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the weekend, florence and the well, the roster is out for outside lands, the weekend, florence and the machine, future, and janet jackson, just a few of raj's favorites, among the artists slated to show up. the music festival takes place august 10th through 12th this year. ticket sales begin thursday. three-day passes are going for $375, and organizers say the show will sell out. it has for the past seven years. >> i'm there for janet jackson and the weekend. are we all going together? >> our media pass might work. >> we'll buy the tickets. thanks for joining us tonight. our next newscast, 4:30 in the morning with the latest. >> jimmy: guys, "the tonight show" is about to start right now. we have john krasinski on the show. his new movie, "a quiet place" is really, really scary. >> oh thanks. >> ahh! oh! >> jimmy: wait, why are you scared? >> i thought your john krasinski. >> no, that's john krasinski. >> jimmy: ah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in
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rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jiy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- john krasinski. abigail spencer. musical guest jade bird. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 842. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow! oh, my goodness, hot crowd! hot crowd tonight!
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welcome to the "tonight show," everybody! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. at first i want to say hello to everyone at home who is getting ready for bed, and to all of the students at villanova who are still drunk from last night. hey, guys! hey! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] sleep it off. sleep it off, that's right everybody. the ncaa tournament wrapped up last night with villanova coming out on top. and if you won your office march madness pool, congratulations, all of your co-workers hate you now. [ cheers and applause ] you're not supposed to win. but villanova really played great, they beat michigan 79-62. [ cheers ] i'm not saying villanova was cocky, but at halftime all five starters left for the nba. they already -- [ laughter ] they split, they already signed. they already got uniforms, everything. i saw that the philadelphia police greased up all of the street light poles -- in philly.
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and all around campus ahead of the game to try to stop people from climbing the poles. [ light laughter ] that's interesting, i didn't realize that police officers were the ones that had to do that, but -- here's what a few philly officers said about it before the game. this one said "in anticipation of fans getting rowdy, we're optimizing security, especially on the villanova campus." while this officer said, "i grease the poles." the light poles. i greased the poles real good. [ laughter and applause ] then the first officer said, "well, we'll monitor the streets throughout the game and close off areas we feel are vulnerable to disruptive activity." and this officer said, "i greased the poles. with crisco, butter, oil, whatever can lubricate a pole, i'm a pole-luber, i lube the poles." [ cheers and applause ] just stop talking. then we're good. let's get to some news this week. president trump has been
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sending angry tweets about amazon, for the way they run their business. and someone handed trump some bubble wrap from an amazon box and he forgot all about it. [ laughter and applause ] "oh, my god. oh, my god, this is amazing! can you hear it pop?" [ laughter ] but after trump attacked amazon on twitter, their stock fell by 5%. [ audience ohs ] it's all part of trump's plan to get amazon stock to match his approval rating. [ audience oohs ] [ laughter and applause ] i guess trump is claiming that amazon cost the u.s. postal service, too much money. trump loves the post office, except every time he licks a a stamp, he makes them sign a a nondisclosure agreement. so, you have to understand. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: hey-oh! hey! >> jimmy: you gotta be -- better to be safe than sorry. >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: "make it go away! [ light laughter ] just make it go away." i saw that later this month, trump will host japan's prime minister, shinzo abe at mar-a-lago. if you don't remember, abe is the guy who did this after shaking hands with trump. watch this.
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watch his face, yeah, he shook his hand, yeah. yeah. oh, boy. [ laughter and applause ] oh, ba-ba-ba-boy. all right, yeah. right, we got this over with? >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: uh! [ laughter ] >> steve: shinzo abe. >> jimmy: so trump doesn't want that to happen again. so he's been reading up on japanese culture to impress abe. he's even released a video. this is nice. take a look at this. >> being president of the united states, i've learned so much about japan. i can even use some of their most popular words. for example, "anime." i've fired several members of my cabinet, "an' i may" fire more. "sumo." i spoke to my lawyers and they said i can't afford to "sue mo' people" "udon." i tried to kiss melania but she said "ew, don." [ laughter ] and finally, "soba." my staffers say that working for me makes it hard to stay "soba'." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: isn't that nice, isn't that nice -- [ cheers and applause ] he's trying -- he's trying to learn. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i think it's great! >> steve: he's trying to learn. >> jimmy: i think that it's
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great. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i saw that six of trump's cabinet members have been questioned about improper spending. trump was shocked, he said, "i still have six cabinet members? how is that possible?" [ laughter and applause ] listen to this. a student at central michigan university performed cpr on a a squirrel that was found drowning in a campus pool. lhlh even more strange, as she was doing the cpr, the squirrel was winking at his friends. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, i read about an australian couple that put a a gopro on their dog instead of hiring a wedding photographer. [ light laughter ] in the end, he got great shots of everybody's crotch. it was fantastic. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight, give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for tuning in everybody. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. big news, we have a huge show coming up next week. on monday, we will have our first-ever co-host of the "tonight show," her new album, "invasion of privacy" is out on friday, april 6th, cardi b will be co-hosting the show with me. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] cardi b will co-host the show with me. [ trill ] [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. he directed, co-wrote and stars in the frightening horror movie, "a quiet place." john krasinski is stopping by. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's good. it is scary. >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: plus from the nbc series "timeless," abigail spencer is here. [ cheers and applause ] we love abigail. "timeless." and we got great music -- ah, if you're watching "the voice" tonight and you go, oh, that's great music. no, no, this is fantastic music. [ light laughter ]
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jade bird is here tonight, you guys. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is good stuff. you want to hear -- you want to hear a little bit? you guys want to hear a taste? >> steve: yeah, come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you want to hear jade bird? you want to hear jade bird right now? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: come on! no, play some! ♪ ♪ you used to tell me that love is a lottery and you got your numbers and you're betting on me ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you guys, we'll be right back with more of "tonight show" and freestylin' with the roots! come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ when steeeeak
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, we got a great show tonight. john krasinski, abigail spencer, and as i said before, jade bird is on the show tonight if you like good music. [ cheers and applause ] you want to hear a taste of "lottery"? i can give you a quick taste right now, you want to hear it? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's it. that's all you got. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you get the real one later on in the show. jade bird is here on the show. guys, as -- i always say this. we -- first of all, welcome, i always say that. i say -- [ laughter ] but i always say that we're
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very lucky to have the greatest band in late night, the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] fan of the eagles! philadelphia's own the roots! but it isn't always fun and games here. this is a business, it's a a show. it's not a show of friendship. it's a show of business. [ light laughter ] i always say that, too. and so from time to time -- in fact i say that more than "welcome" to you guys. i say this is show business. [ laughter ] but we -- from time to time we put the roots to the test. we pick people from our audience, they're a great audience. and we have the roots make up songs about them on the spot. this is not planned, this is real. it is time for "freestylin' with the roots." here we go! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ time to freestyle with the roots ♪ >> jimmy: outrageous! outrageous!
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we have not met before. we have not met before. roots, you ready to do this? [ cheers and applause ] all right. let's pick someone. here we go. there you go. there you go. there you go. all right. i picked you because you were not raising your hand. here we go -- [ laughter ] what is your name? >> jonathan. >> jimmy: jonathan, e-n or a-n? >> a-n. >> jimmy: a-n. jonathan, where you from? >> connecticut. >> jimmy: hey, i love connecticut. what part of connecticut? >> norwalk. >> jimmy: norwalk, connecticut? very good. very good. easter was this past weekend. lot of people got easter baskets filled with candy. what's your favorite type of candy? >> chocolate. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's just -- general, in general, chocolate? >> yup. >> jimmy: like chocolate bars? chocolate -- kisses? anything chocolate -- candy? [ laughter ] like, anything chocolate? >> i like snickers. >> jimmy: there you go. [ light laughter ] chocolate or -- you're kind of snickering now. [ laughter ] i can see why you like snickers.
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guys, we got our pal jonathan here, that is with an a-n. he's from connecticut and his favorite type of candy is chocolate. in parenthesis -- [ laughter ] he likes -- snickers! oh, anyway! [ laughter ] for this first one, the weeknd has the number one album on itunes. so, roots, can you do a a weeknd-style song? for jonathan? ready for this one? oh, this is going to be good. ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ yeah ooh jimmy picked jonathan because he wasn't raising his hand ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ he's from norwalk connecticut his name is an a-n otherwise it ends in e-n ♪
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[ laughter ] ♪ and he loves to get easter candy but he prefers to keep a snickers handy ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's his favorite one by far ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: nice to meet you. thank you for being here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you, roots, thank you, jonathan. who else? [ cheers and applause ] who wants the roots to write a a song about them? who wants the roots to write a a song about -- come on. maybe. yeah, there you go. again, i'm just picking people that aren't raising their hands. what is -- [ laughter ] what is your name? >> wayne. >> jimmy: all right, good, wayne. wayne, it is raining here in new york city today. what do you do when it's raining? you wear galoshes, obviously? do you carry an umbrella? >> absolutely. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what color umbrella?
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>> black. >> jimmy: wow. cool. is that like your color, black? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay, good, yeah. a black -- [ laughter ] a black umbrella. do you wear, like, galoshes and stuff? do you wear a slicker? >> we're here from atlanta. so i would have to wear my daughter's boots. [ laughter ] i brought -- >> jimmy: that's what you do in atlanta? i've only been to atlanta a a couple of times. [ laughter ] is that what you do there, if it rains, you wear your daughter's boots? enough said. wayne, we're good. [ laughter ] we never have to see each other again. this is good. this is perfect. you just embarrassed your daughter. it's fine. that's what dads are supposed to do. so you're outside, it's raining, you have your black umbrella, you're wearing your daughter's boots. you -- [ laughter ] what do you say to somebody if you bump into them on the subway, what do you say? you go -- >> hi! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is just -- that is perfect. that's -- [ laughter ] that's about when you get handcuffed, right there. [ laughter ] so -- guys, we have our pal, wayne, here. of course he wears everything,
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he wears the slicker, he wears his daughter's boots -- [ laughter ] he has an umbrella and it's, of course, a black umbrella. he's mr. cool right here, it's wayne. and when he's bumping into anyone when it's raining here in new york city, he goes, "hi." [ laughter ] so, roots, for this one now, hall & oates, you know we love 'em so much. they just released a new song. can you guys do a fun hall & oates kind of song? a little philadelphia love there? oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. that was great. ♪ ♪ oh well wayne he's a fella absolutely with the black umbrella ♪ ♪ how you doing that's my man jimmy and we're the roots and when walking around ♪ ♪ and it's raining could say the tide is high he likes to say hi i'm in my daughter's boots ♪ ♪ wayne you know you ooh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you buddy, i appreciate it. let me cross through here. do you mind if i cross over here? excuse me for a second. hey, nice to meet you. how you guys doing, how are you? nice to see you, pal. hey, how you doing. nice to see you. excuse me, hey, how are you? nice to see you. hey. black umbrella, yeah, i got it. you got to meet wayne, he's awesome. hey, guys. nice to see you. hey, how are you, pal? oh, this side of the room -- [ cheers and applause ] finally this side of the room, who wants the roots to do a a song about them? you right there? [ cheers and applause ] how you doing? >> oh, my god, i'm great, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm great. >> oh! [ laughter ] woo woo woo! >> jimmy: what is -- [ laughter ] what is your name? >> megan meyer. >> jimmy: oh, megan meyer. full name, i love it. megan meyer. >> yeah. >> jimmy: great name. >> thank you. >> jimmy: meghan, john krasinski is on the show tonight. his movie, "a quiet place," very, very scary. what is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
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>> i mean "annabelle" is up -- oh, no, no, no. the new "it" was pretty scary. the new "it" one. >> jimmy: the new "it." >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, the new "it" one. yeah, yeah. well, this going to be -- >> it will be the new "it." >> jimmy: yeah, what was the scariest part of that movie? >> i mean just like the clown thing in general i feel, like, is a little scary. but there were a lot of parts that i just -- i don't think when things pop out. >> jimmy: you don't like anything to pop out at you? >> no. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] >> i'm just like -- >> jimmy: anything that pops out you go -- >> i'm like, "no thanks." i just walk away. >> jimmy: you say, "no, thank you." >> yep. >> jimmy: and walk away. >> haunted houses -- [ laughter ] haunted houses, i just yell right back. >> jimmy: you walk out of them -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: you yell right back and go, "no, thanks." >> no. >> jimmy: walk away. >> gone. >> jimmy: and then wayne goes, "hi." >> yep. [ laughter ] >> that happened last week. >> jimmy: it did, yeah. guys, we have megan meyer. the scariest movie she's seen is the new "it." and it was scary because any time anything popped out at her she was like, "no, thanks, bye." [ laughter ] for this last one, metallica is on their world tour right now. can you guys -- can the roots do a metallica-style song? for megan meyer?
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♪ ♪ megan meyer walked up to me talk about a horror movie you think the scariest ♪ ♪ one she's seen is it megan meyer she told me truly ♪ ♪ that the reason that horror movie is so frightening when things pop out ♪ ♪ she's oh so scared megan meyer ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ megan meyer >> jimmy: that was great! thanks to these guys. thanks to the roots! we'll be right back with john krasinski, everybody. thank you, megan. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> reporter: our first guest tonight does it all, he directed, co-wrote and stars in the scary new movie, "a quiet place," which hits theaters this friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome john krasinski! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they love you, we love you. thank you for being here. thank you for coming back to
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the show. we love having you on. >> i came back for that. >> jimmy: i know and you got it. well, you got that -- >> that's the most action i've had in a while. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's not. welcome back to the show. >> so good to be back. >> jimmy: we love having you here, buddy. you are actually now officially a new yorker. >> i am. >> jimmy: you moved back. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes. yes. >> jimmy: i mean -- it's official. >> i love it. it is official. >> jimmy: does it feel good, do you like being a new yorker? >> oh, god, it feels so good. you walk outside and it just -- the world starts right away. for your kids, they have breakfast and they go out and within a block they're like playing checkers in the park, or something like that. [ laughter ] my kids are 42. >> jimmy: oh, wow, congratulations on that. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. did you ever have like a -- ever like a "welcome to new york" moment where you go, "well, that happened." >> yeah, everybody does, right? >> jimmy: of course. >> i had mine a long time ago actually. it was probably, i'm ancient, it was like 20 years ago -- i was an intern right here at 30 rock. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that's right. >> yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] that's all i wanted to say, thanks so much, everybody! >> jimmy: there he is, john krasinski, every -- [ cheers and applause ] >> and i was going out to have lunch and i was young and i was ignorant so i was wearing a a red sox jersey. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> and -- i still do. i'm still ignorant.
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>> jimmy: all right. [ laughter ] >> i was wearing a a nomar garciaparra jersey. >> jimmy: nomar! >> nomar! >> jimmy: nomar! yeah. >> i got out of the glass doors, took a left and i was walking along about to get lunch and just -- something hit me in the back of the head. [ laughter ] i was like, "oh, my god." >> jimmy: oh, no. >> and it was a full cream cheese bagel. [ laughter and applause ] and i look over to see who it was -- >> jimmy: not bad, not bad. >> it was a taxi going like 20 miles an hour. [ laughter ] and i couldn't be mad. a guy who was like, "oh --" and just like the trajectory to hit -- he must have been drafted after that -- i mean he was the most -- >> jimmy: yeah, i mean seriously, that's good aim. >> it was the most -- it was really good. >> jimmy: how are the girls doing? >> fantastic. >> jimmy: yeah? how old are they now? >> you know what it's like to have two girls. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i have daughters. >> jimmy: it's the best thing in the world. >> it is the best thing in the world. tea parties, hairbands, for me -- [ laughter ] it's not them. >> jimmy: no, yeah, exactly. and then they catch you -- they go, "daddy, can we play?" >> can i get in on that tea party? >> jimmy: yeah. do you do tea parties with the girls? >> i do, yeah. you know how everybody says like, "wow, my kid's really smart." we've so tried to not do that, 'cause everybody goes, "every kid is smart."
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>> jimmy: yeah. >> but i think my oldest daughter is like a jedi. [ laughter ] and it's like a manipulative, negative jedi because one day we were going over colors and she goes -- this is early on, like she was one and a half or something and she goes, "daddy, what's your favorite color?" and i said, "blue." and i knew her favorite color was blue and she went, "oh, your favorite color is purple?" and i went, "no, my favorite color is blue." and she went, "oh, your favorite color's purple. there's purple." [ laughter ] and i was like, "that's so weird --" and after two years now, i'm like, "my favorite color -- purple." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it actually worked, though? >> it worked! i totally -- now she hands me things and very sadly, like two weeks ago, she's like, "daddy, your favorite color can blue." and i went, "no, my favorite color is purple." [ laughter ] i was still -- i was still locked in. she's like, "dad, dad!" >> jimmy: she's making a block levitate around the -- teacup pours itself, yeah. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: and how -- how's your wife? the beautiful emily blunt. >> fantastic. >> jimmy: we love emily. we -- [ cheers and applause ] >> that reaction means i married up. and don't i know it. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> don't i know it. >> jimmy: i wouldn't say you married up, no. >> oh, no, no, no.
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>> jimmy: i think it's a a good -- >> please, they don't have to tell me, the customs agent in london did. [ laughter ] i don't know if you know, emily just shot a movie, it's a small indie called "mary poppins." [ cheers and applause ] i went to visit her all the time. i was shooting something else but i went almost every weekend and it was going great, the customs, whole experiences, whatever. >> jimmy: you got to get through customs. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. and then i hit this guy who's about my age and he looked like he was ready to get a little surly with me and he said, "it says here that you're an actor." and i said, "yeah." he said, "would i know you from anything?" [ light laughter ] i went, you know, we redid the uk version of "the office." strike one. [ laughter ] >> he's like, "oh -- oh -- you took what we did perfect." >> jimmy: "i hated that version!" [ laughter ] >> and then i said, "yeah." and he says, "who you visiting here?" i said, "my wife." and he says, "is she an actress?" i said, "yeah." he said, "would i know her?" i went, "i don't know, man, her name is emily blunt." he seriously goes, "you?" [ laughter and applause ] and i went, "yeah." and he goes, "you, you married emily blunt?" and i go, "yeah." and he goes like this, "okay, go, just go." [ laughter ]
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like the stamp was so hard. i was like -- >> jimmy: not breaking eye contact like following you out. you guys, more with john. we're going to talk about his new horror movie, "a quiet place." [ cheers and applause ] more "tonight show" after the break, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ one day your little guy's behind the wheel. ♪ ♪ it's okay, your mom side will find a way to deal. ♪ ♪ you built this business up from the ground. mmm. ♪ ♪ soon your retired side will pass it on down. ♪ ♪ every day brings something new. ♪ ♪ so much to look forward to. ♪ nationwide is on your side.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, we are here with john krasinski, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] the mastermind and star of "a quiet place" which hits theaters on friday. "a quiet place" -- >> yeah, you have to get quiet for it. >> let me tell you something, man. i watched it last night and i couldn't sleep afterwards. >> really? >> jimmy: it was frightening. and i was just thinking, why would a funny human being like you make such a scary, frightening movie like this? are you a fan of horror movies? >> oh, my god, never have been
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a fan of horror. i mean, i am now. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's true. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, it's scary. >> i am terrified of everything. and then i got really into horror directing this, so i'm now a huge fan. but basically what happened was, i was sent a script three weeks after having our second daughter. and so yes, it's a scary movie. but what was in it is a story about this family, trying to survive. what would it -- you know, what would you do for your kids? like, what extremes would you go to protect your kids? and i was such a wide-open vessel after having our second daughter that i was just like, "oh, my god. this is so good." [ laughter ] and so now, when people say like, "man, the movie's so scary," i'm like, "thank you so much." but the best compliment is when people come out and they said i never thought i would cry in a a horror movie. i'm like, "that's it! that's why i did it." >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, seriously, i was -- >> did you cry? >> jimmy: i did. well, of course i did. yeah, you know -- you know the scene. >> yeah, of course. >> jimmy: yeah, of course, man. can we set up the movie? or do you want me to set it up? i'll tell people what i think the movie's about. >> when you get it wrong, i'll do it. >> jimmy: great. [ laughter ] basically you live in a world where you, if anyone makes a a sound, any sound at all, you could be killed by some type of
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monster. >> that's right. that's pretty good. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. that's it. no, seriously, so it's -- >> yeah, it's a family who has to live quietly and you have to figure out why they're living quietly. >> jimmy: but, i mean, if when you have kids, you can't have them be quiet. >> no, that's the crazy thing about this movie is people have been leaving saying they went to the bathroom and, like, as soon as they turned on the faucet, they were like -- "no." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dude, seriously -- any sound, you think that someone's going to die in this movie and you're like -- >> on twitter, somebody said i got in and my boyfriend turned on the radio and she said, "are you nuts?" >> jimmy: "they're going to get is, man!" i told you last night, my review is that i had nothing to -- i had nothing to watch after to make me get out of this crazy. i was so -- >> so you were just in the -- >> jimmy: dude, i watched the rerun of "gilmore girls" just to get me through -- just to get me to a happy place. just to get me -- because, it -- and whoever designed this monster alien thing. >> yeah. that was me. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: see, that's what made me crazier and crazier. because i go, "who would think to do this type of crazy movie?"
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and i go, "it was written by john krasinski." i go, "ah, my god." i go, "and then he casts himself?" and -- [ laughter ] "he's starring in it, as well?" but it was just twisted. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and so good and it is moving as well. and then you cast your wife as your wife -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: in the movie, as well, and i go, "oh, we got to talk. [ laughter ] i mean, dude -- >> i just lay down on this couch and you're like -- >> jimmy: tell me everything, yeah. [ laughter ] what's it like directing your wife in a film? >> it's unbelievable. i could make a joke, but the truth is, we were so nervous the night before because we really wanted to do this. but you're nervous, you both have your own process and you're not sure if it's going to link up. you know, she's -- i think everybody thinks because we're actors we have the same experiences. it's actually completely opposite experiences because she's off in another country shooting something totally different with different people. so what i learned was i've learned actually was i've always been the biggest fan of hers, but not until you're in the room when she does what she does. do you know why she's so phenomenal. she's the most unbelievably talented person. powerful person. kindest person she makes everyone around her better. so, honestly, that was my experience, the best experience ever. i'm retiring is the whole point.
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[ laughter ] that's the point -- once i worked with her, i'm done. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i just want to quickly say i love my wife so much. i love you, nancy. you're the best, most powerful -- greatest person i've ever met. and -- >> when emily and i met it was love at first sight. >> jimmy: the experiences together -- [ talking over each other ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> oh, my god. we just connected in our brains. >> jimmy: i know we did. >> it was not the best. >> jimmy: a little brain connection there, yeah. >> it was so weird, it was great. >> jimmy: but the movie is frightening. [ laughter ] no, the movie is scary. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: but it does have touching moments. i don't want to spoil anything but, man, you know what scene emily is unbelievable.
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>> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know how you even act or prepare to act -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: act for that one scene. and maybe you've maybe seen the trailer -- it's the bathtub one. >> yeah, there's a bath tub scene that's super intense. and i'll also tell you this is how good she is. she does one take of that scene, that's it. one, that's all we need. and we were all so shocked, the crew was like this -- like holding the microphone and stuff. and then i call, "cut." and this is how professional my wife is. she goes, "does anybody know what they have for lunch?" [ laughter ] like, right after the most intense scene ever -- it's like, "cut." "woo, she has chicken?" >> jimmy: she is phenomenal. >> "is it like chicken or? [ laughter ] fajitas? oh, okay." >> jimmy: fajitas. i want to show a clip. here's john krasinski in "a quiet place." take a look at this. ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest stars on the popular series, "timeless," which airs sundays at 10:00 p.m. right here on nbc. please welcome abigail spencer! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: oh, it's good to see you, welcome back to the show. >> oh, my gosh. >> you look fantastic. >> oh, thank you. thank you so much. how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing fantastic. i'm doing great. >> yeah, good to see you. >> jimmy: i read this about you and is it true that you -- were you on "all my children"? >> oh yes, is that how you remember me? >> jimmy: yes, yes. i used to watch "all my children" with my mom growing up. >> did you really? yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, a lot of people watched those stories. it was my first job when i moved to new york. i moved here when i was 17 and it's like -- it's like boot camp for acting. and i felt like i kind of like got a handle on it except for there was one thing that i was just the worst at. >> jimmy: what? >> that long stare at the end of every scene. [ laughter ] where they like -- >> jimmy: oh, of course. >> where they like -- where it's like the cameras and -- i was so green, i had never been on camera before, so i, you know, i would finish the scene and they'd say, "okay, that was great." and then i'd walked and they're like, "no, no, no, come back. come back. you have to stay there." and i'm like, "for what?" they're like, "for the final moment." i'm like, "to do what?" "react!"
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>> jimmy: yeah, you just have to stare into the camera for five minutes, yeah. >> for like five minutes. for five minutes. yeah. >> jimmy: that's how you do it. could you give us a taste of it now? i mean, do you still -- if i gave you a line -- [ cheers and applause ] from a soap opera -- i give you like a random, generic soap opera line. >> a generic -- a fully generic soap opera line. >> jimmy: yes, which is a good camera to look into? that one? >> this one? >> jimmy: camera three? >> okay. >> jimmy: are you ready? >> okay. yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: i have shocking news. [ light laughter ] ♪ i am not the father of that baby. ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] oh, my god. wow! i mean, that is phenomenal. ♪ oh! that is how you do it. >> it's so -- it's so funny because this actress on the show pulled me aside and she was like, "all you have to do is just smell something weird
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at the end of every scene and you're golden." and i was like, "thank you?" like were she trying to help me or was she out to get me? we still don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, but did you take that advice? >> oh, i totally did and i still use it to this day. on my new show, "timeless." >> jimmy: exactly. congrats on "timeless," by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's a fantastic show. sundays 10:00 p.m. on nbc. you're basically going back in time to stop this guy from changing history. >> yeah, we've got this evil, ne'er-do-well, kind of organization called rittenhouse and they drop a sleeper agent in every time and we've got to go back and figure out what they're doing and try and stop them from whatever they're doing. but we're basically making a a new movie every single week -- >> jimmy: but look you get to wear fun outfits like this. i mean, look at that, come on. >> yes, look at that. >> jimmy: that's, come on -- >> derriere. >> jimmy: no, i mean the whole outfit. i mean how fun is that though, to be -- >> i mean the whole outfit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's really fun -- >> jimmy: what did you have to do in this scene, though? >> well, it's interesting because underneath that very tim burton, helena bonham carter get up. it's like 17 layers of clothing. and then they were like, "okay. and on our last night at 4:00 a.m. when we wrap, we want
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you to run through the alley in this costume." and i am the clumsiest person. like falling is like -- it follows me everywhere i go. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> oh -- so i'm super glad -- and i was like, "i can't run in this thing. have you seen -- i can barely walk in this thing. how do you expect me to run?" and they were like, "and action!" and then i just run like -- like gal godot, just like -- like leapt out of my body. just like perfect! >> jimmy: yes, "wonder woman!" yeah, you were going for it. >> "wonder woman" and they were like, "cut." and they were like, "that was perfect. that was amazing. do it again!" and i'm like, "ah! okay, fine." >> jimmy: "okay, yes, of course!" >> "action!" just running -- just like so like perfect both times. i made such a scene about like, "i can't run in this!" and i run perfectly. and then they were like, "okay, you're wrapped!" and so they put me in the van and i drive back to basecamp where all of our trailers are and i'm getting, you know, i'm like, "can you believe it? it was just perfect." and then i -- i'm getting out of the van and i guess my, the bottom of that very, you know, illustrious, skirt got caught on something in the van and i
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like lost my equilibrium and i literally like back-flopped onto the cement. it was like "alice in wonderland," just stripes and cheshire cat eyes, just like -- just like -- >> jimmy: cheshire cat eyes! [ laughter ] >> just like falling back and there was nothing i could grab on to. but luckily i had the 17 layers underneath me and it like caught my fall and everybody is running, they think maybe i had a concussion. and i'm just on the floor, no one can get me up, 'cause i'm laughing so hard. i start crying. 'cause i can't believe i did the running perfect and then i can't get out of the van. >> jimmy: it's like you're wearing a mattress. i mean, it's really like wearing -- just fall right back onto it. >> yeah, yeah, safety! >> jimmy: well we talked to the producers at "timeless" and we said, "are there any other clumsy moments that you have of abigail?" and they sent us a videotape of some of your finer -- moments that have never been seen on tv. >> no, i have not -- i have not seen these. >> jimmy: here's the video of several times that you've fallen on the set of "timeless." >> 72 times. >> jimmy: this is real.
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oh my goodness! [ laughter ] [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> all right! >> all right! [ cheers and applause ] oh, my god, that is a real thing. [ applause ] >> they love you. how great is that? come on. >> they can't insure me. they can't insure me. >> jimmy: you're so fun. is there anything set up for this season of "timeless"? >> oh, yeah, this is a great season because, you know, we got canceled actually and then brought back three days later. >> jimmy: yeah because you went back in time. >> back in time. >> jimmy: and changed the ratings, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i understand what you did, yeah. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, you know i did. >> jimmy: it is a great show. >> it is a great show and this season we're going back in time to meet people of color and women and lgbt stories. and i think it's really a a really important season. >> jimmy: oh, we love you. abigail spencer. [ cheers and applause ] let's take a look at this sundays episode of "timeless!" take a look at this.
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>> i figured salem would be creepy. i just thought there'd be more -- people. >> these are dangerous, paranoid times. the noisier the accusations got, the more people stayed inside. nobody wanted to be spotted near the woods where the made-up rituals were said to take place. >> the woods? where we are? great. >> you do realize that witches are not real, right? >> jimmy: abigail spencer, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "timeless" airs sunday at 10:00 p.m. on nbc. you can you come back any time. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: you're welcome. and we love you. jade bird performs for us next. stick around, everybody. abigail spencer! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: performing "lottery" off her forthcoming debut album, give it up for jade bird, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i was 19 and were you 23 and we stayed in number four ferdinand street ♪ ♪ we spent five talking bout our lives but we'd talked like that about a thousand times ♪ ♪ and i'm bored of all that you used to tell me that love is a lottery ♪ ♪ and you got your numbers and you're betting on me you used to say that love is a game ♪
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♪ but you got your numbers and you play it anyway i'll tell but a guy that i've been with ♪ ♪ and you ask how old is he and i laugh 26 nah but he's 30 ♪ ♪ how messed up is that oh, forget it he says i'm a jealous man ♪ ♪ and i don't want to talk about that you used to tell me that love is a lottery ♪ ♪ but you got your numbers and you're betting on me you used to say that love is a game ♪ ♪ but you got your numbers and you play it anyway are you still betting on me hold on ♪ ♪ my dear hold on real tight it's just a numbers game
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in my mind ♪ ♪ and we've been here a thousand times a thousand times a thousand ♪ ♪ you used to tell me that love is a lottery but you got your numbers and you're betting on me ♪ ♪ you used to say that love is a game but you got your numbers and you'll play it anyway ♪ ♪ are you still betting on me ♪ ♪ ♪ you used to tell me that love is a lottery but you got your numbers and you're betting on me ♪
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♪ you used to say that love is a game but you got your numbers ♪ ♪ and you'll play it anyway are you still betting on me ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! jade bird! [ cheers and applause ] that's how you do it right there, ladies and gentlemen. "lottery" is out now. my thanks to john krasinski, abigail spencer, jade bird! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, once again, ladies and gentlemen. thank you. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow, bye-bye, everybody! wow! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- emily blunt, from "atlanta" actress zazie beetz, comedian ryan reiss, featuring the 8g band with steve smith. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is late night. how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] lovely to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump said today that nobody's been tougher to russia than donald trump, and vladimir putin said, it's true, he's been a terrible employee. [ laughter ]


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