tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC March 13, 2015 11:34pm-12:37am PDT
yesterday was the deadline to claim the money, and no ticket, and no knee, and now the million bucks goes to the california public schools, and this is the upside, but the downside, he didn't find the ticket. >> and great for student, and terrible for him. >> oh, man, he is is going to be thinking about that one for a long, long time. >> and he will find it tomorrow. >> oh, gosh. >> and we will have a warm weekend? >> yes, and the temperatures will warm up, but we will will start out with the low clouds, and patchy drizzle, and it is going to be partly sunny through tomorrow, and the best chance of showers is through sunday, and san francisco in the north bay, and it is going to be feeling weird tomorrow, but enjoy it, because the weekend is here. >> bye-bye. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests --
samuel l. jackson norman reedus musical guest, jessie j and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 210, san antonio! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! hi, how are you? nice to see you. oh, looking good. hot crowd tonight! hot crowd! welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. that's what i'm talking about. you guys, this is the hot show.
this is the show to be at. this is the one. [ cheers and applause ] thank you all for being here. thank you all for being here. guys, here's what people are talking about. well, vice president joe biden fueled more speculation about his possible 2016 presidential campaign by giving a speech in iowa yesterday. and you know how he's always joking around. yesterday biden said that he was elected to the senate 129 years ago. [ laughter ] then he said, "but i think we can all agree that it's felt much longer." [ laughter ] [ applause ] he wasn't joking there. but during the speech biden actually gave a big shout out to one of his good old friends. check out this video here. >> and neil smith, an old butt buddy. are you here, neil? neil, i miss you, man. i miss you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what'd he say? can we just show that again? dave, can we have that line? >> and neil smith, an old butt
buddy. are you here, neil? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's enough. that's enough. he was always behind me 100% of the time. [ laughter ] neil was always -- [ applause ] old butt buddy of mine. he's an old butt buddy of mine. no big deal. >> steve: neil. neil, my butt buddy. >> jimmy: yeah, neil, my butt buddy, man, yeah. maybe it meant something entirely different 129 years ago. that's the only thing i can think of. this made me laugh, you guys. this week, supreme court justice ruth bader ginsburg, i love her. i think she's awesome. she revealed that she wasn't, quote, "100% sober" during president obama's --- [ laughter ] president obama's state of the union address last month. wasn't 100% sober. no, no, no. how old is ruth? how old is ruth bader ginsburg? ish. 80 something? >> audience: 106. >> jimmy: 106, thank you, sir. [ laughter ] anyways, she said she wasn't 100% sober. but, nobody could tell, right?
i mean, can we see a photo of ruth bader ginsburg from this year's state of the union address? [ laughter ] am i a pretty girl? would you swipe right? [ laughter ] i only had tee martoonis. some big sports news here this week. tiger woods announced he is quitting golf until his game improves. yeah. making him the first man in history to quit his job and play less golf. very interesting move. [ laughter ] you don't really see that. very rare. [ applause ] of course we continue to have some pretty rough weather here on the east coast. it's cold outside. this week the mayor of boston said the city may have to consider dumping snow in the harbor. then he said, and if that doesn't work we're going to dump it on your mother. [ laughter ] they're tough in boston. they're tough in boston. guys, a big weekend. today is friday the 13th.
[ cheers and applause ] it's also the opening of "fifty shades of grey." [ cheers ] and tomorrow is valentine's day. [ cheers ] and sunday is the nba all-star game. [ cheers ] and monday is president's day. [ cheers ] wow, that's a lot stuff going on. i want to make sure i don't miss anything. so, if you don't mind, i'd like to take a quick minute to address anyone celebrating any of those events. ♪ happy valentine's day, everyone. i hope your heart is filled with so much warmth, love, and slam dunks. [ laughter ] so, when you're up in the air going for that 360 monster slam, remember. be careful for black cats. [ laughter ] be careful for ladders. watch out for -- george washington. [ laughter ] he was a great president. a president who loved sadomasochism. leather whips, assless chaps,
and double-pump tomahawk jams. so happy president, mr. grey, and watch out, basketball. back to you, me. [ cheers and applause ] i like that guy. hey, if you eat out a lot you may want to listen to this. the review website yelp has just released its top-rated restaurants in the u.s., which includes japanese food in vegas. >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and barbecue in california. >> steve: right, those are the top, right. >> jimmy: that's right. but yelp also released its list of the lowest-rated restaurants. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: and it's pretty interesting too. take a look at this. first we have sam's room temperature clams. [ laughter ] one star. >> steve: one star. >> jimmy: only got one star. >> steve: that's not good. >> jimmy: that's never good. next up there is burger thing. i never even -- [ laughter ] after that there is that smell is us. they got half -- that got half a star. finally, there's arby's. wait. >> steve: hey! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that can't be right.
[ applause ] i love a good roast beef sandwich every now and then. guys, i saw this week was the great american water taste test, which award east hampton, massachusetts the title of best-tasting water in the country. yeah. judges say this contest was pretty close this year, because it's water. [ laughter ] pretty much tastes the same everywhere. shouldn't even have that contest. massachusetts has the best-tasting water in america. and once again, the second-best tasting water in america went to -- >> audience: new york city! >> jimmy: coors light. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tastes pretty good to me, man. ♪ rocky mountain high >> steve: colorado. >> jimmy: finally, college basketball this week. georgia won a big game against texas a&m. did you see that? oh, my gosh. you could really tell that georgia coach, mark fox gave it everything he had. just listen to his post-game
interview. >> what gave you the edge through the end of the game? >> well, we just defended. you know, we just defended. and made baskets to get a lead. and then made our free throws. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and his wife was like, "are you making fun of my husband's voice?" we have a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: whoa, we have got a a fun show tonight. this guy stars in one awesome movie after another. the latest one, "kingsman: the secret service," opens everywhere today. samuel l. jackson is here tonight! he's a cool dude. from one of the biggest shows on tv, "the walking dead,"
norman reedus is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to challenge norman to a game of face breakers with a "walking dead" twist. also we've got music. oh my gosh, i love this girl. oh, my gosh. jessie j is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. guys, valentine's day is this weekend. [ cheers and applause ] i want to do a little -- i want to do a little fallontine's day giveaway. to a lucky person in the audience. before the show we handed out a a questionnaire to everyone. we asked you guys what kind of bands and music you're into. what you don't know is there's a specific reason we did this. we asked if you liked the beatles. we asked who was your favorite beatle. all in the hopes of finding the biggest paul mccartney fan in our audience. why? i'll tell you why. because paul mccartney loves valentine's day. that's why. this valentine's day he's doing a super special surprise show
in a small intimate venue right here in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] he wants to give two tickets to a very special person in our studio audience tonight! [ cheers and applause ] i've got the tickets right here. ladies and gentlemen, the results of the questionnaire, and we found the biggest paul mccartney fan in our audience. if i call your name, stand up. i'm looking for alex probst. where is alex probst? hey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ congratulations! hello! nice to meet you. >> you too. >> jimmy: you're going to have to talk into this here. you're going to see paul mccartney live tomorrow night. where are you from? >> kentucky. >> jimmy: kentucky, yeah. [ cheers ] and this is the gentleman you're going with? >> this is my husband. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. this is perfect. well, hopefully you're going with him, yeah. [ laughter ] happy valentine's day to you. you're going to go to a special concert with paul mccartney.
i mean, it's super tiny. i mean, no one knows about this show. it's not just you guys, but it's a little bit more. he's going to sing all the hits, he's going shower you with rose petals. i'm just kidding about you rose petals. but he's going to do all his hits. there are your tickets, right there. happy fallontine's day to you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and to you as well. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. thank you to paul mccartney. stick around. we'll be right back with thank you notes, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's a significant improvement over the infiniti we had... i've had a lot of hondas... we went around the country, talking to people who made the switch to ford. the brand more people buy. and buy again. all-wheel drive is amazing... i felt so secure. i really enjoy the pep in its step... that's the ecoboost... the new image of ford now looks really refined. i drove the fusion... and i never went back. escape was just right. just announced, make the switch to ford and get $750 competitive owner cash on top of other offers at your local ford dealer.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. now today is friday and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. i check my inbox, return some e-mails and of course i send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] i'm running a bit behind tonight. so i thought if you guys wouldn't mind i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool? is that all right? [ cheers and applause] you guys are the best. james, can you get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ [ laughter ] >> steve: is it casual friday? >> jimmy: no, no. he just doesn't wear a tie sometimes. i think it's stuffed in his pocket there.
>> steve: "fifty shades of grey." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's only three shades. three shades of gray. >> steve: that's three shades of grey. >> jimmy: that's where he got it. >> steve: sorry. my bad. >> jimmy: no problem. that's where he shops. three shades of grey men's suit. >> steve: men's suits. three shades of grey. >> jimmy: you swap them in and out. it's right next to the american girl doll store. >> steve: really? [ laughter ] where he also shops. >> steve: he shops there too. >> jimmy: shops there as well. ♪ thank you, brewery that create aid beer based on "fifty shades of grey," which includes ingredients designed to get couples in the mood. or as it's also known, beer. [ laughter and applause ] we don't have a problem. we're good. we don't have a problem. >> steve: we're good. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, madonna's outfit at the grammys for needing more material, girl. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] not saying anything about madonna. >> steve: but, but --
>> jimmy: i have nothing against madonna, but -- >> steve: but -- ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, candy hearts you get on valentine's day, for being the best way to say, "i love you, now please eat chalk. [ laughter and applause ] you don't get to say that much. ♪ thank you, jordan fighting with isis, for sounding less like a a war and more like something happening on "the bachelor." jordan called isis a whore. [ laughter ] what did you say about me? [ laughter ] girls, girls, girls. everybody, calm down. [ laughter ] you're all whores. [ laughter ] no fighting. [ cheers and applause ] what's the problem?
♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] here we go. ♪ thank you. ♪ thank you, icicles, for being a a wonderful example of winter's beauty and also the perfect murder weapon. [ laughter ] ♪ if you ever call my whores people again, i swear i'll grab an icicle. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's a murder weapon. >> jimmy: because the weapon will melt. >> steve: inside your body. >> jimmy: and then there will just be water all over the place and you can probably taste test it but it won't be as good as the water in massachusetts. [ laughter and applause ]
like drinking an icy cold coors light, man! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: rock and roll, bro. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, sending valentine's flowers to your wife's office, for reminding us that it's not about telling her i love you, it's about making her friends feel bad. [ laughter and applause ] i didn't get anything. ♪ thank you, waking up in the morning and immediately checking your phone, for being a reminder that before any human interaction, you must see if your instagram from last night got any likes. [ laughter and applause ] honey, 15 likes. >> steve: had a couple beers. >> jimmy: thank you, jack in the box mascot, for showing me what "the nightmare from christmas" guy would look like if he ran a hedge fund. [ laughter ] there you guys go right there. those are my thank you notes. we'll be right back with
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check out my breakfast! eggs... sausage... ham... bacon... cheese... and sourdough bread. uh, mine's easier. get a load of jack's loaded breakfast sandwich. what's on it? what's not on it? it's like a big ol' breakfast buffet right in your hand. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by one of the biggest movie stars on the planet. he's a marvel superstar, an academy award nominee and stars alongside colin firth in the big new action film called "kingsman: the secret service," which opens everywhere today. please welcome back to our show, a talented man, here's samuel l. jackson! [ cheers and applause ]
♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. mr. gq, mr. esquire, looking sharp. [ cheers and applause ] >> you know what -- >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about, man. >> fantastic, fantastic opportunity to like get a free bespoke suit from a movie. >> jimmy: oh, is that -- >> yeah, this is actually from like the kingsman line. >> jimmy: look at that. oh, my gosh. so, you actually went to a a place in england and they went for it? >> no, no, no, no. matthew and mr. porter have joined in this, like, thing. so, they hope the movie becomes such a success that they just start selling these dope suits.
>> jimmy: their own line of suits. >> their own suits. >> jimmy: gosh, this is beautiful. >> the kingsman line. >> jimmy: i love it. i'll do the kingsman line. welcome back, samuel l. jackson. thank you for being here, my man. i like this. i like this a lot. >> job face. that's that job face. >> jimmy: now, what job is this? >> "hateful eight." >> jimmy: oh, quentin tarantino? >> hanging out with quentin, yeah, man. >> jimmy: i mean, this is the one. "hateful eight," this is the one that was rumored not to be -- >> yeah, that he wasn't going to make because they leaked the script online. then, we did this big reading in l.a. and everybody was like, "oh, man, come on. you got to make this movie." >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. then, he -- he was standing there and listening to the love from the crowd when they were watching us just read it. and it was kind of like, okay. we got to do it. >> jimmy: yeah, i got to do this for the people. >> we're in telluride making it, but it's not snowing. we need this weather in telluride. >> jimmy: it's not snowing there? >> it snowed like two days and it's supposed to be like, you know, a western and a blizzard. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, no. you got to film this in boston. [ laughter ] >> yeah. yeah, the mountain range of boston. >> jimmy: yeah, up in boston. yeah, they got some mountains there. they do now. >> southie mountains, yeah.
>> jimmy: wicked good skiing there, yeah. but you -- is it 20 years ago around "pulp fiction"? >> "pulp fiction" is 20 years old, yeah. >> jimmy: man, oh, man. can you belive that? [ cheers and applause ] >> no. >> jimmy: it happened quick, right? >> it goes by so fast. and it's one of those kind of films that every year, like, three million kids come of age that they can watch it. so, they discover it and they think it's the coolest thing on the planet. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> so, it's a brand new movie again and i got a whole new group of people, you know, asking me about quarter-pounder with cheese. [ laughter ] "say what again," you know? >> jimmy: you'll be old. you'll be with a cane, yelling, "say what again!" >> yeah. there's going to be a a 15-year-old rolling up, "say what again." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: leave me alone! >> oh, my god. oh, my god. >> jimmy: i don't want anything. please don't bother me. yeah. did you know back then that you would get along with quentin tarantino, you'd be friends and buddies? >> from -- >> jimmy: from "pulp fiction." >> -- the audition for -- i actually auditioned for "resevoir dogs" and didn't get the job. >> jimmy: uh-oh. >> and i ran into him at
sundance when they were doing the first screening of it, and i walked up to him and said, "man." >> jimmy: "say what again." >> awesome movie. this movie's so great. he's like, "how'd you like the guy who got your part?" and i was like, "movie would've been much better with me in it." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: duh. what do you think i'm going to say? >> yeah, and he says, "i'm writing something for you right now." and i go, "you remember me?" he's like, "yeah, man, i'm writing something for you right now. you're going to get it soon." and "pulp fiction" came in the mail like two weeks later. >> jimmy: wow. >> and i was like, whoa. >> jimmy: i mean, that -- >> okay. worth not getting the job for. >> jimmy: yeah. every, every film he puts out is worth everything. just as a fan and watching it. is "hateful eight" -- is this one rumored to be his last one? have you heard that rumor? >> no, he said he's going to make -- he actually said he wants to make ten movies that'll cement his legacy. so, this is eight? >> jimmy: oh, there you go. >> so, he's going to do two more. >> jimmy: hateful nine. >> i don't think. i don't think, you know. >> jimmy: hateful ten. like a doughy white guy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he wears a suit and sits behind a desk.
he could be in hateful ten. >> you could do that. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. if he watches, i'm just saying. >> well, "hateful eight"'s like eight really bad people trapped in a haberdashery slash saloon in the middle of a blizzard in the middle of nowhere. >> jimmy: really? >> facing each other with -- "i don't like you." "i don't like you either." >> jimmy: wow. >> i don't like you either. and they've all got guns. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, oh, yeah. >> one of those things. i saw the trailer for "kingsman: the secret service" and i said, oh, this is going to be the most fun movie. i'm going to see it because it looks -- who directed this one? >> matthew vaughn. >> jimmy: who did "x-men." >> "x-men," yeah, and "kick-ass." >> jimmy: which were great films and so much fun to watch. i saw this trailer. i go, oh, i cannot wait. sometimes we get screeners sent to me so i can see the movie. this one was really good. >> there's unbelievable stuff that happens in this film. and believe me, you will never listen to "freebird" the same way again. >> jimmy: really? >> oh, my gosh, yes. and colin firth can actually take liam neeson's job as the man who has a specific set of
skills. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> it's hard to believe, but when you see him, you'll be like, "oh -- 'kay." >> jimmy: yeah. >> he can handle this. he can do this. >> jimmy: i think this is the first time you've come on the show and you haven't said a a dirty word. >> well, it's the first time you had me on the show and you didn't put me to work doing some other [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] ♪ [ applause ] thank you very much. of course, we love you on this show. congrats on this new film. i want to show everyone a clip. this is -- i don't even know if you're in this clip. >> let's see. >> jimmy: well, we didn't want to spoil it because you know what you do in the movie. >> yeah, yeah. i do a lot of interesting things in the movie. >> jimmy: yeah, he does. you have to go see this. it's super fun. but here's a clip of samuel l. jackson and colin firth in "kingsman: the secret service," in theaters right now. check it out. >> mister deville. what a coincidence. you are totally the reason i am here. when you left my house, i was
thirsting for that dope ass smoking jacket you had on. and since i'm going the royal ascot and apparently you need one of these penguin suits, here i am. what are you doing here? what's up, man? valentine. >> this is my new valet. i was just introducing him to my tailor. >> another coincidence. so am i. >> have you had any chance to think further on my proposal? >> most definitely. my people will be getting in touch with you very soon. i guarantee it. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. how fun is that? [ cheers and applause ] i always like your characters. but why that voice for that character? why the speech impediment? >> well, you know, bond villains are always very unique and they have something about them. and there's something about a a person who has a speech impediment. i stuttered really badly when i was a kid. so, kids laughed at me. they made fun of me. and this guy is like the smartest guy on the planet and now he's one of the richest guys on the planet.
and because he has this speech impediment, people tend to dismiss him in an interesting sort of way. and he judges them and kind of gets his revenge. so, it's just a little something to keep my going. and like i told matthew, one of the baddest men on the planet had a lisp. he was like, "who's that?" mike tyson. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: absolutely, right? you look at him and you go, "this guy wants to fight me in the ring?" and mike tyson's like -- and then, you go, "oh, my gosh." >> excuse me. excuse me, excuse me. >> jimmy: man, we're always psyched to have you on the show. we love you, man. >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: thank you so much. samuel l. jackson! "kingsman: the secret service" in theaters right now. norman reedus joins us after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ we take great care with what goes into our chalice. only maize, hops, barley... and water. and because water is so important to us, we've partnered with water.org to help
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: looking good my brother. looking sharp, as always. i love this cover, by the way. "entertainment weekly." i love the look. i love the shirt. it's fantastic. the ladies obviously love it as well. >> i look a little smelly right there. >> jimmy: no, it's good. you gotta get into it. a lot of people think you were a model before you were an actor. because was you were a model at one point. >> i mean, i dabbled. i'm kind of short and round. but -- annie leibovitz came to the set of "six ways to sunday" and she shot some of the photos. she knew people there. >> jimmy: she's amazing. >> but she had dinner with miuccia prada and they were doing a series of actors. john malkovich did it and tim roth and joaquin did it.
and she said, "i shot this kid today." and then i got a call from my manager at the time saying, "you're up for it -- it's between you and nicolas cage for prada." and i was like, "what's prada?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're like, "is that a watch company? i don't know what that is. is that a beer?" >> at that time me and my five friends had one suit in the closet and we all shared it. >> jimmy: i've been there. >> yeah. but they sent me to paris and gave me some clothes. and it was fun. >> jimmy: look at this. nice shots there. [ cheers and applause ] >> i look so creepy. >> jimmy: you look cool man. you look like you're in the jam or something. you look like a young dave gilmore. they pushed you on the ground there. >> they did. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very violent photo shoot. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're just like looking into the car window like, "hey, you guys are cool?" [ laughter ] and they're, "like get on the ground!" [ laughter ] that's a fantastic thing. >> looks like i'm trying to carjack you or something. >> jimmy: yeah. so you were an actor first, then dabbled in modeling and
then back to actoring. >> yeah. i think more people saw that than "six ways to sunday." >> jimmy: but then "walking dead." who's not seen this show? i mean, this is the biggest show. it's the number one show around, number one show out there right now. congratulations. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: i mean it's unbelievable. 16 million people. [ cheers and applause ] everyone's watching. you're fantastic in it. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: you have fans all over the place. and you have really good fans. i must say. you see it as well. but everyone's been trying to get tickets to the show and going crazy and on twitter. and they love you. and they follow you on twitter. what is it again? www -- >> big bald head. >> jimmy: big bald head. that is your twitter handle. and everyone saw it. because at first i gotta tweet ya and then i'm like, "oh wwwbigbaldhead is on the show." i'm like "no, he's not." then i'm like, "oh, that's norman reedus." but i love your fans. and i've got to say this is my favorite -- this is a photo of your fans. i guess they're at a comic-con. i don't know where these people were. this is a mom and two sons. look how cool they are. norman reedus. isn't that fun? yeah, i know. [ laughter ] he can't go out alone. >> right? >> jimmy: the son can't go out alone.
"bye mom. i'm just going to go take a a walk." like, "okay, that's cool. i'm gonna go, too." and then he's like, "can i come?" [ laughter ] you stay behind and let everyone -- >> those are my people. i love these kids for doing that. i thought it was awesome. >> jimmy: dude, that's so great. because he knows that you're doing that. you don't even think he's gonna say that. you go, "oh my gosh." but then what's cool is that you actually tweeted this out on new year's eve. props to wherever you guys are. i hope you're having the best new year's eve right now. >> i thought it was great. >> jimmy: that's pretty cool of you to do that. that made me happy. >> i kinda saw them from way far away. and they whistled and looked over there and they kind of waved. and then they turned around, and i was like, "no way." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how are you doing, anus? good to see you. [ laughter ] your mom's a big fan of yours. which is always a good thing. but she is a big fan of the show as well. >> she is, yeah. she gets really into it. and i think she kind of relates to the carol character a little bit. >> jimmy: really?
she relates to carol? >> yeah. >> jimmy: here's a text. it says, "cool 'walking dead' episode with an emoji. it's a good one. are you watching?" she goes, "yes emoji, and then shocked emoji. thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up." then she did smoochie face kissing you. thumbs up. then she goes, "carol is really pretty." you wrote, "ha, yes, she is." then she said, "is she single?" [ laughter ] she wanted you to date carol? >> i don't -- i don't know. i think she relates to carol not in that way, of course. >> jimmy: because fans want you to be with carol. i know a lot of people do. >> and also beth. also michonne and also rick and also steven. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're getting into "fifty shades" territory. we've got to calm down. yeah, it's insane? carol and daryl? carol and daryl? you need to get bob newhart in
there and then we can start talking. [ laughter ] i just love that your mom's watching the show. my mom watches my show but she calls me and goes, "oh, my god, i saw the best episode of 'ellen' today." [ laughter ] >> my mom calls me and says, "can you get a haircut now? can you get a haircut now? can you take a shower now?" >> jimmy: "can you have an episode where they cut your hair?" "no, mom." we like to play games on the show, and i'd like to challenge you to a face breakers game. this requires accuracy. are you good with a bow? >> i'm pretty good with a bow. i think i might have brought a a little clip for you to see. i was in japan. and they asked me would you rather make sushi or do calligraphy or do a longbow? and i did the longbow. >> jimmy: what was it for? >> for a japanese talk show. and while we were doing it, you know, they show us how to do it like real close up. then at one point -- >> jimmy: what are we talking about here? is this like a nerf gun? nerf bow? >> no. like a seven-foot longbow.
right? and then the target is about this big. and i went to about the length of a basketball court and -- >> jimmy: i would have made sushi right there. [ laughter ] >> but the instructor, i think he said something like, "he'll never hit the target from there." and then right when he said it i went plink, and i hit it. >> jimmy: you hit the target? >> and the whole place went bananas. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't really believe you. but that's a good story. [ laughter ] emoji thumbs up. yeah. you have a clip of this? >> i think so. >> jimmy: let me see. here's norman reedus. that's you right there. >> yeah. [ target breaking ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was fantastic. all right dude, it's on. it's a miracle. stick around. norman and i are playing face breakers when we come back. it's going to be great. [ cheers and applause ]
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shooting cross-bows at that wall of glass with our faces on it. that's my face. and that's norman's face. much cooler face. yeah, now look, when we hear this air horn -- [ air horn ] --that means it's the speed round and we shoot as many darts as we possibly can. first person to break all their opponent's faces wins. okay? there's also a surprise in store for the loser of tonight's game. [ laughter ] norman, are you ready to start breaking faces? >> let's do it. >> jimmy: let's do it, buddy. all right. [ cheers ] all right, you're my guest. do you want this side? >> i'll take -- >> jimmy: it doesn't matter. yeah that's what i said. oh, my gosh. it's like looking in the mirror. oh, my gosh. all right. you go first, buddy. go ahead. take the safety off. there's a little safety right there. there you go. good luck. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> ooh.
[ applause ] ♪ yay. >> jimmy: shoot from the hip, dude. tariq not impressed. ♪ >> yeah. right in the middle. [ applause ] >> jimmy: this is exciting. oh! ♪ [ applause ] >> oh my god. what? >> jimmy: you see how big my face is? that's a lot to take out there. >> ooh. >> jimmy: oh, shut up! [ laughter ] all right, guys, come on, who's with me? [ cheers and applause ] oh, no! [ air horn ] [ air horn ] oh, my gosh. all right.
go, go, go! [ cheers and applause ] >> aw, man. oh. oh. [ cheers ] you don't have any left. i got 'em all. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: no, no. that's not true. today's opposite day. [ laughter ] today is opposite day. oh, my gosh. of course everyone knows -- [ cheers and applause ] oh, boy. as i said before, there's a a surprise. and this is a bummer, because i know what the surprise is. [ laughter ]
let's see it. let's just see the darn thing. oh, my goodness. it's a -- it's what we call a reverse dunk tank. the winner will shoot at that target, which is connected to that massive balloon right above the loser's head. i lost. so i'm going to get inside that reverse. [ cheers ] >> how many -- how many shots do i get? [ applause ] all right, all right. all right, all right. right here? yeah. yeah! [ drum roll ] oh! how many left? [ audience aws ] what? >> jimmy: that's it. game over, everybody.
♪ [ cheers and applause ] yeah! yeah! >> jimmy: that's cold water. it's cold water. i love you buddy. you're good, man. norman reedus, everybody! "the walking dead" airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. on amc. jessie j. performs for us after the break. come on back, everybody. >> woo! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
♪ ♪ so much pressure why so loud if you don't like my sound you can turn it down ♪ ♪ i got a road and i walk it alone uphill battle i look good when i climb ♪ ♪ i'm ferocious, precocious i get braggadocios i'm not gonna stop ♪ ♪ i like the view from the top you talk that blah blah ♪ ♪ that la-la that rah-rah what and i'm so done i'm so over it ♪ ♪ sometimes i mess up i f-up up, i hit and miss but i'm okay i'm cool with it ♪ ♪ i still fall on my face sometimes and i can't colour inside the lines ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm perfectly incomplete i'm still working on my masterpiece ♪ ♪ and i, i wanna hang with the greats got a way to go
but it's worth the wait ♪ ♪ no, you haven't seen the best of me i'm still working on my masterpiece ♪ ♪ whoa oh, oh ahh whoa oh yeah ♪ ♪ those who mind don't matter those who matter don't mind ♪ ♪ if you don't catch what i'm throwing then i leave you behind gone in a flash ♪ ♪ and i ain't living like that they talk that blah blah that la-la that rah-rah ♪ ♪ go with the punches and take the hits sometimes i mess up ♪ ♪ i f-up up i swing and miss but it's okay i'm cool with it ♪ ♪ i still fall on my face sometimes and i can't colour inside the lines ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm perfectly incomplete
i'm still working on my masterpiece ♪ ♪ and i, i wanna hang with the greats got a way to go but it's worth the wait ♪ ♪ no, you haven't seen the best of me i'm still working on my masterpiece ♪ ♪ whoa oh, oh ahh whoa, oh yeah ♪ ♪ i still fall on my face sometimes and i can't colour inside the lines ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm perfectly incomplete i'm still working on my masterpiece ♪ ♪ masterpiece, masterpiece yeah i still fall ♪ ♪ inside the lines 'cause i'm perfectly incomplete i'm still working on ♪ ♪ my masterpiece
and i, i wanna hang with the greats got a way to go ♪ ♪ but it's worth the wait no, you haven't seen the best of me ♪ ♪ i'm still working on my masterpiece ♪ ♪ whoa oh, oh ahh whoa oh yeah ♪ ♪ still working on still working on still working on my masterpiece ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the way to do it. that's the way to do it. jessie j! "sweet talkers" in stores now. my thanks to samuel l. jackson, norman reedus, jessie j once again. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. and the roots behind me and over there. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a a great weekend. hope to see you next week. bye-bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪