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[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his rooney mara,
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musical guest justin bieber, and featuring the legendary rootcrew. >> questlove: 369, el presidente. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i feel the love! that's a hot crowd. oh, my goodness. oh, feels so good. thank you. thank you. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, everyone. welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. you're at the show. [ cheers and applause ]
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i'm your host, jimmy fallon. you guys, we have justin bieber on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] do we have any beliebers in the audience? [ cheers and applause ] no? oh, well. [ laughter ] guess i'm the biggest belieber here. he's a good man. he's got a new record. he's gonna kill it tonight, when you see him. he's just so talented. the guy -- [ cheers and applause ] new song "sorry." let's get to news first. you guys, i saw that donald trump went on twitter today and he mocked ronda rousey for losing her fight this past weekend. in response, t-mobile's ceo said he'd pay to see trump fight her in the ring. [ laughter and applause ] at which point, trump started building a wall around himself. [ applause ] like, i don't like this. build a giant wall. i'm sorry. did you guys see this?
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in a recent interview, sarah palin admitted that katie couric's questions back in 2008 about what newspapers palin reads, was actually fair. that's right. she admitted "i had a crappy answer." [ light laughter ] when asked what paper she reads now, palin said, "hoo, boy. probably should have saw this one coming. [ light laughter ] uh, uh, uh. read? i mean, what do you read? do you read? i read that, too. yeah." guys, president obama is overseas this week. that's right, he's joining other world leaders in turkey for the g- 20 summit. which is unusual, because normally when people are gathered around turkey debating obama, it's just a bunch of drunk uncles at thanksgiving. [ laughter and applause ] not my president. i didn't vote for him. all right. i think a lot of people might agree with this. in pope francis' latest weekly address, pope francis
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phones at the dinner table. which begs the question then, who is on their phone while they eat dinner with the pope? [ laughter ] [ applause ] i mean, that's like -- oh, i'll be there as soon as i can. just having a dinner with pope what's-his-name. [ light laughter ] he's looking at me. [ light laughter ] who would do that? >> steve: who would do that? >> jimmy: actually, this is pretty crazy. in a new interview, mark zuckerberg said facebook will be more intelligent than humans in ten years. yeah, when asked how he'd make facebook smarter, zuckerberg said, we won't. we're just gonna use facebook to make humans dumber. [ laughter and applause ] that makes sense. like me, like me. [ light laughter ] of course, everyone's getting excited about the new "star wars" movie coming out next month. i'm excited. [ cheers and applause ] in fact, i saw that there's a a life-sized replica of an
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x-wing on display at an airport in singapore. yeah, it seats two people and doesn't actually fly. then jetblue said "we'll take it." [ laughter and applause ] uh, we're gonna be on the tarmac for another four hours. we have some complementary blue tara chips coming around, you guys. guys, here's some -- thank you. i'm done. >> steve: all right. >> jimmy: what else going on? here's some business news here, you guys. marriott reached a $12 billion deal to buy starwood hotels and resorts, which now makes hotel chain. that's right. at first the deal only cost $9 billion, but then they celebrated with a tiny bottle of champagne from the minibar, made it $12 billion. [ applause ] i didn't know how much it was. >> steve: that's pricey. >> jimmy: and this is going did you see this? this is really funny. i guess, a dad from ireland used his son's go-pro to film
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his trip to vegas. have you seen this? but apparently, he didn't realize he was shooting everything in selfie mode. i mean, it goes on for like an hour. but anyways, here's some highlights. look at this. >> look at that. looks stunning. [ laughter ] beautiful. >> jimmy: beautiful. look at how beautiful that thing is right there. and look at over there down the street. isn't that gorgeous right there? oh, you'll never see that. oh, no, you'll never see that. [ light laughter ] fantastic. [ applause ] oh, look at that. oh, it's beautiful. oh, i can't wait to watch this back. >> steve: double rainbow. >> jimmy: that explains the new slogan, "what happened in vegas?" that story, of course, is brought to you by dads, they're the same everywhere. it doesn't matter where you're from. [ applause ] look at that right there, down the street. oh, wow. i saw that this week marks the
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20th anniversary of the usb cable. that's right, people celebrated the occasion by plugging in a a usb cable wrong, flipping it over, and somehow still wrong, and then flipping it over a a third time and plugging it in correctly. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, perfect. what the heck am i doing wrong? you guys, now that marijuana is becoming legal in so many places, i saw there's now a a university called oaksterdam in oakland, california. that's just a business school for legal marijuana. kind of like regular college but with less weed. [ applause ] you know what i'm saying? it's a business school. and finally, this really made me laugh, you guys. i saw that two zebras escaped from a circus in philadelphia this week. and led police on a chase through the city. now, of course, a lot of people saw the zebras, including this woman, and check out what she was wearing. >> it was a daring escape, and
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afternoon, two cunning circus zebras almost got away with it. >> everybody was runnin' full speed. [ laughter ] they came around and came around. and stopped right there, and started to cross. [ applause ] >> jimmy: license and registration. i think it may have been the zebra in a really good disguise. we have a great show, you guys. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, everyone. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome, everybody. hey everybody, got some exciting news, here. check out who's on the cover of the new "esquire" magazine. hello, it's me. [ cheers and applause ] as santa's helper and then me as a baby as well. scary.
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>> steve: santa and the baby. >> jimmy: i'm santa's helper and the crying child on his lap, yeah. which is -- but this is the big holiday issue. i'm very excited to be on the cover of any magazine. but, of course, "esquire" this is a big honor for me. it's all the gift giving guides, it's got everything in here, all the good articles, all cool styles, and you get some free cologne samples. >> steve: oh, nice. >> jimmy: yeah. and then you get a nice picture. there's another picture of me as santa's helper on the cover. look. [ cheers and applause ] it was super fun. i want to thank the writer, scott raab, who really, i was with him for probably two weeks. remember -- remember him? >> steve: yeah, he was a good dude. >> jimmy: he was here, we hung t almost every day. he didn't really like me. [ light laughter ] but i think by the end of the article, i think he came around a little. maybe a little bit. >> steve: you grew on him. >> jimmy: i don't know, but maybe. i don't know, i haven't talked to him since this. i don't know what to say. hey, man, kind of like the article, thanks. but it's the realest article i think i've done. and he's just a great guy. i love this guy. also, the photographer, robert trachtenberg, and the
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editor david granger, thank you so much for putting me on the cover. [ applause ] scott, good job, buddy. i really appreciate that. we've got a big week of shows coming up. higgins, tomorrow night, from the highly anticipated new movie "the hunger games mockingjay part 2" katniss herself. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: jennifer lawrence will be here. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: tomorrow night. >> steve: a delight. >> jimmy: jennifer and i have something very special planned. very special. be sure to tune in for that tomorrow night. me and jennifer lawrence. then later this week, rachel weisz, r. kelly, and gordon ramsay. [ applause ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: my man, gordon ramsay, will be joining us. am i gonna, the kids, competing with children? i will, yeah? i take competing very seriously. and i don't care if i make them cry. [ light laughter ] >> steve: right. you gotta win. >> jimmy: part of the job, you guys. a great show tonight. she won the best actress prize at the cannes film festival for her performance in the new movie "carol."
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our pal rooney mara is here you >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she won. >> steve: she won it. >> jimmy: yeah. talented, talented, talented. also, from "modern family" everybody loves this guy. jesse tyler ferguson is stopping by. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he's a talented guy as well. and then, this guy, i mean, we've had him on the show a a zillion times. he always brings it. he's just a hard working guy. he's going to perform his new hit single "sorry." we have music from justin bieber. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: whoa. >> jimmy: his album "purpose." "purpose" is the name of the new alm. but he's -- i'm loving the new he kind of took his, his, his justin, he had justin beiber, and he was justin bieber, then he just kind of blew up that sound. and he has a new sound, and it's almost like a, south or like or like a caribbean type of jam to it. this is "sorry," here it is, if you don't know the song. this is justin bieber's new jam.
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yeah i know that i let you down >> jimmy: right. is it too late to say i'm sorry now >> steve: can't believe that. [ cheers ] sorry sorry sorry! that's it. that's all you get. >> steve: what, what, what? >> jimmy: sorry. [ light laughter ] you're gonna have to wait for later in the show. so if you don't like it, then i'm sorry. [ light laughter ] i want to play the whole song but i'm sorry "purpose" comes out right there. [ cheers and applause ] number one. number one right now. >> steve: number one. >> jimmy: number one on itunes, everything. >> steve: everywhere. >> jimmy: number one album. good for him, man. he's a hard working guy. plus, this sunday is the nascar sprint cup championship race. okay, it's a big deal. so justin bieber and i, jesse and i, we're gonna team up with the top four nascar drivers. i'm talkin' about martin truex jr., kyle busch, kevin harvick, and the legendary jeff gordon
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[ cheers and applause ] we're calling it "the tonight show" 500. that's happening tonight. it's gonna be awesome, you guys. this is the show to be at. hey, guys, it's time to take a a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons. here we go. pros and cons and pros and cons and pros tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of obama joining facebook. [ light laughter ] yeah, he just signed up last week. making him the first president to have hihiown personal facebook page. yeah, so, let's take a look at the pros and cons of obama joining facebook. here we go. pro, it's obama's way of better connecting with young people. con, or as sasha and malia put it, ew! [ laughter and applause ] leave us alone, dad. let us have our own thing. maybe i'll go on snapchat. no!
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[ light laughter ] pro, hillary clinton loves obama's facebook timeline. con, donald trump loves obama's facebook waaaall. beautiful wall, it's huge. [ applause ] lots of space. pro, his first post was about the dangers of climate change. con, his second post was his results for the quiz, which disney princess are you? [ laughter and applause ] definitely an ariel. ariel. >> steve: ariel. hands down ariel. >> jimmy: yeah. pro, last week, obama got poked by ben carson. con, luckily, he survived because of his giant belt buckle. i mean, you never know. you have to wear that giant belt buckle. >> steve: nitros right away. >> jimmy: pro, he friended hillary clinton. con, then got drunk at 3:00 a.m. and accidentally liked one of her bikini pics. oh. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: she should take those down. >> steve: you gotta be careful.
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>> jimmy: you gotta be careful. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: she should take them down. pro, convincing americans he's still working hard for them. con, by joining the one thing that helps people waste time at [ applause ] can't argue with that logic. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: pro, sending a friend request to bill clinton. he's more of a snapchat guy. [ audience ohs ] >> steve: oh. be careful. >> jimmy: more modern. more modern, yeah. >> steve: the cat's away. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: the cat's at a party. >> jimmy: and finally, pro, the increased traffic may slow down the site. con, thanks, obama. there you go, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show."
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show." i'm here with nascar legend jeff gordon! [ cheers and applause ] this sunday, jeff is one of the four drivers racing in the
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in miami at 1:30 p.m. on nbc. now, we've got all the drivers here right now, we're about to face off in the first annual "tonight show" 500, ladies and gentlemen. here we go. now, we've paired our nascar drivers up with some special guests. team jimmy is jeff and myself, and we are teamed with nascar star martin truex jr. [ cheers and applause ] one of the stars of the hit show "modern family," jesse tyler ferguson. [ cheers and applause ] so serious. and our opponents tonight are nascar legend kyle busch and tariq trotter from the legendary roots crew. [ cheers and applause ] now, they are teamed with reigning sprint cup champion kevin harvick, along with one of the biggest names in pop music. [ screams ] justin bieber. now --
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>> jimmy: yeah. wear your seatbelt. >> don't wish them luck! >> jimmy: no, i know. i'm winking the whole time. >> we need to win. >> jimmy: all right, now look, it's team jimmy versus team tariq. we're going to do a relay race, okay? first car from each team has to weave through these cones to the end of the lane, switch drivers without leaving their cars, then race back down the other lane across this line and tag in a teammate, who'll do the same lap. first team to get both of their cars across the finish line is the "tonight show" 500 champion. [ cheers and applause ] let's get in the cars. woo! >> what's up, you driving first? >> yep. >> best of luck. >> jimmy: break a leg. >> break a a leg. >> jimmy: you don't say that in racing? you don't say that in racing, all right. not in racing. you're caught in the lights and the sirens. [ sirens ] >> jimmy: all right. higgins, higgins, whenever you're ready, buddy. >> steve: all right, on
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jimmy: go for it, buddy! [ sirens ] >> go justin! go justin! justin! >> go justin! go justin! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! >> are you all right? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: go to the left! go to the left! [ cheers ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: stop! stop! do that again! >> i got to beat bieber. [ cheers ] >> are you ready? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: go, go! >> that's it! turn right through. turn right through.
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>> ohh! [ laughter ] >> go through him! go through him! go through them! >> jimmy: hit the brake! hit the brake! oh, my gosh! it was very close! it was very close! oh, my gosh. congratulations to our champs right here. oh, my gosh. >> i've learned a lot from street racing. >> jimmy: you learned how to street race right there. gosh, unbelievable. you guys, our thanks to jesse tyler ferguson, jeff gordon, kyle busch, kevin harvick, martin truex jr., tariq, and justin bieber. [ cheers and applause ] don't miss the nascar sprint cup championship race this sunday at 1:30 pm on nbc. rooney mara joins us after the break.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by an academy award-nominated actress. you know her from such great movies like "the social network," "the girl with the dragon tattoo," and "her." starting this friday, you can see her starring opposite te blanchett in the e critically acclaimed new movie called "carol." please welcome to the show, a a talented actor. here's rooney mara, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. >> hi. >> jimmy: thank you for coming to the show. i appreciate that. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. thank you so much. your family, i know a bunch of your family. >> ylu do? >> jim: i do. i ow your sister, right? >> oh, yes. yes. >> jimmy: and do i know your dad? >> i don't know. maybe. >> jimmy: john? >> no, that's my uncle.
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people always -- people do that all the time. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. well, i knowowour uncle. but, how big is your family? >> well, my dad is one of 11. >> jimmy: wow. >> and they all kind of look alike. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, well maybe i did meet your dad. who knows? maybe he was fooling around pretending he was john. >> no, he wouldn't do that. >> jimmy: i know, i know. i don't know your dad. you know him better than i do. [ laughter ] do you guys get together for the holidays? how many families are there when you get to gather around? >> we do. >> jimmy: thanksgiving. >> thanksgiving, yeah. we go to my dad's side of the family. i'm skipping out this year. sadly. [ laughter ] so you're skipping out. now, so why? because you're filming or sosothing? >> no, i'm just t ing to stay -- i'm going to stay in california for thanksgiving. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you could have easily made up a perfect lie on "the tonight show" and got away with it. you're goingngo stay in l.a. >> yeah, i'm going to stay with my boyfriend's family. >> jimmy: oh, interesting. because he comes to christmas with my family. that's very overwhelming, so i -- >> jimmy: how is it overwhelming? what do you guys do? well, cause my dad is one of 11 children. so, on christmas eve, we go to
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his parents' house, and you know, there's like 50 or 60 maybe at this point. there's tons of cousins. >> jimmy: every year, you're adding aew cousin. yeah. >> now there's g gat grandkids everywhere. i mean, there's just like people everywhere. >> jimmy: well, that's fun. you all catch up with each other, at least. >> yeah, but i mean, sometimes i go and i like -- what's that one's name? [ lalahter ] >> jimmy: what's that one's name? yeah. any traditions you guys do? >> well, that event, christmas eve, we -- since i was a baby, we or they have a santa claus come. i think usually it's like a a friend of an uncle, like a a drunk friend of an uncle. [ laughter ] dresses up as santa. we all just sit on his lap and we each get one present. [ laughter ] ] >> jimmy: you get one good present. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. and -- how long -- >> you only get one e bleep ] present. [ audience o ] >> jimim: hey. [ cheers and applause ] hey. with that mouth, you shouldn't get any presents.
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coal! coal, i say. >> i had to sit on his lap until i was like 23 years old or something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who is this guy? i'm going to give him a knuckle sandwich. if he's watching, i'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwic you had to sit in his lap until you were 20-something. you don't have to do it now, do you? >> well, because all the uncles think it's funny and they all yell out inappropriate jokes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you sit in this dude's lap every christmas eve and no one knows who he is. >> and everybody's like, oh santa. it's like so stupid. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] and then do you say what you want for christmas? >> no, he just gives us a a present. we don't even get to ask for what we want. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: something you like or no? >> yeah, when i was little, i used to get like, you know, american girls. an american girl doll. >> jimmy: aw, that's nice. i thoughghthat was a new thing. i didn't know -- >> oh, no, they've been around forever. >> jimmy: yeah, that's fantastic, i love those dolls. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmyi mean, not me, but i love them for my daughters. i do. like a cafe down the street. i want to hang out and bring my daughter.
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>> hang out and be an american [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't go. i want to bring my daughter to go hang out at the cafe. atever, anyway. normally every christmas eve, i dress up as santa and go to o different people's parties have them sit in my lap and i give them a present. [ laughter ] let's talk about youfilm "carol", because this is getting rave reviews for you and your co-star cate blanchett, who was on our show last night. gosh, i love her. >> i know, everyone loves her. how could you not love her? she's just incredible. >> jimmy: but i love youous well. >> i know, it's okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't mean to compare the two. i mean, you're both equally great. and my best friends. [ laughter ] you guys are my best friends. but you u this movie, right, and then the first time you saw it finished was at the cannes film festival. >> yeah. >> jimmy: am i pronouncing it right? or iit cannes? >> i don't know. i say cannes, but i'm sure we're saying it wrong. >> jimmy: yeah, okay. well, anyways, when you're at cannes, you're at the flim -- you're there, and it's the
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first time you're seeing the movie. and you don't know if people are gogog to like it or not because they boo. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: they freak out if they don't enjoy the movie. and it could be a disaster for >> well, not really -- yeah, i guess maybe for me, but more for todd. >> jimmy: the director, todd. >> todd haynes. >> jimmy: todd haynes. and so, the director gets bummed out if the movie doesn't work. people, they walk out and they go "this is just a nightmare" and they freak out. but instead, you got a giaia ovation -- >> yes, it was. >> jimmy: for this movie. and it must be exciting. i think for me, well, i'm not in movies, but i mean -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. that's all i wanted, some applause. that's all i really wanted. you made me work that hard. some nights, i leave here, and i get booed out of the building. it's not one -- this is one of the better audiences. so, i appreciate that. but, i mean, you're sitting there, you're all dressed up. and you get nervous. i mean, how awful that'd be if you did get booed. >> there was a lot of mixed emotions. i hadn't seen the film before,
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so i w w really nervous. and it's awful watching yourself on film regardless of what's going to happen at the but knowing -- >> jimmy: you judging things. better." >> yeah, like the first 35 minutes, i was like, "wow, i'm not that bad. this is pretty, like -- this is pretty good." >> jimmy: you're pulling this one off, yeah. place. but then everyone's clapping for like ten minutes straight and they donon stop. so, it's confusing becauau you hate yourself, and everyone loves you. and it's like, you don't know what's real. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what's real? oh, my gosh. i can tell you one thing that's [ laughter ] he is real. [ applause ] >> i believed in santa until a a very embarrassing age. >> jimmy: yeah, me too. i still do. well, look at this. i have -- this is one of the things, you go to cannes or cannes, whatever you want to call it. you go to cannes, and there's thousands and thousands of taking your photos, interviewing you the whole time you're there. there's you with the director and your co-star and you're happy and having a good time. >> i made such a stupid face. >> jimmy: that's not a stupid
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face. it's a gorgeous face that you have. and you're there and you're having a good time. and then what's funny is that these photographers they also have -- they're taking pictures, and what do they get? you know. [ laughter ] here you are smiling for the other photographer on this side, it's like the last supper. you knkn? [ laughter ] ] the other side, you get the best view. yeah. so then, there's also photographers here. and you go, "oh, what are they taking a photo of? and here's what's great. here's'shy you're having such a a good time. [ laughter ] that really made me laugh. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. that's funny. it's so weird. that, too. >> jimmy: yeah, right. you thought it was just your thing. >> yeah, i thought i was the only one. up the movie at all? this is set in the 50's. o women. >> jimmy: yep, mm-hmm. >> it takes place in the '50s around christmas time, and -- yeah. >> jimmy: it's you and >> that was a horrible pitch, yeah. >> jimmy: no, that's what it basically is.
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but at the time, the '50s, not the -- not the most popular >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, yeah. and cate has a kid, and she's married and this whole thing gets tricky. fantastic performances. congrats on winning. you won best actress. >eah. [ cheers and applause ] that's beyond an ovation. you didn't get booed. you won best actor. get out of here. you'u' the greatest. here's a clip. here's rooney mara with cate blanchett in "carol." it hits theaters friday. check this out, everybody. >> so, what kind of name is belivet? >> it's czech. it's changed originally. >> it's very original. >> well. >> and your first name? >> therese. >> therese? not theresa? >> no. >> therese belivet. it's lovely. >> and yours? >> carol. >> carol. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to rooney mara,
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everybody. "carol" is in select theaters starting this friday. jesse tyler ferguson joins us after the e eak. stick around, everybody.
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starts with 50% clean energy by 2030. so, what are we waiting for? [ cheers a a applause ] >> jimmy: our nextuest stars in the emmy award-winning show "m"mern family" which airs wednesday nights at 9:00 p.m. on abc. please welcome back to our show, we love him, jesse tyler-feuson. [ cheers and appppuse ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much. jesse tyler ferguson. [ cheers and applause ] yeah!
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and thank you for competing in that nascar race. i appreciate that. >> that's what i do. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. were you a sporty kid growing up? >> god, no. [ light laughter ] i don't know why that's funny. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were not. >> i was enlisted in soccer. enlisted. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, what? you got enlisted in soccer? >> yeah, my dad enlisted me in soccer. and i gave it a good shot. i think if somebody explained the rules to me, i would have been pretty good at it. >> jimmy: it was upsetting for you. >> i was verconfused. i was always going the wrong way. on our first soccer game, i was running out to the field with the other teammates and i tripped on a sprinkler, [ light laughter ] and the team ran over me. [ laughter ] and i was like, meryl streep in, you know, any one of her movies. [ laughter ] crying, and i got up. i just handed out orange slices and i was like, i -- i'm done. [ light laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: you handed o o orange slices, like i wanna be an actor. i'm done with this.
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>> yeah. not for me, yeah. >> jimmy: now, normally, at this point, i would ask you abououyour mom and tell me a a mom story. >> right. >> jimmy: but you're not gonna say anything about your mom. >> no, i told my mom i wouldn't tell any stories on this trip. i'll save them up for next time. but, my in-laws are also highly entertaining. >> jimmy: doesn't she get excited? >> she does. yeah, i love her. she's great. >> jimmy: but you won't say anything right now? >> i've gotta to save some up. >> jimmy: alright, mom, hold on for the next one. but your in-laws. my in-laws, who i'm gonna spend the holidays with this year, are pretty fantastic. and last year at christmas, i'm really excited to go back for christmas this year, because they really went all out last year with h e christmas decoraraons. >> jimmy: this made me laugh. >> i took a photo of my favorite christmas decorations. >> jimmy: yeah, so they put -- >> they actually decorated their tomato trellis.( >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> it's there. might as well put some lights on it. >> jimmy: looks festive. >> yeah, at night and you're like, let's light it up. let's light it up. >> jimmy: this is what it looks like at nighttime. there you go. [ lahter ] merry christmas, everybody. [ [ plause ] >> there it is. >> jimmy: there it is.
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>> it's festive. [ light laughter ] oh, god. it's so good. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i cannot wait to see what they put lights on this yea [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: it is kind of fantastic. >t is so fantastic. there's also ornaments hanging off it, if you can see. it's so good. >> jimmy: oh, gosh. and it's sponsored by trojan. [ laughter ] unbelievable. >> i'm not the only one who saw that, right? >> jimmy: no, gosh, i love that so much. now, look "modern family" is in the seventh season? >> seventh season, yeah. >> jimmy: congrats. [ cheers and applause ] we love everybody in the cast. but we love you as well. and so you brought us a little present, which i'm very excited about. >> oh, yeah, the other day in the makeup trailer, bieber came on, the radio, and we were -- we started a dance party. and i brought some footage for you. you'll recognize these faces. also, it's 7:00 a.m. in the morning. >> jimmy: 7:00 a.m., julie. >> julie, sofia and eric started a little dance party. >> j jmy: when bieber comes on, i'm tellin' you, this guy -- you gotta dance. >> you gotta dance. >> jimmy: watch this, 7:00 in the
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>> look at julie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, 7:00 in the morning. [ cheers and applause ] are you a belieber? >> yeah, yeah. i love that new song. julie bowen has insane energy. her energy level is absolutely astronomic. it blows me away every time. that 7:30 in the morning. she just -- she's the one that rallied everyone. >> jimmy: rely? 'cause you thinknkt'd be sofia, but it's julie. >> yeah, yeah, no, sofia, she was like, ay, okay, i go. i dance. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i also, say congratulations in your return to broadway. >> i know, very exciting. i'm doing a one-man show on broadway. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at this. totally committed. >> yes, i'm playing -- i don't ow why i'm doing this to myself, i'm playing 40 characters in this play. it's about a reservationist who works at a very fancy restaurant and he plays all the people who are trying to get
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reservations at the restaurant. he played the maitre d', plays the hostess. it's a lot of work. so, i started rehearsing that this month. >> jimmy: you don't stop at all. 'cause i remember seeing you in the putnam county spelling bee. >> putnam county spelling bee. >> jimmy: you were fantastic in that. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: but now you're coming back to broadway. how long you gonna -- >> highly anticipated return, according to my mother. but i also feel -- >> jimmy: he talked about her! hi, mom. [ applause ] yeah, yeah. >> yeah, really excited. >> jimmy: so, it begins april 2n2n runs for 15 wewes at the elysium theater. i'm psyched about this. congratulations once again, buddy. and thank you for racing with us. thanks for being on the show. [ cheers and applause ] jesse tyler ferguson, "modern family" airs wednesdays at 9:00 p.m. on abc. justin bieber performs for us next. stick around, everybody.
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tonight just released his new album, "purpose," which went to number one on itunes in 99 countries, including here in the u.s. [ cheers and applause ] performing his new single, "sorry," with a little help from "the roots", please welcome justin bieber. [ cheers and applause ] you gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty you know iry but i don't do too well with apologies i hope i don't run out of time could someone call a referee can we both say the words and forget this i inow you know that i made those mistakes maybe once or twice and by once or twice i mean maybe a couple of h5ndred times so let me oh h t me
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oh myself tonight can we both say the words and forget this is it too late now to say sorry cause i'm missing more than just your body [ cheers ] is it too late now to say sorry yeah i know that i let you down is it too late to say i'm sorry now i'm sorry yeah so sorry [ cheers and applause ] i'll take every single piece of the blame if you want me to but you know that there is no innocent one in this game for two i'll go i'll go and then you go you go out
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can we both say the words and forget this yeah is it too late now to say sorry cause i'm missing more than just your body is it too late now toay sorry yeah i know that i let you down is it too late to say i'm sorry now i'm not just trying t get t u back on me cause i'm missing more than just your body is it too late now to say sorry yeah i know that i let you down is it tooooate to say i'm sorry now oh oh oh oh oh oh sorry yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh so sorry yeah sorry yeah i know that i let you down
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i'm sorry now oh oh oh oh oh oh sorry yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh so sorry oh oh oh oh oh oh sorry yeah yeah i know that i let you down is it too late to say i'm sorry now [ cheers ] sorry yeah so sorry yeah [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, justin bieber! >> thank you. >> jimmy: pick up "purpose" on# itunes now.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to rooney mara, jesse tyler ferguson,
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jeff gordon, kyle busch, kevin harvick, martin truex jr., justin bieber, and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a a great night. hope to see you tomorrow.
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