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roots crew. >> questlove: 292. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness. that's what i'm talking about. looking great. looking good out there. hey, welcome. welcome, welcome. thank you so much for being here. welcome to the "tonight show." this is it. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. you're awesome.
thank you for being here. i appreciate that. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. and i'm proud to announce that for the second year in a row, i took home the espy award for the most crying while on the treadmill. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] second year in a row. that's right, hundreds of athletes traveled to los angeles last night to attend this year's espy awards and to say hi to their old flame kim kardashian. [ laughter ] it's just a nice thing every year to do. let's get to some political news here. donald trump met with fellow gop candidate ted cruz yesterday and trump admitted that he had no idea why they were meeting. [ laughter ] got even weirder when someone asked how they arranged the meeting and trump said, "craigslist." [ laughter ] trump's been very busy since announcing he's running for president. in fact, earlier this week, he gave an interview with cnn at a a winery he owns in virginia. turns out trump's winery makes two different kinds of wine. white wine and not white wine. [ laughter and applause ] a little trivia. >> steve: i guess.
>> jimmy: during a recent interview, ben carson hinted that he would be open to having donald trump as his running mate calling him both a smart guy and a fun guy. [ light laughter ] but that's just the tip of the iceberg. in addition to smart trump and fun trump there's a whole bunch of other trumps. [ laughter ] check it out. ♪ ♪ flappy trump sassy trump baby trump maybe trump ♪ ♪ fining trump dining trump daydreaming trump shaving creaming trump ♪ ♪ sad glad mad rad ♪ ♪ trumps all trump troll dog trump florist trump porpoise jump ♪ ♪ trump >> jimmy: yeah, there you go. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of trumps. over on the democratic side, martin o'malley recently spoke about the need for wall street to reform and said that he isn't running for president to be quote wined and dined by executives.
and then chris christie said, "and i am also not running to be wined." [ laughter and applause ] so, so, yeah. put me down, too, yeah. some of the candidates are struggling to get momentum as we get further into the election here. in fact, a new pole of democratic voters, presidential candidate lincoln chafee came in with 0% support. [ light laughter ] in other words, we are all tied with presidential candidate lincoln chaffee. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we all have zero votes. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: zero support. and he's running for president. we all have the same support. that's great. kind of exciting. a little history made there. some tech news here. google is adding a new feature that will allow customers to shop directly through its most popular search results. yeah. in which case, congratulations to the makers of boobs. [ laughter ]
i saw that yesterday, disney revealed its plans for its upcoming resort and theme park in shanghai, which will open next year. yeah. this is great news for anyone who loves theme parks but wished the lines were a billion times longer. [ laughter ] that's right. there's going to be -- there's going to be a new disney theme park in china. yeah. they say the park will be a fun destination for all of china's little boys and boys. [ laughter ] here's -- hey, here's an update on mexican drug lord el chapo. you guys want to hear an update on el chapo? turns out, the tunnel he used to escape from his maximum security prison in mexico cost around $5 million. but this is cool. it already spawned a new hit series of hgtv, "escape tunnels
international." it's very cool. [ laughter and applause ] i think this needs like a new granite counter top. i would just love a new granite -- my wife wants an outdoor space to grill. i don't even like grilled food. i hate the taste of grilled food but she likes it. but i want granite counter tops. she wants a grill in the back. [ laughter ] that's all i'm asking for. so i don't know which place is gonna do it. >> steve: big stained glass window. >> jimmy: stained glass window. i want granite counter tops, a a stained glass window of a a "game of thrones" character with a sword. [ laughter ] she just wants outdoor space to grill. >> steve: her and her friends go out there and grill all the time. >> jimmy: i don't like grilled food. >> steve: i don't like it. i don't like the taste of charcoal. >> jimmy: i'd rather eat anything. name a food. >> steve: fish. >> jimmy: ew. fish. i hate fish. [ light laughter ] >> steve: meat. >> jimmy: ew. i don't like meat either. >> steve: hot dogs. >> jimmy: i don't like hot dogs at all.
what is wrong with you? >> steve: endive. >> jimmy: i love endive. [ laughter ] i just want to eat -- cut the end up endive on a granite countertop. eat as much endive as i can and then she can go the neighbor's house and grill all she wants. [ light laughter ] or just get one of those electric george foreman grills and grill in the kitchen. >> steve: yeah, that's all. grill it there. >> jimmy: it's called the future, girl. [ laughter ] you talk to her. [ cheers and applause ] what is he talking about? that's on hgtv? >> steve: yeah, that's a hit show. hit. h-i-t hit. >> jimmy: oh. actually, speaking of el chapo, they actually just released some footage. they have a surveillance camera that shows el chapo escaping through a hole under the shower in his cell. yeah. and there's also footage of el chapo coming out of the tunnel and i think we may be the only ones that have this footage. [ light laughter ] take a look at this. it's kinda cool. ♪ i'm all right nobody worry about me ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show
everybody. give it up for the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. he's one of the busiest guys in show business. our pal ryan seacrest will be here on the show. [ cheers and applause ] talk to ryan, he's got a new good show. yeah. plus the new host of "the daily show" trevor noah will be here. >> steve: woah. [ cheers and applause ] and one of my favorite comedians tig notaro will be here tomorrow night. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and thank you notes. that's all tomorrow. but first we have a fantastic show tonight. he stars in the new movie "trainwreck." he's a leading man and he's fantastic in the film. so happy for him. the very funny bill hader is here, ladies and gentlemen. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's a great guy. i'm gonna catch up with him and
then bill and i have a little sketch maybe or something fun planned out later in the show. or maybe just old footage. >> steve: old footage. footage, show you did? >> jimmy: yeah. that's what i meant to say. it's old footage. >> steve: old footage. old video footage. >> jimmy: yeah. that might or may not be done live tonight. [ laughter ] >> steve: but it's not. it's old footage. >> jimmy: plus, look at this -- from the new film "paper towns," the beautiful, the talented, cara delevingne is here. [ cheers and applause ] she's awesome. and she's also in that new movie? what's that comic movie? "suicide squad." >> audience member: whoo! >> jimmy: yeah. there you go. [ laughter ] you are getting excited. until it's next summer. but still, people -- >> steve: she's excited now. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. that was a he, i think. [ laughter ] >> steve: that was a he? >> jimmy: yeah he's excited. and we got great music you guys from years and years are here. [ cheers and applause ] and that's good stuff. years and years. oh this is good. guys it's time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go. [ cheers and applause ]
♪ hashtag hashtag hey, you guys, we use twitter every single week. so if you watch our show and you wanna play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and then we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so since i slipped on a rug and almost lost my finger i went on twitter and started a hashtag called #mydumbinjury. and first of all, thank you dr. chiu for helping me. i asked you guys to tweet out a a funny or embarrassing injury that happened to you. we got thousands of tweets within 35 minutes. it was a trending topic in the u.s. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for those tweets. thanks. now i thought i'd share -- they're good. i thought i would share some of my favorite #mydumbinjury tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one is from @scar257. [ light laughter ] >> steve: scar. first of all, his name's scar. >> jimmy: i know. that's what i'm saying, yeah.
>> steve: he's known to have a a lot of injuries. >> jimmy: he says i dislocated my knee playing charades and everyone thought it was part of the charade. [ laughter and applause ] it was like, "pain. joint pain. >> steve: injury. arthritis? >> jimmy: limping. er? er? this is from @mander9696. he says, my leg fell accidentally fell through the trampoline springs and i was stuck. my pug saw it happen and began humping my leg. [ laughter and applause ] go get help boy, get out of here. >> steve: at least somebody won. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @idgetty7. he says, once at a dance i was doing the worm and split my chin open on the dance floor. then i just danced off crying like nothing happened. [ laughter ] >> steve: leaving a trail of blood. >> jimmy: this one's from @jordanphilly. he says, my cousin jumped off the kitchen counter and landed on a christmas cookie cutter. now she's got a scar in the shape of santa claus.
[ laughter and applause ] >> steve: dumb or the best? >> jimmy: kinda cool actually. that's pretty cool. >> steve: she's got to have a a scar. >> jimmy: yeah, it'd look like santa claus. >> steve: ask scar257 he would know. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @gregmaxwell85. he says, i shocked myself plugging in an old tv cord. after the third shock i sat down and forgot what i was doing. [ laughter ] [ grunting ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this one is from @kristenrose124. she says -- >> hey jimmy. >> jimmy: hey, woah, hey. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> greetings. >> judd apatow! judd apatow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey buddy. i didn't expect to see you. what are you doing here? >> i heard about your hand and i was just worried about you and i just wanted to check up on you. >> jimmy: that's very, very nice. that's very, very cool of you. >> and also i thought this was an incredible marketing opportunity. i got a movie coming out, "trainwreck." you guys going to go? [ cheers and applause ]
and it opens tomorrow night but i think you can go tonight. -- loved it. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> and i thought, you know, you're kind of a human train wreck, right? [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: not really but yeah i guess. >> and this is a lot of ad space. this is a lot of ad space. so i thought because it looked so weird and white, put that right there. [ drum roll ] okay, and now sit down. >> jimmy: okay. and for the rest of the show it looks better and it promotes the movie. put that out of the way. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's "the tonight show" logo. and then when you interview people, just scratch your chin a little bit. >> jimmy: like that? but i don't do that. >> and then fix your eyebrows every once in a while during the show. >> jimmy: fix my eyebrows? that covers my whole face. >> all right. hold on a second. [ laughter ] anyway, i'm so glad you feel better. i hope it sticks. >> jimmy: i didn't say i did feel better. >> bye. >> jimmy: bye, judd. ♪ judd apatow. [ cheers and applause ] he thought i felt better. he didn't even let me answer to say if i did feel better.
>> steve: there you go. perfect. >> jimmy: god. >> steve: make sure it's straight. >> jimmy: this one from @kristenrose124. >> steve: what did she say? >> jimmy: she says i punched the window out of a car to save a dog stuck inside and broke my hand. the dog was actually a wig and i had to pay $750. [ laughter ] >> steve: you just, yeah. >> jimmy: at least the wig didn't start humping her. that would have been weird. >> steve: or did it? this last one has a picture you guys. it's from @jordanrayhalsey. he says, i fell down the stairs while taking a selfie, broke my toe and got this picture. there you go right there. there you have it. those are "tonight show hashtags." check out more of my favorites go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. we'll be right back with bill hader ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ to steady betty.
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work hosting, "saturday night live." congratulations there, bill. [ cheers and applause ] starting friday,you can see him starring alongside amy schumer in the new movie "train wreck." please welcome the very funny, the very talented bill hader, ladies and gentlemen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ italian accent ] >> thank you! how are we doing? >> jimmy: they love you. >> aye! they like me. [ italian accents ] >> jimmy: they love-ah you and we like-ah you and you like-ah them back-ah. >> thank you so much. [ laughter ] thank you, thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: bill hader. congratulations on the emmy nomination today. >> oh, thank you so much. thank you, thank you. you, too. you got an emmy nomination. >> jimmy: our show got three emmy nominations. [ cheers and applause ] [ italian accent ] it's a great day for italy! >> everybody!
>> jimmy: it's a great day for italy! [ italian accent ] >> we're going to do the whole thing like this. >> jimmy: the whole show interview like this. >> big bummer. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, no. [ laughter ] bill, welcome to the show. >> thanks, buddy. >> jimmy: and you look sharp. congratulations on everything. this is very, very good. it's a very happy day because you have the emmy nomination but you also have this giant movie coming out. >> yeah, it's cool. >> jimmy: it's just so good. it's a great movie. congratulations. >> thanks, buddy. thank you. >> jimmy: i didn't get a chance to tell you real quick. i just have to say you're fantastic in "skeleton twins." >> oh, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] you're so sweet, man. thank you. >> jimmy: you were so beyond great in that movie. i was like, "oh my gosh. you didn't get nominated for an oscar." >> you're very sweet. thank you, man. >> jimmy: but, you did, man. you didn't get nominated. >> i didn't get nominated. >> jimmy: but you should have. they missed the vote. no, i didn't mean to make you sad. bill -- [ laughter ] no, no, i -- oh, my gosh. it's like an emotional roller coaster. >> i'm back. i'm back. >> jimmy: you're back. he's back. [ laughter ] he's happy. >> i have my moods. i just ride it out, and then i come back. >> jimmy: you have to do that.
you're a father of three girls? >> yeah, i have three daughters. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: this is a brand new one, right? >> yeah, a 7-month-old. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. now how cute is that? >> hayley. >> jimmy: hayley? >> hayley clementine. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. hayley clementine. that sounds fake. oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] so cute. >> it sounds like a a fake name. >> jimmy: it's a fake name. >> that's what they said. "forget it. that sounds like a fake name." [ laughter ] she's never gonna be able to get a fake i.d. or anything like that. >> jimmy: what are they into? are they into, like, princesses now? >> yeah, they like all types of stuff. yeah, princesses and -- >> jimmy: you have a 2-year-old and a 5-year-old? >> i have a 2-year-old and a a 5-year-old. yeah, and my -- the 5-year-old, she walks around like a a princess. sophia the first, i don't know if you know t wake up to it every morning and my daughter walks arnold like a a princess and she will walk in. i go, "oh, hello hannah, how are you?" [ laughter ] and she will, you know? and then she's like, "i'm going to make my breakfast." and i was like, "good for you." and then she walked into our pantry and she saw we had no cereal and i heard her go [ bleep ]! [ laughter and applause ] at five years old.
and then she came out as a a princess. and she was like, "whoa! whoa! no fruity pebbles! no fruity pebbles!" i'm not kidding. and i was like, "whoa, no!" and when i went and saw we had no fruity pebbles, i was like [ bleep ]! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: no. that's where she's getting it! she's getting it from that. stop doing that. >> i was like, "i don't know where you're hearing this!" this is awful! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: man, you're fantastic in the film. i gotta say -- i told you this earlier when we were -- when i saw you in the hallway. you're just great. i'm just so happy for you. i love you from snl and you're a great guy. you're quite a great actor. you did a great job. and you're funny. you balance that thing of a, you know, a comedy where you're actually leading man romantic but you're also very funny. >> oh, wow. thank you. >> jimmy: it's tough to fit those things in there. and you act great against lebron james. it seems like you guys have been buddies for like 25 years. did even think you had chemistry with lebron james? >> no. >> jimmy: how many -- [ laughter ] >> but no he -- we have these scenes together and we have a a scene where we play one-on-one basketball against each other. because there's always a scene where --
he plays my best friend, in a a romantic comedy. and there's always a scene where, like, the best friend and the guy who are talking about his relationship and playing one-on-one and we were like, "oh, what if it was me and lebron james?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is not even remotely fun. >> it was awful. judd apatow would be like, "just go up for a lay-up." and then i would get denied. >> jimmy: he was just swating everything. >> just swating everything. and then the crew was like, "try it. just try a three pointer. look at it go! this is like watching volleyball." [ laughter ] and everyone was loving it. and then on one take, i scored a lay-up on him. [ cheers and applause ] and i ruined the take. >> jimmy: no, no. here's the thing. >> i ruined the take because i scored and i started celebrating. >> jimmy: you came out of character. >> i came out and was like, "oh, my god!" >> jimmy: we got footage. we got footage of that take. from judd apatow. here's bill hader scoring on lebron james. take a look at that. >> oh, oh! [ laughter and applause ]
>> that really went in? >> yeah, it did. i think i'm gonna have a heart attack. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what was the dance? >> that's why i'm not in the nba. that would be weird. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a very, very good. very funny movie. >> thanks buddy. >> jimmy: you and lebron are great. there are some scenes there that i don't want to spoil for everybody. but you'll just love it and you'll quote it for years to come. here is bill hader and lebron james, though, in "trainreck." take a look. >> listen, i'll tell you one thing. you don't want a baby mamma. next thing you know you're paying for her ferrari. >> yeah. >> you're getting her a big house, a big mansion. she going to want to start a a jump suit line and you have to pay for it. you want to go through that? [ laughter ] you got to convince one of your friends to say he's the dad and raise the child. like, who wants to go through that? [ laughter ] kid end up being 6'7" and your best friend only 5'2." >> mm-hmm. >> 18 years later, the kid comes and he writes a book about you saying how much of a a jack-ass you are. [ laughter ] >> you know what? amy's not like that.
amy's not like that all. she's awesome. and this is gonna be great. i think she's cool. and i don't think i have to worry about that, you know? >> all right. >> oh! did you let me do that? did i just score on you? yes! you are my bitch, lebron james! not really. not really. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "trainwreck" is in theaters this friday. more with bill hader when we come back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we're here with the hilarious bill hader. his movie, "train wreck", is out this week. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow, in fact, go see it tonight at midnight. right now. leave your house and go see it. bill, a lot of people know this, but we've known each other for a long time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but even longer than "saturday night live." we were actually on a tv show together. do you remember this? >> yeah. yeah, yeah. oh yeah, it was a cop show, right? >> jimmy: that's right. it was called "point pleasant police department." and it took part in lovely point pleasant, new jersey. >> that's right. >> jimmy: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] and we played two detectives who couldn't see eye to eye,
and we'd get into a lot of arguements. >> yeah, most people probably think of us as comedians but this thing was a very intense show. >> jimmy: it was a drama. >> it was a drama, yeah. >> jimmy: exactly. these two cops would get in a a lot of arguments --. >> right. >> jimmy: -- and always end up in messy situations. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but, anyways, get ready for this. it's throwback thursday. >> oh no. >> jimmy: we found a clip. >> no. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: let's take a look at the young me and bill hader in "point pleasant police department." >> oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: morning, preston. >> morning, pete. you in pain? your palm's covered in plaster. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah.
i was pruning my petunias. [ laughter ] i accidentally punctured my pinky. amyway, looks like the week's pretty packed. [ laughter ] >> pardon? [ laughter and applause ] >> oh man. this is the first beat of this thing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i repeat. always pretty packed! >> a rare problem, pete. remember, thank you. [ laughter ] this is point pleasant police departmen and we speak politely to our peers! [ laughter ] capiche?
[ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter and applause ] >> yeah. yeah, i remember that. that was a good one. >> jimmy: it's even a little bit more intense than i remember. [ laughter ] >> yeah. no, it was very in your face. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] we have -- is that right? we have another clip from the show? >> no. [ laughter ] no. >> jimmy: let's take a look. we have another clip. >> no, oh no. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: you're late, preston. >> don't pester me, punk.
i'll punch in when i want. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pipe down, pal. we're partners. i see you were partaking in the chocolate pudding i prepared. >> very perceptive, pete! [ laughter and applause ] oh man. >> jimmy: could you pass me a a spoonful of pudding? [ laughter ] pretty good, pete! [ laughter and applause ] it needs to be punched up a a little bit. >> yeah. >> jimmy: perfect! [ laughter and applause ] >> ah, now i'm parched. >> jimmy: perhaps, you'd like a -- pepsi?
>> perrier! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ laughter and applause ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you could really -- you could really feel the emotion in that scene. [ laughter ] >> yeah, no, i could almost taste it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i could barely walk. i threw up a little bit. >> yeah, i know, it's really emotional. >> jimmy: you gotta be kidding me, this is for real? >> shut up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think we have one more clip of the show. [ cheers and applause ] >> no, no! >> jimmy: no you gotta see this clip! check this clip out right here. [ cheers and applause ]
♪ ♪ >> perk up, pete! point pleasant police departmen has a particular problem. predatory park poultry! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you mean, pidgeons, parrots, penguins, and parakeets? [ laughter ] >> nope. [ laughter ] peregrine -- falcons. these pesky peckers -- [ laughter ] prey -- [ laughter and applause ] -- on unsuspecting pe --
pedestrians. one minute they're perched on a a precipice -- next minute -- [ laughter ] poof! [ laughter ] they pounce -- so be prepared. [ laughter ] oh, there you go. >> jimmy: i am prepared! i got my arm protector. [ laughter ] >> perfect! [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we make the perfect pair 'cause we are -- >> both: point pleasant police department!
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're pretty good policemen. >> yeah, i'm a -- oh, wait. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] >> -- proud of this department! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to bill hader, "train wreck" is in theaters friday. we'll be right back with cara delevingne everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ah! aflac?
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cara delevingne, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my gosh. i think you win for "best pants" award. i mean, these are the best pants we have ever seen on the show. >> these pants weigh more than me right now. >> jimmy: oh, really. oh my gosh, i love them. they look great, no no no. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you rock these. this is what i like about you. you always have different looks. you're on the cover of "vogue." i was last month and you're this month. and then here's a picture of you. rough night out? just the other night? [ laughter ] what is this? what is this? >> that was a long day. that was a long day, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. rough night. you don't love that night club any more do you? >> i'm not allowed back there. >> jimmy: this is for a new movie "suicide sqaud"? yeah. that's what i'm talking about.
look at this. enchantress. >> jimmy: do you like doing movie? do you enjoy doing movies? >> no, not really. >> jimmy: yeah. >> how i get my kicks. no, i'm -- it's just crazy. being here doing this is the weirdest thing in the world. it's what i wanted to do since i was out the womb. so, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? you just came out and said out and said, "i want to be an actress." >> i came out and was like "hey!" jazz hands. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you came out jazz hands? baby jazz hands? >> baby jazz hands! >> jimmy: baby jazz hands, absolutley! [ laughter ] but you're in this thing and then "paper towns" you're fantastic in. based on the novel by john green. >> john blue. no, john green. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: john green, john blue, yeah. john green did "fault in our stars." >> yes he did. >> jimmy: and this is a good tricky fun, mystery, type of -- coming of age. >> tricky, yeah. >> coming of age, it's a lot of mystery. i want you to cry and laugh, you know, feel angry. but also come away feeling like you learned something. >> jimmy: a rainbow of emotions. >> a rainbow! [ english accent ] >> jimmy: i'm slithering into your accent, you see. i'm taking it from you. [ laughter ] >> that's really good.
>> jimmy: while you're taking your american accent like me. [ american accent ] >> that's how i do that, yeah. i just merge. we merge together. it's nice. >> jimmy: see, that's what i'm talking about! [ cheers and applause ] that's good! that's acting. on the spot right there. to go right into that american accent. you're so awesome. "paper towns" check it out, july 24th is when it comes out. here's cara delevinge. jazz hands, "paper towns." >> there's going to come a time in your life where you're gonna think what do i regret more? removing chucks eyebrow, or not removing chuck's eyebrow? >> i can do this. ♪ >> what the --. [ shouting ] >> look at us, we're ninjas! >> you're a ninja, i'm not a a ninja. >> you're a ninja too. just a really awkward one.
>> i can feel my heart beating in my chest. >> that's how you know you're having fun. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, the cool girl! i love the slide over the --. how many takes was that to slide over the hood of the car? >> the funny thing was they really greased it up. and the trousers i was wearing, as well and the first time i flew. [ laughter ] like flew right off, fell over. there's a lot of -- i'm still american, sorry. there's a lot of bloopers of that with me nailing myself. >> jimmy: next time you gotta bring that, we love to have bloopers on our show. >> of course, who doesn't. >> jimmy: i wanted to ask you because we were talking backstage and we mentioned, you mentioned, we were talking about different things that we could next time you're on. and i go, "well, maybe we can do it now." and you said that you beat box a little bit. >> i do. [ applause ] beat box solo. >> jimmy: we always have a live microphone ready to go just in case anyone ever wants to do anything. could you do us that honor --. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and beat box a little for us? >> sure. >> jimmy: cara delevingne beat boxing for us. >> oh my gosh. >> jimmy: yes.
[ laughter ] >> okay. okay, give me a second. >> jimmy: yep. okay. [ beatboxing ] ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: tariq! do you got anything to do over this? >> tariq: oh man, absolutely. ♪ approach the alter with your offering being his excellency gets to be exhausting ♪ ♪ welcome to my residency spoiling all these rappers like my only offspring ♪ ♪ the one they call king thought's daughter mr. talented mr. trotter ♪ ♪ the mark of the stigmata inside of my right palm check it out y'all so fresh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i talking -- come on! hey! [ cheers and applause ] you are fantastic! >> thank you. >> jimmy: cara delevingne, everybody! "paper towels" opens july 24th.
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tonight are an up and coming band from the u.k. whose debut album "communion" hit number one on the itunes electronic chart. congratulations, guys. perfroming their single, "king," please welcome "years and years!" ♪ ♪ i caught you watching me under the light can i realign ♪ ♪ they say it's easy to leave you behind i don't want to try ♪ ♪ cut cover take that test hold courage to your chest don't wanna wait for you i don't wanna have to lose ♪ ♪ all that i've compromised to feel another high i've got to keep it down tonight ♪ ♪ and oh i was a king
under your control ♪ and oh i want to feel like you've let me go so let me go ♪ ♪ don't you remember how i used to like being on the line ♪ ♪ i dreamed you dreamed of me calling out my name is it worth the price m ♪ cut cover take that test hold courage to your chest i don't want to wait for you don't want to have to lose ♪ ♪ all that i've compromised to feel another high i've got to keep it down tonight ♪
i was a king under your control ♪ ♪ and oh i want to feel like you've let me go so let me go ♪ ♪ let go let go let go of everything let go ♪ ♪ let go let go of everything let go let go ♪ ♪ let go of everything let go let go let go of everything♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hey. thank you, thank you. thank you, thank you. "years and years!" catch them on tour in the u.s. this fall. we'll be right back. stick around everybody! ♪
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thank you to bill hader, cara delevingne, judd apatow, years and years right there! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- amy schumer, from "the brink" actor pablo schreiber, music from anderson east, featuring the 8g band. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause