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[ cheers [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in roeller er in e heart of new york city, 's "the tonight show staing jimmy faon." night,oin y and his gues -- sarah silverman, republican psidentl candidate marco rubio, musical guest wet. and featuring the legendar roots crew. >> quelove: 405,klahoma city!
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him evy time he tas. [ laughter a applause ] "my turn." "okay, my turn." [ laughter ] here's the latt on the ection, you guys. at a dald trump rally in oklama, sarah palin lled president obama a weak-kne capitulator inef. [ lauger ] when asked if shknows what a a capitulator is, she said "of cose i do, it's one of those worms th turn into a a buttfly. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ah, sure. this week, the manager of a a pizzrestaurant in iowa put up a sign that said na trump could eat for free, but trump never showed up. [ laughter ] shtly after, tusands of restaurants across the country puupigns saying dold trump could eat for free. [ laughtnd applae ] i st thought it was odd. why would they do that? they're hong that he would come by. >> steveris christie, i know. >> jimmy: check this out. a new "people" magine profe on bernie sanders saidhat he stl does his own grocery
grocery shopping usual takes bernie a while becse he ways stops for an hour to ll at the 1% milk. [ laughter ] "what about the other 99 no one talks about tmilk. no one talks about the 99% milk that you should be drinking." [ light laughter ] e article also said that bernie sandersn calls his dad the bernster. [ laughter ] while jeb bush's son cls him "my mom's friendjeb." [ lahternd applause that's sad. you shouldn't do tt. ld. guys, i w that a n ad from bernie sanderss music from simon angarfunl. at fir, people wondered how they got the rhts, and tn they looked at old phos and alized bnie sanders mit be garfunkel. [ laught ] 're not sure. [ apause ] 're ndg out now. we're finding out now. we're still finding out. we're still fiing out. >> sve: they d'tnow yet? they're still oking. >> jimmy: guys, listen to this
new guidines that say doctors must l patients see their medical records if they request them. and ors are like "just so you guys know, 'lardss' is a a medical term. [ hter andpplause so -- means heahy butt." and get and get this, a leaked memo revealed that espnold its reporters anannouncers not to make political comments on air. seems weird, butoong at a a few games they've aired recely, you can see where the probm isinom. goodands. he passes it on ahead. iguola, am dun oba'not my presint. [ laughter ] >> jim: you have tlisten -- it's there. >> steve: wow. jimmy: you gotta listen close, but it's there. you can he sething. >> steve: that's insan >> jimmy: you t to liste clos it'sething there. >> steve: no wonder thme. >> jimmy: no, yeah. ter. u can hear i [ light ughter ] of coue, the oth big story right noisinr storm jos,hich cou drop over two feet of snow on parts
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it's going to good. so tune into f show tomorrow. set your tivos or whater y do. yoknow, your dvrs. >> steve: dvr it. >> jimmy: betamax. >>teve: lm it. >> jimmy: whatever you guys got, yeah. >> steve: 70 milmeter.>> jmy: cd-rs. >>teve: sure. fisher price. [ light laughter ] >>im: first,e have a a fantasc ow tonight. she's a unbelievable comedian. she's a stselling thor, earned a screen actors guild awarnomination f her dramatic performance in the film, "i smile back." sarah silverman is here. >> steve: yeah. [ eers and applause >> jimmy: i love rah silvman. sarah and i are gointo catch up andalk about her vie, then we'reoing to play a a roun word sneak. it's a funame. so you don want to ms th. us, from the great ste o flida, he's seeking the 2016 republican presidential nomination. setor rco rubio isoining us this eveng. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers a applause ] >> jimmy: and making their levision debut wh us nit. we have music fromet! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: h. >> jim: there it is right there. t.
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watch r show and you want to ay alongwe do this thing every eswhe i t a hashtag and a you gu to tweeout things based on that topic. so since there's a huge winter std to hit the nohet this weekend, i went on twitter and started aa hashtag, #awwhellsnow. [ laughter ] i asked you gu to tweet a funny, weird or embasing story about winter. we g thousands of tweets. within 30 minutes, it s a trendi topic in the u.s., so thank you for thoseweet [ applause ] i appreciate that, for playing alon now i thought i'd share some of my favore "aww hell snow" tweets from you guys. this fst one's from ky. nce slceuta supet,ndheme y were rlang it on the security cameras." [ laughter ] >> steve: ohh. >> jimmy: "oh, hi, yes. hi, how's it going?" >> steve: ha, ha, ha, ha! immy: all right. this one is from stimnotthatguy. [ ht ] >> steve: he is that guy. >> jimmy: ah, i think he is that guy.
snmalace pu on ourst me." [ applause ] >> ste: oh, boy. zok! >> jimmy: u should also move the mps of cl. [ lauger ] this one this one is fr @weslyngray. she says"i pd the oof buttnsteade gaor aoo of snow in my lap." [ hter ] that's gre. >> steve: avalanche! >> jimmy: this one'sro @rtcarne. ays, "slediding withy 2-ar-oousin.d off and m t it." [ laughter and appe >> steve: 2-year-old cousin. >> jimmy: ery kid for themselves! >> steve: get out! >> jimmy: ar-old cousin. yep. this one is from @blsdrew. ays,rothonvio giy cls owma wermakin th yardthene loed me out of the house my underwear." [ applause ] >> steve: that's what brothers
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[ cheers a applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now brilliant sndup comedian, she's a multiple emmy-award winner, anew york tis"-bestselling author an recently earned s.a.g. award nomination for her perrmance in the dramatic film, "i smile back," which is w available on itunes and on demand. she's fantastic in it. please welcome our pal, sarah silverma ladies and ntlen. [ cheers and applause ] jmy >> jimmy: my goodness. , we missed you. oh sarah siman, gd to s you. here a11:30. this is the time on our "tonight sho" >> i love what you've done with it. >> jimmy: thank you so much. i appreciate that.
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