tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC September 21, 2016 10:34pm-11:37pm MST
and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 538! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, looking good! looking good right there! hot crowd! welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome -- [ cheers and applause ] to the "tonight show." this is it. this is "the tonight show,"
thank you so much for being here. we have lots to talk about. let's get to some news here. firt, next monday, everybody, is the first presidential debate. okay? it's very important. that's right. two hours of a 68-year-old woman arguing with a a 70-year-old man. [ light laughter ] which reminds me, i need to call my parents. [ laughter and applause ] "put the left-overs in the fridge!" "huh?" "put 'em in the fridge." "take a left off the bridge?" "what?" "huh?" "huh? shut up." "i love you, too." check this out. it was announced that you'll be able to watch next week's debate on twitter. so, finally a way to see trump say something really crazy on twitter. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, what would that be like? i saw that on monday donald trump met with the egyptian president in new york city while he's in town for the u.n. general assembly.
because trump university was a a huge pyramid scheme. and -- [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: hey-o! >> jimmy: the big story is that trump's being criticized for using money from his charity to pay off his own legal fees. [ audience oohs ] i don't think trump is too concerned, though. listen to what he said at a a rally in north carolina yesterday. >> it's called "opm," i do all that time in business. it's called other people's money. money. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. he calls it "opm." then trump's campaign manager said "fml." this is pretty embarrassing. i read that house speaker paul ryan was at the airport and didn't recognize a a three-year congresswoman from massachusetts. and even asked her, "so what do you do?" [ audience ohs ] ryan realized she was a
answered, "nothing." [ laughter and applause ] over on the democratic side, hillary's campaign is still trying to make her seem more relatable to everyday americans. in fact, her daughter chelsea says that hillary really loves to talk about her granddaughter sending letters to santa. yeah, well, we actually got a a hold of one of those letters. [ light laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: actually pretty impressive. yeah, we got a hold of them. we know someone over at the north pole. >> steve: okay. >> steve: okay. good, good. >> jimmy: the postal service over there. so, this is pretty impressive, for a two-year-old. take a look. it says -- "dear santa, all i want for christmas is for this year's election to be won by me. i mean, my grandmother. i mean, i -- she deserves it. and please, remember to be generous to other children, especially in the key states of ohio, florida, pennsylvania, and new hampshire. [ laughter and applause ] merry christmas, hillary -- i mean, charlotte. p.s., please burn this letter after reading it." [ applause ]
>> steve: wow. >> jimmy: did you guys see this? apparently kanye west just gave kim kardashian a massive second diamond engagement ring. kim said, "wow, thank you so much." while every married guy in america said, "yeah, thank you so much." [ laughter and applause ] want to go to dominoes? [ light laughter ] guys, i want to say happy birthday to author stephen king, who turned 69 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] stephen king. we love stephen king. we love stephen king. but i've gotta say, you can kind of tell he's getting older by some of his latest novels. have you seen these? check this out. there's "the night of seven pees." [ light laughter ] did you see that one? on the best seller list. >> steve: scary. i read that. >> jimmy: i mean, it's frightening stuff. >> steve: frightening. >> jimmy: yeah, but he's getting a little bit older. then there's, of course, "children on the lawn." get off of here! >> steve: i'm keepin' your ball. >> jimmy: yeah. finally, there's "friend cemetery." [ audience oohs ] and you go, that's just, honestly-- i know, it's scary.
frightening. >> jimmy: get this, you guys. new research found that pigeons can actually be taught to read. and once the researcher finished teaching the pigeon, the first thing it wrote was, "get a life, man." >> steve: really? [ laughter and applause ] no, it's true. research found that pigeons can read up to 58 words. but apparently not the words "caution: glass door." [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, it's been a a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, emmy and tony award-winner hugh jackman will be here! [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: he is awesome. and we've got great music from shawn mendes. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's tomorrow night. we love shawn mendes. we'll be doing something fun with shawn. then, on friday, will forte will be here. [ cheers and applause ] always a joy. >> steve: love forte. >> jimmy: and this is my girl, "america's got talent" winner grace vanderwaal will be joining us. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ukulele. so cute. she can sing. she's fantastic. but first, we have a great show tonight. she's got the biggest show in daytime television. kelly ripa is here! [ cheers and applause ] oh, love when she comes by. plus, from the hit series "quantico", priyanka chopra is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to catch up with priyanka and then she and i are getting into the fall spirit. we're going to be bobbing for apples later in the show, yeah. and we have great music -- gosh, i love these dudes. you get this record? it is unbelievable.
it is so good. and are they doing -- "casual party"? that's my jam. [ laughter ] ?? ?? oh, yeah, you can play it. here it is. band of horses, "casual party." here it is. ? blind faith it don't sit right ? [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? >> jimmy: that's it. [ cheers and applause ] made me go cape. >> steve: made you go cape, man. >> jimmy: i had to go cape on those dudes, man. [ light laughter ] >> steve: those dudes -- >> jimmy: band of horses is here! >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: making me go all cape.
aw, fantastic! >> steve: cape. [ light laughter ] good looking cape, man. you're going to bring the cape look back. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: you're you going to bring capes back. >> jimmy: i'm telling you, man. you feel like rocking out, and you feel like a song is your song -- >> steve: yeah, and you can't find a big fedora? >> jimmy: just cape it up. >> steve: grab the cape. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, if you don't have a fedora, it's up to you. but, i mean, you make whatever you can into a cape and just jam party. >> steve: yeah, cape it up. [ light laughter ] the great "s" cape. >> jimmy: we're in three -- we're in week three of the nfl season. can you feel the vibe? can yu feel the energy? [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: i can feel it. >> jimmy: the big "sunday night football" matchup is between the chicago bears and the dallas cowboys. that's the big -- right here on nbc. that's a big deal. now, as you know, at the end of every season they give out awards, like most valuable player.
sort of like the one's in high school year books, like most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. so, with that in mind, it's time for "tonight show" superlatives. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ? tonight show superlatives ? >> jimmy: our first player is keith smith, the fullback for the dallas cowboys. he was voted most likely to be the love child of the weeknd and kramer. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: i did not know that. >> jimmy: that's a good -- next from the cowboys we have travis frederick. he was voted most likely to search "cave" on air bnb. [ laughter and applause ] next up from the cowboys is l.p. ladouceur. he was voted most likely to be the first person a photographer ever asked to smile less. [ laughter and applause ] is this it? this less? this is less? how about that? kind of like that? >> steve: are you crying?
>> jimmy: is that it? >> steve: less, less. no, no tears. >> jimmy: are you sure? >> steve: no tears. no tears. mouth up. mouth up. there you go. no, no, no, no. no, no. yeah, that -- no, that's -- no that's too much. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: next from the bears is deiondre hall. he was voted most likely to respond with "oh, you nasty," 80% of the time. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: really? 80%? >> jimmy: 80%. oh, you nasty. >> steve: so eight out of ten? bears is tight end zach miller. he was voted most likely to be a jonas brother on crossfit. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: yeah. they're healthy to begin with. >> jimmy: next up from the cowboys is ronald leary. he was voted most likely to make this face while watching ryan lochte on "dancing with the stars." [ laughter and applause ] next up, from the bears, is logan paulson. he was voted most likely to
>> steve: zoinks! >> jimmy: next up, is cowboys wide receiver, lucky whitehead. he was voted most likely to have a brother named fortunate pimple. [ laughter ] that's a rare -- that's a a pretty rare award. >> steve: yeah, that one's very -- >> jimmy: next up from the chicago bears is tracy porter. he was voted most likely to have been told something really good, followed by something really bad within a span of >> steve: huh? >> jimmy: next up is joe looney. [ light laughter ] he was voted most likely to just see a toy he wants and just silently point at it. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what do you want? >> jimmy: a good dance. >> steve: it's okay.
?? >> jimmy: where were we? what happened? where were we? what happened? >> steve: cape. ?? >> jimmy: yeah, i was off. i started off a little low. >> questlove: little bit. >> jimmy: little bit? >> questlove: little bit. >> jimmy: little bit. >> steve: wow! ?? [ cheers and applause ] next up from the cowboys, we have quarterback mark sanchez. he was voted most likely to secretly act in pornos as rod buttfumble. [ applause ] ?? >> steve: what?
fumble where he -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: finally from the cowboys we have doug free. he was voted most likely to stay at your house two hours after the party. [ laughter and applause ] there you guys go. there's your nfl superlatives. we'll be right back with kelly ripa! [ cheers and applause ] ?? initiating retrieval sequence. activating thrusters. target acquired. dang it! ah! come on! astronauts can vote from space. take a break from the election with red or blue tea.
this is the all-new 2016 chevy malibu. wow, it's nice. let's check it out. do any of you have kids? i do yes. this car has a feature built in called teen driver technology, which lets parent's see how their teens are driving. oh, that's smart. it even mutes the radio until the seat belt is fastened. s get it in the car? (laughter) cause that could be useful. this is ahead of what my audi has for sure. wish my beamer had that. i didn't even know that technology existed. i'm not in the market for a car but now i may be. [ 80's music ] can i get anyone a beer? make it a redd's apple ale! redd's apple ale.
>> thank you. >> jimmy: that's a nice -- that was a deep cut. >> that was a nice -- >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how is the fam? how's everybody doing? >> oh my gosh, they're getting so big. they're so -- i cannot believe how big my kids are. when i hear you talk about your little ones, i'm very, very jealous. because i know what's going to happen to you in a few years. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, how old is -- is michael? >> so, michael's 19, he's at college. >> jimmy: he's in college now, really? [ laughter ] >> yeah. yeah, he's in college. he was just a wee baby when i had him. >> jimmy: oh, but yeah, i know, of course -- [ laughter ] what is he -- is he enjoying college? >> he loves college, yeah. >> jimmy: he does? >> he loves it. you know, about every two to three days, he takes the subway home and drops his laundry off. [ laughter ] and i've recently started finding him in my shower. i probably shouldn't be saying
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is embarrassing for him. >> this is a -- this is a big college show, right? >> jimmy: well, yeah -- >> i can say whatever i want on my show, they're all sleeping at that hour. >> jimmy: yeah, you can't say that, yeah, you caught him in the shower, yeah. but he uses yours -- with the door locked? >> yeah, well no, not with the door locked. [ laughter ] i will come home, and i hear the shower running. [ laughter ] and i think i must have left the shower on somehow. >> jimmy: oh, he didn't tell you he was coming home? >> no no no, he just happened to be in the neighborhood. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: poor kid. i mean, "mom doing the i go, "in my shower? no, i don't knock much." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, but he -- like what were you doing at 19? were you in college? were you -- >> no, i wasn't in college. at 19, i moved to new york city. i moved to new york city to become an actor. and uh -- and when that didn't happen, i decided to get a job working at the toy fair. they had this thing where you
>> jimmy: that sounds like a a blast. >> it was a great job. and i found this woman who rented me um, her -- underneath her desk in her office for $25 a week. and so i was living in an office, under a desk, for $25 a week. >> jimmy: wait, what's going on? [ laughter ] i mean, a toy fair sounds like fun, but living under a desk? >> i was living -- >> jimmy: is that legal? >> totally illegal. >> jimmy: like this part? >> yeah, in that part. well, i mean that's where i was -- >> jimmy: do you get home sick when you come here? i can curl up in there and take a good cat nap? [ laughter ] >> can i tell you? i can get comfortable anywhere, and i'm convinced it's because of my early days living in that studio office under that desk. >> jimmy: 25 bucks a month? >> 25 bucks a week. >> jimmy: a week? >> which, by the way, sounds like a lot of money, now that i think about it. >> jimmy: yeah, actually that's expensive, yeah. [ laughter ] >> but i was --i was, uh, demoing toys. and i was sent on an audition, and they sent me up to mattel to audition for the barbie doll. >> jimmy: were you going to do like --
>> jimmy: i can see that. >> pretty cool. or skipper, you know. because i was -- well. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i don't know how i got that reference, but yeah, yeah, yeah. i think i played with my sister's dolls. yeah, yeah, i know who skipper is, yeah. >> oh, we all did. so, i come out of the elevator and they were like, "no, no, no, you should go down to the fifth floor. nerf is looking for your type." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nerf? >> i was like, what type is -- >> jimmy: you're more of a nerf person. flash forward years later, i'm at howard and beth stern's house and i'm telling this story and she goes, "wait what year was that?" and i go, "1989." she goes, "oh, i was the barbie that year." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ah, perfect, yeah. of course. >> of course, why didn't i -- >> jimmy: yeah, "and i was the nerf girl." >> yeah, i was like -- >> jimmy: well, the nerf is fun, i love nerf. >> nerf is fun. you get to juggle balls all day long and, yeah. [ laughter ]
that. ?? look, you've got to start somewhere. you've got to start somewhere, you know? >> right, so -- >> jimmy: i did it. i was young. >> juggle the balls, don't break them. >> jimmy: yeah, but nerf, what do you mean you juggled -- >> what it was, was this new product which oddly i don't think ever made it to the market which was called the nerf oopie. and it was a ball, a beach ball. you would throw it, but instead of going to your friend, it would bank off and hit someone else. >> jimmy: i had them. >> no, you did not. >> jimmy: i don't -- was it nerf? it was a beach ball, right? >> it was a beach ball, but it was by nerf. >> jimmy: and it had like sand in one side of it. yeah, i totally had this ball. >> well then maybe you're the person who bought it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, i mean -- i didn't have many friends, but i had an oopie, i want to say. you'd throw it and it would be like -- [ spinning sound ] >> and we had like a routine where, "it wiggles, it jiggles, it curves, it swerves, it's oopie!" you guys remember, right? >> jimmy: yeah, no. no one remembers that at all. i think it was a big flop, but i totally had this. >> you had it. >> jimmy: you were the oopie girl? >> i was the oopie girl.
[ laughter ] uh, congratulations on 16 years at "live." >> oh my god, that's crazy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know how to do it. you're the master, come on. 16 years. and you're doing this really cool thing with a contest. >> yeah, we're having a host chat search with real people. >> jimmy: so anyone fans of the show -- >> or not fans of the show. anybody at all who has a video machine, and video -- video machine? business with oopie. >> anyone at all that has access to stamps can enter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, i -- i'm not doing anything in the morning. [ cheers and applause ] i feel that we have a little -- >> we have a chemistry. >> jimmy: we have a chem. we have a little chemistry. >> we do have chemistry. >> jimmy: we do have chemistry. but i want to see if maybe we can do this. your contest mixed with some game we play on our show called "word sneak."
and you have to sneak that into your conversation. me and you can co-host and we'll have questlove as our guest. >> oh my god, i would love to have questlove. >> jimmy: all right, let's do it right now, right here. [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? >> jimmy: hey! >> how are you doing? >> jimmy: hi. welcome. welcome, everybody. welcome to -- [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that was frightening. >> that's how that goes. >> jimmy: okay, that should have been down. >> i like the fact that you guys were telling me how janky this set is. and this is much nicer than our actual set. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean we have a mug made -- look. there's yours. kelly and jimmy. >> oh, i like it. >> jimmy: here's mine right now. >> i like jimmy and kelly. i like jimmy and kelly 'cause "j & k." >> jimmy: "j & k" like "jk"? >> yeah, hey!
>> jimmy: all right, here's the deal, guys. quest, you have -- here's your book. >> okay. >> jimmy: "something to food about." this is -- this is your book. it's actually a book. [ cheers and applause ] it actually is your book. it's a real book and you can get it. questlove, here's your -- this is your thing. your word sneaks. >> questlove: okay. >> jimmy: kelly, you have two word sneaks. i have two word sneaks. now, i'll start the interview and we'll say the first word and we're going to interview questlove. >> okay. th literally anything can happen right now. >> jimmy: yep, here we go. questlove, i know you're on instagram. you're on every social media out there. you're on uh, twitter. you're on snorp chort. you are on -- what did i say? [ laughter ] >> questlove: snorp chort. >> jimmy: what'd i say? >> questlove: snorp chort. >> jimmy: oh, i meant to say snapchat, sorry. [ ding ] uh, but you're on snapchat. is that how you get the word
>> questlove: yeah. i'm trying to, you know, utilize every medium out there. i've been doing things sort of out of out of the normal. i mean, i've hired a few publicists. but actually, i've taken up another venture. >> jimmy: oh? >> questlove: well, i'm doing various photos. so some of them will be me completely clothed and dressed. [ laughter ] but then on the side, i've done things where i'm undressed. >> jimmy: oh, really? yeah. before the show, i mean before i came to late night, i was a a nude model. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you know that? >> i did know that. and that actually makes me very, very hungry, when i think of you as a nude model. [ laughter ] >> questlove: as it should. >> there is an incredible. there's an incredible -- if i may. >> jimmy: sure, go ahead. >> there's an incredible recipe
chimichangas. >> questlove: well, sort of. it's fried glockenspiel. [ laughter ] [ ding ] i'm sorry, deep fried. >> deep fried glockenspiel. >> jimmy: is that german? you know why i'm thinking about that, i saw this great episode the other day of "german ninja warrior." >> oh, yes, yes. [ ding ] i love that one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. "german ninja warrior." >> german. >> questlove: oh, "german ninja warrior." >> jimmy: yeah, not "american ninja warrior." there you go. that's -- that's what i was watching, never mind. he was right the first time. >> but if i can get back to the book for a second. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah of course.
tried questlove's famous smoked kangaroo briskit. [ laughter ] [ ding ] >> jimmy: wait, what? >> questlove: you didn't know about the kangaroo brisket? >> jimmy: i did not know about that, no. >> it's incredible. >> questlove: initially, i used to make those brisket with cucumbers. but i found out it's even better with benedict cumberbatch. [ ding ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right, that's what i'm talking about. guys, we've got to take a a break. [ cheers and applause ] kelly ripa, "live with kelly" check your local listings. we'll be right back with priyanka chopra and benedict cumberbatch. [ cheers and applause ]
(foot steps) ?? (crickets chirping) ?? (jet engine) ?? (heart beat) ?? (water splashing) (rain drops) (engine revving) (tires on wet road) ?? my mother passed 2003, but she always told me i don't care if you turn out to be a great athlete or whatever but, you need to make sure you get your college degree. sometimes i call the house, just to hear her voice. (phone ringing) answering machine: hi, leave a message after the beep. (beep) hey mom, this is larry. i just want to let you know that uh, i fulfilled the promise that you held me to. love you.
and she stars in the hit drama "quantico" which returns for a a second season this sunday at 10pm on abc. everyone, please welcome priyanka chopra! ?? [ cheers and applause ] back. you look gorgeous. you're relaxed. >> i just sat down because i just got off the car. >> jimmy: you really -- >> i literally got out of the car. >> jimmy: you drove here on top of a car? you were on top of a car? >> well, i -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you should go in the car, it's so much more fun. >> because i'm me and i can. >> jimmy: you're an action star, yeah. >> just because i want to, and i can. >> jimmy: was it an episode of "quantico" you're like chasing after somebody on top of a car? >> no, i was at silvercup, filming and i had to make it here on time. apparently every street has a -- why is new york so -- >> jimmy: the u.n. general
is here. [ laughter ] sorry, i should have told you that. >> inconvenient. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you could say the least. to say the least. i just saw you quickly at the emmys. i don't know if you saw me. because i was sitting and you were on stage. and i just want to say, not only were you funny and charming as always, but you were just gorgeous. and this dress. you had this red dress. you came out and you were like twirling around. [ laughter ] >> i'm not going to be -- >> jimmy: if i had a cape, i would have done the same thing. >> let me tell you the story to that. so i walked out with this big time. because i was like, oh, it's so pretty and i feel princessy. and after i twirled once, i was twirling all night. [ laughter ] all the photographers we like, "can you twirl? can you please twirl?" then even on stage tom made me twirl and i was only twirling. >> jimmy: is that the moment -- >> i'm the twirling dancing emoji now, have you ever seen that? >> jimmy: weirdly enough. here's your dress, just, look at that. [ cheers and applause ] but you're not standing over a a subway grate with the wind
like that. >> this was my marilyn monroe moment. >> jimmy: yeah it really was. that's you and, that's the emoji. [ applause ] >> that's me. >> jimmy: i thought you looked gorgeous, pal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: welcome. you've been in new york though for a while, right? you're living here. >> three months now. >> jimmy: great. >> well, living -- >> jimmy: kind of. >> like i'm filming my show here. i haven't committed to new york yet. >> jimmy: oh, no you have to. just move here. >> i have commitment phobia. i still say i live in mumbai, but i'm never there. >> jimmy: do you ha >> i have a home in mumbai, i have a home in new york, i have a home in l.a. but i live in mumbai. i work in new york. >> jimmy: because i saw some photo that you put either on instagram or something where it's your passport. and this is real. this looks like a sandwich at the carnegie deli. [ audience ohs ] this is like -- that's your passport? i don't understand that. >> i run through a passport in almost a year. like one passport's done. because i travel so much. i have, actually, i have nine from the first time. these are -- i just have five now, because i have valid visas
otherwise i run out of papers to stamp. >> jimmy: wait, so the visas are like -- but aren't they like stapled in or something? >> no, because you have to carry the visa and the passport that it was originally given in. so i have like valid visas from -- >> jimmy: can't you make this exception just one time, please. >> no. >> jimmy: i'm priyanka chopra. >> i tried. >> jimmy: you're like -- >> look at this face. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on, please. >> come on, can you do that for me? >> jimmy: please can i fly one time? [ laughter ] it doesn't work. >> it works most oti >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's happening with "quantico" this season? >> oh we're coming back, this sunday, and i'm very, very excited about it. >> jimmy: yeah, me too! [ cheers and applause ] >> this sunday. >> jimmy: you're great in it, you're great in it. >> thank you. 10pm season two is epic. season two is going to be much bigger, i think, and much better than even season one. >> jimmy: for all those that don't know what "quantico" is can you explain what the show is about? >> well "quantico" is one season old but it's a show with basically -- which is basically about a a terror attack in new york.
for it. i'm an fbi agent. this year i've been recruited by the cia. and what happens when i'm at langley, and with new recruits, and basically the show, it has terrorism at the middle of it. but at the same time, there's a a lot of, like, friendships, and relationships and sass. >> jimmy: a lot of sass. #sass. yeah. >> hey, hey we're on abc okay. that's a family network. >> jimmy: family network, . but you can add a little sass in there. >> sass. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely, yeah. i always like to do fun things, with you. last time you were on the show, you challenged me to a a wing-eating contest. >> yeah and if i remember that challenge didn't go very well for you. [ audience ohs ] i'm just reminding people. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well i love to eat wings. but i don't eat wings fast. i like to enjoy myself. i add a little sass to it, you know and just like -- [ laughter ] i'm a sassy wing eater. >> we should add sass to lots of things.
this one i thought, i don't know, it could be kind of fun. the fall is here and i was wondering if you would like to maybe bob for apples? >> okay. [ cheers and applause ] doesn't that involve getting wet? >> jimmy: kind of, if you want -- >> on national television? >> jimmy: if you want to win. >> oh, i always want to win. >> jimmy: oh, then here you go. priyanka and i are bobbing for apples after the break. [ cheers and applause ] ?? this is the story of fall's biggest fan. autumn was born on the first day of fall. and from an early age she learned to love the season. leaf piles and pumpkin pies. hot apple cider and cozy sweaters. which brings us to the very moment she fell for fall all over again. was she expecting to find the perfect designer boots at such an amazing price? no. but that's the beauty of a store full of surprises.
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this is bobbing for apples. we all know -- >> the apples bob, how am i bobbing if the apples bob? >> jimmy: you'll see how. [ laughter ] you'll see. the rules are simple. we'll each have 20 seconds to grab as many apples as we can out of this bucket using only our mouths. uh you -- [ laughter ] it's very easy to do. >> i'm just saying you're -- you have the advantage here. >> jimmy: no i don't, it's not like i bob every day. i mean, once a year maybe. >> that's a lot more than me. >> jimmy: i'm not a bobber. i mean, hither and thither i bob. >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: you should go first, i think, 'cause you're my guest and ladies first. [ laughter ] good luck. you have 20 seconds on the clock. as soon as you go down, we start it. ready? don't say that -- all right. good luck, priyanka. >> okay. when does it start? >> jimmy: no whenever -- as soon as you start bobbing. >> oh, as soon as i start. >> jimmy: you haven't started bobbing yet.
>> jimmy: get in there! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ?? >> jimmy: very smart. very smart. but i think you took all the stems out of there. [ laughter ] disadvantage to me, i didn't even think about that. one, two, three, four, five. you got --you got five bobs there. i'm --i'm going for the win. because that wing thing i can't really live down. >> you only ate one wing. >> jimmy: all right. give me a countdown. >> one, two, three -- >> jimmy: no wait, stop, stop, stop, it's three, two, one in america. yeah, "one, two, three," what're you -- one, two, three, four, "happy new year" no, you count down. >> wait, you even -- you even
reverse, yes. >> three, two, one, bob. ?? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i can't get one! i can't even get one. i can't even get one! [ cheers and applause ] [ buzzer ] what a disaster. [ cheers and applause ] my toupee came off. look at my hair. this is a total disaster. >> i told you i would look cool doing it. >> jimmy: my combover is totally like -- i think the winner -- i can't even get one. wait, what happened to me? >> i got one without the stem, by the way. >> jimmy: but how did you even do this?
>> can i teach you? >> jimmy: yeah. >> all right. cool. take some lessons, all right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you gotta take the apple. >> jimmy: uh-huh. yeah. >> to the side. to the side. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: look at you, expert. this bit chunk of apple is just floating around. you bit that one. look at that one. you bit that one. >> we've already shared sass. >> jimmy: this is sass here. all right, here we go. i'm going to try to just get one. >> you can do one, jimmy. >> jimmy: come on, we can do this! [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause ] [ chanting "jimmy" ] ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> it's just a basket. >> jimmy: all the way down in this cold water. priyanka chopra, everybody! band of horses performs for us
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?? [ >> jimmy: what a fun show. thanks to kelly ripa, priyanka chopra, band of horses right there! [ cheers and applause ] that was great. and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth myers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]
[ cheers and applause ] ?? >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- neil patrick harris. star of "power," omari hardwick. music from james blake. featuring the 8g band with elaine braey [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's what i like to hear. in that case let's get to the news. president obama's half brother who lives in kenya told reporters this week that he will be voting for donald trump in