tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC January 20, 2015 11:34pm-12:37am EST
and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 198! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. thank you. thank you very much. thank you, thank you, thank you. welcome. welcome to the tonight show, everybody. thank you very much. [ cheers ] good lookin' crowd. well, here's what the people are talking about. of course, tonight president obama gave the state of the
union address. before his speech, obama said he was a little more relaxed, because it's the sixth time he's done it. might have been a little too relaxed, because all he said was "'sup, america? we good?" [ laughter ] too chill. i need more than that. 'sup, america, we good? that's right, president obama said he was a little more relaxed than he was out the first time -- the first time out. when asked why he was more relaxed this time, the president said, "i don't know. [ laughter ] colorado." then you go -- oh, you don't want to hear that. colorado, don't -- [ applause ] actually, obama said he's more relaxed just because he's all ready done it so many times. incidentally, mitt romney said the same thing about reasoning for president. [ laughter ] this is more fun this time. the obama's invited 22 guests to the speech, including a a former cuban prisoner, an astronaut, and a doctor. either that or he was setting up the weirdest bar joke of all
time. [ laughter ] and astronaut says to the doctor -- no, wait, the doctor says -- no, it was a horse. wait a second, a horse was in there, never mind. i'm bad at this. another one of the guests was a a ceo of cvs. which explains why this year, obama's speech was printed on one long cvs receipt. [ laughter and applause ] all i bought was some gum. i'm holding half a tree in my hand. listen to this. during a conference yesterday, pope francis spoke about birth control. and said that catholics don't have to breed like, quote, "rabbits." [ light laughter ] the pope knew he was getting out of hand when he had to baptize babies with a hose. come on, this is too many kids. this is too many. it's like bonnaroo. [ laughter ] this is just -- and this is kind of hard to believe here. i read that the new 169 page g.e.d. test is so difficult, that an ivy league graduate could not pass it. i mean, at first i didn't
believe it, then i looked at the test. i've got to say, it's not that easy. take a look at some of the questions here. "to kill a mockingbird," explores themes of race and justice. write a novel that also explores these themes. [ laughter ] >> steve: gosh. >> jimmy: i don't have time for this. >> steve: that's hard for a a test. >> jimmy: with one number two pencil? >> steve: number one, you write a novel? wow. >> jimmy: here's another one here. one train is traveling 120 miles per hour east from chicago. another is traveling 90 miles per hour west from baltimore. at what point do the conductors realize they're brothers? [ laughter and applause ] here's another one here. if plato were alive today, would he d.j. occasionally in los angeles? please explain your answer. [ laughter ] i don't know, he probably would. >> steve: i guess. >> jimmy: and finally, name the members of one direction besides harry. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, that -- i can do that. i can do that one. liam -- i'll just to make sure i'm not reading cue cards -- liam, louie, niall, zane. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah, 1d! >> jimmy: 1d. check this out you guys --
i had it written on my hand. [ laughter ] there are reports that over 25 years after his death, the liberace foundation is working on a tour that features a a hologram of liberace. even weirder, hologram liberace was one of 22 people obama invited to the state of the union tonight. isn't that weird? [ applause ] a lot of people got the invite, even non-people. a lot of people are talking about this. while tiger woods cheered on his girlfriend, skier lindsay vaughn, in italy - - you saw this? many people have noticed his missing front tooth. [ light laughter ] his tooth was knocked out. his agent blamed it on his videographer hitting him in the mouth with something. with his camera? i don't know what. but it looks pretty cool to us. i don't know. this is tiger woods. this is a real photo. [ laughter ] i think the bigger story is that tiger has apparently joined the wu-tang clan. [ laughter and applause ] it's tiger woods. ghostface skiah? >> steve: ghostface skier?
>> jimmy: skiah, yeah. >> steve: ghostface skiah. >> jimmy: ghostface skiah, yeah. [ laughter ] the good news is he put his tooth under his pillow last night, he found a billion dollars this morning. >> steve: really? [ laughter and applause ] tiger woods. >> jimmy: he's printing money. printing money. of course, of course, everyone knows this. last night was another episode of "the bachelor." yeah, wow. [ cheers ] america's favorite program. some of the girls were about to spend some time with bachelor chris soules. but they wanted to make sure they looked good first. let's take a look at this. >> how do i look? cracky? >> you look really good. not cracky at all. >> cracky? >> not cracky? >> like a crack whore? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? first of all, that's not fair. crack whores actually have a a job. [ laughter and applause ] actually, one of the group dates last night involved milking a goat and drinking the goat's milk right on the spot.
let's see how that went over. >> warm. >> i'm kind of glad i didn't have to drink the milk, i'm not gonna lie. the way kelsey described it, it was salty and warm. it's not stuff i like in my mouth. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey! ho! >> jimmy: right after that, the goat got a rose. [ laughter ] the whole thing was weird. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: sad part is the goat's the only one on the show who's like, "i hope my parents don't see this." [ laughter and applause ] the goat said that. the goat said it. we have a great show, you guys, give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, guys, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show."
before we get started, i just want to say happy, happy, happy birthday to my man, questlove right there on the drums. [ cheers and applause ] there we go. happy birthday. >> questlove: thank you. >> jimmy: happy birthday, buddy. >> questlove: thank you. >> jimmy: guys, we've got a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, jennifer aniston, bill gates and mario batali will be here. >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: one show. >> steve: one show! >> jimmy: big show. then later this week, blake shelton and ryan seacrest will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a performance from motley crue. oh my gosh, i'm so excited for that. i love them, man. but first, we have a great show tonight. this guy's a phenomenal actor. we love it when he stops by. i mean, he's amazing. >> steve: he's a delight. >> jimmy: what is he in "hamlet" on broadway? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: gosh. unbelievable. i've never seen anything like it. now he did this movie, a a submarine movie. about finding gold in a u-boat. >> steve: in an old u-boat? >> jimmy: an old u-boat, yeah. some good -- oh, we'll get into it. "black sea" is his new movie.
jude law is here you guys. [ cheers and applause ] good. >> steve: i wanna see it. >> jimmy: submarine movie, i'll take it. >> steve: come on, where? i'll go. let's go now. >> jimmy: he's a man's man! also from the fx drama, "the americans," the lovely keri russell is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: love it. >> jimmy: always fun. >> steve: love that show. >> jimmy: always fun. and later in the show, i'm going to challenge keri to a a game of inflatable flip cup. [ applause ] i'm not saying -- >> steve: i'm not going to ask. i'm not going to ask. >> jimmy: all right, good. i'm not saying what's inflatable. yeah, something's inflatable. >> steve: something's inflatable. >> jimmy: and we have music from one of my favorite bands, they're always great. every time they come on, they destroy. they're so good. what a year they're having, i mean, this song couldn't be bigger. it's on every sports thing you ever hear. fall out boy is here tonight, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] fall out boy and they're going to do their giant, hit song "centuries." they're doing it tonight. ♪ you'll remember me remember me for centuries ♪
they don't even have to do it, i did it. >> steve: you did it. [ laughter ] >> steve: we're done. let's go home. >> jimmy: take the night off. stop them if they're at the elevator. tell them that was -- that's not the real performance. do we have a taste of this thing? ♪ some legends are told some turn to dust or to gold but you will remember me remember me for centuries ♪ >> jimmy: that's all you get. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: stop them at the elevator, because they're going to perform it live here tonight. fall out boy in the house. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ remember me for centuries ♪ guys, it's time to look at these stories making headlines today, and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of obama's state of the union address. that's right, earlier this evening, the president gave a a speech laying out his agenda
for 2015. lots of people tuned in for that. let's take a look at the pros and cons of obama's state of the union address. pro -- the theme of his speech was "america's comeback." con -- he just talked about the seahawks game for an hour. [ laughter and applause ] great game. >> steve: great game. >> jimmy: great game. the footballs were all inflated perfectly. >> steve: there were many deflated balls. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro -- last year, president obama, said the state of the union was "strong." con -- this year he said it's "harder, better, faster, stronger." [ laughter ] that's an improvement. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: pro -- obama hoped his speech would appeal to younger people. con -- it got awkward when he kept calling americans "my bae." [ laughter ] pro -- republican senator joni ernst issued a rebuttal. con -- oscar nominee dick poop issued a rebutthole.
[ laughter and applause ] >> steve: really? is that what he did? >> jimmy: it's not the same thing. >> steve: oh, my god. >> jimmy: pro -- after the speech, obama took questions from popular youtube celebrities. con -- this was the first question, "i can has obamacare?" i mean, come on. [ laughter ] that's not good. >> steve: that's not good at all. that's not a good question. >> jimmy: lol, man. >> steve: lol, baby. >> jimmy: pro -- obama entered the room to the song "hail to the chief." con -- biden entered to "cotton eye joe." [ laughter ] >> steve: that's his theme song. ♪ hadn't been long time ago i'd been married a long time ago ♪ ♪ where did you come from where did you go where did you come from cotton-eye joe ♪ ♪ hadn't been cotton eye joe i'd been married a long time ago ♪ ♪ where did you come from where did you go where did you come from cotton-eye joe ♪ >> steve: biden. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro -- he wants to make community college free. con -- or as community college students put it, "sounds great,
but how much does it gonna cost?" [ laughter ] >> steve: goodness gravy. they don't even know what it's going to cost. >> jimmy: i don't know, man. >> jimmy: pro -- obama addressed the one question on everyone's mind. con -- will dick poop win the oscar? [ laughter ] no one knows -- what movie is he nominated for? >> steve: "fifty shades of brown." >> jimmy: i know what he did. no, no, he didn't do that. >> steve: did he do that one? >> jimmy: no, he did "american diaper." [ laughter ] "grand butt-apest hotel." >> steve: yep. "21 butt street." [ laughter ] "the godfarter." >> jimmy: i don't want that. [ applause ] >> steve: "raiders of the lost shart." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> steve: was he in that one? i don't know. >> jimmy: he wasn't in it, he directed "a river runs out of
it." >> steve: really? >> jimmy: it's a documentary on chipotle. [ laughter ] >> steve: is it really? "a river has runs"? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: did "the squirt locker" last year. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: steve higgins, everybody. there he is. you have a good run, buddy. you had a good run. steve higgins, retiring. that's a good time. retiring, unbelievable. retired, there he is. oh, he's back. you're back already? >> steve: i am pooped. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: relax, enjoy yourself. you're the king. can't let you retire. >> steve: no. i'm never gonna retire. >> jimmy: you belong on the throne, dude. >> steve: exactly. [ laughter ] you're number one, and i'm number two. >> jimmy: exactly. [ laughter ] >> steve: if i'm down in the dumps -- >> jimmy: all right. i am wiped. i am wiped. here we go. finally, pro -- seeing president obama pander
for cheap applause breaks. con -- even though no crowd is better than this great new york city audience. [ cheers and applause ] you know what i'm talking about, we know what i'm talking about. you know what i'm talking about. that's been "pros and cons." we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show," everybody. you know what i'm talking about. you know what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, guys, i want to tell you about this cool mastercard thing. it's this thing mastercard is doing. it's called "priceless surprises." basically, if you use your mastercard in stores or online, you might just get an unexpected surprise. >> what if i buy some ties. >> jimmy: surprise. >> some pies? >> jimmy: that's a surprise. >> supplies? >> jimmy: you get a surprise. >> some fries? >> jimmy: surprise. >> some lies? >> jimmy: no surprise. >> some wise guys? >> jimmy: don't worry about it, it's a surprise.
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coming to see us. i know you're a busy, busy man. doing all these crazy movies. we'll get to -- >> i just finished a movie in london with colin firth and nicole kidman who asked after you. >> jimmy: is that right? [ laughter ] >> yeah. she wanted to make sure you were okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> she just said, just check in on him, make sure he's doing all right. >> jimmy: oh, my god. can i tell you, this is one of the most embarrassing things that ever happened to me in my life. i just -- but she's great. >> frankly, she's so hugely complimentary at the same time. it was like -- >> jimmy: good gosh. i can't believe it. you know, you can tell when i get embarrassed, when i just hit a little too close to reality. oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. no, that really did happen. oh, man, oh, man. i'm glad she's doing well. oh, my god. [ laughter ] >> she's doing good. >> jimmy: oh, great for her. i haven't seen you since "grand budapest hotel". you were here for that. that was almost a year ago. >> i know. wasn't it's amazing? they opened it like a year ago,
and this momentum's built and built. well, wes makes wonderful films, and it was a great film. >> i love that movie. you were fantastic. you know i love you in everything. but, i mean, i really did love you in this. but, wes anderson seemed like a a detail oriented director who's so clever. i love -- >> also those worlds he creates. i pestered him for years, writing letters just saying, "can i be in one of your films, please?" >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, because i wanted to live in that world. i wanted to kind of -- >> jimmy: i'm available. whenever you do it, i'm ready. >> and you know what? he took me for tea, which is the perfect -- situation. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we have tea and -- it's like -- >> jimmy: somewhere in a a gondola somewhere. >> claridge's hotel, london. >> jimmy: of course. that's a beautiful hotel. >> it is. >> jimmy: of course that's where he has tea. >> it was like a week, a very happy week. maybe a bit more. maybe 10 days in gorlitz in germany. and i, unfortunately, never got to see the grand budapest in
its full grandeur because all my part was when it was hidden by like '70s formica. >> jimmy: yeah, because you're at the -- >> the beginning and the end. >> jimmy: you're the bookends, man? that movie is nothing without jude law. i mean, you're the book ends, baby. >> it just falls away! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! it'd fall apart. they can be great books. "treasure island", classic books. they fall to the wayside without jude law holding them together. >> that's right. >> jimmy: but you had f. murray abraham. you got to do all your scenes with that guy. i mean, how fun was that? that must have been great. >> they set up this little gym. we're all staying in the same hotel -- the crew, the cast. and they set up a little gym for people, you know, to do a a little training in the morning. and murray comes in and says -- i've actually got my earplugs in. i'm training, running or something. and he taps me on the shoulder. and i'm like, "what, what?" he goes, "do you mind if i vocally warm up?" [ laughter ] no, go ahead. then i thought, i can't put my earplugs back in. ♪ bah ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ♪ >> jimmy: that's what he does? >> yes! >> jimmy: really? >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: you know, he brings -- >> come on, that voice --
that voice has got incredible -- >> jimmy: because i was talking to him about "amadeus". i go, "how did you make your tongue look old?" you know what i'm talking about? his tongue was old. i go, "how is that possible?" he goes, "i can't tell you all my secrets." [ laughter ] he's so interesting. and you know, when he does his shows, when he's on stage, he hides his oscar on the stage, on the set somewhere. did you know that? >> uh-uh. >> jimmy: yeah, he does. so if you have to see him on broadway, he hides his academy award somewhere on the stage. >> catch it out of the corner of his eye. >> jimmy: almost like tripped over it and said, "oh, yeah, i won the oscar for 'amadeus'. oops." i left it to here, sorry. >> he thinks the scene's going badly and he just has to leave. i go, "nope, i'm pretty good. i'm pretty good." >> jimmy: but i mean, you always take a little something from -- you have the hamlet, you have the skull. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were amazing in "hamlet" by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i tell you that everything you're here. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you set the bar, man. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but then the last movie you did, too, was it don --
>> "dom hemingway". >> jimmy: "dom hemingway", yeah. you buried his teeth. >> i did. >> jimmy: what did you take from wes anderson? >> well, i didn't. i had to be honest, i was worried that word was getting out that i stole things from the set, so i decided -- >> oh, he's the perfect person to steal something from, though. >> i know! he had all these beautiful -- >> jimmy: these little tea sets and things. like, fun little models of people. >> he gave a beautiful gift at the end of it, which was a a candy colored bathrobe with the grand budapest emblem on the sides. i swung around in that occasion. >> jimmy: i mean, that's pretty rad. pretty cool right there. do you hang it in your bathroom? >> of course. >> jimmy: that's your version of f. murray abraham's oscar. >> that's my oscar. >> jimmy: yeah, you trip over it. "oops, i was in 'grand budapest hotel'." nominated nine times, if i don't say so myself. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: to win best picture, it was great. your new movie "black sea" -- it's like a "ocean's 11" type of -- just me describing it. "ocean's 11" type of heisty type of capper movie set in a a submarine. and going into the black sea,
where you're going to find some gold there. and you got to round up the best of the best. >> steve: it turns kind of into a thriller because, of course, you never see submarine movies where the submarine works perfectly well. [ laughter ] you know when they get on the submarine, something's going to go wrong. you know what i mean? >> jimmy: did you get to experience the submarine at all? did you get to go -- >> i got invited by the royal navy to go down for four or five days on an operation off gibraltar. it was amazing. >> jimmy: a real submarine? >> i get on a little jib, this speed boat. and we ride out into the middle of the sea. and there's nothing. i'm going, "are you sure we're here? are you sure it's here?" >> and they were going, "yes, sir. not that way. i'm going this direction." suddenly out of the sea, comes this thing the size of an office block. comes out of the sea. and then i'm going like, "well, how do i get on?" because he's not stopping. it's moving along. [ laughter ] they go, "you'll notice these rubber tiles on the side. we run up the side of that. we'll stick for a minute and you got to jump." >> jimmy: what? like i've seen this in like "spongebob" cartoon, but i don't know if i can do this. [ laughter ] >> i'm not patrick. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: yeah, hello. >> so it pulls up to the side. i jump off, and this hand kind of grabs you. and before you know it, you're going down and they close it, and that's it. you're in for four or five days. i was just hoping they didn't get called out to actual service. and i got, you know -- >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. >> six months. >> jimmy: what did you -- did you feel like you knew where you were? were you lost, were you like -- was it surreal? >> you adjust pretty quick, or i did. you know, i don't know if that experience helped me in this film, but it was an amazing experience. >> jimmy: yeah, and i visited one as a museum, the torsk in baltimore harbor. my wife's grandfather -- [ cheers ] you know what i'm talking about? have you been on the submarine? no, you haven't. [ laughter ] again, it was good stand up comedy there. and no one showed up. no, i went there just to visit and check it out. because my wife's grandfather actually was in world war ii. >> on it? >> jimmy: yeah, on it in the south pacific. and boy, it's a tiny thing. >> it was surprisingly small. >> jimmy: oh, my god. i almost went crazy, like just looking at it as you go on tour. >> the amazing thing is the
claustrophobia is i found not so much -- you know, the confined space, but more also just that you can't escape from people, because the thing's running 24/7. so there's always people around, and even when you sleep, in the dark quarters where you go to sleep -- you lie in -- the bunks are called coffins. you lie down and the ceilings -- >> jimmy: right there, yeah. >> so you got to roll in and roll out. claustrophobia is more the proximity of these people. >> jimmy: it just can't smell great. >> that's the key. you get in, you go, "ooh, that's unique. what is that?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you need to get the great cologne. >> man mixed with like vegetables, because, of course, there's vegetables everywhere. >> the food. >> jimmy: oil and -- >> the skipper on mine said, with great pride -- "mr. law," he said, "when you leave this vessel, you will stink like a badger." [ laughter ] i kind of thought, yeah, yeah. he was right. you get off and you've got to burn the clothes you're in. >> jimmy: you just rank.
>> jimmy: you'll enjoy this movie, if you like those capers and everything. like i said you just end up -- you're on a submarine. you pick the best of the best. you need the russians to get the sub. >> that's right. it's half russians. half the actors are russian. then, you got an australian. you got an american, a bunch of brits. and they're quite desperate bunch. they're desperate men. some of them are ex-cons. they've all kind of lost their way, whether it's in the royal navy or in the russian navy. and i decide that we can go and find this gold. and it will put us on the map, that it will make us all great men. and we'll find our dignity and respect again. >> jimmy: yeah. it's, you know, millions of millions of dollars. and then, the one thing you slip and say is, we're all going to split this. >> yeah. >> jimmy: then, they look at each other, like, "okay, so if one dude dies, we get more." that's what i'm talking about. they get nasty on a submarine, man. that's awesome. it's so fun. we have a clip. here's jude law in the submarine thriller "black sea". in theaters friday, check it out. [ gunfire ]
>> jimmy: it's the closest thing to space, man, that we have. it's unbelievable. our thanks to jude law, right here. "black sea" is in theaters on friday. [ cheers and applause ] keri russell joins us after the break. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ "for the love of money" [richard] shhhh. do you hear that? it's your money. saaaaaaaarah. it's refund season, and nobody gets more of your money back than block-guaranteed. get your billions back america. you get sick you can't breathe through your nose... suddenly... you're a mouthbreather. well, put on a breathe right strip and instantly
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ladies and gentlemen, please welcome keri russell. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you are so fun, come on! welcome. thank you so much for coming on the show. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. i know you're out promoting "the americans". and so thank you for coming all the way here. i appreciate that. >> yes, just flew in. we were in l.a. doing the tcas. >> jimmy: that's right. >> but, now that you have two kids you understand. being on a plane with no children and no spilled milk, and no food, it's like -- i just sit there in silence reading books, possibly with wine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: possibly with wine going, what do i do with my life now that there's no kids? >> it's so good. i can lay there like a stoned teenager for six hours. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> literally like, ehh. so good. >> jimmy: new season of
"the americans". more intense. what is happening this season? >> what's happening? more and more fights. more intrigue. well, basically, this season is -- the main thing centers around our daughter, paige. and it's about phillip and elizabeth. >> jimmy: because you guys are kgb and no one knows it. >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: you're posing as americans. >> yes, we're kgb spies living deep cover. and now, the center, the kgb, might want to recruit, or they do want to recruit, our daughter. and we disagree on it. >> jimmy: yeah, but you are super great on this show, and you beat people up. >> all the time. >> jimmy: yeah, you really do. yeah. and this one -- this here, you fight a guy who is a tv legend. >> yeah. do you guys know who richard thomas is? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers ] you mean, you mean "the waltons" richard thomas? >> yeah. >> jimmy: absolutely. john-boy from "the waltons". >> so basically, the first -- one of the first things in this new season, i have this big fight scene. and he shows up as a member of the fbi. and i have to kind of beat him
up. and our camera boys were like, "you have to take the gun and point it at him and say, 'good night, john-boy'." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: just for one take, you got to do it. "good night, john-boy." [ imitates gun fire ] yeah. what type of training do you do for that show? do you just like -- because i always think these are choreographed fight scenes. these are really you. i cant tell. in some of the scenes, yeah. >> we do a lot of krav maga training. do you know krav maga? >> jimmy: no. are you making it up? [ laughter ] >> we do krav maga, which is kind of the closest thing -- well, it's what the russians were trained in doing. and i am obsessed with this girl, avi, who teaches it. she's so femme fatale. >> jimmy: is it like flipping? is it like judo? >> it's kind of like fighting to the death. it's sort of like -- >> jimmy: that sounds like crossfit or something. similar to it, yeah. >> very similar to that. she's just this amazing, athletic teacher. and in fact, i loved it so much, that for my 7-year-old's birthday party, i took him and
a bunch of 7-year-olds and had her do this fake mock training, spy training for them. >> jimmy: 7-year-olds doing krav maga? >> yeah. literally, they walked in. she had this whole thing set up for them. and she was like, "everyone sit down. you are all here because you may have what it takes to be a a spy. and we're going to test it right now." they were like -- >> jimmy: now fight to the death! wait a second! what's going on? >> ah, let's go! >> jimmy: but if it were any different, it was a a quick draw mcgraw. [ laughter and applause ] doesn't matter. doesn't matter. thank you. i don't know any more. how are your kids by the way? >> they're wild. >> jimmy: they are the cutest kids. river, last year we talked about his christmas list. it was the cutest christmas list because he wrote -- yeah. >> i save them every year. and i make him write it usually in his own handwriting. i love it. >> jimmy: this is his christmas list this year. i love he started with zero. >> zero. >> jimmy: you can't start your christmas list -- you can't start your list with zero. that's super cute, but --
>> zero. >> jimmy: the good thing is, you tell him, "hey, honey, we did get you zero ipods." >> right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just what you asked for. >> just what you asked for. >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. it's super cute. but, he wanted video games there. i love number three. he wanted a narf gun. you can tell him that doesn't exist. yeah, he's not getting that. a bean bag. i mean, how cute. do you have -- they love those nerf guns. >> they love nerf guns. we're big into nerf gun fights these days. >> jimmy: the whole fam? >> we do a whole family nerf gunfight. and you get pretty into it. >> jimmy: you do, yeah. this is your little daughter here. >> she's three. >> jimmy: she's three. and this is her prep for the nerf gun fight. [ laughter ] you don't want that cute little thing coming at you. i mean, come on. >> she looks sweet, but she's vicious. she is vicious. >> jimmy: that's the cutest thing i've ever seen. now, one of the things i loved about his christmas list -- this is last year's christmas list. he brought this on. let's start with number one. can we zoom the camera down? i don't know if we can do that?
trampoline, bouncy house, a fat suit. [ laughter ] that made me laugh. i was laughing so hard. i have to ask you, what does that mean? why would he want a fat suit? and what is that? >> isn't that amazing? him and he has these two best friends, fred and charlie, and they all wanted it. and they got it. >> jimmy: and they got it. and here's the kids on christmas. [ laughter ] keri, it's the cutest thing i've ever seen. i want these so bad. so i thought, next time you come on, we have to do something fun involving these. and i don't know if you've ever put on your son's fat suits, but would you like to play inflatable flip cup against me? >> yes, i would. >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about right there! keri russell and i are playing inflatable flip cup, when we get back, everybody. oh, it's going to be good. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with the lovely keri russell right now. and we're about to go head to head with a game of inflatable flip cup. i can't believe -- we kind of wore matching outfits a little bit. kind of funny. now, the game is simple here. we each have six cups. first to chug the beer and flip all their six cups upside down wins. and we're doing all this in these inflatable -- [ laughter ] these are great, man. >> these are amazing. >> jimmy: can you give us a a beat, quest? >> we look kind of amazing. with my shoes, too. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, ready? you ready to go down? here we go. >> i so going to take you on this. i never even played this before, but i'm so ready to take you. >> jimmy: all right. >> wait, my top underneath is falling off.
here we go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the sad part is, i'm still wearing spanx, and it still looks like this. >> your arms look so short. >> jimmy: all right. [ laughter ] yeah, you got to hike your arms up. it makes it better. okay, ready now? >> wait, so we drink, we flip and -- >> jimmy: drink, you put it down, then you flip it over. >> done, go, come on! >> jimmy: well, let's go. ready? one, two, three, go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> how dare you! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers ] >> mother! [ shrieks ] [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers ] [ laughter ]
♪ [ shrieks ] >> are you okay? >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. keri russell! season three of "the americans" returns january 28th on fx. fallout boy performs right after the break. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ can we get a little help? >>we've got pepsi! >>what if we just take like 15 minutes? halfway through the game? >>they've got pepsi. ♪ so what do we call that? >>halftime. i like halftime. even the first halftime wasn't halftime without pepsi! see katy perry live at the pepsi superbowl 49 halftime show.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to jude law, keri russell, fall out boy once again. and the roots and the birthday boy right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪