tv Late Night With Jimmy Fallon NBC November 28, 2012 12:35am-1:35am PST
♪ i'll go i'll go i'll go i takes me away i'll go i'll go i'll go i ♪ ♪ takes me away i'll go i'll go i'll go i i'll go i'll go i'll go i ♪ ♪ takes me away i'll go i'll go i'll go i takes me away ♪ ♪ i'll go i'll go i'll go i takes me away i'll go i'll go i'll go i ♪ ♪ i'll go i'll go i'll go i [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: milo greene! nice job, guys. thank you, thank you very much! [ applause ] thanks guys. nice job. i want to thank my guests. julie bowen, rocket city rednecks, and milo greene. "jimmy fallon" happening right now, jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ gentlemen, thank you both so much. [ cheers and applause ]
>> what a debate. >> yeah, you know, i cannot believe that that was the last one. [ laughter ] >> i got to hand it to you. you were on your game tonight. >> well, you weren't so bad yourself. >> really? >> uh, no, actually you were pretty bad. i basically opened up a can of presidential whoop-ass on you. >> yeah, you were on fire tonight. that whole "horses and bayonets" thing, genius! >> yeah, that was pretty sweet. hey, check out -- check out twitter. i got "horses and bayonets" to be a trending topic. >> hell, yeah. yeah, you did. right below bad girls club reunion and #youknowheaskankif. >> say, you know, what is the difference between a skank and a scrub? >> well, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me. [ laughter ]
hanging out of the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holler at me. >> i don't want no scrubs. >> cheers to that. >> cheers to that. you know, i can't believe that halloween is only a week away. >> i know, i love halloween. can't wait to dress up as someone that is completely different from who i actually am. >> you should go as mitt romney from the debate. >> ha-ha-ha. you got me. you got me. but, what are you going to be for halloween? >> well, probably a slutty honey boo boo. [ laughter ] hey, by the way, what's up with that face you always make when i'm talking during the debate? i mean, that weird smile thing? >> you mean this? [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah, yeah. stop -- stop doing that because it's creeping me out. >> what's creeping you out? this? [ laughter ] >> dude, okay. dude, stop, man. stop, you're freaking me out. you're freaking me out. >> all right, all right. >> okay.
>> say, barack, can i be honest with you for a second? >> i dunno -- can you? [ audience oohs ] >> i don't think i can. [ laughter ] hey, not to change the subject, but you know what i don't like about halloween? >> fun-size candy? >> yes, exactly. it's like it's so small, what's fun about that? [ stammering ] >> i know. i'm really -- no, really, i'm with you on this. if you made me a butter finger -- okay, that was the size of a canoe, now that is fun. >> that's what i'm saying. and then, if you eat the top of the butter finger and just hollow it out a little, you could actually make it into a working canoe. and then, you could you use two giant twizzlers as oars and paddle down the chocolate milk river all the way to taffy town, laffy taffy town. >> ha-ha-ha-ha! mitt, i have to say, that idea is simply nutrageous. >> ha-ha-ha. >> oh. it's going to be weird never seeing you again. >> yeah. i know.
i gotta say, this campaign has been rough. and i can't believe that in two weeks, it'll all be over. >> you mean your presidency? [ light laughter ] i zinged ya. >> you zinged me. >> i zinged ya. >> you zinged me. >> i zinged you. >> i got zung. i tell you what, you know, mitt, it's been real, it's been fun. but it has not been real fun. >> ha-ha-ha. i guess this is good-bye? >> yep. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i'm just gonna go. [ cheers and applause ] [ "we are never ever getting back together" plays ] ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. that's what i'm talking about. that's the love right there. that's new york city crowd. thank you. welcome. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon."
here's what people are talking about. >> we love you! >> jimmy: aw, i love you as well. 'cause last night was the third and final presidential debate. [ scattered cheers ] yeah. so now, if you want to see people yelling at each other on tv, your only options are "the real world," "the real housewives of new york," "the real housewives of new jersey," "jersey shore," "mob wives," "basketball wives" and the judges table on "american idol." but that's it. then on one -- you can't find people yelling at each other on -- [ scattered applause ] but, last night's debate, it was held in boca raton, florida, and romney actually has a three-point lead among florida voters. of course, there's still one major obstacle, making sure those voters are still alive for the election. [ laughter ] it's very tricky. [ cheers and applause ] it's very tricky to do that. and this wasn't good. during the debate last night, moderator bob schieffer mistakenly referred to osama bin laden as obama bin laden. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] everyone at cbs news was really
embarrassed, while fox news was like, "we'll take him. that guy's great." [ laughter ] this is interesting. a new report found that boys in the united states are starting to hit puberty two years earlier than doctors previously thought. i can believe it. i mean, did you see obama talking to mitt romney's grandsons last night? look at this video. >> that was great, barry. wow. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: interesting. [ laughter ] i heard -- puberty's happening early. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: here's some international news. just two days after election day in the u.s., china will inaugurate xi jinping, its first new president in ten years. the new president said the job would be really hard. that's what xi jinping said. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hey, listen to this, you guys, mcdonald's is releasing videos that show how their food is made. [ scattered cheers ] you guys probably aren't interested. it involves horses and bayonets. [ laughter and oohs ]
you got to stay topical. >> steve: you got to stay topical, like in the debate. >> jimmy: i just read about a man in florida who is facing 35 years in prison for smuggling dinosaur fossils into the united states. of course, it is going to get even worse when the guy's cell mate's like, "you the one they call the bone smuggler?" [ laughter ] what? i don't know what you're talking about. >> steve: what are you referring to -- oh my! >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> steve: no they -- oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: they did. and finally -- oh, this is a real story. banana boat is recalling 500,000 bottle of sunscreen because several people caught on fire after applying it. [ laughter ] which explains why each bottle is labeled "spf wtf." we have great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have an amazing show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he's one of the biggest movie stars in the world. he's got a cool new movie called "cloud atlas." tom hanks is here tonight. >> steve: oh, come on! [ cheers and applause ] he's fantastic. >> jimmy: can you beat tom hanks? >> steve: you cannot beat tom hanks. >> jimmy: he's the coolest guy. he's funny. he's just the best actor in the world. we love that guy. plus, she is a talented young performer. you know her from "victorious" on nickelodeon. our pal, victoria justice is stopping by the program. [ cheers and applause ] from the new comedy "guys with kids", the beautiful jamie-lynn sigler will be dropping by today. [ cheers and applause ] and that's not all. >> steve: what, more? >> jimmy: we have music from the one and only aimee mann tonight, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] whoo, boy! >> steve: lovely and talented. >> jimmy: and she sounds great. >> steve: she's fantastic. >> jimmy: hey, guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪
[ applause ] >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of the world series. it starts tomorrow night. the detroit tigers versus the san francisco giants. i'm really looking forward to this because everyone knows that unky jimmy like his baseball. [ light laughter ] oh, gosh. let's take a look at the pros and cons of the world series. here we go. pro, if there's a game six, it will be played on halloween night. con, seeing the entire detroit team dress up like slutty tigers. [ laughter ] creative costumes. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: creative. >> steve: fantastic costumes. >> jimmy: yup. pro, the series features baseball's best pitcher, justin verlander. con, your mom thinks that's the name of that model ben stiller played. i love that movie! "verlander!" it's my favorite movie. >> steve: "verlander," love it. >> jimmy: hilarious. pro, president obama went to detroit and yelled, "go tigers!" con, mitt romney went to detroit and yelled, "go bankrupt!" that's not -- [ cheers ]
why would you he that? >> steve: why would you do that? his dad was the head of gm. that's crazy. >> jimmy: pro, seeing your favorite player get to third base. con, or as tim tebow calls that, holding hands. he likes to take it slow. take his time. he's a classy gentleman. >> steve: exactly. >> jimmy: pro, announcer tim mccarver, has a name that can only mean on thing, veteran broadcaster. con, announcer joe buck has a name that could only mean one thing, '70s porn star. hi, i'm joe buck. did you guys order some pizzas? ♪ pro, heading to the tigers stadium to watch one of the games. con, using apple maps to get there and ending up in an actual stadium full of tigers. [ cheers ] >>teve: that's not good. >> jimmy: got to watch out of that. it's tough. >> steve: not good. >> jimmy: it is tricky, you never know -- it's a gamble. >> steve: roll the dice. >> jimmy: pro, sliding your hand into the mitt. [ laughter ] don't beat me -- don't beat me to it, now.
>> steve: no -- >> jimmy: you don't get to say the con. the pro is sliding your hand into the mitt. con, or as romney's proctologist calls it, just another day at the office. there you -- you had it. >> steve: you had to be there. >> jimmy: and finally, pro, baseball fans are calling tomorrow night the start of the most anticipated world series in years. con, yankees fans are calling it "wednesday." >> steve: yeah! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: there you go! that's the "pros and cons." we'll be back with more "late night," everybody. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: our first guest is a giant movie star who has won multiple oscar, emmy and golden globe awards in films that have grossed over $8 billion. his latest, "cloud atlas," is in imax and theaters everywhere on friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, tom hanks! ♪ i don't care what you say anymore this is my life ♪ ♪ go ahead with your own life leave me alone ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the title sequence. of course. >> "the bosom buddies" title sequence right there. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: the one and only tom hanks. welcome to our show. [ cheers and applause ] >> great to be here. thank you. >> jimmy: new york city loves you. thank you for being here. [ applause ] now, people may not have
realized this. but we have worked together before. >> so i had a little thing called "band of brothers" for hbo. i get a phone call -- i get a phone call that says, "you are not going to believe who will do anything available on this "band of brothers" world war ii mini series. you're not going to believe -- he'll fly there. he'll do it. just want to be a part of it." and i said, "who?" and they said, "jimmy fallon." and i said, "i would love to have jimmy's sleepy, dreamy eyes in 'band of brothers'." so you came and you played an historical figure. >> jimmy: yeah. >> a tank commander who is leaving -- >> jimmy: lieutenant george wright. >> that's right. george wright. who leading the battle of the bulge with his tank but giving the paratroopers much-needed supplies and ammunition. you were -- you played a hero my friend. you are a hero. >> jimmy: thank you. i did. i played -- well, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you. >> but, but -- all right, there was a catch. jimmy had to drive a jeep. >> jimmy: yes. >> and here's a question. can jimmy drive a stick shift? [ laughter ] nope. >> jimmy: it's really hard. >> so 3:00 in the morning.
we got 800 people there. there's trucks. it's night time. we have a jeep. hop in the jeep, jimmy. and pull up and we'll start the scene. i -- i -- i -- i -- i can't. [ laughter ] his little sleepy eyes. >> jimmy: i apologize. >> so we had to rig a bunch of guys to push the jeep into the shot. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> which requires, unfortunately, jimmy knowing to put it into neutral, which you did not do. [ laughter ] so there's a bunch of english crewmen now who are still fighting the hernias they got, trying to push your jeep into the shot. >> jimmy: yeah, that was amazing though. thank you. >> it was a great night. >> jimmy: it was a great night. i appreciate that. >> a real pleasure having you here. >> jimmy: well, here you are now. i can't believe this is your first time on this our show? >> i've been waiting for a long time. i came very close to doing your show once before. i did not bail. you didn't even know that i was up for this shot. okay. now i'm going to drop a couple of names here and i just want everybody to deal with it, okay? i'm going to drop a name that's gonna blow the -- blow the head off the back of your head. >> jimmy: really? >> if that's possible to do. >> jimmy: that's possible.
sure. >> i'm going to drop a name. i'm driving to the doctor's office -- got a doctor's appointment and my phone goes off. i get a text. i get a text from bruce springsteen. i got a text. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: all right. wait a second. the boss? he texts you? >> he did. now, i -- he's got -- >> jimmy: do you text each other? >> he's got my number. [ laughter ] and i've got his. i don't know how it happened. actually, i -- he was out looking one day and i punched my number in. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. in his phone. very smart. >> so i got this thing and i come up to a stoplight. and i do what everybody in the world does. i check my text. and this is what the text from bruce springsteen said. it says this, "tommy!" he calls me tommy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good -- that's cool that he calls you tommy. >> "tommy, seeking to blow out a wrecking ball on the 'fallon' show this friday. come join me on the guitar. help out a brother." and i'm thinking, okay, this is -- i can't not believe it. i have actually played hootenanny style guitar with bruce springsteen.
and he is saying to me, "tommy, come help me blow that wrecking ball on the 'fallon' show." [ cheers and applause ] so i'm -- i said this is genius. he is doing the show. it's jimmy fallon. he needs a little -- he needs a little cutter, needs a little comedic beat. wants to take the spin off the seriousness of the song. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> so cut to me playing in the back and i'm going through my head right now, "wrecking ball." i can "play wrecking ball." i know the chords to "wrecking ball." it goes -- ♪ wreck wreck wreck wrecking ball ball ♪ ♪ and then he goes to a "b" minor -- ♪ wreck wreck wreck wrecking ball wreck wreck wreck wrecking ball ♪ ♪ wreck wreck wrecking ball ♪ i know the song! i can play "wrecking ball." boom. ball. >> jimmy: this is going in your head. and you're thinking of this. >> i am over the moon. a dream has come true beyond dreams. bruce has asked me to be on tv with him to perform with the band in his seminal song. a chart-busting, tour-starting behemoth of a song equal to anything he's ever done.
and i'm going to play guitar with bruce springsteen on the "jimmy fallon" show? my life -- "my life is good at last," is what i thought. [ laughter ] and i think i'll bring the rickenbacker in case he wants an electric guitar. i'll bring the barnett in case he wants. i got an ovation i can play if he wants it. >> jimmy: of course. >> i'll bust out this old gibson i got in the basement. >> jimmy: yeah, you know you got to bring that one. >> whatever he wants, i'm there. g, d, b minor, a, i've got it. >> jimmy: you've got all the chords. >> i got them all set. and then i'm on the freeway and i remember friday, i will be on the -- friday. it's this friday. i got the kids back-to-school day this friday. [ laughter ] i am not going to be able to be on the "jimmy fallon" show with bruce springsteen playing in the band. so, i get to my doctor's office, and i pick up the phone. [ laughter ] and i text bruce springsteen back. and i say, "bruce, i'm so
honored that you would have the confidence in me to come out and help you blow out "wrecking ball" on national tv -- is an honor beyond compare. i cannot believe i'm not able to do it. i hate to let you down. no one wants to let down bruce springsteen but i feel like i'm doing it. but i have to tell you the charge you have given my life has been so tremendous -- thank you, thank you, thank you for the opportunity. i can't do it, but if you ever need me and my martin, my six string, to back you up again, i'm there for you, my brother. so sorry. so sorry i can't help you this time. tom -- y." [ laughter ] and if anybody's seen me in the hospital waiting room, i was sitting there like this. >> jimmy: yeah, 'cause this is -- >> this is a missed opportunity. >> text comes right in, "tommy, that text was meant for tommy morello of rage against the machine." [ laughter ] [ sad tuba ] [ laughter ]
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> and i'm like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you're practicing d, d, g, b, d at a stoplight in los angeles. thank goodness. ♪ bring on the wrecking ball ♪ [ jimmy singing off key ] >> so close, jimmy, so close. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that is hilarious. and tom morello did come and he did rock it out. >> he did come and he blew it out, didn't he? [ laughter ] perhaps a little better than would have been able to. >> jimmy: no, no. that is fantastic. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: well, thank you for even considering and thinking about coming on the show. >> and since then, it has been really hard to come on your show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we have to talk about your film, "cloud atlas." it's in imax and in theaters this weekend. i recommend imax because it's just a huge movie. spectacle beyond belief. it's a very tricky plot. >> yes and no. it's about -- everybody says, "oh, there's six stories in one. how can i keep track?" it's one story about six people who are going to change the world by doing the right thing. that's what it's about.
and i'm one of them in one story. halle berry is one. jim sturgess. jim broadbent. and it's got a huge bunch of other people. >> jimmy: and just so many -- the makeup alone is just amazing. >> oh, yeah, yeah. we all played -- we all play the multiple parts. i played the six. i think you got five of them right here. >> jimmy: yeah. we couldn't get the rights to one of them. [ light laughter ] >> now, i don't exactly -- here's the deal. i don't exactly disappear into the makeup. i mean, that's me. >> jimmy: no, i like this guy. he is like a -- fat bastard. [ laughter ] >> no, no, no, no, no. [ scottish accent ] >> jimmy: this is great. this is great. this is "cloud atlas." hanks. feed me. >> that's the -- you got -- wait a minute. who you got? >> jimmy: we were going to this guy. >> okay, there is the scottish guy. >> jimmy: oh, that's just great. [ scottish accent ] >> i'm not running a charity. >> jimmy: that's right. [ talking over each other ] hotel manager. >> this is dr. goose who is a bad, bad guy. bad guy. bad guy. good guy. and you notice that -- i asked for this in the makeup test. could i have bushy blonde robert redford hair?
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. and you got it. >> this is a man whose life changes because he meets halle berry for the first time. this is a very bad guy. >> jimmy: no, i love this guy. that's my favorite. [ cheers ] this guy kills it. that guy is unbelievably -- >> he kind of looks like that guy in that old horror movie, "leprechaun." you know the "leprechaun" movie. >> jimmy: this is that character in grand theft auto. [ laughter ] >> and this is the older version of a gentleman i play as well. >> jimmy: look at the makeup on that. that's you. that's tom hanks. >> see, the thing is -- it wasn't important for us to like disappear and not be recognizable. but we were sitting on the mantle of other parts. >> jimmy: you want to see it is you and it is tom hanks. >> well, there's no disguising these ears and this squeaky voice. >> jimmy: no, you -- let's show a clip. i want to show a clip of "cloud atlas." this gentleman right here, someone gave him a bad review. >> he wrote a book and he got a bad review. >> jimmy: and the reviewer is in the room. >> that's right. we've all had this happen. >> jimmy: here is tom hanks in "cloud atlas." take a look at this. >> ladies and gentlemen! we have an additional award
tonight for fellow book lovers. an award for most imminent critic, mr. -- beg pardon, sir felix finch. [ cheers ] >> and what might my prize be, i wonder? a signed copy of an unpulsed knuckle sandwich? can't be many of those left. [ laughter ] >> well, just what is that level of pencil you call an imagination have in mind to end this scene, hmm? >> i think you're gonna love this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. bang! you're to love this one, buddy. whoop! you guys have to go see
♪ [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: you know our next guest from her hit nickelodeon show "victorious" as well as her successful music career. and starting this friday, you can see her on the big screen in a new halloween movie called "fun size." please welcome back to the show victoria justice! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> that was amazing. >> jimmy: the roots are amazing. you cannot beat the roots. everyone knows that. they're the greatest. give it up. [ cheers and applause ] >> that was incredible. >> jimmy: thank for coming back to see us. we loved have having you here. >> thanks for having me again. >> jimmy: final season of "victorious." >> yes, final season. it's done!
>> jimmy: it's done now. but you kind of grew up on nickelodeon and now it's just time to move on? >> i did, i started on nickelodeon when i was 12 years old. so i spent my entire teenage years there. >> jimmy: on "zoey 101?" >> on "zoey 101, playing -- >> jimmy: were you 12? >> i was 12, yeah. do you remember that show? that was a fun show. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love that show. yeah, of course. and then, "victorious" -- you got your own show? >> and then i got my own show, which is amazing. >> jimmy: yeah, well, you got to do -- from that show, you got to do music. >> i did get to do music. >> jimmy: you got to go on tour. and now you're working on another album, a solo album? >> i'm working on a solo album, yeah. >> jimmy: this is major. >> it's really exciting. i've been writing my own music since i was 16 for this album and, like, over 40 songs been produced. and after my movie comes out, i'm going to get back in the studio and really focus on that again. and release a single and an album next year. and tour again. so i have big plans for that. i'm super excited. >> jimmy: busy, busy, busy, busy times. yeah. so you are. you're starring in your first movie. it's called "fun size." >> yeah. >> jimmy: halloween movie. i love the idea. this is great. and the guy -- who is behind this now? >> josh schwartz. he created -- he's our -- it's his feature film directorial debut. he created "gossip girl" and "chuck" and "the oc." he's amazing. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah.
the guy knows what he's talking about. >> yeah, he's super great. and yeah, it's a really fun movie. chelsea handler plays my mom in the film. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> yeah, not the best mother. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. she's really fun, yeah. >> and johnny knoxville is in the movie. >> jimmy: chelsea handler and johnny knoxville on the same set? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, that's trouble. that's trouble. i don't know if that's -- [ scattered cheers ] >> that's trouble. that's everybody's reaction. but it didn't get too crazy. they were good. >> jimmy: they were good? okay. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, you're being very nice about it. well -- i know you went to the mall of america to promote this thing. >> i did. >> jimmy: which is in minneapolis. >> it's in minneapolis. [ cheers ] yeah. >> jimmy: there you go. minnesota people out there. >> look at that. hey, guys. >> jimmy: it's a giant mall and you went on a roller coaster in a mall? >> they have a theme park inside the mall. it's just crazy. >> jimmy: i've never heard of this. >> yeah, we went on this roller coaster, and it has a few drops. and you go on twists and turns and everything inside -- but then, it's weird because you're, like, upside down. you're like, "oh, look! there's the food court!" >> jimmy: you're excited. then you're nervous. and then, you see -- then you see orange julius. >> exactly. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so you're on the rollercoaster.
you instagramed a picture of this. >> i did. >> jimmy: there's you. but then look right here. >> that's carly rae jepsen. >> jimmy: what is she doing in the mall of america? [ cheers ] is that real? is that just like a mannequin of carly rae that goes around the roller coaster? >> yes. i carry around a wax figure of carly rae. >> jimmy: that's so smart. yeah. she was just there? >> no, she actually has a song called "this kiss." it's her new single. that's going to be played. her music video is featured in "fun size." so, that's super cool. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> it's a really fun song. yeah, i liked it a lot. >> jimmy: she's great. we are big fans of carly rae here at the show. >> yeah, she's awesome. >> jimmy: i want to show a clip of the movie "fun size." here is victoria justice and chelsea handler. "fun size" in theaters this friday. check it out. >> okay, wren, what do you think? >> i think people might misinterpret what you mean by trick or treat. that's what you're taking albert out in? >> oh, no. i forgot to tell you? you're going to watch albert tonight. i am going to a party with keevin. >> a party? with keevin? >> why are you saying his name like that? >> it's not even a name, mom. you're either kevin or you're steven. keevin does not exist. >> keevin does exist. and he is kind and employed.
>> no, mom, i did not agree to this. please. don't do this to me. >> honey, if you watch albert tonight, i'll sign the application for nyu tomorrow. and then this time next year, you're going to be trick or treating the west village. i love you. thank you. you're welcome. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love you. thank you. you're welcome. >> you're welcome! >> jimmy: we love her. she's funny. our thanks to victoria justice. "fun size" is in theaters this friday. jamie-lynn sigler joins us next. come on back everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ so anyway, i've been to a lot of places. you know, i've helped alot of people save a lot of money. but today...( sfx: loud noise of metal object hitting the ground) things have been a little strange. (sfx: sound of piano smashing) roadrunner: meep meep. meep meep? (sfx: loud thud sound) awhat strange place.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is one of my favorites. she is a talented actress who stars in the new nbc comedy "guys with kids," which airs wednesdays, tomorrow, at 8:30 p.m. ladies and gentlemen please welcome, the lovely, the beautiful jamie-lynn sigler! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jamie-lynn, we love you, you are so much fun always. >> i love you. i'm so happy to be here. >> jimmy: please, you're the greatest. you did this cool thing this past weekend. >> i had the best weekend of my life. >> jimmy: tell me about this
'cause i've never heard anybody doing this. >> i'm obsessed with the show "big brother." >> jimmy: me, too. >> me and 12 of my friends, one of them being zach cregger, who plays my husband on "guys with kids" -- >> jimmy: yeah, he's great. >> got together at our friend's -- i'm name dropping all over the place -- lance bass' house. >> jimmy: there you go. [ cheers ] come on, we love lance bass. >> we played "big brother." and i had talked about it. >> jimmy: i never heard of this. >> my favorite "big brother" player ever, dan gheesling, heard that i was talking about it, tweeted at me. i got his number. he flew out and he played with us, with his wife, kelsey. >> jimmy: what is going on? >> and it was awesome. >> jimmy: wait. so, what happened? who won? what happened? >> so it was three days. so i won the first hoh, which was amazing. >> jimmy: yeah, because head of household -- you're allowed to do it. >> head of household first. >> jimmy: no one can throw you out. >> but i was sort of bummed 'cause i got kicked out third and zach had something to do with it. he formed an alliance with my boyfriend. >> jimmy: what?! >> and got me out of the house and got me out of the house because i lost the pov -- i'm sorry if this is -- sounds like -- >> jimmy: no, we know. yeah, yeah, yeah. people know.
we know "big brother," yeah. >> for my pov competition, i was trying to get points but it's a punishment competition and i was taking the punishments like crazy. and i had to be on a collar with a leash. i couldn't go anywhere in the house without being led. [ laughter ] i had to be silent. i couldn't speak. and any time anybody rang a bell, i had to jump in the pool. so, zack would walk by the pool table, ring the bell -- i had to jump in the pool. >> jimmy: and just keep making you jump in the pool. >> so that's the way i went out. but it was amazing. >> jimmy: well, i love that -- that's how much fun -- you always have to do fun, weird stuff like that. i'm totally game. next time i'm in l.a., we gotta do this love >> come play. >> jimmy: 'cause i love "big brother." i watch it all the time. >> it's so good. >> jimmy: now, i thought "guys with kids" -- it was the first time that you were ever on nbc. >> right. >> jimmy: but boy, was i wrong. you've been on nbc before. >> twice before. >> jimmy: yeah, can you tell the story because this is really funny. [ light laughter ] >> so, everyone loves the macy's thanksgiving day parade, right? >> jimmy: i love it. me and the roots -- we're gonna be there this year. >> wow. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's really fun. it's long. >> it's long. it's like a three-hour ride down.
>> jimmy: you only see the -- you know, the hour on television. >> so, you gotta show up at like 6:00 in the morning. i was super excited. great -- the lady's going and telling everybody what float they're gonna be on. >> jimmy: but why are you on the float? >> i was in "beauty and the beast" at the time, on broadway. so i was promoting it. so, they get down and i'm sort of like the last person. and she's like, "oh, jamie, you're on the -- the -- the doodlebug." and i'm like, "oh, doodlebug -- never heard -- i don't remember that one. that sounds awesome. okay." so i walk out and there's somebody -- they drive you in a golf cart. and they said, like, "all right. get on. i'll take you. what float are you on?" i'm like, "oh, the doodlebug." he's like -- [ light laughter ] and i felt like it -- i felt like it was like -- >> jimmy: this is not a good face to make. >> -- pee wee's big adventure, where they're like, "there's no basement in the alamo." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "there's no doodlebug float." yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> so i jumped in the doodlebug and the doodlebug is like this rainbow, long bug -- doodlebug, worm and there's no place for anybody to be. i had to straddle the head of the doodlebug with a metal pole and the guy was like, "yeah, if i'm going to fast or you're uncomfortable, just kick the head and i'll stop." [ light laughter ]
i was so scared and i connected my phone under my -- it was freezing -- crying to my brother the entire time. and i was i like, "tell me when nbc cuts to me and i'll stop crying." [ laughter ] do you see how scared i am?" what the hell is that? that is not safe. that is not safe. >> jimmy: for three hours, you rode the doodlebug head. my gosh. you are such a good sport. so fun. gosh, we love you and gosh, you're a joy to work with too. we love you on "guys with kids." i have a clip on the show that's gonna be on tomorrow. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's the halloween episode. >> big halloween episode. >> jimmy: here is jamie-lynn sigler in tomorrow's episode of "guys with kids." take a look. >> daddy you what's happening? >> i'll do it. sweetie, i'm sorry to say it but i think we lost. and we have to take down the haunted hallway. >> it's the bad news parent would say. violet, we are keeping our haunted hallway. >> no, you're not. >> we are too keeping it.
>> i am not scared of you. you know why? you want to know why? you want to know why? i will tell you why. you want to know why? [ laughter ] because next election, i'm running against you. >> i'm running against you, too. [ light laughter ] >> and i am going to win. >> we'll see. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was jaime-lynn sigler. we love you. come back whenever you're the greatest. check out "guys with kids" wednesdays at 8:30 on nbc. aimee mann performs a song after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] zeebox is the free app that makes tv even better. if your tv were a hot dog, zeebox would be fancy, french mustard. just like adding mustard to a hotdog makes you go "woah!," zeebox spices up your favorite shows. download zeebox free and say "woah" when you watch tv.
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest just released her eighth album, "charmer." she's here tonight to perform the latest single from it, "labrador." please welcome back to the show, aimee mann! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ daisy, you shouldn't do the things you do but you're just ♪ ♪ so incapable of changing you lie so well i could never even tell what were facts ♪ ♪ in your artful rearranging but i came back for more and you laughed in my face ♪ ♪ and you rubbed it in cause i'm a labrador
and i run when the gun ♪ ♪ drops the dove again when we first met i was glad to be your pet like a lab ♪ ♪ i once had that we called maisie but fetching sticks was the best i had ♪ ♪ for tricks you got bored you got mad then you got crazy ♪ ♪ but i came back for more and you laughed in my face and you rubbed it in ♪ ♪ cause i'm a labrador and i run when the gun drops the dove again ♪ ♪ daisy, daisy give me your answer daisy, daisy
do remember ♪ ♪ good old maisie how she waited at the stairs for you ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ daisy, dear i could almost shed a tear but let's shine ♪ ♪ in the time we have remaining you're a tough old gal but a dog is just a pal ♪ ♪ and believe me my dear i'm not complaining ♪ ♪ cause i came back for more cause i knew even you