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yeah ♪ ♪ oh yeah ooh ohh oh yeah, now why'd i do that ♪ ♪ i said why'd i do that oh why'd i do that hey, why'd i do that hey, why'd i do ♪ ♪ oh why'd i oh why'd i do that oh why'd i do that why'd i do that ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: nice job, guys! nice job, gentlemen. thank you, guys. nice work! i want to thank my guests -- mark wahlberg, kathryn hahn, salaam remi and akon. jimmy fallon happening right now! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you very much.
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that's what i'm talking about right there. hot crowd. hot crowd right there. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." everybody, please make yourselves comfortable. stay warm. stay warm because we are in a polar vortex. [ light laughter ] we are in the polar vortex. that is what they are calling this thing. it is all over the news. huge cold front. i think the average temperature they are saying is 21 degrees in the united states, average. it is so cold. doctors are telling people to avoid drinking alcohol if they go outside. [ light laughter ] because it could lead to frost bite. and then parents who have been stuck inside with kids for three days are like, it's worth the risk. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i got ten fingers. i can drink with this hand. let's see what is going on in washington today? president obama invited unemployed americans to the white house for a discussion on income inequality. if there is one way to show sympathy for the unemployed is
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to invite them to a giant white mansion that you live in for free. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] it's like, "why did you invite me here again? you want me to hit you?" actually, i heard that michelle obama is staying at oprah's house in hawaii this week. that's right see is staying at ohrah's house. oprah told her housekeeper to make sure michelle has clean linens at all times and then steadman said, "yeah, yeah, i heard you the first time. [ laughter ] [ applause ] get off my back." just kidding, oprah. come on. last night was the premier of "the bachelor" on abc. do you guys watch that? [ cheers and applause ] i love "the bachelor." big fan of the show. juan pablo looking for love. well, our favorite contestant we pointed out last night. our favorite contestant is this woman, kat hurd. very pretty. cat turd. [ laughter ] >> steve: cat turd. >> jimmy: kat hurd.
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>> steve: cat turd. >> jimmy: basically her name is cat turd, really. which is why i was surprised to hear what juan pablo said after meeting her last night. >> so nice to meet you. >> mmm. she smells good. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: must be the fresh step. of course kat hurd is only one of 27 women, all trying to get some face time with juan pablo and it can get pretty emotional. a lot of drama last night. if you missed it don't worry. cause here to reenact the scenes from the premiere are mark and tariq from the roots. guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks, jimmy. tonight i'll be playing ashley. 25-year-old grade school teacher from dallas, texas looking for love. >> and i'll be playing lauren h. a 25-year-old mineral coordinator from edmond, oklahoma, also looking for love.
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>> jimmy: fantastic. guys, whenever you're ready. ♪ >> this is terrible. i feel like he's breaking me. [ light laughter ] >> but you only have one night, and one night only, to impress juan. [ laughter ] >> this is so much harder than i thought it would be. [ laughter ] when the relationship ended suddenly, i was engaged to be married and he just left me. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very nice. very emotional. [ cheers and applause ] mark and tariq, everybody. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, guys. all right, come on. [ laughter ] taking three bows, yeah.
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>> steve: another round of applause now. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: here is some local news you guys. yesterday new york city's new mayor bill de blasio. do you know this guy at all? do we know this guy? i don't know who he is. is he good? i don't know, yeah. i don't know. the big thing that he's doing so far, he wants to get rid of horse-drawn carriages in central park. that is the issue he wants to tackle first. new yorkers are pretty worked up about this. so we hit the streets to ask people their thoughts. but here's the deal. the only catch was they had to say it in their highest pitched voice. [ laughter ] check it out. >> what do you think of mayor de blasio's idea to get rid of horse-drawn carriages in new york? >> i think it's a bad idea. they add a little country flavor to the city. >> as long as he gets rid of the horse crap, i'm happy. [ laughter ] >> i think those poor horses should not be pulling people around. that we should be pulling those
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horses around. >> i love the horses. if it isn't broke, don't fix it. [ applause ] >> steve: if it ain't broke, don't fix it. >> jimmy: don't fix it. i love that new york city is so awesome, that people just do that. yeah, yeah, that just makes sense to me. is this my highest pitch voice? yeah that's cool. this is the craziest story. i love this guy. dennis rodman back until the news. unbelievable. he is back from north korea and he's facing a lot of criticism over a new interview where he said that north korea is, quote, not that bad. even kim jung un is like, "yeah it kind of is. what hotel are you staying in, buddy? [ applause ] i'm in base tower number five and it sucks." this is kind of fun. yesterday's episode of jeopardy featured a category of famous rap songs and alex trebek actually rapped some of the lyrics for the contestants. take a look at this. >> don't push me because i'm close to the edge. i'm trying not to lose my head. i made a change from a common
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thief to up close and personal with robin leach. you go oh, and ah when i jump in my car. never let me slip because if i slip then i'm slipping. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i love alex trebek's rap. >> steve: oh, love them. >> jimmy: i have all of his albums. his first album is the best. it goes "wheel of fortune is my bitch." that was the name of the first alex trebek rap album. a lot of hits. a lot of hits on that one. there was "daily double dooby smoker." that was a good one. then there was "straight out of quebec." and then "i'll take weed for a thousand." that was a great one. [ cheers and applause ] that was a great one. his new one, i don't know, a little more artsy. this one is called "treb-eezas." [ laughter ] pat sajak on a motorcycle. he lost me on that one. he lost me a little bit.
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a different direction on that one. >> steve: trabeezas. >> jimmy: trabeezas, yeah, yeah. he's on tour now. >> steve: yeah, he's on tour now. but now he's trabesas. >> jimmy: oh, this is not good. bad news for my man justin beiber. his new documentary "believe" has only made about $3,000,000 so far. not nearly as good as his last movie, "never say never." it is hard to say where bieber's audience went, but i can tell him one direction he might want to look in. [ cheers and applause ] we got a great show you guys. give it up for the roots right there. ♪ >> jimmy: oh, sounding good boys. they're the best. i have some exciting news, pretty fun. it is not out yet but i think it comes out tomorrow or wednesday.
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but any ways, a couple of girls are on the cover of vanity fair this month. [ cheers and applause ] i would have never thought in my whole lifetime i would ever be on the cover of vanity fair. i remember when i was a kid, i would just look at the magazine because it is expensive. and i would go, "it is an investment to buy this magazine. i don't know if i'm ready for this. i'll just read it in the store." you know and just look at it. >> steve: it's not a library. >> jimmy: yeah, but it's just crazyness. annie leibovitz took the photos. that's amazing. annie leibovitz is like, a legend. she's the best. i want to take a photo of her taking a photo of me. [ laughter ] that's how it starts. and it is super fun. and let me see if i can get the article in here somewhere. i know i'm in here somewhere. god, these models. poor models, by the way. allesandra ambrosio and doutzen kroes are the girls. and it was like end of the november at like 7:00 in the morning we're standing in the
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east river under the brooklyn bridge and they are in bathing suits. and i felt so bad for them. but they are so pretty. [ laughter ] i didn't feel that bad. but here is a picture inside. here's is me and the roots jamming out. [ cheers and applause ] look at this photo. the only one looking at the camera is james. look. [ laughter ] everyone else -- everyone else is looking somewhere else. no one is looking -- the models aren't looking. everyone else knows how to play the game. look at james, looks right down the barrel. >> steve: he plays for the win. [ laughter ] he plays for the win. >> jimmy: unbelievable. unbelievable. david kamp wrote the article and it's just really, really cool. where is that photo? i missed that. this is a cool photo right here. this is me holding a skull like hamlet, but look at the chin on the skull. [ laughter ] get it?
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do you get it? that is pretty good, right? jay is going to like that one, yeah, yeah. and that's actually "the tonight show" studio we're building next door. that is a first look at it. but it is just a bunch of wires and pipes. we're so excited. [ cheers and applause ] i'm just honored and thankful. thank you to everyone at "vanity fair." it was super cool. what a good day. [ cheers and applause ] can't believe it. we have a great show tonight. he is the busiest man in show business. he is unbelievable this guy. from "american idol," ryan seacrest is here. [ cheers and applause ] he is just great. and he invested in this new thing that we'll talk about on the show. it goes on your iphone and it turns it into like a blackberry. it's a keyboard that -- you'll see it when he comes out. and also i'm going to challenge him to a game of rock, paper, scissors, pie. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] serious game now. also she's got a new series on b.e.t. that'll premiere tonight called "being mary jane." we love it when she stops by.
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gabrielle union will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and we have great music from john newman, everybody. oh, good times. [ cheers and applause ] he has the number one song in the u.k. right now. guys, it is time to look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it is time for "pros and cons." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: we'll be taking a look at these pros and cons of making a new years resolution. everyone is setting goals for themselves in 2014. some will keep them and some won't. so the pros and cons of making a new year's resolution. here we go. pro, making them january 1st. con, breaking them january 2nd. that's good, yeah. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we all do it. pro, telling friends you will lose ten pounds. con, hearing them respond, that's it? [ laughter ] [ applause ] sure you don't want to go for 15, 20? pro, deciding to give more to charity.
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con, and destiny and cinnamon and fantasy and all of the other strippers at stores. [ laughter ] charity is my favorite. pro, going to the gym at least four times a week. con, better than to let you out of your gym membership. [ laughter ] they're like, come on. i was hung over when i signed that. >> steve: i haven't been here once. >> jimmy: pro, telling your friends you are taking a break from social media. con, by announcing it on facebook, twitter, vine and instagram. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: gotta let em know. >> jimmy: i will not be -- >> steve: i'm off of it. >> jimmy: here is a selfie of me not doing it. >> steve: i'm not typing anything. >> jimmy: pro, switching from regular cigarettes to e-cigarettes. con, they'll still kill you, but the mystery of how is half of the fun. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know how. >> steve: i don't know. >> jimmy: i don't know, man. get like a blue light -- [ light laughter ] >> steve: i'm growing another leg. >> jimmy: pro, vowing to get back into that size 2 dress.
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con, without your wife catching you. yeah, it's very tricky. [ laughter ] it's very tricky. >> steve: that is hard to do. >> jimmy: and finally, pro, this is the year you're definitely going to stop drinking. con, unless it is a special occasion like a wedding or birthday party bar mitzvah, graduation, memorial day, my dog's birthday, a snow day, a week day, a weekend or right now. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with more late night, everybody. it's fun. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ than chocolate,
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, guys, welcome back. higgins, i haven't told you this. i noticed that people and animals can be an the exact same setting and thinking two totally different things. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: what kind of things? let's find out in a segment we call "animal thoughts." ♪ that was a new edition there. >> steve: 2014, man. >> jimmy: that was good, man. i liked it. can i hear that again? that was really good. ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's like spike jonze. it's like spike jonze man. >> steve: right in the viewers face. >> jimmy: so guys, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret. i'm basically a mind reader. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: we already did that bit. i can tell what people and animals are thinking just by looking at the way they interact with each other. for example, take a look at this. here we see a man is holding his cat while looking at his laptop. that's cute. >> steve: aww. >> jimmy: and you can tell just by looking at the man that he is thinking, "you're my best friend." and the cat is thinking something very different. the cat is thinking, "according to facebook, i'm your only friend." [ laughter ] see, two very different thoughts. here's another example. here is a woman driving with her little dog in her lap. looks like they're on a road trip. and the woman is thinking, "there is no telling where there future will take us." and the dog is thinking, "probably into the guard rail up ahead." [ laughter ] you gotta keep your eyes on the road at all times. >> steve: dog safety. >> jimmy: yes. next right here. look this is a woman sitting down at a picnic table with a monkey. very common scenario. [ laughter ]
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she's thinking, "hey there, little guy, you're cute." and the monkey is thinking, "this is the last time i use" [ laughter ] he got catfished. >> steve: you can tell this. >> jimmy: he got catfished. >> steve: you can tell it from his eyes. >> jimmy: and here we see a guy, looks like he's playing fetch with his dog and the man is thinking, "go get her boy." and the dog's thinking, "okay, but i really think you should be saving your wife from drowning, not me." dogs are good swimmers. >> steve: yes, very good swimmers. >> jimmy: moving on, here's a woman out on a hay ride with her dog. the dog is thinking, "i love sitting on the back of a pickup." and the woman's thinking, "i love the '80s." [ laughter ] [ applause ] gonna keep it going. keep it going. >> steve: keep it going, man. >> jimmy: yep. another round. here's one here. here is a young man feeding his horse. it looks like he is having a good time. the man's thinking, "my horse loves staying in the barn." and the horse is thinking, "my owner loves staying in the closet." [ laughter ]
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>> steve: was it the collar? >> jimmy: and then the man is thinking, "hey. hey, hey." let's keep going here. here is a guy playing backgammon with his dog. that makes sense. a common scenario. >> steve: another common scenario. and the man is thinking, "i'm going to win again." and the dog is thinking, "got to throw another game so putin here doesn't kill me." [ light laughter ] game over, dog. >> jimmy: here's another one here. older man and dog sitting on the beach. he's running off in the distance. and the man is thinking, "that is where i met diane." and the dog is thinking, "god, she left you 20 years ago. get over it." [ laughter ] >> steve: they can tell. >> jimmy: can't turn off love, dude. >> steve: no, can't do it. >> jimmy: can't turn off love. that is my new hallmark movie i'm writing. [ light laughter ] >> steve: is it really? who is in it? >> jimmy: steve guttenberg is in it. [ light laughter ] i think he's talking to his agent right now. he's an electrician. >> steve: right.
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moves to a small town. >> jimmy: and he lives in a small town. he lived there. >> steve: he lived there. >> jimmy: yeah. a strange woman, a new woman moves into town. >> steve: he doesn't know if he likes her at first. >> jimmy: no. they can't see each other, the lights are out. [ laughter ] and so, she calls him over to fix it and they bond. >> steve: the sparks fly. >> jimmy: you don't see much. it's a lot of black screen. >> steve: a lot of darkness? >> jimmy: a lot of dark -- dark -- darkness. you only see who is in it at the last five minutes of the movie. >> steve: you just shoot the whole thing just don't even pretend to shoot it. >> jimmy: i don't know who's in it yet. the voices are steve guttenberg, maybe. >> steve: maybe, if you can get him. >> jimmy: if i can g him. and from cnn, darth vader? >> steve: james earl jones. >> jimmy: james earl jones is in the running. he might do the voice. >> steve: of the steve guttenburg character. >> jimmy: no the woman. >> steve: oh the woman? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he might be able to -- i don't know. i don't know. it is called "you can't turn off love." and moving on. oh, look at this. here is a beekeeper. >> steve: oh my gosh. >> jimmy: carefully handling a flock of bees.
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the man is thinking, "honey, i'm home. l.o.l." [ light laughter ] and the bees are thinking, "let's sting this guy to death on three. enough of the corny jokes." here is the last one here, a young woman posing with her great dane. she's thinking, "wow, i'm a sex kitten." and the dog is thinking, "actually you're more of a straight up slut." there you go. that's all the animal thoughts we have. stick around. we'll be right back with ryan seacrest. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] when i tasted the big juicy steak that's on applebee's under 550 calories menu, i was all, "what the what?!" then i tasted the zesty roma chicken and shrimp, which is also on the under 550 calories menu and i was like, "i can't believe it!" then, i told some friends about it and they couldn't believe how great it tasted either. they were totally, "who the, have a, what the huh?!" new under 550 calorie roma pepper steak and zesty roma chicken and shrimp. two almost unbelievably tasty reasons to see you tomorrow.
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>> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy award winning producer and the host of the hit show "american idol" which has its 13th season premiere january 15th and 16th at 8:00 pm on fox. please welcome back to the show, ryan seacrest! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: looking sharp. >> the uniform. [ talking over each other ] >> always have to have it on. >> jimmy: you've been here since new year's eve -- >> i was here for new years. i went away and came back and i saw your primetime special and i kept staying up later and later because it was so good. it really was fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i got an e-mail from you. very nice. thank you. we're so proud of it. >> i mean -- i watched -- i saw the promo of the history of the tonight show and i got chills. so when you see it -- what does it feel like when you watch that promo. >> jimmy: i did, i got goosebumps.
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>> it's incredible. >> jimmy: when you think there is not that many more -- more people that have walked on the moon than have hosted the tonight show. and i've done both. >> i'm a proud brother. i'm like e-mailing him from laying in the hotel bed going "dude this is amazing." >> jimmy: i appreciate it -- i was live tweeting. have you ever live tweeted during a show? >> yes i have. >> jimmy: it's not easy. it happens so fast. neil young and i sent it. and then i start naming things i'm seeing. uh, questlove. what am i doing? this is the most boring twitter feed ever. i was just not good at it. >> there's a pace to it. >> jimmy: i was trying to give back ground information but it -- moves to fast. >> it's hard, yeah. >> jimmy: it is tough. but it won't be tough -- i got to talk about this invention. this is insane. >> this is fun. i'm so excited about this. here it is. so this is called the typo. all right, so it's a case. >> jimmy: it is just a case. >> it's just a case. it goes over the iphone and a
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buddy of mine -- we were sitting around -- there were two devices and we wanted to figure out a way to consolidate and also type faster and more efficiently and i like the physical keyboard too. >> jimmy: my wife is all blackberry, all the way. >> we -- i just like to feel the keys, so we came one this case and you slide it on, it's bluetooth connected and it's so easy -- >> jimmy: i'm going to type right now. >> what are you typing? >> jimmy: i don't know. there you go. >> jimmy: seacrest out. >> very good. >> you can spell check seacrest. >> jimmy: it's kind of ironic isn't it? at least it got my name in the dictionary. exactly yeah. >> but it doesn't weigh more than -- >> it is made out of air. >> you take it off like this. that is it. it is just a case. >> i'm so excited. its made my life so easier. i work off of this. this is my office. >> jimmy: isn't that crazy? did you ever think in your life i'm going to invent -- >> no. i have no -- i mean, yeah -- no. it is just something we wanted to do for each other. >> jimmy: that's such a good answer. [ talking over each other ] but it is so fun. and i love this -- it will change -- because that is where
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you get the blackberry because you want the keyboard. >> i noticed i wasn't responding to things because i was afraid i was gonna screw up the typing. so now -- >> jimmy: i'm getting good at the -- >> the pecking. >> jimmy: the pecking, yeah, but i just do that. when my dad types on a normal keyboard, he's like -- i'm like just don't send the e-mail, just call me. that's what i just told my dad, it's crazy. i want to talk about, lets see -- golden globes coming up. you're doing the red carpet interviews. is this right? you've done 800 interviews? >> 800 something interviews. they are 60 seconds. >> jimmy: who are you wearing? >> who are you wearing? that's one. yeah, that's right. that counts as one. >> jimmy: do you remember the one bit i e-mailed you because cause i said -- i wanted to -- i said what i would do is i would mad lib that every celebrity that comes in has to say a noun or verb -- and at the end you put it together and they tell a story. and you are like yeah, out of your mind. [ laughter ] i'm not doing that. >> that would be way too entertaining. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: leave me alone, yeah. idol season 13, this is coming up right now.
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look at this. it's the new judges right there. >> that is the team. >> it looks like you photo bombed this picture. [ laughter ] you were not there at all. you were not there. this was put together. you're floating. i might as well be one of the judges on american idol. you were in like -- dubai or something on vacation. who do you got here? >> so we got keith urban, jennifer lopez, harry connick jr. and the show is so fun. >> jimmy: no randy jackson? >> randy is gonna be doing -- he's gonna be doing what jimmy iovine did last year -- working with the contestants. but this group is so fun. they laugh, they have a good time -- >> jimmy: they like each other? >> they really like each other. they live together in a house in venice, they smell incense together -- to do yoga together. >> jimmy: how is harry connick? >> i mean, for those who know him, he is so musically talented, he's a genius when it comes to music. but he's hysterical. i don't know how many people know how funny he is. >> jimmy: he's really funny. but all he talks about though is new orleans, though. >> no, he's very quick. >> jimmy: coming up in new orleans, we eat a lot of creo. yeah, we get it.
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[ laughter ] we wouldn't do that in new orleans. shut up. we get it. >> i'm excited. it is a good season. >> jimmy: it's good that he's a funny dude. and j lo, come on. >> i mean, from shoes to the dress, to what she says to contestants -- >> jimmy: and he's gonna be super fun, and i like keith urban too. i can't wait to watch that. now, ryan, i want to challenge you to a game. this is a game, it is a serious thing. it's rock, paper, scissors. you know that game. >> yeah, of course. >> jimmy: pie. >> okay. yeah, i'm in. >> jimmy: pie. stick around, ryan seacrest and i are playing rock, paper, scissors, pie when we come back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ so i tri ed depend so i last weekend. tri it really made the difference between a morning around the house and getting a little exercise. hi-ya!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. i'm here with my man ryan seacrest and we are about to play a game that requires a bit of skill. i know it's like stuck to my eyeballs i see it's unbelievable. >> it's got me too. >> jimmy: it is like the movie
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"gravity" or something. it's like sandra bullock and george clooney. >> i need a couch, some baby powder i'm ready to go. >> jimmy: so this is a game that requires a bit of skill and a lot of luck. it is called rock, paper, scissors, pie. [ cheers and applause ] here we go. now the game is simple. ryan and i will take our positions behind these carnival cutouts. [ light laughter ] >> how far out? >> jimmy: you have to get out there. all right. so here is what we're going to do. we're going to play rock, paper, scissors with this hand and whoever loses has to click the pie-throwing mechanism in front of them. we invented this. this is my invention. yours is going to make a million dollars. [ laughter ] my pie-clicking mechanism has made 50 cents. >> and how do you find out who wins? >> jimmy: the first one who gets hit in the face with two pies loses the game. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. ready? here we go. rock, paper, scissors, shoot. ready. rock, paper, scissors, shoot. scissors man.
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>> you're a rock man, obviously. >> jimmy: yeah. rock, paper, scissors, shoot. [ laughter ] trying to play it to fake you out man. >> okay, go. >> jimmy: rock, paper, scissors. [ laughter ] >> okay, all right. >> jimmy: rock, paper, scissors. oh. click away my friend. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: one click is all it took. i love it. it is genius. all right, here we go. you have a fresh pie there. >> it is nice and cold. >> jimmy: yeah. rock, paper, scissors, shoot. [ audience oohs ] crushy, crushy. >> come on, come on. >> jimmy: click, click. yeah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> looks good.
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>> jimmy: this one stuck on my head for a while. >> i'm allergic to dairy. >> jimmy: that didn't help at all. [ laughter ] i can't see if i won or lost. >> trust me. trust me on this. >> jimmy: all right. rock, paper, scissors, shoot. here we go. the same, shoot. rock, paper, scissors. rock. oh i win! you covered me. >> all right, cover me. >> jimmy: click away, my friend. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i won. i won. the winner! ryan seacrest, "american idol" season premier january 15th and 16th at 8:00 p.m. on fox. gabrielle union joins us next. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we had a crv and then we had the pilot. you got more with the ford escape...
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my next guest this evening is a talented actress who stars in a critically acclaimed new series called "being mary jane" which premiered tonight at 10:00pm on b.e.t. please welcome back to the show, gabrielle union. ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. that's what i'm talking about. hey, welcome back. i'm sorry, this is the ryan seacrest thing. do you have one of these? >> i do not. i'm late to the party. >> jimmy: are you going to get one? >> no. because i have a blackberry and an iphone. >> jimmy: what? >> you have to have two phones. jimmy, you know this. >> jimmy: you have a blackberry and an iphone both? why? >> you have of two, two numbers. >> jimmy: but if you get this, you only have to have one phone. >> you need two numbers jimmy. >> jimmy: why? >> who has a bat phone? i'm the only shady one. >> jimmy: someone is raising their hand. a bat phone? >> just like when somebody calls you, you are like you called the wrong number. you have to have -- >> jimmy: what -- oh, you mean oh you can't answer being you and go, you called the wrong number. [ laughter ] >> no, when they are like why didn't you return my call. you know -- you go, oh, you probably have the wrong number?
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>> jimmy: god, what? i've never heard of this. what number did you give me back stage? [ laughter ] the real one? exactly. don't tell me. i saw -- i saw you on the instagram and i saw this. is this for real? did you go swimming with a shark. >> i did. >> jimmy: what is wrong with you? where? >> it is not a good idea but this is at bimini in the bahammas, at this place called a world resort at bimini. >> jimmy: and who is that dude? >> that was a hotty brazilian. >> jimmy: a p-90 x dude. [ laughter ] >> we picked him up along the way. we like to swim with sharks. it's not like a great idea. when we first got there, you can swim with sharks and do all this stuff. and we're like great, because we're hammered, sounded like a great idea. and then come to the day and it is getting late, it's cold and everyone starts bailing. like nobody wants to swim with a shark, it's too cold and it is sharks. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if it's cold. i don't want to swim with a shark. you don't know what the temperature of the water is.
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you have to go to the shark hot tub. it's unbelievable. it's perfect temperature. [ laughter ] >> and as the boat is going out there, the boat driver is like the whole islands gonna come watch you do this. and i was like, actually, i don't want to do it. and they were like no, no, you have to. so i had to -- but i get out there, 'cause i had my -- holiday weave so it was very long and it was very -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you had the holiday weave? >> oh, honey, it was a holiday weave. very like rapunzel. it was great. >> jimmy: you had your holiday rapunzel weave on. >> it was great. it was for the holidays. it was great until i'm about to go in, you can see me nervous here, here is where the reality is setting in. and this is how long the rapunzel weave goes. so -- i get in and they start chumming the water. and immediately i'm like, there is going to be chum in my tracks. that was my first concern. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there is chum in my weave is the second hallmark
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movie i'm writing. [ laughter ] so far we have steve guttenberg have signed on. maybe james earl jones. >> and jackie. >> jimmy: and jackie will be -- [ talking over each other ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: could we make this a reality? >> we can do it. >> jimmy: can we make this show happen? >> so we get down there and i'm panicking, i'm having an anxiety attack because my rapunzel weave starts going through the bars of the cage with the chum. and my fear was the shark will latch on to my weave and it was death by weave drowning. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank god that didn't happen, gabrielle. >> but i made it. >> jimmy: you made it. thank goodness. and here's your show. it premiered tonight. i hope it did great. tell the story behind this. because it was a movie, right? >> we shot like an extended pilot, like an hour and a half long pilot -- that we put out as a movie and it set rating records.
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>> jimmy: 4 million people watched it on b.e.t.? >> yeah, like insane. and we didn't start until 10:30 at night and didn't finish until midnight. >> jimmy: that's crazy numbers. >> so, first season, we shoot the first season and but it was like five months later so everyone is like where -- where is it? so finally it's yeah -- >> jimmy: "being mary jane" what is it about? >> i play mary jane. she is a television anchor at a struggling network. and you can see her family life, you see her love life which is in shambles and you see her friends and basically it's the world of mary jane. >> jimmy: now did you study any new any news reporters? >> i have been obsessed with soledad o'brien for many years. >> jimmy: i love soledad o'brien. >> i love her in a way that's probably a little unhealthy. i'm sure that she has a restraining order. >> jimmy: really? i'm a soledad head. that's what they call her fans. >> dude, the black and america series is everything. >> i watch it on repeat at my house. >> and you also have the black in america series because you can relate.
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>> jimmy: i totally can. [ laughter ] i live in america, yeah. [ laughter ] >> and you're black. >> jimmy: yeah. >> which is why you're doing the weave chum story. >> jimmy: and jackie and james earl jones, he plays the weave. so then -- you do a little soledad when you do the show or no? >> i try to channel her. >> jimmy: she's good, yeah. >> she's really good. but she has that rare combination, believability and likability. you know, there are some anchors, that you believe them, you don't care for them. you don't want them in your home and there are some that you like, the fox anchors that you run into like at a bar and in the airport and you're like, you're great but i think you are full of crap. [ laughter ] but i would love to have a drink with you. but very rarely do those go together and soledad has that. >> brian williams is the best. he's good. tom brokaw -- he didn't care. he just doesn't even say words. [ inaudible ]
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tragic news tonight. the generation of tragedy. black in america. [ laughter ] that's what he would do. you guys have to watch gabrielle union's new series, tuesdays on "b.e.t." john newman performs next. ♪ [ male announcer ] progresso's so passionate about its new tomato florentine soup, it took a little time to get it just right. [ ding ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is making his late night tv debut with us tonight to perform the
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song "love me again" which is a number one hit in his native england and is quickly climbing the charts here as well. from his album "tribute" which just hit stores today, please welcome john newman, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ know i've done wrong i left your heart torn is that what devils do ♪ ♪ took you so low where only fools go i shook the angel in you ♪ ♪ now i'm rising from the ground rising up to you ♪ ♪ filled with all the strength i found there's nothing i can't do
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i need to know now ♪ ♪ know now can you love me again i need to know now know now ♪ ♪ can you love me again i need to know now know now can you love me again ♪ ♪ i need to know now know now can you love me again can you love me again ♪ ♪ it's unforgivable i stole and burnt your soul is that what demons do they rule the worst of me ♪ ♪ destroy everything they bring down angels like you ♪ ♪ now i'm rising from the ground
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rising up to you ♪ ♪ filled with all the strength i found there's nothing i can't do i need to know now ♪ ♪ know now can you love me again i need to know now know now ♪ ♪ can you love me again can you love me again can you love me again ♪ ♪ i told you once again do this again ♪
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♪ do this again oh no i told you once again do this again do this again oh no ♪ ♪ ♪ i need to know now know now can you love me again ♪ ♪ i need to know now know now can you love me again ♪ ♪ i need to know now know now can you love me again ♪ ♪
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[ applause ] >> jimmy: that's the way to do it my friend. that is the way to do it. john newman right there. check out his new album, "tribute." my thanks to ryan seacrest, gabrielle union. john newman, once again. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the greatest band of late night, the roots everybody right there. . thank you for watching. have a good night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye bye, everybody. ♪


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