tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC January 12, 2015 11:34pm-12:37am EST
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featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 192. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! that's what i'm talking about right there! welcome. hot crowd, baby! [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. this is it right here. you're here. you're at the show. welcome, welcome, welcome. thank you for being here. i appreciate this. let's get to what everyone's talking about. these are the big stories here.
big, big political news over the weekend. that's right. donald trump said that he is thinking very seriously about a a 2016 presidential campaign. you can tell he's serious because today i saw him shaking hands and firing babies. [ laughter ] it's serious. it's real. that's what you do. [ applause ] you suck your thumb too much. you suck your thumb too much in the board meetings. [ laughter ] geraldo, should i fire her? that's right. the big news, though, is that mitt romney has announced that he is considering a third campaign for the presidency. yeah. he made the announcement on friday during a private meeting with donors. pretty shocking. that mitt romney needs donors. [ laughter ] what is he, a trillionaire? of course last night was the golden globes. did you watch the golden globes? [ cheers and applause ] everyone loves a good awards show. one of the big moments was when
john legend took home a golden globe for best original song and while he was giving his acceptance speech the cameras decided to check out his wife, chrissy teigen's reaction. >> he said, john i want to help -- i want you to help me write a a song for this film, and i'm so honored. i was brought on at the last minute but i'm so honored to be a part of this amazing film. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i can't tell if she's happy for him or trying to remember if she locked the door before she left the house. [ laughter ] and the film "boyhood" won the golden globe for best drama. [ applause ] that's great. "boyhood," it follows one guy's journey over the course of 12 years. or as mitt romney calls, that running for president. [ laughter and applause ] 4, 8, 12 years. did you see this? last night at the golden globes, a drone was used on the red carpet to film celebrities and offer a bird's eye view.
and the best part is you couldn't even tell that it was there. check it out. [ loud buzzing ] oh, hey. who are you wearing? oh my god. very classy. what is that thing? i thought it seemed a little unsafe to have a drone flying right above their heads. i mean, take a look at this moment during a red carpet interview. >> the portral definitely does justice to detroit. good luck then if it come out -- >> jimmy: just shocking to see that. you don't want to see that type of stuff. you don't like seeing that. >> steve: where in the world is matt lauer? >> jimmy: he's fine. he's fine. this just in. he's fine. [ laughter ] and as always, ryan seacrest, our pal ryan seacrest, he was also on the red carpet talking to all the stars, but to me it seemed like he was distracted by something else. take a look. >> take care. be careful coming down the stairs. be careful getting down. the stairs can be very steep. well this is -- by the way, this is a very steep staircase. be well. have fun. be careful down the stairs.
be careful going down. >> thank you. i will not fall. >> yes, do not fall. >> jimmy: yeah. seacrest is actually still at the globes because he's waiting for someone to help him down those stairs. [ laughter ] i'm getting hungry, you guys! cut to chrissy teigen. [ laughter ] in business news, after a a decline in sales coca-cola recently announced plans to cut almost 1,800 jobs. 1,800 employees have announced plans to shake every can on the way out. they're like, all right, take care, man. yep. thanks a lot. [ applause ] you know, we mentioned this last week, but i've been reading a lot about how this is the busiest time of year for online dating sites, which i found pretty surprising. i mean -- >> don't be surprised, jimmy. i'm here on an e harmony date with this lovely lady cheryl. >> it's sharon. >> whatever. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, well, that's good. how's the date going so far? >> great. >> terrible. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: okay, it sounds like you guys aren't exactly on the same page. >> sure, we are. we have a ton in common. try us. >> jimmy: okay. who's your favorite actor? >> henry winkler. >> justin timberlake. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who's your favorite musician? >> coolio. >> justin timberlake. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who's your favorite member of 'n sync? >> joey fatone. >> justin timberlake. >> jimmy: now look, you guys really have nothing in common. this is -- you have nothing in common. >> i guess you're right. we should probably just go home alone and -- >> eat soup in the dark. >> maybe we're more alike than we thought. kiss me, shirley. >> it's sharon. >> whatever. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they think they're kissing?
if they opened their eyes they'd be close to it. he's looking straight up. now that's not helping at all. he's not even looking at her. their mouths aren't even close to each other. it's like insane. all right. congratulations. you guys belong together. hey, guys. in tv news here, you guys, the cw has announced a new crime drama about a zombie medical student that eats the brains of dead people and inherits their memories to solve crimes. that's right. it's called "every television show combined." and it's very exciting. so good. i can't wait to see that. [ applause ] and finally, this is just embarrassing. yesterday espn reporter hannah storm was about to go live on air when her makeup artist tried to get in one last touch-up.
and just take a look at this. there's like a glitch there, and then -- >> stay back. get out. what? >> aaron rodgers has been downright perfect. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: whoa. [ laughter ] could we see that -- let's see it one more time. i've got to see this again. so this here, so obviously there's some type of problem. and then hey -- whoa. [ laughter ] >> aaron rodgers has been downright perfect. >> jimmy: yeah. look at her -- aaron rodgers doing the best he can today. and -- probably not a good idea smacking your makeup artist. take a look at hannah later in the broadcast. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show, you guys. give it up for the roots! b [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: poor hannah storm. she's a nice person probably. that's rough. guys, it's monday. we're so excited to be back. we have a fun week of shows coming up. chris hemsworth will be here. gwyneth paltrow will be here. and brian williams will all be here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got great performances from joey badass, panda bear, and meghan trainor. going to be a good week. hot week. also, we have big news for us. we're taking a road trip out west at the end of the month. we're hitting the super bowl. and then we're going to do a a week of shows -- [ cheers and applause ] i'm excited about the super bowl. but then we're doing a week of shows in los angeles. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: "the tonight show's" coming back to l.a. so on sunday february 1st, super bowl xlix airs on nbc, then after the game we're doing a gigantic live "tonight show" from phoenix. and i'm talking -- [ cheers ]
three or four people from phoenix really excited about this. >> steve: they're right here. >> jimmy: i'm talking about a a big show after the super bowl. >> steve: how big? >> jimmy: i mean giant. >> steve: like huge? like super? >> jimmy: i mean like -- what? >> steve: that big? knock your pens over big? >> jimmy: will ferrell is going to be there. >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kevin hart is going to be there. >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm talking about a a three-way lip-sync battle. >> steve: what? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the super bowl of lip-sync battles is happening live. super bowl evening. >> steve: the super bowl of lip-sync battles. >> jimmy: skip the super bowl and go straight to the lip-sync. >> steve: yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: then, the next day, monday, february 2nd, we start a week of shows in los angeles with an awesome line-up of guests and music and big surprises all week. so tune in for that everybody. our first shows ever in l.a. i can't wait. but first we have a great show tonight. from the very funny show "it's
always sunny in philadelphia." he's a funny, funny man. >> steve: funny, nice. >> jimmy: "horrible bosses." charlie day is here. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] he's a funny dude. and then is he definitely here in is he booked really for the show? >> steve: yeah. he's here. >> jimmy: do we have to have him on? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: jeff musial's here. so, i don't know. he's here with some animals. [ cheers and applause ] he always brings different animals and stuff like that. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: last time he was here he threw an alligator at me. he didn't care. he didn't care if i live or die. >> steve: it's all about the animals. >> jimmy: it's all about the animals with that guy. jeff musial, we love him though. he's here. [ cheers and applause ] and then my man, country music superstar darius rucker is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ]
super talented. always good to see that guy. guys, do you ever go on twitter and you see a tweet from a a celebrity that looks like it makes no sense? it's like a random statement out of left field. but then you click "expand" and you realize they're actually just responding to another person's question? i'll show you what i mean in this next segment. it's time for "in reply to." here we go. b [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: so the way this works is i'm going to show you a a celebrity's tweet and then we'll see the question they were replying to. so the first example is from president obama. he responded "it's been going on for way too long and it's time we put an end to it." not really sure what he's talking about. let's see what he was asked. "what are your thoughts on "american idol"?" now it's starting to make sense. [ applause ] >> steve: now it makes sense. >> jimmy: let's keep going. this next one is from netflix. they replied, "we recommend friends." let's see the question. "who can lend me their password
so i never have to pay for netflix?" [ laughter and applause ] that's a great idea. >> steve: yeah, that's their idea. >> jimmy: that's how people do it. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: here's one from my man donald trump. he responded "it's a grueling 12-week challenge that often involves fighting, backstabbing and plenty of tears." let's see the question. "describe your last visit to supercuts." [ laughter ] >> steve: whoa. 12 weeks to get a haircut. wow. >> jimmy: the hard work paid off. here's a response from carnival cruise lines. they answered -- "it's a a service we provide on a a consistent basis." let's see the question. "how often do your passengers get featured on a dateline murder mystery?" [ applause ] >> steve: they went on a a cruise. but what they wanted was murder. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we were having a a great time at the casino, third deck, and then someone walked off and it's the last time i talked to him. >> steve: but did he? three weeks later --
>> jimmy: the casino chips were found in his apartment. >> steve: a wood chipper with human hair. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's a response from the dallas cowboys. man, they had a crazy weekend. they answered, "he jumped up, grabbed it with both hands and then showed he had no control." let's see the question. "what did chris christie do when he saw a three-tiered chocolate cake?" [ laughter and applause ] it's not his fault. three tiers. how's he supposed to get up there? >> steve: you need those tiers to shed these tears. >> jimmy: come on man. here's a response from ups. they replied, "sorry we missed you." let's see the question. "i was home when you knocked on the door. i know you saw me open the door. come back and give me my package!" not even a question really. [ applause ] here's a response from dunkin' donuts. they replied, "try our new
croissant donuts." let's see what they were asked. "how do i fill the void now that she's gone?" [ laughter ] love hurts. >> steve: still love her. >> jimmy: yeah. moving on, this next one is from geraldo rivera. he responded, "he reminds me of myself." let's see what he was asked. "what do you think of wario?" [ applause ] here's the last one here. this is from the weather channel. they responded "below zero." let's see what they were asked. "what were jimmy fallon's chances of dating nicole kidman?" >> steve: whoa, what? oh, that's rude. that's rude. >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for "in reply to." we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show." come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
our animal expert, our good pal mr. jeff musial, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm an animal i'm an animal ♪ >> jimmy: do you have to be quiet? >> yes. the roots. my boys. love those guys. >> jimmy: yeah, is that right? >> the best band in hip-hop. and you've got them as the house band. you're a lucky man, mr. fallon. >> jimmy: good to see you, jeff. you look fantastic. >> thank you, sir. this is my man, boomer. he's a siberian lynx, about six months old. love him. absolutely gorgeous. his tail's so cool. he's got this short little tail so they can bob and weave through the trees and the evergreens and the logs. if you're playing a video game -- [ imitates laser sounds ] >> jimmy: that's not what you do with his tail. >> pet him. feel him. he's really cool. they can bring down prey three times the size of them. they -- yeah. >> jimmy: is that right? really? is he a baby or no? >> he's about six months old.
[ laughter ] [ audience aws ] good boy. i love you so much. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> i was talking to you. >> jimmy: oh you were? thank you very much. >> huge paws so he can walk across the snow. they spread those paws out. they have webbing and fur in between them so they won't freeze their toes. you went to scratch his butt. scratch his butt. everybody likes a good butt scratch. go ahead, scratch his butt. hurry. you lost your chance. [ laughter ] you've got to move. someone asks you to scratch their butt, scratch their butt, right? >> jimmy: hey buddy. i just don't want him to attack me. >> you see the canines on this guy? he can do some serious damage with those teeth. >> jimmy: he's got big giant paws. >> very cool. they're making a great -- not a great comeback, but they made a comeback over the years of being hunted and stuff like that in europe. siberian lynx. russia yeah -- >> jimmy: look at the hair -- >> they can send little signals down little tufts of fur. so it send signals down their ears so they can hear everything going on around them. they can drag down, like, a a reindeer right to the ground.
they go right for the jugular. >> jimmy: okay, now you're getting ridiculous here. this is good. well, thank you so much for having him on the show. >> boomer, you want to go bye-bye? come on, let's go. >> jimmy: aw. he wants to stay? >> he just want's to hang out. i don't know if he's purring. are you purring? yeah, he's purring in the mike. you hear him? he loves "the tonight show." here, good boy. >> jimmy: no kissing. get out of here, man. >> i love my animals. i love my animals more than people sometimes. >> jimmy: yeah. you do. >> this is going to be so great, because this one here came all the way from mexico. don't move. stay there. don't move. >> jimmy: i don't like spiders. please, i don't like spiders. >> now, this -- [ audience ohs ] don't move! don't move. >> jimmy: i don't like spiders. >> they're found -- now, we don't want him to fight, so we're gonna put one there too. hold still. wait, wait, wait. >> jimmy: oh, god! oh god! >> don't move! don't move! you're fine. you're fine. you're fine. these are called mexican whiteknee and redknee tarantulas. they have -- their fangs are
about an inch long, but they can't kill you. they'll inject a little bit of venom. it will feel like you're at a a dave matthews concert. you're like "whoa, dude." [ laughter ] you're totally fine. breathe. breathe. >> jimmy: i'm freaking out. i am freaking out. i hate spiders. scaring me man. >> it's not -- they're not spiders. they're tarantulas. now, this -- >> jimmy: ah! >> look, she's got webbing. look at the webbing. do you see the webbing? >> jimmy: get off me right now. get them both off me right now. please. oh, my gosh. someone, no seriously. i'm not kidding man. >> you're fine, you're fine. >> jimmy: go to commercial or something. >> i'm getting there. i'm getting there. >> jimmy: go to commercial. >> you're good. hang on. oh, she pooped. just mix it in. you're all right. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] you're fine. you're fine. you're totally fine. >> jimmy: oh, my lord. >> you're all right. that's the craziest thing that ever happened to me in my life. >> you're fine, i'm moving on. you've got to see this guy. this is incredible. come on. man up. [ laughter ]
here we go. gosh, look at this girl. does that make things better? >> jimmy: yeah, that's better. i like that. >> you can pet her just like that. >> jimmy: hey, buddy. >> her name's sidney. >> jimmy: hi, sidney. >> she's a kangaroo. a red kangaroo. found in australia. they can hop 40 -- g'day, mate. >> jimmy: they don't all say that in australia. >> whatever, she hops 45 miles an hour. 40 feet per bounce. eight feet high. unbelievable, dude. she can strut broadway kickin butt. you can follow me on twitter. @jeffanimalguy on twitter. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you could. you don't have to. >> no, you could. it's pretty cool you can -- look at this though, she's kinda hop out. [ cheers ] so cool, right? she hops. she takes off. one of my favorites. i'm going to move on, though, because this -- you're going to love this one. >> jimmy: all right. >> here you go. >> jimmy: you always bring the best people -- or the best animals. sorry. and the greatest --
>> this is going to be amazing. now what i -- >> jimmy: don't scare me, don't scare me, please. like that was it. the tarantulas -- >> we've been hanging out a a lot. how many years? since "late night" right? >> jimmy: yeah, six years. >> i brought so many animals here. i think you're used to stuff by now. but what i'm going to do -- hang on. dude, don't move. now, wait a minute. this is great. hang on. you need a hook. grab a hook. hang on, i'll get my hook. you get your hook. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how is this my hook and that's your hook. >> this is a venomous snake with a hook. now -- >> jimmy: is that a cobra? >> yes. good. you're good. you're going to help me. hang on, you know what? here, put this in your mouth. [ laughter ] put down the hook for a minute. i want to get on the hood good. just play the flute. go ahead. hang on. just lightly.
lightly. just lightly. lightly. but not -- no. you know what? just don't put my flute in your mouth. take my flute out of your mouth. this is -- just grab the hook. just grab the hook. >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> okay, you're going to tap the side of the box. get closer though, get closer. >> jimmy: come on, don't make me do this. >> no, closer, it's fine. you've got to come in. you've got to come in. if you're going to come in, you've got to come in. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i hate him, i hate him. i don't like it. i don't like it. >> whoo! >> jimmy: why do i even do it? why did you come here? why do i even do this? why do i do it? you have to leave. get out. >> how cool was that?! >> jimmy: i can't handle this! i'm about to go hannah storm on your ass right now, dude. >> that made her switch. i was like this! i had you all in my scopes. i was like -- >> jimmy: oh, my god. in your scopes. >> bam! boom! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. frightening. jeff musial, everybody. this is unbelievable.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about, charlie day. charlie day in the house. is that right? ten seasons. >> ten seasons. >> jimmy: congratulations, man. >> i want to back it up, though. i'm extraordinarily uncomfortable about that animal guy. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. thank you. >> that was terrifying. >> jimmy: it was terrifying, right? >> those guys are all like -- pardon me if this is insensitive. but they're all eventually mauled by their animals, right? >> jimmy: that's what you hope for. >> at some point, that happens. >> jimmy: you root for that, and it doesn't happen. >> and the snake thing was just not funny. >> jimmy: that's cruel. >> i would've projectile vomiting on the man. >> jimmy: i mean, i'm doing it. i'm playing by all the rules. i'm at the hook. and then i go to look in to see. he knew i was going to look in. because i was like, not looking
in the basket going "i don't know what to do with a cobra." >> everyone in the dressing room screamed. top of their lungs, screamed. >> jimmy: the tarantulas were real. >> i would have punched him, man. you want to put a spider on me? you want to put a spider on me, guy? anyway, yeah, ten seasons. i can't get past the spider thing. >> jimmy: that was frightening. but i'm always happy to have you here. and so proud of you and the whole cast of "it's always sunny." >> thank you. >> jimmy: ten seasons. they're even doing a version of your show in moscow. >> yeah. which is crazy. you think maybe they'll try it in england or australia. but no, russia. >> jimmy: and "it's always sunny in moscow." >> in moscow, yeah. what really got me was the translation of the characters' names. so the dennis character, they changed him to something like igor. and mac was like vladimir. and my character just simply translated to fatso. [ laughter ] i know.
i took it very personally, russia. >> jimmy: don't start a fight with russia. please. not tonight. not tonight. >> lots of spiders in russia. they throw them at you. >> jimmy: fatso? that doesn't even make any sense. [ talking over each other ] >> it's funny. it's funny. >> jimmy: is it good? >> yeah. it's really good. >> jimmy: the formula? >> the hijinx, yeah. >> jimmy: danny devito came on our show, i think first. he was talking about the show, and he said "these guys are some of the funniest people i've ever met." so i started watching when we booked him, and i've just been addicted to it. gosh, you guys are so funny. you made the pilot for $100? >> yeah. we literally were just borrowing friends' cameras and pointing them at each other. and you know what, i actually owe the roots an apology. because the first two times i came out on the show, they played songs from "sunny." and i usually am such a deer in the headlights, and i didn't know what was happening. i'd go home and watch the show, and they're playing the "day man" song. so guys, thank you for that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they put a lot a
a thought. >> they put a lot of thought in it. >> jimmy: they do. >> yeah. so we did it on a budget, and here we are, ten years later. >> jimmy: that's pretty fun. this season is pretty -- the first episode in fact. let's go right to that. of this season. a story that i've heard. and it is true? >> this is a true story. so, hall of fame baseball player wade boggs. >> jimmy: unbelievable. played in boston, played in new york. >> jimmy: third baseman. >> did a stint in tampa. for the tampa fans. >> jimmy: we had him here when he was a yankee. do you remember when he got on a horse for the world series? >> no, i remember. >> jimmy: that's how cool this dude is, just jumped on a horse like a cop. he's like "let's go buddy." >> i knew my friend's father, is like a diehard boston fan having a heart attack, "what are you doing boggsy?" "get off the horse!" [ laughs ] >> jimmy: get off the horse. he's wade boggs. >> yeah, i've got nothing against him. anyway, he was famous for baseball. he was also famous for the amount of beer he could drink. >> jimmy: i heard these stories.
>> yeah, so, supposedly when they would have these cross-country flights he would drink on average 40 to 50, some say 70 beers. like, he's got like a -- >> jimmy: from l.a. to new york? >> yeah. >> jimmy: like a six-hour flight? >> it was like a layover somewhere in north dakota. i don't know. so our characters are trying to break that record in the episode. >> jimmy: you guys are all going to fly, and see if you can break the record. >> yeah, and then see if we can go hit a baseball the next day. not only would he drink 70 beers, but then he'd go like, three for four. >> jimmy: he's a magician, this guy. >> he's got like a hot dog eating stomach, but for beer. >> jimmy: i know what you mean. >> yeah, so the gang gets on a a plane and they try to break the record. of course, they're debaucherous. >> jimmy: your character starts to hallucinate. >> i hallucinate, and actually start speaking to wade boggs. >> jimmy: you got the real wade boggs to come on the show. >> yeah. we reached out to him. is he going to be okay with this? and he's like "oh, i'll do it." >> jimmy: how was he? >> he was great. he was great. although i'm pretty sure he was
drinking actual beer when we were filming. we all had prop beer, and then i noticed at some point, he's drinking now. like, he's an alcoholic. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no. >> no, but a highly functioning. highly functioning. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no. he should do it, i mean if he can handle 70 beers -- >> well he told me that the real -- the actual number, he pulled me aside and said, "charlie, really it was 107." [ laughs ] >> jimmy: what? >> yeah, how is that possible? >> jimmy: i should get jeff musial out here for the math. but six hours. i don't even know if they have them on a plane. >> not six hours. so he would come to the airport about 12 deep and then he would be on the plane and just firing them back. and then they have the layover. and then they would go out that night. and then he'd hit third and hit two doubles. >> jimmy: good god, that's an amazing man. >> and so, it makes for a good episode. >> jimmy: 107 beers. >> 107. >> jimmy: wade boggs. we have a clip.
here's charlie day and wade boggs in the season premiere of "it's always sunny in philadelphia." take a look at this. >> hello, charlie. >> oh, [ bleep ]. you're the ghost of wade boggs. >> i'm not a ghost, charlie. you're just hallucinating. you had over 30 beers, dude. >> you did? nice, man. >> you know your friend mac is right. >> oh yeah? >> i didn't win five batting titles because it was fun. >> right. >> i won it because i wanted to be the best. do you see what i'm saying? >> nah, not really, man. >> there's nothing more fun than winning. so come on. drink up. i'll have one with you. >> nice, let's do it, boggs. let's drink. >> cheers. >> jimmy: charlie day and wade boggs. "always sunny in philadelphia." want to try a new game? i have an idea for a new game that we like to do on the show. >> all right. >> jimmy: i'd like to try. yeah, is that fun? all right, great. charlie and i are playing a fun game called "5-second movie summaries" when we come back. come on back, everybody. ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, welcome back. i'm here with charlie day. now charlie, you've been in some great movies. would you also know a lot about movies? >> no. i mean, i forget everything. >> jimmy: but you're familiar with other movies? >> i'm familiar with what movies are, yeah. >> jimmy: okay, good, yeah. you think you know enough about movies that maybe you'll be able to summarize them in just five seconds? >> i know enough about summarizing. >> jimmy: see, that's what i'm talking about. let's give it a shot. it's time to play a game called "5-second summaries." ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: here's how the game works. i have a stack of cards here. each card has a movie title on it. as soon as you look at the card, you have five seconds to describe the plot of the movie the best you can and try to make me guess which movie it is. okay? you can't use any words in the title or say any of the actors' names. you're just describing the plot
of the movie. >> why would i? yeah. >> jimmy: five seconds. very good. last time i did this was with andy samberg and we got four correct answers. we're working as a team here. >> okay. >> jimmy: let's try to beat that record, okay? >> easy. >> jimmy: we've got to top four. okay, we'll take turns. you go first. let's put five seconds on the clock. ready? >> okay. >> jimmy: go. >> a fox and a tree are in outer space and -- >> jimmy: "guardians of the galaxy"? [ cheers and applause ] does that count?e do i have to answer in the five seconds? no. okay, good. i don't have to answer in the five seconds. >> can i throw it? >> jimmy: sure. we don't -- it's a different show. >> a different show. >> jimmy: it's a different show. [ laughter ] blue cards -- big budget in blue cards. ready? five seconds. here we go. >> all right. >> jimmy: baymax. white big puffy white robot thing or something. cartoon. >> ghostbusters? white big -- what? >> jimmy: "big hero 6." >> i don't know what that is. isn't that for like, 9-year-olds?
>> jimmy: they have commercials on television that we watch. >> come on. i go boop, boop, boop. right through the commercials. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. no, you don't. we love commercials. >> oh, yeah. we love commercials. in our television business. all right, moving on. i failed you. i failed you. >> jimmy: no you did not. we've got one. come on. here we go. >> dead guy in a wheelchair. >> jimmy: oh, "theory of everything." [ buzzer ] "theory of everything." >> "weekend at bernie's." i should have said sunglasses. >> jimmy: no, that wouldn't have helped. >> no? >> jimmy: no. i don't even think he was in a a wheelchair at all in that one. >> didn't they push him around in a wheelchair? >> jimmy: no, they carried him around. attached him to fishing. >> the wheelchair had nothing to do with it. >> jimmy: these are all three seconds. i should have reminded you. >> he must have been in a a wheelchair. >> jimmy: he was not in a a wheelchair. >> was he? >> jimmy: well, whatever. one person. >> one person who remembers it that way. >> jimmy: ready? here we go. a dork. a jock. a cheerleader -- [ buzzer ]
>> "revenge of the nerds." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "breakfast club." >> oh, man. >> jimmy: cheerleader was in there. >> if you said detention. >> jimmy: yeah. i should have said detention. there's no way we can win. >> no, we're not going to win. >> jimmy: all right, but this one -- samberged again! >> jimmy: let's put one second on the clock here. >> less time. >> jimmy: and let's double the points, maybe. >> okay, yeah. >> jimmy: now we can do this. one second. go. >> oh yeah, baby! [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: close enough. did we get it in time? because i can guess it now. >> you've got to guess it. >> jimmy: "austin powers." sorry, you went up top. >> higher than low. >> jimmy: you went up top. i should have just done that. >> that would have been better. we're not good at anything. >> jimmy: you went up high and i was like "yeah, cool man! i've never slapped fives before. >> it's your first time. first time. >> jimmy: that was the worst high five ever. >> we don't know movies or social gestures. >> jimmy: can we run that back and just show what happened there?
>> jimmy: here we go. ready? austin powers. [ laughter ] yeah. >> i was lingering, and then i had to come down. >> jimmy: but i didn't want to move. we were both very stubborn. >> that was bad. >> jimmy: we were both very stubborn. we kind of met in the middle, though. here you go. last one. one second. we get this, it's ten points. >> we're not going to get it. >> jimmy: here we go, ready? >> yeah. puppet liar. [ buzzer ] >> no. puppet liar? >> jimmy: stop it. that was the best thing i could have ever said. think now. take your time when you're thinking now. because that's the best thing i could have ever said. >> a puppet liar? >> jimmy: that's just amazing that i thought of that. we get bonus points that that just came out of my mouth. >> puppet liar. i mean, i've got to go -- i can't think of any puppet movies. >> jimmy: puppet liar! >> don't look at me as if i'm known for -- with a nod.
let's let the audience guess for extra points.. >> jimmy: ready? on the count of three. [ drum roll ] one, two, three -- >> audience: pinocchio! >> jimmy: thank you very much. pinocchio, everybody. [ applause ] puppet liar. >> yes. >> jimmy: i could've actually done that. >> that was perfect. was he a puppet? yeah, he was a puppet. >> jimmy: he became a boy. i don't want to get into the whole plot. >> he doesn't want to mess up the whole thing. >> jimmy: spoiler alert everybody, pinocchio. >> what is this pinocchio?! >> jimmy: charlie day, everybody. "it's always sunny in philadelphia." at 10:00 p.m. on fxx. darius rucker performs next. stick around. he was like a marionette. ♪ curling up in bed with a favorite book is nice. but i think women would rather curl up with their favorite man. but here's the thing: about half of men over 40 have some degree of erectile dysfunction. well, viagra helps guys with ed get and keep an erection.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to charlie day, jeff musial, darius rucker right there, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. thank you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪