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bet you can't do this. the newest eye popping trick shot -- from the harlem okay. before we leave you, we bet you can't do this. the newest eye popping trick from the harlem globe trotters. on that little swing. >> oh, impressive. >> watch it again. more than 100 feet off the air. this is in new jersey. pulls his own rip cord, swings into the air, shoots the basketball and a swish right into the bucket. >> he's got some momentum. should have made it easier. >> don't try that at home. >> bye. ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- matt damon, david feherty,
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musical guest, sturgill simpson, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 509 spokane. what up -- >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. sit down. enjoy yourselves. welcome. welcome everybody! boy, oh boy, that is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] wow, wow, wow! welcome. welcome, thank you so much. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, everybody. you're in it. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] it's a hot show tonight. [ cheers ]
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here's what people are talking about. guys, last night hillary clinton officially became the first woman in u.s. history to be a major party's presidential nominee. [ cheers and applause ] which means somewhere right now susan b. anthony is looking down on us and thinking, huh, i thought it was going to be beyonce. [ laughter ] but you know -- [ cheers and applause ] still could be. and during a video message at the convention, hillary addressed little girls who might be watching and said, she may become the first woman president, but quote, one of you is next. [ audience aws ] every little girl in america was like, yeah, you look like you've been having a great time so far. [ laughter and applause ] focus my attention to becoming a kardashian. that's -- they look like they're having fun. [ cheers ] they're doing it right. but the big speech of the night came from bill clinton. he opened by talking about the first time he met hillary in college. saying that he saw her in a
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a flowery dress with long blonde hair and that they talked and laughed for hours. [ laughter ] afterwards, hillary was like, aw, that wasn't me. [ laughter ] oops. [ applause ] i did it again. [ laughter ] i played with your heart. [ laughter ] i got lost in the game. [ light laughter ] bill also talked about how hillary rejected his first two marriage proposals before saying yes. then republicans said, aha! she is a flip-flopper. [ laughter ] she said no then she said -- [ applause ] the big story continues to be the leak of the dnc e-mails. and most people seem to think it was a result of russian hackers. the kremlin of course denied it, although putin did say, i'm touched that you would think i would do something so evil. [ laughter and applause ] i'm blushing. [ cheers and applause ] i'm blushing on the inside. [ laughter ] and did you see this?
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in a press conference today, donald trump actually called on russia to hack and release more of hillary's e-mails. [ laughter ] take a look at this. >> but it would be interesting to see -- i will tell you this, russia, if you're listening, i hope you're able to find the 30,000 e-mails that are missing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: critics are saying a a statement like that could be considered treason. in fact it's so serious that donald trump is now up 15 points in the polls. i mean -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that counts -- >> steve: that's how bad it was. >> jimmy: that's how bad it was. he's up again. trump also said today that he never tried to change his mind about picking mike pence as his running mate. he said he's never had a second thought in his life. [ laughter ] then he said or a first. [ laughter applause ] i just blurt it out as it comes. wall. china. [ laughter ] great wall of china. [ laughter ]
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listen to this, a new report reveals that the army special opps command unit is switching from android to iphone. yeah. [ audience oohs ] representative from special opps released this statement, "we believe that the iphone is a superior piece of hardware that offers better tactical capabilities." then he said, excuse me, i'm getting intel of a level three pikachu two clicks from the north. [ laughter ] permission to engage! [ cheers and applause ] and get this guys, a company in japan has developed an arm pit fan -- [ laughter ] that clips to your shirt sleeve -- [ laughter ] to help to keep you from sweating. [ laughter ] yeah, that tiny fans for your arm pit. yeah, you know, cause having sweat stains can make you look like an idiot. [ laughter ] oh, yeah, is it 100 degrees outside? i wouldn't know. [ laughter and applause ] no. i'm going to drone my way back over to my desk. hold on a second. [ laughter ]
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and finally, some more bad news for the olympics in rio. apparently some olympic teams are saying that the athletes' housing is unsanitary. there's no hot water and there's a failing sewage system. when they heard that, new yorkers were like, how much is the rent? [ laughter ] we have a great show. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks very much, everybody! it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead tomorrow night. from the highly anticipated new movie, "suicide squad," will smith will be here! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we've got something fun planned with will. so be sure to tune in for that. plus we have great music from usher, who will be here. it will -- [ cheers and applause ] then on friday, margot robbie, nick cannon, and martha stewart will all be joining us. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: a good week. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. we are so psyched that this guy stopped by. he is back as the title character -- [ cheers and applause ] in the jason bourne movie, opens everywhere friday. big-time movie star, matt damon is in the house! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: love that guy. >> steve: a delight. >> jimmy: love that guy. matt's gonna tell us about the new bourne movie then he and i will test our interrogation skills in a little game called "box of lies." >> steve: ooh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: plus, this guy's also one of my favorites. he's hilarious. he's a golf commentator for nbc sports. he has his own show on golf channel and he's heading to rio as a correspondent for the olympics. david feherty is on the show this evening. [ cheers and applause ] he's a funny guy. and we have great, great, great, great, great music tonight. i love this guy so much. he's a country music superstar,
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sturgill simpson on the show tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sturgill simpson is awesome. like a hidden treasure or something in there. [ light laughter ] it is amazing. i don't know if you heard rehearsal today but he sounds -- >> steve: oh, he's fantastic. >> jimmy: like a country, like, van morrison or something. it's just -- you're just gonna love it. it's loud, it's great. it's so good. he's a talented guy. >> love you! >> jimmy: i love you, too. [ cheers and applause ] thanks. guys, we live in the information age. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. the information age. and with all that information out there on the internet, you might think you know everything there is to know about every topic. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: but the fact is there might still be a few things you might not know. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: i'll show you what i mean in a segment we call "three things you might not know." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: cause i want to help everybody get three things you might not know. first up is the rio olympics. >> steve: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: okay? you think you know it.
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>> steve: i know everything. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] well they're starting next friday, you know that. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: what? >> steve: what? oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: didn't even know that one. they're starting next friday. some people say the city isn't quite ready. but i don't know, do you -- that's what we do know. here are three things you might not know about the rio olympics. first, the olympics will be broadcast simultaneously on nbc and webmd. >> steve: oh, i did not know that. >> jimmy: you might not know that. >> steve: no, i did not know that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: next, the most anticipated part of the opening ceremony is the unfurling of the giant mosquito net. which is beautiful. [ laughter ] >> steve: beautiful netting. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's gorgeous. i've saw a little -- >> steve: hand woven. >> jimmy: and finally the water quality in rio has just been downgraded from toxic sludge to hot tub on the bachelorette. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but that's the good -- >> steve: that's better. >> jimmy: that's a good thing. >> steve: that's come up. >> jimmy: barely. barely better, but still. >> steve: with peroxide you'll be fine. >> jimmy: the next topic is tim kaine. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: do you know everything about him? >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well we all know that he's hillary clinton's running mate. we all know that he's a senator from virginia. but here are some things you might not know about tim kaine. first, he learned spanish from "dora the explorer."
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[ laughter ] did you know that? >> steve: no. i did not know that. >> jimmy: you didn't know that? >> steve: i did not know that. >> jimmy: i did know that one. next, you know he cuts all the crust off his sandwiches and then he only eats the crust. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? really? >> jimmy: why not? >> steve: they call them kaine's crust. >> jimmy: that's my favorite part -- that's my favorite part of the bread. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] crust it up, man. >> jimmy: i need a whole grain -- why don't they just make the whole bread -- >> both: out of crust? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and finally, he once performed in a male strip club under the name candy kaine. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, i did not know that. >> jimmy: you didn't know that? [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: no. >> jimmy: you didn't? >> steve: i was not aware of that. >> jimmy: you didn't know that? >> steve: i did not know that. candy kaine. now i know. >> jimmy: our final topic is "the bachelorette." >> steve: oh. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: we know about that. of course they aired the men tell all reunion this week. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: but here are a few things you might not know about the "bachelorette." first up, whenever a guy gets kicked off and starts crying in the limo, the driver slowly raises the partition. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? [ applause ] >> jimmy: doesn't want a stunt like this. i don't want to get involved. >> steve: me? no thank you. >> jimmy: next you know that
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it's single-handedly keeping the helicopter business alive. [ cheers and applause ] i thought we'd go on a romantic date around the park. and -- ♪ when i first saw you in the helicopter ♪ >> jimmy: and finally, in the final episode, the winner will get down on one knee and pop the question, "jojo, will you go on dancing with the stars with me?" and there that's it. [ cheers and applause ] that's "things you might not know." we'll be right back, everybody, with matt damon on the show tonight. matt damon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are very happy to be joined tonight by one of the biggest stars and finest actors in hollywood. he's back as the title character in "jason bourne" which opens everywhere on friday. please give a warm "tonight show" welcome to academy award winner and a great guy, here is matt damon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: that's got to feel good, buddy. >> that is wonderful. thank you so much. >> jimmy: that's gotta feel good. matt damon, we're so happy that you're here, buddy. >> me too. thank you, guys! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i hope they like the movie. [ laughter ] i think they will. they'll like it. i want to talk about jason bourne but i want to hear about your life in general. >> how much time do you have? >> jimmy: i know, exactly. because i read everything about you. i've seen you on talk shows. you've been on like jimmy kimmel, i've seen that. >> no, no, no, no. >> jimmy: no you haven't. [ laughter ] >> i haven't. >> jimmy: no, that's right. maybe one day. >> by the way, you called me, one invite, boom, here, i made it on the show.
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>> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers ] >> that's how you host a show. >> jimmy: that's going to hurt his feelings. but i want to know because you have this amazing story, i think. it's fantastic. tell me about your mom and growing up in cambridge. >> well, thank you. we lived in what we called a a community house. so there were six families, but we bought this beat-up old house. >> jimmy: six families in one house. >> in a big six-family house, but we fixed the whole thing up together and did like community events together. it was like a commune, kind of. except in a city. >> jimmy: were you in a cult? no, no, no, you weren't in a a cult. >> definitely not. >> jimmy: your mom was a a professor. >> professor, yeah. >> jimmy: what did she teach? >> early childhood education. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: she was a teacher teacher. >> yeah. that's why we have such an affinity for teachers in my family. [ cheers ] teachers are awesome.
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>> jimmy: who's your favorite teacher? >> i wouldn't be here -- i had great teachers my whole life. i mean, gerry speca who was my acting teacher and english teacher in high school you know, changed my life, changed ben's life, casey affleck, like all of us together. >> jimmy: is he still around? >> he taught us how to write. yeah, absolutely. he's still teaching. he's just a great guy. i mean, i could name 15 of my teachers. i remember all of them and grateful to all of them. >> jimmy: me, too i loved them. [ cheers and applause ] i think about them all the time. spent a lot of time with teachers. did your mom know that you were going to be an actor? did she believe and say, oh, yeah. >> she said she knew when i was two. >> jimmy: really? >> she studied children her whole life and she just said, i think i was bizarre how much i made up games to play >> jimmy: and characters. >> and characters and stuff. >> jimmy: no way, really? >> yeah. she said she knew when i was little. but she left everything open to me. >> jimmy: how about kids around the neighborhood? did they, you and ben?
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>> they just thought i was weird. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] 'cause you and ben got into acting. >> yeah. i think, it's weird. when we look back at it now, we were like 14 and 16 years old. and we were coming to new york to audition for things from boston. nobody in our family were in the business, and we were obsessed with it. and fed on each other's obsession. that's how we bonded in our adolescence. we've been friends for 35 years now. we used to fly trump air to get to new york. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i remember trump air. >> when he bought eastern airlines. and it was like trump air. he redid the interiors of the plane. >> jimmy: thank donald trump for your career. >> yes, yes. thank you. i can also thank greyhound because we took the bus sometimes, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i took greyhound. >> i love the greyhound bus. >> jimmy: my sister dropped a a grape on the greyhound bus and watched the grape go around as they made turns. that was our entertainment. >> they didn't have ipads then. >> jimmy: no, nothing.
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you had to make do absolutely. so you guys did this. i've seen "good will hunting" probably a thousand times. i love it so much. congratulations. [ cheers ] i was watching that and now i watch "jason bourne." you can really throw a punch. were you a fighter as a kid? >> not really, no. i got in one fight and hurt the other kid and i felt so horrible about it. my mother, you know, instantly took me to his house, you know, where his mother brought him out and we tearfully apologized. [ laughter ] that was my mothers way. that is not the way you solve your problems. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. i have a similar story. do you remember the kid's name? >> michael borstein. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: shawn quinlin who i'm friends with now was my first fight. we scheduled what time to meet each other to fight. we had both had jobs. he played soccer. i'll fight you on saturday. can't i'm working saturday.
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[ laughter ] sunday. no i can't. we're looking at our schedules. we punched each other. it was really silly. i remember i ripped his chain off as wrestling and helped him find his chain after we fought. [ laughter ] looking on the grass, oh here it is. i found it man. >> we can punch each other but destruction of property is way out of the thing. >> jimmy: congrats being on the cover of "gq." [ cheers ] really. >> thanks. >> jimmy: it's a great article as well. there are a lot of great stories about you here. there is one i like. you meeting prince. you talking to prince. because prince is a magical dude, legend. where did you meet him and how? >> i met him in london. we went to a show. we actually ruined my -- my oldest just turned 18. which is horrifying. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> it's incredible. >> jimmy: how's that? >> i know, it was just like that. but she would have been about 10. and we took her to the prince concert.
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we ended up, the people with prince put us literally next to the stage. we could reach up and touch prince. i turned to my wife and i said, we completely ruined this child. she is going to get to college and he's going to be like i have concert tickets and she'll be like, when do we meet prince? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: please, i saw the best concert right up close. >> we got to go back to talk to him afterwards. he was just amazing. and he said the most awesome prince thing ever which was, i was just chatting with him. and i asked him, you still live in minnesota, don't you? we were in europe at the time, we were in london. he turns and looks me right in the eye and goes, i live inside my own heart, matt damon. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i live inside my own heart, matt damon. >> that's exactly what you want prince to say. >> and it's true, too. >> jimmy: you don't want him to say, oh yeah, i live in minnesota. you should come by and watch football. >> we're right outside the twin cities.
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i live in my own heart, matt damon. >> jimmy: that is the greatest. the director, paul greengrass? this guy must must be brilliant. he's a genius. >> he's great. >> jimmy: he wrote the movie with this editor? >> chris, yeah, the editor. so chirs had edited all four films that i've been a part of. so they just decided to get together and write it. they took about a year to write it. >> jimmy: i think that's brilliant. because then the editor knows what scene. he goes, oh, this is going to work with this. >> it was the smartest way we ever made one of these. >> jimmy: it moves. you go 90 miles per hour the whole film. it doesn't stop, doesn't slow down. it is fantastic. >> thanks. we wanted it to be kind of a a piece with the other three that we made so that you really feel like it's just the next chapter. >> jimmy: is there anything we should say about this one that anyone needs to know? or is it better not to know anything? >> if you like the other ones we did, hopefully you'll like this one, too unless we really messed it up. >> jimmy: no, you did not. >> but i don't think we did. >> jimmy: i don't' think you did. you got a great cast. and everyone is good in it. >> we have alicia vikander joined our cast which was amazing.
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[ cheers ] she's awesome, and vincent cassel who's incredible. >> jimmy: and a good villan. >> and then we got tommy lee jones. [ cheers ] >> which was good. >> jimmy: how cool is that guy? >> he's the best. you know, tommy lee gave me a a job 20 something years ago. the first thing that he ever directed was this little cable tv movie. and tommy lee gave me a job and i was out of money and ben and casey and i were living together in l.a. that paid me $20,000. i'll never forget. i got to work with him all summer long. i got this money. and that was the money that allowed ben and i not to have to go get other jobs so we could stay at home and write "good will hunting." [ cheers and applause ] [ talking over each other ] i'll never forget him for that. he doesn't know that, i don't think. well now he does. >> jimmy: i love that dude. i want to show everyone a clip. here is matt damon and julia stiles having a night out in "jason bourne" in theaters everywhere friday. check this out. [ yelling ]
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>> parsons is at the statue of athena. >> copy that. [ yelling ] [ honking ] >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers ] "jason bourne." oh, that was a good one. guys, stick around. matt damon and i are playing "box of lies" after the break. stick around. ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back! we are here with matt damon. [ cheers and applause ] you can see him along side alicia vikander and tommy lee jones in the summer block buster "jason bourne." it's everywhere this friday. go check it out you guys. [ cheers and applause ] matt and i are about to face off in a game "box of lies." here's how it works. i'm going to lose, really. upstage are a bunch of boxes containing objects neither of us has ever seen before. taking turns matt and i are going to select a box and open it on our side of the table out of view of the other person. you remove the object from the box show it to the audience and look at your opponent and tell them what's in your box. [ light laughter ]
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you may be lying, you may be telling the truth. your opponent has to guess either lie or truth. you guess correctly you get a a point. you guess worng the other person gets a point. first to two points wins. matt, you're our guest, why don't you pick the first box? >> thank you, jimmy. [ cheers ] >> okay. oh god. >> jimmy: oh, please. >> it's just so heavy. i always wanted to go on "the price is right" by the way. and i just love that they get to call out which one i pick. >> jimmy: we make dreams come true here. >> okay. >> jimmy: here we go man. >> opening the box. [ laughter ]
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okay. [ laughter ] it's a slinky with some kind of phallic symbol on it. it's actually a nose on a a slinky. >> jimmy: it's a nose on the slinky. >> so i guess they're trying to say it's a pinocchio slinky. it's a lying slinky. i've got a lying slinky. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're saying there's a nose on a slinky. i'm saying a lying slinky. >> i'm sure sure it was a nose at first but no, it's a nose on a slinky. >> jimmy: you're making this up. i have no idea. gosh. i'm going to say, you lie! >> it's a bonsai tree full of gnomes. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yes! number, which one? [ cheers ]
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this is so light. i don't know if there is anything it in it. it might be feathers. oh, intersting. >> it's bowling ball. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: everyday thing. people have it in their house, their office. you can put it on your desk. it's a paperweight of sorts. if you want, you can use it as that. it is a hot tub with luke skywalker, looks like luke skywalker with hillary clinton and donald trump. [ light laughter ]
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could be justin bieber. could be justin bieber. justin bieber, donald trump, and hillary clinton in a hot tub. >> so it's a miniature hot tub. >> jimmy: it's porcelain with decent purchase. it's something you get in like tv guide. you can order it in tv guide. it's like from the franklin mint. >> and in this hot tub sits three figurines, one of donald trump, one of hillary clinton and one either justin bieber or luke skywalker. we're not sure. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: the one in the middle could easily be the actor mark hamill, the actor mark hamill. or maybe not in character. >> young mark hamill? >> jimmy: it's a shirtless mark hamill [ laughter ] hairless. >> shirtless and hairless. >> jimmy: which was my first movie by the way, no one's ever seen it. [ laughter ] i think i was an extra in that one. >> yeah. all right. you're telling the truth. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know what to do with that. that was a great lie, right? >> that was excellent. >> jimmy: that was a great lie, right? >> i figured your producers
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might put donald trump, hillary clinton and justin bieber in a bathtub. >> jimmy: yes, exactly that's what i thought too. >> jimmy: that it's game. i won! oh, my god. [ cheers ] ♪ >> jimmy: well played, sir, well played. the master, the master actor. our thanks to the one and only matt damon. don't miss "jason bourne" in theatres this friday. david feherty joins us after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! guys, our next guest is a plays professional golf for over 20 years and is one of the best commentator's in the game. he hosts his own golf channel show "feherty." where he interviews anyone from pro golfers to ex-presidents and starting next friday you can see him as a correspondent for the 2016 olympic games in rio de janeiro rate here on nbc. please welcome to the show, david feherty!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is what i'm talking about. i'm so happy you're on the show. this is great. i'm a big fan. >> i love people with low standards. >> jimmy: that's right, i do. i do have low standards. thank you, yeah. i like you. i think we would get along because i think something's a a little loose up there. yeah. >> i'll take that as a a compliment. >> jimmy: yeah it is, no, no. because i love you, you're funny. i don't know if people know this, but you were a fantastic golfer. i mean you were ryder cup. you almost won the british open at one point? >> well, no. i was never going to be one of those top echelon players because i didn't want to be in that place. that, you know, you have to go to a place where you know you're going to be uncomfortable, if you are going to be successful, no matter what you do. especially if you're a comic. yeah, especially if you're a a comic. is this going to work or not.
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for me, i knew it wasn't going to work. i could play at a certain level. but when i got the opportunity to get into tv, then that was more my comfort level. >> jimmy: i'm so happy you did, i think you're my favorite commentator in the sport of golf. i love hearing your voice. even in the video games. >> and in the video game all i do is give you crap. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. i love it. i take it. i go, ah, that's cool. i learn from you, yeah. >> you know, with the olympics coming up, i'm just hoping they don't drug test announcers. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that would be a a disaster. >> oh, total. for me. if they find a performance-enhancing substance for golf, do you know how pissed off i would be? i spent 20 years of my life looking for it. [ laughter ] and it doesn't -- there isn't one. >> jimmy: no there is, no. >> there isn't one. no, steroids they give you smaller balls and a worse temper. that's not gonna help you play golf. >> jimmy: it's not good for golf, no. >> no, amphetamines make you more nervous. uh, human growth hormone, you
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can hit it farther into the woods. but the one that i love is deer antlers. that's a performance-enhancing. >> jimmy: is it really? >> it is, yeah. >> jimmy: deer antlers. >> deer antlers. there's some substance in deer antlers. i think they are worried that, you know, one of the players is going to start head butting another one. >> jimmy: i've seen that. and it's awful. >> second week in november. >> jimmy: you don't want to see that happen. it ruins the sport. i think besides me, you're the most accident-prone talk show host out there. you've been hit by a car three times? >> three times, yes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you gotta walk me through at least one of them, um, please. what is -- how? how? >> well, i was riding from an aa meeting. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that explains one of them. yeah. >> yeah. back to my house and i got hit. fortunately, it wasn't a beer truck, which that would have been too ironic, even for me. [ light laughter ] but i got crushed all the way down the left side of my body, a punctured lung. this arm is mangled. i can't close my left hand.
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these two fingers don't work. they've got no ulnar nerve. the middle one works perfectly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you for aiming it my way. i appreciate that. >> i can still communicate with other motorists. [ light laughter ] it took me about eight months to recover from that one, and then i got back on the bike, for the second time, back on the bike was in dearborn, michigan. and i woke up in a hospital wearing a turban. [ laughter ] i've got no recollection of what happened there. then three or four years ago i went through a windshield here in new york. and i thought, hmm, you know what? >> jimmy: i'm not going to ride a bike anymore. >> yeah, maybe not. >> jimmy: that's the end of that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love the looseness and the fun of your show. uh, i watch it all the time. you interview everyone from jordan spieth to george w. bush, which was a a fantastic interview. >> isn't he wonderful? >> jimmy: he was so charming and funny. and we talk about his paintings. and i go, i want to know about that stuff. is he a good golfer? >> uh, no, he's not a bad player. >> jimmy: he is? he's pretty good? >> yeah, i mean, he's a pretty good player. i'd say you know, probably 12 handicap, something like that.
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>> jimmy: do you get nervous when you interview the president? cause you interviewed bill clinton, as well. >> yes, i do. it's always -- i get nervous -- i'm nervous right now. >> jimmy: are you, really? >> yeah. i soiled myself briefly behind stage. >> jimmy: i was wondering what that was. >> you get that out of the way. no, i think if you're not nervous, >> jimmy: well, i noticed you were sitting taller than you normally would be. >> i think if you're not nervous, you're probably not paying attention. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. but i mean, you've had donald trump. how was he as an interviewee? >> he was phenomenal. there is something about the donald -- he is the donald. >> jimmy: he's not a character. that's him. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's been on the show numerous times. and i go, no you don't understand. >> that's who he is. >> jimmy: that's actually who he is. >> yeah, i mean, if you ask him if that's, yes, yes that's who i am. and i will be the same person tomorrow, possibly worse. [ light laughter ] and you gotta love him for that. i like the man. >> jimmy: yeah, are you going to interview hillary clinton? >> you know i interviewed her
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husband and he told me everything about her. so -- [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: okay. how about tiger woods? have you ever interviewed him? >> i'm hoping tiger will be on the show next year, the start of next year. i'm not sure. >> jimmy: the source i read, it almost seems like it's the end of his career. >> uh, he is badly hurt. it's not a muscular or skeletal thing. it's nerve damage. and i don't know if he'll be able to come back. i sure hope so. we miss him out there, the impact that he had in the game and how much fun it was to watch him during that period, where he was just like watching a creature from a different planet. >> jimmy: i really wish i got to see him do that. uh, you have a big announcement that's kind of a cool thing you are doing for the olympics. you're going to be interviewing president obama. >> yes. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> yes. it is. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what -- how did he
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choose you out of anyone to do the --? [ light laughter ] no, i like that he did. >> no, it's a very, very logical question. >> jimmy: no, that's not what i meant. >> i have absolutely no idea. i mean, he loves to play golf. and i guess, you know, that he watches the show. and actually, i don't know the answer to the question. i have no idea why. >> jimmy: do you know when you're going to do it? >> it will be, i want to say, next wednesday, it's about the 3rd. and then it will be part of the opening ceremony, that will be broadcast. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. that's so good. >> it really is. it's a great honor. >> jimmy: well, i'm psyched to have you. i want to show everyone a clip of you. here is the clip. here is david feherty interviewing presidential nominee donald trump. his show "feherty" airs mondays at 9:00p.m. on the golf channel. check this out. >> you know the first time that i spoke to you i asked you if it bothered you that people felt that you were an [ bleep ]? there are a lot of people that think that you're a world class [ bleep ][ bleep ]. >> it's true. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> yeah, you know based on the polls, there are significant numbers of people who might still think, you know, that you're a bit of an a-hole.
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but does it bother you? i mean, are you less [ bleep ] than you were before? >> well i think i'm doing well. i did very well in the polls in the primaries. i led from beginning to end. and i'm doing well now. i haven't spent any money yet. >> well i mean, i think that -- >> the problem is if you've got 50%, you're doing well. that means 50% of the people don't like you. >> well, when you consider the [ bleep ] that a president has to deal with, isn't it prerequisite that he needs to be a bit that way himself? >> maybe so, maybe so. in which case perhaps i'll do very well. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: unbelievable. our thanks to david feherty, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] all new episode of "feherty" airs monday at 9:00p.m. on the golf channel. be sure to check him out, at the 2016 olympic games beginning next friday here on nbc. we'll be right back with a a performance from sturgill simpson. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ to severe rheumatoid arthritis,
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: turn your tvs up, guys. he's so good. our next guest is in the midst
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of a world tour on behalf of his critically acclaimed number one album "a sailor's guide to earth." performing "all around you," please welcome sturgill simpson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ there will be days when the sun won't shine ♪ ♪ when it seems like the whole world is against you ♪ ♪ don't be afraid when life is unkind you can let go of the pain if you choose to ♪
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♪ when time slips away and skies fall apart revealing to all a universal heart ♪ ♪ glowing flowing all around you ♪ ♪ ♪ there will be nights that go on forever like you're alone lost at sea never to be found ♪ ♪ but just know in your heart
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that we're always together ♪ ♪ and long after i'm gone i'll still be around because our bond is eternal and so is love ♪ ♪ god is inside you all around and up above knowing showing you the way ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ time slips away and skies fall apart revealing to all a universal heart ♪ ♪ glowing flowing all around you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sturgill simpson! "a sailor's guide to earth" is available now. we'll be right back, everybody! ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to matt damon, david feherty,
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sturgill simpson once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia pennsylvania ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. thank you very much. bye, guys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- amy sedaris, from "star trek beyond," john cho, music from bleached, featuring the 8g band with matt cameron. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good. that is good to hear. let's get to the news. hillary clinton last night officially became the democratic nominee for president, and i think it shows how far we've come as a nation, that a woman can be tied in the polls with a spray tanned mentally ill business failu.

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