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that's our report. we appreciate you time. >> thanks for being here. >> dicky: from the caesars entertainment's zappos theater, it's "jimmy kimmel live" in las vegas! tonight -- tiffany haddish, jimmy crashes a bachelorette party, and music from the killers, presented by mountain dew, with cleto and the cletones. and now, upping the ante, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank
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goodnight, everybody. thank you. hello friends. i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching from the comfort of your homes. welcome to the zappos theater. we are right in the heart of las vegas strip. that's very nice. this is our second night in the desert. thanks for coming to visit us. we are in las vegas, and let me tell you something. out of all the shows you could go to, you could have went to see sierra, you could have gone to see barry manilow, celine dion. you chose the one where a middle-aged man stands and sits almost completely still for a whole hour. [cheers and applause] and i appreciate it. thank you for supporting performers with no abilities at all. this is, there are so many shows here in las vegas.
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i went to see love the other night with my family. that is quite a show. [ applause ] i had no idea the beatles were so talented. it really is phenomenal. there are so many soleil shows. there's michael jackson one, because that's the number of people who want to see it after that documentary. vegas has changed a tlot. for one, i can buy beer instead of having my friend's older sister tammy to go buy it for me. i feel like i know everyone everywhere i go. and they've even opinion talkin about
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channel. >> this could easily be one of the biggest entertainment weeks va fas h vegas has seen. >> we have the opening of chaos, and of it starts with jimmy kimmel returning home to planet whod. >> we'll have more from jimmy tonight. >> tune in tonight as jimmy kimmel reveals all about a budget. today also happened to be election day in las vegas. the mayoral primary was going on. it's still going on. the current mayor, carolyn goodman whose husband oscar goodman was the mayor for a long time before her was up for election. she doesn't have much in the way of competition, up against six challengers, including a minister, a life coach and a "sex in the city" slot machine. how many of you voted today?
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be honest. okay. how many of you smoked pot today here in vegas? [cheers and applause] this is why we have no laws in this town. everything is legal in las vegas. it's like the purge every single day. speaking of the purge, i was kind of hoping i could go the whole week without mentioning president trump, but he was on tv today. and he's talking p tabout the mueller report, and he had a little troubling with the word order gin. origin. >> i hope they look at the oranges. you look at the origin of that investigation. the mueller report, i wish covered the oranges, how it started. >> jimmy: what happens is he wakes up every morning, sees the color of his face and the rest of the day he has that word stuck in his head. and that wasn't -- [cheers and applause]
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by the way, that wasn't even the weirdest quote of the day. that honor goes to this. >> germany honestly isn't paying their share. i have great respect for angela and the country. my father was german. born in a very wonderful place in germany. so i have a great feeling for germany. >> that's great, but unfortunately for that story, donald trump's father was not born in germany. he was born in the bronx, which would, which would mean j. lo is from germany too, i guess. it's, at this point, he's just messing with us, right? he's now questioning his own father's birth certificate. we have a great show for you tonight. we have headlining with us on the strip, tiffany haddish and the killers are here, separately, not together, although that would be a pretty great band. and we have another great band with us. please say hello to our band of 16 years, las vegas's own cleto
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and the cletones. [cheers and applause] and where is our beloved security guard, dpguillermo. he's not in his spot. where is guillermo? [ siren ] >> medieval maniacs, make some noise, for the night line, chance, the gila monster, number 71, william carlson. number 89, alex carr. and number zero, guillermo! it's knight time! >> yeah! >> jimmy: a little golden knight in shining armor. and we've got the band from the
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golden knights. we have, from the vegas golden knights, william carlson and alex cupp. there they are. congratulations on the playoffs, guys. they're going, they're going. thank you, ♪ >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: go get that stanley cup so we can fill it with frozen margaritas. >> yeah! >> jimmy: that's a much better outfit than last night, by the way. >> yeah, thank god. >> jimmy: last night, guillermo was dressed as show girl. and a lot of people in the front section threw up. so we put them in pads tonight. congratulations to a man who
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brought great joy to back fans in this city, former of running rebel larry johnson was selected to be enshrined in the college basketball hall of fame. congratulations to lj. he was the best. they should put his gold tooth in the hall of fame, too. have you ever had the pleasure of walking down the strip, you f know it's jam-packed with people from all over the world. most of whom have one thing in common. they are drunk. they are completely hammered before lunch. day drinking is one of the foundations of this city. so we thought it would be fun to make that into a pedestrian question. we went out on las vegas boulevard this morning and asked people a simple question. we asked, are you drunk. so the way this works is, we're going to see someone introduce him or herself and we'll try to guess whether that person is under the influence, all right? let's meet our first pedestrian. >> good morning.
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>> what's your name? >> tommy wilson. >> tommy, are you drunk? >> we start easy. is tommy drunk? >> jimmy: let's find out. >> yeah, i am. actually really drunk right now >> thank you, tommy. >> jimmy: the enormous beer was a clue. who's next? >> what's your name? >> jake norvey. >> where are you from? >> i'm from montana. >> are you drunk? >> jimmy: is jake drunk? >> i'm very drunk. started the day with two bloodies. had this. getting there, 12:00, we're having a good time. >> jimmy: i think he also cuts his own bangs. next up. >> tell us your name. >> crazy larry. larriber larry berg. >> are you drunk this morning? >> jimmy: is crazy larry
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well. crazy? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: let's find out if crazy larry is drunk. >> a little bit, no, i just started my first beer, but you know how things go. i'm a little high, though. >> jimmy: well, you know, you don't get a name like "crazy larry" without being a little high. who's next? >> hi, guys, what you doin'? hey, guys, come on in, what's your name? >> i'm lindsey. >> i'm ashton! >> lindsey and ashley, question for you. are you drunk? >> jimmy: i hope so. >> yes! >> absolutely. >> i couldn't tell. >> jimmy: i know who i'm voting for in 2020. lindsey and ashley. that's why they call it the
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strip. so las vegas probably the number one destination for bachelorette parties in the world. that's why we are the penis necklace capital of the planet. it's, i have been a part of many bachelor parties over the course of my life, two of my own, but never a bachelorette party, so we did some digging and got in touch with a maid of honor in texas. she was throwing her sister a bachelorette party here in vegas. we convinced her to let me and guillermo take charge of it. the bride's friends didn't know we were coming. here it is. guillermo and i guiding a bunch of bachelorettes. ♪ >> we have something really fun that's going to happen right now. >> okay. >> are you ready? >> i think so. >> are you sure? >> i don't foknow. >> so i want you to come in here. >> hi, girls! how are you?
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how you doin'? >> jimmy: are you val? >> yes. >> jimmy: val, you're about to have the greatest night of your life. are you ready? >> yes. >> jimmy: get on the bus. everybody get on the bus. ♪ wanna have fun >> jimmy: ladies, i'm jimmy, i'll be your party guide tonight. you can call me captain jim. this is guillermo, my assistant. >> that's right. yeah! >> jimmy: we have many events planned for you. we could go to area 51, we could play paint ball. we could go to the hoover dam. we could go see "menopause" the musical. no? or we could go to a pole dancing class. >> pole dancing. >> jimmy: pole dancing it is. let's go to the pole. ♪ >> jimmy: val? >> yes. >> jimmy: a toast to you. you're getting married.
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>> yes, i am. >> jimmy: a toast to val, everyone. >> woo! >> jimmy: this is my first bachelorette party, so i'm excited. >> me too. >> welcome! >> jimmy: do any of you have any stripping experience? >> no. >> jimmy: okay, not everyone said no. so val, how long have you known your fiance? >> eight years. >> jimmy: eight years? wow. how do you like his mother? >> i love her. >> jimmy: you do? >> yes. >> good for you, i don't like my mother-in-law. >> she got a good one. >> jimmy: and that's an understatement. yes. i want everyone to stay hydrated tonight, all right? >> all right. >> jimmy: it's very important. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: let's go to the pole. >> okay. this is stripper 101. be ready to polish dance. this is heather. she will be your instructor. >> fabulous, wonderful, welcome, welcome. come on in, ladies, you can put
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your stuff down. cubbyholes there. >> jimmy: conducubbyholes are f your prersonal property. >> let's get started. our first tip, ladies, you're always reaching nice and high on the poles. yep, that's it. >> jimmy: tip number one. begin high on the pole. very good. >> second tip is, you see your toes are going to step in towards the base of your pole. so workin' it around your pole. up on the toes. that's it. >> heather, i feel like i'm bringing sexy back. >> yeah, you got it. >> you look great, gee auillerm. >> i'm going into what we call the alternating knees move. >> jimmy: this is called the alternating knees move, everyone. >> just like it sounds, you're going to work the knees.
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>> jimmy: just like a motley crew video. >> alternate the knees. >> jimmy: alternate the knees. >> you're going to get that booty right up in the air. >> jimmy: now everyone say together, why don't you love me, daddy? well, thank you, heather. great job, everything. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right, gather your personal belongings. don't forget to check the cubbyholes for everything. we have a surprise for you on the bus. let's head to the bus. we have no time to waste. all right, so we have something special here for you. val, this is, i guess i don't need the bull horn for this. yes. this is mystic mona, right here. go ahead and have a seat right next to her. >> what i need to do with your left hand, draw me five cards. >> jimmy: how much are we betting on this?
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>> how much do you want to bet on this? oh, these are beautiful cards. major card, major card, major card. >> jimmy: pokemon card. >> here's the thing. i'm going to go a little bit into your past by saying that -- >> jimmy: you've been with a lot of guys. >> a few toads. there might have been a few t d toads, but your guy is a total keeper. >> i'm ready. >> this is a card that says you're about to get some kind of epiphany or idea for a new business. >> jimmy: oh, no, that's not true. >> this is saying whatever you do for work you are good enough to teach other people how to do it. >> oh! >> yeah. >> you're having an epiphany. >> jimmy: teach people to get drunk at work? i'm going to read everything's tequila leaves. to mystic mona. >> to mystic mona!
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>> jimmy: and her cards. be careful as you exit the bus. it's time to go see naked men. all right, ladies, are you ready to party? >> yes! >> jimmy: this ♪ >> i wonder where guillermo s. >> come here, baby, i got a little surprise for you. >> make some noise for your guest, guillermo!
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♪ ♪ ♪ they just wanna have fun [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: our maid of honor's here i believe in the audience tonight. thanks, michelle. is it true that everyone took off their tops in the bus after we went home? >> i'm going to plead the fifth. >> jimmy: oh, my god. we miss everything fun, gee a a guillermo. >> oh, it's too late. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, we have music from the killers, and we'll be right back with tiffany haddish from the las vegas strip. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hello, i'm credelio- tiny defender of dogs. i'm the tick and flea chewable that's "gentle by design". with an extra purified active ingredient that's gentle enough for even young pups, like rosie here. boop.
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♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: welcome back. you're fabulous, las vegas. we have another big show for you tonight. james taylor was supposed to be here tonight. he has a twelve show residency coming up at caesars palace from april 17 to may 11, and he will be ready to go for that, but tonight, he has the flu. he could not make the trip so the killers are covering for him. literally, tonight, the killers will cover a james taylor classic this is their box set, it's called "the killers career vinyl box." night two with the killers from the mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow night, kevin hart will be here. we'll have music from marshmello with chvrches. and later this week, seth rogen, mike tyson, iggy azalea, and celine dion. so please join us for all of that. our guest tonight is one of the funniest people in the world. she is a major movie star with a tv show too.
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you can see her alongside tracy morgan on "the last o.g." tuesday nights on tbs. please welcome tiffany haddish. [cheers and ♪ >> put pmy shoes on, put my shos on. come sit down right here, come sit down right here. put my shoes on. get it in the hole, baby, put it in the hole baby. >> jimmy: this is a very practical lap dance you have going on here. >> hi, y'all!
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[cheers and applause] >> y'all see how i got please then puttin' these shoes ong. let's see if can you go, stick it in there, boy, get tight. >> jimmy: you guys don't have kids, i guess. >> no. >> jimmy: oh, we can see a little of your crack. okay. >> give it all for the bunion, baby. >> jimmy: all right, thank you, gentlemen. i think. [cheers and applause] >> my seat is so comfortable. >> jimmy: i know it is more comfortable. would be more comfortable on the actual seat? >> i don't know. i like this seat. what's your name? okay, john, i'll see you later. >> jimmy: thanks, guys. y'all look great. take that furniture. this is some moving company you hired. >> damn, they smell, good, too. >> jimmy: are you a fan of male strippers?
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>> oh, yeah, that's my thing. >> jimmy: that's your thing? >> yeah, i love to see a man dancing around with no clothes on, that's beautiful. >> dicky: >> jimmy: do you go to strip clubs? >> i'm an avid male dance review person. that's why i go to ballet. i love seeing men dance with barely any clothes on. >> jimmy: where do you go? >> there's a few places. i'm from los angeles, you got the boom boom room, the hollywood review, then in atlanta, i like to go to swingin' riches. at that's my favorite. they butt naked in there. that's beautiful! when i walk in the building then, they know it's me. ooh, tiffany here. bam, bam, bam. all the men come out, and i'm like, yeah! >> jimmy: do you bring a lot of money? >> $25. >> jimmy: $25 total? >> 25 ones.
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>> jimmy: where do you put them? >> well, you know, wherever they got pockets. hopefully in between. this is a family show, right? >> jimmy: not really. >> right between the nuts and the balls. right up in there. there's thing. i crease it like that. >> jimmy: okay, well, that's good. >> i love objectifying men. there ain't nothing like it. >> jimmy: you do. when was the first time were you in las vegas? how old were you when you were here? >> the first time i was in vegas i was probably 6 or 7 years old. >> jimmy: very young. >> i remember going to circus circus. when you put a quarter in the bed it vibrate. i thought it was best ride of all time. >> jimmy: called magic fingers.
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>> huh? >> jimmy: magic fingers. >> it was just, eeeee e! that was nice. my bed now vibrates. i got me one of those beds that the head come up and the legs come up and it vibrates. i think that's from my childhood. >> jimmy: do you really have a bed that vibrates? >> yeah. come on over, no you're married. if you got a wife, i don't want you, i don't want you in my bed if you got a wife. >> jimmy: you just got off a stand-up comedy tour. >> i'm wrapping it up. >> jimmy: it had a rocky start. >> just one, just one. you ain't never, you ever had a bad day at work? >> jimmy: no. >> you never had a bad day at work? >> jimmy: they're all bad days, yeah. >> new year's eve, it was just a bad day at work. see, what happened was, i don't know if you notice was, what happened was i had a bad day at
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work. >> jimmy: yeah. i worked a lot last year, you know. i had 40 days off. and out of those 40 days i only slept in my actual bed 28 of those days. >> jimmy: you had to sleep in plain, non-vibrating beds. >> it's horrible. >> jimmy: it is. >> you can't really create if were your bed don't vibrate. that's when you're a single woman. so i get off set and fly directly to miami, like the day before. well, really the night before. and a lot of my friends were in town, and they're like, tiffany, come on, we got to go out. i said no, i got to sleep. i got a big show tomorrow. come on, tiff, you got a movie that made over $100 million. you need to celebrate. [cheers and applause] and you know how you have that one friend that can make you do things that you don't necessarily -- >> jimmy: he's sitting in the front row here. >> that's your friend?
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>> jimmy: yeah, that's the guy. >> i would like that friend. that friend, i had that friend in town, like come on, tiff, we got to go out. you everybody seen that movie pinocchio? >> jimmy: yes. >> pinocchio's going to school, and there's a little boy who's like, we're going to fun island, come on. and they get to fun island and they turn into jack my friend. >> jimmy: pinocchio. >> it's going to be a lot of sexy guys. let's get outta i drank mosh tre than i ever dr. my kidneys fell out. my uber rate dropped. it was bad.
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>> jimmy: did you fknow the nex day? did you have a sense that things had gone wrong? >> i woke up dead. i was hurting really bad. and they're like, come on u t, , you got to let people know where you're going to be. if you saw it, you know, she was not ready. i couldn't, i didn't know where i was performing at. i couldn't remember the name of the venue. i couldn't open my eyes. the wind was blowing through my partial weave and two tracks were blowing. it was bad. there was drool on the side of my mouth. i had no control of my recognizance, my recognizance. it was bad. i went back to sleep. they woke me up, come on, you got to get to the theater. when i get to the theater, i'm back stage, and it was like they was getting me ready for my funeral. when they was doing my makeup, i
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was like. and they pushed me out onto the stage u let's stage. let's go, go, go, go, and all these cell phone camera rights came out, and i looked out, and i saw the lights, and my soul just left my body. and i was like come back, she was like, no! because i don't know if you know this about miami, but that's where the devil lives. >> jimmy: is that right? >> and he was trying to snatch my soul out my body that day. >> jimmy: he got it for a while. >> he got it for about a hot hour, and i went and got her back, in the name of jesus. i had to get my soul back, and now i don't allow cell phones at any more shows. >> jimmy: that's a good solution. >> we lock'em up. >> jimmy: will you go back to miami? >> yes, actually, i'm going back this summer, and i'm going to be doing a big show. and anyone who has a ticket from new year's eve, from that night,
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they can get in for free. fan th if they show the ticket. and the money we get from that show i'm going to donate to department of children's services. >> jimmy: the devil loses. >> the devil tried to kick my, i turn it around. >> jimmy: more with tiffany haddish - after this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" in vegas are brought to by mountain dew. do the dew. there's nothing more important than the education of a young mind. let's go. let's go. let's go. except maybe being first in line to the grand opening of the world's largest rollercoaster. [ cheering ] the volkswagen atlas. more room means more fun.
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>> jimmy: tiffany haddish is with us. her share is called "the last o.g." is tracy the richest person you know? >> i've done a lot mitzvahs. i had ate octopuses. and i'm requestigoing to get me one. you know my fish tank is crazy. >> jimmy: you've got a couple movies coming out. >> i got a few movies coming out. >> jimmy: two that i know of. and "the kitchen", with melissa mccarthy which is a serious like
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mobster film. >> yeah, that's a drama. >> jimmy: are people serious when you're in a drama? >> people are like, tiffany, i didn't know you could really act. you're acting now. and i'm like, what have i been doing? la, da, da, da, da. yeah, i'm acting like i care what you got to say. he's like, if anybody, well, do you think we can get a selfie? i was like, can't you pay me? >> jimmy: how much do you charge for a selfie? >> usually i don't charge anything but because he insulted my talent. >> jimmy: i see. >> i charged him $50. he paid. he paid, too. now there's some people, they say, look, what i can't stand is backhanded compliments. they get you with a backhanded compliments and that's the people i charge. >> jimmy: do they pay? >> they do. they do.
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>> jimmy: i don't watch you. but i want it, that kind of thing. >> i don't, haven't seen your little movie or anything. when they say little, that's already disrespect. >> jimmy: little is bad. >> i haven't seen your little movie which made what, $100 million something? my you mab ma loved you, can i t a picture because my mama loved you? i'm like $50. >> jimmy: that seems reasonable. >> you just insulted me on my little movie that made over $150 million, and my other movie that made $100 million. you know, whatever. >> jimmy: your success was a very long time coming. >> i'm sorry, i'm bitter. i got issues. i should have took my medication. this is really a conversation i should be having with my therapist. >> jimmy: would you like to ray down? >> where's that couch? bring the couch back, fellas. >> jimmy: there's lots of people who love you. don't listen to those people who
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♪ >> jimmy: and because many people consider me to be both their favorite musician and athlete, mountain dew challenged us to do our own dew too, and just like winter, here it comes. ♪ lllllllll ♪ mimi mimi mimi me >> action! ♪ doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ doo, doo, doo ♪ doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ doo, doo, >> you son of a -- ♪ doo, doo, doo >> i drink and i. ♪ doo, doo, doo ♪ >> what the hell's the matter
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with you? >> what, this? ♪ doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ ♪ ♪ doo ♪ doo >> do i get to keep this? >> oh, because mountain dew. all right. ♪ ♪ doo, doo, doo, doo >> dicky: check out what mountain dew is doing, #for the throne and share your own version of the theme song by tagging @mountain dew. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with music from the killers! you gotta do it. and keep doing it. do it big. bigger.
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>> jimmy: welcome back. we are live tonight from fabulous las vegas where the golden knights are going
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playoffs for the second time in their two year history. my cousin sal was at the game last night, and he was also at a game last week with hidden cameras, a real metal detector, and a fake mustache. >> come on through, that side. go like this. right foot in. right foot in. right foot in. right out. left foot in. >> oh, i'm sorry. >> that's all right. shake it. all around. >> i'm an old guy. i can't do this. >> turn yourself around. turn yourself around. turn yourself >> what? what? >> say it. >> go knights go? >> no. >> go knights go. >> say it. >> that's what it's all about. >> come on, now. >> that was great! >> thank you so much. >> how did you find that one, huh? whoo! >> all right. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with the killers!
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>> jimmy: i want to thank tiffany haddish. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first this is their box set, "the killers career vinyl box." here with a cover of james taylor's "carolina in my mind," the killers! ♪ ♪ in my mind i'm going to carolina can't you see the sunshine can't you just feel the moonshine ♪ ♪ ain't it just like a friend of mine to hit me from behind yes i'm going to carolina in my mind ♪ ♪ karen she's the silver sun you best walk her way and watch it shine watch her watch the morning come ♪ ♪ a silver tear appearing
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now i'm crying ain't i i'm going to carolina in my mind ♪ ♪ there ain't no doubt in no one's mind that loves the finest thing around whisper something soft and kind ♪ ♪ and hey babe the sky's on fire i'm dying ain't i i'm going to carolina in my mind ♪ ♪ in my mind i'm going to carolina can't you see the sunshine can't you just feel the moonshine ♪ ♪ ain't it just like a friend of mine to hit me from behind yes i'm going to carolina in my mind ♪
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♪ dark and silent late last night i think i might have heard the highway calling geese in flight ♪ ♪ and dogs that bite and signs that might be omens say i'm going going i'm gone to carolina in my mind ♪ ♪ now with a holy host of others standing round me still i'm on the dark side of the moon ♪ ♪ and it seems like it goes on like this forever you must forgive me ♪ ♪ if i'm up and gone to carolina in my mind ♪ ♪ in my mind i'm going
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to carolina can't you see the sunshine can't you just feel the moonshine ♪ ♪ ain't it just like a friend of mine to hit me from behind yes i'm going to carolina in my mind ♪ ♪ gone to carolina in my mind and i'm gone to carolina in my mind ♪ ♪ gone to carolina in my mind gone to carolina in my mind ♪ ♪ ♪
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[cheers a [cheers a [cheers and applause] this is "nightline." tonight. rapper murder arrest. the killing of grammy nominated rapper nipsy hustle as fans stand vigil in the face of violence. plus desperation on the borderline. migrants risking everything for better life. with detentions at a breaking point, the president threatening to close the border, and an american community is fearing an economic hit. >> el paso typically sees 1 million cars and 70,000 trucks cross over these bridges into el paso every single month. and diva las vegas. celine dion and now

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