tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC January 25, 2016 10:34pm-11:37pm CST
kate hudson, dan patrick, musisil guest, g-eazy, and d aturing the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 407, orlando. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. that's what you want right there. that's what you want. that's what you want. it may be cold outuide, but it's hot in here tonight!
welcome to "the tonight show" everybody. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. i want to say thank you to everyone who is here because you're a fan of the show, as well as everyone who's just killing time because your flight was canceled. i understand. [ light laughter ] really, i understand. oh, gosh. it was a crazy weekend. we got over two feet of snow here in new york city, and more than 11,000 flights were canceled because of the blizzard. yeah, in fact, there's so many people waiting around at the airport, they had to open a a chili's three. [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i could've got a a drum -- >> steve: come on. [ rim shot ] >> jimmy: that's the -- >> steve: chili's three. i want my baby back baby back [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the blizzard also caused power outages all over the place. in fact, they had blackouts in new jersey, north carolina and the oscars. it was just very interesting. [ laughter and applause ] didn't see that one coming. didn't see it coming. >> steve: didn't see it coming. >immy: yeah, didn't see that one coming. that was a good one.
guys, i saw that chris christie left the campaign trail in new hampshire to return home to new jersey to deal with the snowstorm. of course, what do you expect to happen when you tell chris christie there's a large blizzard waiting for him? [ laughter ] he's like, "what flavor? what flavor is it, m&m?" [ applause ] make sure there's reese's pieces, too. i know somebody who works there, he can get me reese's pieces." [ laughter ] it's legal. you can have both candies. >> steve: yeah, he gets both. >> jimmy: yeah, he doesn't charge me for it. nice. you have to go through the drive-thru to get it. there's no other way to go. stop, stop, stop. [ light laughter ] >> steve: we'll bring it to you. you're the governor. >> jimmy: stop admitting that. big election news, guys. it's been reported that former new york city mayor michael bloomberg is considering running for president as an independent candidate this year. [ cheers and applause ] so in addition to bush, rubio and cruz, that'll make four candidates who can speak
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: even immigrants are like, "speak english. we're fine. that's not helping us out." [ speaking spanish ] bloomberg speaks spanish like my mom going to a mexican restaurant. "i'll have dahs kase-a-dill-as? huh? and i'll have a fajita." [ laughter ] fajita, fajita. i'll have a fajita. meanwhile, jeb bush's campaign recently released an ad that featured his mother, barbara bush. and donald trump criticized him for needing his mommy to help him. unlike donald trump, who has never needed help from a a parent. >> my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: big deal. big deal. a million dollars. who cares? it's a small loan.
big deal, i'll give you a a million dollars. big deal. tiny loan. >> steve: small. >> jimmy: dad, can i borrow a a million dollars? let's get to some sports here. after winning last night, the carolina panthers and denver broncos advance to super bowl 50. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. it was exciting yesterday. peyton manning became the oldest quarterback to lead his team to a super bowl. yeah. in fact, peyton is so old that if he wins, when they ask what he's going to do now, he's going to say, "i'm going to ft. lauderdale. [ laughter ] it's warmer there." that's right, the broncos beat the patriots to win the afc championship last night. [ cheers and applause ] and tom brady was sacked four times. [ cheers and applause ] brady was hit so hard, a kid in the stands actually caught one of his uggs. [ laughter ] did you see that?
>> jimmy: yeah. here's some tv news. shonda rhimes is set to executive produce a show on abc that picks up at the end of shakespeare's "romeo and juliet." so i guess no one at abc read the end of "romeo and juliet." [ laughter ] >> steve: they're dead. >> jimmy: name of the show is "nobody left." [ laughter ] no one here. it's just a silent half-hour show. >> steve: what happened. >> jimmy: it's a giant funeral? i don't know what it is. finally, you guys. did you hear about this, higgs? an australian company has developed a new pair of smart yoga pants that vibrate when you hold a yoga pose correctly. [ laughter ] one man got a pair for his wife, and he hasn't seen her since. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show, you guys. give it up for the roots,
>> jimmy: oh, it's the best crowd. welcome, everybody. thank you so much for watching. thank you for being here. happy to be back. we've got a big week of shows coming up. tomorrow night, josh brolin, kate mckinnon, and billy ocean [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: whoa, love all three of them! >> jimmy: billy ocean! yeah. later this week, natalie portman and john oliver will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and we'll have a special musical performance from sia. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sia. don't mess around with her. she's great. first, we have a fantastic show tonight. we love it when she stops by. from the new movie "kung fu panda 3", our pal kate hudson is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: a delight. >> jimmy: the most fun. >> steve: she's a delight. >> jimmy: the most fun human. kate and i are going to play our dubsmash game later on in
we'll see who -- if we're good at that, i don't know, yeah. plus he's an emmy award winning sportscaster. oh, he's like one of the best out there. he hosts nbc's "football night in america" and "the dan patrick show." dan patrick himself is dropping by tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we'll talk football. he's another funny dude. this guy's amazing here. he's performing his new hit song "me, myself, and i," we have music from g- eazy. [ cheers and applause ] he's good. love this guy. g-eazy. you want to hear a little taste of that real quick? it's just me myself and i solo ride until i die >> jimmy: that's not him but -- 'cause i got me some >> steve: he's got a high voice. >> jimmy: no, he doesn't have a a high voice. that's not him. [ light laughter ] you'll see later. that's the vocalist. that's the vocalist. >> steve: he sounded high.
>> jimmy: you'll see who it is later. but g-eazy eventually gets in there. >> steve: okay. but that was not g-eazy. >> jimmy: that was not his voice, no. i mean, if he had helium. [ laughter ] steve: he could be on helium. >> jimmy: he's going to do -- that's the big song, there. g-eazy is here tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love good music. i love good music. i'm a pretty easy going guy, don't you think? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: there's one thing that really gets my goat. [ light laughter ] >> steve: what's that? what gets your goat? >> jimmy: it's bad music. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: no one should have to listen to bad tunes. so as a service to you guys, i'm about to play you real songs from real bands that think you should avoid in a a segment called "do not play list." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] do not play do not play do not play these songs these songs >> jimmy: now before we start, i want you all to know that every artist and song i'm about to play for you is 100% real. we didn't make these songs up. these are actual bands and actual songs. you can download them on itunes
music store has them. they are real. >> steve: 100% real. >> jimmy: yeah. so anyways, this is on my do not play list. you can see it. first -- >> steve: do not play these. >> jimmy: no. this first song is a cover song of beyonce's "single ladies." steve: i love "singng ladies." >> jimmy: me, too. it's by a nger named wing. okay. that's wing. [ laughter ] she's like waving to someone or to catch a baseball. i don't know what's happening. hard to tell what she's doing. but then it says right here, she sings for all the single ladies and raps for all the safe parties. [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh. well that's good. >> jimmy: i don't know what that means. but i am intrigued. let's listen to all the single ladies. all the single ladies all the singng ladies all the single ladies all the single ladies
up in the club we just broke up i'm doing my own little thing >> jimmy: all right. stop, stop, stop, stop. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> questlove: this is you guys, isn't it? >> jimmy: no, no, this is a a real thing. that was a real thing right there. >> steve: that's taped. >> jimmy: i don't know. i like it, but i wouldn't put a a wing on itit [ laughter ] >> steve: hey, oh. if you like it then you put a ring on it >> jimmy: our next album is from an '80s r&b artist i've never heard of called paul laurence. [ laughter ] there he is there. there's paul. he's in his gold paisley jacket, no shirt. classic look. no shirt. if you've got a gold paisley jacket -- >> questlove: why would you wear a shirt? >> jimmy: you don't need to wear one. [ laughter ] here he is on the back. he's buttoned up here. he has a shirt on. it's up to him. >> steve: it's up to him. >> jimmy: he can take it off. yeah, he can take it off or not. anyways, it says over here. here it says, "paul laurence is a quiet young man.
stands on the side, saying little. you might say he's shy." maybe he's just a sweet, sensitive guy. [ light laughter ] let's listen to a song by his called "she's not a sleaze." >> stete: oh, there you go.. laughter ] well i can't go for that they say that she's a sleaze no i can't go for that she's driving me crazy but i'm sure that she's not a sleaze >> jimmy: that's good. see? isn't that sweet? he's defending her. [ applause ] >> steve: he's defending the honor of that lady by not wearing a shirt. >> jimmy: do you know that dude? >> questlove: yes, i know paul laurence. >> jimmy: you know paul laurence well? >> questlove: he's a legend. >> steve: i know lawrence welk. jimmy: was that freddy jackson? questlove: no, he produced freddy jackson. >> jimmy: freddy's on that track. >> steve: freddy's on the album. >> questlove: yeah, he's -- >> jimmy: yeah, anyway. >> steve: she's not a sleaze. >> questlove: she's not a a sleaze. >> jimmy: yeah, romantic. >> questlove: super romantic.
>> jimmy: just in time for valentine's day. this next album is by bernie sanders. [ laughter ] i'm not joking. this is real. it's an album that he made in 1987 called "bernie sanders and 30 vermont artists: we shall overcome." side "a" has five songs. side "b" is just a conversation with bernie sanders. so -- [ laughter ] >> steve: listen to side "b." >> jimmy: he talks -- >> steve: what are you going to do? which one? >> jimmy: it's not a song. i'm going with side "a." let's take a listen. >> steve: are you sure? >> jimmy: i'm at the party, right? >> steve: you're at the party. >> jimmy: let's just not do the conversation, yeye. let's s "this land is your r land." woody guthrie. here you go. as i went walking that ribbon of highway i saw above me that endless skyway i saw below me that golden valley this land was made for you and me
[ cheers and applause ] he's got the voice. he's got the voice of an angel. the voice of an angel -- an angel that grew up in brooklyn. he's got the voice of an angel. >> steve: yeah, it's beautiful. >> jimmy: i saw -- i saw above me, a golden valley. i saw that. don't ask me. don't ask -- don't ask me if i [ laughter ] >> steve: i need ska beat under there. want something peppy. >> jimmy: no, he didn't do it. i saw -- [ laughter ] don't ask me what i saw. i saw the golden valley. i saw -- i saw that this land sorry. this land, i saw this. okay, go ahead, go. [ cheers and applause ] he saw it. get it. not bad remix. we've got a -- oh, this next one is easy listening.
listening. >> jimmy: it's from the early '80s. this is michael franks' "one bad habit." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he's got o o bad habit. is it baseball? no. he's got a baseball glove in there. is that it? >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: you know what that is? is that a can of those crispy noodles you put on -- >> steve: durkee's. that you put on string bean casserole? >> jimmy: it's turkey -- >> jimmy: he might be addicted to durkee's onions. >> jimmy: yeah man, he's got one bad habit. i don't know what it is. he's all dressed up and ready for the big game. >> steve: he wears jeans and a a purple -- >> jimmy: ready to go. probably like an intramural league. either way. he's all ready to go. >> steve: probably playing jai alai. [ [ ght laughter ] >> jimmy: check k t the back. new outfit. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: fresh new outfit. [ laughter ] done playing the game. mystery hand coming out of the locker. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: mystery person. seems to be happy about it. let's listen to a song called "baseball." >> steve: sure.
this is "baseball." how can i keep control of m mnerves the way you wind up when you throw me those curves i hear him yell strike and it's a good call it's so hard to keep my eyes on the ball on the baseball love is like baseball love is just like baseball >> jimmy: all right, stop, stop, stop. who is yelling strike? [ laughter ] >> steve: i think he struck out. >> jimmy: someone's yelling strike when he's -- i don't it's love. i've always had that -- no, no, [ laughter ] i've always said if you want to get in the mood, just think >> steve: yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. guys, we're down to our last album. it's from ice jj fish. do you know this? >> questlove: yes. >> questlove: yes. >> jimmy: now look, this is a >> questlove: yes. >> jimmy: he's a singer, right?
a singer? >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: he's a singer. >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: he is from chicago. this is his album here. [ light laughter ] it's a great album cover. >> steve: fantastic. >> jimmy: he was probably thinking about not releasing this. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. he thought about -- he thought about throwing this album out. >> steve: he crumbled it up, threw it away. then he smoothed it out. >> jimmy: so i guess, maybe he found it on the floor. that's right. [ laughter ] that's where he got the cover idea anyways. now before i play this, again, this is real. here you go. leles take a listen to "on the floor." ice jj fish. there's something about the girl that just makes my head want to swirl oh you got me wanting to tell all them othehegirls there's nothing else better in this world >> jimmy: how the heck do you know this stuff? the moment that i seen her i was in shock >> jimmy: all right, all right, i can't believe that you know
>> questlove: i love this song. i can't stop listening to it. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: he's on the song? >> jimmy: i've never heard anything like that ever in my lifetime. >> questlove: it's a viral hit. yes. >> jimmy: dude, ice jj fish. right there, that's the jam. "on the floor," yeah. that's what i'm talking about. guys, that's all the time we have for our "do not play." if you have an album or song you think we should use on our next do not play, i want to see it. send your suggestions to our blog at firstname.lastname@example.org stick around, we'll be right back with kate hudson. [ cheers and applause ] that's a big bull. i think that's old cyrus. 1800 pounds of do whatever the heck i want. take the long way, huh?
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about, hey. >> so fun. let's go dance all night. >> jimmy: let's dance all night. come on. we love you. good to see you. >> hello jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: you know, we've known each other for a long, long time. >> because we had our 15-year anniversary of "almost famous." >> jimmy: yeah. >> 15 years. >> jimmy: 15 years ago that i met you. isn't that crazy? i have a photo of that. >> which was so fun. >> jimmy: how much fun it is. >> now we're parents. >> jimmy: look at how much fun. [ light laughter ] look how much fun you're not having. we're not having fun at all. >> i'm like what is jimmy doing? >> jimmy: what am i doing? >> do you remember that scene? do you remember what that scene was? >> jimmy: was that the -- >> it was -- you don't remember. [ light laughter ] it was the cut the cake scene. >> jimmy: yes. >> in the valley. remember? we were in the valley.
sing happy birthday because it cost too much money. >> that's right. we couldn't. that's true. >> jimmy: right. >> so we did cut the cake. >> jimmy: because we were trying to fake out cameron crow caught the cameras or something? >> i don't know what -- >> jimmy: we thought it was funny. >> i think they cut the scene. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they cut the scene. most of the scenes i was in got cut. [ light laughter ] that was a smart move on cameron crow's part. so here you are. we have "kung fu panda 3." congrats on that. >> yes. >> jimmy: you know we love jack black and all those guys. >> he's so fun. we had s smuch fun in china. so we don't work together on the kung fu animated things. >> jimmy: you do it by yourself. >> we do it by ourselves. and so jack and i had never really met. and then we get thrown into it together in promo. next thing you know jack black and i are in china. >> jimmy: how fun is that? >> it should be videotaped. >> jimmy: i know. i would pay to hang out with you guys. >> that in itself is like, a a comedy. >> jimmy: where did you go in china? >> we went to shanghai, then a a place called chengdu. which is literally in the
if someone said to me, kate one day you'll be here, yeah, right. it like literally in the middle of china. >> jimmy: its giant, giant, giant. mean, its giant, huh >> yeah, it's huge. and its like a really small place. it's really small. and your like, how many people. they're like 12 million. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] 12 million. >> that's small for china. >> jimmy: i would be almost afraid of something like that. because you walk in there's too many people. >> it was awesome. >> jimmy: it was. >> it was really cool. i got to see pandas. chengdu is the home of the pandas. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i got to go and hold a a panda. >> jimmy: a baby panda? >> a little baby panda. >> jimmy: no. >> it was so insanely cute. >> jimmy: so cute. because we have a teenaged panda that lives here in the studio. [ light laughter ] hashtag, are you here? where's hashtag? [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ]
oh, good to see you, hashtag. you want to hold. >> i'll hold you. >> jimmy: that's good. you can't even see kate. it's beautiful. >> so cute. >> jimmy: very nice. hashtag, get out of here. good to see you. go back in. [ laughter ] >> the craziest -- that's the craziest thing i've ever seen in my life. >> jimmy: a cute panda. is he still out there? [ laughter ] >> those moves. >> jimmy: he's tired. he's exhausted. he's tired. he's depressed. no, no, no. he's just tired. >> oh, gosh. i want this panda in my home. >> jimmy: no, you can't have him. kate, who do you play in the
>> who do i play? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no! he's going to hurt himself. he's tired. he's exhausted. he's exhausted. he doesn't want to do it any more. >> i could do this forever. >> jimmy: no, you can't do this forever. [ laughter ] stop, stop. you can't do this forever. he's exhausted. get the nurse. get the nurse to get him out of [ laughter ] get him a water. so sorry about that. you play a love interest to jack black. >> i do. >> jimmy: the panda. so cute. >> i do. i play mei-mei and she loves herself very much. she's like really into herself. and. >> jimmy: very talented. she's a ribbon dancer. >> yes, she's the best ribbon dancer. i can't get over the panda. >> jimmy: i apologize. >> jeffrey katzenberg missed
>> jimmy: he couldn't get the role. >> totally. >> jimmy: he has no voice. [ laughter ] can't do it anymore. i want to show a clip here of kate hudson in "kung fu panda 3." check this out. >> huh? >> i am mei-mei. >> wow, she's amazing. she's so beautiful. that's sweet, po. but please try to save all other comments until after the performance. >> has it started yet? >> look away. look away. no, you can't. you can't. >> why does she keep staring at me? >> try to keep up. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look away, look away. more with kate hudson after the
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with the lovely, the talented kate hudson right here. [ cheers and applause ] go see "kung fu panda 3" in theaters this friday. we're about to take lipsynching to a whole new level. it's time for "tonight show dubsmash." here we go! [ cheers and applause ] tonight show dubsmash yeah >> all right. >> jimmy: there's a fun app called "dubsmash." they have thousands of different sound bites, movies, tv shows,
songs, pretty much anything. and you can even record yourself lipsyncing to them. and then, we're going to show them to you. so, kate and i are going to do a few right now. >> we are. yeah. >> jimmy: all right.
i'll go first. >> okay. >> jimmy: just so i can -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: mm-hmm, mm-hmm. mm-hmm, mm-hmm. all right. and then here we
go. all right. [ laughter ] all right. do you know what it was? >> no. >> jimmy: i got it. it is oprah. [ laughter ] and here we go. you get a car! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you get a car! [ cheers and applause ] >> everybody gets a car! >> jimmy: you have your earrings on. >> that was so good! >> jimmy: you look you're having earrings on! >> everybody gets a car! >> steve: "everybody gets a a car!" >> whoo! >> jimmy: that will never happen in my show as long as we live. [ laughter ] kate, you can try that one, number two. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm not laughing.
i'm just gonna do it. [ laughter ] okay. >> jimmy: yup. >> okay, i got it. >> jimmy: okay, good. is that a selfie face? did you just make a selfie face? >> no. [ laughter ] okay. all right. >> jimmy: i'm not looking, not looking, not looking, not looking. no, you're singing something, something, something. [ laughter ] i walked around. i walked around. all right. let me see. okay, let's go. all right. can we hear it? i must have called a thousand times >> jimmy: all right. let's hear it with the sound. [ cheers and applause ] hello from the other side [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. now you get the idea what we're doing. >> i got it. >> jimmy: all right. you get the idea? >> i got it. >> jimmy: i'm gonna do this here. mm-hmm. all right. [ clears throat ] i don't want to clear my throat. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> i know what that was.
[ woody woodpecker laughing ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't even understand why it's fun to do this, but it's fun. >> it's so fun. >> jimmy: all right. this is a good one here. number quatro. >> quatro? >> jimmy: mm-hmm. all right, here we go. oh, oh. oh, oh. i have no idea what it is. okay, go. ricola ricola ricola [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> you're timing's off. i'm a perfectionist. >> jimmy: that was great. here we go. this last one, let's do this one together, okay? i'll do the first part, okay?
a little music so we don't hear what this is. >> okay. >> jimmy: cool. [ fingers snapping ] [ laughter ] i think you know what it was. it's not hard. hold on, wait, wait. >> i love that one. >> jimmy: all right. here we go. are you ready? >> my kids are going to love this. who let the dogs out who who who who who let the dogs out who who who who [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. we make a great team out there. we love you, my pal. we love you! kate hudson! "kung fu panda 3" is in theaters friday. stick around. be right back with dan patrick. "you get a car! you get a car! you get a car!"
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>> jimmy: our next guest is the host of nbc's "football night in america." he also hosts the hugely popular sports radio program, "the dan patrick show," which airs from 9:00 a.m. to noon, five days a week. please welcome our pal, dan patrick. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome. >> i love quest's tie over there. that's something i could wear on "football night in america." >> jimmy: you could get away with that football tie. >> i like that. >> jimmy: let's talk about the football games last night. well, eventually, we should, right? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, are you surprised that i asked you a a sports question? what do you want to talk about? >> love kate hudson. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. we already talked about kate hudson. >> my bad. where's the panda?
the panda's on a stretcher right now. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> don't you find it interesting, though, that peyton manning's name is now "39-year-old peyton manning"? his age is attached to his name. so for the next two weeks it will be "39-year-old peyton manning." >> jimmy: that's interesting. >> nobody says, "26-year-old cam newton." right? >> jimmy: they don't mention that. that's true. that's a giant gap. >> it's the largest gap we've ever had for starting quarterbacks in the super bowl. >> jimmy: this doesn't seem fair. >> it is, i mean, yeah. [ laughter ] i don't know what to say. >> jimmy: 39, that's the oldest, right? >> yes, it is. the previous oldest quarterback was peyton's boss, john elway. >> jimmy: were you surprised by the outcomes yesterday? >> i was a little bit surprised with denver. carolina's great. it's just they play in carolina. for some reason, because they're in carolina, we don't think they're formidable. if they played in philadelphia or new york, we would have a a different feeling about them. but that's a solid, you know, well-rounded team. that's why they're the
>> jimmy: and cam newton, how great is that guy? >> love him. >> jimmy: he's kind of a a shoo-in, i think, for mvp, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he has to be. >> but you remind me of the cam newton of "late night." >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> but, okay. now, hear me out here. leno and letterman, manning/brady. you're the next wave, energetic, different, new, exciting. [ cheers ] right? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i like how he dances. all right, i like that. i'll take that all the way, man. i loved it, yeah. >> i looked through all your noted. >> jimmy: that's all my notes. i know. but i know who you are. we don't need the notes. let's talk about kate hudson. i mean, she's just amazing, right? [ laughter ] >> she was very nice. i will say, a great kisser. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you say that every time you come on, no matter who is here. >> i know. josh brolin was on last time. >> jimmy: and danny devito before that. yeah, yeah, yeah. "the dan patrick show" is going on the road, going to the
you're just going to take the boys with you, take the radio show with you? >> yeah, the danettes are going out to san francisco. so we're out there, having a a little fun. >> jimmy: what do you do after your show? you end at 12:00 noon, right? >> it will be 9:00 pacific time. >> jimmy: oh, my god. so 9:00 in the morning, you got the whole day. >> we drink. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: there's no way. >> no. we start at 10:00, not at 9:00. >> jimmy: that's correct. legally that's as early as you can start. >> but i got a chance to bring my kids to a super bowl, finally. and i brought them -- it was carolina against the patriots. i had to work, so i got them great seats. and then, i couldn't wait to catch up with them after. dramatic finish, patriots win it. so i see my daughter, and i said, "how was it?" she said, "awesome." i said, "did you take pictures?" and she said, "yes." i said, "well, what do you have?" she said, "well, that's jimmy. he had a hot dog. it didn't stay down long." [ laughter ] "that guy, i think tommy.
she took pictures of drunk people the whole super bowl. [ laughter ] she did not -- she didn't have one picture of the game. and i said, "did you watch the game?" she goes, "halftime." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they don't care. dad hooked them up. they don't care. >> but they knew the names of the drunk fans. >> jimmy: they just sound like trading cards. yeah, absolutely. "i'll trade you a louie for a a doug. "i already got 30 dougs." you know what? we love you. and i want to -- oh, any advice to denver or to carolina about the super bowl? what does it take for the broncos to win? >> are we wrapping up here? >> jimmy: yeah, no, this is it. we're almost wrapping up. >> is there a jets question in here? >> jimmy: i always try to sneak one in there, but it's almost too late, right? you're looking at me. you just almost shook your head "no." >> well, no, i mean, i'll give you, like, a -- are you leading up to a jets question? >> jimmy: well, just -- [ laughter ]
leading up to a jets question. because you're going to go, "what's the advice for carolina and denver? and what about the jets next year." see? i know where you're going. >> jimmy: what about the jets next year? [ laughter and applause ] >> come on. >> jimmy: they're great with fitzpatrick, right? he was great. the jets are great. >> yeah. >> jimmy: "yeah, yeah, yeah." that's the attitude, right? [ laughter ] yeah, look how excited you are. your eyes lit up like christmas morning, like -- the jets. >> nobody gives a [ bleep ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: dan patrick, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] g-eazy performs for us next. we love you, buddy. >> thank you, buddy. >> jimmy: come on by whenever. dan patrick. the microsoft cloud allows us to access information from anywhere. the microsoft cloud allows us to scale up. microsoft cloud changes our world dramatically. it wasn't too long ago it would take two weeks to sequence and analyze a genome. now, we can do a hundred per day. with the microsoft cloud we don't have to build server rooms.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to kate hudson, dan patrick. [ cheers and applause ] g-eazy and bebe rexha right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] the roots from philadelphia, right there. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, thank you.