tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC January 25, 2016 10:34pm-11:37pm MST
it may be cold outside, but it'sot ireht cheers a alause ]lcome to "the nighshow" everybody. m your host, jimmy fallon. i want tsay thank you to everyone who is here bause you'reanf the sh, wes erne who's jus killing ecause your flight was canceled. i undetand [ light laughter ] really, i understa. oh, gosh. it was a crazy weeke. we gotr two et of snow here in new city, a more than 11,0 fligwere canceled because of the blzard. ye, in ft, there so ny people waitinground at the rport, they had to on a chili's three. [ laughter ] >>teve: >> j: i cod've a a dr - >> stevecon.rim ot ] >> jmy: at's the -- >> steve: chi's th i want my by back ba bac [ ughter jimmy: the blzard a used powutesll ove the place. inact, they d blacs in new ey, noh rolina and the oscars. it wasust very ieresting. laughter and applause ]
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now put your hands up up in e club we ju bre up ioing my ownite thing >> jimmy: all right. st, stop, stop, stop. [ lauger ] [ cheers and applaus >>uelove: this is guys, n'? >> j: no, no, thiss a a real thing. that was aeaing right ere. >>teve: that's taped. >> jimmy: i dot know. like it, but i wouldt put a a wing on it. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey, oh. f you like it th y put a ring on it >> jimmy: our next albums om an '80s r&b artist i've never hear called paul laurence. [ laughter ] thhe ithere. there's paul. he's in his gold paisley cket, no shirt. classic look. no shirt. if you've got a gold paisley jacket -- >> questlove: why would wearhirt? >> jimmy: you n'ed to wear one[ laughter ] here he is oe he's butneup h he has shi o it's up to him. >>teve: it's up to him. >> jimmy: heff. yean take it off or
ays, iys over he. re it says"paul laurs quiet ung n. full room, heally stds othe de, ying ttle. you mit sahe shy." maybe he's just a eet, sensitivguy. [ light lauger ] let's listen to a song by his ca "she'not sleaze." >> ste: oh, theryou go. [ laughter ] weli can'go forhat theyay that she's a slea no can't gthat s's dving me crazy bum sure that e's not sleaze jimmy: that's good. see? isn't at swe? he'sefending h. [ apause ] >> steve: he's defding the honor of that lady by not wearing a shir >> jimmy: do youthat du? >> questlove: yes, i kw paul launce. >>immy: you know paul launce ll? >> questlove: he'segen >> ste: i know lawrence welk >> jimmy: was that freddy jackson? >> questlove: no, he produced fred jackson >> jimmyfreddy's on that tr >> sve: ed's on th bum. >> questlo: yeah, he's - >> jimmy: yeanyway >> ste: shs not a slze. >> questlo: she's t a a eaze.
>> questlove: super romantic. >> steve: i can't think of a a better -- jimmy: just in time for valente's day. this next bum is by bernie sanders. [ laughter ] i'm not joking. is is real. it's an bum that he made in 1987 cald "bernie nds 30ermont artists: we shall overcome." si "a" has fivsongde "b" is onversatiowiernie saers. so - [ ughter ] >>teve: listen to si "b." >> jmy: he talks -- >> ste: what are you going to do? which one? >> jimmy: it's not a song. i'm going withide "a." let's take a liste >> steve: e you re? >> jimmy: i'm at the party righ >>te: u're athe rt >> jimmy: let's ju not do e nversationyeah. let's do "th land is you land." woody guthri here you g ai alki that rbo highw
that golden valley this land was made for you and me >> jim: e you go. that'sd. [ eers and alaus] he's got the voice. he's got the voice of an angel. the voice aangel -- an angethat grew up ibrookl. 's got the voice of an angel. >> s: yeahit's butul. >> jmy: i saw -- i saw ave me, a golden valley. i saw that. don't ask me. don't ask -- don't ask me if i saw it [ laughter ] >> steve: i need ska beat under the. i nt something ppy >>immy: no, he didt it. i saw arounde. i saw lauger ] n't ask mehat i i saw the golden valle i w -- saw that this land wamade for u sorry. thisan i saw this. okay, go ahead, go [ cheers and alause ] he sawt. get it. not bad remix. we've got a --
>>tevei lo eas listening. liening. jimmy: 's frothe ea '80s th is chael frks' "one d habit." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he'sot one bad bit. ist baseball? no. he got a basebl glove in there. is that it? >> steveoh >> jimmy: you know what that is? is that a can of tserispy odles you put on -- >> steve: durkee's. th youut on stringean casserol >> jimmyit's tkey -- >> jimmy: he might be addicted to durkee's onions. >> jimmy: yeah man, 's got one bad hat. i don't know what it is. he's a dssed up and y for the big game. >> steve: he wears jeans and a a purple -- immyready g prably l intramura . eitheray. he's all ready to go. >> steve: probably playing j alai. [ lit laughter ] >> jimmy: check out thback. w outfit. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: fresh new outfit. [ ughter ] done playing the game. myery hand coming ouof the lock. [ lahter ] >> s: yeah.
ems toe happy about it. let's listen to a so called "baseball." >> steve: sure. jimmy: first song. is is "baseball." how can i keep control of mnerves the way you windp when you throw me tho cves i hr him yell strike and it's a good ll it'so hard to keep my eyes on t ball on the baseball loves like basal los st like basebal >> jimmy: all ght, stop, stop, stop. who is yelling sike? [ laught ] >> steve: i thk he struck out. >> jimmy: someone's llg strike when he's- i don't know. it's lov i've always had that -- no, no pleasethat's enough. [ laughter ] i've always said if you want to get in the mood, just ink oubaseba. steve: yeahtly. >> jimmyat'shat i'm talking about. guwe're wn to our last alm. 'srom icjjish. younow is? >> questlove: s. >> steve: you know ice jj fish.
>>immy: w ok, th is a a real dude. questloveyes. jimmy a singer, right? would u classify him as a a singer? >>uestve: ye. >> jimmy: he's a sinr. >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: he is from chicago. this ihis album here. [ lilaughter ] it's a great album cover. >> steve: fantastic. >>immy: he was probably thinking about not releasing is. [ laughter >> steveyeah. he tht about -- thought abouthrowing this albuout. >>teve: he crumbleit up, thw it away. thensmoothed iout. jimmy: so iuess, maybe found it on the r. that's right. [ laughter ] that's where he got the cover ea anyways. w before i play this, again, this ireal. here you go. let's take a listen to "on the floor." ice jj fish. there's something about the girl that just makes my head wanto sw oh you go wanng to tl all them other gi s ing et
jimmy: how the ck dyo this stf? theoment th i seeher i was in shock >> jimmy: all rit, all right, i can't believe thatou know this song. >> questve: i love this song. i can't stop listening tit. [ nd applause ] steve: 's on the song >> jimmy: i' never heard anything like that ever in my lifetime. questlove: it's a viralit. ye >> jimmy: dude, ice jj fish. right e, that'the ja "on r," ah that's what m talking about. guys, that's all the timwe have for our "do not pla" you have an alb or song yothink hould use on our next do not play, i want to see it. nd your ggestito our blog a email@example.com stick around, we'll be rht back with kate hudson. cheersnd applause ] that's a big bull. i think that old cyrus. 1800 pounds of dwhatever the heck i want.
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ch and appuse >> jim: that's >> jimmy: that's wt i'm talking about, h talking about, h. >> so fun. let's go dance allig. >>immy: t's dance l night. come on. we lovu. good to see you. >> helloimmy fallon. >> jimmy: you know, we've known each other for a long, lg time>> because we haour 15-year versarof "almo famous." >> jimmy: yeah. 15 yes. >> jimmy: 15 yea ago that i t you. isn'at cra? i a photo oth >> which was so fun. >> jmy: how much fun iis. >> nowe' pents. >> jimmy: lot how much fun. [ lit ughter ] look how much fun you're n having. we're not having fun aall. >> i like what is jimmy doing? >> jimmy: what am i doing? >>o you remember that scene? do y remember what that scene was? >> jimmy: was that the - >>t was --ou don't remember [ t uger ] it washe cut the caksce. immy: ye
remember? we we in the valley. jimmy: weeren't allowed to ng happyirthday because it cost too much money. >> that's right. we coun't. that's tru >> jim: right. >> so we did cut t cake. >> jimmy: because we were tryio fa out cameron crow caught the camerr something? >> i don't know what -- >> jimmy: we thought it was funny. >> i think they cut the ene. [ laught ] >> jimmy: they cut the scene. most of e sces i was in got cut. [ light laughter ] that was a smart move cameron crow's part. he you are. weave "kung fu panda 3." corats on that. >> y >> jmy: you knowe lo jack black and all those gs. he's so fun. hadmuch f in china. so we do togher e kung fu animatedhings. >> jimmyu do it by yoself we dot by osees. and jack and i hanever really met. and thene gethrown into it together in pro. nextng you know jack black and are hina. >> jimmy: how fun is tha it should bvideotaped. >> jmy: i know.i would pay tog t with you guys. >>hat in itself is a a comedy. >> jimmy: where did you go in china?
place calledhengdu. which is literally in the mile of ina. if sne sd to me, kate one day you'll be he, yeah, right. it like terally in the middle of china. >> jimmy: its giant, giant, giant. i mean, its git, h? >> yeah, it'huge and its like a really small place. it's really small. d your like, how manpeople. they're li 12 million. >> jimmy: ye lighlaughter ] 12. >> that's small for china. >> jimmy: i wod almt of something ke that. because you walk in ere's too many people. >> it was awesome. >> jimmy: it was >> it was really cool. i got to see pandas. chenis the home he pandas. >> jimmy: , really? >> i got to go a hold a a panda. >> jimmy: ba panda? >> a little babyanda >> jimmy: no >> it wa insely cu. >> jim: so cute. becauswe have a teenaged panda thatives herin t studio. [ light laught ] hashtag, y he? where's shtag? [ cheers and applause ] hter ] [ laughter ]
oh, good to see you, hashtag. u want to hold want to hold >>'lhold you. >> jimmythat's good. you can'even seeate. it's beautiful. so cute. >> jmy: very nice. hashta get outf here. good tsee you. back in. [ laughter ] >> the craziest >> the craziest -- that's the craziest thing i've ever sn in my life. jimmy: a te pda. he still t there? [ laughter >>se moves. jimmy: 'sired. 'sxhausted. he tired he depressed. no, , no. he'stired. h, g i wahis panda in my me >> jimmy: no, you n't ve
kate, who doou plain the movie, in "kg fu panda 3?" >> who do i play? [ laughter >>im: no! he gngrt himself. he's tired he's exhst.he'sxhaust. st letim rest. he doesn't want to do it any more. >> i could dthis forever. jimmy: no, can't dohi forer. [ laughter stop, stop. you can't dohis foreve he's exhausted. get the nurse. t e nurse to get him outf there. [ lahter ] get him a war. so sorry about that. u pl a love interest to jack bck. >> i d >> jimmy: the nda. so cute. >> i do. i play mei-mei and she loves herself very much. she's like really into herlf. and. >> jimmyvery talented. she's a ribbon dancer. >> yes, e's e best rbon dancer.
>> jmy: i apologiz>>efeyatzenberg missed the boat on that. >> jmy: he couldn't get the role. >> totally. jmyheas no ice. [ lauger ] cat do it anore. i want to show clip here of kate hson in "kungu nda 3." " check this out >> h? >> huh? >> i am mei-i. wow, she's aming. she's soeaiful. that's swepo. but please try to save all other commts until after the performance. >> has it started yet? >> look away. look away. no, you can't. you can't. >> why does ri a me?
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the readfor you alert, oy at lq.com. , rs and appuse ] >> jmywee back, everybod we're hanging out with the lovely, the talented ka hudson right here. [ cheers and appus] go see "kung fu panda 3" i theaters tfriday. we're about to take lipsynching to a wle nevel it's time fo"tonighow dubssh." re we go! [ ee andpplae ] tonig shodubsmash yeah all right >> jimmy: there's fun ap called "dubsmash." they have thousands different sound bites, movies, shows, songs, pretty much anything. and you can even record yourself lipsyncing them. and then, we're gointo show them to you. so, kate and i a gng to
>>e are. ah. >> jimmy: algh here we go. i'll go first. >> okay. >> jimmy: just so i can -- put thheadphones. >> yeah. jimmy: mm-h, mmmm. mm-hmm, mm-hmm. all right. and then here we go. all right. laughter ] ght. you know what it was? >> no. >> jimmy: i got it. is oprah. laughter ] [ laughter and re we go. get a >> you g a c! you get a car! [ chrs and applause ] >> jimmy: u t a car! [ cheers and applause ] >> everybodyets a r! >> jimmy: you have your earrings on. >> that was so good! >> jimmy: you ok you're having earrings on! everybody gets a car! >> steve: "everybody gets a car!" >> whoo! >> jimmy: that will never happen in my show as long ase live. [ laughter ] kate, you can try that one,
>>immy: yeah, i'm not laughing. >> i'm n. i'm justonna do it. okay >> jimmy: yup. >> okay, i got it. >> jimmy: okay, od is that a selfie fe? d yojust make selfie ce? no. laughter ] okay. all righ >> jimmy: i'm not looking, not loing, not looking, not looking. no, you're singing something, something, somethi [ laughter ] i walked around. i walked around. all right. let me see. okay, let'go. all right. can weeait? i must have called a thousand times >>immyall right. let'he iwith the sou. [ cheers alae hello from e other side [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. now u get e idea what we're doing. >> i g it. >> jimmy: all right. you get the idea? >> i got it. >> jimmy: i'm goa do this here. mm-hmm. all right. clears throat ] i don't wa to clear my throat laughter ] [ laughter ]
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[ pplaus] >>im: our next guest is the ho of nbs "football night inmerica." he ao hoste ge pular sportsadiorogram, "the dan patrickhow," whic rs fm 9:00 a. to noon, ve days a we. please welcome our pal, dan patrick. ch andpp [ cheers and ae jmy: welcom >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome. >> iove quest's e over there. that's something ild wr on "otllht iamica." jimmy: you could get away with tt otball tie. >> i likthat. >> jim: let's talk abouthe football games last ght. , eventually, we suld, right? >> yeah. [ laughter >>immy: ah, i mean, e you surprised that i asked you a a sports question? wh do you want to talk about? >> le kate hudson. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. we already talkeabout
where's the panda? >> jimmy: no, no. the panda's a stretcher right now. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> don't you find it interestin thoh, that peytonanning namis now "39-year-old peyton manning"? his age is attacheto his name. so for the next two weeks it will be "39-year-old peyton manning." >> jimmythat's interesting. >> nobody sa, "26-year-old m newton." right? >> jimmy: ey don't menon at. that's true. that's a giant gap. >> it's thlargest gawe've everad for starting quarterbacks in the super bowl >>immy: this doesn't sm fair. >> it is, i me, yeah. lahter ] i don'kn what to say. >> jimmy: , at's the oldest, right? >> yes, it is. the previous oldest quarterback was peyton's bs, john ely. >> jimmy: were you surprised by e outcomes yesterday? >> i w a le t surprise wi denver. carolina great. it's justheylay in carona. for someeason,au they're arol we dot think they're fole. if they playedn iladelphia or new york, we would have a a different feeling about them. but that's a solid, you know,
that's why there the ris in the super bow >> jim: and cam newton, how great is thaguy? >> love him. >> jim: he kd of a a sh-in, i thinkfor mvp, rit? >>eah. >> jmy has to be but you rind me of the newton of "late night." jimmywow. [ cheers and applae thank you. >> but, okay. now, heame o here.leno and letrman, mannbry. you're the next wave, energetic, different, new, exciting. [ chee ] right? [ cheers ] >>immyi like howdances. all righ i likthat. i'llake that all the way, man. i loved it, yeah. >> i lookethrough all your noted. >> jimmy: that's ally notes. ow. but i know who y are. we don'teed the notes. let's talk about kdson. i mean, she's just amazing, right? [ laughter ] she was vy nice. will say, a grt sser. [ laughter ] >> jimmyyou sathat every time you come on, no matter who ere. >> i know. josh blin was on last time. immy: annny devito before that. yeah, ye, yeah.
the road, going to the supebowl you' just going to take the boys with you, take the rao show with you? >> yeah, the dettes are going out to san francisco. so wre out there, having a a little fun. >>immy: what do yodo a your show? yoend 12:00 noo right? >> it will be 9:00 pacific time. >> jimmy: oh, my god. so 9:00 in the morning, got the whole day. >>drink. ughter ] [ eers ] >> jimmy: there's no way. >> no. we start at 10:00, n at 9:00. >> jimmy: that's correct. gally that's as rly as you n ar >> but i got a chae to bring my kids to a super bowl, finay. and i brought them -- it w li against the patriots. i had to work, sgot them great seats. and then, i couldn't wait to catch up witthem aer. amaticinish, patriwin it. so see my daughtand i said, "how wast?" she said, "awesome." i said, "did you take ctures?" and she said, "yes i said, "well, what do you have?" shsaid"welt's jimmy. he had aot dog. it dn't stay dowlong." [ laughter ]
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