tv Late Night With Jimmy Fallon NBC March 15, 2012 12:35am-1:35am PDT
>> jimmy: hey, everybody. i am here in indianapolis at the hilbert circle theatre! [ cheers and applause ] we're going to be here for the rest of the week, all the way up to the super bowl. it's our first time out on the road, i can't wait to get started. welcome to indianapolis! >> from the hilbert circle theatre in indianapolis, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew.
and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! wow! gorgeous. thank you very much. thank you very, very much. i appreciate it. how are you doing, buddy? you look fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] you look fantastic. thank you, guys. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." i'm so excited. thank you, again, indianapolis,
for having us here. [ cheers and applause ] that feels good. you know, i've been here in indianapolis since saturday. but all the attention has been on the football players. so basically it's like i'm back in high school. and -- [ laughter ] it's been great hanging in indianapolis. i promised myself that i wouldn't pander to our indianapolis crowd with a bunch of local references. and i made that promise while hanging at larry bird's house drinking a root beer from mug 'n' buns, to wash down my shrimp cocktail from st. elmo's steakhouse. [ cheers and applause ] that's some good cooking. yummy. hey guys, here's some celebrity news. the kardashians are releasing their own line of jeans. [ boos ] let me finish. they've got styles called the kourtney, the khloe, and the kim, or as they're usually known, small, medium, and damn! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
this is interesting. a new report found that facebook has created more than 450,000 jobs. unfortunately, photos posted on facebook have ended 550,000 jobs. [ laughter ] so don't tag me anymore, brother. [ cheers and applause ] listen to this, you guys. a restaurant in canada is selling the world's most expensive hotdog, made with lobster and truffle oil for $100. why would i buy a hotdog, one hotdog for $100 when i can go to lucas oil stadium and get two hotdogs for $100? [ cheers and applause ] that's a much better -- much better deal -- double the dogs! [ applause ] i just heard about this. a woman in illinois is auctioning off a 2005 chrysler that once belonged to president obama. you can tell it was obama's car, because it gets out to a fast
start, and then stalls for the next three years. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's rather interesting, rather interesting. and finally, this is insane. a school district in new york is giving teachers free plastic surgery. yeah, that's a great example for students, starting a semester with "a's" and ending it with "d's." [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show. give it up for the roots! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. we are so lucky, you guys. that is the indianapolis symphony orchestra playing with the roots up there! [ cheers and applause ]
this has been their home. and they've been nice enough to let us take it over this week. thank you so much, you guys. we promise we'll try to leave it like we found it. of course tonight, we have our very special guest announcer. he's an nfl network analyst, he's a hall of fame football player, one of the best quarterbacks of all time, "neon" deion sanders! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here tonight. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. you know how to rock the live crowd. >> you know what -- >> jimmy: yeah, they love you, they love you. >> -- i've played baseball and football, world series and super bowls, but this is primetime, man. >> jimmy: this is -- that's right. this is primetime. >> this is primetime. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for being here. we have an amazing show tonight. one of the funniest human beings
on this planet. you know him from "saturday night live" and from the hit show "30 rock," tracy morgan is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] he -- he was the biggest story in the nfl this year. tim tebow is in the house! [ cheers and applause ] they're all tebowing right now. we've got some great music from the all-american rejects, you guys! they're going to rock out the place. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be a fun show. speaking of fun, it's time for one of our favorite bits on the show. we're going to find out what happens when we take the head of one celebrity and we put it on the body of another celebrity. it'sfoim tr headwa s. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ talking about a head swap talking bout a head swap first you take a head then you put it on another body ♪ ♪ like if brad pitt's head was on lady gaga's body that's a head swap ♪
♪ first you get two pictures of some famous people then you scan the photos into your computer and you ♪ ♪ try to e-mail them but you can't cause you're in a new office in indianapolis ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and you totally forgot the wi-fi password so you walk to the graphics department and ask the graphics guy ♪ ♪ if he knows the password he smiles and hugs you wa ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ the graphics guy says you won't believe this i think i can score us two superbowl tickets ♪ ♪ you say how'd you get the money they're three grand a piece he's like don't worry i've got my methods ♪ ♪ let's just get in my car and go pick them up so you say let's do it, then after that we'll take a ♪ ♪ celebrity's head and put it on another body it's the super bowl of comedy bits and it's called head swaps ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ so you get in the car and look in the back and there's a guy tied up ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ with a bag on his head so you take off the bag and it's bob costas ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ oh my god what the hell have you done we're going to kidnap bob costas for ransom
money sell his ass back to ♪ ♪ nbc sports then use the cash to get super bowl tickets on e-bay you tell him that's a ♪ ♪ really dumb idea let's call off the plan and just do the comedy bit and bob's like you two are going down ♪ ♪ for this i'm bob costas i'll have you killed then the graphics guys says did i say you could talk ♪ ♪ and he backhands bob with a vicious bitch slap ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ all of a sudden you see a cop car so the graphics guy puts a bag on bob's head it's the feds they'll never ♪ ♪ take me alive and he slams on the gas and now it's a car chase like something out of the movie ♪ ♪ fast and furious i thought vin diesel was great in fast five spoiler alert i haven't seen it yet ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ graphics guys says i think we lost that cop he pulls off the road into a parking garage ♪ ♪ but it's not a parking garage it's the indy 500 raceway ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ then marco andretti pulls up beside you hey little girl you lost or something ♪ ♪ he then challenges you to
a drag race bob costas yells suck our tailpipe ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ and just like that the race is on and the graphics guy is doing 200 miles per hour and now you're ♪ ♪ freaking out cause if you crash you can't do head swap ♪ ♪ so you round some turns and see the checkered flag and you cross the finish line before andretti ♪ ♪ then you get out of the car to celebrate and bob says i've never felt so alive and marco's like you guys are ♪ ♪ okay in my book but the cop from before is there to give you a speeding ticket i clocked you doing 275 ♪ ♪ you jerkhole 275 you jerkhole that's the wi-fi password ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ now i can send you the head swap photos did you say head swap i love that bit i'll tell you what forget ♪ ♪ about that ticket ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and that's when everyone jumped for joy except bob costas cause he ran away and escaped ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ but not before turning around to give everyone the middle finger well this was fun but i think it's time ♪ ♪ that we go back to our office in indianapolis and put celebrities heads on other celebrities bodies ♪ ♪ it's called head swap
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ head swap ♪ head swap super bowl head swap ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our thanks to bob costas, marco andretti, the indianapolis police department, and everyone over at the indianapolis motor speedway. [ cheers and applause ] that was so fun. we beat -- we beat andretti in a chevy malibu. [ laughter ] pretty awesome. hey, you guys, since we're here for the super bowl, we wanted to do something really big. so, i had this fun idea, and we teamed up with subway. my idea was called "subs across america." and, we asked you guys to record yourself in front of some landmark in your area catching the subway footlong sub from your right side and then passing it to your left side. and then, we're going to put all the videos together to make it look like we passed a sub across america. [ laughter ]
yeah. [ laughter ] i'm a genius, right? yeah, yeah. we've got tons of awesome submissions from all 50 states. and, the whole country was united for their love of subs. [ laughter ] i've got to say, i teared up a little bit watching these videos. it brought a tear to me eye. [ laughter ] it's kind of amazing that we pulled this off. these are real videos. so, look at you guys, you all submitted these videos. look for mount rushmore, look for the grand canyon, look for the "jersey shore" house, it's all in there, you guys. [ cheers ] here it is, the world premiere of "subs across america." check it out. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ take some bread take a meat create the sandwich you want to eat ♪ ♪ and that bread will smell so sweet smell so sweet ♪ ♪ and all those veggies
really make my heart beat and you put it all together you got your mayo ♪ ♪ and mustard don't get flustered do you want cheese yes please ♪ ♪ do you want ham yes mam and when you hold that sub you got freedom in your hands ♪ ♪ subs across america subs across the usa you can never go wrong when you got a footlong ♪ ♪ subs across america pickles and onions pickles and onions stars and stripes ♪ ♪ stars and stripes american cheese love that cheese and american pride ♪
♪ american pride on the pass of people so many people oh pass the sub ♪ ♪ the variety of subs sharing with each other so much sharing the taste of love ♪ ♪ oh taste of love and you catch a sub from your right side ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and you pass it along to your left side catch it from a friend or lover ♪ ♪ pass it to your sister or your brother and make sure you're in front of some kind of landmark ♪ ♪ subs across america 12 inches of goodness subs across the usa you know i've got to eat fresh ♪ ♪ and while you chew we'll catch the red white and blue subs across america ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ subs across america [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "subs across america!" we did it! thank you! thank you, subway! thank you, america! thank you to everyone who participated and sent in those videos. this is one of the coolest things we've ever done! we'll be right back with more "late night," everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: all righty, welcome back. before we move on, i want to tell you about something really cool that we came up with for the super bowl. if you look under your seats, you're gonna find some "late night with jimmy fallon" three-minute warning rowdy rags. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. so, here's the deal. it's something we just made up. what we want you do is if you're at the super bowl on sunday and you see that it's three minutes left in either half, take out your rowdy rag and wave them over your head like crazy. all right, this will signal -- this will signal two things. one, that there's three minutes left in the half. and two, that there's one minute before the two-minute warning. [ laughter ] a lot of math involved, but it's good information.
if you want to go to the bathroom, if you want to get up and grab a beer, you'll beat the lines because the two-minute warning is about to happen. a minute away from when you swing these rags, so -- [ laughter ] let's practice it, everybody. we're gonna put three minutes and five seconds on the clock. [ light laughter ] when it gets to three minutes, get ready to wave your rowdy rags. here we go. five, four, three, two, one -- yeah! oh! [ cheers and applause ] yeah! that's it! we're on the same page! we all know that there's three minutes left in the half! and a minute to the two-minute warning! well done, everybody.
you know, i always say -- thank you, guys. i always say our show's so lucky to have the greatest band in late night, the roots over here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys. every single night, hitting home runs. but it isn't always fun and games on this show. from time to time, we put the roots to the test. we pick people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot. [ cheers and applause ] it's time for "freestylin' with the roots: super bowl edition"! ♪ time to freestyle with the roots ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: roots, symphony, you guys ready to do this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: perfect. all right, let's pick someone. raise your hand if you want the roots to write a song about you. [ cheers and applause ] who came up first? this guy, here. how you doing, buddy? take your time coming over.
[ light laughter ] no problem. the good thing your sunglasses won't fall off. >> exactly, right? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, it's great. it's great. do you think it will get me a rise tonight or something? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: sit down. >> i'm going in the sun later. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> that was terrible. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. i don't know -- at least i didn't get it, anyway. it's fine. what is your name, buddy? >> i'm zane. >> jimmy: zane? >> z-a-n-e. sorry. >> jimmy: how else would you spell zane? >> z-a-i-n. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: that's true. zane. okay, zane, where are you from? >> carmel, indiana. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: carmel, indiana. and since the super bowl is on sunday, which team are you going to be rooting for? >> the giants. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the new york giants. eli manning. very, very nice. zane, it's spelled z-a-n-e, by
the way, everybody, if you want to spell zane. [ laughter ] we have zane here. he's from carmel, indiana. and this sunday, he's gonna be rooting for the new york giants and eli manning. [ cheers and applause ] now, for each of these songs, we're going to have the great symphony up there -- the world famous indianapolis symphony orchestra. [ cheers and applause ] playing with the roots. so for this one -- for this one, can you guys do it in the style of opera? >> questlove: i knew it. hang on. [ light laughter ] blake? >> yeah? >> questlove: do you know, "habanera" by "carmen"? >> yeah, i think we know that one. yeah. >> questlove: do you do it in d? >> let's do it in d. ♪ >> ♪ his name his zane and he's in row five he came from carmel that's a real short drive ♪ ♪ on super bowl sunday he claims his team
will leave new england feeling boston creamed ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing, pal? >> good. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> jennifer. >> jimmy: jennifer. you're not gonna spell it for me, are you? [ laughter ] jennifer, where are you watching the super bowl? >> from here. indianapolis. you'll be right here? you'll be at someone's house or -- >> i don't know. >> jimmy: you'll be at the game? >> maybe at one of the bars here. >> jimmy: okay, very good. you'll be at one of the bars. you want to name any bar? >> scotty's brewhouse. >> jimmy: all right, very good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: scotty's brewhouse. scotty's brewhouse. okay. what's your favorite thing to eat at a super bowl party? >> probably some salsa and dip. >> jimmy: say, what? >> salsa. >> jimmy: okay, salsa. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i thought you said "some salsa." i was like, is that -- some salsa and some dip. salsa and dip. like to dip it up. [ light laughter ]
roots, we have our pal, here, jennifer, okay? she's going to watch the super bowl from indianapolis. she's going to be over at scotty's brewhouse. which i know the roots are gonna be there. not on super bowl sunday but they'll be there. and she loves -- at super bowl parties, she loves to have salsa or dip. [ laughter ] one or the other. either one. either one'll do, salsa or dip. and, yeah. so, for this one, since we have this great symphony, can we do it like a classic rock -- like a led zeppeliny type of vibe? [ cheers and applause ] >> questlove: wait, wait -- we do like the -- >> jimmy: the -- [ hums "kashmir" ] >> questlove: like the puffy, led zeppelin mash-up thing? >> jimmy: like a puffy -- >> questlove: all right, d? all right, wait, do it in d minor. d minor. >> okay, here we go. >> d minor. ♪ ♪ bad boy >> take that, take that, take that. ♪ ♪ yo you gotta love it it's now or nothin' ♪ ♪ it's me and jennifer cold-cuttin' it
we mic-holdin' we like haulin' ♪ ♪ at scotty's brewhouse we're super bowlin' ♪ ♪ it's heavy hustin' with teddy ruxpin it's salsa-eatin' not bran muffins ♪ ♪ so bam, bust it my man crushed it they can't touch it you gotta -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> take that, take that. >> jimmy: oh! jennifer, thank you so much. appreciate it. who else we got? [ cheers and applause ] how you doin' pal? how's it goin', buddy? >> pretty good. >> jimmy: very, very good. what is your name? >> andrew. >> jimmy: very good. andrew -- andrew, what is your -- who is your favorite football player? >> peyton manning. >> jimmy: peyton manning? [ cheers and applause ] all right, andrew, if you could -- if you could have a day of hanging out with peyton manning doing anything, what would you guys do? where would you go? what would you do? >> oh. [ light laughter ] >> audience member: drink beer! >> audience member: braid your hair! >> i would take him to my fraternity, alpha -- lambda chi
alpha. [ cheers and applause ] and just have fun catching his footballs. if i could even catch it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. now, let me get this straight. so -- here's the deal. [ laughter ] i'm not gonna make you think of a different answer. that was it, right there. well, you guys, we've got our pal andrew and your favorite football player is peyton manning. and if he had his dream to do anything with the man at all -- [ light laughter ] he wants to take him back to his frat house and throw a football to each other. [ laughter ] catch footballs. pretty rad, i mean, that's it. yeah, he's -- callin' him out like that. all right, so this one -- i like to always test you guys. maybe, can we do it in like, the style of -- like a country music? [ light laughter ] >> questlove: you got a -- a fiddle? >> jimmy: like country jam? you can do --
>> hey -- hey dean, you're up. >> questlove: d minor. one, two, three. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ my friend his name is andrew and he spells it with two as ♪ as far as nfl players go he said peyton manning was his fave ♪ ♪ and he also likes the music of the roots and he said no doubt ♪ ♪ he'd like to meet peyton manning and play catch football and take him out we're singing ♪ ♪ frathouse frathouse ♪ ♪ frathouse frathouse ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was fantastic! thanks to these guys! thanks to the indianapolis symphony orchestra and, of course, the roots! we'll be right back with tracy morgan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, you guys! everybody, 30 years ago tonight, "late night with david letterman" began. that's right, tonight. [ cheers and applause ] 30 years ago. and he was born right here in indianapolis, and then came to new york and started "late night." and we're so proud that we get to continue that tradition. so thank you, dave, for giving us jobs. and everyone here in indy sends you congratulations -- to you and paul. congrats, guys. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest this evening is a great comedian and one of the stars of the emmy award winning "30 rock" which airs thursday nights at 8:00 p.m. right here on nbc. please welcome to "late night," one of the funniest dudes around, tracy morgan!
♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy! >> jimmy: oh! >> jimbo, what you doing, man? >> jimmy: tracy morgan! >> you're in indianapolis, man. [ cheers and applause ] this is crazy. this is crazy, man. >> jimmy: this is crazy. >> you got -- i see you even got the orchestra. where they at? >> jimmy: they're up there behind the -- >> you got an orchestra -- cash. let me hold some. [ laughter ] i know you got it, i know you holdin'. >> jimmy: no, come on. now you -- >> they move you out here to indianapolis, are you staying out here? >> jimmy: yeah.
>> so, can i have your room? >> jimmy: yeah, you want my room? >> can i have your room over at nbc? >> jimmy: yeah. you know, if you want to go back to new york. >> i already know where you going to be. you're staying in indianapolis. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you've been out here before. you perform here? >> they look good out here. look. >> jimmy: they do look good, right? >> wow, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] looking good. sexy. a bunch of sexy people out there, man. >> jimmy: yeah, the good looking people, right? >> got some sexy people out there. >> jimmy: sexy people. i know, sexy people. i like -- it's really nice -- you have really nice jeans on. >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: look at that from the back. turn around. look at that. [ cheers and applause ] it looks like a little horseshoe. >> yeah. i call these my michael jackson jeans. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, michael jackson. >> yeah, michael jackson jeans. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] have you -- [ cheers and applause ] have you performed -- have you performed in indianapolis before? maybe i'm just crazy. >> i think so. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i think i did the improv. [ laughter ] i think i did it. me and quest was on tour back in the late '70s.
>> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i came through here with bing crosby. me, quest and bing crosby. >> jimmy: bing crosby. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i ran into my biological father at the hotel -- [ laughter ] -- ran into him. tony dorsett. >> jimmy: is that right? tony dorsett? >> my aunt said it was drew pearson, cause both of them used to come up around the house. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but it was not -- >> drew pearson before he was on the dallas cowboys, he drove a white van. [ laughter ] he double parked that white van everywhere. it's like -- everybody -- he sold fish out of the back before he played for the cowboys. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: everyone knew that. [ laughter ] >> he had porgies, flounder -- [ laughter ] yeah, my grandfather bought a lot of fish from him. [ laughter ] cause on fridays, we always had fish and spaghetti. >> jimmy: yeah. that's the thing you have. >> he made some hot spaghetti. he put -- he put that tabasco, that hot stuff in there. >> jimmy: fra diavolo. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, the big game's coming up. >> you don't like fish and spaghetti? [ laughter ] you changed that subject quick.
>> jimmy: no, well i -- i do. >> the big game is coming up. >> jimmy: the big game is coming up sunday. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you got tom brady in the house. have you -- you've met tom brady before. >> i grew up with tom brady. [ laughter ] we was both in special ed school together. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you got to drink water, right? that makes you look professional. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] a little dehydrated. >> tom brady used to wear the crash helmet. >> jimmy: is that right? [ laughter ] >> on the little bus, he used to spit on the window. [ laughter ] i put my boy sharkey on him and told him don't let nobody to mess with his head. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> he looked like a little bit of justin beaver. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: it is bieber. it's bieber. >> it's beiber? >> jimmy: yeah, it's not beaver. >> oh. >> jimmy: i don't know who justin beaver is. [ laughter ] beaver? [ laughter ] >> oh, cause you have -- remember we did that sketch, and
horatio would go "vagina?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and we used to say "bagina." [ laughter ] remember "bagina?" >> jimmy: yeah, i do. hey, i never thanked you for doing that -- i hosted the show, and you did me a favor. and you came back and did me a solid, my man. >> i love you. you know, i saw where you put the bat signal up in the air. commissioner gordon, i'll be there, me and robin, we fighting crime right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: before you go, do you have any predictions for the super bowl? patriots or giants? [ cheers ] >> oh, come on. that -- that -- i am a giant -- i'm giants, baby. [ cheers and applause ] all day. all day. >> jimmy: our thanks to the great tracy morgan. tim tebow joins us after the break! stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh, we call it the bundler. let's say you need home and auto insurance. you give us your information once, online...
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest led the denver broncos to the playoffs this year, becoming one of the most popular athletes in the world along the way. [ cheers and applause ] and possibly his greatest victory, the internet phenomenon, "tebowing." totally replaced planking. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome number 15, tim tebow! ♪ god give me a reason
i'm down on bended knee oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please, have a seat. >> thank you. >> jimmy: tim tebow, congratulations. >> thank you. i mean, only 24, good gosh, you're really good. you are very talented. [ cheers and applause ] you're really talented, man. i mean -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: what do you -- what do think of the whole "tebowing" thing? i know it -- it's praying but i mean -- it's a phenomenon that's -- it's just -- >> well -- >> jimmy: caught fire. >> you know, i'm not sure but i got to believe that i'm probably not the first athlete to get on a knee and pray. [ cheers and applause ] just throwing that out there. >> jimmy: yeah.
>> but also, you know, on the other hand, you know, the greatest form of flattery is, you know, imitating somebody. so, you know, that's pretty cool that, you know, people will do that and, you know, i think -- one of the coolest things was the whole "tebowing" thing was -- you know, i know there's a lot of jokes and everything but one of the coolest parts was there was a boy who actually twittered me and was saying, you know, "i'm tebowing while chemoing!" and his name was joey norris. and so, we kept in contact and, you know, i was able to fly him out to a game. and he was going through all this trouble and so, you know, it's a lot of cool things that happen. but that was one of the coolest -- to be able to spend time with that kid. >> jimmy: "tebowing while chemoing." [ cheers and applause ] i mean, it's phenomenal. what you do is -- what you're doing is so -- it's just so exciting to watch and i gotta thank you for just making the whole season so exciting to watch because i knew you, of course. but then, with the -- with the tebowing thing and then all these fourth-quarter comebacks
that were insane to me. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, can you explain it? i mean -- >> audience member: tim tebow! >> as a team, i think we all believed that, you know, no matter where we're at, no matter what's happening, no matter how many times we got knocked down, we're going to keep getting up. and you never know what's going to happen. and i'm very proud of my teammates, and proud i was able to be part of this team that showed so much character, no matter how the game was going. that's something that was pretty cool. >> jimmy: it was really good. it was like -- [ cheers and applause ] i remember we -- we were following you, of course, in our show, as the whole country. and we -- we created a character, what if david bowie met tim tebow. >> um hm. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we had a character called "tebowie." and that's tebowie and -- pretty interesting outfit. it's pretty unbelievable. you could borrow -- you could borrow that outfit if you'd like to. >> it's a pretty good one. >> jimmy: but i appreciate you being a good sport about this whole thing. >> absolutely.
>> jimmy: 'cause i was like -- 'cause i -- i did it in all due respect. >> the only thing that was kind of messed up about it was -- i mean, you were a little bit off-tune and a little pitchy. you know? and -- [ laughter ] i mean -- i mean, wouldn't y'all agree with that? a little bit? the roots agree. my man knows. >> jimmy: i got to work -- i got to work on it. but i -- i -- i -- i -- >> but the rest was great. >> jimmy: as i was -- as i was -- thank you. i was -- i gotta work on the singing. i -- i was watching the game against -- it was right before the patriots game, i think. and they had this -- just showing a little thing about you. about what you do for charity and all your charitable work. and i've got to say. i don't who you are, if you're a fan or not a fan, you have to be moved by watching what you do for these people. >> ah, thank you. >> jimmy: and these kids. it's amazing what you do. [ cheers and applause ] it's infectious. and i really respect you for that. i mean -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: you -- what do you -- do you plan to do more stuff?
of course, with the make-a-wish foundation? >> absolutely. and this off-season's actually very big for us and my foundation -- the tim tebow foundation and -- we're actually in the -- the middle of building a hospital in the philippines and we're very about that. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: you're only 24 so you're gonna do that for along time, buddy. hey, would you do me a favor? would you sign this jersey? it's a tebow jersey. i just wondered -- if you could sign it for me, i'd appreciate it. >> audience member: i'll take one! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, actually, i was -- i was going to actually have you throw it out there but i don't -- [ cheers and applause ] but i don't want you hurting your arm. >> i'm still trying to work on my motion. >> jimmy: okay, yeah, i don't want you to hurt your arm, so -- we actually have a t-shirt gun. [ cheers and applause ]
want to do it? >> oh, of course. [ cheers and applause ] [ gun fires ] ♪ [ laughter ] dude, that that was rad. that was rad, man. tim tebow, everybody, right there! [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with the all-american rejects! come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm home. [ keys clatter ] oh. where were you?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests will release their fourth album, "kids in the street" on march 26th. tonight they're here to debut a brand new single, "beekeeper's daughter." please welcome the all-american rejects! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ la da da da da i've been known a thousand ways choked a hundred hearts ♪ ♪ in half as many days oh no, i think so and i get so lost inside this city ♪ ♪ you ugly girls all look so pretty, it's true what am i supposed to do ♪ ♪ but i still got you to wait -- ahh look out your window what do you see ♪ ♪ you don't see me ♪ you're a pretty
little flower i'm a busy little bee ♪ ♪ honey, that's all you need to see i can take you for an hour ♪ ♪ but then i'm gonna leave honey i know you'll wait for me la da da da da ♪ ♪ you're all alone but you understand that we're too young to start making plans ♪ ♪ of green monogamy's not a part of me and i know my line and it's just a sin ♪ ♪ but i swear to you i'm gonna do it again i'm not making any friends ♪ ♪ just wanted you to wait ahh there out your window what do you see ♪ ♪ you don't see me ♪ 'cause you're a pretty little flower but i'm a busy little bee ♪
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