tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC January 26, 2016 10:34pm-11:37pm CST
>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. oh, my god. looking good tonight. hot crowd. hey! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. this is the show to be at. [ cheers andpplause ] that's what i'm talking about. hey, welcome, everybody.
tonight, welcome. talking about. of course, we're just a week away from the iowa caucuses and all the candidates are doing whatever they can to appeal to voters. donald trump even went to a a church service in iowa over the weekend. you can tell he doesn't go to church much 'cause he was like, "i really like the part where they passed me the basket of free money." [ laughter ] [ applause ] reminded me of what he did as a a kid around the dinner table. last night cnn hosted a a democratic forum where hillary clinton said that if she's elected she wants to work together with republicans and even said she'd give them all bear hugs. [ laughter ] by bear hugs she means like the ones you saw in "the revenant." [ laughter and applause ] during the forum, hillary was actually challenged by some students about her lack of popularity. take a look at this. >> it feels like there's a lot of young people like myself who are very passionate supporters of bernie sanders, and i just
from younger people for you. i'd like t thear from you on why you feel the entntsiasm isn't there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then the guy looked aroundnd realized that everyone was stepping back. like, "oh, we're not with -- i don't know who he --" [ applause ] take a look at hillary's response to that question. >> and i just don't see the same enthusiasm from younger people for you. in fact -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow, doesn't mess around. [ applause ] >> steve: she does not mess around. >> jimmy: no. then another guy said, "i've gotten that look before." [ laughter ] actually last night hillararclinton said that candidates campaign in poetry and govern in prose. and said our country needs more poetry right now. yeah. then she even had a poem
she was talking about. take a look at this. "i'm a strong and inspiring female. i will pay attention to detail. this is my promise, i will be honest, except when it comes to my e-mail." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: isn't that nice? it's a poem. bringing it back again, poetry. >> steve: poetry. >> jimmy: well, i mean, she's actually not the only candidate who started writing their own poetry. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: no, no. donald trump.. >> steve: he wrote one, too? >> jimmy: yeah, he has a poem, too. >> steve: how weird. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: check this out. "in 2016 i am grinning, because this is just the beginning. you've heard what i said, you've looked at my head. i still can't believe that i'm winning." [ cheers and applause ] he wrote it. >> steve: he wrote that limerick. >> jimmy: i think he wrote it, yeah. he wrote it definitely. >> steve: he's a poet as well. >> jimmy: bernie sanders. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: also did a poem of his own. [ laughter ] do you believe this? >> steve: no, i can't believe this. >> jimmy: look at this. look at this bernie sanders poem. "some voters think i'm too old they call my ideas too bold but i'm what you need
my suit pocket has a joint rolled." [ cheers and applause ] thatat bernie. >> steve: wow. feel the bern. >> jimmy: he wrote that. i think we have -- [ laughter ] i'm getting word in we have time for one more. >> steve: are you serious? who else wrote a poem? >> jimmy: i don't know. look, this was just handed to us just now. i don't know. >> steve: who was it? >> jimmy: apparently chris christie wrote a poem. >> steve: really? chris christie wrote a poem? >> jimmy: yeah, i don't know. yeah. >> steve: all right, well, let's hear it. >> jimmy: "for breakfast i love eating ham, for lunch i love eating lamb, for dinner falafel wrapped in a waffle top it all off with some jam and butter and syrup." [ cheers and applause ] i mean, he added an extra line. more of a haiku. it's a haikuku >> steve: was a haiku, yeah. not about the election. >> jimmy: a limerick beginning with a haiku e eing. very tricky. >> steve: like e. e. cummings or something. >> jimmy: advanced, advanced, yeah. and get this. a canadian engineer designed a a plane that can fly passengers from new york to london in 11 minutes using a new
penetration mode. [ laughter ] i'm not sure which airline will buy the plane, but i think we can rule out virgin. [ laughter and applause ] i don't know -- i don't know for a fact which one. listen to this, guys. a mathematician in missouri announced that he's discovered the largest known prime number, and it's 22 million digits long. >> tariq: what's the number? can you say it? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> tariq: come on, man. >> jimmy: i can't say it, tariq. that would take a really long time. >> tariq: aw, jimmy, but it's tuesday. have some fun. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, tuesday is fun
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and finally a -- [ cheers and applause ] windy. >> steve: windy in here. >> jimmy: air conditioning is over my head there, yeah. [ light laughter ] finally, a line judge at the australian open was working a a match yesterday when a tennis ball took a bad bounce. check it out here. >> got it in a rough spot. >> oh! >> jimmy: i believe he'll be making zero love. [ laughter and applause ] i think he mixed his doubles. have a great show, everybody. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome. thank you very much. you guys, we have exciting news. we have a big announcement. we are flying out to do another week of shows in los angeles,
[ applause ] starting february 15th, we'll be broadcasting from universal studios s th some big guests and some really, really fun surprises so be sure to tune in for that. it's gonna be very, very exciting. [ cheers and applaus] we're getting ready. i'm packing already. speaking of exciting, come back again tomorrow night. she's an academy award-winning actress whose new movie "jane got a gun" hits theaters this friday. natalie portman will be here. [ cheers and applause ] she's always fun. plus we have the very funny john oliver. oh, man, we love john oliver. [ applause ] and music from sia. [ cheers ] oh, that's good stuff. that'll be fun tomorrow.w. we'l'ldo something fun. but first we have a fun show tonight. he's a cool guy and a great, great, great actor. from the new coen brothers movie "hail, caesar!" josh brolin is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: i love him. >> jimmy: he's a stud. >> steve: i love him. >> jimmy: he's a stud.
live." the very, very funny, the talented kate mckinnon is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] come on. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: she's hitting homers. >> steve: she's a brilliant genius. >> jimmy: she's hitting homers. she's hitting homers. and then musical guest tonight -- finally this happened. >> questlove: yes. >> jimmy: we've been talkingng about him for the past month. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and we were just talking and i go, oh, , gosh, were going through the songs, the hits. when n e going gets tough the going gets tough when the going gets rough he's got that one. he's got -- there will be sad songs to make you cry love songs often do then he's got -- then he's got -- i wanna be your lover lover lover boy wanna be your lover lover then he's got -- get out of my dreams [ cheers and applause ] get into my car sorry. none of these are on the right
[ laughter ] en he's got -- then n has my jam. suddenly life has new meaning to me there's beauty up above and things we never take notice of [ vocalizing ] [ laughter ] wake up suddenly caribbean queen now we're sharing the same dream billy ocean is here, you guys! >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ]
"here you are." "here you are" is the name of the album. look, he's 11 years old in this pic. i was talkin' to him about that. this is just a head full of dreams right there. and that's it. the one and only billy ocean. i'm just so psyched he's here tonight. billy ocean. [ cheers and applause ] guys, it's time to take a look at the stotoes making headlines today and d igh the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of going to the super bowl. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah. super bowl 50 is less than two weeks away. you got the denver broncos -- [ cheers and applause ] -- taking on the carolina panthers. [ cheers and applause ] so, let's take a look at the pros and cons of going to the super bowl. here we go. pro, the super bowl is turning 50. con, peyton manning is turning 60. [ laughter and applause ]
>> steve: it is. >> jimmy: pro, cam newton wants to win this one for his father cecil. con, peyton manning wants to win this one for his papa john. [ laughter and applause ] he loves papa johns. >> steve: he loves it. >> jimmy: apparently he loves it. pro, they're calling this year's game the golden super bowl. con, the golden super bowl is also what donald trump asked for at supercuts. [ laughter and applause ] "give me the golden super bowl. [ laughter ] hehe's a tip. million dollars." laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, it's the panthers versus the broncos. con, or as vladimir putin calls it, "thing i keep as pets versus thing i ride shirtless." he has a pet panther? >> steve: pet panther.
rusty baynes and boris cheek. con, in other words, super bowl 50 is being reffed by a jug band from 1931. [ applause ] play it, clete. >> steve: ba ding ding ding. >> jimmy: come on, rusty! clete. [ laughter ] it helps if you got no teeth. come on, rusty! pro, things will get emotional between the broncos and panthers. con, especially when both animals meet and fall in love in a budweiser ad. [ laughter and applause ] woo, woo! woo! woo! >> steve: that's how you keep tears back. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, the panthers
the dab. con, the broncos will do their favorite dance, the neigh neigh. [ laughter ] oh, come on. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: the neigh neigh. >> steve: like the horse! a horse. neighs. >> jimmy: neighs, thank you, yeah. it's for the kids! >> steve: it's for the kids. you know w wt? >> jimmy: they get a dance too. everyone gets a dance. and finally, proro peyton manning needs one more big win to catch up to his brother. con, jeb bush is like, "join the club." there you go. that's pros and fons. we'll be raght back with josh brolin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] dear, why don't we switch to directv? now mother, we are settlers. i've settled for cable all my life. but directv has been number one in customer satisfaction over cable for 15 years. we find our satisfaction elsewhere.
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our government belong to all of us. wall street, corporate america, wealthy campaign donors have so much influence that the only way they are defeated is when millions of people begin to stand up and say loudly and clearly, "enough is enough." i'm bernie sanders, and i approve this message. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmyour first guest is an academy award-nominated actor, starring opposite george clooney in the new coen brothers movie, "hail, caesar!", which opens friday, february 5th. he's a stud. please welcome the talented josh brolin, ladies and gentlemen!
>> jimmy: wow. welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] josh brolin. >> and you too. >> jimmy: thank you, i appreciate that. >> for you! >> jimmy: thank you. this is something else. what is this, this guy you brought with you there? [ laughter ] >> this is the next -- the movie i'm doing is a a 1970s porn. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that is a -- [ cheers ] >> come on down. [ laughtht ] that's the name of it? that's the name of it? i'm doing research. [ laughter ] somebody just went "ew." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. they love it. they love it. it's great. >> no, i just finished a movie called "legacy of a whitetail deer hunter" with danny mcbride.
>> in the back woods three and a half months. you know, i just finished the job yesterday. 7:00 i flew up here to do your show. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm getting distracted right now. >> no, and i get in -- >> jimmy: it's a little distracting. [ light laughter ] >> look at this. i gained 40 pounds. you can see it somewhere through here. [ cheers and applause ] i gained 40 pounds. >> jimmy: that's not bad. that's n n prosthetic. are you done filming this film? >> stop shaking your head. >> jimmy: are you done filming this film? >> i am. i'm done. i have to get rid of the weight. i have to get rid of this look. i have to get rid of this -- what is that? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: come on, dude. [ cheers and applause ] come on. just let me just take a a little -- we'll do one half. we'll do half. we'll do one half. >> all right. let me move this. >> jimmy: i'll do one -- i'll do one half. which half do you want to have? >> i just got nervous. look at that. [ light laughter ] i got really nervous. >> jimmy: which half do you want? this one? i'll take this one off. is that right? >> yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] w is everything elseseoing? [ cheers and applause ] sorry, sorry.
this is your water here. this is perfect. how is everything else going? >> everything else is really good. i did "hail, caesar!" with the coens and george clooney. and i really, really enjoyed that movie. i really enjoy my -- >> jimmy: look at this. [ light laughter ] this is great. now you can play two characters at once right there. turn towards me. [ cheers and applause ] yes. all right, that's perfect. so now you're like -- you can talk about this woods movie that you did. >> is this the mustache? >> jimmy: the mustacheheook, yep. >> the ' 's porn? >> jimmy: yeah, it looks good. >> and oh, my god, i love he goonies." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applae ] >> jimmy: fantastic. >> otherwise nobody remembers, because i'm fat and i have a a mustache. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. i can take off the other half. >> should i -- should i -- >> jimmy: since you've been in the back woods. i don't know if you heard, but donald trump is running for president. >> no way. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, he's a buddy of
>> jimmy: he is, right? >> he was, yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how did you meet donald trump? >> oh, my god, dude. [ light laughter ] ] >> jimmy: : me here. look at me. look at -- there you go. this is good here. now, look -- >> you hold that and give me the thing. >> jimmy: yep. >> no, give me the other thing. >> jimmy: yeah, sure, this guy? >> so don -- no. the other -- there we go. >> jimmy: we have things. >> so donald trump, i met at the 21 club. >> jimmy: oh, that's a great restaurant here in new york. >> yeah. and i borrowed -- because i forgot my wallet. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is so awesome right now. >> i'm telling you a story! >> jimmy: i know, i'm sorry. this is like fantasy -- it's like a fantasy camp or something. it's like i get to hang out -- josh brolin. like so fun. >> this is my porn. you are doing my p pn. >> jimmy: this is fantastic. >> oh, look, you totally missed that. >> jimmy: i'm sorry i missed that one there. how did you meet donald trump again? you were at the 21 club. >> yeah, but i was doing "wall street" and i forgot my wallet, so i needed 20 bucks in order to pay for the cab. and i asked anybody if they could give me 20 bucks and he did. he's a good guy!
[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you just met him and he just gave you 20 bucks. or did you go to meet him? >> well, he's got how many billions of dollars? >> jimmy: yeah, he throws out billions of dollars. look at that right there. >> you gotta go here so you can get a better camera shot. >> jimmy: no, this is good. >> is that good? >> jimmy: : ah. i think k u almost got it. you got to makaksure you get the middle o oelse you'll be in -- yeah, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] make sure you get the -- yeah, yeah. look at this right here. i think we got it. here's a towel. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: please, no, thank you. i think it looks -- [ cheers and applause ] look at this. that's what i'm talking about. that's what you can do. [ cheers and applause ] he's versatile. that's what i'm talking about. baby's butt, yeah. >> baby's butt. >> jimmy: i loveveatching every single movie you do a a different, a totally different person. i never know which one is you.
was telling you backstage,ou even walk different in this movie, because it's set in the '50s, right? >> set in the '50s. >> jimmy: and you walk like a -- >> like a simian. >> jimmy: no, no, it's not simian. it's fast. >> it's a little bit. >> jimmy: it's speed walking. >> i told you, that's not a a character choice. that's because of the size of my legs. i have really short legs. [ light laughter ] did you see, when i came out to see you i was like this. [ light laughter ] >immy: that's not how you walked when you came out. >> i did. >> jimmy: no, i'm complilinting you. >> no, i appreciate that. honestly. >> jimmy: but you play like a a hollywood fixer. like, you fix scandals. >> yeah. i fix scandals. >> jimmy: and george clooney is the star of this film. and you're trying -- >> no. [ light laughter ] well, he's co-starring in this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i'm sorry. yeah, you're right. [ cheers and applause ] i meant in the plot of the movie. in the plot of the movie. >> in the plot of the movie, totally. that's fiction, though.
>> jimmymyyou're definitely the star of the movivi yeah, i'm so sorry. but in the -- >> t tnk you. >> jimmy: in the idea -- >> that's why i'm here and george is not. >> jimmy: that's right, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hail brolin, hail brolin. that's what i say right now. >> the roots over there going, "man, this guy's so arrogant." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, he's not, please. i want to show everyone a clip of you trying to cover up a a scandal and spin it in the right way in "hail, caesar!" take a look at this. >> what? >> a little bird told me that he disappeared from the set today. >> oh, that. no, no. yes, he did have to take a a break. minor injury. high ankle sprain. >> what did you think i meant? >> oh, nothing, i saw your sister earlier. she watrying to resurrect old gossip about baird. >> i'm sure she was, that cow. she wouldn't know a news story if it bit her on the posterior. >> yeah, well she -- >> high ankle sprain? is that really the best you could come up with? we all know about the womanizing, and the drinking jags, and those trips to san berdoo . >> baird is a good family man.
>> what's up, peanut? >> natalie told me to find you p.d.q. i know it sounds screwy, but she said someone's calling from the future. good lord. definitely i have to r r. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, it is so -- it is shot beautifully. it's really funny. josh brolin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "hail, caesar!" hits theaters friday, february 5th. don't go anywhere. we'll be right back with kate mckinnon. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] we brought you here today to get your honest opinion about this new car. to keep things unbiased, we removed all the logos. feels like a bmw. reminds me a little bit of like an audi. so, this car supports apple carplay. siri, open maps. she gets me. wow. it also has teen driver technology. it even mutes the radio until the seat belts are buckled. i'm very curious what it is. this is the 2016 chevy malibu.
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independent spirit awards, which will air live february 27th on ifc. everyone, please welcome the lovely kate mckinnon. cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kate mckinnon, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] you look fantastic. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: i haven't seen you in a while. >> it's been a minute, hasn't it? >> jimmy: yeah, it has. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: were -- are you u were you doing a film? >> i'm -- i'm playing josh brolin in josh brolin's biopic. [ light laughter ] >> josh: i can't wait to see it. >> i guess i'm done with it now. will you gingerly remove this from my face? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: sure. when you ask completely -- >> very gingerly. ouch.
>> jimmy: stop it. >> ow! [ laughter ] much better. [ cheers and applause ] come on. >> thank you. you look gorgeous. >> jimmy: thank you, pal. >> josh: you look gorgeous. >> jimmy: everyone looks gorgeous. >> josh: you are funun and cute. great. guys, hey, over here, over >> sorry. and you too -- oh, jimmy. >> jimmy: i feel like timmy's friend on "lassie." oh, jimmy. >> oh, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, jimmy lassie --. you wish you can get yourself a a lassie one day, jimmy. >> oh he's so cute, jim. >> jimmy: you can call me jim, if you want, james. i have questions. i have lots of things to ask you. >> yeah, yeah, fire away. what's up? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: last saturday "saturday night live" was fantastic. >> thanks. >> jimmy: i happened to be here ininew york city. and it was a mess ououide, crcry -- >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: i mean, you couldn't drive or anything. but yet -- >> it was a bona fide maelstrom. and i don't say that word -- i've never said that word before.
>> jimmy: you lie, you said that word before, maelstrom. >> maybe once. [ laughter ] in grade school. >> jimmy: but it was -- it was crazy time. >> oh it was cuckoo-dook. and doing a show -- doing a a show in that was so weird. it had a sort of -- i hope there are no survivors of the titanic here, but it had a sort of like -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: usually you have -- the odds are good. >> playing on the deck of the titanic feel to it of like -- [ irish accent ] it's freezin', >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you're not only doing the "snl" and you got "ghostbusters" coming up, you're one of the ghostbusters. i know. look at how busy and successful you are. >> josh: are you one of the ghostbusters, seriously? >> yes. yes. >> josh: so frickin' awesome. >> one of the new ones, not the old ones. >> josh: no, not one of the old ones. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean how fun is that, right? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's going to be cool. >> yeah, yeah. that's gonna be great. >> jimmy: and you got to come back for that. i want to -- but you're hosting an awards show. >> yes, it's the film independent spirit awards.
and this is on ifc. >> 31st annual. >> jimmy: yeah. this is a big deal. have you ever hosted a show before? >> i have hosted several intimate dinner parties. [ laughter ] and i feel like the skill set is the same, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very similar, yeah. >> it's just slicing a a baguette. >> jimmy: yeah, slicing a a baguette. that's exactly what it is. exactly. >> i can assemble a cheese platter with the best of them. and that's what you need, right? >> jimmy: you can get away with it. where is it and where are you doing it from, new york? >> it takes place in a tent in santa monica. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this sounds like a a blast. bubuthis is good that yoyore gonna be outhere. you'reoing to be -- this is in l.a. and josh, you got a place in l.a., right? >> josh: yeah, i can see -- i can't, i shouldn't say that. the tent is close by to me. >> get out! >> josh: i've never been invited. but i'll wave. >> you're down by the beach, man? >> josh: mm-hmm! >> you got to have me over. >> josh: i totally will, dude. [ laughter ] >> i'm a blast -- >> josh: i'll be like, come on over. if the cheese platter doesn't work out, hang out at my house! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's have a a barbecue, dude! >> i can't finish the show guys.
house. [ laughter ] got to go to brolin's. >> jimmy: you guys have a a little something in common because you're -- the no-look high five. that'sretty rad. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you both do great political impressions -- or impersonations, i should say. because george w. bush and hillary clinton. >> oh look at him. yes. >> josh: george clooney. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and george clooney. you do a great george clooney as well. >> josh: the great president george clooney. >> jimmy: have you ever met -- did you meet george w.? >> josh: no, i was going to. i actually didn't want to. because e eryone obviously spends five minutes with him or whatever. then hisisook came out. and i thought, youounow what? i want to. then i saw an interview. and i said, you know what, i don't want to. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. josh: no, i remembered. >>immy: no. you don't want to meet h. >> josh: it was like no. >> jimmy: but hillary, how was hillary clinton? because i know you met her, i saw it on the show. >> literally a dream boat. >> jimmy: yes. >> i mean she's one of my
then meeting her, at the end of the night, i wanted to be like, "can i go to a diner and get some pancakes and just chat?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's always -- >> but she had other things to do. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, a little busy running for presisint. >> jimmy: tonight, i wanted to challenge you guys to maybe a a fun game using impressions and thought maybe it could be kind of fun, if you're up for it. just because josh, i know you do tons and tons of impressions. [ laughter ] >> josh: i'm known for it. being an "snl" member and all. [ laughter ] they literally took it -- like i was trying to deny the fact that she was dissing me. she was trying to shut me down. >> jimmy: no it was, it was a a no-look high five. it was a no-look high five. you guys, we're going to get this all together. josh and i and kate are playing "first impressions" after the break. stick around, be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ding! (jingle instrumental) at our housesewe're always down for more... and the heartiness of hot pockets makes that more possible. case in point: our handcrafted skydiving chamber.
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first impressions >> jimmy: now, the game works like this. we have a stack of envelopes here. inside each one is a card with the name of a celebrity with a a random phrase written on it. okay? the three of us will take turns reading a card in the voice of a celebrity. okay? and the other players have to guess who we're impersonating. okay? ne of us do any of these impressions, by the way. all right? >> how do -- how do they know that wheh they do the cards? >> jimmy: the producers just made sure. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: well we assume that you don't do any. >> that i don't do any? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was -- that was -- that was that stack. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and then you, we took away your faves, i think. >> that's good. >> jimmy: all right, so -- >> love to be handicapped. >> jimmy: yeah, this is going to be fun. that's the way you go into it. here we go. now, we'll go from outside in. josh, why don't you go first. this envelope is for you. >> thanknkou, thank you very much. >> jimmy: weweon't know what it is. so don't let us see what it is. >> oh, wow. um -- [ laughter ]
i was riding my snow blower around all weekend, my ass is killing me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know who it is. i think. >> i was riding my snow blower around all weekend. my ass is killing me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it sounds a little bit like alec baldwin, a little bit. but -- >> older. [ laughter ] older. funny first name, funny last name. [ laughter ] i was riding my snow blower around all week -- i'm on every morning. i was riding my snow blower -- >> regis philbin! >> jimmy: regis philbin! oh my god. [ cheers and applause ] >> it was close. >> jimmy: you got it, yeah. regis is a -- >> i don't know where he's from, but it's like ryan gosling, just do general new york. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and he just yells random words in the middle of a a sentence. yeah. kate, i'm not looking. i'm not looking. >> all right, what do we got? what do we got? >> jimmy: okayay >> i like e ing to the petting zoo to see the baby goats. >> christopher walken.
going to the zoo. christopher walken. [ cheers and applause ] that's not bad. have you ever done christopher walken? >> i did. it's not good. i know that it's not good. so don't -- >> but it works, obviously. it's how to work this game. >> jimmy: we knew who it was. >> thank you. >> jimmy: by the way, your "jinx" was amazing. robert durst. >> oh, thank you so much. >> jimmy: how do you know you did that impression? >> it just -- it just sort of happened. i was just a fan and -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you aren't. here you go, here. okay. oh, that's not fair. [ laughter ] you guys, i'm so excited -- [ laughter and applause ] don't make me do any more of this. >> do more. >> jimmy: no, no. >> do more! do more!e! >> could be one person or the othehe keep doing it. >> jimmy: i'm so afraid right now.
there's less than a week until the iowa caucuses. just guess anyone. >> no, no, no, wait, wait. muhammad ali? [ laughter ] george foreman? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> mike tyson. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] josh, one for you. >> do another one. just do another onon >> jimmy: no, i'm already afraid of that one. i need someone -- >> that was really good. >> oh, wow, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you need? what do you need? >> need's a prop. >> jimmy: i know what he needs. >> i need something big. [ laughter ] so imagine this is in my pants. >> jimmy: okay, okay, okay. >> i can play checkers for hours and never get bored. [ laughter and applause ] i can play checkers for hours -- wait. i could play checkers for hours and never get bored. >> jimmymykim kardashian? [ cheers and applause ] >> you do it.
all right, good, see? all right. kate. here we go. number five. dude, that was great. >> thanks. >> thank you for because i would never have. >> jimmy: thank you, okay. now you kate. >> i was trying to think of a a lot of different stuff. and it was not right. all right. okay. my favorite holiday's coming up. will you be my valentine, ha, ha, ha. >> jimmymypee-wee herman, comeme on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kate mckinnon and josh brolin. we'll be back with a a performance of billy ocean, everybody. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] amy thinks you have to be super smart to not mess up your tax refund. so we flew in super smart mathematician, maria chudnovsky, to help her. i have a lot of student loan debt. can i deduct my interest? (beep) can amy deduct her student loan interest? in her case, yes.
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cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to josh brolin, kate mckinnon, billy ocean once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody.