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3...♪ feelin' hungry? how 'bout a donut? ♪ i'm hot blooded..i'm hot blooded! ♪ whether it's 30-years old or 30-days old, carmax will appraise it in as little as 30 minutes. and then your only concern will be how to spend the cash. rad. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jane fonda, anrew rannells, musical guest, keith urban.
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 466. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] oh! >> jimmy: hi, everybody. hey! welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone, welcome to "the tonight show." you made it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. this is the show. thank you very much. i'm your host jimmy fallon. i want to say happy early mother's day to all the moms out there. [ cheers and applause ]
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happy mother's day. and listen to this, i read that hooters is offering its annual free meal for moms. [ light laughter ] apparently moms must be accompanied by at least one kid. [ light laughter ] who must also be accompanied by at least one psychiatrist. >> steve: why are we here? >> jimmy: meanwhile, i read about a company that will make a life-size 3-d printed model of yourself that you can send to your mom for $30,000. [ light laughter ] it's a great way of telling your mom i'd rather spend $30,000 than visit you in person. [ laughter and applause ] sending a mannequin. everybody is getting into the spirit for mother's day. even donald trump. check out the tweet he sent. "happy mother's day. the best tuna casserole is made at trump tower grill. i love mothers." [ laughter and applause ] isn't that nice? >> steve: that's sweet, so sweet. >> jimmy: people are still talking about the cinco de mayo tweet donald trump sent out yesterday. republican national committee
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chairman, reince priebus was asked about it yesterday. and check out what he had to say. >> the tweet says, "happy #cincodemayo. the best taco bowls are made in trump tower grill. i love hispanics." [ light laughter ] ah, he's trying. [ laughter ] and honestly, i, i, he's trying. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: trying what? reince priebus sounds like a a disappointed dad at a a parent/teacher conference. [ light laughter ] like, he's trying. just let me talk to him. after speaking out against donald trump's plan to build a a border wall, former mexican president vicente fox has invited trump to mexico as a a peace offering. fox says, when you land, just look for my driver el chapo. [ laughter and applause ] yeah, yes, he'll get you right there. [ applause ] that's right, former mexican president vicente fox has invited donald trump to mexico to see the border from the other side.
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then trump invited vicente fox to trump tower grill to see what real mexican food tastes like. [ laughter and applause ] you eat the bowl. you can eat the bowl. it was a big week for election news with trump securing the republican nomination for president and hillary clinton looking like she's going be to the democratic nominee. so that means it's time for bottled grump and glittery mittens. this is where we send our writer arthur to the streets to talk about the election and see if they notice he's mispronouncing donald trump and hillary clinton. [ light laughter ] check it out. ♪ >> who would you vote for in november, bottled grump or glittery mittens? >> i would have to do hillary clinton. >> who do you think will be ahead in the polls in a month, adaptive hug or jittery kittens? >> i think donal trump. >> who do you think you would vote for? barnyard dump or slippery kitchen? [ light laughter ] >> of the two, i'm leaning more towards more republican vote. >> in november, who do you think you would vote for?
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spotted rug, or gingerly lipton? >> i honestly, i don't know yet. >> two months from now, who do you think will be ahead in the polls? college scum, or mystery chicken? [ laughter ] >> man, i think donald will probably pull in front of hillary. >> who do you think you would vote for? model truck, or timothy smitten? >> i personally would vote for hillary. >> who do you think america will vote for? dragon's blood, or filthy old pigeon? [ light laughter ] >> i have no idea. >> who do you think america will vote for six months from now? hot cross buns, or tiffany's quitten? >> i think it's going to be hillary. >> who do you think you would be more likely to vote for? gossip stub or literally listen? >> i'd probably vote for hillary, i would think. >> who do you think america's more likely to vote for? waddle duck, or pimply niptuck? [ light laughter ] >> i think it'd be donald trump. >> in november, who do you think you'll be voting for? waffle butt or puberty listen? >> it will be for donald trump. >> jimmy: there you go. well, i hope nobody's listening. [ cheers and applause ] waffle butt? this is cool. justin timberlake just released his first song since 2013. [ cheers and applause ]
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titled "can't stop the feeling." fans are like, oh, my god, oh, my god. my wife is like, "calm down, jimmy." [ laughter and applause ] i love him. i want to say happy birthday to our pal don rickles celebrating his 90th birthday this sunday. [ cheers and applause ] we love don. don rickles is so old his birth certificate says "first." [ light laughter ] he's old. he's so old. >> audience: how old is he? >> jimmy: he's so old, he remembers when we had our first white president. ♪ he's old. he's so old. >> audience: how old is he? >> jimmy: he's so old, he tried to take a selfie with a rotary phone. ♪ he's old. don rickles is so old. >> audience: how old is he? >> jimmy: don rickles is so old, i saw betty white helping him across the street. [ applause ] don, we'll see on the show in june, buddy. you can get me back.
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this is a little crazy. authorities here in new york city are looking for a man who's been using drones to spy on people and take pictures of them through their apartment window. he's described as middle aged, bald and a keyboard player with the roots. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] finally, you guys, the kentucky derby is tomorrow. and i read that last year's triple crown winner american pharoah has been having sex three times every day to impregnate female horses and his owners are paid $200,000 for each session. i think he knew that's what his life had in store for him when he won that final race. take a look. >> american pharoah is finally the one! american pharoah has won the triple crown! ♪ [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: hey, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] come back again next week. on monday night, from the big new movie "money monster," academy-award winner jodie foster will be here. [ cheers and applause ] jodie and i are going to play a a game of egg russian roulette. so be sure to tune in for that one. then later next week, david spade, jada pinkett-smith, drake and kit harington will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] plus performances from tegan and sara, meghan trainor and blake shelton. you do not wanna miss next week. set your tivos. but first, a fun show tonight. we love it when she stops by. from the netflix series "grace and frankie" the beautiful, the talented, jane fonda is here! [ cheers and applause ] and i am going to challenge jane to a game of giant beer pong. also joining us tonight, he's a
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a tony-nominated performer. who's great in everything he does. our pal andrew rannells is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] he's great on "girls." and we have a performance from one of the biggest names in country music. this guy's awesome. he's a great guitarist, he's a a great singer, a great songwriter. my man, keith urban is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he's awesome. guys, today is friday, and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox. i return some e-mails. and of course i send out thank you notes. [ cheers ] so, i was running a bit behind. i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool? [ cheers and applause ] hey james, can i get some thank you note writing music please? ♪ [ light laughter ] >> steve: look at him. >> jimmy: he seems like he's having fun. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, mother's
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day, for being like father's day except not a joke. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: we'll figure it out later. >> jimmy: we'll figure it out later. get him a tie. ♪ thank you, captain america's shield, for posing the question, why would you make your shield look like a giant target? [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: why? >> jimmy: he made it. ♪ thank you, pharmacies, for being the only place where i can go up to the checkout counter with doritos, a kick ball and laxatives and not get strange looks from people. [ light laughter ] that seems normal. do you have your card? do you have your rewards card? [ applause ] >> steve: no, i don't. >> jimmy: don't have one. would you like one? >> jimmy: i don't want one. >> steve: just takes like five minutes to fill out. your social security number and your e-mail and your phone number and you get rewards. >> jimmy: okay, i'll get rewards. here it is. 038-49. >> steve: hold on. hold on.
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>> jimmy: i don't need the rewards. >> steve: are you sure? it's great rewards. really great rewards, every time you come in, you get different rewards. fantastic. [ light laughter ] you know, like a free coupon for, like, a percentage of your purchase off. sometimes you get like a -- >> jimmy: you know what, just ring me up now and i'll get the reward card later. >> steve: are you sure? >> jimmy: yeah, i am. i'm telling -- all right, let's do the rewards card. 03. >> steve: hold on. i don't have a cash register. [laughter ] >> jimmy: this is a salad. >> steve: i don't work here. i don't work here. i just want some chiclets. >> jimmy: all right. i'll get that rewards. >> steve: you should get that reward. >> jimmy: i will, thank you, buddy. ♪ thank you, overflowing trash can, for letting everyone participate in a game i like to call "garbage jenga." [ applause ] >> steve: you got to fill that trash bag up.
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>> jimmy: what's that, buddy? >> steve: you gotta fill those trash bags up, you don't want to put them back full in your garbage can. you know what i mean? >> jimmy: you don't have to sit down in your seat. you don't have to be out here. >> steve: are you sure? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> steve: i just came to watch the show, i thought it was a a fun show. it was like looking at the christmas tree. hey, it ain't here! there's no christmas tree here. >> jimmy: the christmas tree comes in like december. yeah. sorry, buddy. >> steve: of course. >> jimmy: hey, thank you so much for being here. >> steve: no problem, buddy. >> jimmy: can you please just go back to your seat? good to see you, buddy. what is your name again? >> gary. >> jimmy: gary stinson? >> steve: gary stinson, yeah. >> jimmy: how you doing buddy? >> steve: hey, pretty good. oh, my god, jimmy fallon? >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> my god! how ya doin'? i haven't seen you since elementary school. >> jimmy: i know, and your accent changed. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah, yeah, i moved to cartoon land. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, bras, for not being called "boobie traps." [ laughter and applause ]
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interesting. ♪ thank you, yearbook, for being a great reminder of all the ways in which i never got involved. [ laughter ] german club. gary stinson was in german club. >> steve: oh, it was a great club, man. >> jimmy: oh really? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, we had fun in high school. >> steve: we had so much fun. oh, my gosh. we'd do the doughnuts, eat doughnuts in the parking lot. we'd go to taco bell. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: taco bell wasn't open in high school. >> steve: well, yeah, i guess. what was that place called we used to go to? school, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, it was called school. >> steve: yeah, that last one was funny. >> jimmy: hey, good to see you again, gary. >> steve: yeah, good to see you. >> jimmy: take care, buddy. [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, thumb's up, for basically saying i like that thing so here's my smallest, chubbiest finger. [ applause ] ♪ thank you, salad spinners, for
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giving my food one last ride before the end. there you guys have it, right there. my thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show." gary, hey, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ when a rear hatch remembers your height. when systems can help sense your surroundings. and when cameras change your perspective. that's the more human side of engineering. experience what a lincoln can do for you at the lincoln spring collection event. your choice of the lincoln mkc or mkz for $289 a month, or get 0% apr for 60 months. start boldly with the [ apple that bites back.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. thank you so much. great show tonight. guys, there's a website called it's where people who have had a bad day can go online and tell everyone their story. they always end the same way, "fml." which is interesting. because i'm actually in a a country music duo and our band name is fml. so if you don't mind i thought we could sing a few real fml country songs right now with actual lines from the website. but first, please welcome my partner keith urban, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> thank you. >> jimmy: that's funny. >> how you doing, jimmy? >> jimmy: nice to see you. [ cheers and applause ] great to see you. ♪ >> jimmy? >> jimmy: how's your day going? >> not good. i'd like to tell you about it. ♪ ♪ today i heard water dripping from the back of my house ♪ ♪ i went to investigate ♪ only to find a man peeing on my garden gnome ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ fml >> jimmy: you think you got it bad, listen to this. [ light laughter ]
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♪ ♪ today we got our yearbooks for school i opened to my profile to see ♪ ♪ they misspelled my name which is james and instead they wrote lames ♪ ♪ fml [ cheers and applause ] >> sorry to hear that, lames. >> jimmy: james. >> check out this one. here we go. ♪ ♪ today my boss fired me via text message i don't have a text message plan ♪ ♪ so basically i paid 25 cents to get fired ♪ ♪ fml
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's some rough, rough stuff right there. [ laughter ] i almost -- almost as rough -- >> what county are you from? >> jimmy: i don't know. i'm from peacoat -- peacoat county. >> i ain't never of it. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a small county. >> very small. >> jimmy: a lot of rough stuff happens out there. >> tell me about it. ♪ ♪ today i noticed that my cat was making a loud wheezing noise ♪ ♪ so i rushed him to the vet and after $300 worth of tests ♪ ♪ he's fine oh so fine
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just really fat ♪ ♪ fml >> oh, yeah. that's a fat cat. >> jimmy: i feed him a lot. hey. >> is that a word in there? >> jimmy: i'm sorry, i had a a rough weekend, a lot of yelling. i went to -- i was at a a justin bieber concert last night. [ cheers ] hey, keith, you want to sing this last one together? >> yep. ♪ ♪ today my ex stole my car keys good news is she can't drive stick ♪ ♪ bad news is she set my car on fire ♪ ♪ fml
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to keith urban! stick around! we'll be right back with jane fonda, everybody! >> woo! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what are some of the things i look for in a t-shirt? right sleeve, left sleeve, neck hole. is this shirt alive man? oh, i'm tucking baby. no dancing, i don't dance. oh you like my shirt? that's a tight shirt! hello? hi. certain t-shirts have different emotions. thanks for coming today. i want each of you to grab a 2x8 and cut it. you'll have 2 saws to choose from.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy, golden globe, and academy award-winning actress. the second season of her netflix series, "grace and frankie", is available now. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome jane fonda! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: jane fonda, you look gorgeous. >> that was -- thank you, thank you, that was funny with you and keith. fml. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, we've had a few of those fml moments. yeah, getting there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you just had a hiking accident. how are you? >> well -- >> jimmy: good, clearly. i could tell. >> i'm fine, yeah, i was doing a hike -- it was a couple of hours. i was tired and i was just coming to the end.
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i looked up and there was this young hunk with no shirt on and i tripped on a root and i fell flat on my face. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry i had my shirt off. [ light laughter ] it was hot that day and i didn't know what to do. i just had to cool off, you know. and i brought one of the roots with me so i'm sorry you tripped over them. [ light laughter ] i want to hear this story about -- everyone knows this famous mug shot of you. i hate to bring it up. but i think it looks cool. but how did this come about? because this is like -- it's kind of -- >> i had just finished making "clue." i still had my "clue" hairdo. >> jimmy: so cool. >> i had made a speech in canada, was flying into cleveland. i, at the time i took a lot of vitamins. divided into b, l, d -- breakfast, lunch and dinner -- in little envelopes. and i was arrested as i came through into cleveland and put in jail. they told me it was nixon who ordered me to be arrested. and the headlines said i was smuggling drugs. >> jimmy: but they were vitamins? >> they were vitamins. but it took several months, you
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know, they had to test them all. >> jimmy: gosh. >> but it's a great mug shot, isn't it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know, you look -- you look so cool. [ cheers and applause ] i love to -- but i mean, this -- fun story about how this came about. >> well, yeah, i was in handcuffs, but i have double jointed hands, so i slipped out of the handcuffs. really surprised the guard. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: weirdly enough, i happen to have a set of handcuffs. >> oh, you do. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, this is a a tin -- look how small that is. you can't -- no, look at that. >> you know, just try to arrest me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't arrest jane fonda guys. >> no. >> jimmy: nice try. pal, congrats on -- [ light laughter ] congrats on "grace and frankie." and this is the second season. it's going to be available on netflix. the first one is a big hit and it's you and lily tomlin. you know who's a big fan? miley cyrus. she tweeted this out.
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>> that's right. >> jimmy: she's binge watching, you guys. found my show. >> as soon as she said that, we got a second season. >> jimmy: is that right? the magic of miley cyrus. she's awesome. for those of you who don't know what the show's about, do you want to set it up? >> well, it's two women in their late '70s who have been married for 40 years. their husbands are law partners. and in the very first episode of season one, they tell us that they're leaving us for each other and they want to get married. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you think they say they're retiring or something? >> that's what we think they're going to say. >> jimmy: much trickier. >> and so it's like -- and also, grace and frankie are oil and water, very different kinds of people. i'm kind of uptight and square and conservative and she's a a hippie. >> jimmy: yeah, it's great. >> we have a good time. >> jimmy: you guys -- you guys have good chemistry together. i want to show a clip here. this is jane fonda with lily tomlin in "grace and frankie." take a look at this. >> lunch in half an hour. >> you can go. she's all done. >> i have to come back in a a week to retake it. >> what?
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that shouldn't be. >> uh-uh. hi. >> hi. i'd like to introduce you to my friend, president andrew jackson. >> ma'am, you know, you can go to prison for trying to bribe me. >> and he's dead now. the president is dead if you're happy. >> you know, this is not over between us. >> please remember to have all of your paperwork ready. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how funny is lily tomlin? you guys are great. i'm so happy it got picked up for the second season. >> we're filming our third season already. >> jimmy: you're doing season three. but this season you guys are more becoming friends. >> becoming friends -- well, we have a lot of fights but yes, we're becoming friends. she gets me involved with a a former lover of mine played by sam elliott. that was fun. >> jimmy: hey, why not, yeah, absolutely. well, i think we're kind of -- we're becoming friends as well.
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i thought it would be kind of fun, is if i challenge you to a a game of giant beer pong. would you be up for it? [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, you bet. >> jimmy: yeah? jane fonda and i are playing giant beer pong! when we get back, everybody. it's going to be fun. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ whenever i'm around you ♪ i go home a little bit
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. i'm here with the lovely jane fonda. and we're about to go head to head in a game of "giant beer pong." which is exactly what it sounds like. >> okay. >> jimmy: we're throwing these giant ping pong balls into those giant red cups. if you make a shot, your opponent chugs a beer. the first one to make two shots wins. yeah, get ready, yeah. you're my guest, please, please go first. >> all right. >> jimmy: you can bounce it, throw it up, whatever you want to do. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ]
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all right, now you have to do a a shot of beer. >> who me? >> jimmy: yeah. jane fonda. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ there ya go. now we got a game. now we got a game. here we go. ♪ [ audience ohs ] get ready. >> boo! >> jimmy: boo? [ audience ohs ] >> so i have to drink more. >> jimmy: i want it, i want one. >> am i supposed to drink now? >> jimmy: no, no, you don't drink. [ laughter ] only if i sink it. yeah, yeah. >> okay. >> jimmy: anxious, you go, you go. your turn. >> oh, it is? >> jimmy: yeah, please. >> i just hit my hands. >> jimmy: oh my -- >> okay, here we go. [ audience oohs ]
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>> jimmy: bouncing technique. [ audience ohs ] that's not fair, it hit my other ping pong ball! and i got people wet, i apologize. [ light laughter ] >> my turn? >> jimmy: it's only beer. >> yeah, okay. no. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: it looks so easy. >> it does! >> jimmy: they're giant, they're giant cups. they're garbage cans. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ chanting ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ why do we have real beer? why do we have real beer? we can just have water. ♪ get ready. get ready! you're going down, fonda! yeah. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: this mean i go again? that's fantastic. you know how hard that is to do? >> it is, it looks so easy.
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[ audience oohs ] [ light laughter ] oh, you're gonna -- i was sure you had it there. >> jimmy: i know, i felt it. [ audience ohs ] >> it's hard! [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: nope. come on. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the champ! the champion right there! that's jane fonda. oh, you're a good sport. ♪ jane fonda, everybody.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're joined right now by a tony award nominated performer who will be opening a a revival of the musical, "falsettos," on broadway this september at the walter kerr theater. he's so talented. please welcome back a very funny, hard-working man. here is andrew rannells!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for coming back to see us. >> jane fonda. >> jimmy: how cool? jane fonda. >> jane fonda. i mean, jesus. >> jimmy: and beer pong. [ laughter ] >> and beer pong. when i was a kid, my sister, natalie, and i used to play, office. i would be judy bernly, and she would be violet newstead, like we were in "9 to 5." [ laughter ] i'm gay, did i say that? [ laughter ] i did say that part? >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no. >> i used to play "9 to 5." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: every boy played that game. >> every boy, right? >> jimmy: every boy played "9" -- >> "clue." i loved playing "clue." [ laughter ] thanks for having me back. >> jimmy: you look great. you look sharp. >> thanks. >> jimmy: you know, i wanted to say you looked sharp at the met gala. >> at the met gala. >> jimmy: the met gala. you had a big -- you had a beautiful tuxedo.
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>> for those who don't know, it's a convention of very hungry actors, and actresses and you sort of shuffle around in really, like, fancy clothes in the metropolitan museum of art with a promise of food and drink. and then, it's, like, there's very little. there's nothing really to eat or drink. [ laughter ] so everybody just sort of walks around angry, but, like, they look really nice. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it sounds fun. >> it's, like, every celebrity you could ever possibly imagine, and me. >> jimmy: no, you looked fantastic. >> it was nice. i mean, there was a lot of nice people that i had already met, which was great. >> jimmy: and the dresses, like, amazing. >> oh, thanks, yeah. everybody looked incredible. and then, there was a couple, like, wild cards in there that you never expect to see in person. >> jimmy: no. >> like madonna. >> jimmy: that's the coolest. >> and i was so -- with a a friend of mine who knew her, and we were standing there, talking to some other people. he was like, "hey, andrew, do you want to meet madonna?" and i turned around, and i was like -- [ gasps ] [ laughter ] i just like -- you never expect to, like, see her in person. >> jimmy: like, the real -- >> she's, like, that tall. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she's very small.
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>> she's a very small person. >> jimmy: very small person. >> like, she really -- she just seems like a force, like, i feel like she took part of my soul when i looked at her. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she was like that, yeah. i was like, "oh, my god, oh, my god." >> jimmy: "you're the real madonna." >> i couldn't even speak to her. i was just like, "hey." like, it was so not -- [ laughter ] i disappointed people. i should have been cooler. >> jimmy: no. >> like, "please, please, please." like, "i love 'like a prayer.'" i couldn't even say anything. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: every boy grew up listening to that growing up. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. >> no, not me, i was playing "9 to 5." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right. that's what you were doing. [ laughter ] >> i was too busy. >> jimmy: i saw you announcing the nominees for the tony's. >> yeah. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you said, "hamilton" 16 times. it was a record. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and you were actually in "hamilton." >> i did. i got to do a real quick stint this fall. >> jimmy: sorry i missed that. >> five weeks. it was so fast. >> jimmy: king george? >> king george, filled in for that. for those of you who haven't seen it, it's the part where you have one song. i think it's nine minutes of stage time total. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and you come out, and you do this thing, and you're all alone on stage. and -- >> jimmy: it killed. it's so fun. >> it's really great.
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it's a great part, but i was, you know, nervous, obviously, to sort of be dropped into the show. it's a huge hit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i did fine the first, like, four shows. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> it was totally fine. and then, the fifth show, i walked out there, and i was like, you say like, nothing, not a single -- like, couldn't remember the next line, nothing. and i used to make fun of josh gad so hard when we were doing "the book of mormon" because he would forget stuff, and i would be like, "hahaha, loser." [ laughter ] and i -- like, it had all came back to me because i was -- >> jimmy: wait, what happened. >> i made a bold and maybe incorrect choice that i kept moving my lips so i was like, "maybe they'll think my microphone went out." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that is genius. >> no, not genius. >> jimmy: genius. >> not genius. >> jimmy: not genius? >> no, no. i looked like a crazy person. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what were you doing? >> i was just like -- [ laughter ] like i was on "toddlers and tiaras." i was just like -- [ laughter ] and then, finally, alex lacamoire, the conductor, like, yelled up a lyric, and i
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was like, "thank god." so, i was back. it was the longest, like, eight seconds of my life. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> so i just, like, lost about ten years. >> jimmy: yeah. >> between that and madonna stealing my soul, it was like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. >> about my time. >> jimmy: you're fantastic on "girls." >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: i always just say that. [ cheers and applause ] especially this season. >> thank you. >> jimmy: good, well done. and now, you're gearing up for a revival of "falsettos." >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: this is gonna be exciting. >> not until the fall, but i'm super excited about it. we start rehearsals in august. we start previews in september, but it's a show that hasn't ever been revived. it was on broadway in 1992, and that won the tony. and i was a huge fan of it as a a kid, and just, i'm been super excited to get to do it. >> jimmy: you have to come back, then, in the fall when you're doing it, or we'll come to you. >> i just, like, circle the block. i'd rather just wait for you to call me. >> jimmy: we love you. [ laughter ] we love having him on. andrew rannells, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we love you, and you look great in this suit. "falsettos" will open in broadway in september.
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keith urban performs after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pet moments are beautiful,
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our musical guest tonight is a four-time grammy award winner whose eighth album "ripcord" is out today. performing "wasted time," please welcome keith urban! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ the rain is coming down tonight i'm smiling looking at this photograph ♪ ♪ i hear that song and i'm flying right back to when we had it made ♪ ♪ every friday night when the sun went down we'd be running them streets like we owned the town ♪ ♪ and i just can't let it go no i just can't let it go
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i wonder if you ever think about it like i do ♪ ♪ seven kids on a two lane road had the guns on the radio ♪ ♪ after all this time it still feels feels so good ♪ ♪ when i think about those summer nights ♪ ♪ singing out the window on the back roads sweet child of mine ♪ ♪ sipping on the local's spark of light ain't it funny how the best days of my life ♪ ♪ was all that wasted time all that wasted time ♪ ♪ out of nowhere it slipped away and the rope by the river hangs silently ♪ ♪ and the town that we knew ain't nothing like it used to be ♪ ♪ ah i can't explain they took all the color
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from the picture frame ♪ ♪ and the days got sold to the grid and the game ♪ ♪ and i just can't let it go no i just can't let it go i wonder if you ever think about it like i do ♪ ♪ seven kids on a two lane road had the guns on the radio ♪ ♪ after all this time it still feels feels so good ♪ ♪ when i think about those summer nights ♪ ♪ singing out the window on the back roads sweet child of mine ♪ ♪ sipping on the local's spark of light ain't it funny how the best days of my life ♪ ♪ was all that wasted time all that wasted time swinging out on the line all that wasted time ♪
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♪ ♪ summer dresses drying out on the hood of the car only music that we had was out the left speaker ♪ ♪ we were living every second til the time ran out we had nothing but we had it all ♪ ♪ when i think about those summer nights sneaking out the window running back roads ♪ ♪ your hand in mine ♪ we were going nowhere we were so alive uh huh ain't it crazy how the best days of my life ♪ ♪ was all that wasted time all that wasted time ♪ ♪ we were swinging out on the line living all that wasted time ♪ ♪ hey you know oh all that wasted time ♪
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♪ don't you feel it coming on back now time oohh oohh oohh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! come on! come on! that's what i'm talking about! keith urban! [ cheers and applause ] the "ripcord" world tour kicks off next month. my thanks to jane fonda, andrew rannells, keith urban, once again. [ cheers and applause ] and "the roots" right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. i hope to see you next week. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- ricky gervais, from "unbreakable kimmy schmidt," actor tituss burgess, author, tony tulathimutte, featuring the 8g band with will calhoun. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. very good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news, everybody. bernie sanders said today, "that it's absurd for reporters to ask him when he's planning on dropping out of the presidential race." said one reporter, "it's a legitimate question!" [ laughter ]


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