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roots crew. >> questlove: long beach! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love. i love you right back. i love you right back. thank you so much. please welcome. have a good time. hang out and have a good time. welcome. thank you so much. wow, electric. electric audience. electric. [ cheers and applause ]
welcome. welcome to "the tonight show," ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] oh man. we're having a great time out here in la. look at all of these good looking people. i can't help notice how healthy and in shape everyone looks. [ laughter ] really i'm not saying i'm feeling self-conscience, but today i tried buying spanks for my neck. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: they don't sell that. let's get to some news here guys. during an interview this weekend, president obama was talking about the next race for president and refused to chose sides between hillary clinton and joe biden saying quote, "love them both." that was nice until he said he'd support the nominee regardless of who she is. [ laughter ] that's not right. that's something -- [ cheers and applause ] speaking of obama, yesterday he presented a $4 trillion budget that he says would help the middle class. and then the middle class said, "you know what, how about just give us $4 trillion?
that will help us. we will figure it out. we'll figure out what to do with it." [ laughter and applause ] president obama unvailed a a $4 trillion budget for 2016 that would increase taxes on the wealthy and spend more money on education. he also made a snow ball and put it in the oven just to see which of them would last longer. [ laughter and applause ] i'd go with the snow ball. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you know we're right off of sunset boulevard while we're out here in la, which everyone knows is home to the famous la rock scene that gave us great bands like guns and roses, motley crue. [ cheers ] well, surprisingly "jeopardy" host alex trebeck really seems to be a fan. listen to this clue from "jeopardy" last night. >> rockers 2000. >> girls, girls, girls, long legs and burgandy lips. girls, girls, girls, dancing down on the sunset strip. girls, girls, girls. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: more like ew, ew, ew! [ cheers and applause ] ew!
that is so gross. girls, girls, girls. what is i just threw up in my mouth, alex. [ laughter ] stop saying that. >> jimmy: guys, the grammy awards are coming up this weekend. a lot of kids will be watching, rooting for some of the biggest pop stars to win awards. so, earlier today we sent our writer arthur to universal studios hollywood to ask them grammy trivia questions. but here's the catch. we didn't ask the kids, we asked their parents. and the kids were not allowed to help. here's a segment we call "mom and pop quiz." here we go. ♪ >> what is the name of taylor swift's most resent album? >> the 80s. [ buzzer ] >> complete this lyric. "because you know i'm all about that --" >> smile. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> spell sia. >> s-e-e-y-a. [ buzzer ] >> like see-ya. >> yes. >> according to taylor swift,
what are haters gonna do? >> beat you up. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> complete the title of this beyonce song. "drunk in --" >> stupid. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> complete this lyric. "my anaconda don't want none unless --" >> it's a rabbit. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> can you sing the chorus of the song "all about that bass"? ♪ it's all about the bass 'bout the bass 'bout the bass ♪ >> that's more or less correct. [ bell dings ] >> thank you. >> sing the chorus of the song "stay with me." ♪ i want you to stay with me stay with me ♪ [ laughter ] >> okay, that's like half right. [ bell dings ] >> sing the chorus of the song "shake it off." ♪ shake it off shake it off shake it shake it shake it off ♪ [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> okay. according to taylor swift, what are haters going to do? >> die. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> haters are going to die? >> haters are going to die. [ buzzer ] >> what are justin beibers' fans called? >> beiber boys. [ buzzer ] >> beiber people. [ buzzer ] >> beiber cleavers. [ buzzer ]
>> what are taylor swift fans called? >> swiffers. [ buzzer ] >> swiffies. [ buzzer ] >> the swifflers. [ buzzer ] >> taylor mites. [ buzzer ] >> who is this? >> oh, um, adam lavine. [ laughter ] >> this is adam lavine? >> yeah. [ buzzer ] >> okay, complete this lyric. "my anaconda don't want none unless --" >> you got some hun. >> no, it's "you got buns hun." >> oh i do. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: my anaconda don't want none unless you're a a rabbit. it's not a song about an actual snake. >> steve: it's hip hop. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. that was great. this is not good news here. i read that charles manson's marriage license is expiring this week. which means that he will have to reapply if he still wants to marry his girlfriend or you know, he could just break the law.
[ laughter ] that doesn't sound like something charlie would do. >> steve: no. i don't think charlie would do that. >> jimmy: no. >> steve: he's not that kind of guy. >> jimmy: imagine that, yeah. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: imagine him being married without a license. >> steve: no, that's not him. >> jimmy: imagine how disappointed his parents would be. [ laughter ] >> steve: if he got married without a license. >> jimmy: that's right. yeah, that's right. >> steve: he would put the whole neighborhood in shame. >> jimmy: yeah, the whole -- [ laughter ] [ mimics telephone ringing ] >> steve: hello. >> jimmy: hey. >> steve: hey. >> jimmy: it's mrs. manson. >> steve: hey, how's it going? >> jimmy: you wouldn't believe what happened. >> steve: what happened? >> jimmy: charlie just called me from prison. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you know my son charlie? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: has the swastika tattoo in the middle of the eye. >> steve: oh yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] not the one that became a a doctor, the one with the swastika, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. he's illegally married. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: i know. >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: yes! >> steve: i am so -- you know what, i cannot think of him in the same way, and i doubt your skills as a parent. >> jimmy: hey! [ cheers and applause ]
[ mimics telephone ringing ] >> steve: hello. >> jimmy: what? why do you always answer your phone with a deeper voice? [ laughter ] >> steve: do you want some crack with that? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: no. hang up the phone. crack with that. finally, guys during a q&a over twitter yesterday kim kardashian said that she wishes that she could take a a selfie with jesus or marilyn monroe. even jesus was like, "jesus." [ laughter ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: oh, my goodness. oh, my goodness. that is legendary "tonight show" bandleader doc severinsen sitting in with the roots tonight. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. that was a treat. that was a treat. oh, my gosh. we're so honored. doc was with the show from 1962 to 1992, is that right? oh, my goodness. >> that's about right. >> jimmy: incredible, incredible musician. [ applause ] i got a good photo here. here's you and johnny back in the 60s i guess. [ audience aws ] look at that guy right there. i got to ask you -- you have such a great fashion sense, doc. [ laughter ]
look at this guy. do you remember this? [ cheers ] >> that's a little bit of superman with the blues. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] then, i want you to explain this one. what happened? is that feathers? >> a chicken exploded on me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a chicken. looks like you got in a pillow fight. [ applause ] you can see doc performing with his big band this summer at the hollywood ball and on tour throughout the country this year. we're truly honored to have you here. thank you so much. >> my pleasure. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're the best. you're amazing. he's a legend. we've got a big week of shows ahead, you guys. vin diesel will be here. carl reiner will be here. kobe bryant will be here. and will smith will be here this week. [ cheers and applause ] and we have performances from iggy azalea, jennifer hudson and jack white and more fun surprises. it's great.
really big surprises. but first, tonight is the night. we have a fantastic show. oh, my gosh. [ cheers ] it's a hot show. joining us for the first time ever, she is the coolest, funniest, biggest troublemaker, the great ellen degeneres is here. [ cheers and applause ] i am in love. i'm in love. ellen and i are going to see -- we're going to show you some video never before seen of a a prank that she played on me last week, and then we're going to play a big game of password with two awesome surprise guests. [ cheers and applause ] they may be nominated for oscars, i don't know. academy award nominees. >> steve: are you going to tell us who they are? >> jimmy: i will not tell you ever. until tonight, later on tonight. plus he's got to talk about his -- he's got this new digital music player. look at this thing. look at this. he invented this and it's a new high end digital music player.
it's called pono and it's got -- you can go to the website and get all the songs. like two million songs on this. high-end audio. it's like the coolest thing ever. also, he's going to play some music. it's one of my idols. neil young is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, it's time to take a a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons. here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of doing "the tonight show" in los angeles. [ cheers ] we're here all week. it's been a blast. everyone's been so nice to us. nevertheless, let's take a look at the pros and cons of doing "the tonight show" in los angeles. here we go. pro -- it's "the tonight show's" first return to los angeles after a year away. con -- or as the city put it, "well, well, well look who came crawling back. mr. new york big shot."
[ applause ] >> steve: hey. hey. >> jimmy: pro -- our studio is only two blocks from our hotel. con -- so about a 45 minute drive. [ laughter and applause ] that makes sense. >> steve: not bad. >> jimmy: it's not bad. >> steve: not bad. >> jimmy: pro -- meeting with the city's most prominent leaders. con -- the kardashians. they're, yeah, they're a big deal here. you have to meet them. >> steve: yeah. they are the unofficial mayors. [ applause ] >> jimmy: pro -- relying on uber to get you around town. con -- relying on "dateline" to find out what happened to you. [ laughter ] it seemed like they were going out for ice cream. >> steve: he thought it'd be a a simple ride. >> jimmy: pro -- getting asked by family and friends if i can get them tickets. con -- to "the ellen degeneres show." it's very hard to get -- i have a show too. [ cheers and applause ] they're hard to get. >> steve: hot tickets. hot tickets. >> jimmy: they're hard to get. pro -- visting the hollywood wax museum. con -- realizing you're just at a party at hugh hefners's house. that is a common, common mistake. [ applause ]
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>> jimmy: we are joined right now by one of the best tv hosts ever. great comedian. she's smart. she's hilarious. ground breaking and one of our favorite, favorite people. please welcome, the one, the only ellen degeneres. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here. so happy you're here. >> so happy to see you. >> jimmy: you know i love you. i'm so psyched. >> okay. how great was that just now? you and neil young, how amazing
was that? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wasn't that crazy? that was so fun. what a great guy. i mean, i was so nervous. >> oh, my gosh. "old man." that song and "needle and a a damage done," two of my favorite songs of neil's. and that was so cool. >> jimmy: he's the coolest ever, man. i couldn't even believe it. i was like, "oh, my gosh." right now i still don't believe it. but i don't believe that you're here. this is very exciting and fun. >> i am here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're here. >> i am right here. >> jimmy: i had the pleasure -- i had the pleasure of being on your show last week. >> you sure did. >> jimmy: and it was really fun. i love it. i loved coming to your show. i love everyone that works there. they're very nice people. and you scared me. >> yep. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you scared me. you were hiding in a bathroom. >> yes. >> jimmy: and somebody was like, "go in there. ellen has a picture of you hung up in the bathroom." i go, "oh, someone is going to scare me." and they go, "oh, no, no, no, we're not." and then, you had the hidden cameras and you were crouching like a little kid, hiding behind a thing. and i walked in and you went -- >> yeah. well, you did it at the same time because you did suspect it. and now you gave away how we scare people.
now, i have to have a different tactic to get people into the bathroom because that's how we got -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's where all the hidden cameras are. >> that's how we get them in. taylor swift. we got everybody. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm a fan of the show. i knew that you were going to scare me. >> yeah, so you jump out and you scared me. so, then i knew. and that was a last minute thing. 'cause we were going to scare you during the show. and i thought, well, we got to throw him off. i got to scare him first before the show starts. so, it's out of the way. so, that was just the fake out. that wasn't even to scare you. so, i wasn't even -- >> jimmy: that is so cruel. i don't like knowing all this. [ laughter ] >> if you're going to scare somebody and they're expecting it, which i suspected you expected it. i had to get it out of the way. so, here's what we did. during the commercial break, we told him we had the do nbc promos. and i knew that you'd say yes because you're the nicest guy in the world. >> jimmy: how did you know i would say yes to this? it was about recycling or something. and i go, "sure, i'll do that." >> yeah, it was a good cause. >> jimmy: and i don't like to be scared. do you know that? you don't know that about me. but i really don't like it. i don't like it. [ laughter ] >> oh, that would have been so good. >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> so, no it was -- and so -- first of all, it doesn't matter
if you like it or not. i like it. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i guess that's true. i guess that's true. >> right, so anyway, so this is what we did. and i brought it just for you. i didn't show it on my show. i brought it to show how we got jimmy. >> jimmy: here we go. watch this. [ cheers and applause ] >> the rest of "the ellen degeneres show." >> jimmy: i'm jimmy fallon of the fallon family. >> and we're proud to be a part of the nbc family. >> jimmy: yes, we are. for more than 80 years the peacock has been dedicated to making the world a better place. next month, we're telling everyone that green is universal to help you remind to conserve resources and reuse. [ screams ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i hate my life. i hate it. i hated everything. i hate everything. [ cheers and applause ] >> it was the funniest thing ever. who was that guy? it was a guy with a beard and
giant peacock outfit. >> it's kevin. he dresses like that everyday. he just happened to scare you. [ laughter ] but that's how he comes to work. that is kevin leman. he is a producer and head writer. he's really funny. >> jimmy: you really got me. >> i got you. >> jimmy: you really got me good. >> i got you really good. >> jimmy: and you saved it for our show, which i appreciate that. i got to say that i just love your show. it's an inspiration to us. >> thank you. >> jimmy: a lot of the things we do on the show we try to do it -- we love it. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i like -- yeah, you do similar things. that's why i like your show so much maybe. because i like the games. i like the music. >> jimmy: you've done it already. >> it's like you're watching you. >> it's like watching myself. why do i love him so much? >> jimmy: why do i like jimmy? oh, he's doing me. [ laughter ] >> no, but it's like my show has become -- it's so much fun. i mean, we're just so grateful aren't we that we get to play every single day. which is the best job in the world. but it's really turned into -- because i give so much stuff away on the show and i dance now. [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: we don't do that -- we don't do that type of -- >> i know. >> jimmy: we don't do that type of shenanigans on our show. >> i know. i know. but my show because, you know, i started as stand up. but it's become like 80 percent free stuff and 20 percent dancing. i don't even do comedy. [ laughter ] if i do vegas, that's the name of the show. it's free stuff and dancing. people line up. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly yeah. >> but, so yeah, people like that. i find that people love to get stuff. i'm not going to do -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we don't have anything. we don't have anything! i didn't bring anything. >> no, you don't have anything because you don't give stuff away. but people expect it from me wherever i go. [ cheers and applause ] first of all, wait a minute.
don't get your hopes up. i didn't expect this. i brought my purse and i don't know what i have in it. i don't know what i have. i wasn't expecting it. [ cheers and applause ] i have a lot of cover girl stuff. i have all my cover girl make up in here. [ cheers and applause ] if you promise -- well, you don't have to. you can do whatever you want. the cover girl make up is in here. and then, also, what if i give you all a hundred dollar visa gift card? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you're giving it away. oh my god.
[ cheers and applause ] isn't she the best? come on. we love you so much. >> jimmy: i want to know because we already did dancing. we did giveaways. >> what do you want? >> jimmy: can we play a game? >> i love games. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ellen and i are playing password with two special guests after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ okay, you ready to go? i gotta go dad! okay! let's go go, go, go... woah! go right, go left, go left, stop! now go... (shouting) let's go!! i gotta go! can i go? yup! you can go. (beeping alert) woah! there you go! way to go! lets go buddy, let's go! anncr: the ford fusion. we go further, so you can.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: very funny, jimmy. very funny. welcome back to "the tonight show" in los angeles, everybody. i'm your host, steve higgins, and we're about to play a big game of password. [ cheers and applause ] to my left, the first-team starting with the best host in daytime. multiple emmy winner. one of the most fabulous persons in the world, ellen degeneres. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i can't wait for my intro. that was good. >> steve: ellen, your partner this evening is the host of the nbc's "tonight show" and
saugerties' sweetheart, jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you got the nicest person ever. >> steve: jimmy, how you feeling tonight? >> jimmy: i'm feeling -- >> steve: that's great. ellen, do you want to introduce your opponent? >> oh, i sure do. our first opponent is a a previous academy award winner who is nominated for another oscar this year for her lead performance in the movie "wild." here is reese witherspoon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, reese. >> hi. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: and jimmy, jimmy. >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: who is reese playing with? >> jimmy: reese's partner this evening is an incredibly talented fellow who has a best actor academy award nomination for his amazing performance in "foxcatcher", steve carell. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
>> steve: wow. wowie kazaam. and we are all here to play password! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: very good, jimmy. the rules of the game are very simple. i will give you each of you a a password. then each of you are to give a a one word -- one word clue only. that's one word. to get your partner to guess the password. if you have a clue is illegal as determined by our judges, you will hear this -- [ buzzer ] and you will forfeit your turn. and the team with the most points after the four words wins. any questions? great. ellen -- >> who are the judges? >> jimmy: what are the rules? >> steve: why don't you start us off. there you go. >> jimmy: who goes? >> me. >> the password is -- >> jimmy: i can't see it. >> call.
[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: booty? >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] [ ding ] ♪ >> no way. no, no, no, no. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> are you kidding me? wow. >> jimmy: i swear. >> that's not fair. >> jimmy: we are really good. >> steve: oh, hall of shame. >> pirate. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. steve, get your mind out of the gutter. >> jimmy, steve. >> the password is. >> i got a terrible feeling about this. >> yeah, i don't feel good about this. >> steve: steve, you're going start us off. >> tony. [ laughter and applause ]
>> soprano. [ cheers and applause ] [ ding ] ♪ >> steve: apparently this barn is on fire. >> booty call. >> jimmy: no one says that. >> the password is -- >> to me again. >> steve: no, reese you're gonna do this one. >> makeup. >> jimmy: is that hyphenated? >> no, that's one word. >> what's the word? >> all: makeup. >> revlon. >> steve: oh, that's kind of a a diss. [ audience boos ] say cover girl. say cover girl. >> cover girl. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good cover up. good cover up, buddy. >> steve: oh, my gosh.
as is all cover girl makeup. >> okay, rouge. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: rouge. makeup, rouge. ellen degeneres? [ laughter ] >> steve: no. no. >> do i get another chance? >> steve: yep. >> jimmy: one word. >> okay. i'm ready. i'm ready. cheeks. >> blush. [ cheers and applause ] [ ding ] ♪ >> yay. >> steve: oh my goodness. oh my goodness. >> it's the last one. >> steve: this is the last one. this is the last one. >> jimmy: how much is this worth? >> steve: this is worth 1,000 points.
[ laughter ] whoever wins this one wins the game. that's how close we are. jimmy and steve -- >> jimmy: i was going to say blush. >> the password is -- >> steve: jimmy, you are going to start the game when ever you're ready. are you ready? are sure you're ready? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: then start in three, two. [ laughter ] >> weed. [ laughter ] >> steve: no. no. >> jimmy: all right. >> steve: there's a theme. >> spleef. [ laughter ]
>> uh, uh. snoop. [ audience ohs ] i don't know. >> jimmy: two points. >> i know you're going to get it. >> jimmy: rolled. >> joint. >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ] [ ding ] ♪ >> jimmy: our thanks to steve carell, reese witherspoon, ellen degeneres, steve higgins. we're talking to neil young after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tastes just like the holidays only better because it's not the holidays [doorbell rings] hola, hola, hey, hola oh, sorry good, you're trying my menudo what's menudo? stomach lining
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thank you. thank you for being here. thank you for singing with me. >> i loved it. it was fun. i saw you doing me before. i always thought it was unbelievable. >> jimmy: aw, i appreciate that. >> i said, "this is the most i've been on tv ever." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i've always dreamed of, like, i wonder if i could ever just sing with neil. but i never had the guts to ask you. you were here. i was like, well, had to put you on the spot a little bit and it worked. >> it worked. >> jimmy: so, i got to thank you so much for that, man. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i mean, i'm clearly not the only person who impersonates you. there is another actor out there, bradley cooper, who does an impression of your guitar solo. >> i saw that. >> jimmy: yeah, we have a clip of it here. here's a clip of bradley on our show. ♪ [ laughter ]
♪ >> jimmy: what do you think of that? that's pretty good, huh? [ cheers and applause ] that's pretty cool, right? >> that was cool. yeah, bradley though, he -- he played one of danny witten's parts like it was my part. he didn't -- he couldn't -- you know -- >> jimmy: yeah, go back to school, bradley. okay, figure it out, buddy. [ laughter ] i want to talk about this. the packaging alone is just awesome on this, guys. an awesome wooden box. i love the design on this. tell me about this guy. pono. >> it's the music player and a a music ecosystem. ponomusic.com, where you can get the highest res files available that we get from the record companies. and this player plays them. and it's just like an ipod except it sounds -- it goes up. >> jimmy: i did it. it's unbelievable. [ applause ] it has a mini sd card down there so you can actually add
more memory and stuff like that down here in the bottom. i was playing with it today and i had just any headphones that we found in the office. and i plugged in -- i was playing "harvest." i had my friend switch it out and see if i could tell the difference between an ipod and this. i could completely tell the difference. >> you know what? you're a music lover. >> jimmy: i do. >> you love music. >> jimmy: i love it. >> that's what pono is about, people who love music. if you love music and you feel music like these guys over here -- they're going to hear it. [ cheers and applause ] they're going to hear it. >> jimmy: it's warm. it envelopes you and you go, "oh yeah, i know that that's pono right there." and then you went back and they tried to trick me and didn't switch it. i go, "no, you're still on the ipod." i could totally feel the difference. closest thing to vinyl. >> that's good. well, you know, some folks can't hear the difference. but they're not usually music lovers or people totally into music. you know, this is for people who love music. not everybody loves music. >> jimmy: they like it. >> some people go music is wallpaper. it's the background. it's what we have. other people go, "i want to hear music. i love music.
i want to turn it on and rock." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! that's what i'm talking about! turn it on and rock! and you go to ponomusic.force.com. there's over two million songs on this thing. so, congratulations. this started as a kick starter, right? >> yeah. it was kick starter campaign that got us going. >> jimmy: gosh, congratulations. this is the coolest thing ever. >> yeah, and it's fun. it's fun to do it. because it makes everybody's records sound better. everybody who ever made a a record, you know, we can -- it is a potential to make it sound as great as it can sound. >> jimmy: and all the roots -- all the roots' albums are on pono. >> yeah, they are. >> jimmy: and you're going to play -- [ cheers and applause ] and you're going to play with the roots tonight. >> yeah, i'm going to play a a song with the roots. >> jimmy: what song are you going to do tonight? you're going to do "who's going to stand up"? >> "who's going to stand up." >> jimmy: from your latest album right there. neil young performs with the roots after the break. stick around, everybody. turn it on and rock! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ,the last good man in america.
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>> jimmy: our next guest is a a true rock n' roll legend who's here tonight to perform the song "who's gonna stand up" from his latest album "story tone." with a little help from the roots, once again, neil young! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ protect the wild tomorrow's child protect the land from the greed of man ♪ ♪ take out the dams stand up to oil protect the plants and renew the soil ♪ ♪ who's gonna stand up and save the earth who's gonna say
that she's had enough ♪ ♪ who's gonna take on the big machine who's gonna stand up and save the earth ♪ ♪ this all ♪ starts with you and me ♪ ♪ damn the dams save the rivers starve the takers and feed the givers ♪ ♪ let's build a dream and save the world we're the people known as earth ♪ ♪ who's gonna stand up and save the earth who's gonna say that she's had enough ♪ ♪ who's gonna take on the big machine who's gonna stand