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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey! hello! [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about! fantastic, everybody! hey! oh, yeah. i love it. welcome. welcome. thank you so much for being here. thank you for watching. i'm your host, jimmy fallon, and -- [ cheers ] we have a great show for you tonight. it's thanksgiving, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] i just want to take the chance to thank everyone who fell asleep with their tv set to nbc. food coma ratings count as ratings and it's just great. actually, if you're watching this it means you got through
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thanksgiving is over! you never have to see those people again! [ cheers and applause ] until christmas, but of course, some of you are visiting family or friends for the holiday. and for those people, i just want to say if you're still at someone's house for thanksgiving right now, they want you to leave. [ laughter and applause ] they've already washed your tupperware and handed it back to you. take a hint. leave. hey, gary i went and started your car out there. it's all warmed up for you. guys, i saw that there were three nfl games today. the eagles versus the lions, the panthers versus the cowboys and the bears versus the packers. while tom brady and the patriots came to the thanksgiving day parade here in new york just to deflate the balloons a little bit. isn't that nice? so, nice. it was so thoughtful. [ cheers and applause ] they didn't have to do it. they didn't have to do it. >> steve: no! >> jimmy: they didn't even know anything about it. >> steve: no, they love. it's all about love. >> jimmy: of course, it's no
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always a big instagram holiday. everybody wants that perfect picture to share with their friends. but, sometimes the captions aren't quite right. take a look at a few of these, and i'll show you what i mean. all right. here's the first one. it looks like a nice family. the caption says, "our annual game of flag football." more accurate caption should say, "time to take out some pent-up rage on my nephew." [ laughter and applause ] i didn't know it was tackle. sorry. wipe that blood off. yeah. next picture says, "great to have all of the grandkids together on thanksgiving." a more accurate caption would be, "rare moment when my grandkids manage to look up from their precious minecraft long enough to make eye contact with other human beings." [ laughter and applause ] and finally, here is the last picture. the caption says, "i love my family." aw, the more accurate caption should be, "i'm the least important member of my family, so they had me take this photo."
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[ laughter and applause ] of course, this is a day when we're reminded of all the things we should be thankful for, while a new study recently found that the key to happy marriage is regularly expressing your gratitude to your spouse. when couples heard that, they said you first. [ laughter and applause ] did you guys hear about this? there are new reports that there's been another outbreak of the bird flu. the bird flu. >> steve: bird flu? >> jimmy: i don't know, i mean, is that true, larry? >> i'm afraid it's true, jimmy. [ coughing ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, sorry to hear it. larry bird, everybody. i hope he gets better. i hate to be sick on thanksgiving. [ laughter ] >> steve: larry bird flu. >> jimmy: guys, we -- we talked about this earlier in the week, but the big business news is still this megamerger between the two companies that make
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[ laughter ] viagra and botox is merging into one entity. it's called the playboy mansion. i don't know if you've heard of it. it's unbelievable. [ laughter and applause ] check that out. oh, this is interesting. a new survey found that a lot of people in the u.k. don't know where their food comes from. and many think fish sticks come from the fingers of fish. [ laughter ] while people in the u.s. are, like, "idiots. everybody knows it's chickens who got the fingers." [ laughter and applause ] and finally, the rocky spin-off "creed" came out this week. and critics are saying it's the best "rocky" film since the original. i mean, i don't know about that, but as far as rocky moves go, it's definitely in the top 40. yeah, absolutely. we have a great show tonight you guys. give it up for the roots!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what would thanksgiving be without hip-hop legend kool keith sitting in with the roots tonight? [ cheers and applause ] kool keith, his latest album "time astonishing" is out now. thanks for being with us, kool keith. it's awesome, man. good to see you. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, jimmy. you know, i'm glad to be here. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm happy to -- you look sharp, too. >> thanks. >> jimmy: yeah. i love it. >> i have to stay sharp for
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>> jimmy: i see that. guys, it's thursday. its thanksgiving and boy, do we have a special show tonight. oh, my god. she's unbelievably talented. she's a great actress. she's a great singer, a great rapper and now she's in nbc's big upcoming musical event of "the wiz live," queen latifah is in the house! [ cheers and applause ] couldn't love her any more! plus it's great every time she comes to visit with us every single thanksgiving, the beautiful rashida jones is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] what was it, five years? >> steve: tradition. >> jimmy: she's so talented. and speaking of talented, he's one of the best chefs on the planet. he just released "the nomad cookbook." look at this. ready? cool cookbook. it's all fun. secret cocktail book in the back. don't tell anybody, yeah. chef daniel humm is here tonight you guys!
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good gift. makes a good gift. you guys, today is thanksgiving. it's a day of giving thanks, so i thought what better day to write out my weekly thank you notes. do you guys mind? is that all right? [ cheers and applause ] thank you very, very much. james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? he looks happy. festive. >> steve: that's the happiest i've ever seen him. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] thank you, the recent viagra merger and the 20th anniversary of "toy story," for making this a big week for old woody. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh, that's good! >> jimmy: isn't that nice? >> steve: woody's 20 years-old. oh! made of wood.
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thank you, cranberry sauce, for combining my two favorite things, cranberries and food shaped like a can. [ applause ] love food shaped like a can. it's like alpo. >> steve: love it. >> jimmy: yeah. thank you, people who own electronic carving knives, for letting us know you had a a wedding registry in the '70s. there you go. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: get out the fondue set. >> jimmy: let's go down to the conversation bit and talk. thank you, the kids table at thanksgiving, for being a fun reminder that people are waiting for you to die so they can move up. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: uncle craig's not doing so good.
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cousins, for being strangers i have to hug. hi. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, cornucopia, or as i like to call you, veggie smurf. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, the macy's thanksgiving day parade, for turning 89 this year. which explains why your balloons were almost touching the ground. i was wondering. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: old woody. >> jimmy: oh, no, no. that was a different thing. yeah. thank you, tofurky, for being
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kool keith right there! kool keith! [ cheers and applause ] thank you so guys so much for watching. thanks for probably being at home right -- sitting at home, watching tv. you've had a long day with family, i just appreciate you being here and watching "the tonight show." if you don't know me, my name is jimmy fallon. thank you so much. and happy thanksgiving. i've gotta say 2015 has been a a great year in music, but as much as i've loved all the songs from this year, there's nothing i love more than holiday music.
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[ cheers ] it just makes me wanna sing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy. >> jimmy: hi. >> i was just listening, and it's so funny that you say that, because i actually have an idea. >> jimmy: wait, rashida, are you saying to change the words to popular songs to make them about thanksgiving and also about hanukkah and christmas? >> uh-huh. [ light laughter ] 'cause now the turkey is all done the pumpkin pie was awesome now we gotta take mad tums everybody is mad stuffed hey bitch better have my stuffing tell me when i've had enough bitch better have my stuffing put it up that turkey's butt don't top top top now watch me whip those mashed potatoes now watch me whip whip the mashed potatoes eat the turkey leg turk
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eat the turkey leg turk eat the turkey leg turk you used to break apart the wish bone late night when the turkey's done break apart the wish bone snapping turkey bones is fun butterball or hotline bling teach me how to cook this thing butterball hotline bling teach me how to cook this thing food's hot hot damn gotta microwave the frying pan hit the spot hot damn cracking open that tupperware gonna make a turkey sandwich gonna make a turkey sandwich gonna make a turkey sandwich the leftovers in the refrigerator the leftovers in the refrigerator the leftovers in the refrigerator saturday night and i'm really stuffed the grinch is on so let's watch
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i've got bills on black friday so i'm gonna tackle you get out of the way they got sales on dvds and flat screen hd tvs oh i think that i'll decorate my lawn this year with a bunch of inflatable reindeer i can't celebrate 'cause i'm a jew i got candles and menorahs we've got hanukkah i guess that's cool if you like latkes if you like dreidels [ cheers and applause ] went to the toy store said screw it salesman's like what up what are you doing i'm like honestly i wanna know where these toys are from he said i know the place for you follow me [ cheers ] north pole hey it's getting chilly
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crew with me flyin' sleighs sliding down your chimney sleigh bells you can hear them ringin' north pole north pole north pole north pole he puts his toys on to his sleigh flies around on christmas day santa claus is on his way as he flies across the usa ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho north pole sees you when you sleep boy comes on christmas eve boy gifts under the tree boy north pole high up on his sled girl dressed in white and red girl
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north pole [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to rashida jones, queen latifah, eric nally and the roots. happy holidays, everybody! stick around. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] video streaming burns tons of data. and those other guys love over charging you for it. not t-mobile! now you can binge watch without watching your data. it's binge on - only from t-mobile. get unlimited streaming on netflix, hbo now, hulu, and more. plus get four lines with up to six gigs each for just thirty bucks a line. that's right- six gigs each plus all the video streaming you want with binge on.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy, golden globe and academy award-nominated actress and a grammy award-winning singer. you can see her do both in the upcoming musical "the wiz! live." the three-hour special event begins at 8:00 pm thursday, december 3rd right here on nbc. please welcome the
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: always fun! i always love having you here. >> jimmy, you got kool keith over there. >> jimmy: i know! that's what i'm saying. kool keith is here on thanksgiving! >> i'm having flashbacks of latin quarters when i was running the streets when i shouldn't have been out. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. >> it was fun! >> that's my friend. i ain't seen her in a long time. >> that's right. i know. good to see you, bro. good to see you. >> jimmy: that's what it's all about. thanksgiving, people are coming together, loving each other. >> together. >> jimmy: thankful for each other, yeah. >> appreciated. >> jimmy: and i appreciate you being here because i know you're flying out to maryland? is that where you're going to? >> oh, no. we're driving. road trip! >> jimmy: oh, yeah? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> gotta go to md. [ cheers ] load everybody up in the car, the music, you know? moms and all the cousins and sisters. >> jimmy: that's gonna be fun. >> hit the road and go to maryland. hang out with my uncle and aunt jimmy and virginia and my grandmother, the whole family. you know, tens and tens and tens of us, lots of food. >> jimmy: it's a fun holiday. >> thanksgiving. >> jimmy: i love it.
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>> no. food, football. family. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a who? a football? >> and repeat, and repeat. >> jimmy: and repeat, exactly, yeah. >> and repeat. and repeat. >> jimmy: and i should say, your mom inspired you to get involved with this charity thing. i'd like to mention that. >> yes, yes. we're doing a campaign, or we're supporting a campaign called by the american heart association in partnership with novartis. it's basically -- it's called the "rise above heart failure campaign," and we're basically trying to bring attention to heart failure, because a lot of americans -- millions and millions of americans deal with heart failure. they don't know what the symptoms are. they may not know they have it or they know someone who has it or they do have it and they really -- we really want them to make little, small changes in their lifestyle so that they don't have to be hospitalized. you know, talking to your doctor if you gain two pounds overnight. that's not a good thing for someone who has heart failure, because that means you're retaining fluids probably.
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you know, really just kind of stay on it. and it's a great campaign 'cause it's also for the caregivers. my mother is dealing with heart failure, and she's doing really well because she's very diligent and she stays on her medications and she takes them as directed and weighs herself every day at the same time, same clothes. but she really kind of stays on it, but we take care of her. myself, my sister, and certain family members, and this is a a good support system for people who are caregivers of patients, of people that they love. because you gotta to take care of yourself, too. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> y'all know what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: yeah, you gotta do it. [ cheers and applause ] >> a family, a food, and football -- >> jimmy: football and food. yeah. >> and rising above heart failure. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] and failure is the fourth f. >> yes. that's right. we want to keep you out the hospital. >> jimmy: that's good. no, i want my parents to -- >> yeah, go to riseabovehf.org. >> jimmy: my mom said she has she's like, "yeah, i have that." [ laughter ] no, you don't have that.
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i'm sick, too." [ light laughter ] i go, "no, you're not." "i have a cough." "oh, i've had a tickle in my throat too." [ laughter ] you can't have everything! everything is going wrong, and my mom has everything. all of the time. i'm sick. oh, yeah, i'm feeling a little sick, too. no, that's my thing. i'm sick today. >> she wants to be down? she wants to be a part of it. >> jimmy: i know, i know, i know. >> you know? >> jimmy: last time i saw you was at the emmys and you looked gorgeous. "bessie." i mean, you -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: just unbelievable in that. you won five emmys that night. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: i know it was a big thing for you to make that even happen, and you just hit that one out of the park, man. >> that project was 22 years in the making. >> jimmy: oh, god. >> to take something down that long. >> jimmy: you can sing, though! my gosh! i mean, i've known you forever and i know you sing, and i know you can rap, but i mean, you can really, really, really sing. amazing. i go, "oh my gosh, you gotta get the soundtrack to 'bessie.'" >> please do. >> jimmy: check it out, because you will freak out. it's amazing. and now i think -- is that what made nbc go, "hey, would you like to do 'the wiz'?" or how did this come about? >> honestly, from the moment i
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this -- those are the producers. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and i've done "chicago" with them and i've done "hairspray" with them. i've had great success, and they've been -- i know they're top-notch producers. and they did the last two that were here on nbc -- "sound of music," "peter pan." >> jimmy: oh, they're giant. >> it's great. so just a hint of the word that they might be doing "the wiz." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the whiz. there's no h in there. >> what? what are you talking about? >> jimmy: the whiz. >> i'm pretty sure that there's a h in "the wiz." >> jimmy: no, it's not w-h-i-z. not the whiz. >> it's the whiz, jimmy! >> jimmy: the wiz. [ laughter ] >> it's the whiz! >> jimmy: no, it's the wiz. not the whiz. >> that's what i said. the whiz. >> jimmy: no, no. [ laughter ] so this comes up -- >> w-i-z. wiz! >> jimmy: wiz. okay, yeah. this comes about, and not only are you in "the wiz," you are -- >> i'm the wiz! >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, you are --
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>> i'm the wiz! i'm the wiz! >> jimmy: look at this. >> oh, you got a picture of it. >> jimmy: whoo! look at that. [ cheers and applause ] how cool is that! >> i love photoshop. they took a little -- they shave a little off, a little -- [ laughter ] look how lean my thighs are. >> jimmy: do you have any input into this look? >> i did. paul tazewell is the costumer, and he is fantastic. he -- we kinda -- he came up, obviously, with the idea, but they let me work with them hand in hand, all along the way to make sure it felt right, sit right, it could move well. >> jimmy: yeah. all the previews i've seen, everyone looks fantastic. >> it's going to be incredible. >> jimmy: let's go through the cast. >> i mean -- >> jimmy: mary j. blige. >> let's talk about mary j. blige. >> jimmy: no, she's fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] >> eviline. >> jimmy: who's that? >> eviline. >> jimmy: eviline. okay. >> mary j. blige. uzo aduba. >> jimmy: who? >> uzo aduba. >> jimmy: uzo aduba's in it? >> you probably know her as crazy eyes. >> jimmy: i know her as crazy eyes, absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] >> there's not going to be crazy eyes. she is gonna blow your minds in
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about ne-yo. elijah kelly. >> jimmy: neyo! >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i heard he's fantastic. >> the tin man. he is magnificent. >> jimmy: somebody said ne-yo is unbelievable. >> he is magnificent. you're going to be crushed when you hear some of these songs he sings. he sings so beautifully, such a a great actor. elijah kelly. >> jimmy: my man. >> shanice williams, a new discovery, as dorothy. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't know her. >> from jersey. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> they discovered her out of thousands of people. what do you think? >> jimmy: shanice. >> and then, come on, your boy. >> jimmy: david alan grier. how is he doing -- [ cheers ] he's the cowardly lion? >> david alan grier is the -- >> jimmy: he's one of the funniest people i've ever met in my life. >> jimmy, you know how hard it was to do "taxi," man. come on. we couldn't even keep a a straight face. >> jimmy: 'cause we were crying the whole time. >> it's the same thing with david alan grier, but he's in a a lion outfit tryin' to have -- "so, dana --" he calls me by my real name. "so dana, when --" but he looks like this. >> jimmy: yeah, he's a giant lion. >> he's a huge lion. >> jimmy: you can't have a a conversation with a lion. >> with whiskers. [ laughter ]
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you can't have that conversation with me. he's fantastic. >> jimmy: you've done "the wiz." i go, "oh my goodness, the first --" not the whiz, sorry. [ light laughter ] and you've done "the wiz" when you were a little kid. i didn't know this. >> yeah. i played dorothy in, like, seventh grade -- sixth grade or seventh grade. i went to c&s catholic school and there were, like, three dorothys in the play. >> jimmy: because of turnout. >> and everybody had to get to be a dorothy. >> jimmy: yeah, everyone. why not? >> but i was like -- there was one dorothy for each act, and one kind of looked like dorothy, and one kinda was a a good actor, and i kind -- i could sing the song. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i was like, big. i didn't look nothing like dorothy. [ laughter ] but i could sing "home," and that was the -- i sang "home," which is like the big song that stephanie mills, who is in "the wiz" -- >> jimmy: i know. >> stephanie mills. >> jimmy: stephanie mills is in it. that's right. >> oh, my god. who played dorothy on broadway is in it. >> jimmy: and now she's auntie em. >> sang that song. got a standing ovation, and that was the first time and i was like, "oh. snap!" [ laughter ] you know, i do this and then they do that?
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you got the bug, and now here you are. >> and one day i can be the whiz! >> jimmy: the whiz! [ laughter ] >> starring alongside stephanie mills. >> jimmy: queen latifah, everybody. do not miss her in "the wiz." [ cheers and applause ] look at this pretty face. thursday december 3rd. thursday, december 3rd, 8:00 p.m. right here on nbc. >> right here on nbc! >> jimmy: we'll be right back with rashida jones! >> the wiz!
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more than 20 percent of dogs suffer from osteoarthritis. but now a new treatment can help relieve their pain. and maybe you received gadgets for christmas this year, but some of them may be vulnerable to hackers. we'll show you what you can do to keep yourself safe. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! our next guest is a talented writer, director and performer as well as my annual holiday medley partner. starting sunday, january 17th, you can see every episode of her new comedy series "angie tribeca" in the 25-hour marathon that kicks off at 9:00 p.m. on tbs. it's a new thing they're doing.
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our pal, rashida jones! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on, rashida jones, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] >> i love the "taxi" theme song. >> jimmy: i know, i love the "taxi" theme song. thank you for coming back to us and singing the holiday medley. >> are you kidding? it's the highlight of my year. >> jimmy: no, it's so good. >> thanks for letting me do it. >> jimmy: no, it's the best thing ever. it's just so fun. we started it on "late night" and we just might as well keep doing it til -- >> forever. >> jimmy: until forever. >> forever! >> jimmy: i know. i hear that you were practicing your "hotline bling" dance before you came. >> i was. >> jimmy: i was trying to. it's tricky. >> you know, i feel like there's a little, like -- there's a lot of like, carlton from the "fresh prince" show in that. [ light laughter ] right? >> jimmy: is there? >> yeah, there was like -- there was like a neck thing.
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i just had -- call me on the cell phone like that? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. maybe, yeah. >> you know? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we were heavily drinking. that's how i dance. that's how i dance. when i come in the party, i'm like, "oh, my gosh. thanks for inviting me." >> you don't even have to try. >> jimmy: no, thanks for inviting me. it was so cool! [ laughter ] this is the best party i've ever been to. i was dancing all night last night. >> you're in natural "hotline bling" dance mode all the time. >> jimmy: thank you so much. [ light laughter ] you're here for thanksgiving, helping us celebrate, then you're off to do this -- on netflix, december 4th, "a very murray christmas." murray. >> murray. murray christmas, everyone. >> jimmy: murray christmas. it's bill murray's christmas special on netflix. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and now explain this. it's so fun. it's -- sofia coppola directing? >> sofia coppola directed it, and it's like this really cool, beautiful weird, musical -- musical number, bill murray and huge special.
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we have our pals -- amy poehler's in it. >> amy poehler's in it. maya rudolph. [ cheers and applause ] yes. maya rudolph. >> jimmy: maya rudolph is in it? >> yes. >> jimmy: love her. >> miley cyrus. >> jimmy: miley cyrus is fantastic. >> george clooney. >> jimmy: cloonberg? >> i mean, it's really -- it's really -- star-studded. >> jimmy: star-studded, yeah. so you do that, and that's going to be fun. december 4th, netflix. everyone check that out for the holidays. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now let's talk about "angie tribeca." >> yes. >> jimmy: because we were talking about this for a long time and i go, "oh, my god, i'm so excited." like, yeah, i'm working this secret project. it's super fun. steve carell is the -- >> steve carell and his wife nancy created it and it's basically like -- it's a spoof of procedurals. so it's, like, imagine "csi," but if it were "airplane!" or "naked gun." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm so excited about this. this is great. so, wait, but then, tbs is doing this thing. i've never heard of this now. >> yeah, it's a new thing. that's why. >> jimmy: 25-hour marathon of the brand new episodes. like, 'cause we can binge watch in a row? >> in a row. the idea is to just get the first season out there.
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they're showing it all day long, three times in a row and you can just sit there, stuff your face, enjoy some comedy, because it's the kind of show, too, you want to watch -- you're going to want to watch more episodes. like "law and order," but the funny version. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] and each episode stands alone or they're all connected? >> yeah, yeah, no. they're like procedurals, so it's like you follow the mystery from the beginning to the end. you know? >> jimmy: i love it. this is genius, yeah. >> maybe. >> jimmy: so you're like leslie nielsen. >> i mean, yes. i'm trying to be. >> jimmy: yeah. this is fantastic. i want to show everyone a clip here. we have a clip. here's rashida jones in her new series "angie tribeca," premiering january 17th on tbs. check this out. >> i just don't know what to do if i'm not working. >> go out. meet someone! have a relationship! go on a date! lower your defenses, tribeca. i know you're lonely. >> you don't know me. >> both: i'm fine by myself! i don't need a relationship!
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>> ugh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: rashida jones, everybody. "angie tribeca" starts sunday, january 17th at 9:00 p.m. on tbs. we're cooking thanksgiving food with chef daniel humm after the break. stick around, everybody. it's gonna be fun! [ cheers and applause ] who's the rebel now? no way. yes way! savor breakfast any time you like. eggs, sizzling sausage, hot cakes, real butter. mcdonald's all day breakfast menu. yeah!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: check us out again next week, everybody. from the giant new blockbuster movie "star wars the force awakens" j.j. abrams, harrison ford, and adam driver will all be here. [ cheers and applause ] plus, we'll have performances from gwen stefani and sting. it's gonna be good. but right now i'm here with a a six-time james beard award winner.
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the 3 michelin star, 11 madison park as well as the chef and co-owner of nomad. he's just released his third cookbook, the nomad cookbook. everyone, please welcome chef daniel humm. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: questlove, yeah. yeah, you guys know each other. yeah, yeah. this guy is a genius. he's so fun. the first time i went to your restaurant i didn't -- i thought i went to the wrong restaurant. do you remember that? >> yes. >> jimmy: and i kept saying, yeah, this is okay. it's pretty good and you go, no, you have not been to my restaurant. i go, "oh, yeah, we went to it." then you go, "no, that's the place next door." but then i finally went and i'm sorry. the other place was a great hot dog place. [ laughter ] anyway, but i went and you said, i want you to pretend like you're having clams on the beach or something, a clam bake. and i go, "okay." and you came with plates of sand and then clams done four different ways and then you were leaving and you go, "oh, by the way, and you threw like hot water on the seaweed and you smelled the ocean as we were sitting --" and i go, "oh, this guy's a a magician." [ light laughter ]
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so, you were doing tricky stuff. you're here, you have this cookbook out. here's the nomad cookbook. this is all the stuff you cook in your restaurant, yeah? in nomad. >> yep. >> jimmy: all right, good. step by step and then the secret cocktail book in the back. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> rashida: that's so cool. >> jimmy: now, why the secret cocktail book? >> well, my business partner and i were inspired by the prohibition era and during that time, obviously, alcohol had to be hidden. so, we wanted to hide the cocktail book and it's just like you in your little mug, the bourbon you have in there. [ laughter ] you hide it. no one knows about it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, now look, now, you told me this evening that if you eat turkey and thanksgiving food. if you eat it, it makes everyone sleepy, but you said if you read -- if you eat it upside down that you do not get sleepy. >> yeah. it's crazy. my family and i eat upside down all the time and i really want
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it really works. >> jimmy: okay, i'm gonna try it. i'm gonna do it and you're gonna feed -- these are takes on traditional thanksgiving food and you're gonna feed me and i have to guess what the food is. and i'm gonna be upside down. [ cheers and applause ] >> rashida: is the idea that you're so terrified that you're upside down that you don't fall asleep? >> you're so awake that you actually can taste the food so much better. >> rashida: okay. >> jimmy: where -- now where exactly are you from again where this is normal? [ laughter ] >> rashida: make sure you hold on to your handles. [ laughter ] handles! >> jimmy: okay. >> rashida: oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay. you ready? >> rashida: how do you feel? >> jimmy: better hurry up.
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>> rashida: oh, no. >> jimmy: i see why you don't get tired, 'cause all the food comes back up, yeah. [ laughter ] let me guess the first one. here we go. >> the first thing, what is more american than a hot dog? >> jimmy: nothing. a hot dog, okay. [ laughter ] >> i give you a hint. what do people love most about thanksgiving. >> jimmy: stuffing! >> stuffing. >> jimmy: that's stuffing. stuffing hot dog. >> jimmy: am i right? >> questlove: what is this? is this number one? >> number one. >> questlove: you got it right. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay, jimmy. >> jimmy: hurry up. i'm getting light headed. >> i know you love keg stands. so open up wide. >> rashida: so nervous. why? why is this happening? [ laughter ] >> yeah, rashida. >> jimmy: that is mashed potatoes. that's mashed potatoes and gravy. >> mashed potato. >> rashida: oh, that's amazing. >> jimmy: am i right?
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what is the last one? >> okay, jimmy. i know you love canned foods. can you help me? >> jimmy: i love canned food. >> i know you love canned cranberry sauce. >> jimmy: oh, my -- is it canned turkey? >> rashida: i'm out. [ laughter ] >> now, jimmy, here comes the airplane. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is this turkey jello? >> this is momma humm's jelly turkey. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, wait. can i ask a question? i'm the only one upside down here. >> jimmy, i wanted to tell you that this whole upside down thing, it doesn't actually work and i don't even know what you're doing here. it's a total joke.
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>> jimmy: get me out of here! what's wrong with you? you are the worst -- i knew something was up. all right. let's go -- i want -- let's get a shot right now. this is thanksgiving. oh, my gosh, chef daniel humm, everybody! i'm doing a thanksgiving shot with you. >> it's the turkey shot! >> jimmy: i'm doing good. i feel great! yeah! my thanks to chef humm. the nomad cookbook is in stores now. we'll be right back with more
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paris: there's a lot to do on a dairy farm. nobody's gonna do it for you. you have to get out there and do it yourself.
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bernie cannot be bought out by big money. bernie's opinion cannot be purchased. it's time for our next president to get in there, roll up his sleeves, take off the gloves, and take on wall street, take on big business, take on big money, and get the working class back to where they should be. he's a rock.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to queen latifah, rashida jones, eric nally, chef daniel humm,
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[ cheers and applause ] questlove and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. happy, happy, happy thanksgiving, everyone! i hope to see you next week. thank you, buh-bye!
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