tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC May 12, 2016 11:34pm-12:38am EDT
and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 470, atl. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you guys excited? this is going to be a good one tonight. hot crowd! hot new york city crowd! welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, you guys made it. this is the show. [ cheers and applause ] i'm your host, jimmy fallon. welcome, everybody. you guys, we have drake on the show tonight.
[ cheers and applause ] drake, that's right, a black, jewish, immigrant rapper from canada. [ laughter ] or as donald trump would say, "i'm speechless. i need to sit down, i'm getting lightheaded. i'm getting lightheaded. i'm seeing my spirit animal." [ laughter ] speaking of trump, in a recent interview, he said that he's hoping to make the republican national convention more fun by hiring some entertainment, which is confusing for a lot of people because they thought donald trump was the entertainment. [ cheers and applause ] they go, "no, no, no." in a "new york times" interview yesterday, donald trump compared his candidacy to both broadway shows and baseball. [ light laughter ] yeah, 'cause both start off really fun and end with half of the people saying, "wait, is this still going on? [ laughter and applause ] is it over? i've gotta get out of here, man."
i hate to break it to trump, but there is already a broadway show called "hairspray." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey-woah! hey-oh! hey! hey! hey! hey! ♪ "hairspray." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the big story is that today was the long-awaited meeting between donald trump and speaker of the house paul ryan. [ audience oohs ] or as trump put it, "this guy only has one house? sad. it's sad. [ laughter ] at least three houses." [ laughter ] trump met with house speaker paul ryan in an effort to unify the republican party. and after the meeting, paul ryan actually gave a press conference to talk about how it went, and well, it's kind of hard to tell how he felt about it. watch. >> let me say this, i think we had a very encouraging meeting. and again, i'm very encouraged. i heard a lot of good things from our presumptive nominee. i was very encouraged with what i heard from donald trump today. [ laughter ] this is our first meeting, i was very encouraged with this meeting. and i am very encouraged that we can put that together. i think we're off to an
encouraging start. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he sounds like someone rocking back and forth in a straitjacket. it's like, "of course. [ laughter and applause ] very encouraged. so encouraging. it's very encouraging. that's right! encouraging." some big tv news. it was announced that morley safer will retire from "60 minutes" later this month after 46 years with the show. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: wow. when asked what he plans to do now that he's retired, he said, "watch '60 minutes.'" [ laughter and applause ] i mean that's what you do. i'll get to enjoy it. >> steve: yeah, what are you going to do? >> jimmy: i get to see it. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: finally get to enjoy it. taylor swift said this week that she's had a lot of time off recently, and has gotten into watching the reality show "couples therapy." [ light laughter ] meanwhile, all her ex-boyfriends are like, "oh, now she's into couples therapy. i mean, i had an album written about me." [ applause ] if you like burger king, you might want to listen to this. burger king just unveiled a new item combining the elements of a whopper and a hot dog known as the "whopper dog." [ light laughter ]
you know, as in, "i've got to take a sick day, i just ate a a whopper dog." [ laughter and applause ] and finally, this is pretty scary. i saw that british researchers are warning that one-fifth of the world's plant species are at risk of extinction. even worse, kale is expected to survive. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show, you guys. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: that is right. that is composer, producer, great musician all around, emily wells sitting in with the roots right there. hi. [ cheers and applause ] nice to see you. >> hi. thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here. her new album, "promise" is available now. thank you so much for being here. you sound fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: guys, it's been a a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, jon snow himself, kit harington will be here. [ cheers and applause ] or maybe he won't. maybe he won't. >> steve: is he? we don't know. >> jimmy: we don't know. is he going to be here, or is he not? >> steve: we don't know. spoiler. >> jimmy: we don't. spoiler alert. we don't know. >> steve: we don't know. he might be here, he might not be. >> jimmy: you have to tune in to find out. i don't know, man. >> steve: we don't know. tune it in. >> jimmy: i'm just saying. >> steve: or even when you tune in, we don't even know. >> jimmy: it's too much. you just said too much. >> steve: i don't even know. >> jimmy: don't ruin it for me, dude. the show doesn't air until tomorrow. >> steve: i don't even know. i don't know what i'm doing. >> jimmy: plus, we got our pal, rose byrne will be here and music from blake shelton. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: that's tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] and then kit, rose, blake and i are all going to play a game of charades. i'd love to see blake shelton play charades. >> steve: hey, man.
>> jimmy: but first we have a a great show tonight. everybody is just awesome and fun. i just love our show tonight. this guy is the biggest star in music right now. >> steve: he's the best. >> jimmy: and he's back as host and musical guest on "saturday night live" this weekend. drake is here, you guys. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] little tiny drake. little tiny drake. >> jimmy: he's miniaturized himself. >> steve: he's miniaturized. he made himself tiny. >> jimmy: he's a tiny -- >> steve: he can do anything. >> jimmy: he can do anything, yes. >> steve: so he made himself tiny. >> jimmy: he's going to come out he might even be out here now. >> steve: yeah, we don't know. >> jimmy: i have no idea. [ laughter ] drake? >> steve: hey, what's up, jimmy. >> jimmy: hey, drake. can you come out later in the show 'cause i wanna do a a couple -- >> steve: yeah, you got it. >> jimmy: all right, cool, man. >> steve: hey can you -- i used to call you on my cell phone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: i used to call you on my cell phone. >> jimmy: oh, no. yeah. no. you don't have to perform. you don't have to perform. >> steve: oh. see you later, dude. >> jimmy: see you soon. >> steve: rock on! [ laughter ] [ motorcycle sound ] >> jimmy: oh, he's got a little motorcycle. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: he's got a little tiny motorcycle.
>> jimmy: he's got a tiny motorcycle. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he just jumped the stairway. >> steve: oh my gosh. >> jimmy: he's amazing. also, joining us tonight, she is the host of the hugely popular show, "the kelly file," and next week she's hosting her very first primetime special. big deal. yeah. here to tell us about that, megyn kelly is here, you guys. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she's great. and we have one of our all-time favorites. i wish she came on every week. talk about the biggest names in music. she's a grammy award winner. she's just fantastic, i saw her rehearsal today. you're going to freak out, meghan trainor is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] "thank you." "thank you." meghan trainor. >> steve: that's a show. >> jimmy: that's big, big, big show tonight. guys, it is time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: you guys are on twitter, right? are you guys on twitter? [ cheers ] do you use it? it's fun.
well we use twitter on our show every single week. twitter's that app, if you don't know what twitter is. i can't really describe it to you. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it's too late. but anyway, if you watch our show and you want to play along with us, we do this thing every wednesday night where i'll flash a hashtag on the screen so you can see what we're talking about. and we ask you guy to tweet out things based on that topic. i know, don't do this. [ laughter ] >> steve: #don't. >> jimmy: #don'tdothat. so this topic is the creator of siri unveiled a new, smarter artificial intelligence assistant. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah. it's like, bigger than -- >> steve: smarter than siri? >> jimmy: smarter than siri, yes. is it viv? no, that's a different one. >> steve: i think it's -- >> jimmy: is it lexa? no. i can't even say that name now. all these things are going -- you talk to these things and they talk back to you and they tell you what's up. i have one right here. >> steve: what's up, jimmy? >> jimmy: how you doing, tourtney? >> steve: not good. [ laughter ] i got diarrhea. >> jimmy: no, this is the worst assistant i've ever head. tourtney --
>> steve: word's assistant coming up. >> jimmy: no, no, no. i don't want to hear word's assistant. tourtney, can you just do me a a favor? just, can i -- i've never had to fire a fake artificial assistant, but i'm sorry i'm going to have to let you go. >> steve: what do you mean you have to let me go? i don't enjoy that. i'm going to burn down your house. >> jimmy: no, no, tourtney. [ laughter ] >> steve: good-bye. bleep. hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: drake. [ laughter ] don't come out. >> steve: yeah, man. >> jimmy: no, no, don't come out until -- we got like, another five minutes and then you can come out. steve: okay, i'll see you later. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey is that a -- [ motorcycle sound ] [ laughter ] he hit the jump. [ applause ] yeah. anyways, i went on twitter and i started a hashtag called "i'm dumb," because that what you need assistants for this stuff, and i asked you guys to tweet out something dumb you did, something weird, embarrassing that you've done. and we got thousands of tweets. within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the united states. so thank you for those tweets. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, tourtney, everybody. now i thought i would share some of my favorite #imdumb from you guys. this first one's from @emiamelie. she says, "when i was a child in church, i thought people
said 'hey, man' instead of 'amen.'" [ laughter ] hey, man. hey, man. ♪ hey man hey man hey man hey man hey man ♪ >> jimmy: this one's from @evana. he says, "i painted the basement stairs going down. while it dried i was trapped there for three and a half hours." [ laughter ] >> steve: if only i could jump. >> jimmy: like, i could parallel bar to the top of the stairs, i could make it. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: that's a bummer. this one's from @blaire47. she says, "i tried to use my fingers to zoom in on my yearbook picture." [ laughter ] that's paper. that's paper. >> steve: oh, it's a piece of paper. yeah. >> jimmy: okay. >> steve: that's not a mac book. it's just a book. >> jimmy: that's not. that's actually not glass, that's paper. okay, cool. >> steve: i'm getting horrible
reception with the yearbook. three bars out here. >> jimmy: this one's from @londyn, london, probably. @londynmitchell. could be londyn, could be london. l-o-n-d-y-n. steve: londyn? >> jimmy: that's what i said, right? >> steve: yeah, why not? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, she says. sorry about that. >> steve: oh, then it's londyn. >> jimmy: londyn. >> steve: of course it's londyn. >> jimmy: of course, londyn. you were thinking of donlyn. >> steve: yeah, i was thinking donlyn. >> jimmy: yeah. no, this is londyn. >> steve: londyn. what's londyn say? >> jimmy: londyn. >> steve: londyn. >> jimmy: she says, "i went through the dunkin' donuts drive thru and started talking to the garbage can instead of the speaker." >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i've done that. >> steve: i've done that. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i've done that. how you doing? i'll take two empty doughnut boxes and a couple of napkins. [ muffled speaker ] [ laughter ] a couple what and some napkins? [ muffled speaker ] >> jimmy: do i want to eat it with opie? [ muffled speaker ]
>> jimmy: andy griffith? [ laughter ] are you talking about "the andy griffith show?" [ muffled speaker ] i think your speaker is cutting out. >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: you heard me say that? i heard you say what's that? >> steve: i didn't hear you say anything. >> jimmy: hold on a second. my personal -- my robot assistant is in the car with me. not talking to you. >> steve: are you sure he's not talking to me? >> jimmy: no, i'm ordering dunkin'. >> steve: hey, man, what's going down? >> jimmy: drake, get out of the car and go get ready for "the tonight show," please! [ applause ] do you not understand my voice? [ laughter ] >> steve: it's a miniature drake. [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: neither one of them understand me. [ laughter ] [ indiscernible ] i mean, drake's in the car riding shotgun. stop talking. he already has his motorcycle. [ light laughter ]
you know the song? this one's from @thefrattypastor. [ laughter ] >> steve: fratty pastor. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: fratty pastor. >> steve: a pastor at a frat? >> jimmy: is that a jerry lewis movie? the fratty pastor? >> steve: i think it was. the nutty fratty pastor. >> jimmy: eddie murphy movie, yeah. the fratty pastor. he says, "my cousin once told me that when you aren't looking, the statue of liberty would switch hands. [ laughter ] well that's not -- >> steve: yeah. hey! ho! >> jimmy: this one's from @updownside. he says, "when i was a kid, i thought olivia newton-john was three people. olivia, newt, and john." [ laughter and applause ] like a ventriloquist. like a ventriloquist. >> steve: olivia, newt, and john. >> jimmy: what do you think of the crowd tonight, newt? >> steve: i don't like them very much. >> jimmy: yeah, well that's not right. they pay you good money -- >> steve: well, that lady's fat. i don't like her. >> jimmy: come on, now.
don't say that, newt. she's a very nice person. would you like to sing a song? ♪ hopelessly devoted [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: drake, you're not here yet. >> steve: hey, man! what's up? >> jimmy: no, don't start singing olivia newton-john. ♪ >> steve: can i do another one? >> jimmy: oh, he has a jet ski. he has a tiny jet ski. woah! that's cool, man. he's in my water glass. >> steve: oh, my god. [ bubbling ] thanks man! whoo! >> jimmy: this one's from @rookpaige. she says, "i said thank you to an atm once." [ laughter ] well that's -- tiny robots control the world, man. >> steve: pretty soon they're going to rule us all.
>> jimmy: this one's from @twitchhomie. >> steve: twitch, homie. >> jimmy: he says, "i was in line at the store with a gallon of milk in each hand, my sagging pants fell to my ankles, there was nothing i could do." [ laughter ] what aisle are belts on? >> steve: i think he wanted that back. >> jimmy: this one's from @yafet01. he says, "i once waited in line at macy's behind a mannequin for 15 minutes, thinking it was a person." man, you gonna buy something or what? [ applause ] you have no idea what my life is like. i waited behind a mannequin. the mannequin didn't even buy nothing. [ laughter ] this last one is from @michelle282828. she says, "i once drove my car to work, paid for parking, then forgot and took the bus at the end of the day. thought my car was stolen when i got home." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: who took my car? >> steve: where's my car! >> jimmy: tourtney, call the cops! there you have it, those are "tonight show hashtags." to check out more of our
♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by a grammy award-winning artist who is dominating the charts with the number one album "views." the number one single "one dance" and 20 titles in the billboard hot 100. which is the most songs ever to chart in one week. this weekend he's also back on "saturday night live" as host and musical guest. please welcome back to our show the 6 god himself. here is drake! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
♪ >> jimmy: that's what i'm talkin' about. come on. welcome to the show. >> thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: we love you. they love you. standing ovation coming out. that's love. that's new york love. >> that's love. >> jimmy: congrats on the album right here. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: there you are. there you are up there. that's you. that's you sitting like that. that's right that's you like that. yeah. >> that's what i was going for. >> jimmy: that's what you were going for. exactly. this is the tallest -- definitely the tallest building, in toronto, right? >> definitely the tallest building in toronto. it once was the tallest building in the world, but i think like it's -- >> jimmy: it's trump tower now. [ laughter ] take that. >> it's the objective in dubai to like outdo everything so i think they built like a a building that's, like, 900 levels tall. >> jimmy: this is where you -- this is where you -- the sixth god. the sixth. the six. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's a canada thing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's a toronto thing.
>> yeah, it derived from -- our area code's 416. so i just went -- we were debating on the four but then i just went tail end and i went six. >> jimmy: yeah. the six, yeah. >> and actually at one point like it was considered that toronto was broken up into six areas. >> jimmy: it's all clicking. [ laughter ] >> you know what i mean? >> jimmy: and girls think your sixy. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: this is all over the internet because everyone is taking mini drakes and putting them all over memes. i know that you sent -- you sent out one. a couple, which i thought was good. this is baby drake on rihanna right there. [ laughter ] and then -- yeah. then we have -- we did something fun i thought was kind of cool. we have a bunch of -- we have a a bunch of mini drakes here. >> yes. [ laughter ] this is so good. >> jimmy: yeah, they can hang out every where.
you can put them, you can put them on, yeah. drake on drake! >> woo! >> jimmy: this is so meta. [ cheers ] that is so meta right now. >> there's so many walls breaking. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, so good. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i have another one of him too, yeah. i'm gonna -- maybe a building back here. >> oh, we gotta put this -- definitely on the mug for sure. >> jimmy: yeah. you gotta put it on the mug. baby drakes all over the place. it'll be fun, yeah. let's get on the mug. i don't know if you're sponsored by apple but it doesn't matter. oh, that's fantastic. there you go, right there. this is fun. congrats, i mean, number one. you've got that. you have a number one album, you have 20 songs in the billboard hot 100 -- top 100. that's unbelievable. >> it's been a slow week. [ light laughter ] it's been a slow week. >> jimmy: congratulations on that. >> thank you so much. it's an honor, yeah. thank you for everyone that supported and we're all very grateful. >> jimmy: no! [ cheers and applause ] you're a hard working guy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and it pays off. >> thank you. >> jimmy: did you the hard working, the musician stuff, did you get this from mom and dad or a combo? >> my mother, i think i get the words from my mother. she was an english teacher, she
taught like kindergarten through grade five and just one of the most intelligent people i've ever met. scrabble champion. >> jimmy: is she really? >> she's a top-shelf lady. top-shelf kind of gal, man. >> jimmy: she knows all of the two-letter -- two-letter words. >> triple word score queen. >> jimmy: you know za is a a word? >> i know now. >> jimmy: z-a. z-a is a word. >> you guys gotta get a game in. >> jimmy: i know, it doesn't seem fair, but it is. i mean, you could win with that. za it's short for pizza. >> za. >> jimmy: you can win. plural. zas, we're having zas! >> but yeah, i get the words from her and then i get a lot from my father, you know? >> jimmy: i have a picture of your father. this is -- this is a real picture of your dad. >> that's a real picture of my dad. >> jimmy: did you take this picture? >> i didn't. actually, that is my dad. >> jimmy: that is your dad. >> and that's like sort of a a normal tuesday -- tuesday afternoon. [ light laughter ]
no, my dad's actually in -- my dad's in shanghai right now, and he facetimed me yesterday and he was, like, drake, man, i want to tell you, man, i got an rv for sale, man. i was, like, what does that have to do with -- what am i -- and i was like -- he's like, i'm in shanghai. me and my friend got this rv for sale. do you have any sort of idea of what's going on back home? do you know that i, like, i dropped this album? and he goes -- >> jimmy: i'm doing well, dad. >> he goes, yeah, man, man i love it, man. i love it and i was, like, what's your favorite song and he's, like, drake, man. i'm gonna be honest with you, man. my service is not too good out here, man [ laughter ] i'm gonna get around to it. >> jimmy: drake, man. >> so yeah, that's my dad. >> jimmy: i love your dad. well, good. shout out to your dad. hopefully he's not watching. let's be honest we don't know where he is. he's in shanghai. you also launched your own -- your own whiskey.
>> i did. i did. it's called virginia black. >> jimmy: virginia black. i mean, look at this. >> i heard like a really -- it wasl like a sexy -- [ cheers ] is that sexy? [ cheering ] >> jimmy: it's sixy. >> it's sixy. >> jimmy: it is sixy, man. let's have a little taste. a little cheers for you here, because this is very exciting. spoiling me today. [ cheers and applause ] >> please. >> jimmy: yeah, this is the smooth stuff right here. ♪ cheers. >> cheers to you. >> jimmy: to all your success, buddy. >> yes, thank you so much. >> jimmy: no. that's enough. i have a whole show i have to do! i'm hosting a show, i'm sorry. but more with drake when we come right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're gonna play a a fun game! it'll be a fun game. ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm hanging out with the one and only drake. [ cheers and applause ] his new album "views." "views" is the name of the new album and it's available right now and actually at midnight tonight now it's officially streaming on every streaming service. so, spotify, everything. listen to it, download it, check it out, get it, it's fantastic. and he's hosting "saturday night live" this weekend. you were great last time. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: i can't wait, and you're a musical guest, too. >> you're like a huge snl inspiration to me, man. like, you're just -- you always -- [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, i always say like i want to be as good as, i wanna be like, even -- even if i'm half as good as jimmy that means i did a great job. that's my motto. [ cheers ] i'm also black-out drunk right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i know. i was going to say that, yeah. look, i know you are a toronto raptors fan. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they're doing very well right now. >> we're on our way.
>> jimmy: they're one game away from beating the heat to take to the eastern conference semifinals. [ cheers ] now, i thought i would challenge you to our own "tonight show" basketball game, it's called "faceketball." [ cheers ] here you go. >> all right. >> jimmy: you put this -- >> i put that on? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. it will look good. you could pull it off. >> really? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i've got one. >> you've got one, too. okay. >> jimmy: yeah. oh. gosh. sorry, mini drake. >> oh, i like this. yeah, mini drake. >> jimmy: yeah, mini drake -- >> he's fine. he's doing okay. >> i'm getting the raptors colors. >> jimmy: oh, perfect. oh, i gotcha, yeah. no, you have to do it. now here's the deal. first one to make three shots is the faceketball champion. drake, why don't you shoot first, buddy. ♪ [ cheers ] first shot? it's like we've done this before. [ cheering ] ♪ >> jimmy: no. that didn't go in. [ audience ohs ]
>> i need a do-over. a do-over. >> jimmy: come on, that was, that was pretty close. all right. ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did i do it? that counted? that counted? that counted as one. [ cheering ] >> nerve-racking, you know? ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was just so bad. it was embarrassing. ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: do you want to just dunk one? >> i literally -- >> jimmy: you know, i can even stand up here and --e ♪ ♪ [ laughter ]
wait, wait, i've got an idea. give me yours, give me yours. you're the champ on that one, but why don't you dunk one with mini drake, now? >> oh, yeah. i will take you up on that for sure. >> jimmy: we have mini drake on the ball there. [ drumroll ] whoa! ♪ >> jimmy: drake is back! as host and musical guest on "saturday night live." this weekend. do not miss it! we're talking to megyn kelly after the break! stick around, everybody! ♪ ♪ every day you read headlines about businesses being hacked and intellectual property being stolen. that is cyber-crime. and it affects each and every one of us. microsoft created the digital crimes unit to fight cyber-crime. we use the microsoft cloud to visualize information so we can track down the criminals.
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welcome megyn kelly! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: it's that new york spirit. they feel it. >> i like them already! >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. they feel you've got the vibe. they know you're from new york. >> i'm gonna hang out here. that's right, lifer. >> jimmy: you're a new yorker. >> i'm a new york stater. >> jimmy: new york stater. yeah, that counts. >> i've been a new yorker for about ten years. >> jimmy: yeah. were you born in syracuse? >> i spent the first nine years of my life in syracuse and the rest in albany. thank you very much. >> jimmy: albany, new york, yeah. >> you know. >> jimmy: i went to college in albany. >> i remember you from a couple of bars up there. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, that was me. >> good times. >> jimmy: see that's funny because i don't remember you. [ light laughter ] i've been at the bar a long time. gosh, i love albany. i miss it. i have to go back. >> i know. you know, i love going up there 'cause it keeps you humble. it just reminds you of all your values.
i feel like, upstate new york is more like midwestern values. >> jimmy: that's right. >> and my mom is still there, so that's always humbling. >> jimmy: she must be proud. >> my mom has a very funny approach to sort of, my, you know, status as a public figure now. which is -- she always, you know, how long are you going to keep your hair like that? >> jimmy: yeah. >> who told you you look good in gray? >> jimmy: thanks, mom, yeah. >> but then she loves it as it relates to her. so we'll go out to dinner and she'll be like, stand up so people can see who you are. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and you're like, mom, i'm coming home because i want a home cooked meal. >> no. >> jimmy: there's restaurants in new york city, yeah. >> i don't want to. and she'll say, like, all of my doctors saw you on the cover of "vanity fair." i'm like, well how did they see it? she's like, because i showed it to all of them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i walk around with the photo album of all the things that you've done. >> but she never mentioned it to me. she would never mention it to me, so it's good. it keeps your head in check. >> jimmy: i love it, i love it. it's the greatest. my mom criticizes all my shows, critiques. >> right, right. >> jimmy: she does criticize me, yeah. she scolds me on twitter. [ light laughter ] it has to stop.
>> you have to adapt to the deal that i now have with my mom which is, i'm now, you know, now i'm 45. so i said mom, i have a great new system. for every insult you give me, i get to give you one back. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> you can feel the wind up. >> jimmy: then it stops, yeah. >> i have something to tell you. yeah, yeah, so fine, i'm ready for it. i've got something to tell you, too. >> jimmy: you look great in gray. yeah, exactly. that's what i wanted to hear, mom. you did look fantastic, by the way, at the kentucky derby. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: i saw a photo of you there at the derby there with the hat. >> yes. >> jimmy: you have to have the hat. >> you gotta do it. >> jimmy: this hat has a name, right? >> the fascinator. >> jimmy: yes, the fascinator. >> i didn't even know that until kelly ripa told me. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? and then, but here's you before the kentucky derby, you were getting ready. and i like this look better. yeah, this is fantastic. but, did you have fun at the derby? >> and now my ruse to get myself back on "the tonight show" is complete. >> jimmy: no, we totally want -- please, you can come back whenever you want to. >> no, we had a great time. >> jimmy: i love the derby. >> it was very cool, it was beautiful. i did make one faux pas, however.
i bet on sudden breaking news for obvious reasons. >> jimmy: hello. >> and we went down to the paddock and there was a guy who seemed to know what he was doing, who said, hey, you know, what do you think about today? i said, sudden breaking news. he said, you feeling anything about nyquist? i'm like, nah! >> jimmy: yeah. >> he was like, oh, too bad, 'casue it's my horse. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry, i meant to say that's my favorite. >> but, he had the last laugh. he won, he won. >> jimmy: he won, absolutely. it was exciting. i want to talk about this thing because there is a big special coming up, primetime special and you're interviewing a bunch of people, but one of the -- and who are you interviewing for this special? >> so, donald trump. you may be familiar. >> jimmy: i was going to end with donald trump. [ cheers ] because, you guys didn't really get along? you guys have talked before? >> so we didn't -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm just kidding. >> mostly through twitter. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. mostly one-sided, yeah. >> we did not talk for a long time and then i reached out to him in april, and asked him if he would meet with me. >> jimmy: you reached out after
the debates, you guys didn't really talk? >> well, i mean, there had been, there was a lull in the tweets. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and, you know, i had wanted to go speak with him. i just -- i wanted him to stop, and i knew if i could get face to face with him he would stop. you know, i think, i don't know what his motivations were for the whole dust up, but -- >> jimmy: but you went to see him. you went to trump tower? >> yeah, i contacted him and asked if he would see me, at first he said no. and then i asked again and he said yes. >> jimmy: really? >> i went down there one morning and walked into trump tower and got past a bunch of eyeballs that were as big as saucers. >> jimmy: they're like, what is she doing here? >> honestly the door man is like -- >> jimmy: were you by yourself? >> oh, oh! >> jimmy: yeah. >> hello! >> jimmy: i'll let him know you're on your way. >> hello. how are you? >> jimmy: mr. trump, she is here. [ light laughter ] the one who must not be named. >> but i didn't know how it'd go. >> jimmy: did you go with an entourage? did you go with a crew? >> no. i went by myself. >> jimmy: really? >> i wanted to do it by myself. i knew if i could get face to face with him just the two of us, and i asked him if he would be alone, and he agreed, that i could speak to him, you know.
we didn't address anything that had happened. you know, i didn't ask him about any of the tweets or any of the things because i was looking to move past that. you know, i didn't want to go to the acrimonious place. so we had a normal conversation like candidate and reporter, and then we did. then we sat down together for an interview and in that interview we do talk about what happened and that will air on tuesday night. >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh wait, i want to tell you, so it's on the fox broadcast network which is not the same as fox news channel, you know that, right? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> "american idol" fox. >> jimmy: yeah, "empire" fox. >> yeah, "empire" fox, thank you. 8:00 p.m. tuesday. >> jimmy: 8:00 p.m. tuesday. but we have a little sneak peek for you guys tonight, which you made especially for us so thank you for making this clip. [ applause ] this is megyn kelly interviewing donald trump in the primetime special "megyn kelly presents." take a look at this. >> you said you didn't feel that the moderators had been nice. but, do you think it's the journalist's role to be nice to presidential candidates at a a debate? >> fair, i don't care if they're nice. >> but you used the word nice. >> well, okay.
no, i don't think so. i mean, i might have said they weren't nice, but that doesn't mean they have to be nice. i've known many -- >> you know, it's not a a cocktail party. >> no, no. i'll tell you what, in a a certain way, what you did might have been a favor. because i felt so good about having gotten through. i said, if i can get through this debate, with those questions, you can get through anything. my thanks to megyn kelly. "megyn kelly presents" airs tuesday at 8:00 p.m. on fox. meghan trainor performs after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ you totaled your brand new car. nobody's hurt, but there will still be pain. it comes when your insurance company says they'll only pay three quarters of what it takes to replace it. what are you supposed to do? drive three quarters of a car? now if you had liberty mutual new car replacement, you'd get your whole car back. i guess they don't want you driving around on three wheels.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! oh! safe! safe. oh, my gosh! this is one of those things. this close. you almost made it. [ cheers and applause ] every dance move. every dance move. >> i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: it's perfect. it's perfect. almost. almost. every single dance move. grabbing the mic is the toughest. >> jimmy: standing ovation for meghan trainor, everybody!
xfinity x1. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to drake, megyn kelly, meghan trainor, right there. [ cheers and applause ] emily wells. hello, emily. thank you again. and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen! stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. buh-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- rachel maddow, from "pop star: never stop never stopping", producer judd apatow, comedian joe pera, featuring the 8g band with eric kretz. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. fantastic. in that case, let's get to the news. donald trump, yesterday, began walking back his proposed ban on muslim immigration and called the plan a suggestion rather than a firm policy idea. in much the same way he doesn't have hair so much as the suggestion of hair. [ laughter ]