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musical guests meek mill featuring the-dream, and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 728! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] that's a hot crowd! looking good! looking good. hot new york city crowd here tonight. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] this is it, baby.
let's get to some news here. i saw that a life-size statue of president trump was just installed on a park bench here in new york. even pigeons were like, "i'm going to take my business elsewhere." [ laughter and applause ] "go over there." speaking of statues, did you see this today? the president tweeted that removing confederate statues takes beauty out of our parks that can never be replaced. then he said, "now, if you'll excuse me, i have to go cut down a bunch of trees and build a hotel and golf course." [ laughter and applause ] put up some beauty. oh, listen to this. the date -- the dating site okcupid is banning white supremacists. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] so white supremacists will have to look for love where they usually do, family reunions. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: hey-o! oh! hey! [ rim shot ] oh! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. did you see this? mike pence's older brother,
greg, might run for a seat in congress. here's a picture of greg right there. yep. well, greg pence is already testing out some campaign slogans in case he does run. i'll show you what i mean. for instance, there's "greg pence: the older white meat." [ laughter and applause ] then you have -- then there's "greg pence: i'll drive the babysitter home in complete silence." [ laughter ] and finally, there's "greg pence: no, i'm not the dad from 'frasier'." and you go, well that might be -- [ laughter and applause ] as long as we know it's not. >> steve: all good slogans. all good slogans. >> jimmy: hey, this is pretty cool. 20-year-old nobel peace prize winner, malala yousafzai, has been accepted to oxford university. [ cheers and applause ] when she puts her nobel prize on the shelf, her roommate will quietly put away all of her youth soccer trophies. [ laughter and applause ] no big deal. this made me laugh. you know the band belle & sebastian? well they accidentally left its drummer behind at a walmart in his pajamas -- [ light laughter ] with no phone or wallet. [ light laughter ] so they called walmart to see if there was a guy wandering around in his pjs with no phone or wallet.
and they said, "you got to be way more specific." [ laughter and applause ] "there's like 20 of those dudes here." and finally, this is everywhere. during last night's red sox's game, a fan got to throw out the first pitch and it was just a little wild. take a look at this. >> oh! [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: the count is, two balls, one strike. there you go -- >> steve: hey! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's my jam. glen campbell right there. >> steve: aw. >> jimmy: "summer nights"?
is that "summer nights"? >> questlove: "southern nights." >> jimmy: "southern nights." that's what it was. >> questlove: yep. >> jimmy: oh, man. that was good stuff. ♪ southern nights [ mumbling lyrics ] ♪ i don't know, but it's so good. oh, gosh, i love that. guys, we have a fantastic show tonight. he stars in the hit television series, "mr. robot." rami malek is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: whoa! >> jimmy: we got rami malek! >> steve: love that dude! >> jimmy: he's good. >> steve: i love that show. >> jimmy: he's great. plus, oh, i love her. she stars in two amazon series, "transparent" and "i love dick." the lovely and talented -- [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what show? >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: what -- what was the show? >> jimmy: "transparent." >> steve: no, the other one. [ laughter ] i got that one. i didn't hear the other one. >> jimmy: she stars in two shows on -- >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: amazon. >> steve: "transparent" and -- >> jimmy: yep, yep. and the other show. [ laughter ] the lovely, the talented kathryn hahn is here. [ cheers and applause ] that's a great show. >> steve: i'm sure it is. i love it. >> jimmy: it is a good show. >> steve: i love that show. >> jimmy: and we got great music from meek mill featuring the-dream.
>> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: meek mill! this is the album right here called, "wins and losses." i'm psyched that those guys are here tonight. guys, it is time for "tonight show" hashtags. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: now, we do this thing every wednesday where i will send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. and since dozens of ceos quit president trump's business advisory council this week, i sent out a hashtag called #whyiquit. [ light laughter ] and i asked you guys to send us your funny, weird, or embarrassing stories about quitting your job. we got a huge response. within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u.s. so thank you for getting involved. [ cheers and applause ] now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite #whyiquit stories from you guys. this first one's from @soupymcsoupface. [ light laughter ] he says, "my boss refused to
correct my name badge that said 'brain' instead of 'brian.' he said, 'you're brain now, so deal with it.'" [ laughter and applause ] okay, brain? >> steve: nope. now i'm soupy mcsoupface. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> steve: i'll show -- i'll show him! >> jimmy: i'll show him, yeah. [ laughter ] "you call me brain, man?" >> steve: "you can't call me brain at all, man." >> jimmy: "call me soupy mcsoupface." this one is from @toshoonly. >> steve: toshoonly? >> jimmy: to -- like t-o -- >> steve: like too shoon? like -- >> jimmy: to shoon. >> steve: it's been too shoon. >> jimmy: too shoon, too shoon. [ laughter ] to shoonly. she says, "my boss made me give him piggyback rides after we mopped the floors every night so there would be fewer footprints." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: giddy-up! giddy-up! let's go, come on. >> steve: come on, brain! >> jimmy: what in the world -- "come on, brain." >> steve: "don't be slippin' on that wet floor." [ laughter ] "pecho mojado!" [ light laughter ]
>> jimmy: this one's from @brennancarrow. she says, "i babysat this kid who kept pointing at me and saying, 'you're next.' after the fourth time, i gave my two weeks notice." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: you're next. redrum, mrs. torrance. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @kschmooze. [ laughter ] that's her real last name. >> steve: yeah, that's her last name. >> jimmy: yeah, schmooze. >> steve: kathryn schmooze. >> jimmy: kathryn schmooze. [ light laughter ] she says, "my old job had a a phone in the restroom, our boss would call it if he thought you'd been in there too long." >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: come on, man! [ laughter ] >> steve: that's not good. >> jimmy: come on, dude. >> steve: come on, man. >> jimmy: this one is from @johnathanyoung. he said, "my boss asked if i had a knife to open a box. i gave her one. i was later written up for having a knife at work." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: that's entrapment! >> steve: come on, that's catch-22! hey, brain, you got a knife?
>> jimmy: yeah, yeah, brain. [ laughter ] this one's from @yzracer81. he says, "i made a mistake at work and my boss called me up to chew me out. at the end of my conversation, he made me say, 'i've been a a bad boy.'" [ laughter and applause ] i don't -- i don't know. >> steve: that wasn't about work. >> jimmy: i don't know, man. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: this one is from @captainharris1. he says, "i worked at a a convenience store for one day. i quit when i saw the instructions for what to do when you get robbed. not if -- when!" [ laughter and applause ] this place gets robbed? >> steve: a lot. >> jimmy: i'm getting out of here. last one's from @vermbassi. she says, "instead of hitting the 1 key for the number of copies, i typed 1111 and couldn't make the printer stop. i left before they finished." [ laughter and applause ] i'm taking off. there you have it. those are our "tonight show" hashtags. to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. we'll be right back with "audience suggestion box," everybody. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! welcome back! [ cheers and applause ] now, as you guys know, we're always striving to get better here at "the tonight show." ♪ ♪ harder better faster stronger ♪ [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so before every show we put out a suggestion box for the audience, just to get some feedback, about what you guys think of the show. things you'd like to see us do, that kind of stuff. so tonight let's look inside the "audience suggestion box." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ look into the box the suggestion box ♪ >> jimmy: one of my favorite things we do on the show. >> steve: we love it. >> jimmy: i love getting suggestions from our great audience. >> steve: who is this one from? >> jimmy: this is from randy mcgillicutty. [ laughter ] >> steve: randy mcgillicutty. wow. you love that guy. >> jimmy: yeah. brian. >> steve: brian mcgillicutty. >> jimmy: this is from randy gillis. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: it says, "hey jimmy, i've been wanting to take my
kids to 'an inconvenient sequel,' but i'm worried they'll be bored. can you help me out?" actually, i think i can. the movie hasn't done great at the box office, so they've changed it up a little bit more, to make it more appealing to kids. check out the new trailer. it just came out. ♪ >> it is unprecedented. what were you thinking? could you hear what the scientists were saying? [ unintelligible ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm speechless. i'd take my kids to see that. >> steve: wow. i wanna go see that. >> jimmy: this one's from greg hummell. "hey jimmy, last week you showed a video of a coach getting knocked over by a a robotic tackling dummy. that dummy was the clear winner, but do you think you could give the coach a a rematch?" yeah, i know what you're talking about. the assistant coach for baylor football, his name is sean padden. he raced a tackling dummy, and it ended up winning. but then the dummy, with like this remote controlled dummy, snuck up behind him and -- well, you'll see. here's the video.
here's the clip. >> jimmy: well he wins hear -- it's a clear win. [ shouting ] yeah, and then -- [ laughter ] after that, yeah. so, that's -- that's all over the internet. well, let's give him another show. we actually set up a rematch downstairs between coach padden and the robotic tackling dummy. they're downstairs in the plaza right now. coach padden, are you ready? >> i'm ready, jimmy, let's do this. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] here we go! go, go, go! come on, coach. run. go, go, go! come on! [ cheers ] yes, yes! [ applause ] he did it, he won. he didn't get run over by the dummy. how do you feel? [ audience oohs ] oh my goodness. oh, that's terrible. [ light laughter ] >> steve: anvil. >> jimmy: oh. oh -- oh, my god. where did that dog come from? oh, my god. oh, but coach, are you okay? are you -- >> i'm okay, jimmy! [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: all right, fantastic. oh, no. that dummy got him again. [ applause ] that robot really has it out for him. yeah. >> steve: an anvil. >> jimmy: yeah, i forgot the anvil was -- >> steve: you always keep your spare anvil. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: out in tonight -- "today show" plaza. yeah. this is from emily calhoun. "hey jimmy, i watch your show regularly, and i've noticed a a distinct laugh in your studio every night. what's that about?" oh, emily, you're very observant. we actually do have a fan of the show who sits in the audience every single night. you might recognize him as the title role from the 1 1984 film, "amadeus." [ light laughter ] here's a clip. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: yeah. well, as always, he's in the audience tonight somewhere. can we see him? where -- oh, there he is. wolfgang amadeus mozart. there he is, right there. [ cheers and applause ] how's it going? how's it going mozart? [ laughter ]
thank you. thank you. that's very nice. mozart, what's your favorite cereal? [ laughter ] how about your favorite nfl team? [ laughter ] are you excited for the football season this year? [ laughter ] is there anything else you want to say before you go? >> nah, i'm good. >> jimmy: all right. take care, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ] mozart, comes on the show. >> steve: mozart. right, i know. he came back from the dead. >> jimmy: this is from sarah trost. "jimmy, one of my favorite shows is 'the fresh prince of bel-air.' do you have any favorite characters from the show?" well, i'm a will smith guy, all the way. what about you, quest? [ cheers ]
>> questlove: i think i like carlton. he's hilarious. >> jimmy: yeah, carlton's great. do you have a favorite "fresh prince" character, james? >> i like geoffrey, he always made me laugh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i thought you would have picked a famous "fresh prince" background character, james poyser. [ indiscernible ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is not what we did in rehearsal today. that was real, by the way. i loved that. so happy we pulled that off.
this one -- [ laughter ] great acting there, james. this one is from tyler fineman. "hey jimmy. i'm a huge fan of double dutch jump rope. you should have some double dutchers on your show." that's a great idea. and it actually turns out that the national double dutch league's summer classic just happened here in new york city. so here to show us their winning routine, please welcome jersey city's own honey bees! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is the emmy-winning star of the critically acclaimed television series, "mr. robot." the third season premieres wednesday, october 11th at 10:00 p.m. on usa, please welcome the very talented rami malek! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about! >> all right. >> jimmy: looking sharp, buddy. i love that shirt. >> yeah, likewise.
>> jimmy: yeah, welcome -- welcome to the show. >> likewise. >> jimmy: thank you for being here and thank you again, for doing the golden globes open. my big opening number. you -- you were a great part of that. >> how much fun was that? >> jimmy: it was the greatest. i got you to sing, and you sang in character and everything. >> i couldn't believe what you did. he is -- we're on this red carpet on a back lot of universal studios. and there are people jumping all over you, stunts, dancers. all i had to do was basically come on, walk in front of him, open the computer, and he just slams it after doing, like, 15 cart wheels with people and -- [ laughter ] and singing with every actor. >> jimmy: but it turned out fantastic. wasn't it fun? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: thank you for doing that. i just loved it. and then you sang right there, in -- in the little recording booth. >> it was great right? >> jimmy: yeah, it was perfect. i mean, it was totally -- >> we should watch it again. sometime. >> jimmy: dude, i wish i could turn it on right now, exactly. yeah. [ light laughter ] do people recognize you now after "mr. robot," everywhere? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: they do? >> i mean, i was on a subway the other day, someone stopped me -- well, they stopped my friend and they go, "you know, he looks a lot like that guy,
that actor from 'mr. robot,' rami malek." and she was about to start. i said, "that guy?" and she's like, "yeah, yeah. yeah, you look a lot like him. you don't get that?" and i said, "no, i don't. that guy. he's just -- not me, he's not my type, he's arrogant, he's got an attitude problem. i think he's kind of a dick, i've met him once. [ laughter ] not a nice guy." >> jimmy: you met him once. >> yeah, yeah. and she kept going on, she's like, "no, no, no, i think he's really sweet." and i'm like, "no, trust me, this guy has an attitude issue." and then i just -- it's the first time you get a candid kind of response from someone, you don't have that experience. >> jimmy: well, it's kind of fun. yeah. >> right? >> jimmy: but then she said she loves you. >> yeah. she said she loved me and then once i found out more, i convinced her to just stay on the subway a little bit longer. [ laughter ] i go past her stop, and just keep complimenting me. [ laughter ] then i showed her my id by the end of it, because i go, "you know what, it is me." >> jimmy: it is me, yeah. >> and she looks and she just stares and then she goes, "what
are you doing riding the subway?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, you can take the subway. [ talking over each other ] >> yeah, like, i'm going to take the subway for the rest of my life. >> jimmy: exactly. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. you have a story about almost getting fired. the lasagna story. >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: i like this story. i think it has a good -- i think it has a good point. >> well, you -- they were asking me about summer jobs i had, and i remember when i was 16 i was doing a catering thing. i had to carry about seven lasagnas up to a doctor's conference room because someone was trying to sell them pharmaceuticals, the pharmaceutical rep. and i got up there with these eight scalding hot lasagnas. and it's like that cartoon character where they're all teetering on top. [ light laughter ] and i finally get to the conference table and one of them slightly starts to go, i'm try to hold on and it splatters all over the doctor's office conference room. >> jimmy: ooh. >> and so i'm horrified. i'm like 16. you know, my first job. the world feels like it's going to end. and this pharmaceutical rep who's, you know, a little older
in her age just kind of looks at me sternly, and i think it's over. and she just looks at me and she hands me a spatula and she goes, "scoop it up, put it right back in there." [ light laughter ] they'll never know. [ laughter ] and -- she goes, "it's a a doctor's office, we're in a a hospital, everything is sanitized anyway." [ laughter ] and i looked up at her, and i was like, "is she being serious right now? [ laughter ] is she for real?" but then we both scooped it up together, and it was like this life-affirming moment of everything's gonna be all right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly. don't cry over spilled lasagna. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. everything's going to be okay. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm looking at you and i'm staring at you a little bit differently, because i just heard that you're -- you're cast -- you're going to play freddie mercury from queen. >> yeah. how nuts is that? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm so excited about this. have you immersed yourself in the world of freddie mercury? >> every day, and it never feels like it's enough because -- those guys, each one
of them is this incredible artist on their own. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then together, collectively, it is -- it's a a phenomenon. things like that don't happen and -- >> jimmy: i know, i never even quite really appreciated it, as i was growing up, too. i was just like, "oh, yeah, that's a great song. oh, that's a classic. oh, that's another classic." i'm like -- i look back, i'm like, "i love all these songs." >> oh, yeah. oh, when you -- just doing all of the research and investigating these guys, you see how brilliant each one of them are. and, i mean, when they would lay tracks, the tape became clear because they were overdubbing things so much that, you know, they would just come up with new ideas all the time. let's try this, and let's try that. so it's a -- it's a phenomenal experience. what a talented bunch of dudes. and i am terrified. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i mean, you should be terrified. you're going to be fantastic. >> jimmy: and just please come back when you -- when you -- >> no, no, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and break a leg and you'll be great. >> i will, i will. >> jimmy: you'll be fantastic. >> and this show is -- [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: it's going to be good. i want to talk about "mr. robot," 'cause it's coming back for a third season. >> yes. >> jimmy: october 11th on usa. and here's the thing i said to you. i don't know if you remember, i was in l.a. and i said, "you guys got me because it's created by sam --" >> esmail. >> jimmy: esmail. >> yeah. it's got him and, you know, slater. >> jimmy: christian slater is fantastic, as well. >> christian slater on the show. and our whole cast is -- and crew, dynamite. but sam, yeah, to have somebody like that. >> jimmy: the writing -- >> writing and directing. >> jimmy: is tricky and directing, it is so well done. please tell him i'm a fan and i didn't even know it. >> i will. >> jimmy: even now i'm, like, i'm a big, giant fan. but that's intense, and now -- >> oh, he loves you. he loves you. we were talking about coming on here at work all day. >> jimmy: oh, really? we do such good stuff. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's rami malek in the third season of "mr. robot." >> yeah. >> jimmy: take a look. >> the back door had a a hardcoded .tt domain, pointing to a -- on tyrell's machine. all i have to do is hack the
registrar and the change the name server configs. once i hijack the domain, i can shut down their access before the dark army notices. i'm almost done. >> elliot. >> i just have to uninstall -- [ crowd yelling ] >> from both of us. >> do it. >> jimmy: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] you know what i mean, come on. >> i'm telling you that's -- that's the -- that's the person on the subway that she thought she was meeting. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. [ talking over each other ] rami malek, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] the new season of "mr. robot" premieres october 11th at 10:00 p.m. on usa. we'll be right back with kathryn hahn, everybody. rami malek! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest recently earned an emmy nomination for her role on the acclaimed amazon series, "transparent." you can also see her along side kevin bacon in season one of "i love dick." [ light laughter ] which is currently streaming -- [ laughter ] currently streaming -- [ laughter and applause ] on amazon. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome kathryn hahn, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: looking gorgeous. >> gingerly. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. kathryn, welcome. >> hi, you guys. >> jimmy: hi. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: oh, are you kidding? i love having you on the show. you know, i love you, and i say this every time. i love you in everything that you're in. >> oh, gosh! >> jimmy: and it's not -- i'm not just saying that, 'cause every time i see you in anything i go, "oh, i love this -- i love this actor, who is this?" i go, "oh, it's kathryn hahn, again." you look totally different in everything i've seen. but i love you in everything i see you in. >> oh, that's so sweet. >> jimmy: no, i really do. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're great. i even love your early work in "hickory hideout." you remember this? >> oh, yes. you guys -- >> jimmy: is this morning car -- was that a saturday morning show, with the puppets? >> you guys, i grew up in cleveland, ohio and this was a a local act. [ scattered applause ] yes! [ laughter ] and this was a local -- >> jimmy: that "yes" was much louder than a clap. there was, like, one person clap -- [ laughter ] we have one person clapping. >> it was -- it was a local access cleveland tele -- it was
like -- it was like a kids show that was shot, literally, in the local news station. so it was like, we had a fake tree and then there was the news station. >> jimmy: no? in the same room? >> in the same room, and it's called "hickory hideout." >> jimmy: i totally -- yeah. >> and i got to talk -- i played a character named jenny, and i talked to two squirrel puppets. [ light laughter ] nutso and shirley squirrely. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: nutso. >> and then when we had any quests, nutso -- and i love the puppeteers were, like, chain smokers, and they hated each other. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, why? thinking about why it's the best. >> so they were always like, "ahh, nutso, yeah, what was that today?" >> jimmy: yeah, whatever, we got that pig, right? yeah, yeah, yeah. >> and then it was -- and then there was an owl called know-it-owl, that if we had questions about anything, we would be like, "know-it-owl." and then know-it-owl would pop out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have a clip where they -- i have a clip of you. [ gasps ] i know, i have to show, 'cause it's so cute. here's kathryn hahn as jenny. >> oh, my god you guys. >> jimmy: in "hickory hideout." look at this. >> classic. >> kathy, i just don't want to go. >> listen jenny -- >> i am tired of this -- you are being a baby, jenny.
you got to stay sick and spoil our pet show. >> that's not true. >> well, then why don't you go on the hospital tour? >> just leave me alone. ♪ >> "hickory hideout" will return right after these messages. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: leave me alone! >> leave me alone! the criterion collection. "hickory hideout." >> jimmy: the criterion collection. >> and that was a very special episode, guys. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. but look at you now, man. you're on two hit shows, you got nominated for an emmy. >> oh! >> jimmy: do you have to audition for things anymore? yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, you guys. thank you. >> jimmy: because everyone knows who you are now. >> i -- well, you know what, i am not -- i will audition, yeah, absolutely. i mean -- >> jimmy: i hate auditions -- i hated auditions. >> i -- it has not been an easy -- auditioning is -- it sucks. >> jimmy: it is the worst. >> i -- especially when you are auditioning for, like, your idols. when you're like -- i -- i had this -- oh, my god, you guys. i had this audition for the coen brothers, this was awhile ago. for i think, when they were doing -- and i always want to say "inside ellen lewis." but that's a different movie.
it's called "inside llewyn --" >> jimmy: llewyn davis. >> llewyn davis. >> jimmy: yeah. "inside ellen lewis." [ laughter ] >> it was an amazing casting director. >> jimmy: totally different movie. >> a totally different movie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: awful film. >> and i literally -- i saw it, because i wanted to like, get kind of down and dirty with this part. so i was like, "oh, i'm going to, like, be really realistic." and so i brought a bunch of props with me, which i usually don't do. >> jimmy: oh. >> and so it was this part that was supposed to, like, be unpacking groceries or something. and so i literally -- >> jimmy: you brought groceries? >> a full -- also, not only groceries, but we were in l.a. i had, like, a parka on, like a a winter parka. [ light laughter ] a huge bag of groceries, including, like, so heavy that i -- the casting director came out, she was like, "kathryn." she was so happy to see me and then she saw the bag and was like, "oh, my god, okay." and so i knew instantly that i was going -- that there was just a bomb. open the door, they were, like, this close. like, i was like, "hi." like, i was standing, it's like there's the coen brothers. >> jimmy: the coen brothers. >> and then i start doing -- >> jimmy: legends. >> legends. and then i start doing this scene, and you guys, it was like a night -- it was like a a nightmare, like -- i thought it would be clever if i was, like, putting groceries away, but i had never been in
there so it was, like, a weird room, so i was just like -- putting, like, double stuff oreos, they're like -- it was just, like, weird props i had that i was just kind of putting around while they were looking at me so patiently. >> jimmy: your face is so red now, by the way. >> oh, my god, i am literally going back and reliving it. [ light laughter ] i had, like -- i had a banana. i remember i was supposed to take a bite of a banana and i was like, took a bite of it and then, like, it kind of was mushy because it had been in my car all day. [ laughter ] so, like, it fell off and then i heard somebody go -- somebody literally was like, "oh." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like, now we got to clean up this banana. >> and then i kept plowing through. >> jimmy: oh! >> i had, like, a 45 record. it was -- oh, my god, you guys, it was just awful. >> jimmy: you had a 45 record, as well? >> for no reason. and then it was, like, i didn't really know -- and then i had to, like, pause and, like, turn the sides of the script while i was trying to hold onto this bag. [ laughter ] and they were so kind about it. but obviously it was not going -- i mean, i literally got in the car, my agent was like, "so it's not going our way." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not going our way. >> no. clearly it's not. >> jimmy: you brought props. you brought props. >> so many props. it was a nightmare. >> jimmy: oh, well, no now
they -- >> aye, yai, yai. >> jimmy: well, now they see you and they'll put you in the next film that they're doing. >> oh, gosh, how about i bring in a warm banana. it's like the worst -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the name of the movie. >> "warm banana: the kathryn hahn story." >> jimmy: that's the name of the movie. [ laughter ] let's talk about "i love dick" 'cause it's fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: kevin bacon plays dick. >> yes. >> jimmy: and you are obsessed with him. >> i am, yeah, in the show i'm, like, completely -- i play character named chris kraus who just cannot -- is obsessed, obsessed hook, line and sinker with this guy, this cultural critic named dick. and -- you kind of watch it through your fingers, it's very cringy. but it's -- i could not be more proud of it. >> jimmy: yeah, i love it. >> and he's amazing. i know, it's great! i don't know if you guys have seen it, but the music's amazing. we shot it in texas. it's pretty incredible. >> jimmy: is that jill soloway, as well? >> yeah! yeah, yeah, yeah. she's the same creator of "transparent" which i'm so -- yeah, some kind of an awesome rep company. >> jimmy: and how great is she? >> i know. >> jimmy: i've only seen her on award shows, but she seems totally cool. >> she's awesome. >> jimmy: she is, yeah. >> kind of a beautiful mind. >> jimmy: speaking of award shows, you just got nominated
for an emmy, pal. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: for "transparent" -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm so happy. come on. from "hickory hideout" all the way -- >> from "hickory hideout." i'm just to be -- anywhere near judith light, too, on any list is so crazy exciting. >> jimmy: yeah. >> because she's so awesome. she's nominated -- >> jimmy: when did you find out? did you -- >> i was taking an exercise class. there's a class in l.a. called pop physique, which i also highly recommend it. [ light laughter ] it sounds so weird. >> jimmy: no, i like it. >> but she -- i was -- i'm just like -- [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you see what i'm talking about -- >> i'm so worried my bits are going pop out. >> jimmy: no, no, hey! [ laughter ] no bits are popping out. >> that would whole different program. >> jimmy: no, no, it is not. >> so -- bits. i'm like 99 years old. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, your bits are going to come out. >> my bits are popping out.
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: but you were in the exercise class -- >> i purposely went to a class because i was like, "i'm just not going to -- i think it's better to not pay attention to it, and just take an exercise class." so i got out, and it was like one of those crazy awesome -- like, i was all sweaty and gross and i saw my phone was, you know, beeping, and i was like, "oh, my god. oh, my god, is this really --" >> jimmy: that's a good sign. >> yeah, or it's just a lot of friends that are really concerned. [ laughter ] about how it -- but, yeah, it was really, totally -- really, really, really, really unexpected and just -- i'm so happy to be representing that show at the emmys, too, because that's like -- i'm so proud of "transparent." that whole group. >> jimmy: well, it's well-deserved. >> awe. >> jimmy: you're fantastic on the show, and in everything. >> you're an angel. thank you for having me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. i just love you. i want to show a clip. here's kathryn hahn in "transparent." take a look at this. >> can you clarify for me really fast what spirituality is for you, sarah? >> i don't know, i didn't -- i mean, i don't -- that's -- i don't know. >> 'cause i can tell you what it's not. it's not changing your mind whenever you feel like it. it's not following your bliss.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he is a multi-platinum rapper whose new album, "wins and losses", is out now. performing "young black america" featuring the-dream and the roots, give it up for meek mill. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i was on that corner tryna get my coins up coppers run up on us and we turn ♪ ♪ to jackie joyner white man kill a black man they never report it black man kill a white man ♪ ♪ they gon' start a war up mama she was tore up sippin' on the absolut young boys brainwashed ♪ ♪ they just wanna rap and hoop
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>> jimmy: my thanks to rami malek, kathryn hahn, meek mill, the-dream! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- micheal moore, from "fargo," actress carrie coon, music from little big town, featuring the 8g band with roy mayorga. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night," how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news, everybody. president trump went on twitter this morning, to call monuments of the confederacy, and anti-union generals beautiful pieces of public art.