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♪ memories like the calling corners of my mind ♪ >> the unmistakable voice of barbra streisand. filled the shark tank in san jose. streisand wowed the crowd with all of her hits and often shared stories between songs. tonight's show kicked off a nine-city mini tour for streisand. she will be in las vegas this saturday. >> a lot of the people in the newsroom were singing barbara industries sunday tonight. >> she looks great. thanks for joining us here at 11:00 have. great day tomorrow. we'll see you for the opening ceremony. >> bye, folks. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- miles teller. keri russell.
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musical guest steven tyler. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 515 des moines. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome! [ cheers and applause ] welcome everybody! welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," this is it! this is it, you made it! you're here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. we're gonna have fun tonight.
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here's what everyone's talking about, of course, tomorrow night is the official start of the rio summer olympics. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's right. which is when the entire world will come together for one reason, making fun of the outfits athletes wear at the opening ceremonies. [ laughter and applause ] wearing a cowboy hat and a a sailor outfit? matter of fact, i read that michael phelps plans on wearing a jacket that actually lights up. [ laughter ] cause if there's one thing you nt to do in a city overrun with mosquitoes it's dress up like a porch light. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] did you hear this, though, that the golf tournament at the rio olympics will be played on a a course that is apparently infested with 150 pound rodent. [ audience ewws ] the official said, don't worry, the giant snakes will eat them. so don't worry about them. [ laughter and applause ] golf way, enjoy yourself. >> steve: live it up. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: 150 pound. i saw that facebook has launched special filters that you can put over your profile
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picture to support your country during the olympics. or as athletes who spent years training for 10 hours a day put it, yeah, thanks for all that effort. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] making your face red. check this out, the danish government donated a giant lego model of rio for the games, and this is very interesting, the lego buildings are slightly safer than the actual buildings at the olympics. [ laughter and applause ] now everyone's excited for the games to finally start so they can see some of the big name athletes like michael phelps and usain bolt, but we have to remember that there are hundreds of other athletes also competing in sports that might not get as much attention. like the american badminton team for instance. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] which is why the international badminton society, or ibs -- [ laughter ] released a new song, called the badminton boogie, to promote awareness of the sport. here now to sing it, please welcome the united states badminton team. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: thank you, guys. [ cheers and applause ] thank you guys. thank you -- oh my goodness. [ audience cheering usa ] all right. all right. don't get them too hyped up you guys. [ laughter ] guys, thank you for being here. whenever you're ready, please take it away. let's hear it. ♪ badminton is a sport we like to play on the court ♪ ♪ swing the paddle hit the birdie each of us is over thirty ♪ ♪ move around and break a sweat, shuttle -- over net ♪ ♪ win the game get the gold and that's how ♪ ♪ you do the badminton boogie ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: all right, this is good.
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that's great. fantastic. thank you very much, guys. [ cheers and applause ] appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] that's how they leave? they run? >> steve: that's how they leave. yeah. they jog. >> jimmy: do they have to do that? >> steve: yeah. like experts. >> jimmy: are they just going to hang out in the hallway or -- [ laughter ] ♪ okay. all right. all right. okay. [ laughter ] oh, man. >> steve: oh goodness gravy. >> jimmy: let's check in on the election here. a new survey finds that hillary clinton has more support than in the marijuana industry than donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] or in other words, hillary clinton will definitely win the vote of people who won't remember to vote. [ cheers and applause ] oh, when was that? but there's more trouble for donald trump this week. a judge overseeing the trump university lawsuit just ruled
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that it will, in fact, go to trial. trump was furious with his lawyers, but they said, "hey, what did you expect, we went to trump university. i mean --" [ laughter ] what are we suppose to do. [ cheers and applause ] and this -- are they still out there? [ laughter ] ♪ there you go. there you go. all right. good. there you go, perfect. ♪ this has a lot of people pretty worried. it's reported that donald trump asked a foreign policy expert three times why we can't just use our nuclear weapons. and each time he was told the same thing, sir, he was just a a baby. he didn't know he was interrupting your speech. he's just a -- [ cheers and applause ] but as you'd expect, trump's not backing down. in fact, he held a rally in virginia the other day where he had a message for people who don't like him. listen to this. >> listen, even if people don't like me, they have to vote for me because they have no choice. even if you don't, and you do
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like me, i hope, but, i said even if you can't stand donald trump, you think donald trump is the worst, you're going to vote for me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is he trying to hypnotize us? [ laughter and applause ] you're gonna have to. donald trump is running his campaign like a restaurant that only has pepsi. it's like, you have no choice. you take the pepsi. that's it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] some news from overseas, i saw the nicaraguan president daniel ortega has picked his wife to run as his vice presidential candidate. then bill and hillary looked at each other for a second and went, "nah, nah." [ laughter and applause ] oh, this is exciting, 7-11 is testing out a new system where they're gonna deliver slurpees via a drone. [ cheers and applause ] now according to the company the delivery requires special flight planning and risk analysis.
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well we here at "the tonight show" like being part of history, so we asked one of our writers patrick if he could be part of the early test deliveries. patrick, are you there? >> hey jimmy. i'm outside 30 rock right now, and i ordered myself a 40 ounce kiwi-strawberry slurpee, and now i'm just waiting for the drone to arrive, which should be any minute. >> jimmy: that's great. that's great. we're very excited to see one of its first official deliveries, patrick. >> oh, great. i see it coming. now, according to 7-11, they spent countless hours perfecting the drop off method. which should increase -- >> jimmy: oh, boy. all right. that was 40 ounces. [ laughter ] >> steve: i just bought a a 40 ounce. >> jimmy: that was 40 ounces. oh, that wasn't successful. how are you feeling, patrick, are you okay? >> well, they're obviously still working out the kinks, but i gotta say i feel pretty good. i just need to grab myself a a towel, dry myself off -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh patrick. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh my god. >> jimmy: my god. patrick, are you okay? >> sorry, jimmy, that van came out of nowhere. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. you should probably just head back inside.
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[ unintelligible noise ] oh gosh i hate that. oh, that's awful. [ cheers and applause ] you hate to see that. >> steve: i hate that. finally, i want to say happy birthday to president obama who turns 55 today. [ cheers and applause ] i saw that a lot of people wrote some nice messages on his facebook page. here's just a few. first michelle obama wrote, "happy birthday barack. i feel so lucky to have you in my life." [ audience aws ] and melania trump wrote, "happy birthday barack. i feel so lucky to have you in my life." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and finally, obama's dog bo wrote, "ruff, ruff, ruff. happy birthday, i can talk. ha ha. jk, this is biden." [ laughter and applause ] happy birthday, mr. president. we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead tomorrow night. after the olympic opening ceremonies, we got a fresh, hot show planned. a big, big, big show. mr. jerry seinfeld will be here. [ cheers and applause ] plus, seth rogen will be dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to talk to seth and then seth and i are going to face off in an epic lip sync battle. [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from jason derulo. [ cheers and applause ] that's seinfeld, rogen, derulo tomorrow night. you don't want to miss it. it's very good. but first, we got a great show tonight. this guy is very talented. he stars with jonah hill in the new film "war dogs," miles teller is on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] true story.
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crazy, crazy story. the movie is based on a true story. it's crazy but funny. yeah. we're going to talk about the movie and then i'm challenging miles to a fun, potentially dangerous game of slip and flip. [ audience oohs ] >> steve: danger. >> jimmy: which involves flip cup. >> steve: right? >> jimmy: with a slip-n-slide. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hospital trip. >> jimmy: plus, we love it when she stops by, from fx's "the americans" the lovely keri russell is here! [ cheers and applause ] and my man, my man, we have music from grammy award winner steven tyler! [ cheers and applause ] he's the coolest. he's a cool dude. he's the coolest. it's time for tonight's show hashtags, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you guys on twitter? [ cheers and applause ] it's fun.
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well we use twitter on our show every single week. so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so since donald trump has gotten in some trouble for some comments he's made over the past few days, i went on twitter and i sent a hashtag called #whydidisaythat. i asked you guys tweet out something funny, weird, or embarrassing that you've said. we got thousands of tweets. within 30 minutes it was trending topic in the u.s. so thank you for those tweets. [ cheers and applause ] now i thought i'd share some of my favorites #whydidisaythat tweets from you guys. this first one is from @bridgetcwarren. she says, "when i was a hostess at a restaurant i once said to a guest heading into the restroom, enjoy!" [ laughter ] thank you. >> steve: i will. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this next one is from @angelsteve89. he says, "getting a haircut, barber asked me what i do for a a living. i said, advertising, what about you? he replied, i'm a barber." [ laughter and applause ]
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that makes sense, that makes sense. >> steve: oh i thought this was a hobby. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @chelseyalese. she says, "forgot a guy's name so i asked how his name was spelled. he looked at me like i was crazy and said, a.j." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: a.j. >> jimmy: i thought the 'j' was slient. >> steve: a, y, j. a, y. >> jimmy: yeah. the team still in there? ♪ [ laughter ] all right, good. there we go. [ laughter ] this one's from @baysseegers. she said, "i asked a clerk, are these the stairs that go up? he says, yeah. and if you're at the top they go down, too." [ laughter ] crazy how stairs work. >> steve: technology. >> jimmy: thank you. [ applause ] >> steve: thanks jim. >> jimmy: this one's from @dougwalsh1. he said, "i'm a farm boy. when my wife was in labor i said, i'm not nervous. i've seen this a bunch of times with cows." >> steve: oh. [ audience ohs ]
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mistake. >> jimmy: mood killer. mood killer right there. >> steve: oh, he should not have uddered that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no. there he is. retiring steve higgins, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh, it's the badminton team. went to the badminton team. ♪ oh, he's back. oh, he's back. you're back. >> steve: yeah, i'm back. >> jimmy: you're back already? >> steve: everybody was in a a bad mood. [ laughter ] ♪ >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: oh, man. hey, buddy, welcome back. >> steve: it's rough. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> steve: it's rough out there. >> jimmy: this one is -- >> steve: can't hyde. nowhere to hyde. [ laughter ]
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wait, are you on a -- are you on a -- [ laughter ] >> steve: i milked that probably -- >> jimmy: now i know you did. [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: it's thursday. >> jimmy: i know it is. >> steve: you know, it's american. >> jimmy: i know it. this one is from @wantpeace4all. >> steve: aww. >> jimmy: she says, "guy at dmv asked for my phone number. i said, you wish. he said, it's for the paperwork." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] do you think i'm cute? >> steve: here you go. [ laughter ] you wish. >> jimmy: this one is from @koopgirl. she says, "future hubby meets my parents, dad pours him a a foamy beer and apologizes. i say, it's ok, frank likes head." [ audience oohs ] ♪
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this one is from @harbinger. he says, "job interview, me, hi, how are you? intervierer, great how are you? me, i'm good, how are you?" [ laughter ] when is this gonna end. yeah. >> steve: you're not hired. >> jimmy: this one is from @drock0708. she says, "cop says, mind telling me why you were driving so close behind that car? i replied, because i'm a jerk?" [ laughter and applause ] she's being honest. >> steve: yeah, i'm being honest. it's my fault. i'm a -- >> jimmy: because i'm a jerk. [ light laughter ] all right, cool. all right man, take care. this one is from -- oh this is great. teacher, it's from @benharrick727. he says, "teaching my 5th grade music class to play the a note on the recorder. i said, when you see the new note, be sure to cover your a a holes." [ laughter ] >> steve: oh! oh. [ applause ]
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>> jimmy: cover your -- cover your a hole. >> steve: cover your a hole. >> jimmy: cover your a hole. >> steve: oh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this last one is cute. this is from @cheversace. she says, "i finally worked up the guts to speak to my crush. all that came out was, you have cute nostrils." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there you have it. those are our "tonight show" hashtags. to check out more of our favorites go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. stick around, we'll be right back with miles teller, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what's up schumer? okay, i got roped into spending the day with my sister's kids (makes farting noise) and they like keep talking about back to school shopping? back to school is like our red carpet.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i love my first guest, you might know him from his fine work in the film "whiplash" and the blockbuster "divergent" franchise, he's now starring alongside jonah hill in the new film, "war dogs," which opens friday, august 19th, please welcome miles teller!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: electric! >> wow, wow, wow! what a crowd. what a crowd tonight. >> jimmy: we have the best crowd ever. >> you do. you do. [ cheers and applause ] wow. unreal. >> jimmy: what's going on? you look good, man. >> thanks. >> jimmy: the blondie. >> what do you mean? >> jimmy: your hair is -- [ laughter ] your hair is not brown. it's blond. >> oh, my god. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you just realized that now? >> i actually, i mean, i think that -- what does the crowd think? [ cheers and applause ] okay, so you guys are not very representative of the internet, because i went to the espys and
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i like hosted a thing, i'm playing a part for a character in a movie right now, and -- but i did at the espys and instantly twitter was just, like, "no!" one girl tweeted -- >> jimmy: you're killing me. >> yeah, somebody was like, did you get in a fight with a a radioactive mayonnaise truck? [ laughter ] that was not funny. one girl just said, "ew, i'm dead, bye." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> i was like, it's just -- >> jimmy: you can pull it off. >> it's just my hair. >> jimmy: you can pull it off. >> yeah, exactly, you don't need to like kill yourself. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, yeah, no, you can pull it off. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i wanna talk to you, because we had costar, jonah hill, on the show, who talked very highly of you. >> yeah, no, he was kind of spreading some rumors. >> jimmy: yeah. >> some lies. >> jimmy: i don't know if they are rumors and lies. 'cause this is a photo here -- >> that's why i'm here, i'm here to -- >> jimmy: straighten everything out? >> give the truth, yeah. >> jimmy: well, he said that you saved a pregnant woman from a shark. >> fact. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait you can't just -- went right into it. immediately just say fact. >> sure. well, that part's 100% true. >> jimmy: you -- this is unbelievable. how did you -- >> yeah. i thought that's why you had me on here.
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the movie aside, like, i thought we were honoring heroes this week. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes, that's another reason, yeah. "war dogs," we'll talk about but -- >> "war dogs?" who cares? let's talk about sharks, apex predators in the water taking like, looking for pregnant women. >> jimmy: predators in the water. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so jonah said he's mad about this because, i mean, he's happy you saved her life -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: but he was mad because he thinks that he should have saved the woman. >> i wish jonah was there because it would have been another life that i saved. [ laughter ] honestly. if i'm being honest. >> jimmy: you would have saved his life as well? >> i would have saved as many as i could. [ applause ] >> jimmy: unbelievable. you are unbelievable. >> i would have said, "grab a a hold, jonah, i'm gonna take you to safety." no, we were -- >> jimmy: what happened? >> i was in the water with my girlfriend, and we were swimming around as couples do. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and this woman, also the fact in this story, jonah said he was napping. >> jimmy: yeah. he took a nap. >> he took a nap, 'cause acting is really hard. [ laughter ] tiring.
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>> jimmy: yeah, it's tiring. >> so, yeah, so i'm in the ocean, and we're like swimming around, and this woman, this woman right here. >> jimmy: yes? >> she comes -- she just comes up to me and she looks really freaked out and she says, oh, my god, don't be alarm, but i'm like looking at her face, well, you're freaking me out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, what am i supposed to do? >> so yeah. you look alarmed. so, yeah, she looks all freaked out and she goes, oh, my god, don't be alarmed, like, there's a big shark, just swam right by me, can you help me, i'm scared, like can you help me and my baby? which is this girl, but then she's also pregnant. [ laughter ] fact. so, that's three people. [ laughter and applause ] right there. >> jimmy: oh, my god. you're really -- [ cheers and applause ] you're really milking the story. >> i count that a life! do you not? >> jimmy: yes, of course i do, yes. >> we're here for comedy, jimmy. >> jimmy: we're here for comedy and yeah. >> so, let's not get into it. >> jimmy: it's heroes week. so, yeah. [ light laughter ] here at the "tonight show." >> now it is. it starts now. >> jimmy: it starts now. >> you go 'til next thursday by the way. >> jimmy: thank you, appreciate it. >> so, yeah, i saved her life.
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>> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> and my girlfriend immediately just started swimming -- like, i think that's what you're not supposed to do. >> jimmy: yeah, no. when there's a shark. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so did you just yell shark? >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: what about everybody else that was in the water? >> jimmy, i'm saving a life. >> jimmy: okay, but -- >> i don't have that kind of time. [ laughter ] >> obviously, you never saved a a life before. >> jimmy: no, i would freak out. >> you'd be sitting in your comfy chair. >> jimmy: i'd go, ah shark! shark! shark! >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's what i would do. i would jump on your back. >> and i would have had room for you. >> jimmy: thank you, my man. you're always there for me, yeah. >> that's what i do. there's a paparazzi, and it was while "fantastic 4" had just finished and the headline literally the next day was like, real life superhero, miles teller saves pregnant woman, her child. >> jimmy: i'm glad you didn't let it go to your head. >> huh? [ laughter ] obviously not. so -- >> jimmy: i -- good. i'm glad that we got that out there. >> i just wanted to clear that up because jonah, i don't know what that guy -- i don't know what he thinks being a hero is, but it's not napping.
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>> jimmy: my gosh. [ laughter ] >> do you think superman takes naps? >> jimmy: he was so bummed out. >> does he have that kind of time? >> jimmy: because he could have been a hero. >> no, he would have got eaten by a shark. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he would not. i also want to ask you about this 'cause i know you can act, but i didn't know you could sing. i saw a clip of you -- >> you didn't know that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i run your wikipedia page, but i didn't write that down. >> update that. >> jimmy: exactly. i'll get right on that. >> who does that? >> jimmy: me. [ laughter ] but i -- i saw you on stage with keith urban. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how does that happen? >> you know -- >> jimmy: were you just at the concert? >> no, honestly, it's like the first film i did was this film "radical" with nicole kidman. >> jimmy: of course. >> so, i've known keith, you know, kind of loosely for a a couple years, but him and nicole have always just been, you know, very warm to me and i and i was filming in santa fe. he was in albuquerque so i went to the show, met him backstage, and i was like, great, nice to see you, keith, and i go sit down, and there's like an hour before he's gonna come on stage, and he just texted me.
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he was like, hey, man, is this still your number? i said, yes. confirmed. [ laughter ] he's like, too bad you don't know any of my songs, i'd get you on stage to sing with me. i was like, dude, totally, don't worry about it. not a big deal. do your thing. i'm a fan. i'm a fan. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm happy to be here. >> yeah, i'm happy to be here. there's no lives that are in danger. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. no, i can't believe i'm sitting this close to a real hero. >> to a hero. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> so, anyway, so then i -- i was, like, hey, man don't worry about it. he goes, alright, like "my girl" key of g. yeah, i'll perform. i've done some theater, but he's talking about going on stage and singing in front of all these people, and i literally was not going to do it, and my girlfriend looked at me and she said, miles, if you don't do this i guarantee you'll regret it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so i was texting him, like, can we rehearse it? and he was like, yeah, meet me backstage, and next thing i know, i'm like on stage trying to remember why the bees envy me and it's like 'cause i have so much honey. [ laughter ] but it's like the -- >> jimmy: you're over thinking it. >> yeah, i'm like, i got
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sunshine -- >> jimmy: on a cloudy day. >> i've got sunshine. yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you nailed it. i wanna show everyone a clip of you on stage with keith urban. it's pretty impressive. watch this. ♪ ♪ when it's old outside i've got the month of may well i guess you'd say what can me feel this way ♪ ♪ keith urban [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not bad! not bad. >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: that was really good. >> i was super nervous. >> jimmy: no, it was great. you nailed it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations. let's talk about this movie, "war dogs" it's funny, it's crazy, and it's a true story. >> yeah, it's based on a true story. these two guys who were, you know, in their early 20s during bush's second administration,
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like, whenever they needed to, you know, get things for the, you know the war, whether it be ak47 ammo or night vision goggles, they opened up to bidding for small businesses as a way to make money. so these guys had a small business, and kind of, you know, fake it 'til you make it and they ended working their way up, and being really good at small amounts of deception, and at one point, they had a a $300 million contract to the pentagon. and these were literally just a a couple of dudes, best friends growing up. couple of stoner guys living in miami who just winged it. >> jimmy: based off an article in "rolling stone," right? >> called "arms and the dudes." >> jimmy: "arms and the dudes." >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. i mean, you're selling weapons to soldiers. >> yeah, so this was like 100 -- the deal these guys did was 100 million rounds of ak 47 ammo. they found a third party who bradley cooper represents. >> jimmy: he's hilarious. >> yeah, he's great in it. >> jimmy: he's great. >> and he plays a guy who is able to fill our entire order. >> jimmy: but it just gets crazier and crazier. you're like, oh, well, how do we get it into baghdad or something like that? >> yeah, the weapons get stopped, and we need to figure out a way to get them to cross
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the border, so we drive it. we like fly there, and, we're like, we'll drive it. >> jimmy: you meet a guy and you pay a guy to drive you. >> his name's marlboro. he's always smoking. >> jimmy: it's fantastic. i wanna show everyone a clip. here's miles teller and jonah hill on their way to baghdad in "war dogs." take a look at this. >> hey, seriously, is this safe driving to baghdad? >> yes, very safe. 50/50. >> 50/50? like, 50% we live, 50% we die? >> yes. that's why we drive tonight. it's much safer. >> how much safer? >> 50/50. >> what the -- obviously, he doesn't know what 50/50 means. >> oh, my god. >> hey, what about gas, though. it's a long trip, no? >> no problem. petrol free in iraq. >> no kidding? free gas. see what i'm talking about? iraq is dope.
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i'm thinking about getting a a place there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: miles teller, everybody. "war dogs" hits theaters friday, august 19th. when we come back, miles and i are gonna play head to head in a game of "flip and slip." stick around it's gonna be good. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ when josh atkins books at laquinta.com. he gets a ready for you alert the second his room is ready. so you know what he gives? i'll give you everything i've got and then some.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with miles teller! his new film "war dogs" opens on friday, august 19th, and we're about to face off in a a game called "slip and flip" which combines -- >> woo! >> jimmy: slip n' slide with flip cup. now we each have two cups of beer up here and three cups over there. we'll slide back and forth drinking and flipping one of our cups each time. the first one to flip all of
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their cups is the "slip and flip" champion! miles, are you -- [ cheers and applause ] miles, are you ready for this? >> cover your a-holes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: cover your a-hole. all right, buddy. you ready for this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: three, two, one, slide! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the champ! [ cheers and applause ] the champion, miles teller, everybody! "war dogs" is in theaters august 19th. we'll be right back with keri russell. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a golden globe award-winning actress who was just nominated for her first emmy award for her role as a russian spy in the fx series "the americans." ladies and gentlemen, please welcome keri russell! ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> that is such a nice song! wow. >> jimmy: wow. welcome back. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we love you. >> thank you! >> jimmy: you look great. >> thanks. >> jimmy: fantastic. since you've been on, you had -- you had your little baby boy. >> had a child. >> jimmy: that's great! congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you very much, thank you. >> jimmy: did you name the baby after what your daughter wanted? >> yes. >> jimmy: what did your daughter want to name the baby? >> either yoga or jewel necklace. >> jimmy: yeah, jewel necklace. >> which is also a very wonderful name. >> jimmy: yeah. but it was -- it's a boy named jewel necklace? [ light laughter ] >> no name, we just call him jn. [ laughter ] but, no, it's sam. >> jimmy: sam is his name. oh. >> sam, yeah. >> jimmy: were you disappointed
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that yoga was not the name? >> she was legitimately disappointed. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: like, i'm going to call him yoga forever. >> and she does. she actually says, baby yoga is crying. baby yoga needs this. yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's cute. >> it is so nice. >> jimmy: congrats everything and on the emmy nomination and all that stuff. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you had a big year. you went to the white house. >> we went to the white house. >> jimmy: wow. dinner at the white house? >> it was so crazy! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, that's intimidating, right? >> it was so -- i mean, come on. >> jimmy: i mean, look at this. you guys, look at this. [ light laughter ] gorgeous. [ applause ] gorgeous couple there, looking beautiful. >> oh, it was so cool. >> jimmy: did you sit next to the first lady? >> he did. >> jimmy: oh, interesting. >> he did. i said, what are you going -- his sister from wales called, and she's like, what are you going to talk to her about? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like hey, come on. >> like, what are you going to say? >> jimmy: i'm on a show called "the americans." i mean -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: but i mean, it must be intimidating. i don't know what -- >> it was so intimidating and thrilling, and an honor, and -- you know, they are, i don't know, just amazing. they are kind of -- >> jimmy: so cool. [ applause ] >> they're so cool. >> jimmy: they really are, yeah. >> and, like, a real
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partnership. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and they are just incredible. but, yes, she was wearing this -- the first lady was wearing the most beautiful white -- i mean, it was so stunning. and i just said at the end of the dinner, like oh my god -- we had this plate of this beautiful salad with those, like, beautiful cherry tomatoes, and all these fancy tomatoes. different colors, and at a a certain point, he like cut into it, and it splurts, and he's like, "no, no, no!" >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> "please, please not on the white dress!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no. >> it zinged past hert and she was like -- >> jimmy: but on the end of the nose, essentially. my tomato seeds are on you. >> but she was safe. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. you have to watch what you're doing there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you excited about the emmy nom? >> we are so -- are you kidding me? it's like -- >> jimmy: i mean, that's a lot. you got four total for the show? is that right? >> yeah, i think so. >> jimmy: it's fantastic. i love that people are recognizing the show. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] yes. thank you. but we've been the underdogs for so long. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> you know, like we've been not nominated for so many years that -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- we're, like, we didn't expect anything. >> jimmy: that's great. >> and we celebrated for about,
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you know, two minutes, and then were, like, "now no one's going to like the show anymore." [ light laughter ] oh, no. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: no, no, no, it's getting better and better. let everyone know what's happening in the season. it's just half, but i know the daughter knows. >> our daughter -- so we play a a 1980s kgb russian spies living in washington, and our daughter has found out what we do for a living, and we are just dealing with family elements of that. >> jimmy: yeah. and are going back to -- you filming? >> october. >> jimmy: going back in october. >> going back. >> jimmy: this time -- >> going back not pregnant. >> jimmy: not pregnant. >> not pregnant. >> jimmy: it's probably easier to do the action scenes not pregnant. >> oh my god. [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah. pregnant in heels doing fight scenes. >> jimmy: yeah, it's just no. >> well, i mean most pregnant woman fight. >> jimmy: yeah, i know that. >> in dark alleys, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah, of course. yeah. we have a clip here of keri russell in "the americans," take a look at this. >> you got a cigarette? >> no, we don't.
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>> there's a grocery store down there. [ laughter ] >> hey guys, we don't want any trouble. why don't you just go ahead and take that. >> how old are you? don't be scared, sweetheart. >> oh! [ groaning ] >> mom. >> jimmy: don't mess with mom! [ cheers and applause ] keri russell, everybody! we'll be right back with music from steven tyler. stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ one coat, yes! ♪ there is a day, for every number. ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: check us out tomorrow night. he;s one of our favorites, the very funny jerry seinfeld will be here. [ cheers and applause ] plus, seth rogen, jason derulo and thank you notes. it's all following the olympic opening ceremonies. i cannot wait. [ cheers and applause ] but first, our next guest is a
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a four-time grammy winner and rock and roll hall of famer -- [ cheers and applause ] i know. his solo album "we're all somebody from somewhere" debuted at number one. performing the title track, please welcome steven tyler and the loving mary band! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ sweet biloxi to new york city from that fine red wine off the vine ♪ ♪ to cheap brown whiskey seattle coffee memphis blues chi-town wind miami cruise there's a thousand stories ♪ ♪ between me and you give me some love we're all somebody from somewhere ♪ ♪ some mama some daddy some love in the air some big some little some left some in the middle ♪
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♪ give me some love ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how you do it? >> loving mary! >> jimmy: that is how you do it. that is how you do it! steven tyler. [ cheers and applause ] catch him on the "out on a a limb" tour now. we'll be right back! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to miles teller, keri russell, steven tyler, and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye, bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- blake shelton, from "the night of," actor michael k. williams, music from blake shelton, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and mary timony. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] yeah, it's good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. happy birthday to president obama, who turned 55 today. he made a wish and blew out the candles, but then when he opened his eyes, he was still president.

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