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high school football team is getting a second chance. a local football team needs your help. upon further review a high school team getting a second chance. the novato football team is having the season canceled maybe. because not enough signed up to play. here is the deal if 25 juniors and seniors sign up to play by monday. the novato hornets will be allowed to play. >> do we have any eligibility left? that's why i'm asking. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jeremy renner. bridget everett. musical guest french montana
featuring swae lee and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 716, buffalo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. goodness. oh, hey! thank you very much. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, for that -- [ cheers and applause ] for that wonderful welcome. that applause actually lasted longer than anthony scaramucci. [ laughter ] welcome.
welcome to "the tonight show." i'm your host, jimmy fallon, everybody. well, people are still talking about anthony scaramucci getting fired. he lasted just six days. making him the shortest serving white house communications director ever. but don't feel bad, publishers have offered him a lot of money to write a tell-all pamphlet about the experience. [ laughter and applause ] three pages. three pages double-spaced, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> steve: 24-point font. >> jimmy: he only lasted six days. i mean, there were white house fence jumpers who lasted longer than that. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: six days is nothing. [ laughter and applause ] but get this, trump is apparently looking for a less prominent position for scaramucci that wouldn't require him to be seen very often. [ light laughter ] scaramucci said, "you want me to be first lady?" [ laughter and applause ] and you go, "no, no, that's not what i mean by that. where's melania? melania! she's just -- she's late. she's arriving late. it's been a rough week for scaramucci. in fact, i saw that in the latest alumni directory for harvard law school, he was mistakenly listed as dead.
[ audience oohs ] it's nothing personal. that's just what happens in harvard if you don't donate any money. [ laughter and applause ] but anthony scaramucci joined a a long list of officials that president trump has fired. that might explain this commercial that i just saw. watch this. >> are you looking for work? >> yes. >> unsure about your future? >> yes. >> or maybe you have a job, but you're worried you could be let go at any moment? >> absolutely. >> then forget about linkedin and join kickedout. [ laughter ] the only jobs website made for people who've been fired from the trump administration. >> fantastic. >> kickedout knows exactly how to get you that amazing new job. we take your resume and delete anything that says you've worked for donald trump. >> isn't that wonderful? >> kickedout. sorry, we can't help you get on "dancing with the stars." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: kickedout. >> steve: kickedout. >> jimmy: kickedout is the new linkedin. >> steve: it's called kickedout. >> jimmy: actually earlier today, the white house announced scaramucci's replacement, and we have him right now via satellite from
washington. please welcome donald trump's new communications director andrew moore. thank you for being here, andrew. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. thank you, jimmy. i'm excited for the challenges of being communications director and i'm confident that i'll be fully capable of seamlessly transitioning into the new role. >> jimmy: now, andrew, what experience do you have that qualifies you to take on this very important role in the white house? >> that's a good question, jimmy. for the past eight years, i've been fighting for the -- >> jimmy: wait, i'm so -- i'm so sorry. i'm not sure what's going on here. what -- what happened to andrew? >> oh, he was fired. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just now? >> yep. check trump's twitter. anyway, i'm taking over the job. >> jimmy: oh. well, who -- who are you? >> my name is jerome kennard. >> jimmy: all right, well, mr. kennard, i'm not quite sure where to begin, but are you nervous about taking over the communications director position? >> a little nervous. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait. who are you? >> i'm the new white house
communications director, bob wellington. jerome was fired. >> jimmy: you're the new white house communications director? >> that's right, jimmy. matt brady. nice to meet you. >> jimmy: now this -- wait -- another -- another new communications director? that's the fourth new communications director in one minute. how is that possible? >> i know. it's a little crazy. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wait you, again, andrew, they -- they rehired you? >> oh, no, i just left my mug here. [ laughter ] it was the only thing i had enough time to put on my desk, so. >> jimmy: well then who is the new communications director at the white house? >> it's me, jimmy. [ laughter and applause ] i'll just do it myself. >> jimmy: donald trump, you're your own new communications director? >> yes. oh, no, i guess not anymore. i'm looking at my twitter account. i just fired me. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, that's enough, thank you very much. andrew moore, jerome kennard, bob wellington, matt brady and donald trump, everyone. confusing. confusing. well, yesterday was white house chief of staff john kelly's
first day on the job. it got awkward when he showed up and said, "why are you writing my name on the door in dry erase marker?" that's not a good sign. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that's not good. >> jimmy: no. but it's crazy, as of today, 12 top government or white house officials have been fired or resigned since trump took office. yeah. and trump was like, "just five more eliminations until i announce the winner." [ laughter and applause ] that's not how this works! it's not a reality show. what are you doing? the other big story that people are talking about, is that trump dictated don jr.'s misleading statement about meeting with a russian lawyer last year, which puts the president in legal jeopardy. when trump heard he was in jeopardy, he said, "i'd rather play family feud." [ laughter and applause ] "show me collusion!" here's a local story. utility workers here in new york city retrieved a a woman's wedding ring that she dropped down a sewer. while the rat handing it back was like, "always a bridesmaid. congratulations." [ laughter and applause ]
well, last night was the "men tell all" episode of "the bachelorette," where the guys were eliminated from the show talked about their experiences. the fans love it. and i think it might have inspired another show, too. check this out. >> tonight on abc, tune in for a very special event, "the white house men tell all." watch reince talk about having his heart broken by donald. >> well, it's disappointing, but i don't think it's over yet. >> see sean try to find the words to describe saying good-bye. >> i think, let's -- let's -- i think at some point you, you know, he -- >> and anthony reveals the very last thing he said to donald. >> [ bleep ]. thank you. >> that's all tonight on the "white house men tell all." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: the "white house men tell all." and finally, this is going viral. the other day on a southwest flight, a little boy greeted everywhere with a fist bump on his way to his seat. it's pretty cute. check this out. >> he wanted to fist bump you.
>> jimmy: yeah. and this is nice, it only delayed the flight for two hours. [ laughter and applause ] "get your kid in the seat!" he was so good at using his fist, that he was just hired by united airlines. there you go. [ laughter ] guys, we have a great show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. thank you very much, roots. exciting news as always including -- i was talking about our band here, the roots. our pals. they will be performing all week at radio city music hall with dave chapelle starting tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! ♪ >> jimmy: that's a big deal. i mean, you guys are heading over right after we do this here. yeah. you have more jobs. >> questlove: double duties, double duties. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: tonight is opening night but what special guests do you guys have coming up? >> questlove: tonight is lil' wayne, anderson paak, fat joe. you know, who knows? we might even ask french montana to do something with us. >> jimmy: yeah, who -- all right. and coming up this week, are you there four days? >> questlove: yeah, four days. all week we have guests. >> jimmy: i mean everyone's kind of -- i heard arsenio is doing standup? >> questlove: arsenio is doing it, chris rock. >> jimmy: chris rock, amy schumer. >> questlove: schumer might do it, you know. it -- it's -- nuts. >> jimmy: the whole thing is going to be crazy. >> questlove: over 30 acts. over 30 people. >> jimmy: dave chapelle is there like all month. he's like living there. he's got an apartment -- he's got an apartment in radio city music hall. yeah, him and the rockettes. yeah. well we'll be psyched that you're there, man. congratulations. go get them. i'll see you one night. we got a big show tomorrow night. academy award-winner halle berry will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and we're going to play a game of "box of lies." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah. but first we have a great show tonight.
he stars in the new movie, "wind river." jeremy renner is here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jeez, this guy, come on. getting great reviews for that. jeremy and i are playing a fun game tonight called "blow your mind." [ cheers and applause ] you don't want to miss that. yeah. it involves wigs and -- and i think it's like a leaf blower. anyway, you'll -- you'll see it. >> steve: you'll see it. >> jimmy: plus from the -- two new movies, "fun mom dinner" and "patti cakes," bridget everett is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: whoa! >> jimmy: i'm so happy she's here. super funny. and she can sing, too. speaking about singing, we have music tonight from french montana featuring swae lee. [ cheers and applause ] hey guys, i was -- it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of getting fired by trump. [ laughter ] yesterday anthony scaramucci
became the latest white house official to lose his job. it's a pretty common occurrence at this point. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of getting fired by trump. here we go. pro, the president gave you advance warning that you'd probably be let go. con, during your job interview. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: well, that's -- that's fair. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that's nice. at least you know. >> jimmy: pro, being escorted out by the secret service. con, hearing them whisper, "please take us with you." [ laughter and applause ] pro, trump shook your hand on the way out. con, it's been 48 hours and he still hasn't let go. >> steve: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: shakes so long. [ applause ] pro, being offered a generous severance package. con, seeing mike pence blush when he hears the phrase, "generous package." [ laughter and applause ] that's immature. >> steve: hey-o! >> jimmy: that's just immature. pro, it's a disappointment, but you learn to live with it. con, that's also the slogan for the trump administration. [ laughter and applause ] pro, the white house was like
one big family. con, because 99% of the people who still work there are related to trump. well, that's -- that's actually true. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that's true. >> jimmy: yeah. and finally, pro, you have more time to relax, watch tv and play golf. con, or as it's also known, being president. there you go. those are the "pros and cons." we're playing "blow your mind" with jeremy renner after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i make it easy to save $600 on car insurance, so being cool comes naturally. hmm. i can't decide if this place is swag or bling. it's pretzels. word. ladies, you know when you switch, you get my bomb-diggity discounts automatically. ♪ no duh, right? [ chuckles ] sir, you forgot -- keep it. you're gonna need it when i make it precipitate. what, what?
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show." i am here with an oscar-nominated actor who stars in the new movie, "wind river." ladies and gentlemen, jeremy renner! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: nice seeing you. >> hi, jimmy. good luck, player. >> jimmy: jeremy and i are about to play a game called blow your mind." >> very true. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ blow blow your mind baby ♪ >> jimmy: questlove, do you want to explain how the game works? [ laughter ]
>> questlove: yes, jimmy. [ light laughter ] in this game, i will read each of you a mind-blowing fact, and you must decide if that fact is true or false. >> jimmy: all right. >> if you choose the wrong answer, we will blow your mind. [ light laughter ] and you will be blasted in the face from the tube in front of you. [ light laughter ] make the right choice, and your opponent gets their mind blown. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. >> questlove: the first fact is for jeremy. are you ready? >> i'm so ready. [ light laughter ] >> questlove: true or false? the inventor of the frisbee had his body turned into a frisbee after he died. [ light laughter ] >> i mean -- >> jimmy: this is insane. >> i mean, i do -- >> jimmy: why would you get this -- the first question? >> i feel like i got the easy one, right?
>> jimmy: ugh. >> i mean, the inventor of the frisbee had his body turned into a frisbee after he died. i mean -- >> jimmy: i mean, come on. >> if he did, i'm not playing anymore frisbee. [ laughter ] i'm going to have to say it's definitely, definitely false. >> jimmy: yeah, i think it's false. >> your mind is definitely getting blown, jimmy. >> jimmy: i know my mind's gonna be blown, but i would have said it was false, too. >> yeah. >> questlove: the answer may surprise you. >> no, it doesn't. [ light laughter ] ♪ ♪ [ buzzer ] [ audience gasps ] [ cheers and applause ] >> questlove: it's true. >> i got salad. >> questlove: can we see that again in slow motion? >> jimmy: wow, it is true. look at that, salad. [ laughter and applause ] we got a salad right there. >> i got a salad. >> jimmy: he really did? that -- wow, that's bizarre. >> questlove: yeah, the next fact is for you, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, cool. >> questlove: truth or lie? >> jimmy: yeah. >> questlove: in their lifetime, the average person
spends a total of 38 days brushing their teeth. >> jimmy: in their lifetime, average person, 38 days brushing their teeth. i sometimes brush my teeth twice a day. [ laughter ] >> you got to start doing the math. >> jimmy: i sometimes brush them three times a day. [ light laughter ] 38 days. what would equal -- 38 days? that seems like it's too little. >> yeah, i think so, too. >> jimmy: i want to say that is a -- that is a lie. >> questlove: the answer may surprise you. >> jimmy: it may surprise me. ♪ >> come on, man. [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause ] what was that? >> jimmy: was that a sock? >> what was that? i think that kid socks. >> jimmy: what was that? can i see it in slow motion? what hit me in the face there? >> i think that's a kid's sock. >> jimmy: a sock? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
i got hit with a baby sock. >> questlove: jeremy? >> yes, i'm ready. >> questlove: you're up next. thank you. >> i'm ready. >> questlove: fact or fiction? abraham lincoln is in the national wrestling hall of fame. ♪ [ light laughter ] >> come on, man. really? >> jimmy: wrestling hall of fame? >> i think wrestling hall of fame is, like, you know -- it's just -- i'm not batting so well here. i think i might have to -- abraham lincoln -- >> jimmy: are you gonna pick -- abraham lincoln is in the wrestling hall of fame? >> no, no, no. i'm going to say that is definitely fiction. >> jimmy: i don't know, man. get blown, buddy. >> questlove: the answer may surprise you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's get blown. >> let's get blown. ♪ ♪ [ buzzer ] [ audience gasps ]
[ cheers and applause ] >> questlove: it's true. can we please see that again in slow motion? >> jimmy: really? >> was it? >> jimmy: rose petal. i think it was rose petals. very romantic. yeah, you got the roses. beautiful. [ laughter ] kiss from a rose. it's like a seal video. [ laughter ] >> damn you, lincoln! >> jimmy: yes. >> questlove: jimmy. >> jimmy: yes? >> questlove: the next fact is for you. >> jimmy: thank you, man. >> questlove: true or false? robert de niro was born in a a women's bathroom. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: "could be, could be. could be." [ laughter ] you know what? it's so bizarre that i'm going to say it's true. i don't know. >> really? >> jimmy: lincoln's in the wrestling hall of fame. why are you laughing? [ light laughter ] i think it's true. >> questlove: the answer may surprise you. >> jimmy: oh, geez. ♪ >> jimmy: might be me.
♪ >> what'd you say, true or false? i can't remember. >> jimmy: i said true, he was. ♪ [ light laughter ] [ buzzer ] how am i supposed to know that? >> what was that? [ scattered applause ] >> questlove: that is a lie. let's see that again in slow motion. >> jimmy: this is ridiculous. how do i know that, man? that was a good one, man. what was that, yarn? [ laughter ] for heaven's sake. now we're getting crafty. okay. all right. here we go. [ thunder ] >> jimmy: does anyone know what that means? >> excuse me. >> questlove: that means it's time for our final question. >> jimmy: oh. >> questlove: it's a simple yes or no question, and it comes with a twist. >> i'm ready. >> questlove: if you answer incorrectly, both of your minds will be blown. [ light laughter ] jeremy? >> yes. >> questlove: this conundrum is for you. are you naked if you're only wearing socks? [ laughter ] >> what do you think? if you're exposing all your stuff in your, like, business
socks? >> jimmy: i think you are naked. [ light laughter ] >> you're totally acceptable to walk down the street because you're not naked? >> jimmy: well it's not like -- no, you would be arrested by the police. >> you'd be arrested, right? >> jimmy: yeah, you will be arrested for public nudity. >> your argument will be like, "look man, i'm not naked. i'm wearing socks." >> jimmy: that's true. [ light laughter ] >> questlove: gentlemen. >> for pete sake's, you can't get socks. >> jimmy: wait, wait, wait. can i ask where are you wearing the socks? [ laughter and applause ] all right, all right, all right. [ cheers and applause ] you can't arrest him. >> you can't arrest him. are you naked if you're only wearing socks? >> questlove: are you naked? >> i want to say no. >> jimmy: yeah, you're not naked. >> you're not naked. >> jimmy: no. >> you got socks on. >> questlove: hey, guess what? >> jimmy: what? >> the answer -- >> jimmy: the answer may surprise you, yes. ♪ ugh. [ buzzer ] [ audience gasps ] [ applause ] >> questlove: you are wrong. you are naked if you're only
wearing socks. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you are naked! >> questlove: let's see that again in slow motion, please. >> jimmy: oh, my god. [ laughter ] look, it totally came off. [ applause ] i'm gonna say the winner tonight is jeremy renner, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for doing this, buddy. >> as always. >> jimmy: more with jeremy renner after the break. stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ hey, is this our turn? honey...our turn? yeah, we go left right here. (woman vo) great adventures are still out there. we'll find them in our subaru outback. (avo) love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. get 0% apr financing for 63 months on all new 2017 subaru outback models. now through august 31.
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>> jimmy: oh! yeah! you are a stud. jeremy renner in the house! welcome. [ cheers and applause ] >> a stud. >> jimmy: we love having you on the show. thank you for coming back. >> it's so great. >> jimmy: every time you come on, it's always -- we do something. thank you for playing "blow your mind." and last time you were here, do you remember david blaine was on and he threw up a frog. [ light laughter ] >> that's right. that's right. >> jimmy: that i'll never forget that moment. >> yeah, i remember their faces. >> jimmy: no, that was the most bizarre scene. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that didn't flip you out that he -- >> yeah, yeah. you know, because david's been a friend of mine for a little while. and then, he's, you know, been over to the house. he'll practice these tricks and stuff at the house. >> jimmy: he's thrown up a frog at your house? >> he had different houses. he has to prepare a long time to do this trick. right? so it's not like you just, you know, put frogs in him and throws him up and that kind of thing, right? >> jimmy: it was the most bizarre thing.
but he kept drinking water, like, weird. but everything he does is kind of weird, so i was like -- [ laughter ] well, he's just -- maybe he's just weird. >> he's a magician, man. yeah, he is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for having me. and then i go, "yeah, i know." >> he's got frogs in his belly. >> jimmy: well, i didn't know he had a frog. i didn't know any of his tricks. and then he -- and then a real live frog hopped out of his mouth. >> yeah, yeah. and he's got relationships with these frogs. there's only these four frogs that he can use to do that. he's like, literally, he would sit and talk to them -- he was telling me this, i swear to god. he would sit and, like, talk to them for a while, he's like, "i'm about to put you in my belly." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, i don't know. i don't know about this. >> i swear to god. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's part of his trick? >> because he is sick, dude. you can get salmonella, whatever the heck it is, right? you get something. >> jimmy: i guess so. i don't now if you have a frog living in you. yeah. >> they kill you. they can kill you. >> jimmy: you can get a little sick, i guess. >> but they'll kill you. >> jimmy: how are you feeling, by the way? because i saw this, you posted this on instagram. what happened to your arms? >> i broke my arms. >> jimmy: both of them? >> broke both of them, yeah. >> jimmy: how did you break both of your arms? >> it was a stunt falling off a
a stack of chairs, like 20 feet, and the chairs didn't fall but i fell onto my arms. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, man, what was the bit supposed to be? you fall with the chairs? >> i fall with the chairs then run and then, you know, look cool doing it. [ laughter ] but no, i fell on my face. >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and when did you -- did you know it was bad? like, once it happened? >> i knew when i hit the ground, it wasn't good. [ laughter ] because i couldn't feel my arms. but then i went back up the stack of chairs, did it again, did okay, whatever, and then the chairs fell. [ light laughter ] and then i went to the hospital at lunch and then they said, "that's broken, that's broken." i'm like, "okay, cool." and i went back to work. and i had -- about going back to work, because i had to chuck doughnuts at ed helms. which is so awesome. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm assuming this is a comedy. >> it's a comedy. >> jimmy: ok, good. yeah, yeah, oh, yeah. it's like the movie where he's chucking doughnuts at ed helms. [ laughter ] look at this guy. you show up on your motorcycle. what's up? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: want to do a magazine cover? yeah, i'm cool with that.
do you really drive a a motorcycle in real life? >> yeah, yeah. i have two motorcycles i like to ride. >> jimmy: so you also you have an f-150, too, a ford? >> yeah, in my house in lake tahoe i have this big, sort of, raptor, you know what a raptor is? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> f-150 version. >> jimmy: you have a raptor? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, that's an extreme truck. >> yeah, but i needed it to -- i do love the truck. it rumbles just like a demon, but i need it to get to my structure, because i have long driveway. and we get just tons and tons of snow. so there's -- you know, it's four-wheeling to get to my house. >> jimmy: and this is your house in tahoe? >> that's my house in tahoe. yeah. [ laughter ] it required, yeah, a snowcat and a snowmobile to get into the structure. >> jimmy: god. yeah, really -- >> it got 65 feet of snow this year. it's more than double in recorded history. it buried the house. >> jimmy: and so are you good on the snowmobile. you're in this new movie and you ride a snowmobile. >> yeah, i actually just got the snowmobiles for the house. and then went and shot in
park city for "wind river." >> jimmy: that's where you do it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you want to tell us what "wind river" is about? elizabeth olsen. >> yeah, yeah, and she plays an fbi agent that's called upon to help solve the murder of a a young girl who was murdered and raped on a -- in the wind river indian reservation. i play a hunter for -- to help her track and find out who the heck did it. >> jimmy: wow. and you're getting a -- a lot of people are saying this the best performance of your career. so congratulations on -- not bad. i mean, you're -- >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: care about reviews but i think it's fascinating. but those scenes when you're racing -- when you're on the snowmobile, that's really you riding with elizabeth? >> yeah, yeah. there's a -- yeah, most of them. there's a few shots where i didn't but there's one where i remember we were -- we had to follow a guy, who was, like, just a monster on a snowmobile. and we were going about 65 miles an hour. he just sort of disappeared in this blizzard and went down somewhere you couldn't see. so i just said, like, "well, i got to trust him. and she's got to trust me." i'm like, "[ bleep ] it." [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: you don't yell that. like, imagine hearing that if i'm elizabeth. like, "what'd you just say?" you're like, "ah!" i said, "uh -- buckle up!" buck it. buck it. buck it. >> tuck it in. >> jimmy: buckle up. >> tuck it. >> jimmy: tuck it in. [ laughter ] tuck it right good. tuck it. [ laughter ] >> i don't want to hear -- >> jimmy: i don't want to hear that. you're driving, i feel like you say that. >> jimmy! >> jimmy: what'd you just say? >> fine. [ laughter ] come on. >> jimmy: yeah, tuck it. yeah. >> yeah, but we did good. it was a dangerous slope but it was fun, though. we had a good time. >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip. here's jeremy renner in "wind river." take a look at this. >> she ran all the way here. and her lungs burst here. and she curled up in that treeline drawing her own blood. >> so how far do you think someone could run barefoot out here? >> oh, i don't know. how do you gear someone's will to live, especially in these conditions?
i knew that girl. she's a fighter. so no matter how far you think she ran, i can guarantee you she ran further. >> jimmy: ah, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] jeremy renner, everybody! "wind river" opens in select theaters on friday. bridget everett joins us after the break. stick around, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this golden opportunity features leather, wood and glass. raw elements made premium by lexus. ♪ experience unparalleled luxury at the lexus golden opportunity sales event before it ends. chose from the is turbo, es 350 or nx turbo for $299 a month for 36 months if you lease now. experience amazing at your lexus dealer.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a very talented performer who you can see in the new comedy, "fun mom dinner," which is in select theaters and on-demand this friday. let's take a look at this. >> give me my phone melissa. melody. i mean -- >> it's melanie, kate. god, we've been going to the same school for what, five
years? >> just give me my phone, please. melanie. >> are those car seats even installed properly? does this beauty even have anti-lock brakes? >> yes. obviously, it does. and power windows. >> seriously? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everyone, please welcome bridget everett! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show. you look gorgeous and thank you for so much being here. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: i'm a big fan and i'm so happy you're finally on the show. >> are you nervous? >> jimmy: i'm a little nervous. i am. kind of, yeah. but you started here and you got your big start in new york because it was, like, in the kind of cabaret alt comedy scene. so that's where --
but, i mean, all my friends know you. i'm like, "bridget everett is the best." >> that's really sweet. >> jimmy: how did you start doing this? >> well, i actually started doing karaoke. >> jimmy: it started with karaoke? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all good things start with karaoke. >> well, a lot of people don't know -- that's true. a lot of people think karaoke's sad but i think it's wonderful. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love it, man. i love it. >> i mean, if you don't see a a mental health care professional like i do, like, that's where you're going to work it out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're fun. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you just started there and people were like, hey, you got a good voice? >> yeah, basically, it was like from there to here. two weeks ago i was at sing sing karaoke on the lower east side. >> jimmy: yeah! >> and now i'm here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love sing sing. i know that. >> it's so good, right? >> jimmy: it's the greatest. absolutely. yeah, yeah. so you just go and you do your jams and then you ended up like -- i know you did a lot of shows at joe's pub. >> yeah, i work at joe's pub a a lot. and i'm a cabaret singer. and i know that cabaret is, like, a very cool, almost like a hot buzzword right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. yeah. >> i remember i was at this comedy festival with my friend, adam, who happens to be ad-rock of the beastie boys.
i'm just dropping that right now. but, like, we're riding around, everybody's like, "oh, what are you guys here for?" and he's like, "oh, she's a a cabaret singer." i was like, "shut up!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on. don't tell anybody, come on. you're a cabaret singer. >> he's so cool, he can do cabaret, people are like, "yeah, ad-rock does cabaret -- man, it's cool." like, you know? >> jimmy: ha-ha, no. >> when i do it, they're like, "that's that waitress from the upper west side." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. that's -- but you have a motto. which is ddhd or something? what is it? >> well, actually i'm sure you've heard of ll cool j before, right? >> jimmy: absolutely, yeah, i love him. >> he told me -- he told oprah -- [ laughter ] he told oprah -- >> jimmy: so many names are dropping right now. i'm freaking out right now. >> he basically -- >> jimmy: he told oprah. where were you? >> he told -- >> jimmy: what else was he telling oprah? >> i was at home watching "lifeclass." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's where oprah airs. yes. >> and basically she's like, you know, ll, how do you do it, you know? your empire, you know, you got your fragrance empire and you're on these television shows and you're a rapper and you're a mogul. he's like, "you know oprah. ddhd [ light laughter ]
>> jimmy: i love that you lick your lips. yeah, yeah. >> he has the best lips in the world. if i saw them, i would just touch them. but he -- [ laughter ] but ddhd stands for dreams don't have deadlines. >> jimmy: oh, nice. >> that's so tender, right? but it's true. >> jimmy: that's true. yeah. >> when you're 42 years old waiting tables, you're like, "ddhd." i got tattoo, tattoo, tattoo. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tattoo, all right. yeah. >> tattoo. >> jimmy: but man, oh, man, you've been crushing -- what a a great summer. you have two giant movies out. >> giants. >> jimmy: they are. i mean, they're getting -- i mean -- >> no, they're great movies. >> jimmy: you got that "fun mom dinner." >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is -- molly shannon, toni collette. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: it is super fun. >> adam levine. adam scott. all kinds of people. >> jimmy: yeah, and moms should have fun. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's the way it is, right? it's what you want it to be. >> it's so much fun. >> jimmy: oh, it's ridiculous, it's great. and then you have "patti cake$." >> yeah, "patti cake$" is a -- oh, you were going to say something. i interrupted. it's your show. it's like i'm at your house and i'm telling you what to say. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ laughter ]
what are you talking about? >> i didn't even bring you gift. >> jimmy: i love it. no, i love it. no, i want you to talk. >> i didn't bring you anything. >> jimmy: no. >> i didn't know. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: you don't have to bring me gifts. i know, i would -- >> i didn't know -- quest told me, he's like, "bring jimmy, like, nuts or, like, a chocolate bar --" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: bring jimmy nuts? ♪ what are you talking about? [ laughter ] bring me nuts. don't bring jimmy nuts. >> i don't know why i said nuts. >> jimmy: i don't want any nuts. i don't want -- i am very happy that you're here. [ laughter ] who needs nuts? >> everybody likes nuts. >> jimmy: i'm going to bring jimmy nuts. >> i love nuts. >> jimmy: no, i know. i know. >> i love nuts. >> jimmy: i love -- yeah. >> oh, my god. i'm single. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. oh, my god. hey. oh. hey. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: let's talk about -- so you have "fun mom --" [ laughter ] >> the roots just played for me while i did. >> jimmy: "fun mom dinner." [ light laughter ] you got "patti cake$." >> okay. i'm back. >> jimmy: "patti cake$." >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is about a a rapper. >> yeah. >> jimmy: patti cake$. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and that's your daughter in the movie. and you play the mom.
>> yeah, i totally don't have a a daughter in real life, but if i did, it would be patti cake$. because she's -- she's a a rapper, she lives in new jersey, she's got big dreams and it's kind of like if you took, like, rudy in "eight mile" and you made like a -- and "rocky" and you made a a movie, that's what you get. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you really do root for her. >> you root for her. it's a really -- i think it's a a great movie. i'm really proud to be a part of it. >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip. here's bridget everett in "patti cake$." take a look at this. >> come on. there you go. one more. hey. it's a marathon. not a sprint. >> no? no. >> what you got? your [ bleep ] period or something? >> whoa! >> whoa! >> oh, my god, sweetheart. >> jesus christ. oh. >> come on. >> there we go. >> there you go. yeah. there you go. hey.
we're family, right? >> love is thicker than jager. >> jimmy: love's thicker than jager. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] love's thicker than jager. how exciting. well, bridgett -- >> see, i'm a wonderful mother. i didn't even know it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly. well, you're getting great reviews for this. thanks for doing that. you know, i always say all good nights begin with karaoke and they also end with karaoke. >> god, i hope so. >> jimmy: and just wondering if maybe -- [ cheers and applause ] we just have a microphone. we always have a microphone. what do you stretch out? [ laughter ] oh. stretch out. you have to stretch out? >> what is -- is that the celine dion microphone? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, this is the one. [ laughter ] >> i guess i can sing a a little -- "piece of my heart" by janis joplin. is this is okay? >> jimmy: yeah. please, we'd love it.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> thank you! >> jimmy: that was great! that was great! that was awesome! you were fantastic. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] you guys are -- oh. french montana, swae lee, triplets ghetto kids! [ cheers and applause ] "jungle rules" is out now. we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our thanks to jeremy renner, bridget everett. [ cheers and applause ] french montana. [ cheers and applause ] swae lee. triplets ghetto kids right there. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thanks for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- idris elba, from "the handmaid's tale," actress alexis bledel. cooking with chef michael voltaggio. featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night," how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. after president trump removed white house communications director anthony scaramucci yesterday, he tweeted, quote, "a great day at the white house." [ light laughter ]