tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC October 20, 2017 11:34pm-12:38am PDT
with a wind, and then we get to the upper 80s on tuesday and wednesday. and we slide back down when we get to friday's forecast. we'll look for the dry wind and humidity. san francisco is in the 60ss for the weekend then up to 80 and back down to 60s so like you said. >> all the seasons in one week. >> why n one week. go to pumpkin farms in half moon bay. they're known for growing the largest pumpkins take your jacket you're going to need it. >> have a good weekend. bye-bye. ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- hillary rodham clinton, musical guest miley cyrus. and featuring the legendary
roots crew. >> questlove: h.r.c. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," baby. you made it. this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] it's a great show. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. you guys, we have former secretary of state hillary rodham clinton on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ]
i told her it's an honor to have her here, and i can't wait to chat. and she said, "dude, i'm just here to see miley." [ laughter ] that's right, both hillary clinton and miley cyrus are here. [ cheers and applause ] big show. one recorded a song about a a wrecking ball and the other got more votes than one. and it's very -- [ light laughter ] but we're very happy hillary's here. backstage, i asked her if she wanted a drink and she said, "anything but a white russian." [ laughter ] i thought that was very interesting. let's get to some news here. it just came out that secretary of state rex tillerson called president trump a moron and threatened to quit. [ cheers and applause ] you can tell the situation's a a mess because trump started throwing paper towels at it. [ laughter ] and that's when you know, that's just bad. get this. it turns out mike pence gave rex tillerson a pep talk to get him to stay on as secretary of state. because nothing screams pep like a talk from mike pence. [ laughter ]
i'm even less excited. but after it came out that tillerson called trump a moron, tillerson held a press conference and called the president smart. [ light laughter ] then he said, "do you think the moron bought it?" [ laughter ] you can't -- he can still hear you. [ applause ] but listen to this. it turns out that trump's son-in-law and adviser jared kushner had a third private e-mail account that he used for government business. and if you all listen closely, you can hear hillary backstage laughing. [ laughter ] you just to listen to that. [ applause ] check this out, instagram just added a new feature that lets users poll their followers when they're trying to make a a decision. for example, this woman said, which one, plain or sprinkles. sprinkles is what i would probably say, yeah. i don't know. it's already very popular. turns outs a bunch of politicians have been using it. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: i'll show you what i mean. yeah, for instance, education secretary betsy devos wrote, which one, a pear or a banana? [ laughter and applause ] eric trump wrote, who am i, don
junior or eric? [ laughter and applause ] and finally president obama wrote, miss me yet? yeah or hells yeah. and you go -- [ cheers and applause ] that's a good option. hey, i want to say congratulations to the yankees who advanced in the playoffs last night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the new york yankees! >> steve: yeah! come on. >> jimmy: i love the yankees. but did you see this? their catcher, gary sanchez, caught a foul tip in a pretty rough place. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: and we're going to show you the replay. but just check out the pitcher's reaction. watch. >> breaking ball kind of hung up there in the middle of the plate. a little bit of a mistake there from robinson. [ light laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: he was like, what?
inspired by innovation. we're always searching for new ways to improve our business and the world. introducing the future of kraft heinz. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go. that's it. that's it right there. [ applause ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: get this, you guys. a woman in south dakota just set the record for the largest teddy bear collection at 8,026. she also set the record for most dates who came back to her apartment, then remembered they had to get up early the next day. [ laughter ] "good luck with your teddy bear." [ applause ] can we check back in on that ketchup robot? how's that thing doing? whoa, whoa, whoa. fantastic. there you go. there you go. awesome. [ laughter ] finally, i read about a newly
married couple in massachusetts who were born on the same day in the same hospital. [ audience awws ] they said, we have so much in common. and we even look alike and oh my god, we're twins. [ laughter ] guys, we have a great show. give it up for the roots right there, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. we have a huge show tonight. we are honored to have her back. she has two great new books out, "what happened," and "it takes a village," hillary rodham clinton is here tonight. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that'll be exciting. we have a lot to talk about and a few surprises planned. so it's gonna be good. plus, you can see her on "the voice" airing mondays and tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. on nbc. [ cheers and applause ]
and her new album, "younger now" is available now. miley cyrus is back! >> steve: miley! [ cheers and applause ] come on! >> jimmy: crushing it all week. she can sing. she can act. she's gorgeous. she's just the most fun. she's so easy to hang out with, too. >> steve: awesome. >> jimmy: i love everyone. all her friends are here hanging out. we're like buds, man. she never left. she stayed over. [ light laughter ] >> steve: really, you had a a sleepover in the studio? >> jimmy: yeah, we have a a sleeping bag. we have -- like, yeah. we have two hammocks. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: one next to each other and we just -- talking about boys and stuff. >> steve: oh, that's good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we just do each other's hair. >> steve: oh my gosh. >> jimmy: we'd eat ice cream and like sing into hairbrushes and stuff. >> steve: oh my gosh. make lanyards and stuff like that. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. it's basically -- it's like -- it's like "grease" back there. >> steve: oh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we're just doing scenes from "grease" and stuff. it's fun. but we have a lot of fun things to talk about in the show, tonight. i have too many -- too many gadgets and things back here. of course i always have mini-drake. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: which is always fun. there he is. [ laughter ] but i have another thing -- i have another thing back here that's very, very cool.
do you know amazon echo, higgins? >> steve: uh-huh. >> jimmy: you do know it? >> steve: i love it. know it and love it. >> jimmy: it actually works. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: that's why i like it. it does work. and this is -- i mean, you know -- this is the amazon echo show, and this is not a paid advertisement. we're just doing this because it's cool. it's just cool, yeah, it's fun. it's like something we can do that no one else is doing. i think it's kind of a -- i love new technology and fun stuff. so anyways, this is the echo show, and you can watch video on it, and as of today, you can watch clips of "the tonight show" on this thing. >> steve: oh really? >> jimmy: yes. [ cheers and applause ] now, i hope it works. i think everyone has to be silent because there's usually not a crowd of, you know, 300 screaming new yorkers in your apartment. but -- >> steve: maybe there is. depends on where you live. >> jimmy: i don't know. but, let's see. you can check out, like, the monologue and thank you notes. all right, here we go. alexa, launch "tonight show." hey guys, jimmy fallon here, just wanted to say a quick hello and welcome to "the
tonight show." >> thanks, jimmy. you can play the latest monologue, listen to jimmy's thank you notes, find out which guests will appear on upcoming episodes, or hear show information. which would you like? >> jimmy: alexa, play monologue. thank you. it's going to be fun tonight. well here's what people are talking about. isn't that bizarre? that's pretty cool, right? all right, alexa, stop. [ cheers and applause ] alexa, stop! alexa, stop! alexa, stop. alexa, stop. alexa, stop. yeah. you've got to be commanding. >> steve: yeah, you've got to be commanding. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you gotta get in there -- >> steve: like cesar milan when he talks to dogs. you've got to be number one. >> jimmy: you've got to show the machine who's boss, man. >> steve: yeah, you're the boss man. >> jimmy: thank you, man. >> steve: oh, you're the boss. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. yeah, exactly. >> steve: you're number one. >> jimmy: and i'm -- thank you man. [ light laughter ] but we put a few easter eggs in there too. alexa, ask "the tonight show" how do you spell sara? >> s-a-r-a with no "h" because
h's are ew. >> jimmy: there you go. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: stop. we're good. >> okay. [ applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. anyways, if you have an echo show, just check out and enable our new video "tonight show" skill. it's very, very cool. guys -- [ cheers and applause ] stick around. we'll be back with more of "the tonight show." come on back everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ a world without accidents. for the future: to get there, we're advancing safety technology. designed not only to automatically brake but also actively steer... ...this is the most sophisticated lexus safety system ever. and a preview of what's to come. experience driver-first innovation.
experience amazing. when i walked through a snowthat's when i knewtte, i had to quit. for real this time. that's why i'm using nicorette. only nicorette gum has patented dual-coated technology for great taste plus intense craving relief. every great why needs a great how. not for me, for you. aveeno® positively radiant 60 second in-shower facial. works with steam to reveal glowing skin in just one minute. aveeno® naturally beautiful results® lips lose natural color lackluster lips? don't think so. over time. chapstick total hydration moisture + tint. our 100% natural moisturizing formulas
enhance your natural lip color. chapstick. put your lips first. directv has been rated #1 in customer satisfaction over cable for 17 years running. but some people still like cable. just like some people like banging their head on a low ceiling. drinking spoiled milk. camping in poison ivy. getting a papercut. and having their arm trapped in a vending machine. but for everyone else, there's directv. for #1 rated customer satisfaction over cable switch to directv. call 1-800-directv.
♪ hold me closer and i feel no pain every beat of my heart we got something going on ♪ ♪ tender love is blind it requires a dedication all this love we feel ♪ ♪ needs no conversation we ride it together ah ha making love ♪ ♪ with each other ah ha islands in the stream that is what we are ♪ ♪ no one in between how can we be wrong sail away with me to another world ♪ ♪ and we rely on each other ah ha from one lover to another ah ha ♪ >> jimmy: take it, dolly. ♪ i can't live without you if the love was gone everything is nothing
if you got no one ♪ ♪ and you walk in the night slowly losing sight of the real thing but that won't happen ♪ ♪ to us and we got no doubt too deep in love and we got no way out ♪ ♪ and the message is clear this could be the year for the real thing no more will you cry ♪ ♪ baby i will hurt you never we start and end as one in love forever we can ride it together ♪ ♪ ah ha making love with each other ah ha islands in the stream ♪ ♪ that is what we are no one in between how can we be wrong sail away with me ♪ ♪ to another world
and we rely on each other ah ha from one lover to another ♪ ♪ ah ha ♪ [ cheers and applause ] sarah is a fifth-grade teacher. when it comes to molding young minds, nobody does it better. she also builds her own fighting robots. destroy. but when it comes to mortgages, she's less confident. fortunately for sarah, there's rocket mortgage by quicken loans. it's simple, so she can understand the details and be sure she's getting the right mortgage. apply simply. understand fully. mortgage confidently. (whispering dad) trust me, we are going viral.ing to work? (kids laughing) (whispering mom) lets send in max. (kids) max! max!
you stand out in a crowd. and are pulled together. you follow your own lead and show your strength. always comfortable in your own skin. we see what makes you unique. so we have something for everyone, at a price that's just right for you. maxx you. maxx life. t.j.maxx ♪ ("break my bones" by john taylor) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ while other insurance companies just see a truck, state farm sees something you've worked really hard for. so why not give it the protection it deserves. state farm.
remember 2007? smartphones? o m g ten years later, nothing's really changed. it's time to snap out of it. hello moto. snap on a jbl speaker. put a 70" screen on a wall. get a 10x optical zoom. get excited world. hello moto. moto is here. the new moto z with motomods. buy the new moto z and you'll get a free projector mod.
political party. she has two new -- sure, you can clap. go for it. she has -- [ cheers and applause ] she has two new books out, a a lovely children's book called "it takes a village" based on her book as well as a a recollection of the 2 2016 election entitled "what happened." please give a warm "tonight show" welcome to hillary rodham clinton, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh my goodness. >> yay! yay, yay, yay. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. thank you for -- >> can we do that again? >> jimmy: i know, right? it feels good.
>> it's so energizing. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: no, no, no -- joking, joking. joking, joking. thank you for being here. we have two books to talk about. "it takes a village," and then also "what happened." i noticed "what happened." let's start with this one. there's no question mark. >> there is no question mark. right. >> jimmy: so it's not, like, what happened? >> yeah, and there's no exclamation point either. >> jimmy: that's true, yeah. so it's up to the reader to really say, but this is your recollection of what happened. >> that's exactly right, jimmy. you know, it's my best effort to kind of pull the curtain back, invite people in to see what happened from my perspective, and to talk about, you know, the thingmm$at i didn't get right, and the other stuff that was going on at the same time. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. it's not a book just saying, like, oh, this went wrong. it's about what could go wrong, also -- >> i think that's a really important point about the book. some things will never happen again, but unfortunately, other stuff is still happening, and could keep happening, like the
russian interference, for example. like voter suppression, trying to keep young people, and african-americans, and others from voting. so, i want people to read it, and to know it's a kind of a a very personal look, and it's a story of resilience on the part of what i went through, but also other people have told me i've been doing all these book signings, and i've talked to thousands of people that, you know, it was important to them personally, and then to take lessons so that we can protect our country. >> jimmy: can we go to -- talk about election night. >> oh. >> jimmy: sorry. [ laughter ] i have to. i have to bring -- i mean, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: again no spoilers, but the end -- you won't even believe the end of this book. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you really -- >> yeah, i'm still scratching my head. >> jimmy: you're there election night, and you just have to be, just, in a bad place. i mean just got to be. >> well, i -- it didn't start out that way. >> jimmy: did you know, did you have any intel at all? >> no. no. i mean, that's one of the big mysteries about this election
is that the information that i had was not just from my campaign, but from so many different sources. obviously, different campaigns, and candidates, and the press, and others, and so when the first returns started coming in, and we heard that it wasn't going well for us in florida, and north carolina, you know, it was worrying, but not definitive because there are a a number of different ways to get to the votes you need in the electoral college, but then by, you know, the end of the night, by midnight, and we saw what was happening in pennsylvania, michigan, and so, it was a really tough night.
>> jimmy: do you think, like, if you were up against a a different republican, would you have felt different? >> i would have. i would have. yeah, i thought about that a a lot. you know, look, if i had lost to another republican, somebody who i disagreed with, but who i thought was temperamentally capable of being president, who would take the job, and the awesome responsibility seriously, of course i'd be disappointed, but i wouldn't be so worried about my country, and the world as i am now when i see what's going on every single day. >> jimmy: and every single day, it really is a new thing where you go, i can't believe this is happening now. >> yeah. yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: are you kind of, you know, going, i would -- i would do this differently. >> well, you can't help, but think about that, and you know recently, with the hurricanes, and particularly the damage in the virgin islands and in puerto rico, you know, i was right in the middle of our government responding to the horrible effects of the earthquakes in haiti, so i knew what we're capable of doing, and you know, i waited because i thought they don't need me saying, hey, send naval assets,
i tweeted at the president, and the secretary of defense, and the defense department, and i basically, you know, implored them to send naval assets, including the hospital ship, and it took a few more days, and then finally they did. i mean, there's just -- it's hard to figure out, you know, what are the priorities if 3.5 million americans, and puerto ricans are americans, let's make sure people remember that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: absolutely. >> you know, if they aren't -- if they aren't the highest priority of your government in responding to such a terrible natural disaster, what are you -- what are you people spending your time doing, right? golfing, tweeting, watching cable tv? i mean, find some time to tell
the navy to get down there, and rescue people, and provide food, and provisions, and medical care. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and the only way to get his attention is to tweet at him? >> well, i suppose i could go on some of the tv shows he watches. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> but, you know, look, i think tweeting helps. you know, he tweeted against my book. >> jimmy: i saw that. he tweeted against your book. >> yeah, the "what happened" book. >> jimmy: yeah. and you said? >> yeah. well, hi, i've got another book, a children's book. maybe you'll read that one. [ cheers and applause ] also, it's a story of cooperation, and community building, and you know, helping our kids really value diversity, and work together. i think that's a pretty good american message. >> jimmy: yeah. it could actually help. [ cheers and applause ] i'm happy to see you smiling because i got to tell you that i just think you've dedicated
your whole life to this country, and i want to thank you for doing that, and i just -- for just everything you've done. i mean, you're in the history books forever. >> well, look, it's been a a privilege for me to make a a small contribution, and you know, personally as i write in the book, i mean, look guys, i took a lot of walks in the woods. i spent a lot of time cleaning closets, and playing with my dogs. i drank my share of chardonnay. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean, i did what i thought would help in kind of overcoming the personal disappointment, but that's why i say it is a book about resilience. everybody has disappointments, and losses. you know? >> jimmy: sure, absolutely. >> and you may not lose a a presidential election, but you know you may lose somebody close to you. you may lose a job you want. there's all kinds of challenges in life, and so i want not only individuals, and so many of them as they're are coming to my events are telling me that it has helped them, but i want our country to understand how resilient we are.
you know, we are such an extraordinary collection of people, and energy, and all sorts of great potential, and i don't want people to get depressed, and worn out, and tired because they see things they disagree with that are contrary to who we are, you know, there's something for everybody to do. it may -- it may just be in your own family, or community, or school, or business, or whatever, but there's something for everybody to contribute. >> jimmy: did you see "saturday night live" at all? kate mckinnon. >> oh, my gosh. yeah. that was a -- that was a tear jerker. >> jimmy: it was. did you -- >> yeah. i mean, i write about it in the book because, you know, i didn't have any idea what to expect, and when kate mckinnon, who is actually a better me than i am, to be honest, really. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you know? >> jimmy: i'm sure she'd appreciate that. i don't know about -- >> i wish i had her talent. she's just an amazing person, and she sat there playing
"hallelujah." that was hard. that was really hard, and then, you know, the other skit that she did, you know, showing some of my warnings, like be careful what he will do, he will kill us all, and all of that, you know, that -- that was not as funny, but it -- it was also very touching. >> jimmy: and what do you think of alec's trump? >> i think it's amazing. yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. >> you know, and he keeps saying he's not going to keep doing it, but i'm glad he is, because, i mean he's got the expression, and the body language. [ applause ] all of those things. perfect. >> jimmy: you're still going to be out there doing stuff. >> absolutely. you know, this book tour is of course something that i am really glad to be doing, but i find my interactions with literally now the thousands of people that i've shaken hands with, i've signed a book for, i've spoken at an event, to be
so, you know, reinforcing, and i am going to keep speaking out. i've got the freedom to do that. i'm not running for anything. i can talk about what is at stake in these -- [ applause ] different decisions that are being made. you know, i write about, you know, taking on the nra in the election. [ applause ] and i -- and i write about these remarkable, extraordinary people who lost loved ones, the mothers of the movement who lost children, the parents from sandy hook whose 6-year-olds were murdered, the incredible gabby giffords and her husband, mark, because i can't believe that one whole political party in the greatest country on earth is totally sold to the gun lobby, and will do whatever they are ordered to do, despite
the loss of life. i mean, one of the first things that, you know, trump signed as president was to reverse president obama's order that people with, you know, serious mental health problems should not be able to buy guns, and so he signed it, and aren't you happy that people we already know who have mental health problems can now buy guns. i mean, this makes no sense, and the vast majority of americans, and the vast majority of gun owners know we need common sense gun safety measures, so i'm going to keep fighting for it. keep speaking out about it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we need you to keep going. we need you to do it. >> oh, i am. i am. >> jimmy: more with hillary rodham clinton after the break, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
hey grandpa. hey, kid. really good to see you. you too. you tell grandma you were going fishing again? maybe. (vo) the best things in life keep going. that's why i got a subaru, too. introducing the all-new crosstrek. love is out there. find it in a subaru crosstrek. ♪ that one. this. ♪ ♪ most people think doilies and cabbage roses.aper, we wanted to make wallpaper cool again.
one of the greatest challenges of running a small business is having to do a little bit of everything. office 365 really lets us collaborate in real time. once a client sees a 3d rendering, they get it. who knew there would be so much math with wallpaper? the math feature is so amazing. love, love, love teams. it simplifies communication from everywhere. it makes our 10-person company feel like 50. i like that math. so, verizon and google have teamed up on the pixel 2. it's a match made in tech heaven. it's like verizon is the oil and google is the balsamic. no, actually they separate into a suspension. it's more like the google pixel 2 is the unlimited storage. and verizon is the best unlimited plan. what if it's like h2 and o? yeah. that's right. i had a feeling that would score with you guys. good meeting. (avo) when you really, really want the best get the pixel 2 for up to $300 off on google's exclusive wireless partner, verizon. when you ache and haven't you're not you. tylenol® pm relieves pain
and helps you fall fast asleep and stay asleep. we give you a better night. you're a better you all day. tylenol®. ♪ get on up, mama. ♪ get on up. ♪ do what you want. ♪ do you want, let the record hop. ♪ degree motionsense. ultimate freshness... with every move. the more you move, the more it works. degree, it won't let you down. joeyhe's got unique features that make him different than - say - a shih tzu or a yorkie and definitely different than this german shephard. hey, big guy! that's why at petsmart we carry royal canin breed health nutrition formulas. tailored nutrition and uniquely designed kibble for their specific needs. now spend $50 on royal canin and save $10 on your next purchase and when you buy any bag of dog or cat food we give a meal to a pet in need. petsmart - for the love of pets.
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show," everybody! we are here with hillary rodham clinton. [ cheers and applause ] she has two new books out, "what happened," and "it takes a village." i -- i always bring this up to you, 'cause last -- i talked to you probably, well, got to be four years ago when i had my first baby. i said, any advice? and you said, read. >> yeah. >> jimmy: read, read, read, even before they know how to read or even just whatever you have -- the baby, read to them and teach them books and i -- i did. and i -- i read to them all the time. teach them books. i read -- read them books. but i read well. [ laughter ] i read good. and i did do that, and now they absolutely love books. >> yeah. i'm so glad you brought that up, because i remember that conversation, you were so sweet about becoming a dad, and look, you build their vocabulary.
you literally build brain cells by talking, reading, and singing, you can, you know, obviously build that vocabulary by all three of those, and reading builds that experience. it's a real bonding experience with your babies. >> jimmy: love it. i do it every -- >> yeah, i know. >> jimmy: it's a great book. >> and the illustrations. this extraordinary illustrator. >> jimmy: who is it? >> marla frazee. honestly she has made the book and a little kid came up to me. i was in brooklyn doing a book signing and he came up and he said, "i read the book." he was, like, 6, right? i said, "oh, so, what did you think?" he said, "i liked it." i said, "what did you like best?" he goes, "i like that they built a playground." and i said, "well, you know, isn't that a good thing that people work together?" "yes. and it looks like a good playground." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the best -- was the playground. >> he was so adorable. the playground. yeah. >> jimmy: it's those little things that keep them come back and wanting to read more and they find different things and so many things to point and
look at. >> i know. >> jimmy: and obviously, it worked out for you because your daughter, chelsea, is a a fantastic person, i got to say -- you got to be -- [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: she's been on the show. you must be proud of chelsea. >> oh, i mean, beyond words. i always have been, but i have to say, the greatest pleasure is watching her be a mom, and you know, watching her take care of her son and daughter and read to them and play with them, and it's -- it just lights me up. i mean, it's one of the -- one of the best parts of my life right now is that i get to spend all this time with them which i really, you know, treasure, so. >> jimmy: well, you've inspired so many people around the country, including many right here on our staff at "the tonight show." i know that our female writers, in particular, are big fans of yours, and they wanted to thank you in person. so if you don't mind, is it cool if they write out some thank you notes? right now. >> oh, i love your thank you notes actually. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's bring out our first writer, taryn. would you like to come out, taryn? hey, thanks pal, i appreciate
it, thanks. >> hi. how are you? >> good. how are you? >> i'm great. >> james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? >> jimmy: good job, taryn. ♪ >> thank you. >> jimmy: too good. ♪ >> thank you, hillary clinton, for being the first female presidential candidate nominated by a major party and also the first female senator of new york and also the first first lady to transcend first lady hood to become secretary of state. i guess what i'm trying to say is, thank you, hillary clinton, for being the hillary clinton of american politics. [ cheers and applause ] >> wow, thank you, that's so nice. thank you. >> jimmy: come on over, jazz. jasmine. >> wow, oh my gosh. hi. >> hi. ♪ >> thank you, hillary clinton, for handling this difficult transition with more grace than i ever could have imagined. that being said, call me day or night and i will be there with
a gallon of ice cream and two spoons to tell you, "girl, you are so much better than him." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> you may get the call. >> i will be there. >> jimmy: jo, jo. this is jo. >> hi. >> hi. >> nice to meet you. >> good to meet you. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> thank you, hillary, for all the work you've done for public health care. ever since the election, i've really depended on my government-subsidized anti-anxiety medication. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you, jo. marina. ♪ >> thank you, hillary, for remaining strong and showing poise before, during, and especially after the election. you taught me that when dealing with a difficult defeat, it's okay to take time to reflect, set your focus on a new path forward, and maybe find a cave
in the woods to scream into. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] nothing wrong with that. [ applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: nothing wrong with a a good cave in the woods. caroline. caroline. ♪ >> thank you, hillary, for always sticking to the issues, even as people criticized you for superficial things like your hair, your wardrobe, and your appearance. you showed girls everywhere that politics isn't a a popularity contest, because if it were, you would have won by about 3 million votes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: becky! hey, becky. ♪ >> thank you, hillary clinton. i was with her. i'm still with her. and right now, i literally am with her. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] can i take a selfie? >> yes, of course, of course! >> jimmy: oh, becky don't do this. she's taking a selfie. all right, take a selfie. [ laughter ]
>> that's great. >> jimmy: albertina. >> hello. >> hi. ♪ >> thank you, hillary clinton, for being someone i continue to admire and look up to and for standing up to critics who said that a woman couldn't be president because they'd be too emotional, impulsive, and unpredictable. so glad we didn't end up with that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, albertina. hillary, we also have someone else who wants to thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh! hey! >> jimmy: this is fantastic, yes. ♪ >> thank you, hil -- thank you, hillary, for being a constant beacon of strength, hope, and determination for me and
millions of other young women. you've been a role model and an inspiration and the voice of reason in uncertain times. i could go on and on, but i'd like to get right to the point. can i give you a hug? >> yes, yes! [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, yes, yes. [ applause ] >> oh my gosh. this is like -- >> jimmy: i know. >> i've been wanting to do that. >> since we're writing thank you notes, could i write one too? would that be okay? >> jimmy: of course, please. yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, my goodness. oh, this is -- yeah, wow. this is pretty amazing. okay. ♪ >> jimmy: james? >> thank you, miley, "the tonight show" writers, and
all of the women and young girls out there. you are smart, strong, and deserving of every opportunity. together, we've made our voices heard, we've done great things, and we've come a long way. but as miley would say, we can't stop, and we won't stop. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, everyone. our thanks to hillary rodham clinton! [ cheers and applause ] we have got a special performance from miley cyrus after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
but also actively steer... not only to automatically brake ...we're getting closer to our ultimate goal: a world without accidents. experience driver-first innovation. experience amazing. fortified.tored. replenished. emerge everyday with emergen-c packed with b vitamins, antioxidants, electrolytes plus more vitamin c than 10 oranges. why not feel this good everyday? emerge and see. hey honey, good.as practice? must've been hot out there today, huh? yeah. yeah. why don't you go put that stuff in the laundry room right now?
ok. do your athletes bring home big odors? tide sport is super concentrated to beat even... ...the toughest stains and odors. hey, buddy! hey. woo! somebody ran laps. yup the new tide sport collection. it's got to be tide. my advice for looking get your beauty sleep. and use aveeno® absolutely ageless® night cream with active naturals® blackberry complex. younger looking skin can start today. absolutely ageless® from aveeno®. which one of you the cheetos snacks? okay, i've given you guys a chance to confess. this little baby can detect trace amounts of cheetos dust. whaaaaat? gloria? kids? [meow]
when did we get a cat? dangerously cheesy. 'saved money on motorcycle insurance with geico. goin' up the country. later, gary' i have a motorcycle! wonderful. ♪ ♪ i'm goin' up the country, baby don't you wanna go? ♪ ♪ i'm goin' up the country, baby don't you wanna go? ♪ geico motorcycle, great rates for great rides. mom'#stuffynosecold #nosleep #mouthbreather just put on a breathe right strip it instantly opens your nose... up to 38% more than cold medicine alone
go to breatheright.com today to request a free sample. but also actively steer... not only to automatically brake ...we're getting closer to our ultimate goal: a world without accidents. experience driver-first innovation. experience amazing. t-mobile's unlimited now includes netflix on us. that's right. netflix on us. get 4 unlimited lines for just $40 bucks each. taxes and fees included. and now netflix included. so go ahead. binge on us. another reason why t-mobile is america's best unlimited network.
we can now repair complex at saortic aneurysmsare, without invasive surgery. if we can do that, imagine what we can do for varicose veins. and if we can precisely treat eye cancer with minimal damage to the rest of the eye, imagine what we can do for glaucoma, even cataracts. if we can use dna to diagnose the rarest of diseases, imagine what we can do for the conditions that affect us all.
imagine what we can do for you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she has got a great new album out called "younger now", and you can catch her on "the voice" on monday and tuesday nights here on nbc. performing "these boots are made for walking," give it up for miley cyrus! [ cheers and applause ] >> get on up everybody! this is for you mrs. hillary rodham clinton. ♪ ♪ you keep saying you got something for me
something you call love but confess ♪ ♪ you've been messing where you shouldn't have been messing and now someone else is getting all your best ♪ ♪ these boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do one of these days ♪ ♪ these boots are going to walk all over you ♪ ♪ ♪ you keep lying when you ought to be truthing be truthing hey be truthing ♪ ♪ you keep losing when you ought to not bet you keep saming when you ought to be changing ♪ ♪ now what's right is right but you ain't been right yet ♪
♪ these boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do one of these days ♪ ♪ these boots are going to walk all over you ♪ ♪ ♪ you keep playing where you shouldn't be playing and you keep thinking that you'll never get burnt ♪ ♪ i just found me a brand new box of matches yeah and what he knows you ain't had time to learn ♪ ♪ these boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do one of these days ♪ ♪ these boots are going to walk all over you ♪ ♪ ♪ are you ready boots
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to hillary rodham clinton, miley cyrus! [ cheers and applause ] the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] happy birthday, damon. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- sofia vergara, from "ghosted" actor and comedian, craig robinson, star of "difficult people" actress and comedian, julie klausner, featuring the 8g band with gregg bissonette. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. twitter announced yesterday it will be increasing its character limit from 140 to 280 characters per tweet, on a trial basis. so we're now officially at war with at leat