1/2? >> something like that. it's a psychological thriller.
12:25 am
it's very dark. >> jimmy: there's sex in it. >> there's some sex. >> jimmy: there's sex in it. >> there's some violence. >> jimmy: sex. >> also a lot of blood. there's fighting. so, yeah, when i tell -- when i was telling people i'm doing this cool marvel show. oh, i love the avengers. okay, well, it's not really like the avengers. it's a little different. equally as good. >> jimmy: it's nice. otherwise there's too much repetition. a nice niche that you have there. is she going to overlap jessica jones with daredevil since they're both on netflix? >> you know, i'm not allowed to answer questions like that. >> jimmy: you don't. do you know the -- do you know the answers to the questions like that? >> you know what, i don't. >> jimmy: you don't. >> they don't really tell you that. >> jimmy: why does it seem like you're lying? >> i don't. >> jimmy: lou cage is on the show? >> lou cage is on the show and i am allowed to tell you that. >> jimmy: because it already happened. >> it already happened and the show is out. >> jimmy: do you have people
12:26 am
that say -- the thing about netflix is, and this is the part that's hard for me. when the shows all come out at once you don't know when it's okay to discuss it with people. so typically when the show comes on every week you have like, okay, well, i'll give them a couple weeks before i say anything but how -- what do you think? what is the -- what are the rules there? >> okay. i have been the victim of television spoiling. i've been pretty bummed about it. >> jimmy: what has been spoiled for you? >> i watched the first two seasons of "homeland," super into it. and then one day my boyfriend, also super into "openland," oh, season 3, brody, they hang him, he has a baby. i was like, oh, my god, stop talking. just kept going on and on. now, you know, i watch it with him when it's on but i'm like, okay, what happened? kind of like ruined the whole experience for me. i was a diehard "homeland" fan. >> jimmy: i see. i think he did the right thing. by the way, you just ruined it for someone at home. but -- but if you do -- i happen to like "homeland" also and i think it's best to watch the
12:27 am
first two seasons, skip over three, and pick right back up on it again. i don't know if he did you a disservice there. he was probably trying to help you. we still don't know. i don't know what the rules are. >> i think because jessica jones just came out on friday maybe we should lay it a little bit longer. >> jimmy: maybe wait longer. do you know people who have watched the whole thing already? >> you know what, when i woke up on saturday morning, so "jessica jones" came out midnight pacific standard time. my mom is on the east coast. i see a facebook post from her when i wake up at 7:00 a.m. it says, i've been up all night, i'm already on episode 5. she stayed up all night. she watched the whole thing. waited for it. i guess later that day she had to take her car to jiffy lube and she couldn't stop watching. she's watching it on her phone while her oil is being changed. she finished it by saturday night. >> jimmy: wow. >> my mom finished it. >> jimmy: that's very supportive. >> supportive. and it's a dark show. there's the sex. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know. >> jimmy: right. >> mom, maybe, you know -- >> jimmy: she didn't like that? >> she was fine with that.
12:28 am
she had to watch "breaking bad" as a palate cleanser afterward. >> jimmy: "breaking bad" wasn't exactly light fare either. >> yeah. that was hard for them to watch as well. >> jimmy: yeah, watching your daughter -- i don't want to ruin that show. >> choked to death. >> jimmy: you know, i get attacked if i say anything ever. i mean, i could reveal the ending to like the first "ghost busters" movie and people will be furious with me. but you, don't worry about it. that's on you. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so was "breaking bad" your first television show? >> no, that was the thing that kind of caught on. i've been around a while. >> jimmy: you have. you started out as model? >> yeah, like 100 years ago. and then i transitioned into acting by doing like commercials and being in the background of weird music videos. >> jimmy: what music videos were you in the background of? >> oh, boy. i was in the background of a
12:29 am
seven dust music video. i was featured in that one. one that i was not featured in, i was supposed to be like this model in a swimming pool with enrique iglesias in this whitney houston video. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. i was supposed to be like this really featured extra. i come out, i show up in my bikini. they were like, whoa, that girl is really pale. we need to get her to body makeup. i am really pale. it's so i am. just who i am. i was like, i've already been to body makeup. so they put me in a shirt, like a shirt. and i'm just swimming around in the background. a ricky iglesias video. >> jimmy: which video was that? >> "can i have this kiss forever." have you heard that one? >> jimmy: no. >> you don't need to watch it because you won't see me in it. >> jimmy: really? >> you will if you look really close. >> jimmy: a very white person floating around in a shirt. >> it is true. yes. >> jimmy: all right. it's very good to see you. congratulations on the show. krysten ritter! marvel's "jessica jones" is now available on netflix.
12:30 am
we'll be right back with fall out boy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. the open water paddlers. greenwood runners. the hike life trail club. for us it's not about running faster. it's about being out here together. the feeling is hard to describe. you cant put put into words.
12:31 am
but we don't have to. for friends who come together to reach for better. we brew a superior tasting light beer with fewer carbs and calories. michelob ultra. the superior light beer.
12:32 am
the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank chris evans, robert downey jr., krysten ritter, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, this is their album "american beauty/american psycho." you can see this full concert on yahoo. here with the song "irresistible," fall out boy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ coming in unannounced drag my nails on the tile i just followed your scent you can just follow my ♪ ♪ smile all of your flaws are aligned with this mood of mine ♪ ♪ cutting me to the bone nothing left to leave behind ♪ ♪ you ought to keep me concealed just like i was a weapon ♪ ♪ i didn't come for a fight but i will fight till the end and
12:33 am
this one might be a battle might not ♪ ♪ turn out okay you know you look so seattle but you feel so l-a ♪ ♪ ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ♪ ♪ ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ♪ ♪ and i love the way you hurt me ♪ ♪ it's irresistible oh oh oh yeah whoah oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah ♪ ♪ i love the way i love the way i love the way you hurt me baby ♪ ♪ i love the way love the way i love the way you hurt me baby ♪ ♪ i'm gonna get you to burst just like you were a bubble frame me up on your war just to keep me out of trouble ♪ ♪ like a moth getting trapped in the light by fixation truly free love it baby i'm talking no
12:34 am
inflation ♪ ♪ too many war wounds and not enough wars too few rounds in the ring and not enough ♪ ♪ settled scores too many sharks not enough blood in the waves you know ♪ ♪ i give my love a f-f-four letter na na name ♪ ♪ ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ♪ ♪ and i love the way you hurt me ♪ ♪ it's irresistible oh oh oh yeah whoah oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah ♪ ♪ i love the way i love the way i love the way you hurt me baby ♪ ♪ i love the way i love the way i love the way you hurt me baby ♪ ♪ you're second hand smoke second hand smoke i breathe you in but honey i don't know what
12:35 am
you're doing to me mon chéri but the ♪ ♪ truth catches up with us eventually ♪ ♪ try to say live live and let live but i'm no good ♪ ♪ good at lip service except when they're yours mi amor ♪ ♪ i'm coming for you and i'm making war ♪ ♪ and i love the way you hurt me ♪ ♪ it's irresistible oh oh oh yeah woah oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah ♪ ♪ i love the way i love the way i love the way you hurt me baby ♪ ♪ i love the way i love the way i love the way you hurt me baby ♪ ♪ yeah ay ay ay ay ay ay [ cheers and applause ]
12:36 am
♪ i can move mountains i can work a miracle work a miracle oh oh ♪ ♪ i'll keep you like an oath may nothing but death do us part ♪ ♪ ♪ she wants to dance like uma thurman ♪ ♪ bury me 'til i confess she wants to dance like uma thurman and i can't get you out of my head ♪ ♪ the stench the stench of summer sex and c-k eternity oh hell yes divide me ♪ ♪ dow the smallest i can be put your put your v-v-venom in me ♪ ♪ i can move mountains ♪ like a miracle like a miracle oh oh ♪
12:37 am
♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, we're on the ground in san bernardino with new details on the shooting rampage now being investigated as an act of terrorism. our cameras inside that couple's home for a chilling first look at what's left of their computers, their koran, and their 6-month-old's crib. the first photo of the young woman authorities believe may have radicalized her husband. dalia dippolito made headlines after trying to have her now ex-husband killed. an alleged murder for hire plot. >> you know he gets two in the head -- >> i'm positive, like 5,000% sure. >> tonight she tells us her side of the story. "breaking bad" star br


info Stream Only

Uploaded by TV Archive on