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after it actually hits in florida. south carolina, and georgia. two million people evacuated so far and authorities say people seem to be listening to the warnings. >> hurricane matthew came on strong in southern florida within the last two hours causing street shines to shake and trees to tople over and people quickly started to lose power, 140 mile an hour winds tore this roof off a home in ba ham afters. >> every hurricane has own dna and characteristics and matthew will write its own story. >> they said this will kill you not can but will. that was it. >> that was it. >> winds in florida could also reach 140 miles an hour. more than two million people from florida to carolines were told to evacuate. >> there's no excuses you are
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to leave. >> transportation officials reversed highway lanes to get as many people away from the coast as possible. >> in daytona beach most of the 20,000 residents are gone and chief michael chitham wood are not mess around with people ignore this the order. >> you're a fool this sun like any hurricane we've seen. >> walt disneyworld closed at 5 thursday and will be closed thursday. >> and same for universal studios. >> you don't want to hope the problem away. >> hillary clinton and don bell are staying away from the area. no campaigning in southeastern united states and those affected areas over the next few days. both sent out a statement expressing well wishes to the people and asking for prayers for those affected. reporting liver tonight, david spunt, cbs3, eyewitness news. >> volunteers from our area are headed to florida. eyewitness news was at
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headquarters of eastern pennsylvania chapter of the american red cross today. red cross officials and scores of voll ears tears will stop first in south carolina then head to florida after the storm passes. >> pennsylvania task force one is deploying tonight to the hurricane zone and the highly trained teen was accustomed to helping out natural disasters and they specialize in search and rescue operations. new jersey task force one is also deploying to hurricane zone. we also learned pea cocrews will depart tomorrow to restore power. >> as catastrophic hurricane bears down on florida matthew is causing serious traffic trouble for families headed to and from the zone. the last flight from orlando to philadelphia arrived. they were thankful they were able to dodge the storm. >> we had a lot of rain over the last couple days. and the wind was starting to pick up. >> and the staff told us to hurry up and board. so we can get out of here to
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make sure that the flight was able to leave. >> airlines cancelled more than 3,000 flights many of them into or out of florida. stay with cbs3 as we track matthew and the impact on south eekt. you can find the latest updates on matthew, cbs >> and now the interview you will only see here on cbs3, it's the eagles rookie who has everyone talking and no, we're not talking about carson wentz. somebody else. this rookie head coach doug pederson is here and you have the interview with this guy quickly becoming a fan favorit favorite. >> yeah and national name as swelling. everybody is taking note of what he is doing now. growing up when this was new kid on the block there was one way to know him ring on the doorbell and ask the kid to play a game of catch. doug pederson played and coached here. how well do we know him. this week i decided to knock on the eagles door and play catch with dougy fresh and in this exclusive one-on-one interview.
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>> he's looking, fires, complete. touchdown, jordan matthews. >> that's on point. >> 3-0 amazing start for doug pederson. >> in your playing career look this up you're 3-14 okay as a player that's not great. >> not great. >> you get three wins as a coach. >> what did he say? >> down nril here. >> the coaching stuff is working out pretty well for yo you. >> so far, so far, new york on wood. you know listen i just approach them one at a sglim to understand pederson's one game at a time approach you have to go back to his childhood in washington state where his dad gordon made all the difference. >> growing up he was a coach and i wanted to be a receiver growing up. i wanted to have hands. hands like this. i wanted hands like this hands of stone that's right. >> but we didn't have a quarterback on the team or anybody to take a snap. he said son, you're playing quarterback. i said my dreams, everything is gone.
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quarterback is not even glamorous i want to catches passes and all that. i ended up playing quarter back that way and played quarterback through high school and my dad takes a job in louisiana and contacts the cool northeast louisiana university back then and we sent a bunch of vsh tapes in the day. >> you don't know the shrug of vhs. >> to cd to flash drives, whatever and lo and behold offer a scholarship. >> from there pederson grabbeded his way to nfl eventually playing key role in history at 25 he hoped fall of fame coach don shum awin the 3 325th game. >> i had a chance to go early in the third quarter and we only threw the ball six times if a football game and hand today to terri kirby quite a bit he only had 200 yards rushing in that game and we played tremendous defense. that to me was the first time
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to really see a full team effort come together and rally behind a backup. inexperienced quarterback and win a football game. >> as a pro pederson played for four different teams in twelve seasons and when his playing career was over he found hi himself going back to school ahead coach for calvary baptist academy a high school in shreeport louisiana. >> i took the job in calvary and put schedule today and okay, i'll do this, this, this and this and finally get the team together and i've got kids coming coach i have to be excused because i have a doctor's appointment or i have to go because i have a dentist appointment and i was sitting there going wait a minute, wait a minute, we don't have dentist and we don't have doctors that can handle this stuff you know like we do in the national football league so are you dealing with life issues. you're dealing with kids that you know got sent to the
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principals office and i have to deal with can this kid play on friday night? >> no such problems in nfl. after four years in high schoo school, sduing returned to nfl and joined andy reid coaching staff both in philly and kansas city. >> ultimately it's andy reid. he has the most influence on me because not only did he coach me at green bay he coached me in philadelphia and i had to chance to work for him here and kansas city i've been around him the most and so most of my football background is baseed on what he caught me over the career. >> using andy reid style pederson is now the first eagles' coach to start his career 3-0. tomorrow night part two of conversation the evolution of carson wentz. >> how is that relationship working. >> great right now. >> it's always great when you're 3-0. >> we heard of carson's arm and intelligence but it's one other thing that makes him so special
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you'll hear what it is and dou doug's reaction to national protests and how he's coping with the loss of his father. doug pederson like you've never seen him part two of our game of catch tomorrow at 11. and also, guys, coming up later in sports another egglees coach making news what jim schwartz has to say about arrest of nigel bradham. >> what a good look at doug pederson's history and high school and the. >> surprisingly human. >> very likable. >> but. >> seems like nice guy. >> more tomorrow, thanks, don. >> new jersey transit train that crashed to hoboken was going twice the 10 mile an hour speed limit at the moment of impact. federal investigators also say the train sped up 38 second before the crash and engineer hit emergency brake less than a second before impact. engineer has told investigators he has no memory of the crash that killed one person and
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injured more than 100 others. uber is appealing a judge's ruling ordering shut down of uberx ride sharing service in city of philadelphia. the judge ordered uber and competitor lift to cease operating immediately their temporary authorization to operate in philadelphia expired september 30 and uber says uberx will remain available for riders and drivers while it appeal the legislature is working on legislations that would allow the ride sharing to permanently operate in philadelphia. >> minimum waiming is going up in philadelphia but not for all workers, straight ahead who is getsing a raise under this new law and his dramatic rescue caught on camera and an update on how -- is doing. >> and there's nothing wrong with being square. vittoria woodill heads to northeast philly institution where square pizzas rule. the secret behind the tasty pies. >> and meteorologist katie fehlinger continues to closely
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>> 32 days until election day and pennsylvania remain critical for hillary clinton and done down. trump held a campaign hall in new hampshire tonight. the republican presidential nominee had advice for young people in the crowd. >> i say this all the time. i say it in speeches and everything. i mean, i will speak in front of young people because i love doing it and i say always follow your dream. always go into what you love and never, ever quit or give up. >> trump will cam neighbor will will bees bar monday. and hillary clinton running mate tim kaine met with philadelphia students and teachers when he toured spring garden elementary school. he spoke about his time on the campaign trip. >> one of the two best week was the week we spent here in philadelphia and the city opened up to us in a wonderful way. >> clip ton is off the campaign
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trail preparing for surprised's presidential debate. >> those that live in theity of philadelphia they are upping the wage ordinance covering hospitals, airports, and stadiums that receive public money. companies that receive public money or tax breaks must pay going rate in packet or a standard set. the ordinance says workers must make a certain wage whatever is higher. >> the clydesdale is recovering after a dramatic rescue to free him from the mud. rescuers hoisted up the 17300 pound horse by crane and farm manager penny parker posted this on sigh russ enjoying a meal today and posing for the press. he's getting veterinary help to meet his adoptive family in virginia. >> and in tonight's taste with torey it's a long time philly bar and grill with signature
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dish that goes perfectly with football. vittoria woodill serves up a fan favorite that had humble beginnings. >>. >> if heaven had a smell it would smell like this. original square pizza is spot off woodhaven road where fans of their flavors say it fair and square. >> joe santo goode e's. >> and the family recipe she kept as tights a jar of tomatoes. the secret of their pab pie started in 1959 when joe santucci's father left the beat as philly cop taking signature tomato pies with wife fill mean they originally had no cheese because at the time of the depression no one could afford it. >> any father from 1960 didn'
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started putting cheese on the pies. >> when they did it went on the bottom. >> my brother frankie and i were the only ones that kept the business going and kept my father's original dream going. >> taught by dad and grandfather is his son joe iii. >> this is everything my grandfather want today to become and thankfully my dad brought it to that level. >> i'm going to have the pie with garlicy ricotto cheese. >> and khasic red with joe's own recipe. >> she can eat. >> it looks so good. >> next time. >> okay. >> we have so much to talk b. kate. >> so much to talk about in weather world. we'll start with matthew and latest impact on florida. things looking shiingtly better inland for florida the strongest winds may stay offshore.
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still threat for storm surges it's not wind that kills people in hurricanes it's batter pil piling up along the coast. storm surge is deadliest of hurricane which you get water piling up on the coast. and you have 7.8 plus feet. this say concern for matthew tonight and tomorrow. here's a look what is doing tomorrow. taking you out to storm scan fly. showing that loop what's interesting a couple frames on radar seize inner and outer eye wall and circumstance until middle and larger circle aroun around. it and now notice the inner eye wall is starting to breakdown a little bit and outer eye is starting to take dominance over that. i'm not sure if that will continue. you can see that large eye just focused offer the coast of no day if that eye wall goes through another replacement it could wobble west. as of right now the eye far enough offshore that the stron strongest wind are around center of inner eye wall and further offshore. they're not seeing catagories
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for hurricane gusts along the coast and wind pick up. i pulled some sights in florida from the neighborhood network. we're seeing winds 36 miles an hour and day tote a25 and naval station 28 miles an hour and pompano beach is seeing winds decrease a bit. talking points as matthew is concerned. mandatory evacuations in place and winds could gust along the coast to 90 plus miles an hour and have lowered that number slightly with the new track and up to 10 foot storm urge northern coast of florida and georgia coast statemented 10 million people could lose power. take a look at rain. we're talking about rainfall totals up to 8" in florida and then possibly even heavier as we head into the carolina this weekend as it interact with a front that will be moving through the area which i'll tell you about in a moment. storm surge huge threat, 4 to 6, 6 to 8 of storm surge possible jackson stroyl georgia coastline and of course that is one of the most dangerous
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aspects of the system. here's the fronts we're talking about notice how it enhances rainfall over carolinas through the day on saturday and see up to 10, 12" of rain in carolina carolinas. we won't get quite as much but we have a chance for especially rain saturday evening. so, rain start to move in, in western suburbs saturday morning portion and saturday night looks like steady downpours in philadelphia before we clear it out into the day on sunday. overnight mainly clear and quiet, 54. for friday mostly sunny. nice day. temperatures in 70s. and saturday not looking nice. clouds building in the morning. morning activity should be okay and watch for rain in afternoon and it's because of all that tropical moisture along the coast with matthew some of the rain could be heavy and cooler an drier, sunday, monday, tuesday, we'll take a closer look at the weekend looking at the weekend watch if a moment. >> thank you. >> don is back with more sports. >> busy night. >> i know. >> lot going on today. >> flyers and sixers both have preseason action and that means
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>> well cbs3, cw philly in philadelphia are teaming up with komen in the fight against cancer turning the sky line stink take a look a glow in pink. october is national breast cancer awareness month. pink lines are remind to schedule a mammogram and stay vigilant in the fight against breast cancer this is 15th year for light for the cure campaign and you can get more information on cbs >> ronald mcdonald's house inspires hope in philadelphia sick children and hosted first champions of hope award dinner. former eagles head coach dig vermiel made an appearance to prechbt to awards. kate. >> thanks, guys, time for weekend watch and we're talking about a half-and-half weekend here. we'll see rain as we head through the day saturday especially in the afternoon and
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evening. though poconos could see it at any time for city and down the shore mainly late in the day and clear it out sunday sun nick cooler, breezy. much nicer weather for part two
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>> thanks tore staying up late for us tonight our morning team is back 4:30 to 7 for don, kailt and everyone here i'm jessica dean. >> and for the entire team thanks for watching have a good night and we'll see you back
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thanks for watching have a good night and we'll see you back here tomorrow. who are the major party candidates for vice president? >> pence and kaine. >> stephen: okay, so if they were going to make a movie of mike pence's life, what do you think it would be called? >> old man on a bench. >> stephen: old man on a bench? >> yeah. >> stephen: and who would you cast as mike pence? wahlberg. ♪ >> stephen: do you wear sunscreen. >> oh, yes. >> stephen: please tell me you are. >> doesn't it look like it? >> stephen: you look fantastic. >> for 68. >> stephen: what! no way. >> yes. >> stephen: i'm 52 and my face looks like a catchers mitt. how old do i look?
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you won't hurt my feelings. >> about 52. >> stephen: great. you look 68. >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight stephen welcomes emily blunt! gael garcia bernal! and musical guest phantogram featuring joh jon batiste and "y human." from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> stephen: hey, everybody! thank you very much! hey, what's up? ( cheers and applause ) whoo! whoo!
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welcome to "the late show," everybody! thank you so much, everybody! good to see you! ( cheers and applause ) oh, my gosh. thank you so much. welcome to the show. you're very kind, everybody. welcome to the show. i'm stephen colbert. you know, a lot of times, i start the show talking about donald trump, but there's other news out there-- one imagines. meanwhile, trump visited an elementary school classroom yesterday in nevada, and listen carefully to how one of the children reacted. >> i'm nervous. i'm starting to get nervous. i'm nervous, i'm nervous. i'm nervous. >> stephen: we all are, sweetie. we all are. ( cheers and applause )
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can't be good. it is good he has memorized that sentence now because, after president trump is elected, that will be our pledge of allegiance. "i'm starting to get nervous." also, "i'm nervous" was in all of trump's wives' wedding vows. i am not sure why trump was visiting those first graders. presumably to borrow a pair of gloves. ( laughter ) ( applause ) and that wasn't the only child with something to say about trump. >> see, ana, i told you his hair wasn't orange. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> stephen: oh, kids day the darnedest things! no, his skin is what's orange! his hair is a decomposing prairie dog.
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we here at the "late show" we have obtained additional audio of these children, and one kid really expressed what so many are feeling. >> i'm nervous. i'm nervous. i don't like trump, but i don't trust hillary, and gary johnson is just throwing your vote away. >> stephen: but when trump was done frightening small children, he asked for a favor from an unlikely group, the terminally ill. >> i don't care how sick you are. i don't care if you just came back from the doctor and he gave you the worst possible prognosis, meaning it's over. you won't be around in two weeks. doesn't matter. hang out 'till november 8. get out and vote. >> stephen: yeah, just go to
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that booth, pull that lever out of spite. "if i've got to go, i'm taking you all with me." ( applause ) ( piano riff ) i really think trump finally found his core demographic, people who won't be alive for his administration. ( laughter ) ( applause ) sure, let's give some applause! let's applaud for them, they deserve it. now, trump has been taking a lot of heat for his tax returns recently, so, earlier this week, he decided to change the subject by upsetting veterans. >> when you talk about the mental health problems-- when people come back from war and combat, and they see things that maybe a lot of the folks in this room have seen many times over, and you're strong and you can handle it, but a lot of people can't handle it. >> stephen: now, some people criticized trump for implying people with p.t.s.d. are weak,
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but he respects our veterans. he went to a military academy and then served five tours of deferment from vietnam. i mean, he would have loved to have gone, but he had bone spurs in his heel. have you ever had bone spurs? they're annoying. trump opened up about his painful military experience in a 1997 interview, when he said this about the prevalence of s.t.d.'s in the '70s club scene: "it is a dangerous world out there. it's scary, like vietnam. it is my personal vietnam. i feel like a great and very brave soldier." yes, it's just like they say in the military, "all gave some, some gave all, he got some up -- he got some. ( laughter ) by the way, trump's nickname at the nightclubs? "agent orange." ( applause )
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so you see, just because trump never served in the military doesn't mean he can't speak to the trauma of war. he, too, has suffered. it's time we acknowledge not only our veterans' p.t.s.d. but our deferred veterans pre-t.s.d. people who were so traumatized by the idea of going to war that they just had to stay home and have sex with models. clearly, pre-t.s.d. has affected trump's mental health: incoherent speech, sudden mood swings, tweeting from the toilet at 5:00 a.m. the man is in pain. possibly from spending so much time on the toilet. speaking of disasters, does anyone here have a samsung galaxy note 7? please calmly remove yourself from the theater. hazmat teams are waiting for you in the lobby. because, yesterday, a southwest airlines plane was evacuated after one of those phones caught fire in its owner's pocket. which led his seatmate to ask: "hey, is that a flaming smartphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to get free
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pop chips on a flight to baltimore?" according to reports, the smartphone's charbroiled owner then threw his phone to the ground, where it began emitting a "thick, grey-green angry smoke." angry green smoke, incidentally, an early frontrunner for the 2020 g.o.p. nomination. as you know -- you know, you're saying to yourself, didn't samsung recall those phones that were catching fire? yes, they did-- in fact, just last month samsung had to replace 2.5 million phones. and this was a replacement phone. it's like the old saying: "fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice-- oh my god, my crotch is on fire!" ( laughter ) as a child, i never would have
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imagined i would have gotten applause for saying, oh, my god, my crotch is on fire. truly a wonderful world. a lot of the news this year has been unbelievable, and we might have just learned why. because two tech billionaires, convinced we live in the matrix, are secretly funding scientists to help break us out of it. they call it "the simulation theory," and you might have heard about it earlier this year, when elon musk revealed he believes that the chance that we are not living in a computer simulation is "one in billions". he said that he had come to that conclusion after a chat in a hot tub. "hey, everybody, loosen up! yeah, i'm not wearing any pants. but this whole thing might be a simulation! anybody interested in a little stimulation? hey zuckerberg, open another bottle of rose! we're all just ones and zeroes, baby! let's take this party to mars!"
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that's my impression of elon musk, by the way. so, if elon musk is right-- and he is a lot-- this universe is just a giant video game, and i've got to say, there's room for improvement. i mean, what was the developer thinking? the whole thing starts with this 18-year tutorial level called school-- that you're not allowed to skip. then you never end up using that stuff in the game. not to mention this huge glitch where bad things happen to good people. there are nice touches here and there-- i mean, dogs? a-plus. but why can't we play the game as dogs? they're having a pretty good time. not to mention all these in-game transactions. everything costs a ton of money. and all the best tasting food hurts your health! i hope they fired the guy who made that decision. i mean, yeah, there's love of family, the beauty of nature, and yeah, the orgasm mini games are fun, but those are almost impossible to unlock. also unless you play as a buddhist or a hindu, you only get to play once. all in all, i'd say three stars.
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now say hello to jon batiste and stay human, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> stephen: oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to me sitting at the desk. this is my favorite part of the show because i get to not use leg muscles. mmm. ( laughter ) of course, there's another debate this sunday, and there is a lot of pressure on trump to outline policy proposals. and if trump has one signature policy proposal, it is having no policy proposals. but if he has two, it's the wall. you guys remember the wall, right? he is going to build it, mexico
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is going to pay for it, it's going to be the best wall ever, like the great wall of china had a three-way with the berlin wall and the wailing wall. we don't have a picture of that? we don't have a mockup of that? well, folks, just imagine three walls having sex. naturally, the wall isn't particularly popular in mexico or with fans of dignity. but we did find one hispanic person who is a big supporter of the wall. please welcome, live via satellite, from the border, martin hernandez. ( cheers and applause ) thank you for being here, mr. hernandez. >> my pleasure. i love the wall. i'll take any opportunity to talk about the wall. >> stephen: you must be fun at parties. so, to be clear: even though you are not an american, you want a border wall? >> oh yes, the wall is the simplest, most elegant solution for keeping people out of a country.
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way more practical than, say, a flaming moat full of crocodiles or training swarms of bees to check passports. >> stephen: i have to say, i'm pretty surprised you are such an enthusiastic proponent of the wall. >> why? >> stephen: because you're mexican. >> mexican? what are you talking about? i'm canadian, ey. >> stephen: canadian? i thought you were hispanic. >> oh, so just because somebody is hispanic, they cannot be canadian? come on. have you never heard of the host of jeopardy, alejandro trebek? >> stephen: i am familiar with him. so why is a canadian building our mexican border wall? >> no, i'm in alberta, stephen. i'm building this wall to keep americans out of canada. ( cheers and applause ) the mortar i'm using is poutine! >> stephen: but why? >> because it's delicious! french fries, cheese and gravy? c'mon.
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>> stephen: no, why the wall? >> because if donald trump is elected, you americans are going to flee to canada like crazy. you'll take our jobs and steal our canadian women! keep your filthy american hands off celine dion! my heart will go on-- not yours. >> stephen: but what about americans who have relatives in canada? you're separating families! not to mention all of our imaginary girlfriends. >> sorry, stephen, she's my imaginary girlfriend now. >> stephen: beth! no! yes, beth. sorry, stephen. and the best part is, we're going to make america pay for the wall. okay? make canada great again! ( cheers and applause ) now, if you'll excuse me, i have to go have imaginary sex with beth. >> stephen: martin hernandez, everyone. we'll be right back with emily blunt. ( cheers and applause ) ♪
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sound in nevada, you monster. trump is not only saying it wrong t is gragging go that he is saying it wrong, it is like nevada, as in hillary clinton is now going to win nevada. i can't believe, i can't believe trump got this wrong. i mean how hard is it to pronounce the name of the state correctly. this seems quite t
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>> reggie: not even close. >> james: that is how we say it in england. can wet get through the monday lowing. we have big guests, zack galifianakis is waiting. >> reggie: sorry, guys. james, it's actual you will actually pronounced zack gal-eye-fee-a-knee-kiss. >> james: i'm so sorry, you are bang on. should we have a look at who our guests are on the show. in the blue room, she's one of the most famous raw musicians of all times, a grammy winner, living ledge en, i can't believe she is here in our mets.
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stevie nicks is here tonight. yeah, there she is. how are you? >> first time on tv. hello, my name is lily and i'm so happy to be here. >> james: we're so happy are you here. how are things going, are you well sh. >> i'm good, i'm well. >> james: and are you going to perform for us. >> yes, i am. >> james: you can believe it. you lucky people. stef yea nicks, everybody. and in the orange room, you know him from the mega hit twilight franchise, he's now starring in the brilliant scream queens plrks hot stuff himself, the brilliant taylor lautner is here tonight. (cheers and applause) hi, taylor, how are you? >> awesome. >> james: how's things. >> things are great. i'm just waiting back here to come out with you, man. >> james: look at this look taylor has gone for tonight. it's sort of, like, sort of tech billionaire. >> i'll take it i call it jeans and t. >> james: no, tech billionaire. he looks like he's just sold
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tumblr. taylor lautner, everybody. (cheers and applause) >> james: and in the red room tonight, a brilliant comedian and actor, you know from birdman, the hangover triology, we are such fans of his, the one, the only mr. zack galifianakis is here tonight. (cheers and applause) do you have another hair person? >> james: hey, zack, how are you doing? >> you can send another hair person, please. >> james: zack galifianakis, everybody. (cheers and applause) are you ready? he's reggie watt, i'm james corden, this, this is the "late, late show," roll the tight e8s. -- titles. ♪
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cockney accent, is it? >> no. my mother says we look back on it with great fondness. >> stephen: the pleasure of distance. >> yes. >> stephen: are there different ways to compliment or not in england as opposed to america? >> yes. i get in trouble here. you guys, if you really like something, you say, i thought it was quite good. and to me, that is really rude because, in england you say, yes, it was quite good, which means it was trash, you hated it. >> stephen: how does that translate as bad. >> quite good, ahh -- not there, quite good. people come up and say, i saw your movie, it was quite good. i thought, well, you don't have
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to tell me that. >> stephen: so what would they say in england. >> you were good. >> stephen: don't go overboard. >> people are not effusive. >> stephen: you will be there eight months. your girls will be there be you. >> yes. >> stephen: what about john kaczynski? >> he's coming for the first three months, then he has a job to go to. he loves it and very much feels like a foreigner there. i think americans are so welcoming to british people. i do not think it works the other way around. >> stephen: we like you more than you like us? >> yes. and john said he would go into a snooty cafe near a flat i used to own and he said they're always so horrible to me. i said, take your baseball cap off. no one wears baseball hats in england. you look so american. it's true. >> stephen: why don't you like us? >> i have no idea. >> stephen: we saved you in
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world war ii! >> hey! >> stephen: i'm personally offended. >> i look back on that with great fondness. ( laughter ) >> stephen: how long have you been in the states working now? >> i have been here for eight years. >> stephen: wow. okay. when you go back, do people say, wow, you've really got an american accent. >> my mom. >> stephen: really? my mother is featured a lot in in interview. she said to me on the phone, you're sounding very mid atlantic. >> stephen: is that iceland? somewhere like you're bobbing around in the waves somewhere in the middle? ( laughter ) the new movie is "the girl on the train. >> yes. >> stephen: a huge best-seller. you are the woman on the train. >> yes. how dare you! keep it useful! >> stephen: no, i just want to say the right thing. >> that's all right. >> stephen: you are a somewhat troubled person. >> just a little, yes. >> stephen: who believes she has seen something nefarious from the train every day, this
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woman, and here's a scene of you talking to allison janney, a police inspector. >> and i'm also an alcoholic which is why i look pretty rough. >> stephen: also had a second child. that doesn't help at all. >> hey! >> stephen: you look fantastic. jim? >> i saw something with megan but not on friday night. she -- she was having an affair. she had a lover. that's what i'm trying to tell you. >> i thought you didn't know her. >> no, but i saw her. you saw her where? i saw her from the train. she was standing on the deck with this man. >> her husband scott, with him? no, this man was different and they were kissing. >> wow. that's pretty coincidental, isn't it? ( applause ) >> she's a tough crowd. >> stephen: please stick around. we'll talk more. back with more emily blunt, everybody. ♪ ( cheers and applause )
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