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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 153. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! oh! thank you! thank you very much. looking great out there tonight. well, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here. big show. big show. first of all i want to wish everybody a happy halloween! happy halloween, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]
isn't it great? it seems like people are going all out with their costumes this year. in fact, last night the cleveland cavaliers went as the knicks and it was just amazing to see that. [ laughter ] uh, that's right. the cavaliers lost their season opener against the knicks last night. and lebron james' first game back in cleveland. lebron actually felt a little slow and awkward out there. and he looked down and realized dwyane wade was still hanging on to him. and he goes come on, dude, cut it out come on, it's time to leave. of course the other big story, still, ebola. hey, uh, yeah. and now health officials in countries affected by ebola are encouraging people to stop shaking hands and instead, give an ebola handshake. [ laughter ] which is, which is when you bump elbows with someone, which would be a great idea if they hadn't spent the past five years telling us to sneeze into our elbows! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what we've been.
get your story straight! what is -- what should i do? [ applause ] no, i think everyone should sneeze into their crotch. if you uh. achoo! achoo! and then you --. >> steve: ebola! >> jimmy: then you crotch bump, then you crotch bump everybody. how are you doing, larry? hey! how's it going man? hey, good to see you, how are the kids doing? [ laughter ] did you see this? during a recent interview, attorney general eric holder said that the only person who could play him in a movie is denzel washington. can we see those two side by side? [ laughter ] i don't know if denzel is the perfect fit. maybe if we had another option -- yeah, yeah, maybe a a little bit of mustache. [ laughter ] get that mustache in there. i said, do you know who i think really should play? oprah's boyfriend stedman. i think that's -- [ cheers and applause ] stedman. he could knock, he could knock it out of the park.
that's a home run! stedman that's a home run, dude, you've got to do it! >> jimmy: as we mentioned earlier, everyone seems to be get into the halloween spirit this year. in fact, the "today" show hosts were having a little fun today with their costumes. just check this out. >> here's your host, wayne campbell >> party --party hearty! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but we love, we love those guys. i don't know if you saw the animated bug in the bottom of the screen. it was like a cartoon, like a a pumpkin with bats flying out. if you didn't notice, just watch it again. >> here's your host, wayne campbell >> party -- party hearty! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey-o! ho! >> jimmy: and then kathie lee said, hey, it's been a while. and you can just can you imagine the timing of that to happen? what if -- >> steve: i'm batman. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.
that's scary, man! [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] why do you, why do you walk like that? you think he'd walk faster. he's like a murderer. >> steve: he's not in any hurry. >> jimmy: he's really not in a a hurry at all. he's just -- very smooth. he knows his way around the studio, too, like. like he's been here before. >> steve: that's odd. >> jimmy: all right. michael myers, everybody. that was very scary. [ cheers and applause ] is he -- is still out there? ♪ oh, my god. it's frightening. he's not even trying to be frightening. he's just a normal dude -- >> steve: no, he's hanging out, took a selfie. >> jimmy: he was very nice. he took a selfie. he just scares people.
maybe he's just misunderstood -- is he still out there? [ laughter ] oh, he's closer. >> steve: he's a little closer. >> jimmy: he's a little closer. [ laughter ] he's -- that could be construed as frightening. like he's coming closer to me. >> steve: he doesn't mean to be frightening. >> jimmy: no he's just standing in different positions. like he can't -- [ laughter ] ♪ why is he moving his head like that too, like a --? >> steve: he's slowly trying to understand things. >> jimmy: well, he's slowly turning his head is frightening. >> steve: is he still out there? >> jimmy: i don't think so. ♪ [ laughter ] alright, alright, that one was little better. that's too scary. that's scary, right, man? is he gone? yeah he's gone. is he gone? where is he? mike, is mike -- there! ♪ that could be scary to people. get him out of here, man! he's scaring me too much! you guys -- [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: uh, you guys, we're in week nine of the nfl season and sunday night's big match-up is between the baltimore ravens and the pittsburgh steelers. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: a good game, a good match-up. now, as you know, at the end of every season they give out awards like "most valuable player" but they also give out awards during the season, sort of like ones in high school year books, like "most likely to succeed," "class clown," stuff like that. so, with that in mind it is time for "tonight show superlatives." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ tonight show superlatives -- >> jimmy: our first player is matt spaeth. he is the tight end for the pittsburgh steelers. he was voted "most likely to play ross on a tv show called 'jersey friends.'" [ applause ] >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: come in the hot tub, ray. >> steve: forget about it. >> jimmy: next up from the baltimore ravens is tight end owen daniels. he was voted "most likely to get an erection after drinking a pumpkin spice latte." [ laughter and applause ]
next up, is justin brown from the steelers. he was voted "human ring pop." [ laughter ] >> steve: they don't give that award often. >> jimmy: uh, they -- it's a a rare award. next up from the steelers is marcus gilbert who was voted "most likely to say, "get your fine ass over here' to a slice of cake." [ laughter and applause ] next up from the ravens is starting quarter back joe flacco. he was voted "metrosexual frankenstein." [ laughter and applause ] they give these awards out during the season. >> steve: yeah, during the season. give 'em out all season long. >> jimmy: next from the steelers is vince williams. [ laughter ] he was voted "most likely to have just sat down the wrong way on his junk." [ laughter and applause ] [ popping noises ] [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: next up from the ravens is steve smith. he was voted "ll not-quite-as-cool j." [ cheers and applause ] and finally from the ravens we have phillip supernaw voted "most likely to be the love child of jimmy fallon and justin timberlake." [ cheers and applause ] there you go. there are your nfl superlatives. we have a great show! give it up for the roots! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great show tonight, you guys. it doesn't get any better than this guy, two-time academy award winner, my man, kevin spacey is here! [ cheers and applause ] he's in "call of duty," he's in the new "call of duty." he's in the new video game. yeah, and later in the show kevin and i will be doing a
a special halloween edition of wheel of impressions. plus, i love it when this girl stops by. she is so talented and fun and funny. from the newsroom, olivia munn is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] just -- just a great person. and we got really funny stand-up from the lucas brothers, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: they're delightful! i love the lucas brothers! >> jimmy: they're so good. uh, you guys, today is friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff here. i check my inbox, return some e-mails and of course, send out thank you notes. and i was just wondering -- [ cheers and applause ] and i was running a bit behind today so i thought if you wouldn't mind, i would like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that okay with you guys? [ cheers and applause ] i'd really appreciate that. hey roots can i get some uh -- james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ [ laughter ] what emotion is he feeling? >> steve: he's not even saying anything. >> jimmy: he's not saying
anything. speaking with his -- >> steve: he's like mike myers. [ laughter ] michael myers, sorry. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what is it? >> steve: he's not here. wait. is he still here? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: oh! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, neighbors that give out apples on halloween, for basically saying, "here, throw this at our house later." [ laughter ] >> steve: here you go, kid. >> jimmy: we'll give you the ammo. >> steve: toilet paper. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you the logo for the 2018 world cup in russia, for looking like if pablo picasso painted a norelco electric shaver. [ cheers and applause ] beautiful, beautiful, magnificant. ♪ jimmy: thank you, mounds candy bars -- for being almond joys that have been neutered. [ laughter ]
>> steve: hey. woah. they don't like that. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, new study that found lizards who have sex earlier in life die sooner for proving that most older lizards suffer from reptile dysfunction. sad. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] two lizards in two bathtubs holding hands. [ laughter ] >> steve: playing pool. >> jimmy: they're in a blues band. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, daylight savings time, for kicking off the half of the year when the clock on my microwave is actually correct. [ laughter ] told you, honey, it's 4:00! >> steve: take a win where you can get it. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you bag of mini
reese's peanut butter cups for making me feel like i'm just having a late snack while eating the equivalent of nine regular reese's. [ cheers and applause ] you ate 13 of them? >> steve: i ate the bag. >> jimmy: is he still out there? [ laughter ] oh! ♪ thank you, circus peanuts, for combining my two favorite flavors, chalk and stale cardboard. [ laughter ] there you guys go, those are my thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with kevin spacey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ julia: i harvested the cranberries from a cranberry bog in quebec. and this turpigen is tur die for. harold: what's a turpigen? julia: it's a chicken inside of a pig inside of a turkey.
it's the whole animal kingdom in one bite. party guest one: so good. party guest two: beautiful! julia: thank you, it's two months of work and i cry now more than i laugh but... party guest one: no. we are talking about their sweaters. julia: jenny: what? sorry we're late. julia: you guys look unbelievable. jenny: thank you! we got it all at old navy. right now sweaters and coats are up to 60% off. julia: 60% off? jenny: it ends soon you should hurry. julia: this holiday meal will be better as leftovers. everybody get out of my house! get out of my way! move kid. i was out for a bike ride. i didn't think i'd have a heart attack. but i did. i'm mike, and i'm very much alive. now my doctor recommends a bayer aspirin regimen to help prevent another heart attack. be sure to talk to your doctor before you begin an aspirin regimen.
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and from his academy award winning roles in "the usual suspects" and "american beauty." now he plays the antagonist in the new video game, "call of duty: advanced warfare." every kid in the world is going to have this. it's available november 4th. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome kevin spacey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: kevin spacey, welcome! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. i was moving very slowly to try to scare you. >> jimmy: you were a little frightening -- >> i thought if i came slowly, closer and a little closer. >> jimmy: spook you out a
a little bit. it's halloween. >> you might run out of the studio. >> jimmy: no, i didn't. it's happy halloween. >> happy halloween. i wore my pumpkin tie. >> jimmy: pumpkined it out as well, yeah. [ cheers ] starbucks are giving them out. >> they're giving them out. yes they are. i had a nice pumpkin latte. and a tie comes with it. >> jimmy: and a tie comes with it. it's an amazing deal. only a limited time offer. >> is this my vodka? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we call it water here. kevin, hey, thank you for coming. 'cause i know you're in the middle of shooting season three of "house of cards." >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it is so good. is there anything you can tell us as to what is going to happen this season at all? >> well, i would have to kill you after. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you can't do anything. >> no, look, i'm having an incredible time though. i didn't actually think i could have a better time after season one and then i had a better time in season two. and i didn't think i could have a better time after season two and i'm having an incredible time doing season three. >> jimmy: everyone gelled. you have a great cast. the direction, the writing, it's just fun. i binge.
i binge watch. >> do you? >> jimmy: i binge dip. [ laughter ] watched it all together. you binge watch. >> how many other shows do you binge? >> jimmy: that's it. >> that's it? >> jimmy: just you. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> kiss ass. kiss ass. >> jimmy: you know what people are doing now -- no, it's not kiss ass. i binge -- you know what i do? >> what? >> jimmy: i benjamin binge watch. i watched the new one backwards. [ laughter ] >> i like that. benjamin binge watch. >> jimmy: you benjamin binge watch. you start with season six and go all the way back. >> that's really good. >> jimmy: it's really good. we did a spoof of "house of cards" on our show. >> i saw it. i saw it. >> jimmy: called "house of cue cards." that was me as frank underwood. [ light laughter ] this is me eating ribs. >> uh-huh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: got a little messy. >> got a little messy. >> jimmy: got a little messy. >> and then he couldn't quite find your phone, from what i remember. >> jimmy: yeah. we did it -- did you like that bit? >> oh, i love that bit. >> jimmy: i got so much barbecue sauce that my phone was ringing and i couldn't ask freddy to put his hand down.
[ laughter ] i picked up my phone and answered and forgot -- >> and then you realized my phone isn't even there. i don't have my phone with me. >> jimmy: well, you i follow you on twitter and everything, the social media. and i saw this photo that you posted, for throwback thursday. >> holy moly! >> jimmy: holy bow tie! [ laughter ] >> by the way, is it odd that i'm also wearing a pumpkin tie there? i was thirteen. >> jimmy: this is when chock full o'nuts had it's pumpkin spice and were giving out pumpkin themed bow ties. >> that's right. orange julius had one and -- >> jimmy: now when were you in the monkees? [ laughter ] i didn't remember that happening. you went to the peter tork web association and i remember, it was at comic- con. >> so justin may have brought sexy back, but i'm bringing bow tie back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is a strong, serious -- that's a serious, strong bow tie. >> that's a strong statement right there. >> jimmy: but this is a great bow tie, because this actually goes with nothing. [ laughter ]
i'm kidding, i'm kidding. i love it. i love it. i like it a lot. pumpkin paisley. pumpkin paisley, that was the name of my first band in high school. let's talk about this "call of duty" thing. 'cause i'm telling you, this is exciting. are you a video game fan? >> yeah. i'm not a gamer, i haven't played a lot. i actually just started to play this one. >> jimmy: it's amazing. >> and i play characters, like frank underwood plays games. but it is kind of, it was an incredible experience to do it. because the technology has gotten to the place -- i think i'm maybe the third actor that's ever done it. i think ellen page and willem dafoe did it about five years ago. but now the technology is so incredible that you look at it and it's like me. only the way we did it was so unlike any other experience i've ever had. >> jimmy: is it scary at all? because it really looks exactly like you. it's weird, i played the game. this is you filming it. >> this is me filming it? so, yeah, look at this picture. this is what you get dressed up in. i'm wearing a black jump suit. >> jimmy: and all those moles are normally covered up. >> all those moles are normally
covered with make-up. [ laughter ] it was a very, very bad breakout day. >> jimmy: you can't eat that much -- >> i'm human. >> jimmy: since then he's been using proactive and look at him now, you guys. how great does he look? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. so what is it -- they put dots on your face? >> they put dots on your face and that's a helmet that has a a camera on it that's now photographing my face. and there's about 50 cameras in a studio. but it's an empty studio. normally, you know, you go through make-up and hair and you come on to a set that they built and you have props. but in this case, i literally, like -- i would stand on a box and they would say, "okay, put your hand on this pole that they'd had up there, like this. and then we want to you to walk down the boxes and get on that chair and then say your lines." and i'd say okay. but i would look over at the monitor where they had already rendered the world to a certain degree, and i wasn't rendered yet. so i was just like a figure in it. but, no, i wasn't standing on a a box. i was standing in a helicopter, holding the roof of the helicopter. i step off the helicopter, i get in the a jeep and it drives away.
and i'm like, "what the [ bleep ]?" [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you can't -- for mature audiences. >> yeah. that's right. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip just to see how amazing this technology is. guys, these guys know what they're doing here. kevin spacey, "call of duty: advanced warfare." look at this. >> it's a single source. has the intel been verified? >> the intel is good. hades is meeting with his financial backers in santorini 24 hours from now. >> mr. irons the protocol is for mounting an assault -- >> this man is responsible for 50,000 deaths, general. we are going in. >> an operation on foreign sovereign soil? it would be an act of war without congressional approval. >> atlas is an internationally registered private company. we don't need congress. gentlemen, are we operational? >> we're up and ready, sir. you're the trigger. >> i want your team on the ground in six hours. >> on whose authority?
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[ cheers and applause ] now, how it works here -- >> that's the most you could afford? [ laughter ] is that the whole wheel? >> jimmy: this controls the wheel. >> oh, it controls the wheel. >> jimmy: bluetooth technology. >> where is the wheel itself? >> jimmy: it's in denver. it's an icloud in denver. >> oh, it's an icloud. >> jimmy: in denver. >> it will probably appear behind us or under us or above us. >> jimmy: there is a wheel. so, when i press it, it activates the wheel. so i want to press it now, it activates the impression generator. >> okay. >> jimmy: okay? and it'll land on one random celebrity, one random topic. >> ah. >> jimmy: but whoever's turn it is has to do an impression of that celebrity talking about that topic. >> oh, [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: until you hear this sound -- [ ding ] >> what? >> jimmy: just a lot of bell ringing, that's all. [ laughter ] now all the celebrities are ones that we can sort of do impressions of. and since today is halloween, all the topics are halloween themed. kevin, you're up first. here we go. >> okay. [ beeps ]
>> jimmy: okay, johnny carson. and you have to talk about costume parties. >> costume parties. [ laughter ] listen, i love a good costume party. it's halloween, a lot of people are dressing up, of course, as ghosts and witches and goblins and vampires. but this year, i've decided i'm going as the scariest creature in the world - - my ex-wife. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that was great. >> scare the kids, too. do i press the button now or do you press the button? >> jimmy: you can press it. you can press my button. >> it's like it's your show or something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can press the button. here we go. celebrity is -- dr. phil? dr. phil, frankenstein. dr. phil, frankenstein. >> jimmy: now, frank, listen to me.
now deep down you're not a a monster. [ laughter ] you're only a monster when you're drunk. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ that's why -- all right. kevin, you're up. here we go. ready? >> oh, gosh. >> jimmy: chrisropher walken talking about trick or treat. or trick or treating. >> trick-or-treat? [ laughter ] smell my feet? give me something good to eat. [ laughter and applause ] if you don't know, oh no. i don't care, i'll pull down your underwear. [ laughter and applause ] ♪
>> jimmy: all right, here we go. my turn, you want to switch it? >> all right. >> jimmy: michael caine talking about candy corn. >> oh. >> jimmy: [ british accent ] michael caine. michael caine. you have to have little pieces of the candy corn. the orange, yellow ones. you've got the candy with the corn there. sometime they're shaped like little pumpkins. [ laughter ] [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ michael caine. >> i can -- [ british accent ] i can do michael caine. michael caine, we asked him once. how do you go about choosing a a movie? and he said, "well, what i do is i sit in a nice comfortable chair and i read a script they want me to consider. i read the first page and then i read the last page. if the part they want me to play is on both pages i do the [ bleep ] picture." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's how you do it right there. did he say that? >> yeah.
>> jimmy: that's great. all right. here we go. kevin, one more. >> i've dropped the f-bomb a a couple of times, haven't i? >> jimmy: no, no, no, no. >> okay. >> jimmy: we'll use like three seconds of this interview. >> okay, good. >> jimmy: here we go. bill clinton, you have to talk about "ghostbusters." bill clinton doing "ghostbusters." >> when there's something strange -- [ laughter ] in your neighborhood -- [ laughter ] who you gonna call? that's right, ghostbusters. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right. >> i ain't afraid of no ghosts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't think we can top that right there. kevin spacey! oh, my goodness! [ cheers and applause ] pretty great. how fun is that? "call of duty: advanced warfare" is available november 4th. we'll be right back with olivia munn! kevin spacey!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our next guest from the movie "magic mike" and you can see her in the emmy and golden globe nominated hbo series, "the newsroom." which returns for its final season, sunday november 9th at 9:00 p.m. ladies and gentlemen please welcome olivia munn! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> hello, hello! >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. >> thank you. you look so handsome. >> jimmy: thank you very much. i appriciate that. >> hello, the roots. >> jimmy: oh hey. they're the roots. [ laughter ] they're very efficient. >> they're quiet. >> jimmy: yeah. look at you here on the cover of "self" magazine. >> yeah. that's me and lana the horse. >> jimmy: lana the horse. are you a -- do you ride horses?
>> i learned for a movie i just shot. and i love it. >> jimmy: are you good? oh really? >> i had to learn how to look like a professional. yeah, so i was running and galloping and stuff on it. this horse, this beautiful horse named lana had never been on a photo shoot before. and so, we were in this like, fenced in area. so i get in there and there's a a photographer and he gets on the other side of the fence. and i'm like, where are you going? he's like, oh, the horse has never been on a photo shoot so it's really afraid. and i was like -- and i watched everybody backing out. and i'm like, i stay in? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so i'm on the horse? >> i feel like there's a shark in the ocean and everybody is like, hey, have fun. >> jimmy: you're like frightened on the cover like, help me. help me please! >> i know. i'm more pissed that the horse got to share the cover with me. i'm like, do you know how many covers i had to do to get on there? >> jimmy: pal, i'm so happy you're here. how is mom? i always ask about mom. >> my mom, yeah. my mom's having a really good year. >> jimmy: is she? >> she's having a really good year. >> jimmy: she is? >> my older sister just graduated magnum cum laude from law school. >> jimmy: hey. [ cheers and
applause ] >> and then she graduated -- she passed the bar first try. my little brother is about to become a master physicsist next month. >> jimmy: are you kidding me? >> i know. so, i'm back to being the disappointment in the family. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: olivia's so bummed. >> i know. it's really nice actually, being at the bottom because nobody looks at you. nobody cares. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, no. oh my goodness. >> it's been a great year. i took her to the white house to meet the president this year. >> jimmy: i want to hear about this story. so wait -- that must have been so -- >> my mom was so excited. >> jimmy: they're so proud of you. they love you. you got to -- you set this whole thing up? >> yeah. i was invited to go, to bring my family to meet the president. i'm doing this campaign called "it's on us" about stopping sexual abuse and assault. and so the white house is doing this big campaign. so i brought may mom and my stepdad. they got to meet the president. my mom -- >> jimmy: had they ever been to the white house? >> no. and my mom, she's so excited. i'm first generation american. my mom talks in an accent and she writes in one too. so she will just send me texts like, i cannot believe miss kim go to white house. [ laughter ] i never believe all my years miss kim will meet obama. she talks to herself in third person, too. >> jimmy: no
kidding. yeah. >> so we get to d.c. and this is amazing. so we get to d.c. and i'm super tired. so i take a nap. and i'm like, i'm gonna go to take a nap, you guys walk can around and see what you see. >> jimmy: yeah, they can't get into any trouble. >> you would think not. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so she goes out and then they come back and i'm like, did you have fun? did you see anything? oh, yeah, yeah. there's not much to see here but we take lots of pictures. and i go, oh, well did you see the white house? and she's like, no, we just see lots of things. here's my pictures. so i look at her camera, and i'm like, oh, you saw the white house. she's like, no, i did not see white house. i'm like, well, what's this picture? she's like, oh, that picture. me and sam -- my stepdad. me and sam, we go around. we see everyone take picture right here on this spot on this street. i don't know why. so i say, hey, hey, let me go ask somebody. he goes, no, no they had we stupid we ask. just stand there. we'll take picture too. [ laughter ] and so they stand there. and i said to my mom, mom, what street were you on? she goes, pennsylvania avenue. i go, uh-huh. did you see anything interesting there? well yeah. protesters outside and shooters
on top of the building. and i go, yeah, mom, it's the white house! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's mom right there. there's mom standing in front -- [ cheers and applause ] >> they took a picture here because everybody else is standing in this same spot. take picture so we take picture too. had no idea. they didn't even look up. and the best part, i said this to her, and i go mom, that's the white house. and she goes, mmmm. then she goes into her purse and picks out this print-out that she has from the itinerary. that has a little drawing of the white house at the very top. and she takes that. not believing me or the picture. she compares the drawing of the white house to the picture of the white house. it's the white house! >> jimmy: yeah, that's great, mom, thank you. so how were they -- did they -- >> oh they loved meeting obama. >> jimmy: how was obama? how was the president? >> the president is great. and biden. you've met them. >> jimmy: yep. >> and biden is awesome. he is just like how everybody impersonates him, you know? i've never met him before. and so he gets in real close and talks to you like this and really, we've got to do it! we've got to fight crime!
i'm like, i know! i'm so strong! so he goes around. he does this like half circle. he gets up to my stepfather -- >> jimmy: wait. energetic, yeah. >> my step father is an optometrist in oklahoma. he is wearing a little bow tie with the declaration of independence on it. he can't wait to just tell him about his tie. and so biden get in, he's like, nice to meet you. let me tell ya something. us men, we've got to get up. we've got to stand up! and my stepdad's like -- my tie. my tie. >> jimmy: the tie says something. >> and then biden starts talking to other people. he is was like really revved up. and if you're my stepdad, and you're over here. he starts talking, so he goes over here. and i'm going to tell you something. let me tell you something. let me tell you something. he then holds his hand for maybe a minute and a half. and i'm watching. and it's so intense. so later my stepdad, completely sincere. he says, it was so exciting today. i got to shake obama's hand and hold biden's. [ laughter and applause ] and he did.
>> jimmy: that's classic. >> and i saw it. >> jimmy: that's a great time. pal, we're always so proud of you. we love you in movies and everything, and "newsroom" is just killer. this is the final season. >> it is. the final season. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the greatest. >> thank you, thank you, thank you. yes, it's the final season coming out. >> jimmy: i love your name, too. sloan. sloan sabbith. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and this is the final season. it's like, six episodes? >> six episodes. that's it, yeah. >> jimmy: oh gosh. so set your dvrs because this is going to be fun. >> yeah, november 9th. >> jimmy: aaron sorkin, jeff daniels, we love everybody in that. anything you can tell us about this season coming up? >> uh, this season sorkin just puts us all into this really impossible situation and then we try to see how we all kind of get out of it. that's what i practiced to say backstage. [ laughter ] i was like, i don't -- >> jimmy: you're in an impossible situation, and you try to get out of it? >> by the way, that's -- how did i do? because i really worked on that for like three minutes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, no, no! >> they love it! >> jimmy: no, she told us nothing about the show. >> i told you everything. >> jimmy: if you went up to
someone on the street and said, hey, have you ever seen that show where there is an impossible situation and they try to get out of it? and someone says, oh, you mean "the newsroom?" that's never going to happen. >> it will happen. >> jimmy: it will not happen. >> it will happen. everyone's going to watch it. big hit. big hit, big hit. we're going to come back again. >> jimmy: you guys, olivia munn. the final season of "the newsroom!" [ cheers and applause ] premieres sunday, november 9th at 9:00 p.m.on hbo. season two is avaliable november 4th on blu-ray and dvd. we have stand-up from the lucas brothers, you guys. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪witit's time for us to go♪ow. ♪spread some fa la la la la. ♪fa la la la la. ♪we can laugh and celebrate ♪fa la la la la. ♪we're making memories today♪
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests are a a very, very funny comedy duo. you can watch their weekly sketch show, "friends of the people," tuesday nights at 10:00 on trutv. ladies and gentlemen please welcome the lucas brothers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hey, guys, how are you doing? >> all right. we're twins, by the way, in case you guys are wondering. here's a little known fact about us. our father went to prison for like 20 years and we don't know what he did. >> nope. >> we did a little bit of
research and found out in order to get 20 years in the state of new jersey, you can do one of four things. you can commit first-degree murder, second-degree murder, child molestation or tax evasion. so we immediately got rid of tax evasion, right? [ laughter ] he was broke all the time. that left with us three choices. all pretty terrible. but i feel like this might be the only situation where you kind of hope your father's a a murderer. [ laughter ] >> absolutely. [ laughter ] >> it's true. it's true. >> once our father left us, we needed something to fill the void so we did what any young black dude would do in that situation. we turned to "space jam." [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> it's the greatest movie of all time. [ cheers and applause ]
it is. it is. some people say that it's the "citizen kane" of michael jordan movies. [ laughter ] we totally agree. >> absolutely. >> but whenever you watch something too many times, you have questions. like one question we have is, how did michael jordan convince charles barkley to be in that movie? [ laughter ] nobody knows. we spent the last decade trying to figure it out. and i think we did. so tonight we're going to re-enact the phone call that michael jordan and charles barkley had with one another on november 13th, 1995. >> yep. >> kenny's going to play michael jordan and by default i'm charles barkley. [ laughter ] ring, ring, ring. >> what's up, man? who's this? who's this? >> it's me man. it's michael jordan. what's going on? >> oh, what's up, michael? how are you doing? how is baseball doing, brother? [ laughter ] baseball?
how's baseball. >> no, i heard the question, man. i don't want to talk about baseball, man. i'm working on this movie and i want you to be in it, man. >> oh snap. you're getting into movies, mike? >> that's right? >> what's the movie about, man? >> well it's a basketball story more or less. two teams. on your team is gonna be larry johnson, patrick ewing, john bradley and the great muggsy bogues. >> that's a fantastic team, mike. i mean, if that's my team, who is going to be on your team? who are you going to have, mike? your team must be super duper dope, man. who you gonna have? who you got, mike? >> the looney tunes, man! [ laughter ] >> is that like a nickname for scotty pippen and dennis rodman? [ laughter ] >> no, man, i'm talking about bugs bunny, daffy duck, sylvester the cat. tweety bird, son! i'm talking about tweety. >> hold on, hold on. mike, mike, i got someone on the other line. can you hold on for a second? >> oh, yeah. >> can you hold on for one
second? >> sure. yeah, yeah. >> hey, man, who is this? >> it's shaq, man. what's going on? >> oh shaq, what's up man? i was just talking to mike. i'm pretty sure he's on lsd or something. [ laughter ] so what's good, man? what you call me for, man? >> so i was listening to my album, man, and i got inspired. i got this movie idea, man. >> you got a movie idea. >> that's right. >> what's the movie about, shaq? >> two words, man. rappin' genie. >> nope! [ laughter ] >> hey, mike. >> what's up, man? >> i'm in, baby! >> alright. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm in. >> and we're the lucas bros. thank you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: the lucas brothers everybody. take a bow. "friends of the people" tuesday nights at 10:00 on trutv. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: fantatic man, thank you guys, so much. lucas brothers once again, everybody. lucas brothers. [ cheers and applause ] olivia munn right there ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] i want to thank kevin spacey, too. oh, we love you, kevin. and the roots, right there from philadelphia. happy halloween, roots! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late, late night with seth meyers. thank you for watching, have a a great weekend. i hope to see you next week. bye-bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪