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"jimmy fallon" happening right [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac --
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody! how are you? [ cheers and applause ] i missed you, new york. i missed you guys. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." --yesterday was a holiday. a lot of people had off from work. teachers, postal workers, the patriots. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] speaking of football, i'm not sure what to make of this, the nfl is selling tickets to stand outside the cowboys stadium for the super bowl. [ laughter ] that's got to be awkward for scalpers. it's like -- "hey, you selling tickets?" "yeah." [ light laughter ] "where are the seats?" "here." [ laughter ] some tv news here, you guys, i read that the austrian version of "dancing with the stars" will feature two men dancing together. [ audience ohs ]
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[ scattered applause ] that's right, a gay version of "dancing with the stars." i thought we were watching the gay version of "dancing with the stars." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: you learn something new every day. >> jimmy: new and improved. listen to this, a prison in russia is installing tanning beds to compensate for the lack of light inmates receive. [ laughter ] yeah, the idea from the new russian prison warden snooki. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ rhythmic clapping ] [ imitates russian accent ] "we get together, we have three-way." [ laughter ] ♪ [ rhythmic clapping ] "i want to put my butt in the refrigerator." [ laughter ] ♪ [ rhythmic clapping ] "stay tuned for 'skins.'" [ laughter ] ♪ [ rhythmic clapping ]
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hey, did you hear this? [ scattered cheers ] hey, did you hear this? there's talk that the band o-town may be doing a reunion. oh, man. [ cheers and applause ] i hope they play some of the old stuff. [ laughter ] hey -- ♪ [ rhythmic clapping ] [ imitates russian accent ] "i'm a good person." [ laughter ] did you hear about this? a 60-year-old strip club employee was fired for being too old. [ laughter ] oh, it was bad, you guys. i mean, whenever she came to the stage, she would ask the deejay to play the charleston. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers ] back when she started, the stripper poles were made of wood. [ laughter ] in her time, people used to make it rain with war bonds. [ laughter ] ♪
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the deejay would be like, "shots, shots, shots, shots. seriously, get your polio shot." [ laughter ] [ applause ] "you guys put your hands together for mildred." ♪ [ laughter ] and finally -- i don't know any charleston dances? how does it go? like that? ♪ ♪ ♪ 23 sca-doo ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ let me get to my bloomers ♪ and, finally, a new report found that most students don't learn much in their first two years of college. yeah.
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when students heard that, they were like, "what are you talking about? i built a bong out of a shoe." [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, right there! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, what a great crowd. we've got such a fun show tonight. that's right. the one and only, one of my all-time favorites, front man of aerosmith and new judge on this season of "american idol," steven tyler is here! [ cheers and applause ] rock 'n' roll legend. from "gossip girl," our buddy chace crawford is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] he's a stud. we love him. and we got some great, great new music from two door cinema club, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] gonna be a good show.
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ladies and gentlemen, if i can have your complete silence. it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today. and weight the good with the bad in a segment we call "pros and cons." here we go, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight's topic, "american idol," season ten. >> hit it! [ laughter ] what was his name? dj e-z rock? >> rob base. >> jimmy: rob base. yeah, yeah. anyway -- >> hit it! >> jimmy: there you go. [ light laughter ] here we go. this is the "american idol" season ten. everyone is excited about that. tomorrow is the big premiere. people are freaking out. people are waiting in line here for some reason. [ laughter ] >> steve: you should tell them. >> jimmy: yeah, i should tell them it's not here. but let's take a look at the "pros and cons" of "american idol" season ten. here we go. pro, this promises to be a season filled with many highlights. con, especially in ryan seacrest's hair. [ laughter ] he's looking good.
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pro, for the first time in ten years, viewers were able to submit auditions online using myspace. con, for the first time in ten years, people use myspace. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i like myspace. why not? you sit around the house, tall glass of buttermilk on myspace. >> steve: i do on myspace, listening to charleston music. ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ 23 sca-doo "turn up the radio, maud. i'm going to use myspace." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "now, you put your bloomers on." >> steve: "i forgot my password. wait a second." nod, nod, nod." >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. "ester387." [ laughter ] ♪ >> steve: "maud!" >> jimmy: "oh, my gosh, i'm at earthlink. [ laughter ]
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i got to check out my geocities account." [ laughter ] >> steve: "hold on." ♪ >> jimmy: "let me crank up the computer. [ laughter ] there you go." >> steve: "it needs more fluid. it needs more fluid." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "it's a model t." >> steve: "oh, wait, i need a new cube. [ laughter ] i'm good." >> jimmy: here we go. pro, "idol" is taping right next door to paula abdul's new show "live to dance." con, paula keeps dropping by to see if she can borrow a cup of vicodin. [ laughter ] that's what neighbors do. that's what neighbors are for. ♪ that's what neighbors are for ♪ cheap drugs. [ laughter ] pro, the judges promise to be kinder this year. con, randy jackson will now whisper, "you're going to hollywood, dawg," while caressing the small of a contestant's back. [ laughter ] that's nice of him. he's a sweet dude. >> steve: that's a pro.
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>> jimmy: pro, the age minimum has been lowered to 15. con, the age maximum has been increased to 96. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: we'll be right back after these messages. ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "quiet, maud! i'm sleeping!" two giant headphones? [ laughter ] ♪ "go to rca, dawg."
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pro, j. lo will be a big asset to the show. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] come on. [ rim shot ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ rhythmic clapping ] very good. sorry, everybody. let me just read the pro one more time. [ laughter ] pro, j. lo will be a big asset to the show. con, you know what i was talking about. there you go. [ laughter and applause ] i knew it. i knew you'd know what i was walking about. [ applause ] pro, it's a chance for unknown singers to become widely-recognized stars. con, like last year's winner, what's his face. [ laughter ] "you do not besmirch the name of --" >> steve: "what's that guys name? [ laughter ]
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snap open a slim jim!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not randy "macho man" savage. that's not who won last year. >> steve: are you sure? [ imitates randy savage ] >> jimmy: "let me tell you something, mean jean. yeah." >> steve: are you sure he didn't win? >> jimmy: he was not the winner. >> steve: are you positive though? >> jimmy: i am not positive. [ laughter ] >> steve: room for doubt. >> jimmy: pro, you're going to hollywood! con, you're going back to arkansas! [ laughter ] and, finally -- pro, are you ready to meet america's next pop music superstars? con, hell, no. bring on the crazies! that's all we want to see! that's your "pros and cons," everybody. we'll be right back with "karate pinata." [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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mario kart until she left." [ laughter ] i was not a good dater in college. that's sadly the true story. but i beat the game. [ laughter ] so this is where you guys come in. go on twitter, tweet out something funny or embarrassing that happened during your worst date and be sure to include the hashtag "@worst date." i'll look at all of them and put on some of my favorites on the show tomorrow night. so tune in, you might see your tweet on the show. it will be fun! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you know, sometimes, a game comes along that challenges the way we think, it shatters our preconceived notion of what is real, it reminds us of who we are, where we came from, what we aspire to be. but until then, we're stuck with this next game. it's time for "karate pinata"! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hi-ya!
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>> jimmy: this is "karate pinata." the time-honored sport of kicking pinatas while blindfolded. behold, the fiesta ring. [ gong sounds ] [ applause ] i'm your sensei, jimmy fallon. [ gong sounds ] [ laughter ] now, please welcome our three audience contestants. come on over, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the "karate pinata" dojo. what is your name? where are you from? >> clemente. i'm from atlantic city, new jersey. >> jimmy: oh, good man. atlantic city, all right. clemente, very good. >> i'm chrissie from toronto, canada. >> jimmy: very good. welcome. all right. >> sho nuff, the sho nuff, the shogun of woodbridge. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sho nuff, sho nuff, sho nuff, the shogun of woodbridge, i see. and you're holding a head or something there. awesome. [ laughter ] hey, here is how the game works. to your left, you'll see four
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confetti-filled pinatas. each of which bear a strikingly resemblance to four current celebrities. right there is jesse tyler ferguson, jennifer love hewitt, chad michael murray and jonathan taylor thomas. [ laughter ] now, one at a time, you'll take your place under the fiesta ring. when play starts, the pinatas will slowly spin and you'll have 20 seconds to break as many as you can. whoever breaks the most wins the grand prize. higgins, tell them what it is. >> steve: well, jimmy, tonight's winner will be taking home $300 worth of old el paso taco dinner kits. -- you're next dinner -- midnight snack with bad boys. tacos, check. season mix, check. assorted sauces, check, check. 150 pounds of ground beef, no, that's on you, amigo. jimmy -- >> jimmy: thank you so much, steven p. higgins. what does "p" stand for? >> parsable. >> jimmy: steven parsable higgins. and thank you, dwar. [ gong sounds ] [ laughter ]
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[ gong sounds ] now, a few things before we start. first, you can only break the pinatas using your karate kicks. you cannot use your hands and you cannot your body. also keep in mind, in the event of a tie, the audience will decide the winner based on kicking awesomeness. so it's very important that your kicks are awesome. any questions before we begin? sho nuff? >> no questions. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. contestant number one, you're up. go take your place and put on your blindfold once you get in there. let's get the fiesta ring spinning. [ cheers and applause ] let's get it moving. very, very good. you have 20 seconds on the clock. on your mark, get set, kick! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: time's up. time's up. -- take of your blind fold come back over here. come back over, buddy. well done. nice job. very good. you okay? you had a lot of rage in there. [ laughter ] okay, let's take a look at what you just did in slow motion. ♪ oh, look at that. oh! that was a nice kick there. [ laughter ] oh, yeah, you destroyed that dude. oh, this one came out of nowhere. bang! right up the side. very good job. very, very good. nice kicking form. [ applause ] higgins, how many pinatas did he break? >> steve: two! ♪ >> jimmy: well done. is that right? it looked like three to me. okay. two -- contestant number two, you are up. very, very good. do you have, like, two blindfolds on? what do you got?
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>> no, just the two. >> jimmy: that's a "smurf" hat, yeah. [ laughter ] just keep walking. don't worry about it. ♪ la, la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma ma, ma, ma, ma, ma ♪ ♪ here we go. remember, you cannot use your hands or your body. let's start the fiesta ring. 20 seconds on the clock. ready, set, kick! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ gong sounds ] >> jimmy: very good. come on over. very, very good. come on over. come on and take your blindfold off. don't walk with your blindfold on. come on over here. you do not have a lot of rage. a very peaceful person. [ laughter ] very innocent, very peaceful, almost hugged one with your foot.
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it was very nice. [ laughter ] i don't know if you want to see it, but here's what you did in slow motion. [ laughter ] ♪ yeah, missed right there. that was a good one. the close -- you got it there. >> close. >> jimmy: yeah, you got close there. that one hit you. that one actually hit you. that doesn't count. [ laughter ] very nice, beautiful. very, very good. great technique. higgins, how many pinatas did she break? >> steve: zero. [ sad tuba ] >> jimmy: sorry, sorry. contestant number three, you're up. are you ready? >> it's showtime. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] [ applause ] all right. now, look, something might hit you right now. no, just kidding. [ laughter ] just joshing. just joshing. this is it. all of your training comes down to this sho nuff, shogun. visualize the pinatas breaking in your mind, all right? let's start the fiesta ring moving.
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you got 20 seconds on the clock. ready, set, kick! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's it! he did it! he did it! he did it! stop the fiesta ring. in record time! [ cheers and applause ] sho nuff, take your blindfold off. well done. sho nuff, shogun showed up! very nice. let's take a look at that magic in slow motion, please. ♪ truly a master. oh! [ cheers ] you even punched him after you kicked him. further humiliation of jonathan taylor thomas. oh, my gosh. you're a maniac. you're a maniac, maniac, maniac on the floor and you're dancing like you never have before. higgins, how many pinatas did he break? [ wood block sounds ]
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>> steve: three! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a winner. contestant number three, right there! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. here are your tacos. good luck getting on the subway with those. of course, no one goes empty-handed here. you guys will be taking home these official "late night with jimmy fallon" black belts. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much, dwar. [ gong sounds ] thank you to everyone for playing "karate pinata." stick around. we'll be right back with steven tyler! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] here comes oatmeal at mcdonald's. made with 100% natural whole-grain oats and loaded with real fruit. crisp, fresh red and green apples, sweet cranberries and golden raisins.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our first guest this evening is a rock and roll hall of famer. you know him as the front-man for aerosmith, the best-selling american rock band of all time. alongside jennifer lopez, he's part of the reboot of "american
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idol," which premieres it's tenth season on fox tomorrow night, starting at 8:00 p.m. please welcome a rock and roll legend, steven tyler! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice! >> nice. nice, nice, nice. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. >> i'm going to set up a curtain up like that in my kitchen. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> so when i wake up in the morning, i can come out and you can announce it. >> jimmy: i'll just record one for you, yeah. >> i got to get used to this. i'm not so used to this. >> jimmy: no, i mean, how is the tv schedule? is it driving you nuts? because it's totally different than the rock 'n' roll life. >> way, way, way, way different. >> jimmy: what time do you wake up in the morning? >> how about 6:00 for starters. >> jimmy: no. >> 6:00, 6:30 -- >> jimmy: when was the last time steven tyler has ever woke up at 6:00 in the morning? [ laughter ] that's when you go to bed. >> the usual rock 'n' roll dillio is up at 10:00, at the
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gym by 11:00 or 12:00, have a little lunch, and then you're on a plane, and you fly to the gig. you get there at 4:00, you do the meet and greet and the press release and all of that stuff. and then you're on stage at 9:15, you're off at 11:15, you're on the plane, you get back to the hotel by 2:00 in the morning, if you're lucky. so this is up and 6:00, then 7:30, 8:30, you know, 10:00, i'm on i'm on the set. i got to get up three hours before at least. i got to find my personality. i need that cup of coffee. >> jimmy: you got to have, like, eight cups of coffee to be you. >> at least, at least. >> jimmy: "this sounded pretty good." "that's steven tyler's voice?" [ laughter ] but speaking of how great your voice is, the kennedy center honors -- you just did an unbelievable melody for sir paul mccartney. [ cheers and applause ] did you see that? >> you all saw that, huh? >> jimmy: that was absolutely amazing. >> you know, the kennedy honors -- well, i was honored more. you know, to get a phone call
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and -- "do you want to do the last four songs of 'abbey road'?" "let me think about it. okay." >> jimmy: i mean, that is just unbelievable. what are the -- "she came into the bathroom window" -- >> yeah, and then "golden slumbers." >> jimmy: "golden slumbers." >> and that's where i choked up. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i really choked up. and i leaned back and i went, "yeah!" just blow it out. >> jimmy: just to get it out. >> and then, you know -- i had, you know, 100-piece orchestra behind me. and -- i mean, it was phenomenal. never mind looking up at, you know, the president and mrs. president and oprah and merle haggard and paul mccartney. and, i mean, you know, just -- one of the highlights of my life. you know, i'm such a giant fan. i used to have a jean jacket, a half a mustache when i was in high school and i had the back patch -- the back -- i had a jean jacket whole patch of "permanent vacation" album cover. >> nice, nice, nice. >> jimmy: i was a badass. >> great album, that was our comeback album. >> jimmy: it was phenomenal. >> that was it. that was it right there. >> jimmy: that was just insane. but now, here you are. first of all, you have a book coming out as well. but it's not out yet? >> it's not out yet. >> jimmy: i love the title of this. what is the title? >> "does the noise in my head bother you?" can you relate to that?
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: "does the noise in my head bother you?" yeah. >> how many years did you do "saturday night live"? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know what i'm saying? >> jimmy: exactly. yeah, yeah, completely. you want to get crazy? we'll play crazy. >> and, you know, being in a band for 40 years like this -- >> jimmy: you've got some stories. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: i can't wait. did you read keith richards' book? >> just pieces of it, and then you sent me the dvd and i watched them here. he did sit in this chair, right here, my man. >> jimmy: now you sat in the chair. this is fantastic. i'm happy that you're here. let's talk about this reboot of "american idol." >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm very excited about this. a lot of things are different. the vibe now is more -- you're going for the singers now. there's no, like, instruments you got watch, right? people who can't play or -- >> well, you know, they started out singing by themselves -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then we did hollywood week and they started playing instruments and singing along, then we did beatle week in las vegas at the love theater. >> jimmy: really? >> we used all of their set and a band behind them, so they were in a nice, feathered nest and sound. >> jimmy: so, it's different themes to each show? >> yeah, that's the difference this year. >> jimmy: this is good. and how is randy jackson? how is my dawg?
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>> out of his mind. he's great. he's beautiful. >> jimmy: he's the best. >> you know, i met him for a lunch, you know, three months ago, just trying to decide what was going on with this, while we're listening to see if j. lo was happening. and after five minutes, i just realized that we were born, you know, joined at the hip. >> jimmy: you've got good rapport with him? >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm very excited to see this. >> he's been places that i've been. >> jimmy: yes, we can relate to that. >> and not many have. he survived. >> jimmy: is this true, they put a five-second delay on for you? because you're there? >> [ bleep ] no! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you guys, we'll be right back with more steven tyler! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. welcome back. we are here with the one and only steven tyler. talking about aerosmith and also "american idol," which premiers a brand new season tomorrow night at 8:00 p.m. i just -- i'm just so psyched that you are here. i'm honored to have you here. [ cheers and applause ] really. i'm a huge fan. i remember when i got my back patch and just go around and get my butt kicked in high school. i remember "walk this way" with
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run dmc. i mean, that is something that had never been done. a collaboration with rap and rock. i remember watching the video with run dmc, and then you punched the walls with the mic stand and i go, "this is the most insanely awesome thing." i cranked it up. [ cheers and applause ] i want my mtv. >> blame it on rick rubin, man. he -- >> jimmy: is that right? >> he loved aerosmith and he had those guys, you know, and the beastie boys and all that. >> jimmy: yeah, rick rubin is awesome. >> they were scratching to that obviously. >> jimmy: jam master jay? >> yeah, yeah. they asked joe and i to come in, joe brought his guitar, thank god. [ singing guitar rift ] >> jimmy: can you give us a -- can you give a taste now? [ cheers and applause ] >> i don't know, man. i've done it so many times. >> jimmy: come on. >> how about maybe if i don't sing it and i play the drums? >> jimmy: how about if you do both? please? >> all right. >> jimmy: steven tyler! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the covers till i talked to your daddy, he say ♪ ♪ he said you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin then you're sure to ♪ ♪ be a-changin' your ways i met a cheerleader was a real young bleeder oh, the times i ♪ ♪ could reminisce 'cause the best things of lovin' with her sister and her cousin ♪ ♪ only started with a little kiss like this ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school and your feet flyin up in the air ♪ ♪ singin' hey diddle diddle with your kitty in
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the middle of the swing ♪ ♪ like you didn't care so i took a big chance at the high school dance with a missy who ♪ ♪ was ready to play wasn't me she was foolin' 'cause she knew what ♪ ♪ she was doin' when she told me to walk this way ♪ ♪ she told me to walk this way talk this way walk this way ♪ ♪ talk this way she told me to walk this way talk this way ♪ ♪ walk this way talk this way just gimme a kiss ♪ ♪ >> yeah. >> turn it up. ♪ ♪ schoolgirl sweetie with a classy kinda sassy little skirt's climbin' way up the knee ♪ ♪ there was three young ladies in the school gym locker when i noticed they ♪ ♪ was lookin' at me i was a high school loser never made it with a lady till the boys told ♪ ♪ me somethin' i missed then my next door neighbor with a daughter had a favor so i gave her just ♪ ♪ a little kiss like this ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was fun. welcome back, everybody. our next guest stars as nate archibald on the hit show, "gossip girl." which is back with all new episodes, next monday, january 24th at 9:00 p.m. on the cw. please welcome back to the show, our pal, chace crawford. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my man. how are you, buddy? >> i'm doing well. how are you doing, jimmy? >> jimmy: everything's good. thanks for coming back to the show. >> yes. >> jimmy: did you just fly in today or last night? >> i flew in two nights ago, actually. >> jimmy: from los angeles? >> from los angeles, yes. and i thought i'd bring the beautiful weather back with me. it's nice -- >> jimmy: thank you so much. >> what are you talking about? >> jimmy: that's so nice of you. >> you're welcome.
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>> jimmy: did you go to any of the golden globe parties? i was out there. >> yeah -- >> jimmy: you didn't call me. [ laughter ] >> i didn't -- i was nervous, actually. i didn't know how to text -- >> jimmy: thanks a lot. >> i went to a couple, yeah, i was out there for work, mainly. but went to one on -- the cw party, friday night, the soho house. it was very nice. >> jimmy: yeah, it was a big party. >> yeah it was, it was. >> jimmy: all the big stars were there. i read about that. >> they were. [ light laughter ] and the one i was most excited -- >> jimmy: wasn't invited to that one. [ laughter ] they kept me out of that one. >> tried to get you in. i don't know, were where you? >> i went to the party in the basement. [ laughter ] it was us and just an "xbox kinect." [ laughter ] it was fun, had a good time. >> you're on the jacuzzi level with the -- it was nice. >> jimmy: by myself, yeah. the thrown off cast members from "jersey shore," just all together. [ laughter ] "yes i met angelina, she's great." [ laughter ] >> the situation was there. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i love that dude. >> he's great. >> jimmy: he is phenomenal, do you hang out with the situation or any of those guys? >> never, never. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you said that almost too fast. >> never, never. i would like to, but never, never. >> jimmy: no, no, no. i sat -- you know who i sat next to at the globes was leighton meester.
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>> oh okay, that's right. >> jimmy: you're co-star, she's super cute. love her. >> she is, she's beautiful. >> jimmy: in "country strong," she was great. who else do you have -- blake was in "the town." amazing. >> she was in "the town," yes. >> jimmy: penn was in "easy a." >> good movie. >> >> jimmy: yep. and you did twelve -- you hung out with 50 cent. >> i did, yeah. my boy. >> jimmy: then you did a movie with jane fonda. >> yes, that's right. that's right, i did. >> jimmy: a legend. >> she is a legend. she's fantastic. she's wonderful. >> jimmy: that's so cool, do you feel like -- >> force of nature. >> jimmy: do you feel -- she is a force of nature. she looked great at the globes too. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you feel like, you miss them when you see them on the screen? you're like, hey, that's my buddy? >> what are you guys doing? >> jimmy: you're leaving the team man. >> i feel like we grew up together. i feel like we went to elementary school, and high school, and college. back to high school, then graduate school. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just kind of floating around -- we're all good friends and everything but like, you know, it's tough, jimmy -- when i'm starting to go after the same roles as like blake and layton and i'm like, "oh, you know i'm gonna play this cool boston street tough hooker in "the town" and i got this audition." and next thing i know there's a
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knife in my back and blake's playing it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you should start going after more male roles. [ laughter ] >> i should. >> jimmy: i mean that's -- >> i couldn't play the beauty pageant country singer in "country strong." >> jimmy: you probably could. >> it's hard to like them as people when they do something like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: unbelievable. their soul -- soul crushers. >> it's tough. i love them. >> jimmy: i know, you're buddies. i was going to ask if you ever get star struck -- because there is a funny story about you meeting a basketball player. that's pretty awesome. >> i do get star struck occasionally but for me it's athletes, for the most part. i was in oklahoma city with my family over the holidays. hey, i like that. [ laughter ] and so i happened -- i was at the mall happening to be on christmas eve, you know, getting ahead of the christmas shopping before everyone got in there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: on christmas eve you were ahead of the game.
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>> a couple of hours before. >> jimmy: that's true. >> so i'm in the apple store with both of my uncles -- uncle jay and he's like, "hey, look who it is." i turn around, it's kevin durant. he plays for oklahoma city thunder. i had just gotten my ball cap situated and everything in there. and i'm like, "i don't know what to do, i just went through this whole 14-year- old girl process," probably similar to what they go through -- i don't know. i'm like, "i need a picture. i really need a picture." and so -- uncle jay goes over there and he's like, "hey, i got my" -- >> jimmy: you had uncle jay go over there? >> uncle jay go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what a wimp. i can't believe you didn't get that hooker role in "the town." you could have done that. you should have got that. >> i should have got that role. so he goes over there -- >> jimmy: you send poor uncle jay over. >> i sent poor uncle jay over, and he's of course like, "my nephew, he is on this little show called 'gossip girl,' he likes you a lot, can he get a picture?" and he's like, "oh, yeah, yeah, i know 'gossip girl.'" [ laughter ] so i come over and i snap the photo with him. it was a great photo. >> jimmy: are you 2'9"? [ laughter ] >> my feet are cut off.
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i'm 6 foot -- look at my face though, i'm so excited. >> jimmy: you're so happy. >> i'm like, "hey, i like basketball players." >> jimmy: that's awesome dude. it's cool you still get excited about that stuff. we love having you here. congrats on "gossip girl's" new season. [ cheers and applause ] come back whenever you want. "gossip girl" is back with all new episodes, next monday 9:00 p.m. on the cw. chace crawford, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] two door cinema club, performs next. come on back, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, our next guest are a great irish band. they're here tonight to perform their new single, "what you know" from their new album "tourist history," please welcome two door cinema club. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ and i can tell just what you want you don't want to be alone you don't want to be alone ♪
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♪ and i can't say it's what you know but you've known it the whole time ♪ ♪ yeah, you've known it the whole time ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ in a few weeks i will get time to realize it's right before my eyes ♪ ♪ and i can take it
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if it's what i want to do ♪ ♪ i am leaving this is starting to feel like it's right before my eyes ♪ ♪ and i can taste it it's my sweet beginning ♪ ♪ and i can tell just what you want you don't want to be alone you don't want to be alone ♪ ♪ and i can't say it's what you know but you've known it the whole time ♪ ♪ yeah, you've known it the whole time ♪ ♪ maybe next year i'll have no time to think about the questions to address ♪ ♪ am i the one to try to stop the fire ♪
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♪ i wouldn't test you i'm not the best you could have attained ♪ ♪ why try anything i will get there just remember i know ♪ ♪ and i can tell just what you want you don't want to be alone you don't want to be alone ♪ ♪ and i can't say it's what you know but you've known it the whole time ♪ ♪ yeah, you've known it the whole time ♪ ♪ ♪


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