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>> so, this is a potential alert. >> potential, potential. we'll have to hear from jeff, too. >> okay. and jeff -- why don't you finish this off here. >> yeah, tomorrow 15 foot waves. we've seen better so i'm thinking they may hold out. we could get it a little bit rough in early next week. here's the deal. storm system arrives on friday. wind 20 to 40 mieles per hour. half inch to 1 and a quarter inch. christmas day we should be dry through the day, maybe a shower by 2:00 p.m. >> a lot happening. >> and winter starts in three hours? >> yes, 2:44 a.m., you guys. >> good night. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- matthew mcconaughey, janelle monae, musical guest sylvan esso,
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and featuring the legendary ots crew. >> questlove: 595! paraguay! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much. please, please, please. thank you very much! please! please sit down, enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome. rumbles, yeah. welcome. [ cheers ] welcome, guys. welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. this is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is a big show. well, here's what people are
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talking about. yesterday, donald trump officially became the president-elect after 538 electors from the electoral college cast their votes. [ audience boos ] 538 and immediately after, donald trump claimed that 3 million of them voted illegally. >> steve: what? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, it's true. actually, it seems like trump's having a lot of trouble finding stars willing to perform at his inauguration. yeah, garth brooks turned him down. now they're saying andrea bocelli has dropped out. [ light laughter ] fortunately for trump, this group is still available. ♪ president donald trump knows how to make america great ♪ ♪ deal from strength or get crushed every time ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: get used to it. that's our new national anthem, you guys. >> steve: really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and get this, apparently donald trump's sons have started a foundation where people can get certain meetings with donald trump based on the size of their donations. [ audience oohs ]
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yeah, so for $500,000, you're going to attend a private reception and get a photo. for $1 million, you get access to the vip lounge at his inauguration. and for $2 million, you'll personally get to click send on the tweet that starts world war iii. >> steve: wow. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you get to do it. >> steve: that's a good deal. >> jimmy: send. and "shark tank" host mark cuban is urging donald trump to make u.s. a a world leader in robotics. [ scattered cheers ] trump actually took his advice by naming a roomba his new secretary of interior. [ laughter and applause ] "these things clean up the mess. they'll clean up the mess that obama made." [ laughter ] i want to say happy birthday to "law & order" creator dick wolf who turned 70 today. [ cheers and applause ] and if you missed his party, don't worry. it will repeat several times tonight and all day sunday on the usa network.
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[ applause ] hey, guys, listen to this. facebook is testing a new group phone call feature that will let you talk on the phone with up to 50 friends at once. if you want to try it, you go to facebook, you click on features, and then select "living nightmare." [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: you click on "living nightmare." [ applause ] oh, hey, hi. who's this? what? am i on? oh, i don't have wifi. [ laughter ] get this. i saw that apple's new operating system gets rid of the feature that tells you how much battery time you have left on your laptop. yeah, people will have no idea they're about to lose power. or as democrats put it, "been there." >> steve: hey oh! hey! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, i read that more millennials are looking to get rid of extra piercings and even remove their tattoos. researchers say it's due to a a new phenomenon occurring
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among millennials called turning 30. [ laughter and applause ] "what does that mean? i forgot getting that." finally, we're just a few days away from christmas, you guys. this is very exciting. and the u.s. -- u.s. postal service says that you can mail a package on december 23rd and still have it arrive in time for christmas. they say that your package will make it as long as it weighs less than five pounds, you pay extra, and you drive it there yourself. [ laughter and applause ] we'll get it to you. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's an audience right there. that's a crowd. hey! guys, we have a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, the great actress viola davis will be here. [ cheers and applause ]
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she's fantastic in the few film, "fences," among many other things she's great in. plus we're going to play a game called "the best friends challenge." >> steve: ooh. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: who knows? viola davis and i could be best friends. i don't know. [ light laughter ] plus we have nick kroll, we have chef daniel humm. [ cheers and applause ] he's brilliant, yeah. then later this week, we have jim parsons and adam driver. [ cheers and applause ] they'll be joining us. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: but first, we have a a fun show tonight. this guy's a talented and hardworking actor. matthew mcconaughey is here. [ cheers and applause ] they love him. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i love him. >> steve: come on! he's all right, all right, all right. >> jimmy: who doesn't love matthew mcconaughey? he's the best. matthew and i are going to talk about his big new animated movie "sing", which hits theaters tomorrow. and his new drama called "gold", which is opening limited release christmas day. and then we're going to perform some kid theater. [ applause ] he's a good dude. yeah, he's a good guy. >> steve: the best.
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>> jimmy: i love him. he's a good actor. plus, she stars in the critically-acclaimed new movie, "hidden figures", janelle monae is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] she's great. >> steve: she is fantastic. >> jimmy: she's great in it. and we have great music from sylvan esso, you guys. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: ooh, shiny. >> jimmy: guys, as i said, matthew's new movie "sing" comes out tomorrow. looks to be like the biggest thing. very, very awesome. it's got great music. it's an animated movie, and all these songs sung by some of the biggest stars. not just matthew mcconaughey, but reese witherspoon, scarlett johansson -- [ cheers ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: seth macfarlane. i mean, you can't beat it. it's really, really great. and since we're in the holiday spirit, we had this fun idea to team up with those guys and do something really special. so me, the roots and some very familiar faces got together and made something that we hope will help you have a wonderful christmastime. check it out. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ the mood is right the spirits up we're here tonight and that's enough ♪ ♪ simply having a wonderful christmastime simply having a wonderful christmastime ♪ ♪ the choir of children sing their song they practiced all year long ding dong, ding dong ♪ ♪ ding dong, ding dong ding dong, ding dong dong, dong, dong, ding ♪ ♪ the mood is right the spirits up we're here tonight oh and that's enough ♪ ♪ we're simply having
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a wonderful christmastime simply having a wonderful christmastime ♪ ♪ oh oh christmastime ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to paul mccartney! >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: come on! [ cheers and applause ] that was amazing. that was amazing. it took forever. that took us four years to make that. [ laughter ] i had no idea what we were doing. at one point i'm like, "ding, ding, dong -- you sure this is going to work?" but how cool is that? >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: paul mccartney. the cast of "sing." [ cheers and applause ] the amazing people at illumination entertainment. oh, my gosh. that was just so fun to do. gosh, that's just so fun. guys, we have exactly four shows left before we go on christmas break, which means
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it's time for that beloved "tonight show" tradition. it's time for -- [ cheers and applause ] "12 days of christmas sweaters." there you go. thank you. ♪ 12 days of christmas sweaters four days left ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. every show between now and christmas, we're giving one lucky audience member an amazing christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. since there are four shows left -- hey, buddy. let's open up -- let's open up door number four. [ cheers and applause ] what is in that? what is in that zipper? i don't understand why you have that. [ laughter ] what's that? >> it's where i keep important things. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: like what important things? [ light laughter ] are you my dad? [ laughter ] >> are you?
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>> jimmy: no. no. >> are you sure? >> jimmy: yes. >> because we're both -- we both -- we both wear suits. >> jimmy: just put it back in your zipper. [ laughter ] here we go. door number four. >> we both wear suits. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, look at that! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] wow, wow, wow. [ cheers and applause ] can we -- can we dim the lights a little bit? [ cheers and applause ] see what i'm talking about? yeah, yeah. perfect. all right, guys. now let's see who's going home with tonight's sweater. everyone look at your seat number. and if i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. quest, can i get a drum roll, please. [ drum roll ]
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who wants me to pick their number? come on! [ cheers and applause ] that is a lot of love up front. 443! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] whoa. ♪ come over, come on. hey, pal. how you doing? hi, hi. nice to meet you. how are you? >> i'm -- >> jimmy: don't be nervous. don't be nervous. here. >> hi. >> jimmy: hi, what is your name? >> cynthia. >> jimmy: cynthia, welcome. welcome. >> thank you! >> jimmy: thank you for being here. >> thank you! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: cynthia's here. >> yes! >> jimmy: where are you here from? >> houston, texas. >> jimmy: you're from houston, texas! don't mess with texas!
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[ cheers and applause ] do not mess with texas. hey. thank you for being here. in houston, i know that it gets chilly at nighttime, right? yeah, during the months right now. do you have anything like this at all? [ light laughter ] >> not quite like that. >> jimmy: not quite like that, yeah, right? yeah. would you like to try it on? >> yes! >> jimmy: go for it. there you go. here. i'll give you this. you give me the microphone. ♪ thank you so much again. >> the snow goes on the back? >> jimmy: yeah, the snow will go on the back. it might be reversible. i don't know. [ light laughter ] it's one of those sweaters. it just might be reversible. you never know. oh, this is going to be fantastic. i can just feel it. i can feel it. oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] not too shabby right there. come on, is that gorgeous? you look fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. >> thank you! >> jimmy: i love you right back. thank you, pal, i appreciate it. our thanks again to our lucky audience member. [ cheers and applause ] stick around. we'll be right back with matthew mcconaughey, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ =add=
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police in vallejo are searching for the person who shot and killed the owner of a well known pawn shop -- along with his dog. investigators say surveillance camera's could help them identify the suspect. =add= and on twitter: the dancing sweater lady was at it again at oracle arena. but this time she wasn't dancing in the stands. the penninsula mom joined the warriors girls on the court for a special christmas routine. =end=
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>> jimmy: our first guest this evening is a golden globe and academy award-winning actor who stars alongside reese witherspoon and scarlett johansson in "sing," which is in theaters and 3d tomorrow. he also stars in the big international drama called "gold," which opens wide january 27th, but we're going to take an early look at it right now. we have a clip. >> 85/15 split. if, you have the balls. kenny, do you have balls? >> open it. [ growling ]
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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: give a warm welcome, please, to matthew mcconaughey! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they love you. matthew mcconaughey, everyone. >> how you doing, jimmy? >> jimmy: good, good. thank you for coming back to see us, buddy. >> my pleasure. >> jimmy: i appreciate you being here. [ cheers and applause ] they love you. oh, come on. thank you for being here. thank you for coming back, and thank you for doing that piece with us where you sang with paul mccartney. and -- oh my gosh. >> we worked on that, for -- yeah, the last four years. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it did take us a long time. >> it turned out well. >> jimmy: yeah. oh, you sounded great in it.
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yeah, i mean -- did you -- did you -- did you have to do all those other weird notes at the end? did you have any idea what you were doing? >> no, i didn't know. >> jimmy: so, how fun was that. >> yeah, it was fun. >> jimmy: it still turned out great. >> they cut a lot of my part. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, they did not. yeah, you sounded great. happy holidays, you, you and the kids and the wife. are you staying here? >> no, we're not. we're headed to brazil tomorrow morning. [ cheers and applause ] so my wife's from there. we go there to see her family. we've done it many times. we go over, we get the fastest four cylinder van we can find. [ laughter ] and load it up and we have to -- we go house to house and throw all the kids and all of us are in one room and we work it out. i think last time, we slept, the five of us, on a couple of twin beds. [ laughter ] every place we're at. >> jimmy: that's living the dream. yeah, absolutely, yeah. are you used to brazil now? have you gone back and forth so many times, you're used to it? >> well, we've been there four or five times. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i haven't been that -- that often, but we've covered almost all of brazil. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we mainly for the holidays have to get back to see her family on her dad's side, her mom's side. the kids are very excited to go. the kids are taking portuguese
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classes the last week. they already know a lot of portuguese, but they've been taking portuguese classes fivehours a day for the last week in prep for going on this trip. [ laughter ] they speak much better portuguese than i do. >> jimmy: yeah, but now -- well now they're prepping. that's amazing, how old are they again? >> eight, six, and three. >> jimmy: wow. >> you've got three and two? >> jimmy: i got three and two. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and, they barely speak english. [ laughter ] but we're working -- we're thinking about portuguese. [ laughter ] i was thinking about it. i was thinking about it. we have a long way to go. oh, my gosh. they say, "santa, santa." that's all they say right now. [ laughter ] very similar kids, yeah, to your kids. how's your mom doing? every time we're here, we talk your mom, man. how's she doing? >> mom -- mom's great. i don't know how she does it. i can't keep up with her. >> jimmy: yeah. >> she lives on controversy. i think that's why she's 84, going on 44. see, if there's a smooth situation, she throws a a jackknife in it right away. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she loves that. >> just to try something out. >> jimmy: just to get the hard -- >> she goes to bed, even when we're partying, she goes to bed an hour after i do and she wakes up an hour before. every single time.
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>> jimmy: 84? >> yeah. >> jimmy: god, that's fantastic. >> she's real -- >> jimmy: and, how is she with the kids? >> she's great with the kids. i mean, she doesn't negotiate and debate things as much as camila, my wife, and i do with the kids. >> jimmy: yeah, no? >> no, no. she you know -- you're talking to your kids, you try to explain things, and they have a stance, and they disagree, you give them a a little time, some time to show their side and you discuss it. >> jimmy: cool. >> not with my mother. no, it's immediately, "because i said so." [ laughter ] and the "but why's," there's no, "but why." >> jimmy: yeah, but why? >> no, no, no, no. it's over, you're out the door, it already happened the way she wanted it to happen. it's over. [ laughter ] so the conversations are shorter but they look at her as grandma, but they know they can't get away with anything with her. >> jimmy: yeah, because i said so. absolutely, yeah. >> because i said so, that's why. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly that's why. and does your mom speak portuguese? >> absolutely not. >> jimmy: no, no, not at all yeah. [ laughter ] i was thinking maybe, they go, the kids think about that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: as a way that -- yeah you could negotiate something there. >> true. >> jimmy: we just saw the clip here, and man, it looks so fun, "gold." >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a character right there. >> kenny wells. >> jimmy: kenny wells.
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>> he's one of a kind, man. >> jimmy: you always find these great characters, these great names, too. like, wooderson and -- >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you've got so many good names as the characters you play. kenny wells. >> kenny wells, man, what a a spirit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you just -- >> yeah. he's a -- he's all heart. he's a prospector in reno, nevada, and he has -- literally has a dream during a blackout that he knows where the gold is in indonesia. hocks his girlfriend's watch, gets a one way ticket to indonesia. to find that guy who knows where the gold is, talks him into it, comes back, works up money and then they go and find the gold. that's, kenny wells. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's fantastic. and you'll see, as the movie goes on, you just fall in love with this guy. i -- kenny wells, man. >> that tiger scene, just real quick, if you know anything about production, film takes three, four months to make. very clever, the producers scheduled that, me touch the tiger scene, the very last scene to shoot in the movie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they don't have any confidence. that's not fair. >> and i'm a producer on it and i even looked at myself in that
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mirror and i said, "that was pretty clever," because if something happens -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> to number one on the call sheet, we've already got all this other stuff done. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we can still release the movie. absolutely. >> that is smart. >> jimmy: but you -- that was a a real tiger, not a cgi thing? >> no, that's a real tiger. i was not acting in that scene. i was scared [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] no that was not acting. >> jimmy: why would you do something like that, though? that's -- well, you did a great job. >> thank you. >> jimmy: as you always do. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's a great performance and people are talking about that, but people are also talking about "sing." >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is a much safer animal environment. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: these are all fun people that you love and everyone's great. everyone scores in the movie. >> it's unanimous. >> jimmy: nick kroll is hilarious in it. >> i'm fine. >> jimmy: i mean -- >> thank, you. >> jimmy: oh -- >> how are you? he slays it in this movie. >> jimmy: gunter? >> gunter? [ as gunter ] "pig power." [ laughter ] oh, yeah. >> jimmy: but you are -- you are this koala bear who's also got a cool name too. what is it? >> buster moon. >> jimmy: buster moon. he's so cute. he's a little koala bear, theater owner, and he basically is running out of money, he wants to raise money for his
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theater, has a audition for singing -- a singing audition. and by mistake, his -- his assistant presses another two zeros on to the prize. >> on the prize money, yeah. >> jimmy: so the prize money is not $1,000, it's $100,000. >> and i don't even have $1,000. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly, and so -- >> but the show must go on. we have a clip. here's matthew mcconaughey getting his talent ready for the big competition in "sing" in theaters in 3d tomorrow. check this out. ♪ but while there's moonlight and music and love and romance ♪ >> now fade at the spot. ♪ let's get some music and dance ♪ good. lower the moon. >> coffee? >> thank you, miss carly. okay. that's normal. just needs a knot. see? you're getting it. ♪ and while we've still got a chance ♪ >> has anyone seen my glass eye? >> the darn thing keeps popping out.
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>> whoa! >> ooh! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: those guys know how to do it right. >> "sing's" good man. it's really good. >> jimmy: it's fun. it's fun. matthew and i are doing some kid theater after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ okay evethat's a wrap! wrap?! i forgot to wrap my presents! i forgot to get presents! what? no, no, no! what do we do? don't worry guys! hey siri, is target the place to get last minute deals? siri: bullseye! yeah! radical! woohoo! let's go! race ya! get 10% off electronics this wednesday only, at target.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back! we're here with the very talented matthew mcconaughey! [ cheers and applause ] he should be here every week. come back every week. >> i'll be here. >> jimmy: his new movie "gold" is in limited release on christmas day, opens everywhere on january 27th. i can't wait to see it because it looks like so much fun, but it doesn't come out for a few weeks.
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so, what i thought is that we could preview some scenes for the audience tonight by act -- [ cheers and applause ] by acting them out together, all right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: me and you. but here's the thing. the scenes we'll be reading are not from the actual movie. [ laughter ] instead, they were all written by elementary school kids. [ laughter ] yeah. >> okay. >> jimmy: we gave them no direction. we just gave them the title, "gold." [ cheers ] we let them do the rest. it is time for "kid theater." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ kid theater kid theater ♪ >> jimmy: all right. >> so how does this work? >> jimmy: this first one, this is for you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: this one is -- so the first one is from a kid named metz, m-e-t-z. he is 9 years old. matthew will be playing the role of matthew. i will be playing the role of bob. [ laughter ] higgins will read scene descriptions for us. higgins, please set the scene.
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>> steve: bob owns a gold store. matthew is a regular customer at the store. ♪ >> hey bob! bob, bob, bob! hey, i'm back from stealing gold! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, wait a second. just a few minutes ago, someone stole my gold! [ laughter ] >> uh-huh. you know what, bob? i got to tell you something. >> jimmy: what? >> i stole your gold just a few minutes ago. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> i also stole your pants. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait. i had no pants on this whole time? [ laughter ] >> well, i thought you knew. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i didn't know. [ laughter ] >> steve: bob starts to cry. [ laughter ] [ sobbing ] >> bob, bob, bob. are you crying? >> jimmy: i'm crying so much. [ laughter ] >> why? >> jimmy: because -- i have no pants!
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[ laughter ] end scene. scene. that's that one. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that was great. it's time for another one here. >> ah, yeah. [ british accent ] >> jimmy: this one was sent in to us by leo, who's also 9 years old. [ laughter ] this one, i'll play the role of elliott. you'll be playing the character, quacky. >> quacky. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: higgins, set the scene, please. >> steve: once there was a guy named elliott who lived beside a duck named quacky. [ laughter ] quacky lived in a mansion, and elliott lived right beside him. [ laughter ] ♪ [ southern accent ] >> jimmy: hello quacky, it's your neighbor, elliott. [ laughter ] >> oh, hi, come on in. quack. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and we have similar voices. [ laughter ] well, i -- >> we're neighbors.
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>> jimmy: we are neighbors. that's true. [ laughter ] i have a question for you. how did you get this mansion? [ laughter ] >> well, that's a good question, elliott. >> jimmy: no problem, quacky. [ laughter ] >> many, many years ago, i was a very bad duck, quack. so, for christmas, santa gave me a big lump of coal in my stocking. quack, quack. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: man, that sucks. what did you do with it? >> oh, i squished that big lump of coal with my duck hands until it turned to gold. [ laughter ] quack! i used the gold to build this mansion. quack, quack. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is awesome! >> whoo-hoo! >> steve: elliott looks straight into quacky's eyes. >> jimmy: mmm. >> steve: quacky looks sad. ♪ [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: with all that gold, you must have a lot of friends. [ laughter ] >> nope. [ laughter ] i don't. hey, you want to come over for a sleepover, quack? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i would really like to. >> oh, go pack your stuff. quack. >> pack, quack, quack! >> jimmy: quack, quack, pack. [ quacking ] [ cheers and applause ] i love the quacks. end scene. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> one wing. >> jimmy: one wing can't go enough, man. i like that. i like that. >> ah, what do we have here? >> jimmy: i like quacky the duck. >> that was from leo? >> jimmy: yeah, that was. >> well played, leo. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> well written. >> jimmy: here we go. let's do one more. this one was sent in by nolan. he is 10 years old. i'll be playing harold nugget.
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[ laughter ] and matthew will be playing the role of darold nugget. [ laughter ] higgins, please set the scene. >> steve: there were two gold nugget brothers that lived in goldopolis. [ laughter ] their names were harold nugget and darold nugget. [ laughter ] one day, one of them woke up screaming. >> jimmy: aah! [ laughter ] ♪ >> what? >> jimmy: my gold bed is missing! >> huh? >> steve: harold was looking at his brother on the floor. he was completely amazed at what he saw next. >> jimmy: your bed's missing also. look. >> how did this happen? >> steve: they sat and sat there. finally, darold nugget spoke up. >> you know, who cares about our missing golden beds? let's just go to the store and buy some beans! [ laughter ] >> both: beans! [ laughter and applause ]
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>> steve: they both left their golden house, riding their golden bikes to the store to get beans. they saw an entire aisle full of golden beans. >> both: beans! [ laughter ] >> steve: harold and darold did their golden bean dance. >> jimmy: oh! ho, ho, ho! >> oh, ho, ho. ♪ golden beans golden beans lots and lots of golden beans ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ there's lots and lots of golden beans lots and lots of golden beans ♪ ♪ ♪ golden beans golden beans lots and lots of golden beans ♪ ♪ golden beans golden beans lots and lots of golden beans ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and scene! >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: thank you, matthew mcconaughey! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. check out "gold," opening everywhere january 27th. mwah! "sing" is in theaters and 3d, tomorrow. we'll be right back with janelle monae. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ these as well. luke!?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: our next guest is a a grammy-nominated recording artist who's making her feature film debut in two giant new movies, "moonlight," in theaters now, and "hidden figures," in select theaters christmas day. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome janelle monae. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm so happy for you. i'm so happy. welcome back to the show. >> thank you. this is home. i'm so thankful and excited to be here. >> jimmy: i'm so happy to see you again. and man, oh man, these are two giant movies that you're in. >> yeah, they are very special. >> jimmy: congratulations on this, and great work in both of them. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: normally, when you're here, you're singing. >> i know.
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i'm, like, warming up -- >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> with the roots. >> jimmy: yeah. >> what's up, fam? [ cheers and applause ] >> how are you guys? >> jimmy: how's it going, fam? [ laughter ] but it's fun to have you here because when i get into the whole -- the movies and all that stuff, but you have a a really fun story about when you were singing, basically, kind of got you fired from the your job. >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you want to bring that up. yes, i was working at office depot. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> believe it or not. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, pushing ink, and -- >> jimmy: pushing ink. [ laughter ] >> and, yeah. i was living in a boarding house with six other girls. >> jimmy: wow. >> i couldn't afford my own apartment, selling cds independently, and i didn't have a computer. i couldn't afford it. >> jimmy: oh, so you got to office depot. >> so office depot, you guys have, like, 200 computers on display, and i used one to respond back to a fan who had seen me perform in the library steps in the auc. shout out to morehouse film in clark in atlanta, and -- >> jimmy: wait, so you performed on -- what did you say? >> yes. >> jimmy: the library steps? >> yes, jimmy. i used to perform on library
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stairs. i just love performing, not for money. >> jimmy: so it's during the day or night? what, what did you -- >> during the day, you know? >> jimmy: yes. >> for all the kids, you know, getting those refund checks. [ light laughter ] and they just -- no, i never did it for money. i wanted to know was my material good enough. and so a long story short, i responded back to someone who was like, "i loved you. i saw you on the library steps. i was one of three people." [ laughter ] "and you were amazing." >> jimmy: you were like, "i know you. yeah, you walked by me." [ laughter ] >> yeah, and so then -- >> jimmy: they're cooler than other people, yeah. >> yeah, the voice of god just came, office depot, "janelle robinson to the back." and i go back, and my boss said, "listen, we're going to make this easy for you. you're fired." >> jimmy: yeah. >> "go do what you love. you don't want to be here." >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so i took my little -- >> jimmy: "you can't use office computers to respond to" -- >> right, who told you? >> jimmy: i should probably get off the microphone, yeah. >> yeah, so -- >> jimmy: you can't use office computers. [ laughter ] >> it was just -- it was the big crime, i guess, i committed. but luckily, it led me to staying focused. >> jimmy: i would have done the same thing.
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>> yeah, staying focused on what i loved. >> jimmy: why not? you got all those computers, yeah. it's not like you're taking it away from anyone else. >> come on, man. >> jimmy: but man, oh man, let's talk about this. >> okay. >> jimmy: you're doing "hidden figures." you do "moonlight." you've gotten -- got to know the obamas. but i saw you at the white house. >> no! >> jimmy: i see you at the white house more than i've seen any celebrity at the white house. >> aw. >> jimmy: that's got to feel amazing. >> it is absolutely an honor to know the president and the first lady. aw, i love that photo. they are the sweetest people, and, you know, i'm just so thankful that we have had a a leader like president obama. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he has brought people together. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: absolutely. >> he's a man of the people. he's helped women, you know, minorities, lgbtq community. he's really for those who are oftentimes marginalized and really don't feel like they have a voice. and, i was just so honored to be a part of his first term and campaign and help out and help push someone who is a true visionary and truly does care about the well-being of this
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country. >> jimmy: yeah. and you got to -- you got to screen one of these -- of your films, "hidden figures," which is a very important film. >> yes. >> jimmy: fantastic. i didn't even know the story at all. >> nor did i. >> jimmy: yeah, you played mary jackson. she was the first african-american female engineer at nasa. yeah. >> absolutely, aerospace engineer. >> jimmy: yeah, and helped get john glenn into orbit. >> yes. >> jimmy: and i didn't know the story at all, and you're fantastic in it. i was like, "janelle monae!" this is so good. >> yes. you know, a lot of people don't know this, but i studied acting. i went to the american musical and dramatics academy right here in new york, fresh from kansas to new york. and, i've always had an appreciation for just story telling. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i never looked at myself as just a singer or just an actor, but someone who wants to tell these universal, unique, untold stories in the most unforgettable ways. so, when i read the script, i was just moved, you know. i didn't know about these women. >> jimmy: no. >> nobody knew about these
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women. there was just a short window of time that you had african-american women, and also white women, they were called the human computers. and, they did all the calculations to help our first americans get into space. >> jimmy: gosh. well, there's fresh face to see up there, and i go -- i'm just so happy for you, pal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you knocked this one out of the park. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's janelle monae in "hidden figures." take a look. ♪ >> there was another opening in the engineer training program. a person with an engineer's mind should be an engineer. you can't be a computer the rest of your life. >> mr. zielinkski, i'm a negro woman. i'm not going to entertain the impossible. >> and i'm a polish jew you who starved and survived a nazi prison camp. now i'm standing beneath a a spaceship that's going to carry an astronaut to the stars. let me ask you. if you were a white man, would you wish to be an engineer?
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>> i wouldn't have to. i'd already be one. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: janelle monae! "hidden figures" is in select theaters december 25th, opens nationwide january 6th. we'll be right back with a a performance from sylvan esso, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ this is it. this is the one. as far as you're concerned, it's already yours and the housewarming is half-planned. all you need now is a mortgage. but by the time you head to the bank and wait to get approved, this newly listed mid-century ranch with the garden patio will be gone. or, you could push that button. sfx: rocket launching. cockpit sounds and music crescendo. skip the bank, skip the waiting and go completely online with rocket mortgage by quicken loans.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests are a a duo from durham, north carolina, who will release their highly anticipated sophomore album next year. performing their new single, "radio," give it up for sylvan esso. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ gimme a new single make me a new baby gonna eat all the candy while you straddle ♪ ♪ and lay me gonna know all the words before you ---- on top and i sing them back at you while you try to nap ♪ ♪ while the world rides on we're so happy to be listening to our radio our savior, oh ♪ ♪ while the world melts on down we're so happy to be listening to our radio now break it on down slow ♪ ♪ slave to the radio slave to the radio slave to the radio three point three oh ♪ ♪ slave to the radio slave to the radio slave to the radio three point three oh ♪ ♪ now don't you look good sucking american ---- you're so surprised they like you ♪ ♪ you're so cute and so quick singin' i've got the moves of a tv queen ♪ ♪ folk girl hero in a magazine faking the truth
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in a new pop song ♪ ♪ don't you want to sing along ♪ ♪ slave to the radio slave to the radio slave to the radio three point three oh ♪ ♪ slave to the radio slave to the radio slave to the radio three point three oh ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ highway blues and gasoline fumes it's all i seem to make while i'm playin' my tunes ♪ ♪ i know the rules i ask for it too but i just keep on yelling keep on running ♪ ♪ never stopping do you got the moves to make it stick yeah to get the clicks yeah ♪ ♪ technicolor our every move can you keep them ------
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like a machine yeah ♪ ♪ the old blue jean, yeah what can we do to get you on the news ♪ ♪ slave to the radio slave to the radio slave to the radio three point three oh ♪ ♪ slave to the radio slave to the radio slave to the radio three point three oh ♪ ♪ slave to the radio wait till they forget you though slave to the radio three point three oh ♪ ♪ slave to the radio slave to the radio slave to the radio three point three oh ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: oh, come on. thank you so much. thank you so much! sylvan esso! "radio" is available now. we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to matthew mcconaughey, janelle monae, the cast of "sing"! paul mccartney! [ cheers and applause ] sylvan esso! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye, guys. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- micheal fassbender -- editor in chief of "the new yorker" david remnick -- live "new yorker" cartoons -- featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and craig finn. ♪ [ cheers andpplause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight out there? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case let's get to the news. well, there are only four days until christmas. so hillary just choose a tree already. [ laughter ] you've been in the woods long enough.

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