tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC December 6, 2016 11:34pm-12:38am PST
many stars on the roll call including jennifer hudson, harvey fire steen, and newcomer matty as tracy, you remember tracy, the girl who wins the dance audition and becomes the star. she's one of 1300 person open casting call. 13,000. it starts tomorrow night at 8:00 p.m. and she'll be doing it because, you know what? you can't stop -- >> you might take the night off tomorrow just to watch this. >> just to watch it. >> there we go, see? thanks for joining us here at 11:00. have a great day tomorrow. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- chris pratt. katie holmes.
musical guest, john mayer, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 585 rochester! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hello. hey! welcome, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made the show. you're here. thank you very much. here's what people are talking about. you guys, the finalists for time's "person of the year"
just came out. and they include donald trump, hillary clinton, mark zuckerberg, vladimir putin, and beyonce. [ light laughter ] putin was like, "most of group is weak, but even i cannot compete with queen b. no, i mean, let's be -- come on." [ cheers and applause ] speaking of beyonce, both she and adele got a bunch of grammy nominations today. they were each nominated for record of the year, song of the year, and album of the year. [ cheers and applause ] marking -- marking the first time in 2016, that america has two finalists that they actually like. [ laughter and applause ] yeah, that's very interesting. this is kind of interesting. yesterday, joe biden said he's not completely ruling out running for president in 2020. even said, "what the hell." [ laughter ] when asked what his campaign slogan would be, he said, "i just told you. what the hell." [ laughter and applause ] what the hell.
meanwhile, the white house just announced a new program to teach computer science to more american schoolchildren. yeah, they say if it goes well, one day america will be able to hack its own election. [ laughter and applause ] isn't that nice? that's so thoughtful. >> steve: yeah, progress. >> jimmy: isn't that nice? >> steve: progress. [ applause ] listen to this. i read at -- that as president, donald trump will have access to an emergency alert system which will allow him to send a a text to every american at once. [ laughter ] but it's only for emergencies, like natural disasters, security issues, or if "saturday night live" does another sketch about him. but that's it. [ laughter and applause ] only emergencies. actually, vice president dick cheney said that donald trump needs to be more careful about what he tweets. cheney said," if you're not careful, you could end up shooting yourself in the face -- or foot. foot. [ laughter ] shooting your friend in the -- shooting your friend's foot.
shooting yourself -- in the foot. sorry, what'd i say? >> jimmy: i'm going to leave now. i just heard that last night, vice president-elect mike pence attended the new york jets game at met life stadium, where the jets lost 41-10. pence heard so much booing, he thought he was seeing "hamilton" again. [ laughter and applause ] to celebrate the standing rock, sioux tribe's victory against the dakota access pipeline, josh brolin posted a nude photo of himself standing on top of a a rock. [ light laughter ] in response, the sioux tribe said, "we're opposed to that pipeline too." so would you just -- [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: ho! hey! >> jimmy: this is kind of crazy. i saw a that a private company called "moon express" says it wants to start offering trips to the moon for under $10,000 a ticket. most people were like, "yeah, i'm not sure i want to book the cheapest option for my trip to outer space."
[ applause ] that company cheaper? [ light laughter ] if i'm gonna go to space -- [ light laughter ] check this out, you guys. amazon launched its new "go app." did you hear about this thing? it's pretty cool. it lets you shop in the supermarket without having to check out at the register. there's no register. yeah, they say it's just like shopping on their website, until you get arrested for being drunk and in your underwear. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i need this. next day, next day. [ light laughter ] [ unintelligible ] that's right, amazon's new app lets you shop in a store without going through the checkout line, and the ad is going viral today. here's just the first part of it. right here, check it out. >> what would shopping look like if you could walk into a a store, grab what you want, and just go? use the "amazon go app", to enter. then put away your phone, and start shopping. >> jimmy: yeah.
pretty cool. but i -- i think there's another reason people might want to try out this new app. here's another version. >> ever wanted that guilty pleasure of picking something up, and just walking out of the store? go ahead, take stuff off our shelves and hide it in your jacket, then just walk out like a common criminal. amazon shoplift. [ laughter and applause ] with all of the shoplifting, with none of the guilt. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's shoplifting. if you guys have pets, you should listen to this. veterinarians are warning people to be careful with alcohol that they spill on the floor, because there's been an increase in drunk pets. [ light laughter ] and you'll know your dog is drunk when he starts confronting the vacuum cleaner. [ laughter and applause ] he's like, "come at me, bro. i'm not afraid of you anymore!" [ applause ] and finally, for the first time ever, the ken doll is getting a a designer makeover. he has new hair and a moschino suit. take a look. [ laughter ]
in a related story, barbie just changed her relationship status to "it's complicated." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] oh, great crowd tonight. great show. we have a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, academy award nominated actor edward norton will be here. [ cheers and applause ] then later this week, robert de niro will be here. [ cheers and applause ] pharrell williams will be here. dwayne johnson will be joining us. it's going to be good. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. he stars opposite jennifer lawrence in the new movie, "passengers," chris pratt is here. [ cheers and applause ] i love that guy. >> steve: he's a good dude. >> jimmy: later in the show, chris and i are doing something fun called "mad lib theater."
be sure to stick around for that. [ cheers ] plus, she's a terrific actress. she's fantastic every time she comes on the show. she stars in and directed her first movie. it's called "all we had," the wonderful katie holmes is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] the director. did the whole thing. and we got great music. did you hear rehearsal today? >> tariq: i didn't hear it. >> jimmy: oh, it's fantastic. he's got a good band with him too like -- >> tariq: pino's here, everybody's here. >> jimmy: steve jordan's here. >> tariq: yeah. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: pino palladino. [ cheers ] on bass, james valentine from maroon 5 is here. he's going to play with them. [ applause ] and this guy's so good, he doesn't even need anybody. he doesn't need anybody. he's that -- so that's amazing, what a show you're going to see tonight. the one and only john mayer is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] "love on the weekend." that's my man. hey guys, it is time for "screen grabs." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
>> jimmy: now, these are -- these are some weird, funny things that you guys have found on the internet, or other places and then sent in to us. this first screen grab was sent in by heather eilert in wichita, kansas. she was looking for photographers online to take some family photos, and saw this. happy family except for the -- boot to the head. [ laughter ] why would you put that -- if you were a photographer? >> steve: i don't care man, good action shots. [ light laughter ] right in the face. >> jimmy: that was good -- i think that's a good smack to the face. yeah. this next screen grab was sent in by rhiannon seneli in davenport, iowa. she was shopping for some christmas ornaments online, and found this. personalized state shaped ornaments available in all 20 states. [ laughter and applause ] quick, how many states are there? i don't know, 20?
all right, yeah. >> steve: denial. >> jimmy: that is close enough. >> steve: good enough. >> jimmy: this next one was sent in by kimberly porch in irving, texas. she was searching online to find a good doctor. let's see who she found. meet the most progressive tool in health care. [ laughter and applause ] come on, man. >> steve: come on. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i can't -- give me a a break. >> steve: that's not a tool. >> jimmy: the good news is, you're on the front of the website. >> steve: yeah, right. and you're progressive. >> jimmy: okay, and you're progressive. but we asked and they called you a tool. [ light laughter ] this next one was sent in by krysten miller in punta gorda, florida. she got an alert on her phone. >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: yeah, it says, "you currently have no friends." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: why? why? do you mean -- she knows that. >> jimmy: i know. i think the worst part is that she's forced to click "ok." [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: i'm okay with it. i'm a -- i'm okay with it. >> steve: you're good with it? >> jimmy: yeah, i -- i have to be. >> steve: you have no friends. >> jimmy: you've got no friends
and a horrible attitude. [ laughter ] this next screen grab was sent in by greg hummel in rochester hills, michigan. he was trying to find a wi-fi network to log on to, and he found this -- "grandma click this for internet." [ laughter ] grandma click this. someone's trying to help out their grandma. >> steve: that is genius. >> jimmy: but that seems confusing to me even. i'm like, if i'm grandma, i'm like, "do i want 5g?" >> steve: which one do i want? >> jimmy: what's the difference? this is -- next screen grab is from chris martinez. he lives right here in new york city. he was watching the local news. they were showing some of the new balloons in the "macy's thanksgiving day parade." >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: yeah, and they caught them in a private moment here, i think. [ laughter ] dogs -- dogs will be dogs. >> steve: dogs, come on man. >> jimmy: dogs will be dogs. they got -- they all do it. they all do it. >> steve: scotty and felix. [ applause ] >> jimmy: we're down to our -- we're down to our last one here, it's from david del'angelo in toronto, canada. he was shopping for a new guitar, and he spotted a guy in an ad that he says looks like
me. i don't know if i see it. take a look at this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that doesn't look like me at all. >> steve: little bit. >> jimmy: what's wrong -- that looks nothing like me. why? >> steve: face structure. the grin, the eyes, the hair. >> jimmy: i don't know. let's see what we can do. i don't believe i look like that guy -- [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] ♪ [ unintelligible ] >> steve: okay, you're in. good, good. final -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
get that vein out. get that forehead vein. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: trying to get that forehead vein in there. >> steve: look like about to have an aneurysm. >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for "screen grabs." [ cheers and applause ] if you have a funny screen grab, e-mail it to us at email@example.com. we might put it on the show. stick around. be right back with chris pratt, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, roots! >> jimmy: aw, he's a stud. how are you, buddy? great to see you. >> oh, man. i'm so happy to be here. >> jimmy: i'm so happy that you are here. every time you're here, we're always do spmething fun. >> that's true. >> jimmy: yeah. last time we were here, we did nonsense karaoke -- >> yes! >> jimmy: where we just made up words and just randomly just sang it. >> it was really fun. >> jimmy: i liked it, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you a karaoke guy? did i ask you that last time? >> i don't know if you did, but i am a karaoke guy. who doesn't -- do you guys like karaoke? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. i've sang karaoke for a long time. my whole family, we always sing karaoke at parties, and -- >> jimmy: do you have a go-to song? >> well, yeah, i did. [ light laughter ] i had a -- i had a go-to song that, for a while, i felt like i murdered "man in the mirror." [ cheers ]
>> jimmy: michael jack -- >> michael jackson. >> jimmy: it's a classic. >> i know, and then i realized -- i have to tell you this story. the time i realized that i don't murder michael jackson singing karaoke, i went to -- i had killed it one week. i felt really good. i was like, "i'm -- that's my song." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "i'm the next michael jackson." >> i can sing "man in the mirror." >> jimmy: it's a tricky song. >> it's very difficult. [ light laughter ] high degree of difficulty, but when you nail it, you nail it. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i was riding high on the wave of nailing "man in the mirror" the week before -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> went to the new karaoke bar, met a girl. >> jimmy: ooh, yeah. >> her name was "marina." do you remember marina? i was flirting with her. i had "man in the mirror" in my pocket. i knew i was going to kill it. [ light laughter ] i put "man in the mirror" in. i got up on stage. i said -- [ light laughter ] this is true, by the way. i know i'm playing it up, but this was a really vulnerable moment for me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you for telling me this. >> i said, "this song's for
marina." i swear to god. [ laughter ] and then the first note came out, and when i -- i didn't realize there's different notes and different keys and stuff, and it just wasn't my key. it wasn't my night, and it came out. it was like -- ♪ ♪ i'm going to make a change ♪ oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next thing you knew, you couldn't do it. >> it didn't match, you know? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, no yeah. >> the sound didn't line up. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> and i was like -- ♪ for once in my "you suck!" [ laughter ] and i just immediately started sweating. some guy yelled, "you suck!" >> jimmy: you suck? >> and i look, and he was standing right next to marina. [ audience aws ] and she left with the "you suck" guy. [ laughter ] ♪ [ applause ] i've never sang "man in the mirror" since, man. it hurts. >> jimmy: she left with the "you suck" guy. yeah, well, no. how is the family? how old is your son? >> he's -- he turned 4. he's now almost 4 1/2. >> jimmy: wow.
>> yeah. >> jimmy: he's so great. >> he's great, man. >> jimmy: isn't it cool? >> it is cool. >> jimmy: i mean, i have three and a two, but it's just every day is a new fun thing. do they know that you're in movies? does he understand that yet that you're -- >> he does, but he doesn't, you know? it's not -- the other day, he went to universal studios, you know. we were both in "jurassic world." >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ] >> yes, and he -- >> jimmy: number one movie of all time. >> and he went to jura -- he went, and they have a guy there dressed up like my character from "jurassic world." and he does the thing with the raptors, and they have, like, these fake dinosaurs that come out. and this guy pretends to be that character and amuses the people who come to universal studios. and he came home, and he's like, "dad, i met the real 'jurassic world' guy." [ laughter ] i'm like, "that guy?" >> jimmy: no. "no, i'm the" -- >> jimmy: "i'm real the guy." >> "i'm the guy." >> jimmy: "i'm the guy." [ laughter ] >> he was like, "no, no, no, no. he doesn't do it on tv." [ laughter ] "he's the real guy." >> jimmy: "the real guy." [ laughter ] >> "i think it's the character your guy is based on." he was like --
>> jimmy: he met the real one, man. >> he met the real jurassic park guy, so he was pretty thrilled. and same -- yeah, same at legoland. he's like, "dad, emmett's here, the real emmett, not you, the real one." [ laughter ] i'm like, "come on, man!" >> jimmy: "come on. come on. give dad something. you're just mean." yeah. >> i think he knows. i think he's just being mean. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's just playing with you, yeah. >> he's mad at me. >> jimmy: congrats on "passengers." >> thank you. >> jimmy: the idea -- this is -- [ cheers and applause ] fantastic idea. jennifer lawrence. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, basically, it's almost like a cruise ship of the future. >> yeah. >> jimmy: like, a a space -- giant, giant, giant -- 5,000 passengers are going to start a new civilization on this new planet. >> yeah. >> jimmy: called "horizon ii" or something? >> yeah, "homestead ii." >> jimmy: homestead ii, yeah. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: "horizon 2" is a good name too. yeah. [ laughter ] >> sequel. >> jimmy: sequel! [ laughter ] okay, i can be in that one too. just letting you know, i'm available, almost too available. [ laughter ] but i love the idea of this because this could be -- i think this could be the future. this is it. >> yeah, it's pretty interesting. essentially, the idea is that all 5,000 people are put into a a state of hibernation. they, like, suspend all
metabolic function, and they can, you know, essentially freeze you. >> jimmy: in this pod. >> without damaging you, and you can stay asleep for hundreds of years and never age. >> jimmy: what it does, it takes, it takes a hundred and -- >> 120 years to make the journey to the new planet. >> jimmy: to get to homestead ii. >> yeah, you sign up for this thing, you fall asleep, you wake up, and you've got four months to go. and you're going to party on this cruise line and start a a new life on a new world. >> jimmy: yeah, but the bummer is -- >> the bummer is -- >> jimmy: you guys wake up -- >> we wake up 90 years early. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: there's a malfunction on the thing, and you go -- >> yeah, there's a malfunction, and we wake up, and we've got 90 years to go. >> jimmy: and you have no crew members. you no one to help you, no one to talk to. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're the only people on this giant, enormous thing, floating in the middle of space. >> right. and the ship is -- we realize that, like, there's -- as we're unraveling the mystery behind what woke us up. and we start to fall for one another. there's -- we're interrupted by, like, the inevitable collapse of this giant ship as things start going haywire. and there's this ominous, you know, feeling to this ship. and we start to understand
there's a reason why we woke up, and we have to, you know, save ourselves and the 5,000 sleeping passengers. >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip. here's chris pratt and jennifer lawrence in "passengers." take a look at this. >> whoo. >> something's wrong. something big. [ gasps ] i'm going back to engineering. >> can you fix this? >> i need your help. let go. >> all passengers please return to your cabin. ♪ >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. more with chris pratt after the break. stick around, everybody. it's going to be a fun bit. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ your insurance company won't replace
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! i'm hanging out with chris pratt! [ cheers and applause ] his new movie, "passengers," is in theaters and 3d december 21st. chris, i want to try something fun with you. i thought we could act out a a dramatic scene together. >> yeah. >> jimmy: like we've done before in our films. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: long, storied history. but first, we have to fill in the blanks. it is time for "mad lib theater." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: here's how this works. i'm going to ask you for some silly words, nouns, verbs, adjectives, etcetera. and after we do that, they're going to be written on to cue cards and then we're going to act out a dramatic mad libs scene. are you ready for this? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: okay. type of dessert. >> ding dongs. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: ding dong. plural? >> yeah, ding dongs, like, you know? >> jimmy: yeah, ding dongs, i know. yeah, i love them. silly word.
>> doinker. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: another word for father. >> doinker? [ laughter ] papa. >> jimmy: give me a year. >> 200 a.d. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: celebrity name. >> jennifer lawrence. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: type of plant. >> apple tree. [ laughter ] it's a plant. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. you plant it, yeah. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: absolutely. that's all right. adjective. >> demure. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: demure. something you'd name a pet. >> pickles. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: name of a band. >> the roots! [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: plural animal. [ light laughter ] >> gerbils. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: verb ending in "ing". >> spanking. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: give me a number. >> 22. >> jimmy: measurement of time. >> century. >> jimmy: centuries. [ light laughter ] >> centuries. >> jimmy: centuries. a body part. [ laughter ] >> the nad. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: the nad.
a type of beer. >> milwaukee's best ice. [ laughter ] the good stuff. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> milwaukee's best ice. >> jimmy: i remember that. yeah. type of doctor. >> pediatrician. >> jimmy: one syllable noise. >> unh. [ laughter ] is that right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> this is so -- >> jimmy: that's good. yeah. it's all good. no wrong answers. >> okay. >> jimmy: plural noun. >> plural noun. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> forks. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: only two more. mode of transportation. >> starship. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and holiday. >> christmas. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we filled out the words for the scene. are you ready to perform it? >> okay. >> jimmy: let's go. here we go.
>> let's do it. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hi, santa. >> hello, ding dongs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're looking at me like i'm on your naughty list. >> i was counting my toys and was one doinker short. [ laughter ] i believe you stole it. >> jimmy: but papa. [ laughter ] >> i started making that toy in 200 a.d. [ laughter ] what will the little jennifer lawrences think when she wakes up on christmas morning with nothing under the apple tree? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i would never steal such a demure toy. [ laughter ]
>> where were you the night before christmas? >> jimmy: i was with pickles. [ laughter ] we were listening to the roots' holiday album and making snow gerbils. [ applause ] pickles is very -- >> hm. then why did rudolph see you spanking on the roof? [ laughter and applause ] 22 centuries before the toy was missing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a coincidence. >> the reason i work so hard is because i get to spread joy to millions of people and go sit by the fire, shaking my nad. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, i know, i know. [ inaudible ] >> jimmy: yeah,
yeah. >> while eating cookies and drinking milwaukee's best ice. [ applause ] >> jimmy: fine. i stole the toy. but i only did it because -- wait a minute. [ laughter ] i was using a kid's voice earlier. i'm an elf. i forgot i was an elf. >> oh right, oh, and i'm santa. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. [ laughter ] >> ho ho ho, ding dongs, you're silly. >> jimmy: i stole the toy. i only did it because i wanted to impress my pediatrician. [ laughter ] >> unh, unh, unh. [ laughter ] every time there's a holiday miracle, i sing my favorite christmas song, jingle forks. [ laughter ] ♪ jingle forks jingle forks jingle all the way oh what fun it is
to ride in a ♪ ♪ one-horse open starship [ laughter ] >> jimmy: merry christmas, santa! [ cheers and applause ] and scene. ♪ that is all for "mad lib theater." my thanks to chris pratt. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh, life-sized dragon hand back scratcher. if only it came in a luffa. it does! oh, a raisin re-hydrator. it turns them back into grapes. wow, what an exhausting journey. that's a good wedding present. good call. thank you... and thank you, lady blue. with the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. oh, look at this. disposable microphone for my uncle bob's 75th! a one and done. yes. find your voice and then dispose of it. it's more than cash back. it's backed by the service and security of american express.
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>> jimmy: katie holmes, you look gorgeous. thank you so much for coming back. everything great? >> thanks. everything's great. >> jimmy: yeah, good. that's good. >> yes. >> jimmy: last time we were here on the show, we played a a game of "musical beers." >> yes, we did. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and thank you for playing that. i didn't know how competitive you were. you ended up diving across the table to grab the beer out of kirk's hand. >> yes, and can we zoom in on this? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's -- >> can we zoom? because i think i won. [ laughter ] i mean, it's clear in that picture. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, you won. you kicked your heels off and just -- we were playing there, and just dove over -- >> yes. >> jimmy: and ripped it out of kirk's hand. [ laughter ] >> but he claims he won. >> jimmy: yeah, he claims he won. it was pretty embarrassing. >> where is he? kirk, kirk, kirk. >> jimmy: kirk, come on, buddy. yeah. [ light laughter ] yeah, hi. yeah. >> it's cool. it's cool. >> jimmy: that was ice cold, man. >> good game. >> jimmy: see? >> good game. >> jimmy: that's how you handle it. very classy. thank you. >> i'll get you next time. >> jimmy: give your mom my regards because i always think of your mom because she sent me
a -- we talked about a care package. >> yes. >> jimmy: last time on the show, and your mom sent me one. >> yes. >> jimmy: and that was so thoughtful and so cool. >> and you sent her one back, i think. >> jimmy: yeah. >> everything from rao's. >> jimmy: yeah, i got -- >> and she made a huge spaghetti dinner for all of my nieces and nephews. >> jimmy: i love it. she gave me this thing called "tony packo's." >> yes. >> jimmy: and i still have them because i ordered from the company. >> the pickles and peppers. >> jimmy: there's pickles and peppers in one, but then, there's, like, a chili -- like, a hot dog chili sauce. i don't know what's in it. i don't know. it's a chili sauce. >> it has amazing, and i was just home for thanksgiving. and i drove by tony packo's, and i was thinking of you -- >> jimmy: did you? >> because i knew that you loved it, and -- >> jimmy: oh, i loved that. it's just, that was the most thoughtful cool thing. >> but, you know what? toledo is amazing because, you know, there's tony packo's. but, i was just home, and i went to one of my favorite places, this lebanese restaurant, and i went in, and i ordered ahead. and the owner came up to me, and he said -- my uncle had passed and he said, "i saw the paper today." he goes, "it's on me." [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: come on. >> and i was just like -- >> jimmy: people like that,
real people. >> it was just amazing, anyway. >> jimmy: people care about each other. no, i love that. >> i know. >> are we getting to go back there for the holidays and a a family get-together? >> yes. >> jimmy: what does the holmes family do? what do they do? any traditions? >> well, we aren't musically inclined by nature. but, over the holidays, it really comes out and we do the "12 days of christmas." and there are a bunch of us. and my sister, because she's the oldest, always gets the five golden rings. >> jimmy: it's the best part, yeah. >> it's the best. >> jimmy: you got to give that to her. >> you have to, and i get whatever's left over because i'm the baby. and we tend to call people and sing to them. >> jimmy: like friends? >> like, we'll call you. >> jimmy: you will? >> yeah. i can get your number. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i will call you and nancy, and you might put the phone in the garbage, which i know a lot of people do and walk away. >> jimmy: no, that's not true. you call -- >> yes. >> jimmy: that's so nice. ♪ on the first day of >> jimmy: i know the song, of course. [ laughter ] i'm getting an early treat here, yeah. i know where it ends up. yeah. ♪ five golden that's your sister. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: wait, i was thinking
it would be kind of fun. i want to do this tradition too. maybe i'll just call random people. [ laughter ] >> you could call random people. you don't have to leave the house. >> jimmy: yeah, i'll just do that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love this idea. all right, i'm gonna set -- that's going to be a tradition of mine. we've got to talk about your movie. this is unbelievable. you directed a movie. >> i did. >> jimmy: did you like doing it? did you enjoy it? >> i loved it >> jimmy: you did? [ cheers and applause ] >> i loved it. yes, yes. >> jimmy: it's called "all we had." it's called "all we had," and it's a mother/daughter story. >> yes. it's a -- it's a mother/daughter story, but it's -- they have a very untraditional relationship. so they're almost like sisters. and they're kind of best friends, and they're two girls on the road surviving. and it was a wonderful experience. i had an incredible team around me. i had a wonderful cinematographer named brett pollack, a wonderful production designer, michael fitzgerald. it was produced by jane rosenthal. and the cast, we had a great cast, luke wilson. >> jimmy: oh, luke wilson's great. >> he's so funny. >> jimmy: no, i love him. he's fun on our show. he's hilarious. it's great.
>> yes. >> jimmy: but this is a big deal. i mean, do you know how much work goes into, like, directing? i would never do that. >> it was scary. >> jimmy: i could never do it. i would be like, i don't know. just do whatever. [ laughter ] >> no, it's not true. it's not true. you work so hard. >> jimmy: no. >> you work so, so hard. >> jimmy: oh, please, no. yes, i do, but no. [ laughter ] >> so for my next movie, will you be in it? >> jimmy: of course, yeah. i'm very available. [ cheers and applause ] i'm very available. of course, i would love to. >> please? >> jimmy: i'd love to be directed by you. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: i would think that would be a a super fun set to be on a a katie holmes movie. >> we had a great time because -- i mean, i've been in this business, luckily, for about 20 years now, and i love being on a happy set. and i love it when people actually value me and, like, think i'm good. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, i wanted to provide that for my actors. and so that required, like, i had great friends. my friend julie would always bring, like, cakes and cookies and lunch because i always think that you need to be well-fed. >> jimmy: food is great. >> and it was an independent movie, so it was, like, we need lots of food. and --
>> jimmy: it's a lot of work for no money. [ laughter ] >> yeah, exactly. and then, i mean, beyonce, every morning. >> jimmy: she would come to the set? >> i mean, not really. [ laughter ] but in spirit. >> jimmy: oh, you would play music? >> we would play her. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was like, "that's so nice. of course she would come see katie holmes." >> of course. >> jimmy: "of course beyonce would come every day bringing cupcakes." it was like, "what?" >> we'd have coffee. >> jimmy: it wouldn't happen on my movie. yeah, exactly, yeah. >> we'd go through the scene. >> jimmy: oh, so you would have, like, fun dance parties and stuff? >> yes, because this movie, it's a mother/daughter story, and there's a lot of high emotions. and first of all, i mean, that's intense. >> jimmy: you got to keep the vibe. >> so you need to have some fun. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so we did a lot of "drunk in love." >> jimmy: yeah. >> and we had great dancers on our set. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's luke wilson and katie holmes in her directorial debut, "all we had." take a look at this. [ chuckles ] >> you got a great smile. [ chuckles ] >> okay. >> you know, i can fix your first premolar for you. i'm a dentist.
♪ don't be embarrassed. it's fine. you can hardly see it, except when you're laughing. >> well, it has been a while since i've laughed. >> maybe i can fix that for you, too. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: katie holmes! "all we had" is in theaters and available on demand this friday. we'll be right back with a a performance from john mayer. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this guy knows how to do it. this guy is fantastic. he's a seven-time grammy award winning musician. he's out with his -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah, he's great. he's out with his first single in three years. performing "love on the weekend," give it up for john mayer!
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ it's a friday we finally made it i can't believe i get to see your face ♪ ♪ you've been working and i've been waiting to pick you up and take you from this place ♪ ♪ love on the weekend love on the weekend like only we can like only we can ♪ ♪ love on the weekend love on the weekend i'm coming up and i'm loving every ♪ ♪ minute of it ♪
♪ you be the dj i'll be the driver you put your feet up in the getaway car ♪ ♪ i'm flying fast like a a wanted man i want you baby like you can't understand ♪ ♪ oh love on the weekend love on the weekend we found a message in a bottle we were drinking ♪ ♪ love on the weekend love on the weekend i hate your guts cause i'm loving every ♪ ♪ minute of it ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ i gotta leave you it's gonna hurt me my clothes are dirty and my friends are ♪ ♪ getting worried down there below us under the clouds baby take my hand and ♪ ♪ pull me down down down down and i'll be dreaming of the next time we can go ♪ ♪ into another serotonin overflow love on the weekend love on the weekend ♪ ♪ i'm busted up but i'm loving every minute of it ♪ ♪ ♪ love on the weekend love on the weekend i'm looking forward to love i'm looking forward ♪ ♪ to love oh yeah love on the weekend
i'm looking forward to love i'm looking forward ♪ ♪ to love oh yeah ♪ m love on the weekend ♪ ♪ ♪ love on the weekend ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fantastic! thank you, my man. john mayer! [ cheers and applause ] "love on the weekend." john mayer. it's out right now. we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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