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? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by a five-time nba all-star, and olympic gold medallist who made his loyal fans very happy this summer when he signed an extension with the oklahoma city thunder. he's here attending new york fashion week, in partnership with barneys and preparing to drop his "true religion" signature clothing collection september 25th. please welcome the talented and fashionable man,
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[ cheers and applause ] ? ? >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here. i really appreciate it. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: it is so fun to watch you play. i will say that. so thank you for all -- >> appreciate that. thank you. >> jimmy: we love you. we lovu. >> sometimes, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you're the most fashionable guy by far -- >> thank you. i appreciate that. >> jimmy: in the nba, but i think in sports, period. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and you signed this new contract, which i'm just psyched about, we're all psyched about, because you're staying with the thunder. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okc. that's just a big deal. and that's cool. and i know you love the community there. you love the fans out there. >> i love it, man. it's a great place to be, man. the people are so nice to me and my family. i love being there. the weather changes, but i love it, man. it's great.
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>> i do. i'm pretty good at it too. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i heard that you bowl a 286? [ cheers and applause ] >> i have, i have before. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. [ applause ] that's -- well, we -- i got you a gift. i thought maybe you might like this. >> oh, you got -- a gift? >> jimmy: yeah. this is pretty cool. >> oh, lovely. >> jimmy: you can take this -- [ cheers and applause ] nice. >> i appreciate that. >> jimmy: that's not bad, right? >> that's not bad at all. >> jimmy: it's so easy to take with you. >> i just packed it on the floor. >> jimmy: yeah, and it's easy to put on the plane. easy to put on the plane. [ laughter ] easy to put on the plane. here, just yeah, yeah, sure. [ light laughter ] but i'd love to see you -- >> it's lovely. >> jimmy: it says throwing a a strike with this one. man, that'd be cool. >> and i'll send it to you, for sure. >> jimmy: you will? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. all right, perfect. >> you got it. >> jimmy: we got a lot to talk about, fashion week, you're here. you got so much going on. "true religion." >> yup. >> jimmy: all right, you're launching this new signature series there. now this is -- you do sweatshirts, you do jeans. >> yeah. >> jimmy: look at all the -- this is -- look at this. this is the type of stuff you roll up in. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, not bad. not bad. you see that? yeah.
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>> maybe. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and this is just good. you know, because this is, like -- look at that. [ cheers and applause ] you're a cool customer. >> that's pretty fresh, don't you think? >> jimmy: i love it. i think its good that you know charles barkley gives you a a hard time. >> who? [ laughter ] first time i hear it. oh, okay, okay. >> jimmy: yeah, he -- charles barkley, yeah. he said, what the hell, what the hell, was his quote on that. >> yeah, i know. >> he's always -- that's part of his job. >> jimmy: yeah. he puts you in -- he checks everybody, yeah. and these are some of the sunglasses you got here. is this with "true religion?" >> no, no, no. this is collaborated with a a young lady by the name of selema -- and framed with her as well. >> jimmy: selema, where can i get these guys? [ audience oohs ] >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: i'm not good with sunglasses. not the best. i mean, i -- >> they're online at westbrookframes.com, so you order them online right now. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ light laughter ] looks like i'm wearing little kid sunglasses now. oh yeah, i could pull these off. >> good thing about it is we have a lot of options. >> oh, yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. them are better. >> jimmy: i think these are the ones, right here. >> that works. that works. >> jimmy: is that the way i could do it? i could rock this out. >> i agree. >> jimmy: you also have jewelry as well? >> yeah, i have that too. >> jimmy: this is barney's? you can get these barneys new york? >> yeah, i collaborated with jennifer fisher. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. holy moly, moly. wow, oh, wow. [ laughter ] >> wait, wait, wait. wait, gotta go here. >> jimmy: ouch. don't hurt me. [ laughter ] >> don't bend it! don't bend it. gold, for gosh -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> there you go. >> jimmy: how about that? [ cheers and applause ] >> fashion is pain sometimes. there you go. there you go. i like it. i like it. >> jimmy: charles barkley who? [ laughter ] charles barkley who, you know what i'm saying? also, in china, you launched a
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that's how i wear it. >> that's the cool way. that's good. >> jimmy: that's the cool way to do it, right? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: wearing sunglasses? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know. yeah, i'm that cool, that just this blocks the sun. yeah, exactly. in china, you worked with jordan, with the new line of jordan -- quest, you're going to freak out on this one. quest is -- he's a -- yeah, he's a sneaker head, but these are just gems, they're more like luxury -- >> yeah, i have a lot -- i have a lifestyle shoe -- just because it's faster, i like to change the game up a little bit, and one with lifestyle. [ inbl [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: frank, look at that. [ laughter ] they are all jealous of these guys. there's the little -- right there -- come on, that's the way to do it. >> yeah, that would do it. that would do it, yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you do all this. >> i do. >> jimmy: and you're amazing at basketball. you're a very, very talented guy. >> thank you. i appreciate that. >> jimmy: but i was wondering if tonight since football season kicked off, then they'll
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football team game tonight. are you good at football? >> i'm not bad, i'm pretty good at all sports but sure. let's do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: russell westbrook and i are having a random football toss after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ? this one's got detachable keys it comes with a pen so you can write as you please surface has touch and a beautiful screen you can see things like they've never been seen this mac doesn't quite compare it's slower, heavy, and a bit square fold it in half, hello when you start lighter than air, you can doodle a heart yes it's plain to see the surface pro 4 is made for me ? the bud light party is for everyone. men bar crowd:yeah!
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? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back! check him out. can you see him? look at these guys. come on. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] >> looks good. that looks good. that looks good. >> jimmy: i'm here with five-time nba all-star and po russell westbrook, once again, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] these are his sneaks -- these are his kicks. football season kicked off tonight. so russell and i are about to go head to head in a random object football toss. now, we're going to take turns tryingthrowing random objects through the hole in that target back there. tonight's objects are a a mannequin head wearing the latest fashion because it's fashion week. we have a giant gummy worm.
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[ laughter ] and the money ball worth two points, it's two furbies glued together. [ laughter ] you think you can to do well on this one? don't answer. okay, very good. [ light laughter ] roots, can we get some football tossing music. russell, why don't you go first? >> what do i start with? >> jimmy: lets start with the mannequin head. ? pretty, right? >> where do i throw from? here? where? >> jimmy: yeah, right here. that one. >> this spot? >> jimmy: no, this line. invisible line, there. yeah, you got to see how to do it. it's tricky. >> you have to style her first you throw her. >> jimmy: yeah, you style it before you -- [ laughter ] -- you style it before you throw it, yeah, yeah. ? [ audience oohs ] [ applause ] >> oh! that was close. >> jimmy: here we go. happy fashion week! ? [ audience oohs ] oh. that was embarrassing.
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throw this one. [ cheers ] i don't know how you're going to do this one. all right. hey, slow down there. watch it, buddy, watch it! slow down, mister. oh, yeah, that's a good idea. yeah. >> can i go underhand? >> jimmy: yeah, you can go underhand with that one. ? oh! [ audience aws ] ? [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: i know, yeah. all right. purse full of skittles. purse full of skittles. >> open or closed? >> jimmy: i feel good. that's your call, open or closed, that's up to you. we give people the freedom of choice here. you're allowed to do it -- oh, that's smart. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: i thought you had it closed. all right, purse full of skittles. here we go. [ light laughter ] all right. ? all right. [ audience aws ] >> hang on, let's see what i have. >> jimmy: all right, double furby. [ cheers and applause ] double furby. >> jimmy: try to wake it up a a little bit. >> yeah. [ inaudible ] >> jimmy: there you go. now it's awake. >> oh, we got action furby. >> jimmy: yeah, he's on. he's on. blue furby's going. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh! >> jimmy: come on, furby, don't let me down.
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? [ audience aws ] >> oh! >> jimmy: it's a tie, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] the winner, russell westbrook! >> next time. next time. >> jimmy: russell westbrook, ariana grande performs with uss after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]
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? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: performing "side to side" with a little
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again, ariana grande! [ cheers and applause ] ? ? i've been there all night ariana ? ? i've been there all day nicki minaj ? ? and boy got me walkin' side to side ? i'm talkin' to ya see you standing over there with your body ? ? feeling like i wanna rock with your body and we don't gotta think 'bout nothin' ? ? i'm comin' at ya ? doesn't matter 'cause you give me temptation and we don't gotta think 'bout nothin' ? ? these friends keep talkin' way too much say i should give you up can't hear them, no 'cause i ? ? i've been there all night i've been there all day
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side to side ? ? i've been there all night i've been there all day and boy got me walkin' side to side ? ? been tryna hide it baby what's it gonna hurt if they don't know ? ? makin' everybody think that we solo just as long as you know you got me ? ? and boyot deals with the devil ? ? and i know it's gonna get me in trouble just as long as you know you got me ? ? these friends keep talkin' way too much say i should give you up can't hear them no cause i ? ? i've been there all night i've been there all day
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side to side ? ? i've been there all night i've been there all day and boy got me walkin' side to side ? ? this the new style with the fresh type of flow wrist icicle ride bicycle ? ? come true yo get you this type of blow if you wanna minaj i got a tricycle ? ? all these bitches flows is my mini-me body smoking so they call me young nicki chimney ? ? rappers in they feelings 'cause they feelin' me uh, i give zero and i got zero chill in me ? ? kissing me copped the blue box that say tiffany ? ? curry with the shot just tell 'em to call me stephanie ? ? gun pop then i make my gum pop i'm the queen of rap young ariana run pop ? ? these friends keep talkin' way too much
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'cause i ? ? i've been there all night i've been there all day and boy got me walkin' side to side ? ? i've been there all night i've been there all day boy got me walkin' side to side ? ? this the new style with the fresh type of flow wrist icicle ride bicycle ? ? come true yo get you this type of blow if you wanna minaj i got a tricycle ? ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, come on! ariana grande! [ cheers and applause ]
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my thanks to ariana grande, russell westbrook, the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ariana grande again! come on! look at that. standing o right there, not bad. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ? ?
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? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: performing "side to side" with a little help from the roots, once again, ariana grande! [ cheers and applause ] ? ? i've been there all night ariana ? ? i've been there all day nicki minaj ? got me walkin' side to side ? i'm talkin' to ya see you standing over there with your body ? ? feeling like i wanna rock with your body and we don't gotta think 'bout nothin' ? ? i'm comin' at ya 'cause i know you got a bad reputation ? ? doesn't matter 'cause you give me temptation and we don't gotta think 'bout nothin' ?
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keep talkin' way too much say i should give you up can't hear them, no 'cause i ? ? i've been there all night i've been there all day and boy got me walkin' side to side ? ? i've been there all night i've been there all day side to side ? ? been tryna hide it baby what's it gonna hurt if they don't know ? ? makin' everybody think that we solo just as long as you know you got me ? ? and boy i got ya 'cause tonight i'm making deals with the devil ? ? and i know it's gonna get me in trouble just as long as you know
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keep talkin' way too much say i should give you up can't hear them no cause i ? ? i've been there all night i've been there all day and boy got me walkin' side to side ? ? i've been there all night i've been there all day side to side ? ? this the new style with the fresh type of flow wrist icicle ride bicycle ? ? come true yo get you this type of blow if you wanna minaj i got a tricycle ? ? all these bitches flows is my mini-me body smoking so they call me young nicki chimney ? ? rappers in they feelings 'cause they feelin' me uh, i give zero
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? kissing me copped the blue box that say tiffany ? ? curry with the shot just tell 'em to call me stephanie ? ? gun pop then i make my gum pop i'm the queen of rap young ariana run pop ? ? these friends keep talkin' way too much say i should give you up can't hear them no 'cause i ? ? i've been there all night i've been there all day and boy got me walkin' side to side ? ? i've been there all night i've been there all day boy got me walkin' side to side ? ? this the new style with the fresh type of flow wrist icicle ride bicycle ? ? come true yo get you this type of blow
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i got a tricycle ? ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, come on! ariana grande! [ cheers and applause ] "dangerous woman" is available now. my thanks to ariana grande, russell westbrook, the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ariana grande again! come on! look at that. standing o right stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]
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new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- molly shannon. from "other people" writer director chris kelly. political commentator cenk uyger. featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and nate morton. ? [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. news. a new poll released yesterday shows hillary clinton with a two point lead over donald trump nationally, putting her safely at a two. [ laughter ] republican vice presidential nominee mike pence broke with his running mate yesterday, saying that unlike donald trump, he does not doubt that president obama was born in hawaii. though interestingly, pence
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[ laughter ] hillary clinton released several new spanish-language campaign ads yesterday. though i think she might be trying too hard to connect with hispanic voters. a major animal conservation group has announced it is taking giant pandas off their list of endangered species. but great news for, crazy seth's panda emporium. that's right, crazy seth's panda emporium is back in business and it is pandamonium over here. we got your panda meat, your panda-mite, your panda belts, your panda paw necklaces. we've even got stuffed pandas doing karate, crickey! so hurry down mate, and get your pick of the pandas now. because let's face it when crazy seth gets his paws on them pandas, they'll be totally endangered and so will these prices.
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[ applause ] a man in australia was caught last week smuggling a half a million dollars worth of cocaine in his stomach in sidney airport. in his defense it would have cost him over a million if he bought it at the airport. [ light laughter ] how about a stomach full of cocaine. a new study suggests that starchy-ness should be added as a new taste to the five basic tastes that human can detect, said one researchers wife, next time you can just say you didn't like it. [ light laughter ] a food festival in los angeles
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marijuana. the way it works is, you put a frozen pizza in the oven and then you find it the next day when you wake up. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] >> and finally while responding to tips about a party in the heart of ohio's amish country this past weekend, police arrested more than 70 people for underage drinking. one teen drank so much that he party at speeds up to four miles per hour. ladies and gentlemen, we got a great show for you tonight. from the new film, "other people," our friend molly shannon is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] we'll also be joined by the new co-head writer of "saturday night live" and also the writer and director of "other people," chris kelly. and he is the executive producer of "the young turks" on fusion,
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so i'm looking forward to talking to him about the election and everything else that is going on. guys, let's be honest, 2016 has been a very strange year. to the point that sometimes you hear a news story and you think, that cannot possibly be true, which is why tonight we're go through some of those hard to believe stories, in a segment called "that actually happened." ? [ cheers ] >> seth: president obama expressed some concerns recently, about philippines president rodrigo duterte vigilante style justice system and this is how duterte responded on monday. >> you must be respectful. do not just throw away questions and statements. [ speaking foreign language ] >> seth: that actually happened. the president of the philippines called barack obama a son of a whore. it's the worst thing anyone has called a u.s. president since someone accidentally referred to george w. bush as jeb. or since churchill called franklin roosevelt a rolling
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[ light laughter ] you know what else actually happened? a world leader gave a speech in a windbreaker. [ light laughter ] are you a dictator or a nursing home casanova? excuse me is that seat taken? no i'm asking i have cataracts i can't see. and that wasn't even the weirdest foreign relations story because the president arrived in china on monday for the g-20 summit, and when he did, chinese officials refused to roll out the red carpet air force one so he was forced to exit from the belly of the plane. creating a situation so tense it ended with chinese and american diplomats screaming at each other on the tarmac. that actually happened. we had an international incident with a major nuclear power over stairs. and i hope the chinese can get their act together, because the next guy is going to want an escalator. now back at home, the presidential race is closer than ever and donald trump needs all
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so he travelled to detroit on sunday, to attend service at a black church, where he executed the most terrifying baby kiss in campaign history. [ laughter ] that actually happened. and if you think the baby looks unhappy there, you should have seen her when he was done. [ laughter ] now i know what you're thinking, am i supposed to vote for donald trump because of the baby? no, apparently you're supposed to vote for him because of a cloud. on saturdana lawyer michael cohen, tweeted that photo saying in case anyone is unsure as to who will be our next potus the lord has chosen the people's messenger. i can't stress enough, that actually happened. a lawyer thinks god is endorsing donald trump via cumulonimbus. hillary clinton has been endorsed by living presidents, members of congress and prominent republicans. trump has been endorsed by the weather. which is surprising given his position on climate change. >> you know, you're not allowed
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you know that right. so if i take hairspray, and if i spray it in my apartment which is all sealed, and you're telling me that effects the ozone layer? i say no way folks. no way. >> seth: you know, i'm not sure what's worse, a violent dictator insults our president, or someone who still wears hairspray in 2016. but i can tell you one thing, that actually happened. ? we'll be right back with more [ applause ]
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? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: performing "side to side" with a little help from the roots, once again, ariana grande! [ cheers and applause ] ? ? i've been there all night ariana ? ? i've been there all day nicki minaj ? ? and boy got me walkin' side to side ? i'm talkin' to ya see you standing over there with your body ? ? feeling like i wanna rock with your body and we don't gotta think 'bout nothin' ? ? i'm comin' at ya 'cause i know you got
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? doesn't matter 'cause you give me temptation and we don't gotta think 'bout nothin' ? ? these friends keep talkin' way too much say i should give you up can't hear them, no 'cause i ? ? i've been there all night i've been there all day and boy got me walkin' de ? i've been there all night i've been there all day and boy got me walkin' side to side ? ? been tryna hide it baby what's it gonna hurt if they don't know ? ? makin' everybody think that we solo just as long as you know you got me ? ? and boy i got ya 'cause tonight i'm making
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? and i know it's gonna get me in trouble just as long as you know you got me ? ? these friends keep talkin' way too much say i should give you up can't hear them no cause i ? ? i've been there all night i've been there all day and boy got me walkin' >> seth: welcome to the burn zone! we got a lot of topics to sizzle through but not lot of time. over here is the burner, let's turn on the gas and load her up. whoo hoo hoo! gadzooks! all right, first up, anthony weiner, i've seen your penis so many times i'm starting to confuse it with mine. [ laughter ] come on man, your wife works all day deleting hillary clintons e-mails only to come home and find your direct messaging your schlong to the new york post.
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also, i want to see a dick that used to be a new york politician i'd look at a picture of rudy giuliani, side burn rudy. >> side burn. >> seth: anthony weiner sorry buddy, but three strikes ya burnt. laguardia airport, thanks to ongoing renovations there's so much traffic getting there that people are being forced to get out of their cars on the highway and walk to their terminal. at this point you'd get to cancun faster if you just marry a mexican and wait for president trump to deport you both. and laguardia, you locked down the title of worst airport decades ago, stop punching, the fight is over. you won. what can you possibly be renovating? are you trying to add more hair covered ice cream cones to the floors of your restrooms? you know you're a bad airport when people say i think i'd rather go to newark. laguardia airport, your airport coach should be brn because ya burnt. [ applause ] russian hackers, how many of you are there?
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offer in russia? like every guidance councilor in the country is like i see you enjoy puzzles and mischief, have you considered becoming an international menace? and listen up hackers, i got something personal to say to you. please don't hack me. just hack other people. there's plenty of freaks and weirdos out there. hack them. hack the weirdos, don't hack me. don't hack me. russian hackers, ya burnt. [ applause ] back to school shopping. why do kids have to buy a new backpack every year? one? and what's more fun than trying on jeans for mom while she asks the salesgirl if they look a little loose in the crotch. don't worry mom i will grow into them. eight times a day, every day until the hellish march of puberty comes to a close. but dude for real, you got to pick out the perfect first day outfitecause if you don't look cool no one will have sex to with you. it's all about the shirt. never mind the acne colonizing your face or the fact that your voice sounds like someone is
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>> puberty is a bitch. >> seth: let's face it, summer rules, school drools. go back to school shopping, ya burnt. running mates. hey mike pence and tim kaine, just sit the rest of this election out. no one cares what you guys have to say. you are human yogurt. you could switch places and literally no one would notice. mike pence you look like the cop who arrested teen for underage drinking and tim kaine, you look like the dad that has to pick up that teen at the police station. [ light laughter ] running mates, let me run this by you, ya burnt. [ applause ] up next, legal guardians -- [ buzzer ] ah, that buzzer means we run out of time, looks like i'll have to burn you scam artists the next time-out. this has be "ya burnt." [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with molly shannon.
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y23eoy yvpy >> "late night with seth meyers" is taking the show to washington d.c. at the warner theater the week of october
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go to latenightsethtickets.com. [ applause ] >> seth: welcome back everybody. our first guest tonight is a very funny actress and comedian who you know best from saturday night live. she stars in the upcoming film "other people" which opens in select theaters friday. it's also available on video demand and itunes. please welcome back to the show the lovely molly shannon. ? [ applause ] >> seth: hi! >> hi seth. >> seth: it's so good to see you again. >> it's so nice to see you too. >> seth: i saw your movie last night it was fantastic. >> oh my god. >> seth: and i want to talk about that but we were also talking backstage you have an 11 and 12-year-old. >> yes. >> seth: i am a new parent now. 5 months old. >> i know. >> seth: very fun. >> ash. >> seth: baby ash. he's great. >> oh seth. >> seth: but do you remember back now, that you have --i mean you have little adults now. do you remember back when they were newborns and how you were as a parent? because it's trippy when all of
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>> it is. it really is. i remember when i, let's see --when my son was first born my daughter was -- she's 18 months older than my son. but when my son was born i did a part in "marie antoinette" sofia coppola's movie. >> seth: yeah. >> and i really want to do it so i went to work when my son nolan was only two weeks old and i remember i had to wear the make up with the big white wig and white face and i remember nursing him and he looked up like who is this lady? that is weird. and trying to get -- and it was so funny. >> seth: out of all the people i could have ended up with i end up with this crazy lady. >> yes, yes, exactly. so i always laugh about that. but, no i love being a mom. it's the greatest. >> seth: and your kids, obviously they know you're an actress and they know you're a performer. >> yes. >> seth: and they've come and seen you in some work. you were in hotel translysania 2. >> yes, yes. i went -- i take my kids, i'm always with their friends. and we were in los angeles and we went to go see the movies. we went to hotel transylvania
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two friends who are twins cella, and sophia and they were like, they were like -- after the movie they were like "your part was kind of small." and i was like "yeah." but it's good you got yourself in there. you know? they save a lot to say. >> seth: very adult. >> yes, yes very adult. >> seth: now your son saw a "transparent" billboard and was this --did he do this on purpose? because we had jeffrey tambor on the show yesterday and he was a delight. >> yes my son, you know, where we drive we just go over and we see like movie posters and there was a big poster of jeffrey tambor from transparent, you know a man, dressed as a woman and my son was like there's mommy. and i was like -- [ laughter ] i asked, that's something that makes me laugh. >> seth: yeah. >> but i asked my husband i was like could you see why he would think that he would say that? >> seth: you know, you've got to check on it.
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your kids an active imagination. do you play --this is true that you play truth or dare with them? >> we do, we play truth or dare. my rule is always i like to laugh. and as a matter of fact i just went to see the movie "nerve" with my daughter stella and my son nolan and their friend sienna and sienna was like this is such a good movie for us to see because you're always making us to dares so this is like perfect for us. >> seth: yeah so what do you make 11 and 12-year-olds do as a dare? >> i do just sweet stuff that makes me laugh. like we'll be driving and my son will call out to strangers "like monty, karen, hi!" it's so dumb. it's just dumb. they always have to be nice. >> seth: right. >> we all make sienna, like if we're out for pizza i'll do like i dare you to go up -- i'll go i dare you to go up to that lady and -- just say -- you know make up a name. and we watch from a distance so she'll just go up and go "isabelle, isabelle is that you?" and there's just something about a like, a kid teasing an adult
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and ask if there was a gentleman's workout and he's 11. just silly, silly stuff. >> seth: a gentleman's workout? >> yeah, yeah. or we, on the way to school i'll make my son yell out like "top of the morning to you." and we just see who responds. yeah, stuff like that. >> seth: now when you were young, you used to --which is not a place that i've ever heard young people want to hang out. you like to go hang out in hospitals. >> hospitals, i did. with my friend, anne and i grew up in cleveland, ohio. interest in characters and being in other worlds and so we used to take the train downtown and we were like 11 and we would just go to hospital cafeterias to be around the doctors in scrubs with clogs, getting tuna fish and burgers at lunchtime. the hubbub. like post surgery like quickly grabbing a bite and i liked to pretend i was a doctor. and i still actually really like that. we would just spend the whole
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as if we were one of them. >> seth: did anybody ever stop -- were you such good actresses that no one ever thought those might be kids? >> yeah, no. nobody ever did. and then we also used to like to go to airports and i used to like to --so we would take the train out and just go to airports and i liked to watch people say hello and goodbye. >> seth: uh huh. >> and i loved girls that were like needy like saying good-bye to like a boyfriend. or like really like "i miss you." like really needing someone. i don't know why i fou maybe because my mom died. but i was like --i was just like wow, she can really just need and like cry "i'm going to miss you!" you know, i like that. >> seth: i feel extra bad for that person. because not only were they missing their boyfriend but if they look just a little over they'd see young molly shannon just staring watching this whole thing unfold. this is very exciting you're in the new hbo sarah jessica parker show "divorce." >> yes, yes. >> seth: so tel us about that.
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sarah jessica parker. tracy letts plays my husband. thomas haden church, talia balsam, an amazing cast. it's created by sharon horgan. it's about marriages and all kinds of things and people questioning their own marriages. it's a i would say a dramedy. it's really good, it's really juicy. it's a show i would definitely watch. >> seth: that's great. >> yeah. >> seth: that's very high praise. >> yes. >> seth: and you --i know it's about people in different stages of you know divorce and trying to date again and you used to work for a dating service. >> seth: so what was your role at the -- because this is back when technology was different. this is not online dating. >> no it was years ago where they would have people could would come in to this dating service and they would video tape themselves and then they would request girls that they were interested in and then they would call to see if that girl responded back. >> seth: girls would be shown their videotape. >> they would be shown the guys video or whatever. and then if they called back they could either not find out why or they could ask for the reasons why they were rejected and i would have to read the reasons over the phone.
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four, personality and i would read, i'd be like -- and i would feel so bad and i didn't have the heart to do it and i would go in the bathroom and cry every time because i felt so bad. >> seth: yeah. >> i was like people looking for love and trying so hard and it's so brave to show up and date. i mean come on. yeah, i don't know. >> seth: yeah. absolutely, putting yourself on video tape too. that is --you realize now online dating seems putting yourself out there but back in the day when someone had to go and somebody had to like frame you up and light you and stuff. that's awful. >> i know. take a quick minute. "other people" this is a beautiful film. written and directed by chris kelly is going to come out. >> yes. >> seth: and this is about a son who goes to sort of spend a year with his mother she is very sick and sort of spend time with her in the time before she leaves and was this a difficult role? i mean there's very funny parts but this really is a drama. was it difficult to take it on. >> i really, i just felt so excited. chris is such an amazing writer like you and i just felt so lucky to be given such a great
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like this is so good and he wanted to hire comedians too because there's so many funny things that happen in dealing with death and how this family copes with this thing. so i just really just felt more excited than scared. i felt lucky, lucky. >> seth: well that's great. >> yeah. >> seth: well i felt lucky to see it. and we'll bring out chris after this commercial and talk about it a little bit more. >> thank you seth. >> seth: more with molly shannon and chris kelly after this. [ cheers and applause ] ? ? ? ? one smart choice leads to the next. ?
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