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piece of artwork. >> tomorrow morning 4:30 to 7:00. ooh. a beautiful live look in san francisco. now, did we clarify today is wednesday, tomorrow's thursday? >> yes. >> it's not friday tomorrow. >> it is not. unfortunately. look at this calendar here. it says seven-day forecast. 84 tomorrow for the high inland. that's really, really good. i think the biggest thing for the morning commute is the fog and low clouds. they'll be spreading more inland. so be ready for that. i don't think anybody's going to be complaining about the cool start in the morning with plenty of 50s and 60s. warming up a little bit this weekend. not too bad. great barbecue weather. >> hey, it's the labor day weekend. >> yeah. >> thanks for joining us at 11:00. have a great thursday. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from 30 rockefeller plaza here in new york city, it's "the tonighshow starring jimmy fallon."
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and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: looking good oh, my goodness. i feel the love. i feel the love. give it right back to you guys please welcome, welcome, welcome. please, welcome.ha a seat. enjoy yourself welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the "tonight show. you're here. you made it. you're watching at home. [ cheers and applause oh, you guys, it was a a beautiful weekend here in new york city. wasn't it. >> steve: oh, gorgeous >> jimmy: it was so nice the prison guards watching jeffrey epstein's cell left for hours to have a picnic >> steve: oh [ audience groans [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: a lot of epstein fans out there?
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yeah [ laughter ] but everybody's enjoying the weather. right nopresident trump is in new jersey on a 10-day vacation white house staffers were excited until they realized they got to spend ten days with mike pence [ light laughter ] who wants to alphabetize some memos? okay that's right, this is trump's august retreat or as he calls it, "my august re-tweet. [ laughter ] people close to trump say that he is spending most of his vacation tweeting, golfing, and watching tv. unlike when he's working, where he spends most of his time golfing, tweeting, and watching tv it's a different order [ cheers and applause but not only is trump on break, so is congress and the supreme court. it's probably not a good sign for our country that all three branches of government are on vacation, and no one can tell the difference [ light laughter ] it's like, everything's the same well, the trump administration is staying busy. today they announced a new rule that makes it harder for illegal immigrants to get green cards. yeah now the only way an immigrant
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can get a green card is by marrying trump [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> steve: oh [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: too soon >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: they thought about it >> steve: that's the one >> jimmy: they came right back you can do that. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: and this morning the white house also announced that they're taking away protections from endangered species. in response, the bald eagle living in trump's hair immediately went into hiding sad. [ laughter ] [ bird screech ] get back in there. [ laughter ] come on. come on boy. come on boy. come on. hit the landing. [ bird screech ] [ light laughter ] hit the landing. meanwhile, most of the democrats running for -- [ laughter ] excuse me for one second [ laughter ] well, back in iowa, kamala harris just debuted a a new campaign bus with her name on the side look at this thing >> steve: whoa >> jimmy: bill de blasio is riding in something similar but
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across the side it says greyhound. >> steve: oh [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: speaking of de blasio, he went to iowa for the state fair, but only 15 people showed up to his event. [ laughter ] 15 people. there's more moles in the whack-a-mole game at iowa state fair [ laughter ] i saw that another candidate, andrew yang, was also at the state fair here he is showing everyone he knows how to eat a turkey leg. [ laughter ] you eat it like an ice cream cone [ light laughter ] no, you don't. not at all no one does. in other news, it's already back to school season. and -- ♪ you know what that sound means, it's time for something you didn't expect to hear today. ♪ >> well a lawsuit has been filed against wayne newton accusing his pet monkey of a a vicious attack ♪ [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: i wasn't expecting wayne newton's monkey. i was not expecting that this is going viral. everybody is talking about this thing called the fish tube you guys know what i'm talking about? >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: it's used to help salmon get from one body of water to another check out the fish tube. ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's actually just been the same salmon they just keep shooting it back and forth. [ laughter ] let's do it one more time, gary come on, this is awesome [ laughter ] this isn't good, doctors say that a man suffered a collapsed lung after a night of intense karaoke. [ light laughter ] he's doing okay now but just to be safe they're warning people not to even bother trying lady gaga's part in "shallow. [ laughter ] ♪ in the shallow oh my goodness, call 911 and finally, you guys, i saw that today was national middle
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child day. [ cheers and applause and you could tell it was national middle child day, 'cause everyone forgot about it [ laughter ] we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: we have got a fun show tonight one of our friends, common is here tonight [ cheers and applause >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: we love common a lot going on we're going to play a game with him. it's going to be good. and also we have our pal, kate upton is here [ cheers and applause and we have a performance from common, featuring swizz beatz, tonight. >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: common's album "let love" right there, and i think tonight he's doing - "hercules" he's doing tonight. i love common.
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i love kate upton too. i mean, come on, she's the best [ cheers and applause she actually has a - she has a workout program that she's here -- we're going to talk about it's called "strong4me fitness." >> steve: oh >> jimmy: and i actually thought it would be fun to put her workout moves to the test and challenge her to an '80's aerobics dance challenge [ cheers and applause this is where she and i are going to try our best to match the moves from old '80's workout tapes. here, take a look at this. >> jimmy: hey guys, i'm here with kate upton and we're about to do an '80's aerobics dance challenge. [ cheers and applause are ready for this >> yeah. ♪ >> 1-2, to the right 1-2, to the right. >> jimmy: to the right >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: 1-2, to the right. never toe heel ♪ [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: it looks like you're getting confused >> hip hip. and give it a bow. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> wow >> jimmy: whoa >> shake your rump come on and move it. [ cheers and applause >> shake that gorgeous booty >> and do the funk >> monkey see and monkey do. that's all jazzercise is >> jimmy: this is an embarassment >> yeah. monkey see and monkey do that's all jazzercise is [ cheers and applause monkey see and monkey do >> jimmy: that's all jazzercise is ♪ >> jazz hands. jazz hands >> jimmy: you're nailing this.
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♪ wow! [ cheers and applause wow. [ cheers and applause i can't do this guy. ♪ >> here, i'll help you >> jimmy: it looks like it's working for him. he's in good shape ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> oh, my gosh ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: all right. that was great but - i think we know how to end this ♪ [ cheers and applause
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♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to kate upton [ cheers and applause stick around we'll be right back with common, everybody! come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ hey, who are you? oh, hey jeff, i'm a car thief... what?! i'm here to steal your car because, well, that's my job. what? what?? what?!
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[ laughter ] he is starring alongside melissa mccarthy, tiffany haddish, and elisabeth moss in the new movie, "the kitchen. he's also releasing his next album, "let love" on august 30th please help me welcome common, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> yes yes. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming back. well, we love you man. >> love. >> jimmy: thank you so much. you are having a great summer. big year you got the new album. you have a book. you have a movie and you just became a doctor >> yeah. i'm a doctor [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: now, this -- please. now let's explain this please. yeah
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>> okay. so, i attended florida a&m university historical black college and i left school my sophomore year to pursue my music career but went back to do the graduation speech this year and they honored me with an honorary doctorate i didn't know i was going to get it so, now everybody got call me doctor amir, you come on, man come on now, man, what's up? [ applause ] >> jimmy: of course you gotta do it. you have to. you have to. you have to. yeah, i'll do it, yeah you gng to call me doctor >> jimmy: yeah you got to be called doctor from now on. yeah, absolutely >> my mother -- my mother shut it down, actually. she was like, "look, dude, i'm a real doctor. so --" [ laughter >> jimmy: no she was like - >> you're not a doctor >> jimmy: "yeah, you're not going to do that here. i got to talk about -- i was giving your intro here and i'm going through all of these awards you won you won an emmy award. you grammy award and you won an oscar. you're one letter away from egot >> ooo, yeah >> jimmy: that's e-g-o, i mean -
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[ cheers and applause if a tony would come i'd be grateful i'm not going to turn it down. but, you know. [ laughter ] but my thing is to put -- anything i do i try to put heart and soul and my passion into it. the accolades that come, i'm grateful if they -- if they come you know, like, i'm super grateful to have the awards you named, but i want to put the passion in first >> jimmy: yeah i mean - [ cheers and applause that's why -- that's why you get those awards >> yeah. yeah >> jimmy: 'cause you're always -- you're always doing something different. always changing, always something -- and i think this is a good example. you're new record, "let love," a lot of good sounds on this and what's different about this album than the other albums? >> well, i think this album, because it was inspired by my book, i kind of went to subject matters that i normally wouldn't talk about. i'm talking about therapy -- >> jimmy: yeah >> -- in music >> jimmy: yeah yeah >> and, you know, that's things that i never basically wanted to share with people but i feel, like, i need to open up and talk about those things. and i talk about it in a way, like, i know we don't discuss it a lot in the black community and brown community about mental health and awareness like that.
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so, i wanted to give that -- to make it okay for brothers to hear and be, like, "all right, cool i can go see a therapist and i'm good." >> jimmy: yeah have a conversation at the very least. it's something [ cheers and applause >> yeah. >> jimmy: open it up [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i want to talk about your new movie, "the kitchen." this is uh, set in the 70s hell's kitchen and uh, you were -- you were -- you grew up in the 70s, right? >> yeah, yeah. i'm a 70s kid. >> jimmy: yeah like, i'm a 70s kid too. >> yeah. >> jimmy: who was your -- who was your tv crushes? >> man, tv crushes >> jimmy: ah, 70s. >> 70s i liked penny from "good times" who was janet jackson. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah >> i like tutti from "facts of life." >> jimmy: i loved tutti also i liked jo as well >> you liked jo? yeah, jo was nice, like -- [ laughter ] jo -- i liked jo she was my second on that show >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah >> but, uh, and then kind of surprisingly, i won't say
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surprisingly because she was beautiful but, i like chrissy from "three's company," suzanne somers >> jimmy: you told me this backstage. and i'm like -- where did i go [ laughter ] i love that this is one of your crushes. >> oh, there something about her that i just liked. >> jimmy: i loved her. she's georgous that was probably something about her. yeah [ laughter ] and also, she's funny too. >> yeah, she was funny i like that was it i like -- i like that she was kind of fun. >> jimmy: what was this kid doing in the 70s look at this guy look at that a little stud [ audience aws ] come on. what do you remember about growing up in the 70s? >> man, i loved, like, i loved riding my big wheel. like, i had a big wheel and green machine. [ light laughter ] i loved watching "soul train." i was in a family reunion, man i just thought i was good. they just -- >> jimmy: is this a jumpsuit >> that's a jumpsuit >> jimmy: yeah >> they tried to call it -- they tried to call it a one-piece, but it's a jumpsuit [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love that, man that's a great outfit. >> yeah. i love "soul train" too. 'cause, actually, my baby sitter was on "soul train. [ applause ] yeah, she was. you know, they used to film "soul train" in chicago? that's where it organically started.
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shot out to don cornelius. >> jimmy: don cornelius, absolutely >> yeah. that actually, when i saw myng baby sitter on there i was, like, "man, this is live man, i got to keep watching this." >> jimmy: when you watch this movie, "the kitchen," first of all, what a cast >> yes >> jimmy: you got tiffany haddish, melissa mccarthy, elisabeth moss >> yeah. >> jimmy: you get in there with those guys i mean, they're good they're pros man >> they're phenomenal. >> jimmy: they're geniuses >> phenomenal women. talented and you know, you would expect it to be a comedy. >> jimmy: yeah >> but it's -- it's a drama. and it's really well done. they are really good actors. of course they kept it funny on the set a little bit, you know >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah >> can't not be funny with tiffany and melissa. >> jimmy: would you go out afterwards and, like, have some drinks post wrap >> yeah. we were having a few drinks and just talk a lot of stuff [ laughter ] you know >> jimmy: they get rolling, you can't stop'em. >> tiffany get raw melissa -- i was, like, "wow, melissa, you really raw. i like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she is, man. >> yeah, she goes for it but, she's really talented, man. i like her in dramatic roles
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and in comedy roles. >> jimmy: yeah, me too it's good. it's always great to see you as well we have a clip from "the kitchen. take i look at this. >> i'm getting out tomorrow. of westies all of that work the beating we took. and th serve 16 months >> they get out. we nail them again >> yeah. >> and again and again and their wives, too every last one of them if we have to. >> good. >> okay. that's it. we are not going to rest on this we're gonna get them now look, i'm gonna get some coffee you want something >> mmm no, i'm okay >> okay. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: common, everybody. his new movie, "the kitchen," is in theaters now [ cheers and applause his next album, "let love," will be released august, 30th. and up next we're going to play a special edition of wheel of freestyle. [ cheers and applause ♪ and then common's going to perform his new single "hercules," with swizz beatz stick around everybody we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ♪ i knew my daughter could be at risk
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back we are hanging out with common right here, ladies and gentlemen, now - [ cheers and applause you meet this guy in new orleans, recently, and he was freestyle rapping on the street and then you started freestyling with him and the clip went viral. take -- take a look at this. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that must of -- that must have made that guys life. how cool was that? >> man that dude is so talented i love him, man. i just saw him and was, like, "this dude is incredible he's out there freestyling he's dope.
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>> jimmy: well, we thought it would be fun to fly that guy here to new york and have him freestyle with you on the show tonight. >> ah. >> jimmy: it is time for wheel of freestyle [ cheers and applause ♪ please welcome, ray wimley, everybody! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> yeah. what >> yeah. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: ray wimley ray, welcome to thow uh, this is fun to run into guy like that on the streets >> oh, likewise. i felt that. it was crazy >> jimmy: yeah >> flabbergasted >> jimmy: really >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then it went viral. and did your life just change? >> yeah. i thought it was going to be a a lot of people outside my house after it was over with, but that ain't happened yet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no there's always tomorrow. [ laughter ] here's how this works. i'm going hit the button here and it's going activate random
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word generator it will land on three random words. and it is your job to work them into a freestyle rap together. you ready for this >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right. grab the mic there >> give him the mic. >> jimmy: and again, these are words that our writer made up. so, this is going to be some fun things these are stuff that you probably, normally wouldn't rap about. here you go. [ laughter ] here are the words here you go. [ beeping [ laughter ] oh, yeah [ cheers and applause all right. good luck. cookie dough, kitchen sink, and hot girl summer. [ laughter ] that -- that's okay? you good any questions? you got this all right. here we go roots, can we get a beat on this ♪ ♪ yo i'm neve playing rookie ♪ ♪ went to the kitchen and i had to get a cookie ♪ ♪ but they said oh no ♪ yo you got to flow ♪ if you gettin money you go that cookie dough ♪ ♪ and that doug we need it ♪ ♪ i know it's kin of hard ♪
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♪ when you goin through the ho summer days and yo feel defeated ♪ ♪ i'm looking a my momma she on that kitchen skin ♪ ♪ watching dishes for them collard greens ♪ ♪ this is how we think ♪ this is how we thin common sense getting under ♪ ♪ see these hot girls hot girls this summer ♪ ♪ and yo i gotta wonder i gotta wonder why why that boy lik girl crispy summer ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah how do you do it can we try one more? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right. this one's going to be a little bit harder, okay >> okay. [ laughter ] [ beeping [ laughter ] >> oh. you going first. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, okay right. you go first [ laughter ] >> yeah. you go first >> jimmy: wifi password, portrait mode, is that -- is on your phone, you can put it in portrait mode for nicer pictures
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[ laughter ] uh, yeah that's the only one. i was going to explain cookie dough and i was thought, "oh, maybe i'll just -- all right. just so we know what it is all right. wifi password. this -- this is something -- i can do this in two seconds >> oh, oh, oh, oh. >> jimmy: i don't have a mic i don't have a mic eers a applause [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: why is that my beat? why is my beat like that no ♪ 'cause every time i rap like a nerd ♪ ♪ i go to my girlfriend you're watch m wi-fi password ♪ ♪ can i steal i can i get it quick ♪ cause i got to watch this show on netflix ♪ ♪ okay ♪ on nextflix we watching we aint got the root yo you know there' no stopping ♪ ♪ they say that gir yo that girl look cold ♪ ♪ if we take a pictur we put it in portrait mode ♪ ♪ and she know what happe yo she looking good ♪ ♪ she understoo she was coming from that hood ♪ ♪ and i am just sayin i got a whole plan to the right is my man his name is ray ♪ ♪ hi my name is ray man i'm having fun all day ♪ ♪ and i like the soun it's like a marching ban wow ♪ ♪ look it's so nice it's so tigh i'm looking at these lights ♪
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♪ man i think the sho is cool let's have som fun tonight ♪ so what we doing ♪ ♪ having fun tonigh keep showing ♪ let's keep on flowin this style is growing ♪ ♪ this is what we d this is what we do when we freestyle ♪ ♪ right now going into th tonight's show crowd ♪ ♪ he got a pink shirt on wing shirt o it's kinda pink ♪ ♪ i'm seeing what i say and what i think yo ♪ ♪ we gotta link y we put it in sync ♪ ♪ when it come to pin you looking fres nah they stink ♪ ♪ she got the white jersey ♪ how you doin mrs white shirt to be on the front aisle ♪ ♪ they pulling as they like the freestyle ♪ ♪ and i'm looking at her toe nails they white too and it's looking nice ♪ ♪ ooh this is wha we doing having fun if y'al clapping ♪ ♪ as we walking u these stairs ♪ this is why we kids ge to rap here ♪ ♪ how you doing man i'm c-b cooling with paula when she laughing ♪ ♪ and she got the cap and she looking at m ♪ come on ♪ she looking at yo cause you sorta handsome comm sense i took this style for ransome ♪ ♪ it's like this thes sides i keep spillin i she wore them half bucke hats we call them gilligan ♪ ♪ that's when it happened we was on a island now we on jimmy fallon
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and we freestyling ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yes! ♪ give it up for common and ray wimley [ cheers and applause common's new film, "the kitchen," is out now later, he'll be performing a a song from his album, "let love." stick around yo, that was great [ cheers and applause ♪ so josh, you going for our drive safe and save discount? ♪ yup, using the app. driving safe. heh. you wanna go? wanna go bro? hey, uh, do not mess with my discount. woooo! you could save up to 30%. let's go! nice to meet you, go get 'em tiger! woooo! sounds like you've got this? yeah. definitely. get a discount up to 30% with drive safe and save™ from state farm. ♪ oooooooooo... ♪ i'll show you something
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: all right, it wasn't that bad i said what, "when i rap, i sound like a nerd? >> yeah. like, you could've just -- you should've round both, like, you know, password with -- you know, you like fastener, you know
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or i would've said - [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, fasteners. >> i would've said, you know, you get a word in edge wise, i get the last word. [ audience ohs ] or, or -- you got your doctorate but i've got it mastered [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you've got your doctorate but i've got it mastered [ laughter ] >> but i'm a bachelor. >> jimmy: young dirty bastard is my wi-fi password ♪ [ cheers and applause it's very hard to be me. [ laughter ] our next guest is a super model and actress and the founder of strong4me fitness. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our pal, kate upton! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back
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>> thank you >> jimmy: welcome back to the show we didn't really even have to compete this time on our show because we did our dance challenge kind of together here's from the bit that we just did >> yeah, we just decided that we are better together [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we are better together and it was fantastic are you -- have you been playing any flip cup >> no. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't like bringing it up. the only reason is because, you know, it wasn't that fun for me but, whatever. >> but it was great for me you know, i am sad to say, i think people are actually scared to play me. everyone saw me play you and they're like, oh, they're scurred. >> jimmy: they're a little scurred? >> yeah, i think -- i think i'm just kind of the champion. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's ridiculous. >> at least that's what i like to think >> jimmy: but, you've never played flip cup before you played me and you just - >> yeah, i'm like a one-hit
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wonder [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but i couldn't even believe it because you were like -- backstage, you were like, "yeah, i never played before, but sure, i'll play, it'll be fun." and then, i'm like, "okay. and you just went -- and i was like, "are you kidding me? >> but you've always been better because i helped you finish your flip cup so you couldn't get very far down [ laughter ] [ audience oohs >> jimmy: this is insane i mean - >> i'm here for you. >> jimmy: thank you, yeah. and i'm here for you too >> you're next flip cup competition. just call me in, i'll be your back up. >> jimmy: okay, i will we'll be partners. >> exactly >> jimmy: because i also heard you were good at "mario kart." >> yes, well, i used to be very good at "mario kart" but i haven't played in a while. >> jimmy: well, i mean, but what do you mean you used to be, i mean, i used to be good at flip cup, you know. [ laughter ] i still play the game -- i still play the game, you know. but i mean, like, next time. which mario kart is yours? which one do you play? >> princess peach is my favorite because i think she has the best balanced kart and also, she's very fast. [ light laughter ] and she's kind of sassy on the road >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. she's not sassy. what are you talking about she's not sassy at all sassy. >> whose your person
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>> jimmy: oh, bowser >> really? he's kind of a jerk. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: see, i think you're judging him by his looks [ light laughter ] he looks like a mean -- well, he actually is mean. he steals the princess and kidnaps her sometimes. yeah, so he is kind of a jerk. >> we wouldn't like each other on "mario kart." >> jimmy: oh, wow, this is going to be really - but i think bowser does like princess peach >> oh, right okay, it's just me that doesn't like you [ laughter ] all right, it's one sided. >> jimmy: i want to ask you something, because your husband justin verlander, who is an amazing pitcher, love that guy >> me too. >> jimmy: he's been on the show a bunch of times, you love - [ laughter ] i mean, yeah, but i loved him before you [ laughter ] >> you get competitive about loving him [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, he's your husband, but he loves me no, we asked him to do us a favor because we had a game called "drop it in" that we've done with a bunch of athletes and what we do is we make up all these silly sayings and see if they can drop it into interviews
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>> yeah. >> and then, if they look at the list and they go like, "oh, yeah, maybe i'll drop it in and the interviewer doesn't know why they're saying any of the stuff. so we asked him to help us out and he did i just want to show a clip of -- here's your husband. >> you've got a super model wife what's the secret? you've got to tell the youngster how to do it >> man, there's no secret. you know, i recently watched the movie "fever pitch." it still holds up. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause so, i mean, it's love, baseball, all that >> jimmy: my movie, "fever pitch. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's right he's right [ applause ] >> honestly, it really does still hold up. because i really relate to drew barrymore's character you know, every time she gets so mad because you'd have to look at the red sox's schedule before planning, like, a a wedding or going to paris. that's what i have to do i'm constantly looking at the astros schedule and sometimes, even when you look at it, you get it wrong like i did and almost missed my wedding [ audience oh's it's tricky. >> jimmy: that is true that's right i forgot about that.
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so you actually, your real life is "fever pitch. >> yeah, if you make a sequel, you want to, you know, get some stories, call me up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, so i'm going to i want to you about -- talk about strong4me. explain how you got involved with this and what it is >> yeah, well, i partnered up with my trainer ben bruno and he wrote this great 12 week program, that's 30-minute workouts that you can do anywhere because, especially as a new mom, it's so hard to find time to workout and stay fit. and ben and i wanted to make it convenient for everyone anywhere, because it's so important. >> jimmy: and you actually told me that your dog harley is your workout partner? >> yes, harley is for sure my favorite workout buddy >> jimmy: now what does harley do - you brought some videotape here, just some footage of you and harley working out now wh does -- now what does he really do [ laughter ] >> he clearly takes the workout very seriously he is -- >> jimmy: so he waits for his turn
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or what does he do >> yeah. >> jimmy: what was he doing there? >> he's just like glaring at ben who took that video. i mean, apparently, he doesn't like any social media at the gym. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's like, "don't post this. [ laughter ] >> he's like, "i don't look my best." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but, do you -- #sharestrong is something you started on instagram recently. >> yes >> jimmy: and i saw bunch of my friends doing it too and just basically saying what inspires them >> yes, so i wanted -- we're bombarded every single day with so much fakeness and so much bs that, you know, with retouching and filters and comparing ourselves to other people's fake self. and i wanted us to take a second and remember to love our true, raw self and it's just so important, you know with all of this fakeness going on, to remember who or what continues to motivate us to be our best, strongest self [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah
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good for you >> and it -- it's so great in this community with this hashtag, now you can scroll through and see all these people sharing these awesome inspiring stories so when we're not feeling our best, you can go through and read these stories and we can continue motivating and spreading this amazing positivity >> jimmy: yeah, if you have a story -- [ applause ] if you have a story, post it in #sharestrong and it will make other people very, very happy >> especially me >> jimmy: yeah kate upton, everybody. [ cheers and applause check out strong4mefitness.com for more information on kate's workout plan we'll be back with more "tonight show" after the break [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ even when i was there,
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. this year, i got to help judge the doodle for google contest where students from across the country submit a doodle for a chance to have it featured on the google home page you know how they change the home page every now and then yeah right now, we're going to announce who won please welcome the 2 2019 doodle for google national winner arantza pena popo, ladies and gentlemen
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause look at that arantza, there you go, yeah -- no, no, no that's for you arantza, welcome to the show and will you tell everyone what doodle for google is and how you got involved >> okay, so doodle for google is this art contest where students get to submit their drawings to be displayed on the google home page and this year's theme was, "when i grow up, i hope. and well, you're one of the judges this year and, well, i won >> jimmy: i chose you. yeah i loved yours. [ cheers and applause i'm just one of the judges, i know but you know, i was one of the judges but i looked at a whole bunch of great doodles, i guess. but i mean, honestly, it was beautiful art. so let me just show you some stats just to make you feel good about yourself. your doodle was chosen out of over 200,000 submissions
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[ cheers and applause it's going to be featured on the google home page all day starting at midnight tonight [ cheers and applause you will see it. millions of you will see it. you won a $50,000 tech package for your high school where you just graduated as valedictorian. [ cheers and applause you won a $30,000 college scholarship which you're using towards usc this fall. [ cheers and applause now when i grow up -- "when i grow up, i hope" was the theme and what did you come up with? what was your theme? >> well, i know, like at first, i honestly wanted to -- like an invention or career. but i wanted to make it more personal to me so i decided to make it about my mother. you know, she's made so many sacrifices for me. so i kind of wanted to show me paying it back in the feature. so it's practically, you know, she cares so much for me and sacrificed so much, so i want to pay -- well, just care for her in the future and make her life better in the future like she did for me [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: that's so sweet. i want to shout her out a little bit, your mom is in the audience tonight maria, are you out there [ cheers and applause you must be very, very, very proud. it is time to see your google doodle let's take a look, here we go. ♪ curtain open look at this oh, my goodness! come on. ♪ [ cheers and applause and look at that i loved it i loved it yeah, you can go there i loved it because i'm assuming that is a picture of your mother and you up top? >> it's in the family room, yes, just like, hanging in the family room. >> jimmy: and then, underneath the painting is you caring for your mother. >> yeah, it's like i flipped the switch, practically, yeah.
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>> jimmy: dude, i lost it. i go, "oh, yeah, i got it. [ cheers and applause your mom, yeah giving back to mom millions of people will be seeing this tomorrow congratulations to you >> thank you so much [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: again, i really -- congratulations. arantza pena popo, everybody good luck at usc >> thank you >> jimmy: we'll be right back with more of the "tonight show." stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ my experience with usaa has been excellent. they really appreciate the military family and it really shows.
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>> jimmy: performing "hercules," from his upcoming album "let love," with a little help from swizz beatz. once again, common [ cheers and applause >> love is the strength that we need to carry with us. james baldwin. if you can only be tall because somebody's on their knees, you have a serious problem toni morrison. i get angry about things, then go on and go to work ♪ >> mr. common, mr. common. ♪ ♪ ♪ free a brother mind free a brother dom freedom is a lin even if it's long ♪ ♪ keep it on the stones pocket full of u rock it full of uh ♪ ♪ i'm cold brothers freeze like i'm abou to stick em up ♪ ♪ i'm particula about my vernacula i'm not particular ♪
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♪ bout what i got off in this cu this section man they eight us ♪ ♪ man they say we not enoug uh huh started from th bottom now we up up up turn a brother up up ♪ ♪ why you tryna buck up photoshop hustle picture getting touched up i'm a constructor ♪ ♪ of tearing down structure they wanna cuff us really it's just u that's why we kick dust up ♪ ♪ noreaga what-what like jigga brother what-what who-wh don't care what other ♪ ♪ crews do i cruise thr crucia black like voodo a guru of the new new ♪ ♪ they waiting on you to come outsid just so they can downplay your life ♪ ♪ but i'm never scare i'm never scared damn ♪ ♪ can't move me and i've been there ♪ ♪ n-n-now now brother now free ya mind we keep erupting time ♪ ♪ cut us we gon bleed up divin turnin that up w up and wine ♪ ♪ clk clk clk we on the grin grinding designing ♪
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♪ like virgil abloh we shining we move mountain while climbing ♪ ♪ i'm into fine thing like dining with fine things ♪ ♪ dreams found wings on the back of the struggle pull a back muscle back to the hustle ♪ ♪ rap for the duffl and the black couple that lay trouble ♪ it's diligelove do ♪ i'm militant for villages the villainous ♪ ♪ they pillage us but will i will the will in us ♪ ♪ they waiting on you to come outsid just so they can downplay your life ♪ ♪ but i'm never scare i'm never scared can't move m and i've been there ♪ ♪ ghost of the past telling me to blas telling me to fast ♪ ♪ telling me to go an whoop a brother's as vast is the task that grasp the mask cast ♪ ♪ over the mass that dash for cash the last fast slow dow we can hold down ♪ ♪ the fort of profoun thoughts that go round the world is yo town it's my town ♪
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♪ it's the new wave we on high ground c'mon ♪ ♪ they waiting on you to come outsid just so they can downplay your life ♪ ♪ but we're never scare we're never scared common and swizz ♪ ♪ we have been ther we have been there ♪ [ cheers and applause >> come on, downtown >> jimmy: come on, that's how to do it that's how to do it right there. [ cheers and applause common, swizz beatz. "let love" is out august 30th. my thanks to kate upton. arantza pena popo. ray wimley common once again swizz beatz. and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause thank you. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. thank you for watching
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have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- chris cuomo, governor of maryland, larry hogan, star of "cher," actress rhianne barreto, featuring the 8g band with jeff quay. ♪ [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. seth: good evening i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news president trump today tweeted

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