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he is giving clues to where the cash is stashed. clues via his tweets. several envelopes were hidden at pier 3 9, lombard street, and the palace of fine arts. the anonymous donor claims he made a fortune of money flipping homes and want to give back to the community. it is not a charity. he said he is just doing it for fun. >> we will have to look around tomorrow. >> what about here at nbc. >> i was just thinking that. behind the giants weather monitor. >> thanks for joining us. >> see you tomorrow. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- seth rogen.
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matt bomer. music from coldplay. and featuring the legendary roots crew. and now, here's he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! looking good! hot crowd! welcome, everybody, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you for being here, everyone. we have an amazing show. amazing show. we got my man seth rogen tonight.
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[ cheers and applause ] we got matt bomer in the house. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: we have coldplay in the house tonight! [ cheers and applause ] hot show. thank you for being here, everybody. happy cinco de hangover. [ laughter ] i hope you guys had a fun time yesterday. last night i drank so many dos eqis i became the least interesting man in the world. [ laughter ] [ slurred speech ] you know i did weekend update with tina fey. [ laughter ] i could call her right now on the phone if you want me to. [ laughter ] call tina fey. [ laughter ] call tina fey. call tina fey. >> steve: call tuna fish. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tina? >> steve: hello? >> jimmy: is this tina fey? >> steve: no, it's not. can i tell her who's calling? >> jimmy: jimmy fallon. >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: it's jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] >> steve: can i take a message? >> jimmy: happy cinco de mayo. [ laughter ] she's not there. [ cheers and applause ]
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the other big news today is that the white house released a a massive report on the effects of climate change, called the national climate assessment. which beats its original title, "it's getting hot in hurr." [ laughter ] that's right, the white house released a report on climate change. although the report might have more impact if they didn't release it right when the weather got nice. [ laughter ] it's actually -- i got to go play ultimate frisbee, dude. i'll definitely read that. [ laughter ] and this is pretty big. for the first time in 10 years, monica lewinsky is breaking her silence about her affair with bill clinton for a new essay in vanity fair. [ audience oohs ] in the essay she actually says, "it's time to burn the beret, bury the blue dress and move on." [ light laughter ] and americans said, "yeah, we did 15 years ago." [ laughter ] where have you been? [ applause ] where have you been? we're over it. [ applause ] and this is too bad. our friend danica mckellar was
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sent home from "dancing with the stars" last night after having to dance with a broken rib. [ audience ohs ] well i banged my knee on a a table this morning, asked nbc if we could do a rerun. [ laughter ] but here we are. but despite losing the judges said that danica looked like she could be a professional dancer. unlike the other contestants, meryl davis and charlie white who literally are professional dancers. [ laughter ] gold medal winning ice dancers, meryl davis and charlie white. i don't understand that show "dancing with the stars." [ laughter ] >> steve: should be called "dancing with the dancers." >> jimmy: "dancing with the dancers. stars, a handful of stars and two dancers. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: of course, everyone knows danica mckellar best as playing winnie cooper from the show "the wonder years." [ cheers and applause ] love that show. and this is hard to believe that there's actually one episode of "the wonder years" that deals with "dancing with the stars." i know it sounds strange. but here, take a look. >> i always knew winnie would go on "dancing with the stars."
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and guest judge abbie lee miller would say her shoulders wouldn't pop. i never saw winnie again, until the next summer, when she was on "celebrity apprentice." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i'd vote for her on "celebrity apprentice." "celebrity apprentice," first celebrity, bill gates. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: no, he is a a professional businessman. [ laughter ] a lot of people are talking about this today. the supreme court upheld a a decision that allows town hall meetings to open with prayer. but the prayer probably won't get answered because when god heard it was a town hall meeting, even he went to sleep. [ laughter ] [ southern accent ] i think we need another meineke in our town. [ laughter ] i drive by all full of lifts and cars and all full of lifts. we don't have enough lifts to put cars on. [ laughter ] then there's like a dude with like a wig and foil hat like, "we should have woodstock here, man." [ laughter ] "no i think it'd be good for
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the economy, think about it." [ laughter ] [ southern accent ] right after we build that meineke, we should do woodstock. [ laughter ] i thought this was cool actually. yesterday the nsa announced that it was hiring a new code breaker. and listen to how they did it. they tweeted out the job posting it in an encrypted code. [ light laughter ] this is real. look at this tweet. tpfc -- yeah. that looks like less a code and more like the nsa had a fun cinco de mayo. [ laughter ] yeah. [ applause ] let's look at that again. yeah, i actually figured --i cracked the code. i figured out who tweeted it. look at this nsa employee. cat on the keyboard. [ laughter and applause ] it was a cat pawing in front of the keyboard. you'll never guess it. i saw this vine video yesterday. it went viral. it's a high school football player in texas actually threw himself a hail mary. i know. he's so fast he caught his own pass. everyone's in the office is saying it's not true and i'm being faked out but i believe
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it. [ laughter ] did anyone else see it? [ cheers ] did you believe it? did you see it? you saw it? what'd you think? you think it's real? that's what i said. anyways, here it is, watch this thing -- >> go. >> jimmy: throws it up. boom. caught it. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: nice shot. >> jimmy: that's pretty cool, man. i believe it. i don't know if it's more qualified for the nfl or the x-men. [ laughter ] but either way i think it's good. good news for music fans. earlier this week, adele hinted she's releasing a new album this year -- [ cheers and applause ] --called "25." so dude, you're getting adele. [ light laughter ] >> steve: yeah! [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's the joke they're going to remember tomorrow. [ laughter ] i just read that google has a a new feature that will send you an alert if you're near a a product that you researched online.
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yeah. which sounds great until you and your wife walk by a strip club. [ windows noise ] [ laughter ] [ windows noise ] [ windows noise ] honey, is there a library around here? [ laughter ] [ multiple windows noises ] i think we're -- [ laughter and applause ] is there a jared? 'cause i was thinking of getting you a ring. let's go to jared. [ laughter and applause ] must be a jared around here somewhere. [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh my god, he went to jared. >> steve: he went to jared? >> jimmy: you got a divorce? he's dating jared. [ laughter ] >> steve: from subway? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you seen him? he's lost a lot of weight. his pants are like out to here. >> steve: i know, they're out to there. giant pants. >> jimmy: giant pants. [ laughter ] and finally, this is not good, you guys. a backup dancer is now suing britney spears for accidentally breaking her nose during a a rehearsal. [ audience ohs ] brittany says the claims are ridiculous. she was like, "i would never rehearse." [ laughter and applause ]
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we have a great slow, give it up for the roots, everybody right there. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at what we have here. welcome to the show. it's going to be fun tonight. hey roots. this is exciting news for the roots fans. it's a new album, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] another album. this is called "and then you shoot your cousin." that's the name of it, right? >> questlove: yes, it is. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] comes out may 19th. i'm very proud of you guys. this is awesome. >> questlove: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when do you have time -- what album is this for you guys? >> questlove: our 16th record. >> jimmy: it's your 16th record? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hip-hop fans rejoice! the roots have a new album. their 16th one.
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>> steve: 16th album. >> jimmy: it's supposed to be called "sweet 16." >> steve: but they changed it. >> jimmy: they changed it of course. >> steve: what's the name now? >> jimmy: "and then you shoot your cousin." [ laughter ] we were thinking about -- >> steve: "off the tip of my tongue." >> jimmy: tip of the tongue and then we went with something totally different. [ light laughter ] we have a couple tracks. we can play some snippets? >> questlove: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: play a coule snippets. this one's called -- >> questlove: "understand." >> jimmy: "understand." >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. here we go. ♪ til the day come see god face turn around and run god sees his face of a man ♪ >> jimmy: look at tariq's face when he listens to his own song. look. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] woo! >> steve: supposed to do that. like de niro. >> jimmy: i like that, yeah. [ laughter ] [ de niro impression ] it's pretty good. and then you treat the curtain, okay. [ laughter ] anyways, you get it may 19th. you can preorder on itunes now. [ cheers and applause ] you guys we have a --
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proud of you guys. you're the best, roots. a big week of shows coming up. zac efron will be here! [ cheers and applause ] he's great. and seth rogan and zac efron in that new movie, "neighbors." he's great. also from the new x-men movie, michael fassbender and james mcavoy will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and we have performances from sarah mcglaughlin and tune yards. >> steve: what! >> jimmy: this is a good week. [ cheers and applause ] that's a fun song that tune yard jam. tonight though, this guy's officially -- he makes the funniest movie in the world. this movie, "neighbors." i'm telling you, it's going to destroy. it's so hilariously funny but also very sweet. i was laughing and crying. [ laughter ] but i'm a very emotional guy. seth rogan is here you guys. [ cheers and applause ] he's a funny, funny guy. >> steve: love that dude. >> jimmy: it's a funny, funny movie. >> steve: he's a delight. >> jimmy: plus, he stars in the new hbo film. he's amazing in it, "the normal heart." matt bomer is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and you want good music? you guys like good music? [ cheers and applause ]
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we have it tonight! >> steve: what! >> jimmy: i've known this band, not before they were famous, but after they were famous. but -- [ laughter ] -- still a long time. >> steve: yeah, a long time. >> jimmy: i can't take credit for any of their success. >> steve: but you were their number millionth fan. >> jimmy: that's right. i have all their albums. the first one, self-titled. i have "parachutes." i have "and then you shoot your cousin." [ laughter ] i have -- >> steve: "sweet 16"-- >> jimmy: that's right, "sweet 16" was a big one. but they just grow musically and just become more complicated, more amazing and like. if you've never seen coldplay live, tonight's the night. these guys are unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] coldplay is here tonight! love those guys. hey guys, it's time to take a a look at these stories making headlines today, and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons. here we go. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of having a devil baby. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh yeah.
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>> jimmy: nbc's new miniseries "rosemary's baby" starts this sunday. so we thought now would be the perfect time to re-examine this all too common issue. [ laughter ] so let's take a look at the pros and cons of having a devil baby. here we go. pro, hearing the doctor say, it's a boy. con, with horns. [ laughter ] >> steve: because he's a devil baby. >> jimmy: pro, giving your baby a pacifier. con, or as he calls it a a lucifire. [ laughter ] pro, posting pictures of your baby on instagram. con, noticing you can't use the remove red eye feature. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah that's not good. >> jimmy: he's a devil baby. >> steve: he's a devil baby. he's got red eyes. [ laughter and applause ] why would you want to take away what's his? >> jimmy: i know, i know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, hearing baby say his first words "googoo-gaga." con, hearing the neighbors dog say, "as you command master." [ laughter ] >> steve: that's weird. that's not good. >> jimmy: he's a devil baby. >> steve: that's a big con for devil baby.
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>> jimmy: possesed. pro, telling people my baby is the spawn of satan, the prince of darkness and the one true heir to all that is evil. [ light laughter ] >> steve: that's a pro? >> jimmy: con, hearing other parents respond, "yeah mine too." [ laughter ] >> steve: the devil wears diapers. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, it may have the mark of the beast. con, or even worse, red hair. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] >> steve: man, you're hitting all of them man. you're fearless. >> jimmy: the only reason -- our head writer is right there. that's why it's in the show tonight. there he is. [ cheers ] you can even see his hair through the darkness. [ laughter ] look how pale he is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a.d. miles and he's currenly starring "revenge of the nerds" off broadway. there he is. a.d. miles everybody. [ applause ] i'm sorry. >> you're not. >> jimmy: well i'm sorry, i didn't know that. >> steve: that was --- he just mixed up his facts. >> jimmy: i just mixed up my facts. sorry dude. >> steve: oy [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, getting a baby bjorn. con, returning it for a baby beelzebub. [ laughter ] that's not real. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and finally pro, you can teach him how to play i've
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so i can stay on top of my to-do list, which has been absolutely absurd since the big game. with skype, it's just really easy to stay in touch with the kids i work with. alright, russell you are good to go! alright, fellas. alright, russ. back to work!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. everybody, welcome back. thank you for watching "the tonight show." i appreciate it. i appreciate you watching us. guys, as you know, i love watching tv. everyone loves watching tv. don't you all love watching tv? [ cheers and applause ] "house of cards." i love "game of thrones." "dancing with the stars." so many good shows. but there's one show i've really been into recently on "teen nick." [ laughter ] it's called "ew." and -- [ cheers ] a lot of people even say that i look like the main character. i don't know if i see it, though. well, here. take a look for yourself. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone, and welcome to "ew." i'm sara and if you're wondering, that's s-a-r-a with
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no h, because hs are ew! [ laughter ] joining me today is one of my besties. allison donnalak. [ cheers and applause ] hi! >> oh, hey. oh, hey. oh hey. >> jimmy: high five! >> hey. high five! hey. >> jimmy: alison, what's up? >> oh, not much. my mom gave me her credit card so i stopped by starbucks on the way here. [ laughter ] >> ew. what did you get? >> a venti soy cinnamon -- dolce cream frappucino. >> you even got whipped cream? >> ew! of course! >> jimmy: that sounds amazeballs. can i try some? >> sure. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ew, i got brain freeze! >> ew! >> jimmy: i got brain freeze! >> ew! >> jimmy: my brain is frozen! >> oh, god, no! >> jimmy: yeah. let's move on. [ text message tone ] >> oh, god! i just got texted. >> jimmy: who's it from? >> it's from brittany anderson. i told her i was coming here
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and now she's upset. what should i do? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: stop yelling and tell her to come down. >> brittany, come down! [ cheers ] >> oh my god. >> hey. >> how are you? >> okay. >> jimmy: hi, brittany. >> i'm so hot. >> jimmy: okay. >> oh my god. hi. >> oh, hey. >> jimmy: you're so fun. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: brittany, what's up with you? >> i'm actually -- super excited right now. >> jimmy: ew! >> because i just got this new phone and it has an amazing camera. >> jimmy: ew! how many mega pixels does it have? >> it's got, i think like, eight mega pixels. >> oh, wow! >> so, it's perfect -- for selfies. [ talking over each other ] i've been taking them like, all day. >> oh, good. >> okay. >> ready? >> jimmy: go. >> go! [ camera click ] [ cheers ] >> your turn. [ camera click ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: group selfie! >> oh, yeah. totally! >> together? >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. [ laughter ] [ camera click ]
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>> jimmy: you have to -- you have to gram that, okay? >> yeah. tag me! >> okay. later, i will. for sure. >> do it! >> jimmy: brittany, have you been listening to any good music? >> i totally have -- there's this one song that i just can not get out of my head. it's called, "turn down for what." >> oh, my god! i love that song. >> i love that song, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then let's stop talking about it and let's listen to it. >> okay! >> let's do to it. turned down for what [ cheers and applause ] turned down for what turned down for what turned down for what >> hey, girl. that's some pretty snazzy music. >> jimmy: ew! it's my stepdad, gary! >> ew, gary! >> jimmy: he's so lame. >> what is it you're listening to? >> jimmy: it's called "turn down for what." >> by li'l jon. >> jimmy: by li'l jon. >> oh! well, the only li'l jon i know about is from "robin hood." [ laughter ] you guys like english folklore? >> ew!
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>> all right. well, if you girls get hungry, your mom's upstairs making a a fresh batch of gorp -- [ singsongy ] granola, oats and raisins and peanuts. granola, oats and raisins and peanuts. [ laughter ] granola, oats and raisins and peanuts. take the granola. add some oats and -- >> jimmy: gary, get outta here! >> all right. all right. >> jimmy: get lost! >> okay. well, don't miss out on those coconut chunks. >> ew! >> why would we want that? >> jimmy: i know. [ talking over each other ] >> that's crazy. >> jimmy: i know. you guys, now it's time for the "ew speed round", okay? here we go. crocs. >> ew. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: tomatoes or tomatas? >> ew and ew! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: david cross. >> ew! >> jimmy: gary oldman. >> oh, cute! [ cheers and applause ] >> really? >> jimmy: really? >> yeah! he's a really talented actor. you ever see "harry potter: the
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prince of azkaban"? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "harry potter -- and the prince of -- azkaban"? [ laughter ] no, i -- i never saw that. >> i'm just gonna say "ew." >> ew! >> jimmy: i never saw it. ew! all right. last one. james franco. [ cheers ] >> all: ew! >> oh my god! >> ew! >> jimmy: ew, i just got a a text. >> ew. me too. >> wait. so did i. [ light laughter ] >> from james franco. >> ew! it's james franklin! >> you guys, mine's from james franco. >> ew! >> that's all the time we have for "ew." i want to thank allison and brittany for joining me today. tune in next time when my younger brother, spencer shows me his nerf gun. so long. bye-bye. ew! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i guess i can kind of see the resemblance there. my thanks to seth rogan -- [ cheers and applause ] -- and zac efron. stick around. we'llbe right back with more of
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest this evening is one of the funniest guys around. you know him from movies like "superbad," "pineapple express" and last year's big hit "this is the end." starting this friday, he's going to have another hit on his hands, i think, with "neighbors" which also stars zac efron and rose byrne. please welcome back to the show a hard working man. here's seth rogen, everybody.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: seth rogen, thank you for coming back to see us. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you were here our first night. >> i was here the fit night of the show, yeah. >> jimmy: the first "tonight show" i did a bit where i said if -- i made a $100 bet to a a friend who said i'd never host "the tonight show." >> yeah. >> jimmy: i said, "buddy, you owe me $100." >> like every famous person ever and me came out. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, of course. that was so funny. >> it was. i literally flew in to do a a four second joke on television. that's how cool i thought it was to be here on the first episode. and then it was the most weird collection of famous people of all time backstage. i was in a 20 minute conversation with lindsay lohan, sarah jessica parker and joe namath. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where is that going
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to happen? >> where does that happen, yeah. >> jimmy: it was so good. >> it was truly bizarre. >> jimmy: it's very, very hollywood, yeah. >> and for so long i was like, "wow, lindsay lohan's grandfather is so nice." [ laughter ] and then i was like, "no, that's joe namath." >> jimmy: yeah, broadway joe. >> he dresses crazy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he wasn't wearing his fur. >> he wasn't wearing fur or nothing. >> jimmy: thank you for doing "ew" as well. >> no problem. that was bizarre. >> jimmy: i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] you're a good man, a good sport to do that. >> i said, i coulda shaved for -- >> jimmy: you didn't even try to look like a girl. >> i went through 20 minutes of make-up and put on a wig, and then i was like, "i still have a beard. everyone's gonna --" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is the first time you ever cross dressed. which is i think, a little odd for a comedian. >> it was the first time ever wearing a dress, and i loved it. [ laughter ] i was good at it, i thought. zac was all over -- he was showing everyone everything. >> jimmy: yeah, he kept sitting with his legs. >> i had a very demure -- a demure pose, i feel like.
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>> jimmy: you've never done that? >> no, and it felt so nice taking it off. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank god zac was in that, he's a pretty good looking woman. >> he's better looking than some actual women, i think. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i look at your friends and everyone you're in movies with, you seem like you're friends. and one of your friends who's a a friend of ours as well, james franco. >> yes, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's a talented guy. >> very talented. >> jimmy: actor, poet, and he's also a painter. >> he is a painter, yes. and i'm his muse. i recently found out. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it is a little unfair. i thought -- i don't know if i -- this is one of the paintings that he tweeted out. called seth at rest. >> seth at rest. >> jimmy: yeah. this is it. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] it's i mean, that's -- why would he do something like this? >> it's pretty good. when you look --
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>> jimmy: that is how you sleep. >> he's the best. i -- >> jimmy: i'm glad he didn't cover up your nipple. >> always cupping one of my breasts. >> jimmy: always cupping your breasts, yeah. >> always cupping one of them. >> jimmy: why would he do something like this? >> i don't know, honestly. i saw him the other day, and i didn't ask him because, honestly, i was afraid of what the answer might be. [ laughter ] i literally just -- i avoided talking to him about it. it's a little bizarre, but ultimately complimentary, i would say. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: unpixelated, it is. >> unpixelated it's very complimentary, yeah. it's like when you put your head on a bodybuilder's body at one of those things at the beach, yeah. >> jimmy: it's like well that's what i like to -- yeah. >> that's for my -- penis-wise it was great. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think you -- i would say fight fire with fire, i'm thinking i have a charcoal pencil here. >> okay, great. >> jimmy: a sketch pad. maybe you can sketch a nude of james franco, and then by the time we're done with the
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interview, you can unveil it. >> we'll just see where i'm at when the interview's over. okay. >> jimmy: okay. start with his face. [ laughter ] i gotta say, "neighbors" is great. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: i love this movie. i loved it, loved it, loved it. i saw it with my wife. it is funny, hilariously funny, but also very charming as well. >> yeah, we found that lots of our jokes revolve around genetalia and stuff like that. and in order to balance that out, we have to have emotion in the movie, or else it gets way too skewed towards the genetalia side of things. [ light laughter ] it's like for every 400 genetalia jokes, we need one emotional moment basically. so this movie has like eight emotional moments in it. [ laughter ] to counteract the 4,000 genetalia jokes. >> jimmy: you and rose byrne are a couple. and boy is she fantastic in there. >> she's wonderful, yes. she's really, really great. >> jimmy: unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] home run, it's so funny, hilarious. you're a young couple and you have a brand new baby. a really cute baby by the way. >> an adorable baby, yeah.
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>> jimmy: gosh that baby's cute. >> we did some horrible things around that baby. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ laughter ] you totally got to see it. >> it wasn't that bad. >> jimmy: what happens is -- he's joking. >> i'm joking. and the baby can pay for its therapy with this salary from the film. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: see, it all comes around. it's the circle of life. but a fraternity moves next door to the young couple. and at first, you want to be cool. >> we kinda try to bro down with them as one would. we try to think we're cool and hip. we bring them over some ganga and try to kinda win them over. and at first we think it could work. and then like in real life, you suddenly realize it would the worst thing ever to live next to a fraternity, and then we start to hate each other and go to war. it's sad that i'm the old guy in the movie now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're playing the old guy. >> that's what's happened. >> jimmy: but zac, zac efron is playing this frat guy and obviously there's depth to his character.
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he's not just a frat guy. >> no. >> jimmy: he's got issues and problems. >> he does. and it's so amazing that someone as handsome as that is able to make you feel any sympathy for him in any way shape or form. [ laughter ] there's no reason you should. >> jimmy: no, not at all. but man, oh man -- it just made me laugh, and i love that actually you play a husband and wife in the movie and they like each other. >> we actually get along very well in the movie. >> jimmy: a lot of movies you watch, either the wife is like a -- >> i'm a humorless shrew. >> jimmy: he's such a little boy. he plays cards all night with the boys. >> exactly, yeah. and the husband was trying to avoid the wife by doing stuff and lying to her about it. >> jimmy: but this one, you guys are best friends and you're both like -- oh, i can see why they're married. >> yeah, we're equally as stupid as one another. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. which is like real life. >> exactly. >> jimmy: no, no. >> it's a big step forward for women in film. we have the balls to make one as stupid as the men -- >> jimmy: you both are like, "we're still cool." >> yeah. >> jimmy: we still got it.
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it's cool. let's go and do it up. and actually have a clip here i'm going to show. this is you guys are deciding to maybe went out. we can still be young and cool. let's bring the baby to a rave. >> we get invited to a rave. and we debate bringing our baby with us to the rave, basically. yeah, as one would. >> jimmy: it's unbelievable. here's a clip from the movie "neighbors." here's seth rogen and rose byrne trying to figure out if they can bring their baby to a rave. check this out. >> my friend is spinning at the royalton tonight. there's a rumor that prince might perform. >> i really need to get out of the house. >> how do we do this? >> we don't have a baby-sitter. >> hello, bring her? >> n-n-n-no. yes? no. yes? what are you doing? what are you thinking? >> let's do it. >> this could be like the doorway to a whole new life where we have it all. we have fun and a baby. >> fantastic. let's go. >> let's go. >> baby's first rave. >> baby's first rave. >> baby's first rave!
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baby's first rave. baby's first rave. [ chanting ] baby's first rave. [ cheers and applause ] >> shouldn't do that. >> jimmy: you shouldn't do that. >> you shouldn't do that. >> jimmy: you should not do that at all. seth, it's a great film. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: the director is nicholas stoler. >> nicholas stoler, yeah. i've known him for a very long time. >> jimmy: unbelievably great job. and also james franco's brother, is it dave? >> dave franco, yeah. i only work with francos. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's great as well. everyone is. >> he is really great. >> jimmy: i loved everyone in this film. are you finished with the sketch? >> i am finished. [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: this is james franco. sketched by seth rogen. here it is, ladies and gentlemen, right there. [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to seth rogen, "neighbors" is in theaters everywhere this friday. matt bomer joins us after the break. stick around.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our next guest from his work in the usa drama "white collar" and the movie "magic mike." [ scattered cheer ] he also stars in the new hbo -- let's watch it, ladies. [ laughter ] the new hbo movie "the normal heart" premiering sunday, may 25th at 9:00 p.m. everyone, please welcome matt bomer. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: matt! matt bomer. >> how are you? >> jimmy: thanks for -- i'm doing great. thank you for being here, buddy. >> oh, man, thank you having me. >> jimmy: oh, please. >> good to see you in your new time slot. you're doing an incredible job. >> jimmy: ah, you're a good man. thank you so much.
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[ cheers and applause ] a little friend of "late night." i love that you're on the cover of every magazine and you should because you're a very good looking man. >> oh, goodness. >> jimmy: detailing ooh-la-la. [ cheers ] >> this one -- i haven't really seen it. this one looks like i'm smelling something slightly offensive. >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> i look like, "muffy, i told you not to toot downwind, muffy." >> jimmy: "hello, muffy. i told you not to." in this one you're like, "i'm going to kill you." and the next one you're like, "hey." [ laughter ] i like the turtleneck -- blazer. >> you've got to change it up. >> jimmy: yeah. it's good to see you looking fit because after seeing you in this film, gosh you lost a lot of weight for this. >> i did, yes. >> jimmy: how many pounds did you lose? >> i stopped weighing myself after 35 and we still had a a ways to go in production. but i just thought, this is not what i should be focusing on. this not "the biggest loser." >> jimmy: no, exactly. no -- >> i'm just going to work and doing my job. >> jimmy: it's unbelievable to watch you. what a great performance in this. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: did you get any
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advice from matthew mcconaughey? your co-star in "magic mike?" >> i did, yeah. i called matthew and we spoke right after he finished his film last year "dallas buyer's club." and, he gave me some advice, and then i kinda did my own thing and took his advice. he was very generous about it. >> jimmy: did you just not eat? is that how you do it? >> i fasted for 21 days. and then went on an extremely regimented diet that is about 300-400 calories. >> jimmy: gosh that does not sound healthy at all. >> it should not be done without close medical supervision. >> jimmy: yeah, that's two bites of my lunch. [ laughter ] 300 calories, yeah. >> it was two bites of my lunch and then suddenly it wasn't anymore. >> jimmy: was it tough to gain the weight back? >> no, that happened immediately. [ laughter ] we finished right at thanksgiving, and i had to cook thanksgiving dinner for 14 people. and i was like, "i'll eat everything, too." my stomach was like "no, you won't." [ jimmy doing baby voice ] >> jimmy: now i'm smaller. i'm a tiny stomach. >> we're gonna let you revisit that. fast on the way out. >> jimmy: really?
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>> yeah. >> jimmy: it was just crazy, right? >> yeah it was crazy. >> jimmy: this i saw "the normal heart" is based on a a play, and i saw the play and oh, my goodness it's powerful, do you want to tell everyone what it's about? >> it's based on a play by larry kramer who is just this incredible activist and playwrite. >> jimmy: when does your role take place? >> early 80's. >> jimmy: early 80's. >> it's taken 30 years to make it into a movie, finally. it's a true story. it's really about this incredibly brave group of women and men in new york who are really the first to speak up and raise awareness about the disease that would later become known as aids. >> jimmy: yeah, and no one knew what it was. >> nobody knew the amount of social injustice going on is insane. when you see this, it just -- lights a fire in your belly. >> jimmy: and the mayor -- no one wants to speak out or do anything. >> it was a dark chapter in our country's history for sure, but one that is important to remember. >> jimmy: it's jaw dropping. when you see this thing, you won't even believe it. you go, "i can't believe we lived in a society like this not too long ago.
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it's just -- honestly, it's so important that this thing got made. man it's a knockout performance, by the wholecast and everyone. it's you, julia roberts. >> correct. >> jimmy: phenomenal in that. >> the amazing mark ruffalo. >> jimmy: mark ruffalo is great in that. >> jim parsons. >> jimmy: jim parsons, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah he was in the play. >> joe mantello. >> jimmy: joe mantello. it's just -- it's just unbelievable. and i want to show -- we have a a clip here. this matt bomer thing. which one is this? >> this is -- my character is a a reporter for the new york times and ned weeks who is played by the incredible mark ruffalo, is coming to try to get me to write and raise awareness about the disease when it's really sort of out of my realm of comfortability. >> jimmy: here's matt bomer in "the normal heart." take a look. [ phone ringing ] >> hi felix turner. >> and you are? >> my name is ned weeks. >> you've very cute. >> you caught me at a rough moment, all right.
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i have a deadline. the first lady is coming to town. >> i've been told you're gay. and you might be able to help me get some vital information in "the times." >> you've been told? and who was it that told you? >> oh, honey, everybody's talking about it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's phenomenal. congratulations on a great job, buddy. you're awesome. matt bomer. "the normal heart" premieres sunday, may 25th, 9:00 p.m. on hbo. coldplay performs next. come on back, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ introducing new johnny appleseed hard apple cider. inspired by the man himself. a refreshingly sweet and intense hard cider with a crisp apple bite. best served on the rocks and among friends. johnny appleseed is the refreshingly sweet and intense choice of those with a story to tell.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests will release their new album, "ghost stories", on may 19th. here to perform the song, "magic", please welcome, coldplay! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ call it magic call it true i call it magic when i'm with you ♪ ♪ and i just got broken broken into two
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still i call it magic when i'm next to you ♪ ♪ and i don't and i don't and i don't and i don't ♪ ♪ no i don't it's true i don't no i don't ♪ ♪ no i don't no i don't want anybody else but you ♪ ♪ i don't no i don't no i don't no i don't ♪ ♪ no i don't it's true i don't no i don't ♪ ♪ no i don't no i don't want anybody else but you ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh call it magic cut me into two ♪ ♪ and with all your magic
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i disappear from view and i can't get over can't get over you ♪ ♪ still i call it magic such a precious truth and i don't and i don't ♪ ♪ and i don't and i don't no i don't it's true ♪ ♪ i don't no i don't no i don't no i don't ♪ ♪ want anybody else but you i don't no i don't ♪ ♪ no i don't no i don't no i don't it's true ♪ ♪ i don't no i don't no i don't no i don't ♪ ♪ want anybody else but you ♪ ♪ wanna fall i fall so far i wanna fall
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fall so hard ♪ ♪ and i call it magic and i call it true call it ma -- ma-ha-ma -- magic ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ and if you were to ask me after all that we've been through ♪ ♪ still believe
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in magic well yes i do of course i do ♪ ♪ of course i do ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh yes i do ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, everybody. >> jimmy: fantastic, fellas. fantastic. awesome, brother. coldplay! "ghost stories" is out on may 19th. visit tonightshow.com for an exclusive bonus performance. we'll be right back, everybody! ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to seth rogen, matt bomer, coldplay. pcpc fantastic. zac efron, also the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thanks for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight, matt lauer and savannah guthrie, scientist bill nye,

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