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[ cheers [ cheers and appuse ]>> jim >> jimmy: thyou. i love you. oh, you make me feel gd. hi, everybody. hocrd tonight. man, oh, man. [ cheers and applause ] lcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." is is . this is whthere is a "tonight sh,"ecause of a crowd like th. >> sve: come o [ cheers applaus] >>immy: this iwhy. e one and only. so excited. i'm ur host, jimmy fallon. w, he'what people e talkg out. everybody is talking about this poweall drawing tomorrow ght. th ihuge. it is now up to $800 million.
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autograph is the most valuable of a candidates. for stance, a hillary clinton-signed hat is worth abou$1,500, while a a jeb bush-signed hat is worth whateverhe hatost origally min a fewucks for e jeb bush signature. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applae ] kinda ru but then you have it removed and that's a decenhat. >> steve: you'll ruin the hat. >> jimmy: it's a nice hat. >> steve: i was going to wea this. wrote on it. [ laughter >> jimmy: it's aautoaph. steve: oh. >> joh, it's been nounced south carolina goveor nikki hal will be ging the official republican response to obama's statof the unnext wk. it's a tough job, but if look at the state the union responses from theast couple years, i'm not sure the r is setoo high. >> the sting of the economy and the frusatn whing -- washington's dysfunction -- >> not has fruteme more thafalse choices ke the onthe president laid out tonight. [ ughter ]
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drug lord,l apo has be caught. [ audience os ] soood news, everybod meco icompletely se agai [ laughter and applae yeah wean allo to hg out . got it. don't worry about it. there's this video that went viral, i don't know if you s this. it mad laugh. it's a kid at disneyland, he s on stage taking part in the park's ji training ademy. and got to say, the forc prty strong with this one. [ light laughter ] take a look athis y. vergood. ohthat was a good thatas a good. that's some iendly fire. friend fire. whoa, whoa. [ laughter ] easy, i'm on your side. okay. calm down. good job, young man. we done. all righ [ eers and applause ] >> jimmythen darth vader was like, "kid, where is you father?" [ laughter and applause ] d he think candyas going to come o of e ofm
steve: if candy had nuts in them. [ laughter ] jimmy: >> jimmy: th tru he her hey, here's some th news. [ laughter gue. yeah >> steve: yeah. >>immy: overt e consumer electronics show in las ga this week, a company debuted a a dre that canarry a a person. pele were li, "wow, a a heer?" ught a applause ] th's ady been invented yes ago. wee good. stevegoit >> jim: oulda googled that. yeah. one of the big gadge this year is the virtual reality headset. everyone's talking about tt. one company is actually coming t with a virtual reality porn. it's supposed toe pretty realistic, so check out this guy trying it out for the very -- [ laught ] r e ve firste.
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[ cheers [ cheers andpplause ] >> jimmy: thank you, roots. that was fantastic. guys, come back again next week. this is big. the two current leaders of the 2016 presidentiarace, donald trumpnd hillary clinton will be here on the ow. [ cheersnd applause ] plus, ken hart, day deto, khloe kardashi and ray romano will bjoining us. steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but first, we have a fantastic show tight. he one of thst succeful tertainers aroun what a nice guy and so tanted. i can't it to talk to him. lo this guy. tyler perry is here, ladieand gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] show's crushing it he's just go guy. tyler and i are going to play "spin the microphone" with some special surpriuests lar on in the show. th's right plus, he's golde globe-minated for his great work in the netfliseries "narcos." he's azing in this show. wagner moura is joining us toght. [ cheers and applause ] he's so good.
of my favorite comedia, iliza shlesing igoing to be here tonight. steve: yeah! chrs a applause ] immy: e's good. e'funny. guys, today's friday, ght? >> steve: ah, it is. [ cheers and applaus] >> jimmy: tos friday. idays when i usually catch up with personal sff, you know, check mynbox, turn some e-mails and of course, i se out thank y not. [ cheers and alause ] and i'm running bit behind, so i thought iu guys wodn'tind, i lto write out weekly thyou notes right now. is that cool? is tt all right? [ chee a applause ] you gu are theest. thank you. hey, james, n i have some thank you te writing music, please? >> steve: ohhe's sly. >> jimmy: a sly dog. steve: 's a sly little fox. >> jimmy: a sly little fox. [ lahter ] >> s: ooh. look how cute he is. >> jimmy: he a sly little fox. [ laughter ] [ growl ] thank you, new year' resolutions, for being the easiest way toet eveone know whayou abo urself. [ laughter and applause ] kind of intesting.
>> steve: yeah, that's it. >> jimmyoh, you don't like that? thank you, repcansnd stard, for being t only gs that come in mild spicy, brown, anyellow. [ laught and applaus] >> steve: yeah, come on. >> jimmy: just thought of that. yeah. thank you, m acc robbing an art museum in ilno and stealing a a sculpture of abraham lincoln's hands. the suspect is described as even more armed. >> steve: oh. [ lahter and applause ] yeah somebody's thinkg it. >> jimmy: that o got laughter and a couple boos. >>teve: boos yeah. [ laughter ] a couple. just a couple. >> jimmy: just a couple. >> steve: just a cple boos. not a lot. >>immy: i'll te em. th's nice. thank you,all street invests, for worrying abt how apple stock is drping. ape put it"it's
[ ughter and applause ]good tng, right? [ laughter ] anyou, hillary clint, for sayinghi that we may have already been visiteby alie from space. and raising the question, if you're willing to say that out loud, what the hell were you hiding in those e-s? [ laughter ] [ cheers andppuse ] >> ste: aliens? >> jimmy: somethinwas in ere. >> steve: weird. >>imthis is the final thank u note f tonight. please welce frhe teationaspe ion, e ace oddity himself, astraut scotkey, ladies and gentlemen. sveyeah. [ cheers and alaus] >> j: w ol ithis? hoco is this? can i have some thank you c, james? >> jmy: veryice. >>hank you, livi ie
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>> jimmy >> jimmy: love having you back on the sho >> are you kidding me? i love being here with you, n. >> jimmy: oh, you're the bes >> yh,ou're man crush.>> jimmy: i am? >> y're my manrush. man, jt love you. >>immyi'll say it right back. i love you >> thank you bro. thank you, thank you. >>immy: right back at you pal. we always talk about all sorts of fhings. but one thing i know that you do that i don't thk i know yo that does this, but you have a collection of beautiful remote conolplanes. >> yeah, little, tiny r.c. planes. it's pretty awesome. jimmy: ahlittley -- i have pture your newest -- >>y newest r. plane. little tiny plane. >> jimmyght, i want to talk about this 'cause, you know -- [ laughter ] >> ain't that crazy? >> jimmy: and th's a remote control plane? >> remote ntrol aius a380. i got it bad, man. it started offike nice little hobby. >> jmyye ye. >> now it's like cocaine. i can'stop. it's prett [ lahter ] >> j: like "narcos." >> yeah, right, complete
complete "narcos." >> jimmy: complete "narcos >> love at show. >> jimmy: but where -- oh, yeah he's fantastic in it. t, where du fly it? >> i have a place in georgia that i fly it. >> jimmy: and it's legal? [ light laughter ] >> yeah, it's legal, bause it's under a certain weight. weight tbe legal. it g as far as you can see it. gonna say. you have to -- yook on an ipad or something to see where you're flying? >> no, you loo far as yo can see. if you'rwatcng it air, you don't nt to look at an ipad and flyhat. jimmy: no, no. >> so i'veot my te tching i the a to se hor it's gng. and i just ha i fly. i have so muc something happens, it hits a a tree ra meth i want to get more exciting news than geina plane. >> yes. >> jim: since i have last en you, you have a >> yyes. >> jimmy: congralations. >> yes. a 1-year-old. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. and so do u. jmy: ye, i do. >> i saw you have two. you have twoow. >> jimmy: i have babies. last time we talked about it, you you're b i said, "n" and you kind of ma fun of me. so, did you read books? >> and non it works. [ laughter ]
how -- threw it all window, man. it does nothing. >> jimmy: it ds nothg. >> it d iterout there. just, this is have to len. you have the inf until you a asking a man to re directns. we don't want to do t >> jimmy: no you don't want to dot. doesn't happen. you this is not the way the ok is telling you. but, have you learned anything from hg a 1-ar-old baby? >>es, not buy toys with noise. [ laughter ] man, i'm telling you, those freakin'- >> jimmy: it i -- >> are you kidding me? jimmy: no, it's unbelievable. >> everything makes noise. i'm like, dude, we g to do something else her we can have you withll these toys that ke nse. when t batteries start to go dead, it'sry. cause if they sa it starts off -- i love you so happy and cheery,ight? >> jimmy: ye, yeah. t batteries start to go dead you ki it in t middle of thght. it goes, "i loathe you." [ laughter ] it's scary, man. >> jimmy: e del el. >> theevil elmo. >> jimmy: the devil possessed elmoike,e!" [ laughter ] >> right, right. tile me. >> "tickle me, bck man!" yeah. [ laught ] no, man. >> jimmy: "tickle me, black man,is not what it say tickle m black man >>ki your ass out of here,"
you did not ssut, man. >>my: i want to talk about nots." >> yeah. >> jimmy: gianhit. >> huge hit on own. huge hitn own. >> jimmy: tuesda9:00. this esday's prre was tuesday night's number one show in all of cable. >> jimmyi mean, 's in. congratulaon that. >> thank you, ank [ cheers and applause ] >> jim: that's super cool. >> we're verhappy. we're very happy. >> jimmy: you work hard on that stuff. >> we work very hard. i write every isode myself. you ow, we're happy. oprah's happy. it's really great. >> jimmy: yeah. and oprah is the -also the godmothe your son. >>ea yeah. >>imdohe gnice gis? >> she gave the best gifts. her toys didn't ma noi. [ laughter ] but, but, but it ended ubeing a prlem. she gave me a basket of book for him. so bei the godmother, she me a basket of books that'll take him fm crib till off to college. so he has his own book club. >> jimmy: he does? >> it's lled "imman's book ub." >> jimmy: that's so great. >> yeah, but now he wants meo read erything to him in the basket. night. >> jimmy: so it is noise. >> it is noise yeah i love yo >> you know, that's me
that'sy kid's favorite boo >> tickle me, black m >> jmy: absolutely. [ lahter ] >> oh, yeah. at's t h righthere. >> jimmy: that sething right? >> that's what we ne to do. read nursery rhymes. jimmy: we got to present that, right? >>hat's ghread nursery rhymes. our own books that we invented for oukids. mine is going to be called, "tickle me black man." >> jimmy: ye, ah, yeah. >> yeah, you got to come up >> yeah, ye. "daddy, st it's going to be gr [ laughter ] >> "ddy, what was th noise i heard ming out of the [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's a gd book. that's good book too. every time - >> this could go on for hours, you know. jimmy: i know i ow. almost t long. i'm going to getut of it. >> especiay if it in the bedroom it go for a lg, , ng time. >> jimmyin some case yeah. as youai [ laughter ] [ applause ] short ory. >> short story. short story. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. it's not a picture book, thank goodness. >> no, no. [ laughter ] see where i take it. jimmy: evertime you come on, always -- we do remote controls, and do something like tha but toght,t switch it up. >>kay. >> jimmy: i wa to test your singing skills. >> i swant you to do that
cae i w adam levin i saw -- all these people. ariana grand she was kling it in this chair. i'm thinking, why e he doesn't he ask me to sing sothin i don't have to know key i n't have to have a great voice. [ chee and applause ] t's do it. we're gog to sin >> jimmy: tyleperry and i ar playg pithe micrhone" with surprise guests wn we comeaceverybody! [ chrsnd applause ] wassup? i'm hannibal i'm gonna us samsung pay to get a katz'seli pastra sanic ats employees) hey!!! hey what's up? hey n paywithy phe? yomean like apple pay? weon't got that. no like samsung pay. kind of works everywhere. even on this janky old thg. he wants to pay with his phone. whadda ya want hannibal? want to pay with my phone. dot look at the meras mike. you ready? it doesn't work. watch me.
[ chrsnd applaus jimmy: welcome back to th show, erody. i ere with the sup taleed aor, direor -- singer! >> jimmy: produc -- >> sinr! >> jimmy: superm - >>inger! >>my: ler perry, there, ladied ntlemen. [ chee and applae ]and we're ing toind ouif we candd singer to that because weg a cled "s miop." beforee begin, wre going t et two more people to play with us. , pleaseelcome to the stage thstars of "brd city" on comedy central ilana glazer and abbi jacobson. [ cheers andpplause >> jimmy >> jimmy: get ready. thank you, thank you. i love you guys. thank you, thank you for being here. [ cheers ] ok. no here's how the game works it basally a mical rsn sn the bottle. e of us willn the microphone. whoever it lands on will have to sing a song selected for them at random. >> what if you don't know it? >> jimmy: if you don't know it, thatakest more fun. >> makes it fun. [ laughter ]
d st go for yourest. try best. if the mic lands on you twice, you can choose to have someone else sing the song for y if you want. >> what if it lands on you on? can i oose to have somne- [ lit laught ] >> jimmyno, that's not- u have to sing. now, everyone take you sitions. ree e nna start.isgog e fun. all rit, he we g e m the host, i'm goin to spin fit,ll right? >> of course, you're the host. >> jimmy: that right. here we .all right. come on, comon, come on. no whammies. no whaies. no whammies. no, yes! not going to be me. [ light laughter ] congratulations. congratulaon >> y know, i love going first. jimmy: you love goingirst >> love it. >> jim's the best thing. you feel so comftable. [ laughter ] jimmylet's e what sg you're going to doirst. >> oh, my d. >> this -- oh. >> jimmy: "i don't want to it" by paula cole. the theme from "dawson's creek." >> dit. chee a applause ] >> jimmy: here we go. go ovethere. >> let's do it. let's dot. >> jimmy: there you go ots, wnever you're ready, roots. >>eah, girl. jimmy: yeah, there we go. >> wow. >> jimmy: oh, wow. a ballad. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah.
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