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>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television
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-- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about. i feel the love! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. thank you for watching at home. you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] we got a fun show tonight. welcome, everybody. here's what people are talking about. man, this is great. did you see this? "time" magazine just released a picture of 17-year-old president obama with his prom date. did you see this? they would've published a picture of joe biden with his prom date, but his mom didn't want to be photographed. [ laughter ] we have the picture of obama at his prom in hawaii. and look athis. when i saw tha i was, like, "well, at least one of us got lei'd at prom." i mean, that's the difference between -- have you guys seen the "star trek" yet? giant, giant movie.
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well, the writer is now apologizing for a scene that shows an actress in skimpy lingerie for no apparent reason. the writer is calling the scene gratuitous and misogynistic, while "star trek" fans called it scary and confusing. [ laughter ] what is that? i'm taking these 3-d glasses off! >> steve: what are those lumps on her chest? >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. some business news. after facing criticism for building many of its products overseas, apple is opening a new computer factory in texas. [ cheers and applause ] when they hed that, people in china were, like, "cool! never been to texas!" [ laughter ] this is kind of interesting. a new study found that more teenagers are getting rid of their facebook accounts in favor of instagram and twitter. or as they told their parents, nothing and don't worry about
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it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "whatever! put my lunch in my backpack. i'm getting out of here." [ laughter ] wispy mustache. i read that former miss america heather french henry might run against kentucky senator mitch mcconnell in the next election. yeah, take a look at her. yeah. now, take a look at mcconnell. [ laughter ] i just hope for his sake, there's not a swimsuit competition, because that's just going to be a blowout. this is kind of cool. amtrak trains may soon have special cars where passengers can sit with their pets. though it'll be awkward when you try to talk to your cat, and he just slips on his headphones. beats driving, h? ohyou don't feel like talking? okay. someone did the crossword in my "arrive" magazine. you believe that? [ laughter ] ♪
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some more celebrity news here. justin bieber is apparently making guests at his parties sign a contract promising not to post pictures of it on twitter, facebook or instagram. when they heard that, myspace was, like, "we're back, baby!" [ laughter ] arty! we're back!" [ applause ] get this, guys. russia is said to be creating special robots that will be able to do jobs that are too dangerous for humans. experts say they'll be unemotional, ruthless and silent. or as that's also called, russian. [ laughter ] "i'm so happy, i could break someone's leg. ha-ha-ha." check this out, guys. jennifer lopez is partnering with verizon to open a chain of cell phone stores. the deal doesn't pay a ton of money up front, but i heard she's got a sweet back-end. [ audience ohs ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i heard. and finally, a woman in new jersey just found her missing dog after she grilled pork in her backyard and he came home because of the smell. unfortunately, he was immediately shoved out of the way by governor chris christie. [ audience ohs ] he'll coming on our show june 12th, by the way, so set your tivos. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ chrs and applause ] ♪ drives my young blood wild my baby's got the cadillac walk ♪ ♪ the cadillac walk she's got the cadillac wk cadillac walk ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the legendary boz scaggs sitting in with the roots tonight. [ cheers and applause ] come on! come on!
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he's my man. here's his latest album, "memphis," and you can see boz on tour in the states all summer long. thanks so much for being here. we're giant fans. i'm just so happy to have you on the show. gosh, we crank up your tunes all the time. we were just listening to "lido shuffle" the other day. listening to "low down." i mean, come on. you can't beat that. what a groove. "low down"'s got the best groove. you can't beat it. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ boz scaggs in the house! come on. you can't beat that one! [ cheers and applause ] good man. make sure you guys tune in tomorrow night. we're going to be premiering our new "late night" digital, "game of desks."
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it's our version of "game of thrones." here's a picture of me there. and that's a -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'm really excited about that, so set your tivos for "game of desks" tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] i can't even tell you what it's about. we have a great show tonight! she is a huge movie star. we love her. so happy to see her. julianne moore is here! [ cheers and applause ] she's got another great movie. this guy is doing shakespeare in the park, but he's also from "modern family." the very funny jesse tyler ferguson is dropping by! [ cheers and applause ] and then we have -- then we have a new genius. the new genius in town. he's a genius chef, a co-founder of mission chinese food here in new york city. they do here and san francisco as well. and they give proceeds of their money to food banks and stuff. he's a good man. but he just won the james beard award as a young dude.
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he's got -- he's just -- he's got dyed hair. [ laughter ] he's a young punk. >> steve: good to be bold. >> jimmy: yeah, he's a young punk. starting fistfights in the hallway. chef danny bowien will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] young punk skateboarding out there. >> steve: skateboarding out there. spray painting the walls. >> jimmy: skipping school out in the hallway. >> steve: he's tardy. >> jimmy: yeah, he's awesome. it's time for "late night hashtags," you guys! here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, guys. you guys are on twitte right? you guys are on twitter? [ applause ] you guys at home on twitter, you can play along, too. we use twitter on our show every single week, so if you watch our show, ifou're here and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday night where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so, because -- the indy 500 is on sunday. yeah. i went on twitter and i started a hashtag called
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#worstcarieverhad. [ laughter ] and i asked you guys to tweet out a funny or weird thing about the worst car you've ever had. i think i -- the worst car i ever had was actually good car. it was a used nissan that had a built-in cell phone from, like, the '80s. totally bolted into the car with a wire on it and everything. i couldn't afford that. so i couldn't make it work, so i just put it on my ear and pretended it worked as i drove. "yeah, call you back later." yeah, buy, sell. whatever i would say. but i was thinking the worst i should talk about -- my dad had the worst cars. he always had bad luck with his cars. he had one -- he had a -- i think it was an oldsmobile, something like that. it was beautiful. and, at the time, cloth interior was the way to go. because if it gets too hot, you don't want to put in -- shorts, you know. hot leather or vinyl, whatever we were going to have. and, so, he had this cloth interior, and he loved the car. it was great. and he came home from work once and the horn was honking. beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep! and we're, like -- my mom goes, "oh, my god, kids" -- it was me and my sister. "come out. i think daddy must have got a promotion or he won the loery or something. let's go out." we go out to the driveway, and my dad comes in -- beepbeep, beep, beep, beep beep. he gets out. he shuts the door. the car is still honking.
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[ laughter ] car is broken. it's been honking the whole drive home. had to get the car fixed. didn't win the lottery. [ applause ] anyways, so we asked you guys to send in these tweets. we got thousands of tweets from you guys. within fifteen minutes, it was a worldwide trending topic. that's pretty cool. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for those tweets. and now i thought i'd share some of my favorite #worstcarieverhad tweets from you guys. here we go. th one's at -- from @kellasjason. he says, "my '89 accord had no working door handles. i had to use the moonroof to get in and out." [ laughter ] you had to climb on your car? it's not "dukes of hazzard." i don't know what it is, man. next one's from @heresbrucey. he said, "i had a '98 corolla where if i wanted to listen to the radio, i had to reach out of the window and touch the antenna." [ laughter ] stereo. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ vocalizing ] [ vocalizing ] this one's from @stephaniesnay. she says, "during my driver's test, e instructor tried to roll down his window and the glass fell out." [ audience ohs ] fail. sorry, you -- >> steve: fail. >> jimmy: minus one point for not having a window. this one's from @nada2prada. she says, "the wipers on my friend's plymouth didn't work, so he tied strings to them that he would pull while driving." [ laughter ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: "the flintstones" -- "little rascals" type of a -- >> steve: it's a living! >> jimmy: it's a living. this one's is from @natenoler. he says, "i had an '82 nissan sentra with a tape stuck in the cassette player. the only thing i could listen to was 'breakfast at tiffany''" [ laughter ] ♪ and i said what about breakfast at tiffany's she said i think i
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remember the film and ♪ ♪ as i recall i think ♪ ♪ ♪ and i think at one point i kind of enjoyed it ♪ ♪ decent tune i always enjoy that then i hit rewind ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think i own that cassingle myself. this one's from @sigberthenryall. he says, "i had to touch two wires together to honk the horn at someone." [ laughter ] "you cut me off, you son of a -- hold on!" [ beeping ] ♪
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♪ remember the feeling yes i recall i think ♪ [ beeping ] [ cheers and applause ] at a great crowd! all right, here you go. this one's from @sleepbutnodream. he says, "the radio in my '93 corolla once lit on fire when i turned the volume up by one." [ laughter ] i can't do it again. ♪ ♪ and i recall ♪ [ beeping ] [ cheers and applause ] we've got two more. here we go. this one's from @r3dz40.
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he says, "my 1979 chevette was so crappy that once, it got stolen and the thieves abandoned it a block away." [ laughter ] you really want toteal this? no, i do not. >> steve: leave it. >> jimmy: this last one is from @makpanepinto. she says, "the worst car i er had had mushrooms growing out of the backseat." [ audience ohs ] there you have it. tonight's "late night hashtags." to check out more of our favorites, go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/ hashtags. [ plause ] hey, you guys. that was super fun. hey, guys -- remember, summer is right around the corner, and that means a lot of big summer blockbusters will be coming out soon. one of the biggest is "fast and furious 6," which comes out this friday. we here at "late night" are very excited for this, but actually, one of our writers, arthur, has never seen any of the five "fast and the furious" movies. so we thought it'd be fun to have him watch each of those movies -- one every day this week, but watch them at four times their normal speed -- [ laughter ]
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and then try to guess what the movies are about. we like to call it "fast forward and the furious." yesterday, he watched "the fast and the furious: tokyo drift," and today is day four. so there's arthur earlier today, watching the fourth "fast and the furious," at four times its original speed, trying as hard as he can to figure out what it's about. well, that was earlier today. he has since finished the movie, and he's now going to tell us what he thinks it's about. let's bring him out. arthur meyer, everybody. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: arthur, thank you for doing this. >> thank you. >> jimmy: now, you've never seen this movie before, have you? >> never seen this movie before. >> jimmy: and what is this one called, now? >> this is just called "fast and furious," so they got rid of the word the. >> jimmy: yeah, no "the fast and the furious." >> yeah, just "fast and furious." >> jimmy: is it a shorter film than the other ones? >> it's the exact same length. 26 minutes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right. they're all -- when you watch at four times the speed. all right, now what do you think this movie, "fast and furious,"
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is about? >> okay, well, first -- >> jimmy: took a lot of notes there. >> yes. now, first, i just want to say that the bighing in this movie is that vin diesel is back. [ cheers ] yeah. >> jimmy: he's back in this one. >> he's back in this one. he was in the first movie. he wasn't in the second. he was in the third for about four seconds. [ laughter ] so i guess that's, like, 16 seconds. but now he's back, and he still loves driving cars. >> jimmy: ah, isn't that great? good to hear. >> so here's what the movie is about. "fast and furious" is about vin diesel getting mad at different men. [ laughter ] some of whom are bald like him. [ laughter ] others not. he drives cars at fast speeds a lot. and even though i couldn't reallyell what the movie was about, it was just great to see vin diesel driving around and having fun. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. that's great. to see good old vin -- now, which one was your favorite so far? >> well, even though there is something that's truly great about seeing vin diesel drive cars, my favorite is still "2 fast 2 furious" because the cars were more colorful. >> jimmy: that's right.
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you said, yeah, now -- that was very good. i appreciate that, arthur. well, thank you. we will see you back here tomorrow to talk about the fifth movie. it's called "fast five." >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: you're excited about this? >> i'm so fast and curious. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: stick around. be right back. julianne moore, everybody! come on back! ♪ you should be asking yourself what is sweetness...
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a four-time oscar nominated and emmy award-wining actress. gosh, she's great. her latest film, "what maisie knew," is in theaters now. getting rave reviews. ladies a gentlemen, please welcome the lovely julianne moore! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah! thank you. >> jimmy: julianne moore. oh, my gosh. >> hi. >> jimmy: welcome back to our show. you look gorgeous. >> oh, thank you. thank you. it's so nice to be here. thank you for having me. >> jimmy: how are you doing? you're doing good? >> i'moing all right. yeah. >> jimmy: i have to ask you a question. >> yeah? >> jimmy: i don't know if you -- i think you know what i'm going to ask you because -- there was a little controversy. >> oh! yeah. >> jimmy: controversy. >> it wasn't little. >> jimmy: no, it was a big deal. >> it was big. it was a big controversy. >> jimmy: you were in cannes. >> i was in cannes. >> jimmy: at the cannes film
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festival. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and there was a wardrobe malfunction. >> well, there's so much pressure. there's so much pressure to look good. to look perfect, right? so, you worry about your dress. you worry about your hair. worry about your makeup. and i thought i had everything under control. >> jimmy: you always look gorgeous. >>o, i didn't have it. it was -- it was a mess. >> jimmy: what happened? >> it was -- >> jimmy: what -- >> it was toe-mageddon. >> jimmy: toe-mageddon. >> yeah, it was -- i'd worn these -- i was wearing these sandals, right? >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> so, you know, our friend, leslie fremar -- >> jimmy: sure. >> we picked out these sandals to wear to cannes. and you have to be really careful about your footwear. you have to be able walk in it and stuff. and i noticed that -- you know, there was a kind of a narrow possibility of my toes falling off. but i'm, like, that's not going to happen! >> jimmy: does that happen to women? >> your toes fall off. >> jimmy: when where you wear heels, you toes fall off the sides of your -- >> it can if you're moving really quickly or something. but i'm just going to be walking down the red carpet. >> jimmy: it's not like anyone's running to the movie. >> no, no, it's just -- >> jimmy: you're walking -- taking photos. >> stately -- stately walking and stuff. but what i didn't prepare myself for was the pivoting. so, you know, you walk, you walk, you stop, you pivot. you stop, you pivot again. and i thought it all went fine,
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and i was comfortable in my shoes. and i went and i saw the movie. and then, i left. i went online to see a picture. and what did i see but toe-gate? >> jimmy: no, no -- toe-gate. >> no, toe-mageddon. no, let's take a look. >> jimmy: this is you -- >> this is super -- okay, there i am. okay. >> jimmy: look at -- you look gorgeous. >> i'm, like, i'm trying to be calm. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. yeah, but -- well, wait a minute. well, wait a minute. >> jimmy: now, let's see. let's cut down there. >> take a look. take a look. >> jimmy: no problems. >> look, look. look. >> jimmy: let me just see it. let me zoom in. i can zoom in here. [ laughter ] >> no, yeah. i know. i told you. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> i told you! >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: you couldn't do that on purpose if you tried. >> no, no! that's what i mean! >> jimmy: that's really hard to do. >> yeah. no, it was -- it was definitely an accident. >> jimmy: did that feel comfortable to you when you were walking? >> i didn't feel it. that's the other thing. >> jimmy: no, you didn't feel anhing. >> i didn'feel a thing. not a thing. >> jimmy: looks painful. >> no, it felt fine. i didn't feel anything. [ laughter ] i know!
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>> jimmy: what a bummer. i mean, you work on every single thing. the hair, the makeup. >> hair -- my makeup, and i'm, like, you know -- >> jimmy: oh, my goodness gracious. >> and i don't know! i don't know, because my toes are hanging off and i'm, like, i don't know. i don't know what's happening. >> jimmy: well, what do you do now? >> what do i do? well, you know what i did? i did what any reasonable person would do. i needed to prevent this from happening again, so i cut my toes off. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you -- you did? >> no, i did. i did. i did. >> jimmy: you actually did? >> i cut my toes off. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh -- >> i did. i care. >> jimmy: you brought -- >> i cut my toes off. there they a, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, julianne. thank you so much. >> yeah. i cut my toes off. >> jimmy: there they are. there they are. there will never, ever, ever be toe-mageddon again. thank you so much. i appreciate this. they actually have nail files -- >> no, i know! i don't want to have a problem with that. >> jimmy: it won't ever happen again. come on. doesn't she look gorgeous? [ cheers and applause ] that made me laugh. i said, oh, my gosh, we have to talk about that. it's just ridiculous. >> no, no. it was toe-mageddon, right? yeah. do you know how many tweets i got about it? >> jimmy: did you really? >> like "what happened? what happened? your toes. what were you thinking?"
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>> jimmy: oh, get a job. >> no -- >> jimmy: get a job. >> so i had to cut them off. >> jimmy: yeah, you had to. pal -- >> yeah, i had to. >> jimmy: well, let's talk about this movie. "what maisie knew" getting rave reviews. this is based on an old, old story. >> yeah, henry james novel. loosely -- very loosely based on it. yeah. >> jimmy: well, congrats on that. >> and i play a musician in it. >> jimmy: you played a musician in it. and, boy, do you rock out? >> oh, man. i am super musical, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, i'm super musical. >> jimmy: i mean, if i think music, i think -- >> you think julianne moore, right? >> jimmy: julianne moore. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> well you heard -- you know, you heard my theme song. >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ julianne julianne, julianne ♪ >> the roots played my -- ♪ julianne julianne, julianne julianne moore ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, that's a song that -- [ light laughter ] julianne and her adorable family singing to each other. >> the christmas day marshmallows, our family band. >> jimmy: that's the name of your band. >> very cool bad. >> jimmy: the christmas day marsh -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, edgy band. >> very, very. >> jimmy: very edgy band. >> oh, cutting edge. toeless, too. we're all toeless. >> jimmy: toeless. yeah. [ laughter ] the whole -- the family's learned their lesson. >> that's right. >> jimmy: yeah. >>eah, yeah. >> jimmy: but you haven't -- bart, your husband, is a very talented screenwriter. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you guys have a
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couples song? >> we do. we do. you know huey lewis? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. [ cheers ] huey lewis and the news? >> jimmy: and the news. >> yeah. >> jimmy: both together. >> well, yeah. well, we have -- yeah. we have a very romantic song that's- >> jimmy: well, which one? let me try to guess. >> come on. ♪ happy to be stuck with you ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, that's it. ♪ true yes, it's true i'm so happy to be stuck with you ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, was that -- >> yeah, yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: it's not that romantic of a song. >> i think it's super romantic. and then it's, like -- and then can't you see? oh, yeah. can't you see? that you're happy to be stuck with me? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> so it's like he's -- i'm happy to be stuck with you, and you can see that you're happy -- i can't think of anything more romantic than that. >> jimmy: yeah, like, we're kind of both stuck. yeah, we're both stuck with each other. i guess we gotta do this. [ laughter ] we're stuck with each her. i mean, i do love -- >> i'm happy about it. >> jimmy: it's a real cheery song. i think it's the words of it. ♪ yes, it's true so happy to be stuck with you ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, i love that part. that part's great.
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>> on this other part -- jimmy: but it's like -- we had somfun. and yes, we've had our ups and downs. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: been down that rocky road. but here we are, still around. >> right. we're still around. >> jimmy: so far, so good. >> yeah, mm-hmm. >> jimmy: we thought about someone else. >> we thought about it! [ laughter ] we didn't -- wdidn't do anything. >> jimmy: okay, all right. [ laughter ] but neither one took the bait. >> right! see? see? >> jimmy: we thought about breaking up. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but now we know -- >> both: it's much too late. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you're right. it is a very romantic song. what should we tell everyone about "what isie knew"? >> okay. >> jimmy: what do you ha to know aut it? >> i play a rock star. yeah, my very musical self. it's about -- it's actually a sad story about these parents who were in a custody battle for a little girl. it's told through the little girl's perspective. the amazing onata aprile, this little 6-year-old girl. steve coogan, he's -- >> jimmy: oh, he's hilarious. >> fantastic. he is my ex-husband. and, so, we figha lot. and we pass the girl back and forth. and, anyway, it's kind of a cool movie. >> jimmy: well, i have a clip here of you rocking out, so we can see how hard julianne moore rocks out.
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>> oh, no. >> jimmy: here's julianne moore in "what maisie knew." watch this. this is good. ♪ with your hook and line i still blow away with your hook and line i still blow away ♪ ♪ with your hook and line i still blow away with your hook and line i still blow away ♪ ♪ with your hook and line i still blow away with your hook and line i still blow away ♪ ♪ with your hook and line i still blow away with your hook and line i still blow away ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you got to bring that song back. you deserve it. come on. that's it. bring him back. brinhim back. y. every time you come on, we always play something fun and do something weird. >> okay. >> jimmy: i figured since that's rock 'n' roll, we have to play a rock 'n' roll fun game. >> okay. >> jimmy: is that cool? >> yeah, that's cool. >> jimmy: you ever play flip cup before? >> no, i have not. >> jimmy: get ready. julianne moore and i are playing flip cup when we get back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ why are twice as many people choosing verizon
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. i'm here with the gorgeous julianne moore. and we're going head-to-head in the classic, classic drinking game, flip cup. now, instead of teams, we'll be doing all the drinking and flipping ourselves. we each have six cups. the first to drink the beer and then flip all six of the cups wins. are you ready for this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay, good. now, you're going to be on that side. you start on that side. now, we'll tap three times, okay? >> wait a minute. what do you mean tap three times?
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>> jimmy: we'll just go like -- we'll go, like, one, then down. and two then down. >> that was a trial run, right? >> jimmy: that was a trial. yeah, sorry. ready? >> okay. >> jimmy: one -- two -- three -- go! ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers ] >> oh! [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers ] >> jimmy: keep it on your side. ♪
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[ cheers ] ♪ no! no. yes! [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i think -- congratulations. julianne moore. [ cheers and applause ] i have the rest of the show to do. "what maisie knew" is in theaters right now. jesse tyler ferguson joins us next. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey mom, is there a dressing room around here? no. mom, check it out! energy drinks. no. hey mom! dare me to do a back-flip? no. 1, 2, 3, 4! no! it's rated for class five white water. no! whooooooo!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: starting may 28th, you can see our next guest in the public theater's production of "the comedy of errors" in central park. this is a free show. it's unbelievable. if you're in new york city, you got to go see this. and last night, his hit show, "modern family," had its season finale. let's take a look at this.
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>> grace was such a kind and whimsical soul. the different animals she put antlers on for christmas cards, inspired. >> not a single one was photoshopped. >> not even the alligator. >> comes from the tip of her pinky, but she had no regrets. i'm so glad you guys are here. i hope it wasn't too hard to get away from work. >> oh, please, anything for family. anything to get me out of that office. oh. it's all boring paperwork and endless meetings. honestly, this funeral could not have come at a better time. >> you should put that on the flowers. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: please welcome jesse tyler ferguson! ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. jesse tyler ferguson. have you ever played flip cup when you were in college? >> i have not. i went to, like, a very small liberal arts school.
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i'm not even going to call it a coege. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i didn't take college. >> jimmy: it was more of a happening. >> yeah, it was a happening that lasted three years. so, we didn't -- you know, we put, sometimes a jolly rancher in a zima bottle and that was our drink. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: congrats on "modern family." >> thank you. >> jimmy: just wrapped season four. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: now you're going into syicatn. >> yeah, we start syndication this fall, which is very exciting. >> jimmy: that's major. >> i can't believe that's happening. that's insane. >> jimmy: i know. but, gosh -- and the show is fantastic -- the quality of the show. >> thank you. i'll pass it along to the writers. >> jimmy: well, yes. we love everyone that's been on the show. >> yeah, no, it's been great. >> jimmyjulie bowen was just here, and she was phenomenal. >> you played a drinking game with her, i'm sure. >> jimmy: we did. we played beer pong with her, yeah. >> typical. >> jimmy: oh, my god. no, but do you keep in touch with the cast? and now that you're done shooting -- >> yeah. yeah, no. it's funny. we -- ty and eric and ed are obsessed with grilling things. and they're always talking about grilling meats and hamburgers and marinades and rubs for their grill. >> jimmy: marinades. >> marinades. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: oh, my goodness gracious. make me laugh. so good. >> they order meat together. they're, like, let's order half a cow and split it between the three of us. and i'm always, like, walking into these conversations. like, are you kidding me? you're talking about grilling again? and now that we're on hiatus, they're sending each other, like, videos and, like, pictures of what they're grilling. and they're including me on the texts just to torture me. i'm, like, unsubscribe, unsubscribe. [ laughter ] jimmy: trto e-mail. >> no, i don't want to see it. i'm just so bored with it. >> jimmy: those guys seem so fun, though. it seems, like, i mean, everyone -- >> no, they're awesome. i miss them already. and it's just been days that we've been apart. so, yeah. i have an unnatural attachment to them, yes. >> jimmy: and how's your family -- your real family -- doing? >> my real family is great. they're excited i'm on the show tonight. they think i'm going to tell stories about them. i get in trouble for riving them on tv. they're, like, we didn't sign up for this. >> jimmy: yeah, but you got good stories about mom and dad. >> well, i'm, like, i need stories for talk shows, and if you're going to say stupid things, i'm going to talk about it on tv. >> jimmy: thank you, yeah. [ laughter ] that's what happens when your kid gets famous. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> but not tonight. >> jimmy: so, if you're watching, your kid might get famous one day. so watch all the stuff, yeah. >> so, watch out. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. but here's what's funny. we contacted your mom. and she wants to get -- i said, let's talk about something. let's talk about something other than her. so she sent us a photo of you as a child in a play. oh, this is a great photo she sent us. we love your mom so much. >> oh, no, no. oh, my -- >> jimmy: here's you as a wizard. [ laughter ] what is this? what kind of "harry potter" -- >> how about that chain? that gangster chain? >> jimmy: how about all the makeup you're wearing? >> i think i'm holding a pen, too. like, it's my autograph. [ laughter ] this is, like, community theater. i'm a wizard apparently. >> jimmy: yeah. >> let's talk about this makeup, though. >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i'm saying. it is a lot of makeup. >> a lot of blush. >> jimmy: for a young boy, yeah. yeah. [ laughter ] >> i'm the apple cheek wizard. >> jimmy: where was that? do you remember this? >> i think it's thalbuquerque children's theater. and i love -- i don't know. you did theater growing up, as well, right? >> jimmy: no. >> you did not? [ laughter ] you did. you did. it was never a big production.
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>> jimmy: they'd never let me near the theater. i was a fan of theater. they wouldn't let me in. no. if you've seen any of my movies, no. >> shut up. >> jimmy: i've not done any theater. >> you are very, very talented. >> jimmy: thank you. how old were you when you got into theater? >> i think i was, like, eight. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: eight years old. and you get to do this. that stage was the place to go >> i was taken to the theater when i was very yog. and i was sitting in the audience, like, i've got to get on the other side of the footlights. and i was really shy. my mom was, like, i don't know what you're thinking. you're terribly shy. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. i think she was just happy this might bring me out of my shell. and it did! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. and it did. well, now, here you are doing shakespeare in the park. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: in central park. i do this every year. i've lived here for a long time. >> you're coming? you got to say hello afterwards. >> jimmy: i'm going to come. i don't like to bother people after the show. >> doesn't bother me. >> jimmy: you sure? >> yes, i would love to see you. >> jimmy: i guess i'm like -- i just want to do your job. >> i want you to give me notes. >> jimmy: that would really be helpful, yeah. but here you are. it's unbelievable, and -- >> it's free.
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>> jimmy: it's free. you have to go see this. it is shakespeare outdoors. it is, like, unbelievable. are you in rehearsal right now? >> yeah, i'm in rehearsal in the rain right now. yeah. >> jimmy: shakespeare just seems so intimidating to me. don't think i could ever -- >> it's very intimidating. especially if you forget your lines, becausemprovising shakespeare is very hard. you just say prithee a lot. prithee, prithee, prithee, prithee, prithee. prithee. and then you get back on track. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, how would you improvise? like, thou dost know and thinketh -- >> i thou forgotten lines. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but how do people find out to get these tickets here? what do you got to go to? >> i think it's -- it's something .org. >> jimmy: yeah. >> publictheater.org. >> jimmy: publictheater.org. and i'm telling you, you won't even believe how much fun it is. you get to see this talented guy. jesse tyler ferguson. [ cheers and applause ] "comedy of errors" at the lacorte theater in central park. may 28th through june 30th. we're cooking with chef danny bowien next. come on back, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ be positive, yet firm.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is the chef and co-founder of mission chinese food here in new york. he's also the james beard
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foundation's rising star chef of 2013. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the show chef danny bowien! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. danny bowien. d.b. chef! >> d.b. >> jimmy: what do we got? what are we drinking? >> so, did you ever -- i grew up drinking orange julius. i don't know if you know what that is or not. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. yeah, yeah, yeah. used to have it in the mall. >> so, i wanted to make -- yeah. so, i hung out at the mall a lot. i wanted to make drink using this bombay sapphire east. [ scattered cheers ] it's infused with black peppercorn and lemongrass. i want to make a gin and juice, but i wanted to make it taste like an orange julius. >> jimmy: that's why we love you, bro! that's why you're winning the award. >> i froze -- i froze -- i froze coconut water cubes. so, like, you can rehydrate before you dehydrate. and a little bit o-- a little bit of orange juice cubes as well. and i'm just going to pour this in here. we'll stir it up. >> jimmy: and then just put it in the blender and blend it out. >> yeah, and then i just add this. then we'll stir it up. >> jimmy: you're a genius. [ laughter ] super genius. that is awesome. that's phenomenal. all right. what are we cooking here, my
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friend? >> so we're going to do a thrice-cooked bacon dish. you ready to cook? >> jimmy: yeah. >> all right, cool. >> jimmy: thrice-cooked? >> so, this is my rip on, like, a -- >> jimmy: a thrice-cooked bacon dish -- >> well, it's like a twice-cooked pork dish, but we use bacon. we braise it in ham stock. then we freeze it, we steait, then we throw it into, like, a skillet and fry it. so, i'm going to let you do the first thing. these are shanghainese rice cakes. >> jimmy: okay. >> you're going to drop these in that water, just like you'd poach pasta. it's a rice that will sundry. and then you slice it and then just go all in. >> jimmy: doesn't look like rice to me at all. >> it's sundried, so -- >> jimmy: again, i've had some beers, so i'm sorry. i apologize. [ laughter ] all right, good. >> and then we're gonna -- >> jimmy: so, i put that in there. >> and just leave it alone. we'll just let that cook. >> jimmy: don't touch it. okay, i'm not touching it. >> we're going to go into our hot skillet here. >> jimmy: yep. perfect. >> and then you want to just take a little bit of that bacon. >> jimmy: yep. here's the bacon. throw it -- toss them on there? >> yeah, just throw a handful in there. >> jimmy: like, what size? >> like, more bacon. more bacon. >> jimmy: i felt like -- >> yeah, yeah. that's good, that's good. >> jimmy: i'm assuming every ham -- a baby-sized ham. >> and now i'm going to try to cook with these humongous chopsticks. i was trying to get big floppy
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chef's hats, but i couldn't find them in time. >> jimmy: well, we have them in the prop room. >> we're just going to move these around the wok. >> jimmy: hey, iike these giant chopsticks. >> it's just -- challenging. >> jimmy: i'm going to add some -- th is chinese bitter melon. so, this dish is really cool because it has, like, all kinds of different flavors. >> jimmy: yeah, where do you get bitter melon from? >> chinatown. [ laughter ] this is sweet tofu skin. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, sweet tofu skin. i always have that laying around the kitchen. [ laughter ] >> smoky and salty -- >> jimmy: smells unbelievable, if you can smell it in the studio audience. can you smell this already? [ cheers ] >> and then there's -- this is fermented black beans. so now we have some more salty elements. so it's smoky, sweet, bitter. how spicy do you like things? >> jimmy: real spicy. >> all right, cool. so this is -- chili paste. >> jimmy: man, chill out, dude. that's a little bit too spicy there. >> you said really spicy. >> jimmy: aye-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi. say -- could you tell the story real quick -- mission chinese and what you're doing. you do a lot of cool stuff. a percentage of the money you spend at your restaurant goes to a food bank. >> yeah, every entree that we sell in san francisco and
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new york, we donate 75 cents to a food-based charity. we've done that from the very beginning. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how much money -- >> so -- >> jimmy: like, you've only been open -- in san francisco, how much money have you raised? >> almost $200,000. >> jimmy: $200,000 for food banks. [ cheers and applause ] people that can't eat. i can't even tell you how cool that is that you do that, buddy. and i love that. and then -- you have the place in new york here only open a year, right? >> yesterday was our one year anniversary party. and the cooks were moving slowly. >> jimmy: oh, my god, yeah. are you hung over today? >> i okay. i'm the old man now. i went home at, like, 1:00. >> jimmy: that's good enough. but then, you're doing a cool thing, i would say, for all of our viewers out there in oklahoma. >> right. i'm from oklahoma. i'm korean. i was adopted. but i grew up in oklahoma. i actuallyrew up in moore, where the tornado hit, so i'm actually going back there on sunday and monday to cook up some chinese -- mission chinese food pop- up benefit to -- [ cheers and applause ] if you want to -- >> jimmy: anything you can do. >> they -- so it's, like, the
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hashtag #bemoore. >> jimmy: #bemoore. yeah. hashtag #bemoore. or you can also donate to red cross if you text 90999. text the word "red cross" to that. it's a really easy way to donate. that's super rad that you're doing that. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: i want to also qckly talk about -- i know i have to talk about it fast. you won a pesto contest. >> yeah, my chefs when i worked at an italian restaurant tricked me and told me i was going to italy to learn with him. they actually entered me into -- >> jimmy: when i look at you, i think italian. >> well, you know -- [ laughter ] i look very italian. i lived in little italy, if that's -- >> jimmy: no, it doesn't count. well, what happened to you? you won the contest? yeah, so, i went there unaware that i was going to be competing in this world pesto championship in genoa, where pesto is from. [ light laughter ] and i -- and i won. so, it was on the front newspaper. this korean guy from san francisco won. so, for two years, i was the world pesto champion. >> jimmy: you're the world pesto champion. [ cheers ] now, i got to -- you got to check out his restaurant.
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it's missionchinesefood.com. but i want to tell everybody -- look at this cool little takeout box here. in this takeout box, right in here, is the pesto that you made to win the contest. >> right. >> jimmy: and a nice piece of fresh, awesome, rye bread? >> yeah, from tartene bakery in san francisco. >> jimmy: everyone in the audience is getting this. [ cheers and applause ] you're going to love it. it's that good. missionchinesefood.com. we'll be right back, everybody. comen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, that is delicious. you are a talented man, danny bowien. >> thank you so much, man. >> jimmy: my thanks to julianne moore, jesse tyler ferguson, chef danny bowien. boz scaggs in the house. and the greatest band in late night, the roots, everybody. stay tuned for "carson daly." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ >> carson: hey, what's up, everybody? welcome to the continuance of nbc late night. i'm carson daly, and we've set up shop here at the wellesbourne for tonight's "last call." and on the show tonight, we'll hook up with l.a.-based singer/songwriter hanni el khatib. and we'll give you brooklyn's own the men. but first, you know our sit-down guest from tv and film projects like "lost," "resident evil," and "avatar."

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