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our breaking news... crews are assisting in the search of a missing jetliner. updates now of our breaking news, egyptians and greek military crews are assisting of this missing plight a 340. less than three hours later, that jet disappeared over the m mediterranean. the question now is was it deliberate and can they find any of the survivors. ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- zac efron, carmelo anthony, musical guest onerepublic,
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 474. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that makes me feel so good, right there. i love you. i love you right back. sending the love energy right back at you guys. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, you made it, this is your show, too. [ cheers and applause ] this is the whole point. this is the fun of it.
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it's a good show tonight. get ready. it's funny. it's gonna be good. some silly stuff tonight. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: we all have fun. here's what people are talking about first, you guys. we had a couple more democratic primaries yesterday, including one in kentucky, and get this, before the media could even project the winner, hillary clinton went on twitter and claimed victory. [ laughter ] people said, "secretary clinton, isn't that a bit premature?" and she said, "please, call me president clinton." [ laughter and applause ] i mean, that's what we're saying. but the big story is trump's primetime interview with megyn kelly last night. the two of them seemed to bury the hatchet and megyn kelly even gave trump her cell phone number in case he ever wanted to chat. [ laughter ] although, later when trump tried to call it, a guy picked up and said, "domino's." [ laughter and applause ] "i can't believe she did this. it's so rude of her." [ cheers and applause ]
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"okay, i'll have the cheesy bread, but that's it. i love italian food." [ laughter ] "so authentic." in a recent interview, "shark tank" host mark cuban predicted that if donald trump is elected, it would be bad news for wall street. and in related news, donald trump just got endorsed by bernie sanders. [ laughter and applause ] yeah. "the wall street." check this out, according to newly leaked nsa information, workers at guantanamo bay enjoyed perks like a tiki bar, sailing, and snorkeling. [ light laughter ] so now we know why obama hasn't closed guantanamo bay. he's gonna move there next year. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: vacation. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and this is just crazy. iran is accusing kim kardashian of being a secret agent. [ laughter ] bent on corrupting their nation
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with her instagram photos. [ laughter ] yeah. it sounds more like what an iranian official said when he got caught looking at kim kardashian on instagram. [ laughter ] he's like, "this is research. i think she might be a secret agent." [ laughter ] what are you talking about? hey guys, last night, fox premiered it's new reality dating show "coupled." yeah. i watched it for ten minutes and i thought, these two are not gonna make it. and then i realized i was watching the megyn kelly/trump interview. [ laughter and applause ] and i go, well that's -- i'm about to watch the end of it. either way, i'm good. this is pretty cool, telemundo is teaming up with buzzfeed on a millennial soap opera titled "much ado about nada." [ laughter ] yeah, telemundo and buzzfeed, yeah. i love both. you know buzzfeed. >> steve: yeah. i love them. >> jimmy: got all the lists and the fun stuff. well, they released the first clip of the soap opera. and you could really see the
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buzzfeed influence. take a look at this. ♪ >> maria, i know you cheated on me. and i have 22 hilarious cat gifs to prove it. [ laughter and applause ] >> you bastard. [ slap ] >> which "seinfeld" character are you? [ laughter ] which "seinfeld" character are you! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll find out. we don't know what "seinfeld" character. probably elaine but you don't know. >> steve: we don't know. >> jimmy: i'm more of a george today. i don't know. [ laughter ] google just launched a new app called "carpool" that can match you with strangers who need a a ride while you're driving around. yeah. [ light laughter ] or as in "nobody's seen or heard from dave since he used google carpool." [ laughter and applause ] that's a bad idea. here's a local story. i saw that a man from new york proposed to his girlfriend by playing a video on one of the
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giant billboards in times square. [ audience aws ] it was a beautiful moment until times square elmo said, "i give it two months. [ laughter ] i mean, they don't look like they like each other. want to take a picture? i'm elmo, i'm cookie monster. what do you care, what do you care, what do you care?" >> steve: "whoever you want me to be." >> jimmy: "i'm whoever you want me to be." >> steve: you're gonna love the way you look. >> jimmy: "i'm grover, whatever." [ laughter ] >> steve: grover. >> jimmy: "i'm having a bad -- give me a break over here. come on. let's take a picture, huh. hold my cigarette." >> steve: "hold my cigarette, kids." >> jimmy: "hold my cigarillo. hold up." [ laughter ] yeah. now finally, i read that a a "game of thrones" version of the board game clue is now for sale. [ cheers ] it's just like regular clue except that everyone did it in every room with every weapon. [ laughter ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you ve much. thank you, roots. it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, the very funny seth rogen will be here. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: we love seth. [ cheers and applause ] oh, he's a great guy. then on friday, he's a multiple emmy and tony award winning performer, one of the greatest oscar hosts of all time. the one and only billy crystal will be joining us. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love billy. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. we love it when he stops by. here he is here, my twin brother. we look exactly alike. [ cheers and applause ] he's the star of the new movie "neighbors 2: sorority rising," zac efron is here! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! we love zac. "neighbors 2." super fun.
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later in the show, zac and i are playing water war. [ cheers and applause ] i can't wait. haven't played that in a while. >> steve: that's a good one. >> jimmy: yeah. plus, here to tell us about his new movie, his new soccer team and his new clothing for kids, nba superstar carmelo anthony is dropping in. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: melo, my man! >> steve: melo! >> jimmy: love carmelo anthony. and we have great music tonight. these guys are like the biggest band out there right now. >> steve: it's crazy. >> jimmy: i love it. a bunch of songs we love. ♪ too late to apologize too late ♪ ♪ too late to apologize it's too late it's too late ♪ then they have like ten other giant, giant massive hits. what was the one, "counting stars" was another one. it's great. i was watching it today on youtube. it has over 1 billion hits. >> steve: a billion? >> jimmy: a billion. >> steve: a billion with a "b"?
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>> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> steve: that's nuts. a billion hits? >> jimmy: are you okay? >> steve: that's nuts. >> jimmy: yeah. no it is. >> steve: what? a billion? >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, over 1 billion hits. they're just a giant, giant, giant band. we're so lucky and happy to have them. we have music from onerepublic right here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] they're gonna perform their new single, "wherever i go." is their new single. >> steve: what a show. >> jimmy: they're going to perform that tonight. i know. i mean, we just want to put on a good show. we want to make people feel good and have a great time. i mean, you guys know we're always striving to get better here at "the tonight show." ♪ harder better faster stronger ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so before every show, we put out a suggestion box for the audience just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show. things you'd like to see us do. that kind of stuff. so tonight, let's look inside the audience suggestion box. here we go. ♪ what's inside the box suggestion box ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: these are suggestions from you, the audience. [ light laughter ] that you filled out. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. that they filled out. every show. >> jimmy: this one's from jay kriegel. "hey jimmy, have you heard of hyper-loops? they're this new form of transportation that can shoot individuals around the world at speeds of over 700 miles per hour. you should demonstrate how one works on your show." i've heard about them. i really don't know how hyperloops work. but we actually have our "tonight show" science correspondent standing by right now. can you tell us a little bit about hyperloops, paul? >> hi, jimmy. first off, my apologies, i had to pick up my girlfriend's dog from the vet. anyway, i'm standing here next to a working model of a a hyperloop. now, they basically act like those tubes at the bank. [ suction sound ] oh! >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! >> sweet mercy! >> jimmy: paul? paul, are you okay, paul? >> yes. a little rattled, but i think i'm good. i guess i should be happy it was the dog and not me that got -- [ suction sound ]
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>> jimmy: oh, my gosh. paul, paul, are you there? paul? i wonder where he went. hey, paul, hey. [ cheers and applause ] wow. how was the ride? >> it was better than sex, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here we go. let's just go to this here. this one's from mark roskams. "hey jimmy, have you ever noticed when politicians laugh, they sound so stiff? i wish you could make them sound a little more loose." that's true, they always sound a little uptight. so we edited some footage of politicians laughing to help them cut loose a bit. check it out. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: there you go. [ cheers and applause ] "hey, jimmy, i'm a little depressed. the only thing i'm hearing about these days is the election. trump, clinton, trump, clinton. frankly, it's driving me crazy. i'll do anything to take my mind off of it. can you help me out?" yeah, sure. there's a group we've had on our show a few times. they're called two really fun men. and they're two men who don't just like to have fun, they like to have really fun. [ laughter ] so here to help take your mind off of the election, with an original song, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for two really fun men! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: guys, whenever you're ready, please, take it away. ♪ donald trump or hillary who's it going to be that's all we ever hear about whilst watching the tv ♪ ♪ those candidates the country hates they simply are no fun ♪ ♪ so now we thought we'd share with you
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some things we think are fun ♪ ♪ one two two three eating ice cream is so much fun ♪ ♪ playing mini golf is also fun ♪ ♪ hanging out with friends extra fun going fast on a bike you guessed it fun ♪ ♪ surfing lessons fun in the sun eating hot dogs fun on a bun ♪ ♪ "sister act 2" fun with a nun number one foam finger fun number one ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ kissing a girl is really fun falling in love is very fun ♪ ♪ getting married is super fun having a kid is a lot of responsibility ♪ ♪ you've gotta have patience and you gotta to be prepared ♪ ♪ it's a full-time job and it doesn't pay it's frequently hard and it's a learning process ♪ ♪ but when you look back it's really fun ♪ ♪ four three two fun now when we say fun you say fun ♪ ♪ fun fun fun fun ♪ ♪ now when you say fun we say fun ♪ ♪ fun fun fun fun ♪ ♪ now on the count of three
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we'll say fun together one two fun together gotcha cruz fiorina 2012 ♪ >> jimmy: wait a second. [ cheers and applause ] no, no, no. ♪ thank you. >> we did it. we did it. we did it. great job, buddy. you did awesome. >> jimmy: give it up. two really fun men. two really fun men. a little political at the end there. i didn't expect that. [ laughter ] this last one here is from dylan lasner. "hey jimmy, have you seen those videos of basketball players doing the 'running man challenge?' where a song starts playing and someone pops out and starts doing a special running man dance. you should do that on your show. i'm not -- no. [ cheers and applause ] i'm not the best dancer. it's usually two guys. let's take a look. here's a clip if you haven't seen the clip. here's what it looks like. ♪
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♪ at night i think of you i want to be your lady ♪ ♪ ♪ at night i think of you i want to be your lady ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, it's good. i mean, i just don't know if i could -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ at night i think of you i want to be your lady maybe ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ give it up for carmelo anthony! [ cheers and applause ] jerry trainor. that's all the time we have for audience suggestion box. stick around. we'll be right back with zac efron!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest stars alongside seth rogen and rose byrne in the new movie "neighbors 2: sorority rising," which opens on friday. later this summer, you can also see him in the movie "mike and dave need wedding dates," which hits theaters july 8th. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome zac efron! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: looking sharp! >> likewise. >> jimmy: looking sharp, buddy. nice to see you. come on, come on. [ cheers and applause ]
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we got a lot to get to. i want to get to "neighbors 2." congrats on that. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: you know i'm a big fan of "neighbors 1" so i'm excited to talk about this. i want to know about this, because you're on the cover. [ cheers and applause ] you beat me out for the cover. [ laughter ] understandable, i guess. but i want to know how you got here from here. [ cheers and applause ] first of all, what is the story? who is this guy and what happened to him? is everything okay? >> that was me at -- i was at summer camp for the arts called csun. and i think i lied about my age to get in. i was actually an eighth grader. and they only let in juniors and seniors. and a few freshman. and i squeezed in. i got in with the freshman. and so it was just me and a a bunch of like a lot older girls. and they crimped my hair. [ laughter ]
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and i thought i was awesome. >> jimmy: yeah, they -- >> i clearly -- >> jimmy: they crimped your hair, they wanted to see what you'd look like or you just said yes, sure, go for it? >> anything they told -- yeah. i just said yes. [ laughter ] that sounds bad, but -- >> jimmy: yeah, no. >> i just kind of -- >> jimmy: you can't -- you think you could still pull this style off? >> i don't know. i wouldn't -- [ cheers ] i mean -- [ cheers ] why do you just have these things? >> jimmy: just don't look. act like this isn't even happening. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] yeah. i think it's -- i think it's not bad. >> really? >> jimmy: it's not bad actually. >> does it look as good as it feels? [ laughter ] it feels amazing. >> jimmy: it's actually not bad. i mean it's pretty good. >> why do you even have these things behind your desk?
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oh, my god! [ cheers and applause ] it suits you. >> jimmy: you know these dudes? >> i feel like i'm looking in a a mirror. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. we should go to the club. could you give us a beat? give us a good beat. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is not bad, right? we can do this. >> i feel like i can like -- >> jimmy: we can pull it off. it looks good. >> it's like "night at the roxbury." >> jimmy: yeah, it is kind of like that. i love people just tuning in right now. they're like, this is normal. >> what the hell is going on? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to talk about -- i want to talk about "neighbors." >> by the way, how was "the revenant"?
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did you just escape? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dude i'm in "point break 3," man, what are you talking about? >> oh yeah? >> jimmy: yeah. >> follow my line, bro. >> jimmy: exactly. come on, dude. >> oh. >> jimmy: guess what. [ knocking ] >> hello? hello? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, man. >> who's this? what's up? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's me, i'm your neighbor too. >> ohh. >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, but i'm your neighbor. >> oh. >> jimmy: "neighbors 2." "neighbors 2." >> oh, so should i play seth? are you supposed to be me? >> jimmy: yeah, i'll be you, yeah? [ laughter ] i always play you, i'm your stunt double, dude. >> okay, i'll be seth. >> jimmy: all right. hey, come on, we got to, like, clean this place up before the cops find out. >> are you kidding me? i don't want to help you. you're an [ bleep ] idiot. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dude, that's a great impression, man. >> i was giving interviews with seth all day. so i kind of am talking like him anyway. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but this ones got chloe moretz -- chloe grace moretz in there as
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well, rose byrne. basically what happens is -- i love how topical the jokes are. they're right up to date, because last time we saw you in "neighbors", the first "neighbors", you ended up getting a job as a shirtless model at abercrombie. [ cheers ] >> yes, i'm just -- it's hard to take it seriously. >> jimmy: and you're -- >> but yes. that is -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: don't let it be distracting. [ laughter ] work with it. make it like an achievement. >> well every time you do it reminds me of what i must look like, so -- >> jimmy: no, you're pulling it off. you're pulling it off. it's actually really good. >> okay. so anyways, let's talk about the movie. >> jimmy: yes. >> yeah, we left there. >> jimmy: well you -- because you were what do you call it? you were a shirtless model at abercrombie & fitch and they got rid of the shirtless -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- dudes. >> in real life, abercrombie & fitch -- >> jimmy: they got rid of that. so now your character's out of a job. >> yes, yes. [ light laughter ] so we find teddy sanders, who
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was once the king of delta psi, in a very, very dark and sad place. >> jimmy: yeah. [ audience aws ] >> at the beginning of this movie, he's very lost. >> jimmy: oh, it ends well. it ends well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: old navy. >> but it's cool. don't be deterred by that. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no, it's funny. >> it's really funny. >> jimmy: well this -- yeah, i don't want to -- >> go ahead, go ahead. >> jimmy: no, what were you going to say? >> i was going to say -- [ light laughter ] he does redeem himself. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly dude. >> yeah, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was going to say that, man. >> dude, don't [ bleep ] touch me. >> jimmy: don't touch me, dude. [ laughter ] here's zac efron in "neighbors 2: sorority rising," take a a look at this. >> just you dancing is enough to distract the entire sorority? i don't know about that. >> that'll work. >> it'll work. >> it usually works. >> i don't even know where we are right now. >> okay. >> okay? >> i'm ready. >> all right. let me -- >> no. i don't have the baby oil. >> what's the big deal? >> no, it's the most important thing. with baby oil, you get like two extra lines here. >> really? >> yes. >> hold on, hold on, hold on. all right, let's go. oh, that's hot. oh, that's really hot.
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ow, it burns. whoo! >> all right, rub it in. rub it in. oh, my god. get it all over. >> we're in a rush, mac. >> come on mac, get his side. >> okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, dude, every time you're here, we play a game. i was wondering if you wanted to play water war after the break. >> you know i'm down, man. >> jimmy: let's do it. zac and i are playing water war after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ one coat, yes! ♪ there is a day, for every number. ♪ ♪ there is a time, for all my slumbers. ♪ one coat guaranteed marquee interior.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! i'm here with my man zac efron, star of "neighbors 2: sorority rising," which will hit theaters everywhere this friday. we're about to have a water war. we're going to play the card game "war."
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but if you lose a hand, you get a pint of water in the face. [ light laughter ] we each have five glasses of water. the first one to throw all five glasses in their -- on their opponent wins and gets to -- water cannon the loser. [ cheers and applause ] lots of ways to get wet, only one way to win. >> there's lots of water here. that's a pint? >> yes! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you ready to do this? >> so ready. [ light laughter ] i was born ready. >> jimmy: turn on three. one, two, three. [ audience ohs ] ah, so nice to see you, buddy. >> snap. >> jimmy: so good to see you, man. i love what you've done with your hair. [ cheers ] kind of missed on that one a a little bit. your hair's throwing me off. i missed a little bit on that. all right, good, here we go. >> yeah, it's hard to see with the bangs. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm keeping mine dry. i'm keeping mine dry. here we go.
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>> all right, ready? >> jimmy: 1, 2, 3. [ cheers and applause ] >> ooh. >> seems so disrespectful. goes against everything. >> jimmy: everything that you believe in. >> i've never done this, especially -- >> jimmy: you don't have to. >> honestly what would be really fun -- [ cheers and applause ] okay, it is satisfying. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, you ready? >> yes. >> jimmy: you trust that no one's dealt with a different deck or anything? the cards are all the same and -- >> not at all but let's just keep going. >> jimmy: sure, here we go. 1, 2, 3. ha ha! >> that there looks suspicious. >> jimmy: i got a little tickle. a little tickle in my throat. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] that one got the microphone there. that one got the mic. that one got the mic there. >> that got in my nose. >> jimmy: that one hit up your nose. >> that's in my nose. >> jimmy: up your nose. there we go.
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>> take your shirt off! >> jimmy: no! [ cheers and applause ] i can't, i can't. i have a show to do. i can't take my shirt off. sorry, i apologize. i can't take my shirt off. >> when anyone asks you that, just say -- after you. >> jimmy: ah yeah, that's the answer. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: ready? 1, 2, 3. >> boom. woo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that was velocity. i think i went for velocity. >> jimmy: i inhaled on that throw. [ laughter ] >> it's highly chlorinated. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> ready? >> jimmy: this is a tie game. 1, 2, 3. [ cheers and applause ] you're not going anywhere tonight, are you? [ laughter ] it's cold. it's cold water too, man. >> it's oddly warm. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that one was, i apologize.
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>> my bench is sinking inward, to like, a puddle in here. okay. >> jimmy: 1, 2, 3. >> war. [ audience ohs ] oh. >> jimmy: that's war. all right, now we bring these out. go onto your bottom shelf here. oh, yeah. a pitcher. here we go, this is war. >> three cards down. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. just put them down. put them down. one, two -- >> one, two, three. there's like gel and [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: and then -- >> war. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ yelling ] >> i feel like i'm in an --
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>> jimmy: we're down to -- >> you're definitely "bay watch" now. >> jimmy: you just rode the wave, bro. >> do it! >> jimmy: you got to see me in "point break 4," i swear. [ cheers ] >> that's my line. >> jimmy: oh, man, my toupee came off. [ laughter ] ready? >> both: one, two, three. >> [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> both: one, two, three. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: oh, that's it! i won! i won war! [ cheers and applause ] sorry buddy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers ] guys, zac efron. "neighbors 2: sorority rising" is in theaters on friday! we'll be right back with carmelo anthony! stick around, everybody!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a nine-time nba all-star and two-time olympic gold medalist. he has a new kids' clothing line called tmnt by melo available now at macy's. you know what that's all about. yeah. [ cheers ] next month, you can see him on the big screen in "teenage mutant ninja turtles: out of the shadows" in 3-d and in theaters june 3rd. please give it up for carmelo anthony! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: looking sharp, my man. always looking sharp. good to see you. buddy.
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>> oh, likewise, likewise. >> jimmy: thanks for doing that running man challenge with me earlier. >> they tried to get me to practice in the back. >> jimmy: you didn't? >> no, i didn't do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were better than i was. i was out of breath. i couldn't do that. >> i like just doing it right on the spot. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> no practice. >> jimmy: are you a dancer? do you dance, like if you go to weddings or anything? >> it depends on the vibe. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >>i'm all about vibes. if the vibe is good, i might do something. >> jimmy: you might break out and go for it. we usually talk about basketball when we have you on. but now, we have so many projects going on. i want to talk about this other stuff. you bought a soccer team? >> yeah, i bought a soccer team down in puerto rico, on the island. >> jimmy: really? [ cheers ] are you puerto rican? >> i'm half puerto rican. my dad is puerto rican. >> jimmy: really? [ cheers and applause ] i love puerto rico. >> i heard you go down there a a lot. >> jimmy: yeah, that's my hang, dude. >> whatever you need, whatever you need down there, just let me know. >> jimmy: really? i go down there -- i need my mofongo. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: that's my jam. do you know anything about coquito? [ cheers ]
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>> what do you know about coquito? >> jimmy: i know about coquito. >> that's the question. >> jimmy: i got the hookup. if you ever need coquito, you call me up. yeah. >> i only call certain people for coquito. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. it's like one dude. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: usually his mom makes it or something. if you don't know, coquito is like puerto rican eggnog? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i would say. but it's better than eggnog. it's the best thing i've ever had in my life. >> you have to taste it to understand it. >> jimmy: we should get in the coquito business. [ laughter ] >> it's a very niche business. but it will work. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it won't be niche when we get in there and everyone's drinking coquito year round. they have drinkable yogurt. who thought that would take off? >> well, we don't want that one. we don't want any drinkable yogurt. >> jimmy: but if you do like poquito coquito. [ laughter ] >> now we talking. [ cheers ] now we talking.
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>> jimmy: now this is making sense? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: yeah, we got to do it. so now you have a soccer team? >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is unbelievable. and they come -- they're going to play in new york soon. so they'll be here, right? >> yeah, i'm bringing them here for the puerto rican day parade weekend. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that leaves the new york team at a disadvantage. >> we're gonna be playing against the puerto rico national team so we made it one big family event. >> jimmy: oh, really? this is -- i knew you played the new york cosmos on july 30th. but this a new thing for you. you always want to get into this? >> i was always a fan of soccer. >> jimmy: yeah. >> always a fan, big fan. once i started going back down to the island, i saw that the island was missing something. we don't have nothing that we can call our own down there on the island. we got to cheer for dominican. we got to cheer for cuba. now, we got an opportunity to cheer for something that we call our own. and that's puerto rico football club. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like that. you know, i have your sneakers.
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i have melos. but i know you're into fashion stuff too. but you got involved with kids' clothing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i think is so rad. i showed a little bit of it. but this is tmnt by melo at macy's. and look at this, come on. it's my jam. and it's smooth and it's cool. [ applause ] you got a little -- got little melo socks. [ audience aws ] this wouldn't even fit on like one pinky toe. >> it's kids, it's kids. >> jimmy: i know it's kids. still. this is kids? >> yes. older kids. >> jimmy: they're tall kids. >> they especially made for you, though. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a giant kid. tall. like maybe melo as a kid. maybe. >> i can't fit in those. >> jimmy: you can't fit in those, no. >> you can. >> jimmy: yeah, i can do this. [ laughter ] i can -- thank you. but you're involved with the movie now, "teenage mutant ninja turtles." did you know about them growing up? >> i was always a big fan. if you wasn't a fan of the turtles growing up, then
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something is wrong. [ laughter ] something's very wrong. >> jimmy: eatin' pizza, shredder, all that stuff. you got to get into it. >> you have to get into it. >> jimmy: is your son into it? >> my son is into it. >> jimmy: tell him i said hi. >> i will. he loves you, man. >> jimmy: i love that kid. we bonded. >> i know. at the game? >> jimmy: yeah. you bummed out about that, right? >> no, no, i'm actually excited. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you made a face like "yeah, i know, i'm bummed out he liked you." >> i get tired of hearing about it. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah, i hear about it every day. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we bonded, man. we have the same brain. how old is he? >> nine. >> jimmy: yeah, nine. yeah, we -- [ laughter and applause ] we were having fun. i showed him snapchat filters. he didn't know about the filters. >> that's bad parenting. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, he was with lala. we were hanging out -- >> oh, you blame it on her? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> bad parenting. >> jimmy: bad parenting, yeah. definitely, yeah. i love that kid so much. he was so cool. very polite by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what a great kid. you really -- what a nice kid. i really had the best time with
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him. then i went to a different game. first of all, i didn't know how to root for you because normally my seats aren't that good but they put me court side. [ light laughter ] so when you were coming in, i didn't want to seem like, a a goofy kid. like, "hi, melo." [ laughter ] so i was just like -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i put my game face on. i didn't want you to screw up or do anything. so i went to a different game. and i was sitting in my normal seats. i heard "jimmy fallon." cutest little kid voice. i was like, "what's up?" >> it was him? >> jimmy: it was kiyan, yeah. >> he don't forget. >> jimmy: how you doing, buddy? >> he don't forget. >> jimmy: he doesn't forget. >> no, not at all. >> jimmy: ah, you got to give him my best. >> i will. >> jimmy: so he must be excited that you're in this "teenage mutant ninja turtle" movie. >> he doesn't know what to expect. he thinks i'm one of the characters or something. i keep trying to tell him it's just a quick cameo in the movie. don't expect me to be flying through the air, going underground. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're not a turtle in this? >> i'm not a turtle.
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>> jimmy: all right, yeah, yeah. once and for all. [ laughter ] how many times we got to put this to rest now? i'm not a turtle. yeah, i do this all the time. it's the coolest thing. it's going to be a big fun movie. i want to look at a clip. here's carmelo anthony in "teenage mutant ninja turtles: out of the shadows." check this out. >> hey, vern, big fan, big fan. >> oh, my gosh, carmelo anthony, right back at you. >> nice key to the city. >> oh, thank you. yeah, i mean, they give these things out. >> hey, mind if i call you melo? >> absolutely. >> listen, i'm really glad that you stopped in. guys like you and me, we're kind of the same. >> right. >> we bring a lot of joy and hope into people's lives. we got that kind of star power. and while it's a gift, this bond that we have -- >> there you are. >> hey. melo, i'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend, alessandra. >> girlfriend? we just met a week ago. >> i know, and now we're all over each other's -- stop it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's a funny guy. really, really funny. carmelo anthony. "teenage mutant ninja turtles: out of the shadows," in 3-d in
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest are a a grammy-nominated band who are out with a brand-new single. performing "whenever i go," please welcome, onerepublic! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i know i could lie but i'm telling the truth wherever i go there's a shadow of you ♪ ♪ i know i could try looking for something new but wherever i go i'll be looking for you ♪ ♪ some people lie but their looking for magic others they quietly going insane ♪ ♪ i feel alive when i'm close to the madness no easy love could ever make me feel the same ♪
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♪ oo-oo-oo i know i could lie but i won't lie to you wherever i go you're the ♪ ♪ ghost in the room i don't even try looking for something new ♪ ♪ cause wherever i go i'll be looking for you some people try but they can't find the magic ♪ ♪ others get down on their knees and they pray i come alive when i'm close to the madness ♪ ♪ no easy love could ever make me feel the same make me feel the same make me feel the same same ♪ ♪ same i know i could lie but i'm telling the truth ♪ ♪ wherever i go there's a shadow of you i know i could try looking for something new ♪
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♪ but wherever i go i'll be looking for you wherever i go i'll be looking for you ♪ ♪ you oo-oo-oo ah ah ah-ah-ah ♪ ♪ some people pray to their god for some magic cause no easy love could ever make them feel the ♪ ♪ same no easy love could ever make me feel the same ♪ ♪ make me feel the same same same i know i could lie but i'm telling the truth ♪ ♪ wherever i go there's a shadow of you i know i could try looking for something new ♪ ♪ but wherever i go i'll be looking for you you think it's a lie when i'm telling the truth ♪
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♪ wherever i go i'll be looking for you wherever i go i'll be looking for you ♪ ♪ looking for you looking for you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, god. oh. thank you. thank you. onerepublic! "wherever i go" is available now. we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to zac efron, carmelo anthony, jerry trainor, onerepublic! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- david schwimmer, comedian margaret cho, music from sir the baptist, featuring the 8g band with allison miller. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic. fantastic news. and let's get to the news. bernie sanders won last night's oregon democratic primary. [ cheers ] and this was a surprise, hillary came in third, behind a bag of weed. [ laughter ]

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