tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC February 9, 2015 11:34pm-12:37am EST
and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 206. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! it's so good. hey. it's so good to be back, everybody! it's so good to be back. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome. well, here's what people are talking about, you guys. last night was the long-awaited return of "the walking dead."
or as some people call it, the 57th annual grammy awards. [ laughter ] ac/dc. elo was there. [ laughter ] one of the big winners last night was beck, whose album "morning phase" won album of the year. yep. even beck was like -- [ cheers and applause ] it was good. >> steve: good album. >> jimmy: even beck was like, "i had an album out last year? i didn't even know." [ laughter ] actually, there was a little controversy. did you hear about this? >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: a little tiny bit of controversy. [ laughter ] our show airs in the u.k., so we have to say controversy. [ laughter ] a little controversy after beck won for "best album," kanye west criticized the grammys and said that beck should have given his award to beyonce. [ laughter ] for real. he really said that. you know it's bad when kim is the one saying, "stop talking." [ laughter ] "stop it." [ applause ] "you're annoying everyone!" [ cheers and applause ]
but beyonce did win the grammy for "best r&b performance" for "drunk in love." that was good for her. then, she and jay-z celebrated by going back to the hotel to relax and order room service from pharrell, apparently. i don't know what -- [ laughter and applause ] can i see that picture? that's pharrell? [ laughter ] i think he's dressed more like usher. [ laughter ] an usher. >> steve: an usher. >> jimmy: yeah. here's your seat, ma'am. enjoy the movie. [ laughter ] of course, pharrell williams won the grammy for "best music video" and "best pop solo performance" for his song "happy." when asked -- yeah. [ cheers and applause ] when asked how he felt about the win, he was like, "content." [ laughter ] i'm tired of saying it. i'm tired of saying happy.
did you see this? ac/dc received some criticism after they used a teleprompter for their own song during the opening of the grammys. [ laughter ] what's the big deal? i don't know. i don't want to say they're getting old, but when they sing "highway to hell" they leave their right blinker on the whole time. [ laughter and applause ] if you're all going to hell -- are you going to go in this lane or not? why are there two lanes to hell? i don't know. >> steve: a fast lane and a a slow lane. >> jimmy: there's two lanes to hell. people are coming in and out of hell. meatloaf is -- [ laughter ] >> steve: like a bat. he's coming out fast. coming straight out. >> jimmy: he's coming out of hell and going into hell. i don't know. >> steve: he closed for the grammys, right? >> jimmy: i don't go there anymore. it's too crowded. but this made me laugh. r&b artist the weeknd -- we love the weeknd. [ cheers ] he introduced the renowned concert pianist lang lang at the grammys last night. but it kind of sounded like he was introducing something else. maybe i'm wrong. >> this man has won already three grammys today. he's here to make us happy in a a whole new way. with the help of superstar pianist long long -- [ laughter and applause ]
>> steve: hey! >> jimmy: honey, honey. cover the baby's eyes. cover the kids' eyes. it's pretty easy to make people happy when you're pianist long long. [ laughter ] pianist lang lang. by the way, "50 shades of grey" opening this weekend you guys. absolutely, yes. that's right. soundtrack by penis long long. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: check this out, guys. according to a recent survey, 12% of americans say that it's fine to cheat a little on your taxes. while the other 88% know not to talk to a guy with a clipboard asking them if they cheat on their taxes. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, i've been stealing money for about 10 years now. what's wrong with you? shut up! [ laughter ] oh, this is interesting. a new study that shows that utah -- is anyone here from utah? hey, there you go. well, a new study shows that utah has been named the best state to grow old in.
we asked some utah senior citizens what they thought about that. they painted a pretty different picture. here's what they had to say. first woman said, "the skiing, the hiking, the mountain biking, all things i can't do." [ laughter ] i can't do any of those. this next man said, "as a guy with a cialis prescription, the idea of multiple wives sounds terrifying." >> steve: wow. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: and finally this last man said, "my favorite thing to do is go white water rafting. that's when i sit in my tub in lukewarm water and splash around till the nurse tells me my soup is ready." [ laughter and applause ] guys, we have a great show. give it up for the roots! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. we're so happy to be home.
we had a great time in l.a. we're back home. we have a huge week ahead of us. tomorrow night, dakota johnson will be here. anthony anderson. our pal mark ronson will be here tomorrow night. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: later this week, we have hugh grant, colin firth, samuel l. jackson and we have music from the weeknd. he'll be here. [ applause ] penis long long might show up. >> steve: are you serious? long long is going to be here? >> jimmy: yeah, we're saving -- we heard -- >> steve: he's in and out. we don't know where he's coming. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's true. i just -- i got an anonymous tip. >> steve: did you really? [ laughter and applause ] really? from long long? >> jimmy: yeah. just a tip. >> steve: we want to be ahead of the game. you don't want to -- you know what i mean? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well first -- what a sexy show we've got tonight. >> steve: oh, my gosh, sexy. >> jimmy: you know we always have the sexiest show on tv, right? [ cheers and applause ] when you think "the tonight show" -- when i say "tonight show", you say sexy. tonight show! >> sexy! >> jimmy: yeah, that's what happens every night i come out. >> steve: every night. >> jimmy: i say welcome to "the tonight show."
>> sexy! >> jimmy: i can't go down the street without people yelling "sexy" at me. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: i can't do it. because everyone knows when i say "tonight show," they say -- >> sexy! >> jimmy: and that's what i'm talking about. tonight, from the new movie "50 shades of grey," jamie dornan is here! [ cheers and applause ] plus, she is great. she's this year's "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue cover model. hannah davis is dropping in! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: too sexy. >> jimmy: then, we've got music from sheppard, guys. they're stopping by and performing their hit single "geronimo." [ applause ] i'm psyched to be back. the crowd's psyched up. the roots are all here. this is good. good to see you guys. we're so lucky to have the greatest band in late night. the roots, right there. [ cheers and applause ] but it's not always fun and games. from time to time, we put the roots to the test. we pick people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot. it's time for "freestylin' with the roots." here we go.
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, roots! you guys ready to do this? >> whoo! >> jimmy: pick someone. here we go. here we go. pick someone. you look nervous. perfect. come on, stand up. you look nervous. you're like, "please don't take me, please don't take me." yeah, that's too obvious. that means we had to pick you there. hey, what is your name? >> navishta. >> jimmy: navishta. spell that. >> n-a-v-i-s-h-t-a. >> jimmy: navishta, where are you from? >> bangladesh. >> jimmy: say it again? >> bangladesh. >> jimmy: bangladesh. i thought you said dine and dash. i was like well -- [ laughter ] bangladesh. oh, very nice. oh, my gosh. perfect. bangladesh. now, valentine's day is coming up, you guys. right? navishta. you know those candy hearts that say "hug me" and "be mine." if you had any candy heart, what would you want yours to say? >> i love you? >> jimmy: that's so nice. i'm pretty sure they make them but -- [ laughter ]
>> i love jimmy. >> jimmy: i love jimmy? aw, navishta. [ audience aws ] [ applause ] fantastic. why don't they make those? quest, you're so jealous. so, guys, we got navishta's here. she's from bangladesh. and if she had to come up with her own candy heart, it would say "i love jimmy." for this first one in honor of valentine's day -- roots can you do it in a like a a barry white style love song? something smooth. come on. ♪ ♪ yeah baby ♪ aw, jimmy ♪ feels so good ♪ navishta you look nervous what's up, welcome to nbc ♪ ♪ yeah welcome navishta this is the place you traveled all the way from bangladesh to be ♪ ♪ bangladesh ♪ you want a candy heart that says love me and i'll love you on valentine's day ♪
♪ i love you on valentine's day ♪ ♪ if you could make up your own i know that candy heart would say ♪ ♪ what would it say baby ♪ ♪ jimmy i love you ♪ watching your show every night on nbc ♪ ♪ jimmy i love you i want to take you back to bangladesh with me ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i apprecitate that. who else? let's go down the line. i got to go down the line right here. if you don't mind, just excuse me for a second. how are you doing, buddy? how are you? hey, how's it going, pal? nice to see you. hey, guys. >> hey. >> jimmy: hey, how are you? yep. don't get up. don't worry about it. that's all right. i'll walk around you. holy moly. all right. please don't get up now. it's going to get awkward. mom. holy mackerel. thank you. appreciate that. you don't have to -- she chose not to -- hey, thanks. how are you doing over here? perfect. oh, my goodness.
how are you doing? [ applause ] what's your name, buddy? >> john. >> jimmy: john. very good. john, the grammy awards were last night. what is your favorite musical instrument? >> the clarinet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were probably disappointed watching the grammys last night. >> my daughter plays the clarinet. >> jimmy: aw. [ audience aws ] well, if you could write a song about yourself, what would it be called there, john? >> thyself. >> jimmy: die? >> thy. >> jimmy: thy? >> thyself. >> jimmy: i thought it was die self. i thought it was a punk rock song. [ laughter ] it's more of a shakespearean, like a thyself. >> thyself. >> jimmy: thyself, very nice. guys, my pal john here, he just loves to turn on the radio and hear some good clarinet. [ laughter ]
>> and i know you, quest. a couple of flights we've been on together. a friend of steve mandel. >> jimmy: you and quest are tight? >> oh, yeah. i got a selfie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's a good man. he's a good man. he'll do it. he's a good guy. [ laughter ] >> thyselfie. >> jimmy: yes, thank you, john. thank you. [ laughter ] john's here. got my pal john here, okay. his favorite instrument is the clarinet. loves it. loves to hear it all the time. oh, my gosh. can't get enough. and he said if he had to write a song about himself it would be called "thyself." for this next one, bob dylan just released an album of all frank sinatra covers. it's a great record. you should pick it up. can you do it in like a sinatra style song, roots? do you mind? >> here we go. ♪
♪ my pal johnny from the plane what do you say ♪ ♪ you say the clarinet's your favorite instrument to hear someone play ♪ ♪ and if you could write a song about yourself it'd be called know thy selfie ♪ ♪ take it away, jamal ♪ >> jimmy: ah, john. [ cheers and applause ] hey, how are you doing? stand up. you can hold this. what is your name? >> bridget. >> jimmy: bridget. very good. bridget. very good. another big snowstorm's about to hit the northeast today. what do you like to do when it snows? >> make snowmen. >> jimmy: you like to make snowmen. me too. i love it, too. make snowmen. that's very fun.
with the carrots, with the coal. >> we actually got a kit for christmas that has all those in it. it comes with the eyes -- >> jimmy: the coal and a a carrot? >> it comes with it, yeah. >> jimmy: did you get it at a a grocery store, this kit? [ laughter ] >> well, it was a gift. i don't know where they bought it. >> jimmy: hey, man, they give good gifts whoever that is. remind me not to be friends with that person. [ laughter ] but hey -- you've got to be safe in a a snowstorm. okay. so, can you look into the camera and tell people one thing they should do to be safe during a snowstorm? >> make sure you buy extra beer. >> jimmy: there you go. [ applause ] now, that's a gift i would enjoy better than coal and a a carrot. guys, we've got our pal bridget here. we love her. when it snows, she likes to make snowmen. she even has the kit that someone gave her. it came with everything. it was a pile of sticks. [ laughter ] someone gave her a bag of sticks, a carrot and some coal in it. that was a real good gift. no, no she has a kit. she can do the whole thing. look. to be safe during a storm, bridget recommends everyone
just buy extra beer just to make sure you got some in the house. you never know when you're going to need more beer. [ laughter ] it's true. for this last one, i'm really in the valentine's day spirit. so, roots, how about a sexy r&b love song? like a boyz ii men type of thing. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. ♪ ♪ bridget what's up it's freestyle with the roots ♪ ♪ that's one r one t-s and two os ♪ ♪ da-ooh [ laughter ] ♪ another storm is in the northeast tomorrow ♪ ♪ break out that snowman kit when it snows ♪ ♪ da-ooh ♪ can you look into the eye of the camera ♪ ♪ tell folks what to do to be safe ♪ ♪ da-ooh ♪ stay inside and stay stocked up on beer
not one six pack and not just one case ♪ ♪ bridget it's true i'm down with you when it's cold outside i just want a cold brew ♪ ♪ bridget it's true something to hear when you're inside in the cold ♪ ♪ i need a beer [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. thank you so much. that was great. thanks to these guys. thank you to the roots. we'll be right back with jamie dornan. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ beat of goodbye)
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for sitting there, yeah. i'm sure you're used to laying down. but yeah, thank you for sitting here. i appreciate that. [ laughter ] welcome to the show, buddy. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: this is your first time on our show. first time on an american talk show. >> yeah. i think i've started pretty high. >> jimmy: oh, no way. we're happy to have you here, buddy. thank you. you're from ireland? >> i'm from ireland. yeah, northern ireland. yeah, belfast. well, actually a place called holywood, but six miles east of belfast. >> jimmy: hollywood? >> it's spelled with one l. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry. really? so, close to being -- is that -- >> officially, i mean i guess way back when it was called hollywood. but we changed that at some point. >> jimmy: you might as well. i mean, you're so close to being hollywood. welcome to dirsneyland. [ laughter ] oh, is roy's from there? >> yeah, yeah, same place. >> jimmy: oh, we love him. we love roy.
he's awesome. oh, he's the best. did you ever stay in the real hollywood? well, not the real hollywood. originally, it was called hollywoodland, i guess. l.a. did you ever go to l.a.? >> yeah, yeah. i've been going there for quite a long time. i mean, i used to go 10 years ago with like a few of us would come over from my side of the world and like try to get work and fail miserably. >> jimmy: it's a tough business man, absolutely. >> tough, man. it is tough. >> jimmy: who were you friends with? who did you roll with? >> eddie redmayne and i shared a house together. it wasn't really a house. it was kind of a crummy like apartment. >> jimmy: that sounds more -- yeah. that's where you would stay. yeah. >> we were both like failing at exactly the same kind of levels. >> jimmy: that's why you have friends like that. now, look at eddie. he got nominated for an oscar. >> i know and i hope he wins. >> jimmy: oh, me too. he's fantastic. well, that's great for you. but then, did you get into modeling -- >> yeah. i kind of fell into that in quite a bizarre kind of way. >> jimmy: me too. [ laughter ] it was really bizarre in my case. no, but look --
they called you the golden torso. [ cheers and applause ] somebody came up with that. i didn't make up this. they called him, right? >> i have no idea what that means. an editor said it once. he described me as that. but, like, i don't -- like, i'm a skinny white irish guy. like, you know? golden torso sounds like something you go into like a a tanning salon and go, "oh, i'll have the golden torso." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: or like a sushi roll or something. two california rolls and a a golden torso. thanks, man. [ laughter ] here's a picture of you. when i see this, i go, "oh, yeah." look at his torso right there. [ cheers ] good lord. >> actually, it looks golden in those. there's a lot of oil and -- >> jimmy: i can't even look at it, to be honest, yeah. [ laughter ] i really did a calvin klein ad once when i was on "saturday night live." and this is me. this is a calvin klein ad i actually did. yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so, we have that in common.
>> are you -- you look like you're on fire? >> jimmy: i'm escaping an explosion. there's a gas explosion behind me, i guess. i didn't even know. since when does calvin klein make like mechanic's outfits? [ laughter ] i couldn't have more clothes on. this is your calvin klein ad. this is mine. right there. that's what i'm talking about. [ laughter and applause ] but that's great. and look at you now, buddy. oh, my gosh. we'll get into the movie. but i want to talk quickly about one of your obsessions. i don't know if you ever got to meet him in l.a, but don rickles. >> yeah. i'm totally obsessed with don rickles. >> jimmy: is that right? you just love his stand-up? >> yeah, man. i got introduced -- i mean -- not that i have -- you had dinner with him recently, didn't you? >> jimmy: i did. >> i'm so jealous. >> jimmy: don't be. it wasn't fun. it was really -- yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] awful night. >> i'm sure, i'm sure. >> jimmy: he's a genius. >> i used to watch a lot of stuff on youtube of like sinatra and stuff and was fascinated by that sort of rat pack world.
and then, you know, you get into those like the dean martin shows and the comedy roasts. and rickles just stood out for me above all the other comedians. and i was just -- then, i sort of grew this obsession for him. and my wife, was it last year or maybe two years ago for my birthday, presented me with this little envelope. and it had two tickets to go see don rickles in atlantic city. so, we went over from london purely to see rickles. it was unbelievable. >> jimmy: atlantic city in america or in ireland? [ laughter ] how many different made-up places are there in ireland? but so you ended up getting an autographed photo of don rickles. that's how much you love don rickles. >> he's the only person i've ever done this for anyone. like i could meet, you know, all kinds of actors, people i admire, sportsmen i admire. whatever. but he's the only person i've ever done this for. i got my people to call his people and get like an autographed thing to me personalized to me. >> jimmy: and this is very cool. you took a picture of this photo. you have it hanging up. this thing -- where i think you have it -- is that your bathtub? >> yeah. [ laughter ] that's the bath, yeah.
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: i just got to make sure i know. so, when jamie dornan takes a a bath, the star of "50 shades of grey," when he takes a -- and he lights that candle there. he's staring at a photo of don rickles. >> yeah. [ laughter and applause ] >> i want -- i want to put it into context, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i am so bad at diy, right. i can't do anything. i can barely hang a picture. and you know like if it's a a concrete wall, you just stand there. and nail bent. okay, pick another one up. nail bent. and then you're running -- >> jimmy: you're just ruining the wall. >> it just happened that that wall where rickles is hanging is one of those like plaster walls. so, it's like really easy to get the hook in. >> jimmy: yeah, right. yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. that's why you hung it up there. absolutely. right over the candle. perfect spot, yeah. good plaster. best plaster right there. [ laughter ] "50 shades of grey," my man.
i got to -- i mean, you've got to be excited about this. i mean, this is the biggest thing. [ cheers ] it's one of the biggest phenomenons in the world. and you got the cast doing this and we're excited -- were happy to get the role? >> yeah, i was happy to get the role. of course, man. >> jimmy: but you're doing this movie and you know that it's -- i mean, hopefully. it's going to be a giant movie. i think it is. i would be just so freaked out and be like, "when does it come out? just hurry up and just put it out. i'm so nervous." also, it's coming out on valentine's day. and you're like, "oh, sorry, everybody." making a double entendre is what i'm talking about. [ laughter ] but the movie comes out. but if i'm you and i'm doing this i go, "i want this to be released." [ laughter ] sorry, sorry. i can't -- i can't not say -- can you set up this scene? because i don't want to talk anymore. [ laughter ] >> yeah. so, i think this scene, this clip is the first time that i'm
about to, or christian, not me. christian -- >> jimmy: of course, your character. >> i'm not him. i'm not him. >> jimmy: that's right. >> christian shows anna the playroom, the red room for the first time. >> jimmy: yeah, the playroom. get ready for this. [ laughter ] this is jamie dornan in "50 shades of grey" looking at the playroom. take a look at this. >> it's just beyond this door. >> what is? >> my playroom. >> like your xbox and stuff? >> it's important that you know you can leave at any time. >> why? what's in there? >> i meant what i said. the helicopter's on standby to take you whenever you want to go. >> christian, just open the door. ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with jamie dornan, star of "50 shades of grey," which hits theaters this friday. now, you are irish. >> i'm irish, yeah. >> jimmy: but in the movie you speak with an american accent. it's very impressive. but it got me curious to hear what other accents you do. so, i thought of a fun game that combines a whole bunch of random accents with your new movie. you want to try it? [ laughter ] >> yeah, i can't wait. yeah, sure. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. it's time to play "50 accents of grey." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ fifty accents of gray >> jimmy: here's how it works here. we're each going to take turns pressing this ultra high-tech accent-generator.
[ laughter ] the thing is loaded with thousands of random accents from all over the world. whatever it lands on, we'll have to read a line from the book "50 shades of grey" in that accent. so, why don't you go first since you're our guest? >> okay, here we go. >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ the accent generator says, "scottish." okay, very good. now, let's see the line you'll be reading. go for it. [ laughter ] whenever you're ready, yeah. >> uh -- okay. i don't remember anything about nipple clamps in the bible. [ laughter ] ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's like ewan mcgregor is right here! ♪ this is my turn. russian. very good. >> russian. >> jimmy: here's the line. [ laughter ]
i thought it was chocolate hot fudge brownie sex that we had with cherry on top. but hey, what do i know? ♪ [ laughter and applause ] okay. you were better. it's your turn again. ♪ france. >> oh, dear. >> jimmy: here we go, yeah. let's see your line. >> okay, hold on. okay. don't get your panties in a a twist and give me back mine. ♪ [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm going to go here. ♪ [ laughter ] as an accent? okay. cowboy. here we go. he smiles and strides with renewed purpose out of the store, slinging a plastic bag over his shoulder, leaving me a a quivering mass of raging female hormones. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> wow. >> jimmy: two more. go for it. we'll do one more each. here we go. ♪ county cork irish. now, that's different than -- >> that's massively different to what i do, yeah. >> jimmy: okay, you're very good, yeah. county cork irish. >> okay. >> jimmy: and what's the line? oh, it's a big one. >> it's really long. why's it so long? okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't say anything. >> okay. >> jimmy: here we go. county cork. >> and from a very tiny underused part of my brain, probably located at the base of my medulla oblongata near where my subconscious dwells, comes the thought -- he's here to see you so. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: you add "so" at the end? >> you have to add the "so." that's what they all say down there, yeah. >> jimmy: they all say "so" at the end? all right, here we go. ♪ last one here. italian. okay. this is italian, reading american. [ laughter ]
i have found some baby oil. let me rub it on your behind! ♪ there you go. thank you. that was a mario. i did mario. my thanks to jamie dornan. check out "50 shades of grey" in theaters this friday. we'll be right back with hannah davis! jamie dornan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ok, if you're up there, i could use some help.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, out of more than 70,000 photos taken all over the country, our next guest was chosen to be on the cover of this year's "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue. you can see more of her and other models in "s.i.: the making of swimsuit 2015" airing sunday at 9:00 p.m. on the travel channel. everyone, please welcome "sports illustrated" swimsuit cover model, hannah davis! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
>> jimmy: i didn't know we're doing two. >> i never know what to do. >> jimmy: i didn't know if we were doing two kisses or one. >> is it one kiss or two kiss or is it on the mouth or -- oh, my gosh. i don't know. did i just say that? i'm nervous. i don't know. >> jimmy: i'm nervous. what are you talking about? >> ahh! >> jimmy: congratulations, first off. this is unbelievable. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but i almost met you a couple months ago because your boyfriend is derek jeter. and i was at his last home game at the yankee stadium. >> i did. i saw you. >> jimmy: yeah. why are you saying it like that for? >> well, because jimmy didn't know what to do with his hands. he was all like -- and then he'd just put them right down by his side. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not true. i was just really excited for derek -- >> yeah, because when they were throwing the pitches, you got excited and then you were like, "no, no, no, no. calm down. calm down." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was nervous for him. and i'm like, i didn't want him to get up again. because he already did his last one. it was great. and i just love him. he's the best. and then he had like the last one. it was like two outs. the whole thing was just intense. i was just nervous for him. >> you looked quite nervous.
>> jimmy: we have a clip. i didn't look that nervous. i wasn't clapping like that. there's me there. yep. there you go. [ laughter ] >> you guys know what i'm talking about now. >> jimmy: okay. whatever. big deal, big deal. big deal! all right! stop clapping. yeah. we saw enough of that. anyway. [ laughter ] that's what people do at the game. i was really excited for him. >> aww. >> jimmy: now, i'm so excited for you. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: this is the craziest thing ever, the way they do this. you just do a photo shoot, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and they don't tell you that you're going to be on the cover? >> no. it's all a surprise. >> jimmy: see, i didn't know this. >> so, i shot in tennessee on a a farm. so, i mean, i wasn't shooting on a beach. i had no idea. >> jimmy: usually, they're always on the beach on the covers. and you're like, "oh, great, i'm not going to get --" >> you're wet and you're like coming out of the water. and no. i was shooting on a farm. i just jumped off a horse. i was shooting on a horse for three hours. it was the last shot of the day. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. i was drenched in sweat. they brought me in the car, put the air-conditioning on, kind of zhuzhed me up. and i was like, "crap, man."
>> jimmy: like, "i'm not going to be on the cover this year." >> because they said, "this is your cover try." and i go, "no, really?" >> jimmy: but they tell every girl? they tell every girl or every model? >> most girls get a cover try. but, i mean, i've had cover tries two years before and nothing happened. >> jimmy: so, when you get the thing and you finally see it, do you go, "i didn't get it." your agent doesn't know? no one knows? >> no one. >> jimmy: wow. so, it's a genuine surprise? >> oh, my goodness. yes. i found out on tuesday, and then i flew right to you. >> jimmy: that's right. >> so, that's fun. >> jimmy: as everyone does. fly right to uncle jimmy. >> yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but no, it's all going to change. this is a giant, giant thing for you. this is huge. i've got to show this thing because it's the funniest thing ever. your mom, you got to call your mom and tell her you made the cover. that's a big deal. no one knows. she must be nervous for you. and everyone must be so excited for you. and back at home. so, here's the video. we have you. this is you calling your mom and saying, "hey, i did it."
hannah davis. >> i got the cover. are you there? she said she just wet her pants. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: we love your mom. only moms can say that. i just wet my pants. >> i know. she is so sweet. she asked if she could maybe score a depends commercial after that. >> jimmy: yes! that's a great idea. >> she was like maybe you should call your agent and see what they can do. >> jimmy: mom, you should be the new spokesperson for depends. absolutely, that's a great idea. >> i'll try to hook you up. >> jimmy: that is so good. we're so happy for you. couldn't happen to a cooler girl. >> thank you. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, you're awesome. say hi to derek for me. >> i will. >> jimmy: hannah davis right there. 2015 "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue is available everywhere. sheppard performs for us after the break. come on back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests are an australian band that has a a worldwide hit on its hands with the song -- yeah. australia! with the song "geronimo" from the album "bombs away," which will be out on march 10th. making their late night tv debut, please welcome, sheppard! [ cheers and applause ] >> let's go! ♪
♪ can you feel it now it's coming back we can steal it ♪ ♪ if we bridge this gap i can see you through the curtains of the waterfall ♪ ♪ ♪ when i lost it yeah you held my hand but i tossed it ♪ ♪ didn't understand you were waiting as i dove into the waterfall ♪ ♪ so say geronimo say geronimo say geronimo say geronimo ♪ ♪ say geronimo say geronimo say geronimo ♪ ♪ can you feel my love bombs away bombs away bombs away ♪ ♪ can you feel
my love, my love my love ♪ ♪ bombs away bombs away bombs away ♪ ♪ well we rushed it moving way too fast that we crushed it ♪ ♪ but it's in the past we can make this leap through the curtains of the waterfall ♪ ♪ so say geronimo say geronimo say geronimo say geronimo ♪ ♪ say geronimo say geronimo say geronimo ♪ ♪ can you feel my love ♪ ♪ bombs away bombs away bombs away ♪ ♪ can you feel my love, my love my love ♪ ♪ bombs away
bombs away bombs away ♪ ♪ well i'm just a boy with a broken toy all lost and coy ♪ ♪ at the curtains of the waterfall ♪ ♪ so it's here i stand as a broken man but i've found my friend ♪ ♪ now i'm falling down through the crashing sound and you've come around ♪ ♪ and you rushed to me and it sets us free so i fall to my knees ♪ ♪ at the curtains of the waterfall ♪ >> all right, everybody. hands in the air! ♪ so say geronimo say geronimo say geronimo say geronimo ♪ ♪ say geronimo say geronimo say geronimo say geronimo ♪ ♪ say geronimo say geronimo say geronimo say geronimo ♪ ♪ bombs away bombs away
bombs away ♪ ♪ say geronimo make this leap make this leap ♪ ♪ yeah we can make this leap make this leap can you feel my love ♪ >> thank you so much! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, fantastic. thank you, brother. sheppard! "bombs away" will be in stores march 10th! we'll be right back right there. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to jamie dornan, hannah davis, sheppard once again, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪