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[ ch a app [ eers and applause 30 rockefeller pza in new york, it's "late night with th meyers." tonight -- kate hudson -- from "e go wife"ctor jeffrean morgan.from "billioscreenit brian ppelman. featuring the 8g band with fr armisen aanet wei. [ cheers and applause ] esndtl seths! cheersnd applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. is is "late nit." is everybody dng tonht [ rs andppuse that igood to hear. let's get to t news. democrats held a presidential fom last night on n where candidates we inteied individuly. ndidates were asked questions like "whatould you dabout the wage gap?" "do you plan to raise taxes?" and "how did you get in he?"
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undeinvestigation. how long is that going to take? [ lit laughter ] did you ve her "i did." -- you'rilty. [ laught ] jennifer lopez start her las vegas residency at plat hollywood lasteek and this weend accidently spliter nts during a performance. and the irdest part was when she split her pants, lenny avitz popped out. [ laughter ] and finally, the and finally, the "adt video ws" ards were ld in las vegas, which are oftenalled the oscars of porn except unlike thoscars, a stanng-o i just whatou give t winne, it's also a ry. [ laughter andpplause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have what i like to call a greashow r you tonight. from "-fu pa3," the always delightful te hson is back on the this evenin
he ia fantastic actor, you can currently see him on cbs's "the good wif jeffr dean rgan is in thhoe. [ chee and applause ] and he is the co-creor of showtime's "billions" which, just got picked up f it's second season. brn koppeln is back on the show with us this evening. it's a great show. t, befe we geto th, a month-long grand jury investigation to alleg wrongdoing by planned parenthood has prod surprising inctment thacould have implications for the presidenti campaign. for on th, it te fo "a clor look." [ applause ] >> sh: now as you may recall, last julan anti-abortion group released series of secretly rded, heavily edited tapes of planned parenthood offials algedly discussing t sale of fetal tissue. repuicans got more excited about these tapes than your i. guy was for "foe akens." light lahter ] and the tapes quickly became a huge issuethe republican primary. >> planned parenood is an orgazation that's en caught
traffiing inetal tissu >> planned penthood also esntially confesses to multiple fels. we suldn't be sending $500 millio taxpayer money to fug an on going criminal terprise. >> i dare hillary clinton, rack obama to watch ese tapes. >> seth: you dare them? [ laughter is ts a presidential campaign or a middle school sleepover? [ lauger ] r. president, we have so bad news. you have been dared." [ laughter ] so the repubcan candidates made this into national political scandal. thtapes prompt series of investigations, even as planned fact-checks insisted the tapes were depti. buyeerday and jury finish its inveson which means the day is here when plned parentod hers can finally say they were proven right. >> just w in texas, a grand jury said itill t, rept charges the organizaon broke the law. seth:ha but d ust call them a iminal enterise.
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vis was so ited asdemeanor charge related to hang human organs. [ audien ohs ] [ laughter ] first ofll, the'a sdeanor charge for purchasing orgs? [ laughter ] and second of all, en if he doesn't do any jail time, that's a crappy thi to have on your resume. [ laught ] sten, you are our top choice for the job but we have to ask you, weryou arrested for purchang human organ [ lauger ] "yeah, but i'm also pricnt in excel so. [ light laughter ] so republicans trumpeted these videosor months. chris christie called for shutting down the government over planned parenthood funding. ted uz said he would intervene personally to rce the justice dertment to vestigate. but the caidate who arguably stretched e truth the most when it came to the videos is cay fiorina. e was chalnged repeatedly by journast fact chking her claims, anfomonths she refused to back down. ithis interview lt month on c >> the videos were edited. you know that. the scenes that were depicted -- >> actually, i don't know at. >>- of course theyere edited.
hang this conversation. >> no, no, no. let's bearul about what we're saying. of coue theyere edited. what you'rsaying is -- >> oh,et be ry ceful abouwhate'reaying, chris. let's very refuabouwhat we're sayi you we sang that e -- >>eth: s's got real glenn close in "fata ataction" vibe there lahter ] "l be ry cef about wh we're saying!" carly fiorinaade theslies a huge part of her campaign. and afr they were repeatedly oven false, e ubd-do on them. buhe toothat gamble an paioff. if she hadn't, sheig not be polling as high asinth place. [ laughter ] look, thabortion debate is an emotional one. and it's always gog to te everyone's best effort on both sides to have an adult nversation about it. which is why instead of defundg planned parenthood, i proposwe defunplanned [ bleep ]. [ uger ] u knowthbull[ bleep ] ere you itapes andou ma fake ids and set up a make-belve companyndena phony e-mail tryg to buy fetal tissue [ applau ] just the bull[ bleep ] you put work into, all for the purpose
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trust you. give iuporarmin, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] asou know, the 2016 presidentl debate season is in full swi a this -- i'm going to be honestthis is very exciting. we here at "late night" we're invito host one of the debates right now. and with the iowa caucuses less than a week away, to save time, we invited both the republicans and democric presidentia ndidates. the candidatesre here. they're ready to go. so, without further ado here is the ate ni do-publican presidenal date. [ cheers and ause ] >> seth: welco set wcometh night"empuan presidenal debate. i amour moderator seth meyert'get stted. rnor o'malleet's beg
there are people waonight. tell us one ing at the americaneople don't know about you. >> my name imartin oalley. [ laughter ] >> seth: dson, the iowa caucuses are less than a week ay. are you ready? >> i was going to ask you to wake me up when the time came. [ ughter ] seth:retary clinton, yo look fantast. what's your secret? >> drinking and baing in lead contaminated. [ lahterndpplause ] >> seth: lead contaminat water? mr. trump, what do you think pele will do if you t elted. >> thousands are thinking of avinr country. [ laughter a applause h:at >> senatoranders, you've in polics for a long time. why do you feel yore qlified to defenand uphold the constitution? >> i helpewrite it.
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backf a pick up k. >> seth: sounds like you disaee. how woulyou describe mumford d ns? >> this say group ofeople th ensl women and sel them. sells them as brid. sh: i don't thi that' righ [ light laughter ] nator cruz, whato you hope to gain from running f esidt? undreds ofons of llars. laer ] eth:err bush, how wod you describe donald trump? >> spiraling out of control because of mental health challenges. [ laughter and applause ]>>eth: gernor chst, would let marco bio have a turn playi with your kaz? >> no, youea had your chance, rco, you blew it [ laughternd applause ] >> seth: goverr bu, have you hearabout the new hygiene wipethey're making for m? what would a man need those for? for refreshing the equipment. laughter and appuse ] >> seth: senor rubio, mr. trump and nator cr seem hav insurmountable lead over you. w will y overcome this?
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sh, everybody. our first guest tonighis a golden gbe winner and academy award nominee, who you know from films such as "almost faus" and "how to lo a guy in ten days." up next, she's lending her voice to the newnimated film "kung-fu panda 3." which opens in theatres this friday. let's ke a loo >> huh? >> i am mei mei. "wow she's amazin e's so beautiful that's sweet po, but please try to save l otcompliments until after the performance. >>as it started yet? >> look away. look away. no. you can't can you? >> does she keep sring at me like -- >> try to keep up. >> seth:lease bao e show, kateudn.[ cheers andpplae ]
yeah! >> set you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> seth: so lovely to you have re >> iecided to get like, arkly night. >> seth: a fulspar this ifantastic. thanks.>> sh: know thiss ird. sultollgo outfter this and jt hit the ubs! woo! [ laught ] >>eth: so welcome to theorld of "kung-fu paa." [ ughter ] >> up in the club "ng fu panda 3." >>eth: there youo. so you obvusly a joini the franch i to ask. bee you have t kids, 12 and. i do. eth: were eyited that you werenter >> super excited. ryder, especially. being 4, but he's seen the "kung-fu panda's" he's still trying to figure it all out. >> sur really, mom? you're gng to in next "kunfu panda?" and then it was the first me i got to takhim to aremier. beuse felt appropriate. >> sh: sure. because i'm kinda weird about taki my kids out like that. >> seth: yeah, yeah. >> you know a carpetr mething. feels a little weird. but en i hadhis ole moment whe i was like, okwell maybe is is tual good thing. because i sort of alieted them from that pa of my life. li they don't know anything
and, this movie kind of brought that to my attention. i never take them anywhere like that. they don't know that part ofe. >> setheshoulde that tyottention yeah. [ laughter hey,hy we're . >>ndo, younow, wwent t the premie ryder was super excited. d i s, like oh, wow, they're going to see the attention f thrst time. >> sh: did you walk do the red carpetith you? theyo that >> bing waoing to do it. he was just going go and see pandas andll tha that ryder was lik-- treas noay w g to get through it without wki down the carpet with ryder. like, w my date. >> seth: okay, gotcha. >>e want to doll the interviews a stu. >> set fantaic. >> i guess. [ laughter ] >> seth: and he was li, "i'd actually like do mine alone without kate." [ laughter ] you're like, "m your mom, stop calling me kate." he's like, "not now, kate." >> basically. althgh, he did do something really cut we werup there and he was like --hey ask him questions. like, "yeah, i'm proud of mom.
i'm like, wait a mute, wt? it was scute. and then bing saw ryder and i tang a picture. he just ran out d he smile like he was like, u know- it wapretty cute. it wasute. >> seth: when he ranut, did miss an oppounity to say fro of l the press, who's kid is this? [ laughter ] i mean, we're tryi to a piure wiy son. whs kiishis? he rning -- ve him compl >> d. i totally missed that on but it was cool. i was nervous about it had a great time. >> seth: y obviouslyrew up th showbiz parents whoere movies. doou remember the first time you did that? >> well that's why i thought it waokay. beuse i realized, i n't remember any of them. >> seth: okay. >> b went to all of them i don'really remember you don't remember stu as kid. do you remember much? >> set i have chilood meri laught ] >> yeah, but for m they weren't at the premier which is a sign. you know?>> seth: that's better as a good sign >> for me, it wasn't le -->> seth bt ments of my parents herat the movies.th mie. this mie had great first ekend. [ laught ]
no, my childhood memories are actually qui visl. li my mom's skin. like one of my first memories was in ibiza. [ laughter likeup ithe club. >> sh:o you n'memberpremrs becau they' like bori acompar to the st youlife. was 2rs old at a foam party. i s 2 years ol no [ laughter ] >> setou a pacifr but so did every adult. [ laught ] >>eah. but, no, i remember my mom's warmthf her sk. >> seth: wow >> i remembelying. and it was one of my very first memories. was lyon my m's in. and she was holding me. i remember t feengf warmth d nseeand the elof sunscreen. >> seth: i will say th, i don't think i have a sine visc memory. >> really? >> seth: as say that i pretty much ly remember things my parents said. [ laughter ] >> sh: so you -- you got to do u got to go to shanghai fo
>>eah, we we to china with jacklack.>>h: with jack black. >> which we've never -- when you do these animated thin you don't work tother, you knowwe d't have any interaction. tually actg. we'ret in a booth. not acallycting at all. >>h: at the same time. >> no, we ar't but we are, but we're not and we're not together. but we go and meet each other on these press tours. eth: right. ye, ree, "he i was the otr panda." he's like,oh, co i was a nda too. cl. [ lauger ] basically, yeah. and everybodisike, d you guys have fuworking together? we're li, eah." >> seth: so that's where you do >>nd then start acting. laughter ] et oh my godwe had so chun togher. >> the cmist was immediate! [ ughter ] but, no, jack and i -- first of all, he is everyg that you would think he is anmore. he's a great g and then going to cha jacklacks like a whole other thing. >> seth: yeah. >> y kw?
tting -- you know, like jack bla and chinas in itself, like -- ah. [ ught ] it shon animatedovie >> we had so much fun. think wee ndspits. because we both are justrazy. and we sing and we dance ande get st. >> sh: nowre you reprentingmericansn a way when youe there thate' back on us? [ laughter ] >> proy. >> seth: ty're all like nging dummie >>robly. >> set how a theans in shanai? was diffent tn an othe-- >> it's dien it's a ltle t differt. they're grt. they'rsuper -- actually, it really intesting with shanghai versus chengdu. was tually really difft. >>eth: i noticed tt, yep. ent toheng, in i in a million years -- s didouo premier in bo yeah, we did, in chgdu they did this amazing display at a ll. >> seth: okay. >>f, kw, the panda
this wleort of "kung-fu nda" set. itas wild. i mean it waout there. they don't do that kind of stuff in the stas. >> seth:o. >> n it wasretty -- you know, all the peopleame. d they hall these emcees i dounderstand aingle word they're sang. and then you have a translator behind youho is trslating. so you're so of like leaning ba and you can't reay ar thtranslator. >> seth: whae th tratin thpanda show or are they trslating someg el? >>ike everhing that g on. >> set oh d, this person says they loveou thissoissking r frnd who you are. laughter ] this pson has not se the cond "ku fu panda"nd rried they won't be able to follow t plot. [ laht ] >> bically. bacall's exact what' going on. >> sh:hank y for being back on the ow. ways a pleasure. >> i le it. >> seth:athudson, everybody. checout "kg-fu panda 3" theatres friday. we'lbe right back with jeffrean mga
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