tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC November 23, 2016 10:34pm-11:37pm CST
camila cabello, and featuring the legendary ros crew. >> questlove: 577! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, fantastic! hey! welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome. thank you very much. thank you for being here. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you've made it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. here's what everyone's talking about. of course, you guys, today, is the day before thanksgiving. [ cheers and applause ] so, that's exciting.
year. yeah. in fact, airports are so busy the t.s.a. asks passengers to just pat each other down. [ laughter and applause ] they're like, "where you headed? yeah, where you going? yeah, me too." "i know where you're going. you're my dad. [ laughter ] yeah, i'm going with you." yeah, it's so busy, some airports had to open up a a chili's 3, 4 and 5. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: that's how busy it is. i saw the chicago o'hare airport even had therapy dogs roaming around the terminals today to help stressed-out travelers. it made everyoneax for the people with weed in their carry-ons. [ laughter ] they're like, "get out of here! go! fetch! go fetch!" actually, i saw that today was dubbed weed wednesday because marijuana dispensary sales go up almost 30% the day before thanksgiving. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] you -- you know you're stoned at thanksgiving when you have to ask, "how long's my hand been inside this turkey?" [ laughter ] "just go. just go. get out of the room." >> steve: "where's the baster?"
dispensary in colorado is offering holiday gift packages that include pot brownies and other edibles. yeah. it's expected to be the first edible arrangement people actually want. [ laughter ] >> steve: ho! hey! [ applause ] "you care for some lukewarm cantaloupe? [ laughter ] only about 30 people ate it." [ laughter ] of course, not everyone is able to make it home to eat thanksgiving dinner with their families. so we put together this timeline of what the typical american thanksgiving is like, just so you can watch this and feel like you're not missing out. fi with an apple pie that she baked herself. your mom already bought an apple pie at the store, so this will be a thing. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: then, in the kitchen, your grandfather will wander in after two bourbons and say, "turkey's small this year." even though it's the same size every year, but -- [ laughter and applause ] meanwhile, in the living room, everyone will be watching football, awkwardly sitting through a viagra commercial. [ laughter and applause ] [ whistles ] then, at the dinner table,
political talk, your grandmother will say, "great, now i can talk about all my ailments." [ laughter and applause ] and finally, the conversation will have that magical beat of silence where somebody says, "well, i think it's time we get going." [ laughter ] and that's how thanksgiving usually goes, so i hope you have a great one. [ cheers and applause ] well, donald trump has been very busy this week preparing to take office. in fact, he released a video with an update on his white house transition and his policy plans for his first 100 days as president. he says he's hard at work, but i noticed something odd during the video. take a look at this. >> today i would like to provide the american people with an update on the white house transition and our policy plans for the first 100 days. our transition team is working very efficiently and effectively -- ?? >> jimmy: he's doing it from one of his casinos. >> steve: one of his casinos. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> steve: that's insane. >> jimmy: i knew i didn't buy it. [ light laughter ] and this is pretty big. after previously calling it a a hoax, yesterday donald trump acknowledged that global warming might be real.
trump was like, "i just had a a hard time believing something could get hotter as it got older, and i just didn't know." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey-oh! hey, hey, hey -oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "it didn't really feel warm." but the big news today that is donald trump has appointed south carolina governor nikki haley to be ambassador to the united nations. yeah. her main job will be learning how to say sorry in over a a dozen languages. [ laughter and applause ] finally, i read about a new app called "dropcar" that offers an on-demand valet service where a a stranger meets you, takes your car, and parks it for you. [ laughter ] they say it's perfect if you're on the go and you never want to see your car again. there you go. [ applause ] we have a great show, you guys. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ?? ??
>> jimmy: hey, everybody! it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, we are spending thanksgiving with the hilarious kevin james. >> steve: oh, funny. >> jimmy: man, oh man, is he funny. [ cheers and applause ] we have something fun planned with him, something very messy. be sure to tune in for that. plus tim gunn will be here as well. we love tim gunn. [ cheers and applause ] make it work! and we have great music from the weeknd is doing a medley. >> steve: wow! medley for us. >> steve: so it's a long weekend. >> jimmy: it is a long weekend and a long weeknd song, yeah. he's doing "starboy," and then, he's gonna mix it in with something else. it's going to be fun. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. we loved her in "how to be single" and "this is 40." now she's starring in the new film, "the comedian," alongside robert de niro. leslie mann is dropping by. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness. we love her. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: she's awesome. she's funny too. also joining us tonight, this guy is just one of the most talented dudes ever.
"frozen" or as king george in "hamilton." now he's starring in a big new david fincher series for netflix called "mind hunter." ooh. our pal jonathan groff is here! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: plus, we do this bit. we feature this from time to time. we love doing this bit. i really enjoy it. it's featuring some amazing kid inventors in a segment we call "fallonventions," and it's good to see what these kids come up with. [ cheers and applause ] i have a few inventions of my own. >> steve: always. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, it sho music from machine gun kelly and camila cabello! >> steve: yo! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: camila cabello! hey, guys. we're in week 12 of the nfl season, and the big thanksgiving thursday night football matchup is between the pittsburgh steelers and the indianapolis colts right here on nbc. it's a big matchup. [ cheers and applause ] everyone watches football after thanksgiving dinner. now, as you know, at the end of every season, they give an award, like "most valuable player," but they also give out
like "most likely to succeed," "class clown," stuff like that. so with that in mind, it's time for "tonight show superlatives." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ? tonight show superlatives ? >> jimmy: our first player is tyler matakevich. he's a linebacker for the pittsburgh steelers. he was voted "most likely to be jesse tyler ferguson after thanksgiving dinner." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. >>im >> jimmy: next up is justin gilbert. he was voted "most likely to put on his jersey with the hanger still inside." [ laughter and applause ] well, that -- the best way to keep it. >> steve: there, you got to keep it -- you got to keep it separate. >> jimmy: next up is steelers wide receiver antonio brown. he was voted "most likely to learn things by plugging himself into a usb port." [ laughter and applause ] which is very tricky to do. [ laughter ] it's not easy. >> steve: hey, you know. it's not easy.
made this face as he slowly rises over the side of your bathroom stall." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: "is everything going good in there?" [ light laughter ] "i hope everything comes out okay." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: our next player is vince williams -- [ laughter ] who was voted "most likely to pop out of nowhere and say, 'you talking about me?'" [ applause ] next up is b.j. finney. he was voted "most likely to quote larry the cable guy in his wedding vows." >> steve: really? "git-r-done!" [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: git-r-done. i love him. and finally, from the steelers is david decastro. he was voted "most likely to be sitting between a democrat and a republican at the thanksgiving table." [ laughter ] there you go, guys. [ cheers and applause ] those are your "nfl superlatives." we'll be back with more of "the tonight show!" [ cheers and applause ]
another round of ge's "fallonventions." here we go. ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: welcome to ge's "fallonventions." jimmy fallon's night of inventions. [ cheers and applause ] ?? >> jimmy: now, i love inventions. and i'm okay with kids. [ laughter ] so i got together with ge and we found some of the best and brightest kids out there. i think you're going to be amazed at what they came up with. let's meet our first inventor. come on out here, cameron. ?? [ cheers and ae >> jimmy: how are you doing, my friend? how are you doing, buddy? cameron, cameron, how old are you, where are you from? >> i'm nine and i'm from buffalo, new york. >> jimmy: hey, cool, welcome, buddy. now, what is your invention? >> my invention is the slider bench. >> jimmy: all right, this is the slider bench. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: okay. now how did you come up with this invention here? >> i came up with it when i was in the piano lesson and i was doing four- octave scales and i was having trouble reaching all the keys on the piano. and my piano teacher said it would be nice if somebody invented a piano bench that
with short arms can reach all of the keys on the piano, so i did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you did it, you took it upon yourself to do it, and you really did. how did you make it? >> i made it by attaching a go cart seat to old skateboard wheels and then i put it inside of an old piano bench. >> jimmy: that's genius, i love this. can you show us how it goes? >> sure. ?? ?? ?? >> jimmy: slider bench. there we go. [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? >> jimmy: got that way. ?? ?? ?? >> jimmy: look at that, there's the -- [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. i'm sending that to george lucas, that's fantastic, cameron. that is a good invention, slider bench. [ cheers and applause ] send that to j.j. abrams.
it's almost as brilliant as something i invented, cameron. now i love eating a big scoop of ice cream out of a waffle cone, who doesn't. but what happens when you do that? it drips all over your hand. well, that's not going to happen if you use the waffle mitt. now look. it's a completely edible mitt. made out of waffle. [ laughter ] you just put the ice cream right on in the mitt there. the thing is fantastic no one cares. put your mitt in here, buddy. see how this works. yeah. scoop the ice cream right there in your mitt. and then take a bite of that. [ laughter ] look at this right here. is this fun? then you could eat the ice cream, then you could eat your mitt. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah. loser! >> whatevs. >> jimmy: thank you for being here, cameron.
i'm not showing it to george lucas. let's meet our next inventor sherwood. sherwood, are you here? hey, buddy. ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing sherwood? come here, buddy. sherwood, how old are you, where are you from? >> 16, and from guelph ontario, canada. >> jimmy: hey, that's what i'm talking about, very good. now, what is your invention here? this is exciting. >> so this is my fencing dummy. >> jimmy: fencing dummy, yup. >> it's powered by pneumatic cylinder. >> jimmy: of course. [ laughter ] one of those old pneumatic cylinder dummies, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> and it's hooked up to an air compressor over there. >> jimmy: okay, so fencing dummy. how'd you come up with this thing? >> in fencing just like any other sport there's a lot of drills and practice. but you need somebody who's willing to get hit over and over again. so i created this. >> jimmy: i have that problem, yeah. [ laughter ] well, let's see how it works there. show me how it works?
>> yeah. >> jimmy: cool. [ laughter ] clearly you've been watching a a lot of "west world." here we go. oh! hey! oh! yeah. well, you -- oh, whoa, hey! that's right. that's very good. ?? [ cheers and applause ] can i try it? you mind if i try it? thank you, my friend. thank you, sherwood. hello, dummy. [ laughter ] ready? all right, go. go again. [ laughter ] i'm going to get better at fencing. this all works and that's good and exciting. it's dangerous and i love danger. and it's fun. but what happens? what happens if you're just walking by the dummy, hey, can i talk to you a second, dummy, everything good? [ laughter ]
game over, dummy! en guarde! come here a second, sherwood. sherwood, this is a real invention -- sherwood? [ laughter ] sherwood, you're 16 years old, right? do you have your own room? >> yep. >> jimmy: yeah. you're hanging out in your messy room, right? just a teenaged dude, you're like, what's up? leave me alone, mom, i want to listen to my music, you know. i want to go fencing -- i want to fence with my dummy. [ laughter ] all right, all right. [ cheers and applause ] there's dirty laundry all over the place and your mom's nagging to put your laundry in the washing machine and you don't want to do it because it's boring, right? well, not if you've got the laundry launder. all right? check this thing out. you just put your dirty laundry in here, right? and then, aim it at the washing machine, there you go. you see what i'm saying. [ cheers and applause ]
ready to try this? your mom won't even believe this. like, i'm not doing my laundry, really? i'll do it, bye, mom. show her. whatever. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] go on get out of here. we did that on purpose. he wasn't going to wet his beak on that invention. let's meet our last inventors. come on over, claire and sadie, everyone. ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, guys. now, now you are claire? >> yep. >> jimmy: you are sadie? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. now here, you can stand over here, claire. now, you are sisters? >> yes. >> jimmy: how old are you guys? >> i'm ten, she's six. >> jimmy: hey, very cool, welcome to the show. where are you from? >> weare, new hampshire. >> jimmy: where? >> weare. it's called weare. the town is called weare. >> jimmy: where? [ laughter ] >> it's called weare, the town is called weare. >> jimmy: yeah, where in new hampshire? [ laughter ]
what i'm saying, where in new hampshire? >> weare, new hampshire. >> jimmy: yeah, where in new hampshire? that's right. >> yeah. >> jimmy: no, where? [ cheers and applause ] got you with weare. how do you spell weare is it w? >> it's w-e-a-r-e. and the way i learned to spell it was -- is "we are," and then you put them together. >> jimmy: hey, perfect. there you go. [ applause ] sadie, what is your invention here, my friend? >> it's the amazing curb climber. >> jimmy: the amazing curb climber. now, can you show me how this works? how did you come up with this, first of all? >> so i cerebral palsy which means i have to use a walker. so one day i was at the library. and they have these big steps. and i couldn't get up because my walker couldn't climb up curbs or stairs. so i decided to make one that could. and so i did.
>> jimmy: i love it. i think it's a great idea. let's see how it works. let's see the amazing curb -- look at that, the three wheels. see this is genius. you're a genius. i love this. [ cheers and applause ] ?? can it go over my foot? >> of course it can. >> jimmy: oh, ahh, oh, oi, oh, oh, ahh! just kidding. [ laughter ] i love it. it's a great invention. are you on camera? you're on camera there cool. [ laughter ] you girls are so talented. i'm very, very impressed with you guys. let's get all our inventors back here. come on everybody. ?? [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] i do have one more thing to show you. ge wants young minds to dream big.
so there. [ cheers and applause ] they're giving each of you guys $5,000 to help further your education. ?? [ cheers and applause ] there you go. there. oh, sorry, buddy. there you go, cameron. there you go. we got your check right there. congratulations, guys. 's guys. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, cameron, sherwood, claire and sadie! and our friends at ge! for more check out the ge fallonvention website to see some of my inventions. stick around, we'll be right back with leslie mann, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ?? >> steve: ge is thankful to serve up a big helping of fallonventions this holiday season. with proper care, ideas become something beautiful.
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! our first guest is a very talented actress. her new movie "the comedian" opens next friday, december 2nd in new york and l.a. and nationwide january 13th. please welcome the always delightful leslie mann, ladies and gentlemen! ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. >> hello, how are you? >> jimmy: so good to see you. happy almost thanksgiving to you. >> happy almost thanksgiving. >> jimmy: i got to see the family backstage. >> yes. >> jimmy: which is fantastic. i love your family. >> yes, thank you. >> jimmy: a -- judd apatow's your husband. and maude and iris. right? >> yep, maude 18.
gorgeous family. look at this. >> that's maude and that's iris. >> jimmy: i mean, come on, happy family back there. how is everyone doing? everyone's fun? >> everyone's good. maude is 18 and just went away to college. she's at northwestern in chicago. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: oh, that's a good school. is that tough for you, though? >> it's a -- devastating. >> jimmy: it is. [ light laughter ] >> i don't know if any of you are mothers, but it's like -- it was the hardest thing ever. but i have this app on my phone called "find my friends" which lets me track her. and so i can -- >> jimmy: what do you mean you can track her? i didn't know this. >> have you ever heard of this "find my friends" app? >> jimmy: no. i mean, my kids are only three and two, but i should get it now. [ laughter ] and then they'll -- just grow into it. what do you do? >> you, well we -- we started it when we were on vacation. and she let me track her, because it was like a scary vacation. [ laughter ] and i needed to know where she
like an island or something? >> glastonbury. we were at a big festival. >> jimmy: oh, it's a festival. >> a music festival, and there were a lot of people and -- >> jimmy: that seems to be like a new vacation for a family. >> it was -- well it was just us, and i brought her friends and it was -- >> jimmy: how cool are you? that's awesome. >> it was fun. >> jimmy: so you tracked her down there? >> so i tracked her and her friends. i don't think they know that i'm still tracking them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they know now. >> now they know, because they're backstage. >> jimmy: did you know where her friends are too? >> i know where they are, [ laughter ] but she -- so i feel -- it gives me a lot of comfort to know, when i wake up in the middle of the night, like get worried that she's safe, i check "find my friends" and see that she's home. usually -- the other night she was across the street at the fraternity house. and it was 2:00 my time, so 4:00 her time.
[ laughter ] and i just -- i think she probably thinks like i'm psychic or something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like, my mom gets the feeling that i'm out right now, tracking me app, yeah. you gotta go out, you gotta have fun. and how's -- how's iris? who's 14. >> so iris is pissed off that maude left, and that she's alone in the house with us. and she's like, i don't want to hang out with you guys, i don't want to talk to you. i know it, changes. i feel bad. your kids are probably so sweet and like, want to cuddle. it changes. >> jimmy: what are you talking >> they do. she's like, don't hug me! ow! that hurts! and then she's like embarrassed of me. she's embarrassed of my social media thing. like i have instagram and she's like, seriously mom, that is so bad. >> jimmy: that is so bad. >> so embarrassing. >> jimmy: you are so embarrassing, mom! >> it's not even embarrassing -- >> jimmy: get off of snapchat! [ laughter ] >> it's just bad. >> jimmy: it's just bad! >> it's bad. >> jimmy: you don't have to
i was telling her, we have somebody on the show today, and their -- same aged kids, oh my kids dunks a basketball, and can do impressions of the beatles at like two and a half or something. and i go, "wow!" i was about to show them a a video. they're like, "what does your kid do?" i go, "well, here's franny, she's naked in a hamper and uh --" [ laughter ] [ unintelligible ] she likes hanging out in the hamper. [ light laughter ] >> that's good, that's good. >> jimmy: it's breathable, it's breathable. you know, this hole, sticking her fingers through the hole and it's like "hello", yeah. [ laughter ] that gets funny. i think they do it upstairs and >> jimmy: so we travel with the hamper. that's our act. >> aww. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's so sad. i know but she likes it, what are you going to do? it's like, we want to go to india. okay, let's do it. [ light laughter ] i saw "the comedian." i was so looking forward to this thing, i loved it so much, because i love stand-up comedy, i love you, and i love robert de niro. robert de niro doing stand-up, he is like, come on. >> i know. >> jimmy: i just could not -- what was -- >> he's so bad. >> jimmy: he's the best. >> he's the best. >> jimmy: you were at governors', i mean, you were at real comedy clubs.
cellar, we -- i mean, he's the nicest person ever, but for meeting him for the first time was -- terrifying. because -- you know. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah. he's like scary. >> jimmy: yeah. he's robert de niro. it's like, wow, you look just like robert de niro! >> yeah. >> jimmy: but you have danny devito in there, patti lupone i love, edie falco. >> edie falco. >> jimmy: i can't get enough of edie falco. i just love her so much. basically, robert de niro is -- he was a sitcom actor, "eddie's home," or something like that? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and so he plays this comedian, jackie burke, from his show "eddie's home", he goes to, through this old throwback tv night, and he gets in a fight with a heckler, some guy who has a web cam show, where he heckles comedians, and gets into arguments with comedians, and that's how he makes a living. but robert de niro's not taking -- he doesn't take any business, so he punches the dude. knocks him out, and it goes viral. >> right. >> jimmy: now he's in trouble. his career, thought it was bad, couldn't be worse, so now he's got to do community service,
and then things get tricky. >> get tricky. >> jimmy: things get tricky, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, but it's so fun, and you're fantastic in it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's a funny movie. harvey keitel plays your dad. >> and harvey keitel is in it. >> jimmy: harvey keitel's another intimidating guy. >> harvey keitel is amazing, he is the nicest man and -- >> jimmy: you bonded. >> we did. he thought that i was, the daughter of a marine. because i told him i was. and i thought i was at the time. >> jimmy: well, he was a marine himself. >> and he's a marine. first met, we like bonded over that. >> jimmy: all right. >> that i was the daughter of a a marine and he was a marine. and he was like, he took me under his wing and was like, you know, anything for you, the so-and-so battalion -- is that a marine term? >> jimmy: so-and-so's not, but yeah, battalion might be. it's like ooh rah. >> i know marines, whatever, and i'm like yeah. and then like a month into shooting the movie i ran into my sister and she said, oh, hey, dad wasn't a marine, he
which i guess is very different from a marine? it's like someone who delivers things to marines? or something? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then it got even worse. my mom said, he wasn't a a merchant marine at all. >> jimmy: he was a marine biologist. [ laughter ] >> no, he was a guy who cleaned some of the merchant marine boats. [ laughter ] one year for summer money. >> jimmy: no, no, no. okay, he that for a summer job, yeah, no. >> and so i'm so i'm like [ bleep ]. i can't -- [ laughter ] >> but i can't say anything to harvey because he'd -- >> jimmy: you bonded already. >> he'd just be so hurt, and it would be weird. so i just kept lying. and then i felt terrible because our whole relationship was just based on this pile of lies. and then i finally like worked up the confidence to tell him, like, that this is not true. and he pulled me aside that day and he gave me this coin.
and he said he wanted me to have it. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> and i took it. [ laughter ] because i'm a marine's daughter! >> jimmy: no your not. but then it turns out, this whole thing's a farce. >> but the whole thing is a big lie. >> jimmy: this is a big problem. >> so i thought that maybe, you know, i'm avoiding him, and especially i'm avoiding him after tonight. but i thought maybe next time you see him, you can give him to do with this coin! >> the coin. >> jimmy: no, i don't want anything -- he's an army guy, he's going to kill me! i have nothing to do with the marines. my father-in-law was a marine. does that count? >> jimmy: oh my god, i'm so afraid of it. >> just give it to him next time you see him. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you so much, i appreciate this. let's call harvey tonight and make sure he gets this. we're going to run a clip of "the comedian." check this out. >> i know you, right? you're jackie burke. >> i am. >> my dad used to love your tv show. we've watched every episode. >> always nice to meet a fan.
well, we just had the one tv. >> what's your name? >> how many shows? >> how many shows? >> uh-huh. >> were your parents in a messy barbershop quartet? it's always nice to see a woman laugh. 'cause you know, once you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything, they always say. i don't know if that's true. >> is that what they say? >> it's an old saying. >> like a very, very old saying? >> oh. >> jimmy: yeah, leslie mann, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] opens december 2nd in new york and l.a. and nationwide january 13th. jonathan groff joins us next, stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ?? hon, i don't know if i deserve this - i don't really work with my hands. you change a ton of diapers! your usual? not for me - for him. hon, you have something in your hair. would you like an oatmeal scrub?
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a new animated series "lego frozen northern lights." he's also starring in a giant new netflix series created by david fincher called "mind hunter." please welcome back to the show a very talented man, here's jonathan groff! [ cheers and applause ] ?? >> jimmy: jonathan groff. come on pal, oh my god. >> jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: i'm so happy that you're back. thank you so much for coming on the show. >> thanks for having me back. >> jimmy: happy almost thanksgiving. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to talk about this netflix series, okay? it's called "mind hunter." not mine -- mind. >> mind. >> jimmy: "mind hunter." hunter of the mind. david fincher, pretty intense dude, he's a very funny guy too as well. >> he's hilarious. >> jimmy: he's one of the creators of "house of cards," he did that.
doing this one. >> i'm obsessed with him. i mean, he's like -- he's a a creative genius. >> jimmy: he's cool. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> he's so cool, he's so funny. and, you know, he's famous for doing a million takes. >> yeah. >> you do, you do like hundreds of takes. but coming from the theater where you do like the same show every night for months and months and months and months, it's kind of like doing theater. like, you do like three months into a show, from doing the same thing every night, you're like, oh! i wish i had known now what i knew three months ago when we and it's the same thing with the multiple takes. you get to like take 47 of doing same scene and you're like, oh, actually it's about this. and so it's like -- it's been an incredible -- >> jimmy: that would drive me crazy though. wouldn't that drive you a a little nuts? you go, didn't i get it in the first take? that was pretty good, right everyone? >> that was good, right? >> jimmy: everyone good with that one? >> you definitely feel a relief when he says moving on. you're like -- okay. >> jimmy: yeah, did something right. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: does he sometimes just do it to mess with you? >> i think a little bit, yeah. >> jimmy: i got to tell you, everyone is talking about the
[ cheers and applause ] the mix tape. this comes out next friday. this is on everyone's christmas list. december 2nd it comes out. questlove is the executive producer. [ cheers and applause ] but i'm saying, this is, this is -- i mean, is it odd for you to listen to it because you, kind of, were there from the start and you crushed it, man. i mean, it was unbelievable. >> thank you. it's not -- i just actually like -- lyn sent me a link to it and i just listened to the whole thing a couple of days i was going to bed and i was like, let me just hear a couple of the mix tape songs. and i put it on. i just started with the first one. i put it like on my chest. and then for like 77 minutes or however long it is i was like, oh! a total wave of overwhelming -- like -- it's just -- >> jimmy: we made versions of stuff -- >> like bill scott's "say no to this," i like -- i had to get up, and i was doing laps around my bed, i couldn't believe how amazing it was. >> jimmy: ashanti and ja rule
>> jimmy: wiz khalifa, sia is on there with queen latifah who's rapping by the way. >> rapping again. >> jimmy: oh, no, i freaked out. >> she's rapping again! >> jimmy: miguel, nas, busta rhymes. >> the roots. >> jimmy: the roots. [ cheers and applause ] my favorite track though, is track number 12. >> which one's that? >> jimmy: it's "you'll be back" by -- [ cheers ] by jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] everyone's yelling. >> that's my favorite track too! that. >> no, you killed it. >> jimmy: i was so nervous, no. >> you killed it. >> jimmy: i did not. >> that was incredible. >> jimmy: i don't know how it ended up on this. no, i did not. you know, i -- >> what do you mean? you're amazing. >> jimmy: no. no, no, no. i freaked out. >> you sang the crap out of it, no good. >> jimmy: no, it's just funny, it's a comedy song when i sing it. when you sing it sounds phenomenal, it's amazing, it's standing ovation. when i do it it's a comedy song and you laugh and go, what's the next track? >> i totally disagree, it's hilarious. >> jimmy: i did learn a a breathing technique so that i can hit those notes that you hit.
thing. you can practice it. it takes years, probably. to practice at home. but when you do it -- do you want me to give you a little taste? [ cheers and applause ] ? you ? is that the note? >> yeah, perfect pitch. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] what are you going to say, right? all right, ready? it's a breathing technique. ? you say the price of my love not the price that you're willing did pay you cry ? cause you catch that. ? you see when you hurl in the sea if you see me go by so sad remember we made an arrangement where you ? ? went away ? ?? ? remember the fight i was strange i'm your man ? can you breathe. ? you will be back do your thing
[ laughter ] ? you'll be back ? jonathan groff, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] it's subtle. you're the best, you're the best! jonathan groff, "mind hunter." "mind hunter" premieres 2 2017, netflix. machine gun kelly, camila cabello perform after the break. stick around be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
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debuted at number one on the hip-hop charts, has been streamed over 20 million times, wow. performing "bad things," give it up for machine gun kelly and camila cabello! [ cheers and applause ] ?? ? am i out of my head if you only knew the bad things i like ? ? don't think that i can explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ? don't matter what you say don't matter what you do i only wanna do bad things to you ? ? so good that you can't explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ? nothing's that bad if it feels good
? and we're both wild and the night's young and you're my drug breathe you in ? ? til my face numb drop it down to that bass drum i got what you dream about ? ? nails scratchin my back tatt eyes closed while you scream out ? ? and you keep me in with those hips while my teeth sink in those lips ? ? while your body's giving me life and you suffocate in my kiss then you said ? ? i want you forever even when we're not together scars on my body so i can take you wherever ? ? like i y even when we're not together scars on my body i can look at you whenever ? ? am i out of my head am i out of my mind if you only knew the bad things i like ? ? don't think that i can explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ? don't matter what you say don't matter what you do i only wanna do bad things to you ? ? so good that
what can i say it's complicated ? ? well i can't explain it i love the pain and i love the way that your breath ? ? numbs me like novocain and we are always high keep it strange ? ? okay yeah i'm insane but you the same let me paint the picture couch by the kitchen ? ? nothin but your heels on losing our religion you're my pretty little vixen and i'm the voice ? ? inside your head that keeps telling you to listen to all the ? and you said i want you forever even when we're not together scars on my body so ? ? i can take you wherever like i want you forever even when we're not together ? ? scars on my body i can look at you whenever ? ? am i out of my head am i out of my mind if you only knew the bad things i like ? ? don't think that i can explain it what can i say it's complicated ?
don't matter what you do i only wanna do bad things to you ? ? so good that you can't explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ? the way we love is so unique and when we touch i'm shivering ? ? and no one has to get it just you and me cause we're just living between the sheets ? ? i want you forever even when we're not together scars on my body so i can take you wherever ? ? like i want you forever even when we're not together scars on my body i can look at you whenever ? ? am i out of my head am i out of my mind if you only knew the bad things i like ? ? don't think that i can explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ? don't matter what you say
bad things to you ? ? so good that you can't explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: camila cabello! >> jimmy! >> jimmy: oh, come on. good seeing ya. how you doing buddy? machine gun kelly! camila cabello! [ cheers and applause ] "bad things" is out now. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ]
?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to leslie mann, jonathan groff, g.e. and all of our young inventors, machine gun kelly, camila cabello, and the roots right there! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. happy thanksgiving. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]