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oh, makes me feel good. good to see you guys. we're gonna have fun tonight. this is a good show. this is a great show to be at tonight. this is the one. this is the one to watch. >> audience: yes it is! [ cheers ] most fast food places use formulas to create their combos. >> jimmy: well, here's what everyone's talking about. but all that math, doesn't always equal something tasty. of course, yesterday was super tuesday. and it looks like it's gonna come down to donald trump at my place, you can get a mouthwatering sourdough bacon ranch combo. versus hillary clinton for the presidency. with a full size beef patty, bacon, even the alien and predator are like, "this is too scary to and creamy ranch sauce, on toasted sourdough bread. watch." [ laughter and applause ] that's right. plus hot & salty fries and a freestyle drink for just $4.99. donald trump won the most states of the republican because flavor always beats formulas. candidates yesterday, but ted cruz also picked up enough the sourdough bacon ranch combo, just $4.99 for a limited time. delegates to keep the race close. that's right. experts say they're now necks combos done my way. and necks. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that's a tight race. >> jimmy: yeah. and chris christie stood right behind trump at his victory speech last night. [ audience ohs ] and a lot of people noticed that christie didn't look too happy about it. check this -- check this out. look at this. >> the virginia win was just a
a great win, because it's a a place that is just spectacular and a place that we have big investments in, as we have in florida. remember, we have thousands of employees in florida, all along miami, doral, and mar-a-lago. >> jimmy: at this point, christie's face is basically america's face. it's like -- it's really happening? [ laughter and applause ] did you guys hear this? it was revealed recently that donald trump is pretty sensitive about the size of his hands. [ light laughter ] actually, it caused some of the candidates and media outlets to joke that he's got really small hands. and i think it's finally getting to him. and check out -- check him out after his speech last tonight. >> no country can sustain that kind of -- [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's odd. don't you think that's odd? that's a little odd, right? >> steve: it's a little weird. >> jimmy: and hillary clinton had a big night, picking up victories in seven states. [ cheers ] while speaking in miami last night hillary said, quote, "i believe what we need in america today is more love and kindness." [ cheers and applause ]
then she added, "and i will crush anyone who won't let me do it." [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] crush! [ applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is the host of "the rachel maddow actually, during her victory rally last night, one of the show." things hillary said was that last night, she co-anchored she wants to build a ladder of opportunity. msnbc's live political coverage of super tuesday. then people in mexico said, so she's been up all night. "great, we'll use it to climb over the other guy's dumb wall." here to tell us about it, please welcome the very smart, [ laughter and applause ] the very engaging we'll get over the wall, build rachel maddow! a ladder. ♪ this is pretty weird. when fox news projected that [ cheers and applause ] hillary clinton won the tennessee primary last night, they showed a very precise percentage for her vote total. take a look at this. yeah. [ laughter ] 66.6. >> jimmy: thank you. welcome back. you know we love you here. when asked if that meant >> you can't fall asleep when you are jumping around. anything, hillary's like, "of course not!" a medical fact. i mean, "of course not, ha ha ha." >> jimmy: medical fact, yeah. >> yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you've been up all night. thank you for being here. >> kind of, yeah. >> jimmy: were you on tv at like 1:00, 2:00? but it's all -- it's not all good news for hillary. >> like 2:00 in the morning, her last batch of her private ish. >> jimmy: thank you so much for doing the show. server e-mails was released >> oh, i'm happy to. this is like politics
this week, and in some of the christmas. it's very exciting. e-mails clinton complains about there's no reason to sleep. some trouble with her fax [ laughter ] machine. >> jimmy: it's interesting. were there any surprises last hillary's exact words were, night on super tuesday? "this piece of crap isn't shredding anything." yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: not working. >> -- well, you know, there was a long while during the not working. broadcast last night where it fax machine's broke. meanwhile, bill clinton was campaigning for hillary at looked like the person who polling places in boston. might win the republican and some said that he broke the rule that you can't campaign primary in vermont was going to within 150 feet of people who be john kasich. are voting. and i was like, okay, that's a a surprise. then bill said, "trust me, there's a lot of people i'm not >> jimmy: no one saw that coming. allowed to be within 150 feet >> like going to see a a basketball game and all these of." super tall guys then [ laughter and applause ] danny devito runs on the court and he can dunk! ♪ [ laughter ] >> steve: polling. whoa. [ light laughter ] i didn't see that coming. turns out he lost. he didn't end up winning. >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy: but bernie sanders is [ light laughter ] >> for a minute, it felt like still hanging in there. that was going to be a in fact, he wound up winning four states last night. a surprise. >> jimmy: yeah. because i -- trump and hillary. [ cheers and applause ] but there's rumors that and he said that he's looking forward to bringing vermont values to the rest of the ben carson may be dropping out, country. but he hasn't said it. >> he's kind of, sort of and americans said, "if you're talking weed and ice cream, i dropping out of the race. think we can settle this right now." >> jimmy: he might just be [ laughter and applause ] talking in his sleep too. i mean, let's do it. [ laughter ] let's do it. [ mumbling ] i'm here. and believe it or not, i'm here, what is it? ben carson is still in the >> he said technically he
race. doesn't see a path forward, but [ light laughter ] he gave another electrifying he's not suspending yet. speech last night. >> jimmy: but he's not going to be at the other debates. now sometimes, we like to count >> and he's not going to be at how often a politician blinks the other debates. i don't know, you know, while giving a speech. ben carson has turned out to be hard to follow. but with carson, it's actually a lot more fun to count how in this race. many times he even opens his eyes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but can people still [ laughter ] hop in now? we didn't do anything to the or is the deadline over? video. check this out. i don't know the rules. >> well, that's a really important question. >> and we still have millions i'm not sure anybody knows the real answer. of americans who are saying on if you were going to run as a a republican or a democrat at facebook "you cannot leave us. this point, it's pretty hard because there have been 15 states that have already gone on each side and you can't we have to have a compete for those. but if you were going to run representative." not as a democrat or a [ cheers and applause ] a republican, if you were going to run as an independent or >> jimmy: four times. four times. some weird third party thing, nobody really knows if those people could still get in and actually contest it. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: carson's the first we might find out in the coming human to get 25 hours of sleep days if the republicans keep per day. [ light laughter ] freaking out so hard about he's the first human -- good for him. donald trump that they drive i feel bad making fun of carson, but it's not like he's themselves into some crazy plan gonna see it. like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. because some people just -- they just love trump. and then some republicans are like, i don't know what to do. >> yeah. it seems like it is and finally, i saw that apple irretrievably cleaving the is expected to hold its new republican party. product event later this month, and the cleave, like the two
and many speculate a smaller iphone could be announced. sides, are all the people in washington, all the people in and i guess they want to attract iphone users with the beltway press, all the people in the republican establishment who are like, smaller hands. "trump? then trump was like, "get me we can't give our party to one of those tiny iphones." trump! he's nuts!" [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show! then on the other side are all give it up for the roots! the voters -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ -- who want donald trump. >> jimmy: what are you gonna say? >> yeah. so you can split, but trump ♪ gets all the voters and you guys get yourselves. [ laughter ] and that's not enough. [ cheers and applause ] so i don't know what they're going to do. >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy: thank you very much! >> it's a little nutty. they're going to try to take it welcome, everybody. from him at the convention, i it's been a great week so far. think. >> jimmy: what does that mean? there's more ahead. tomorrow night, >> eh -- it's not going to be pretty. pharrell williams and if he keeps winning the way he is, he's going to keep winning priyanka chopra will be here. [ cheers and applause ] by far the most states and by then on friday gwyneth paltrow far the most delegates and will be stopping by. their plan, and they're sort of [ cheers and applause ] talking about it openly now, is once you get to the end of this plus youtube star tyler oakley and music from the who. nominating process and he's done everything to win the >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's friday. nomination, at the end, when it comes time to say, okay, you're >> steve: man. >> jimmy: yeah, it's gonna be a the nominee, they're instead a good, good, good show. but first, joining us tonight going to be like, actually, it's going to be this guy. is a prolific and incredibly talented writer and performer. [ light laughter ] they're just going to pick she stars alongside somebody else even though he's margot robbie in a big new basically won the process. movie called "whiskey tango and i cannot imagine how that's foxtrot." going to work out.
she is fantastic in the movie. how that's going to stand. the movie is action packed and but that's their plan right now. that's their plan, what they're it's funny, funny, funny 'cause going to try to do. >> jimmy: interesting. it's tina fey. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't even know but she -- great performances. that was possible. >> i don't think it is. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] tina fey is here, ladies and gentlemen. >> until they do it. then it's possible. >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: then it's possible. plus, fresh off her live and then, mitt romney said that he's going to speak tomorrow. all-night political coverage of super tuesday, rachel maddow is he's going to say something. dropping by. he's announced that he's going [ cheers and applause ] to talk. any idea? any scoop? we're gonna talk to her about the latest on the big >> i mean, it's possible that i presidential campaign. and we have great music from santigold! guess he could try to run? [ chee and applause ] if it goes to the convention and they try to take it away from trump then, nobody knows who they would give it to santigold has a new record out. instead. "99 cents." it doesn't have to be somebody >> steve: oh. who has already been running. >> jimmy: yeah, the record they could pock anybody. itself, it costs probably they could pick mitt romney, $12.99. they could pick you. they could pick anyone. probably 15 -- depends. it varies. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: where you buy it. >> jimmy: but the name of the >> jimmy: please no, please no. album is "99 cents." i don't want it. i don't want this job! i do not want this job! but that is not the -- >> steve: price of the album. >> jimmy: price of the album. >> steve: that is only the name this is -- why would anyone of the album. >> jimmy: i can see where you want this job, president of the could be confused. >> steve: so, i went to the united states? store and i bought it and i go, it's the hardest job in the world. "this is 99 cents." the guy goes, "no, it's >> you get your own plane. [ laughter and applause ] $14.95." i go -- >> jimmy: no. >> jimmy: but it's -- it is i can't. i can't do it. "99 cents." >> steve: he was right. i love taking the train. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: it was $14.95. it's fantastic. [ light laughter ] >> you could probably get train
but i shouldn't have burned force one or something? down the store. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that was a mistake that you made, but that's on [ laughter ] you, you know? president fallon demands a club >> steve: my bad. car. >> jimmy: i'm in! >> jimmy: that's my bad. that's on me, man. i'm in if i get train force one. that would be awesome. [ laughter ] [ light laughter ] how about if kasich drops out, oh, man. damn, daniel. then it's rubio or cruz. >> steve: damn, daniel. [ laughter ] any -- damn. >> crubio, truz. >> jimmy: oh. >> damn, daniel. [ laughter ] [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: make up names. >> i mean, again, that sort of >> jimmy: as we mentioned before, yesterday was super the beltway and the republican establishment has decided that tuesday. and donald trump was the big it's definitely marco rubio. winner on the republican side. that he's definitely the best choice who is not donald trump. he's now the solid front-runner to get the gop nomination. if people are given the choice to pick marco rubio, they will. and after the results came in last night, trump spoke to the marco rubio hasn't won one state out of 15 so far and it media and his supporters. take a look. was the minnesota caucuses. [ cheers and applause ] all over the country he didn't just lose to donald trump, he >> jimmy: thank me, thank me, came in third all over the thank me very much. country. he can't win anything to save his life. [ laughter ] this has been an amazing night. and they've decided that he's we've already won five states. the winner. and it looks like we could win and they're all going to side with him. six or seven or eight or nine. i don't see how that goes. ted cruz has actually won some [ laughter ] states but the republican party maybe a million states by the doesn't want him as badly as time the night is over. they don't want trump. so where does this end? now, i'll admit i didn't win every state. >> jimmy: on the democratic side it's hillary, right?
i only got 27% of the vote in basically? texas. >> bernie is still alive. but remember, everything is bigger in texas. bernie has one advantage. first of all, he's sort of so 27% is actually more like 60%. doing what he expected to be doing. he wanted to win massachusetts last night and he didn't. so basically, i won texas. but other than that, he's sort of on track to where he wanted [ cheers and applause ] to be. the big advantage that he's got thank you. and thank me. is he's like crowd surfing on a as for oklahoma, look at it. a sea of money. he has so much money, you it looks like a trump wig that texas is wearing. wouldn't recognize a socialist in the crowd. so i basically won there, too. [ laughter ] he raised more money the day before yesterday than of course, i wanna thank governor chris christie for his marco rubio raised in all of unblinking support. january. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter and applause ] like he's got so much money. i love this guy. he's fantastic. he's like my mini-me, except bigger. and it's not billionaires giving money to his super pac he's my mega-me. thank you, mega-me. and then he can't control how that money gets spent. you can go home now, mega-me. he doesn't have a super pac. good boy. that's people giving him honey that he can spend in any way good mega-me. that he wants. they're giving it to him in now since this is a press small amounts so he can go back conference, i'll take your to them and ask for more. questions and/or compliments. he has more money than anybody in the race democratic or you, go ahead. republican. >> you've been criticized for >> jimmy: wow. >> nobody knows how that works failing to distance yourself from the kkk and white when that's the socialist. supremacists like david duke. [ laughter ] so he's -- there's no reason to expect him, i think, to get do you have any comment on that? out. >> jimmy: look, first of all, i it's just a question of how he love the kkk. and hillary clinton run and whether he can start turning his money into more states. kim, khloe, kourtney, they're fantastic people.
[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: and then last i've known them a long time. question, when do we kind of find out who it is going to be? as for david duke, i've already what do you have left? disavowed that. i disavowed it like five times. you have florida, is that the deciding thing? but everyone's still like, >> florida and ohio are both going to go on march 15th. "damn, donald, back at it again so that's less than two weeks with the white supremacists." away now. [ laughter and applause ] and those will be pretty decisive. next question. if trump wins florida and ohio, >> donald, what's next? i even don't think they can try what if you get an endorsement to steal it anymore. from the nazi party? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean, at that point he's >> jimmy: look, i support people who cannot see. like earned it fair and square and taking it away would be even more crazy than what i love stevie wonder, who's a they're planning. but we'll have some stuff a fantastic singer. maybe not for everybody, but i happen between then. love him, okay? there's some races this beautiful. weekend, louisiana is voting this weekend. that will be fun because that's >> marco rubio said he intends to stay in the race. where david duke, the klansman, how do you feel about that? ran as the republican candidate >> jimmy: i don't get this guy. he keeps giving victory for governor in the '90s and speeches. now he's endorsed donald trump he hasn't won a thing. and donald trump doesn't know [ laughter ] what to make of it. that will be fun. he's like that guy who brags [ laughter ] about being three numbers away that will be the klan-didate from winning the powerball. experience this weekend. i have more important things to focus on. >> jimmy: klan-didate experience. yeah. i've got bigger fish to fry. >> klan-didate experience. then michigan is on tuesday. chris, that's a figure of that's going to be interesting. because everybody is waiting speech. [ laughter and applause ] for republican governor of michigan to resign, which could happen any minute between now and that race on tuesday. my real competition now is and nobody knows how to deal hillary clinton. with that. >> jimmy: sure, yeah. >> that's over the flint, and look, i called hillary michigan, lead poisoning thing.
earlier, i said, "here's the >> jimmy: disaster, yeah. >> so yeah, it's exciting. deal. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: great job. in 2008, you lost to a black thank you for schooling us as man. always. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: i love asking all but in 2016, you're gonna lose these questions. >> any time. to an orange man." >> jimmy: you do such great work. that's right. we love you. we're big fans of yours. orange is the new black. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] rachel maddow, everybody. and we are gonna win, win, win. [ cheers and applause ] "the rachel maddow show" airs weeknights at 9:00 p.m. on msnbc. in fact, i don't wanna just win the presidency. i also wanna win the last we'll be right back for music from santigold! season of "american idol." so text "trump" to 10112. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] together, we can make "american ♪ idol" great again. cue the music. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] straight talk wireless... is the same, but better than your current plan. yeah, it's gonna blow your mind. >> jimmy: stick around, with the bring your own phone activation kit... everybody. we'll be right back with tina fey. you keep your same phone... [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey pal? you ready? same 4g lte network... and same number. so what's better? how about paying half as much... with no contract or mystery fees. because straight talk's unlimited plan... is just $45 bucks a month. it's not just better... it's...amazing! can you pick me up at 6:30? stupendous! ah... it's... well, you get the idea. (boy) i'm here! i'm here! (cop) too late. find out more at straighttalkbyop.com
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back! we're joined right now by one of the best comedy writers and performers around. she's a best-selling author, a a multiple emmy and golden globe award winner, and this friday she's got a big new movie in theaters called "whiskey tango foxtrot," wtf. please welcome back to the
show, our buddy, tina fey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. new york city loves you, >> jimmy: our next guest we love. she's out with her third album tina fey. called "99 cents." come on. >> i love it. and she has this really cool interactive video. >> jimmy: thanks for being here. you look gorgeous. >> thank you for having me. like, mindblowing. >> jimmy: thank you so much. questlove and i got to see it a please. come on, we love you, love you. last time i saw you -- a couple a couple weeks ago or something like that, before it came out. it blew our mind. weeks ago, was it? >> yeah, at the lincoln center deal. you can check it out, it's on >> jimmy: lincoln center. her website, santigold.com. >> yes. >> jimmy: we were backstage. and what -- it's called "can't you and your husband threw this amazing party, amazing event get enough of myself." and basically if you're watching on your laptop, she's walking down the street, and for honoring lorne michaels. then your face is on the >> yes, lorne michaels was posters on the street. getting an award from lincoln center, and it was a fundraiser and it's just so cool and rad. to raise money for stuff there. [ cheers ] and, so yeah, my husband jeff and you're in a cup of coffee. it's just fun, fun, fun. and i got put in charge of making a show. no one is doing it like she's doing it. and we just made everyone come sing. performing "can't get enough of it was this great american myself," please welcome songbook show. santigold! so people came and sang.
[ cheers and applause ] what's the -- the what time gals? the -- >> jimmy: the ragtime gals. >> the ragtime gals here. ♪ you guys came and sang. ♪ oooh woah oh >> jimmy: i sang barber shop quartet. >> a version of r. kelly's oooh "ignition." >> jimmy: of course. yeah. [ cheers ] as one does. i can't get enough of myself ♪ >> because that's -- when you think "american songbook," that's what you think of. ♪ >> jimmy: backstage it was some of the best comedians ever. maya rudolph. >> steve martin. >> jimmy: steve martin, martin short. >> it was such a fun show. and it was cool because it was not filmed or anything. and it was like an hour-long show for these people at lincoln center, all these ♪ if i wasn't me comedians. and then finally, late in the i can be sure i'd wanna be show, i knew i had to have a i'm pretty major a ringer for the lincoln center people. and i'll say it out loud ♪ >> jimmy: yeah. >> something they really like, ♪ living my life in a fantasy the classy people. living my life so i was like, "ladies and gentlemen, please welcome in my vanity ♪ hey mom audra mcdonald." maybe you'll see me now ♪ and you could hear -- people in the audience were like, "oh, ♪ i call what i see thank god." and if i judge [ laughter ] well then so be ♪ they were like, "oh, thank god, these disgusting people are ♪ to my neighbours done." i'm the best thing around >> jimmy: the rbage people. living my life >> she's so awesome. in a fantasy ♪ >> jimmy: oh, she's ♪ living my life unbelievable. >> yeah. in my vanity >> jimmy: she comes on the hey mom show, she doesn't even need a a microphone. maybe you'll see me now ♪ >> she's super funny, too. >> jimmy: yeah. >> people don't know that. ♪ all i wanna do like, i e-mailed her, and i was like, "hey, do you want to do is what i do well this thing? it's a -- it's for lorne michaels." and she was like, "what do you ain't a gambler but honey need me to do?
i'd put money on myself ♪ strip like coco from 'fame' in his apartment? ♪ all i wanna do whatever you need me to do." [ laughter ] i was like, "oh, my god! audra mcdonald!" she's like, "nice coco. very pretty coco." is bottle it to sell ♪ >> jimmy: like coco from "fame." and fred armisen. ♪ 'cause my brand does vainglorious i didn't -- i missed his bit, but gosh, he makes me laugh. >> oh, yes, fred armisen. much better so we had to give lorne an for your health ♪ award at the end of the thing. and i was like, "he's got a lot ♪ woah oooh oooh of awards already. let's try to get a bit out of it." and so we had -- it was like, "now here to present the award i can't get enough is lorne's doorman of all i'm saying is true ♪ 28 years -- [ light laughter ] ♪ i can't get enough of myself ♪ -- nelson abatte," and we just dressed fred up like a doorman. ♪ woah oooh oooh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was with him backstage. i don't know what the bit was. i can't get enough >> he was dressed like a a doorman all night. i don't know about you ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, we shared a a dressing room. like, "i don't know why you're dressed as a doorman." he was like, "i don't know what ♪ but i can't get you're dressed like a enough of myself ♪ ♪ ha ha funny me a barbershop quartet guy." >> yeah. [ laughter ] life of the party v.i.p. >> jimmy: we didn't ask. >> showbiz, yeah. >> jimmy: we didn't even ask. got so much flavor >> it was not a surprise to see either of you that way. put me on the buffet ♪ >> jimmy: we just had a normal ♪ look at them conversation. didn't ask why each other were look at them liking me dressed like that. >> yeah. look at them no, why would you? >> jimmy: it was the most fun look at what sight to see ♪ thing. pal, i love you when you do the comedy, but i gosh, i loved you ♪ it's so hard in this movie. baby look at me now who now could it be >> oh, thank you, dude. >> jimmy: "whiskey tango foxtrot." calling the paparazzi ♪ you're fantastic in this. >> oh, thank you. ♪ well since you're here now >> jimmy: wtf. baby fire away look at them this is a code that they use. look at them liking me ♪ yeah. >> military slang. ♪ look at them look at what sight to see >> jimmy: military slang. >> you all know what we're it's so hard talking about. >> jimmy: yeah. baby look at me now ♪ but man, it's crazy to see ♪ all i wanna do you -- well, you use an ak-47.
is what i do well >> ak-47. ain't a gambler but honey sure. >> jimmy: it's actua -- have i'd put money on myself ♪ ♪ all i wanna do you ever even -- why would you even come close to shooting? >> no, the closest i ever came was the thing on the boardwalk is bottle it to sell ♪ where you shoot the air rifle ♪ 'cause my brand does and it makes a little tiny guy play the piano. vainglorious which i was really good at it much better as a kid. for your health ♪ ♪ woah oooh oooh >> jimmy: i think you should only do war movies from now on. >> you think? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i think you're i can't get enough the next lee marvin. [ laughter ] all i'm saying is true ♪ i knew that'd make you laugh. ♪ i can't get [ laughter ] i knew it'd make you laugh. enough of myself ♪ ♪ woah oooh oooh >> oh, i wanna be the next lee marvin. i can't get enough >> jimmy: but this is based on the book, right? i don't know about you ♪ >> yeah, there's this book, ♪ but i can't get enough of myself ♪ really great book called "the ♪ woah oooh oooh taliban shuffle." and it was written by a woman named kim barker who was a a journalist who got sent -- it i can't get enough was sort of like, we need -- when the war in afghanistan was all i'm saying is true ♪ getting outshadowed by the war ♪ i can't get in iraq, they needed -- enough of myself ♪ they didn't have enough journalists to go over there. ♪ woah oooh oooh and they were like, "who doesn't have kids and isn't married and can go?" [ light laughter ] i can't get enough she was like, "i'll go." i don't know about you ♪ and she went thinking she was going to stay for three months, ♪ but i can't get and she stayed for three years. enough of myself ♪ and she writes about her ♪ got me a ticket experiences there. i'm heating it up and things that i didn't know, my life's a party like these people, these journalists are amazing, i'm filling my cup ♪ ♪ it's in the woah they're with the marines all it's in the oooh
day in all these dangerous i'll tell you that situations. and then to cope with it, they party super hard. i can't get enough oooh ♪ ♪ i'm on a roll [ laughter ] i keep turning it up >> jimmy: yeah. >> hard! i'm my biggest fan and i can't get enough ♪ and so it's kind of about ♪ oooh oooh getting addicted to this adrenaline lifestyle. oooh oooh >> jimmy: yeah, it's crazy. say it again and it's good -- great i can't get enough ♪ co-stars. ♪ woah oooh oooh you have margot robbie who we had on the show last night. i can't get enough >> ugh, what a -- what a -- margot robbie, ugh. what a dud. all i'm saying is true ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ i can't get >> jimmy: not a good-looking woman. enough of myself ♪ but -- [ laughter ] >> oh, god bless her. >> jimmy: yeah, god bless her. ♪ woah oooh oooh yeah. she's just nice. we can say that. she's just a nice person. [ light laughter ] i can't get enough >> thank god she's nice. >> jimmy: thank goodness, yeah. because what else would she do? i don't know about you ♪ yeah, i mean -- ♪ but i can't get [ laughter ] enough of myself ♪ ♪ woah oooh oooh we have martin freeman on it -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- who plays your love interest. >> yeah. >> jimmy: why did you choose i can't get enough martin freeman for your love interest? >> you know, i'm a producer on all i'm saying is true ♪ the movie. ♪ i can't get >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. enough of myself ♪ >> it was a long casting process. i brought a lot of dudes in. ♪ woah oooh oooh [ laughter ] i brought -- like ryan gosling i can't get enough came in like five times. i don't know about you ♪ he couldn't get it. [ laughter ] ♪ but i can't get enough of myself i brought all the hemsworths. >> jimmy: yeah! [ laughter ] woah oooh oooh >> liam, terry -- >> jimmy: yeah, liam, terry. woah oooh oooh ♪ >> ralph. >> jimmy: georgie. >> georgie hemsworth. >> jimmy: georgie hemsworth. [ light laughter ] toucan. toucan hemsworth. [ cheers and applause ] >> toucan hemsworth.
[ laughter ] >> thank you. but i think, you know -- >> jimmy: a name for him, but >> jimmy: thank you so much. yeah. >> i was a fan of martin. really, truthfully, i was a fan thank you, thank you. of martin forever from the santigold! british "office" and "fargo." [ cheers and applause ] and so it's -- one thing when catch her on tour starting this you're producing a movie, i'm month. like, "i want that guy to be in the movie." we'll be right back with more >> jimmy: you have a great chemistry. >> thank you. "tonight show", everybody. well, you know, i have a type. [ cheers and applause ] as you know, my type is -- ♪ travel-sized. [ laughter ] i don't know why. no one knows why. no one happened to hardwire your brain. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i like little dudes. >> jimmy: but man, oh, man, you were just -- i believed everything, and halfway through watching the movie -- and this is a a compliment -- i didn't even see you anymore. i saw this woman, i saw kim -- >> oh, that's awesome. >> jimmy: kim, uh --barker? what --? >> kim baker in the movie. >> jimmy: kim baker in the movie. kim barker is the author. >> we changed stuff, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, i realize that. but i just loved it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: did you change? because i think doing a movie like that, i love watching it, but acting in it seems like a a lot of work. [ laughter ] >> oh, we do it all day every day. no, i mean, i don't know, we just go and we try to play stuff honestly and see -- and we shot the whole movie in
new mexico, which was pretty cool. >> jimmy: oh, is that where it was? >> they shot "lone survivor" -- and new mexico looks like afghanistan, weirdly. [ laughter ] but with like really good burgers with green chilis. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] they do put green chilis on everything. >> everything. they'll put it in your tea. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i saw you dedicated the movie to your dad. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the late don fey. >> yeah, my dad passed away. >> jimmy: i love your dad so much. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry, pal. i love the guy, and why -- i know, because he just passed, but also explain why your dad -- >> yeah, we dedicated the movie -- my dad served. he was -- oh, this movie's about the military. my dad served in korea, and he also was a journalist at the beginning of his career. he went to -- after he came back from korea, he went to temple university. philly! right? [ cheers ] temple university school of journalism, and he was a writer for "business week." and i think he would have liked this movie. i'm kind of relieved he doesn't have to see me, like, have sex with martin freeman, yes. [ laughter ] but other than that, i think he would have liked this movie. and so we dedicated the movie to him. and we also -- my family set up
a scholarship in my dad's name at temple for -- weirdly, not related to this movie, but because he was a a vet, for returning vets who want to study journalism. like a very specific -- [ applause ] -- scholarship. i think we're gonna put a link up. >> jimmy: yeah, please. >> and thank you. you were one of the first people to donate, and it was very generous, thank you. >> jimmy: you've been here numerous times, you and him and your mom. >> yes. >> jimmy: so give my mom -- give your mom best, please. >> i will. >> jimmy: he's gotta be so proud of you. gosh. i want to show a clip here. tina fey in the new movie "whiskey tango foxtrot," in theaters -- oh, should we set it up? >> oh, yeah. this is -- so, i play this journalist who's in afghanistan and she's, you know, confronting all these weird things where she goes to interview this important guy who is maybe going to be the attorney general of afghanistan. and he -- she asks him questions, and he won't answer her directly, only will talk to her male translator -- >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> -- for a while, and then he kind of gets into her a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] "whiskey tango foxtrot" in theaters this friday. check this out. >> kim baker.
i returned to this country to save it. i am a friend of america. >> which is why you should let me interview you, so people can understand that. >> i like you, kim. i like your mouthiness. that is a word, yes? it reminds me of my time living in london. you make me feel like a young man again. but i do not know you. how can we get to know each other, kim? [ gunfire ] yes, excellent, kim! [ gunfire ] [ laughter ] put a turban on her, she'd make a very handsome boy. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: it's tons of jokes. but it's action-packed. i'm so proud, man. that was a great movie. tina fey. we're going to try a new game called "know it all" after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tina's going to need an opponent tonight. and we found a very good one for her. she's the host of "the rachel maddow show" on msnbc. please welcome rachel maddow! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hello. >> jimmy: the energy, the energy. >> how are you? >> jimmy: this is going to be an exciting game right here. [ cheers and applause ] now, know it all is a game of knowledge and deception. here's how it works. each round you'll choose a a category things like fruits, countries, tv shows and you take turns naming something in that category. your clock counts down when it's your turn. whoever's clock runs out first loses that round. if you can't think of anything in the category, you can bluff and make something up, but if your opponent hits the challenge button and successfully calls your bluff, then they win the round. you can also challenge if the player repeats something you already said. let's take a look at tonight's categories. cocktails. famous bobs. [ light laughter ] dog breeds, cheeses, rappers, and spanish words.
[ cheers ] rachel, why don't you pick the first category? >> let's go with dog breeds. >> jimmy: dog breeds. dog breeds according to the american kennel club. [ light laughter ] there are 20 seconds on your clock. [ laughter ] what's that? >> tina: what's happening to you? >> jimmy: i don't know. my voice -- >> the voice. >> jimmy: my voice changes a a little bit. [ light laughter ] rachel, when you're ready, you name your first dog breed, and then hit your button. go when you're ready. >> beagle. >> tina: poodle. >> labrador. >> tina: german shepherd. >> collie. >> tina: shih tzu. >> pomeranian. >> tina: yorkie. >> dachshund. >> tina: weimaraner. >> vizsla. >> tina: um -- >> jimmy: that's also a cheese. [ laughter ] >> tina: oh -- the wiener dog. [ light laughter ] [ horn ] >> jimmy: that's a challenge! that's a challenge sent to the judges. wiener dog, is that what you said? >> tina: yeah.
a dachshund is the medical name. >> jimmy: that's another name for -- in medical terms. >> tina: its government name is a dachshund. >> jimmy: government name. there's a daschund. correct. >> the big-government name. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tina, why don't you pick our next category. >> tina: okay. rappers. >> oh, no. >> tina: why did i do that to myself? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: rappers. any rapper or hip-hop musician who has released a studio album. rappers. >> tina: i start? >> jimmy: yeah. >> tina: okay. jay-z. >> ice t. >> tina: eaves. >> easy e. >> tina: nicki minaj. >> too short. >> tina: snow. [ light laughter ] yeah. [ horn ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that was a tricky one. that was incredible. judges, is snow a rapper? [ ding ] that's correct. [ cheers and applause ] >> tina: he's not a good rapper. >> jimmy: informer. >> tina: i didn't say a good
rapper. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no. informer was something. yeah, informer. absolutely. that was a good one. okay, here we go. guys, final round right here. this is for the game. i will choose the category. >> tina: what kind of car do we get? [ laughter ] >> it's a pontiac. it's under your seat. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. it's a photo of a gray car. [ light laughter ] i'm going to choose cheeses. >> all right. >> jimmy: these are types of cheese according to cheese.com. [ laughter ] judges, is there such a thing as cheese.com? [ ding ] okay, just making sure. [ laughter ] this is cheeses, the type of cheese according to cheese.com. start us off, rachel, please. >> gouda. >> tina: alpine lace. why would i start there? i don't know. [ laughter ] >> pepper jack. >> tina: cheddar. >> parmesan. >> tina: gruyere. >> capezio. >> tina: drunken goat. >> chevre. >> tina: chevre is goat! [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: what!? judges? is that chevre, is that the same thing as goat? [ dings ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ here's our winner! tina fey! [ applause ] everyone wins here on our show right there. our thanks to rachel maddow and tina fey. [ cheers and applause ] chevre is goat. more tonight show after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ unlimited data from at&t means you can stream it all. like that anthony michael hall movie where he fights with the girl. the one where he gets rejected by the girl. even stream the one where he creates the girl. with unlimited data, you can stream all the anthony michael hall movies you want. i wonder what he's up to these days maybe he's shopping in an at&t store? get unlimited data and your fourth line free when you have at&t wireless and directv.