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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- tyler perry, dave franco, comedian harland williams,
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 478, macon. whoo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! that's what i'm talking about. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everyone, to the "tonight show." thank you so much for being here. you made it. thank you for showing up. i appreciate that.
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>> i love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you too, sir. thank you so much again. it's going to be fun tonight. get ready. let's get to some news, here's what people are talking about. this is pretty big. it's been reported that the head of security for the tsa has been officially removed from his position. [ audience ohs ] that's right. he was told to turn in his badge, his uniform, his shoes, his belt, his keys, bottles over four ounces, his laptop, and any coins found in his pocket or keys. [ applause ] let's check in on the presidential election here. bernie sanders is still hanging in there. yeah, actually -- [ cheers and applause ] actually, i notice that bernie has been wearing a lot of hats at his rallies the past couple days. when asked about it bernie said he just got tired of keeping his hair perfect 24/7. [ laughter and applause ] you know? he was just like, "i do not just wake up like this." speaking of his hair, bernie
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said yesterday that his critics call him santa claus because of his white hair. [ laughter ] and santa said, "yeah, even i don't promise people that much free stuff." [ cheers and applause ] little bit. i saw that today, donald trump held a big rally in new mexico. which is weird because he spent his whole campaign promising to ban "new mexicans." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: right? >> jimmy: meanwhile, trump criticized hillary clinton over the weekend claiming that her views are just words read off a a teleprompter. [ laughter ] hillary denied it saying, "i've had these speeches memorized since i was six. [ laughter and applause ] please, please if there is one thing you will hit me on. uh-uh. i have this ready to go." did you see helen hunt posted a a photo on twitter to show her starbuck's barista wrote "jody" on her cup because she thought she was jodie foster. [ laughter ]
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meanwhile, jodie foster is still at that same starbuck's going, "where the hell is my damn coffee? come on, hey! [ laughter and applause ] it's not that complicated." well, last night was the season premiere of the "bachelorette." [ cheers ] yeah. we love that show. one of the biggest moments from last night came when a bachelor named daniel tried to reference a viral internet video when he introduced himself. unfortunately it didn't go that well. it was actually super awkward, but if you missed it don't worry, because here to re-enact the entire scene with actual lines from the show is questlove and tariq from the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> tariq: thanks, jimmy. tonight i'll be playing daniel, a 31-year-old male model who loves the internet. [ light laughter ] >> questlove: and i'll be playing the bachelorette, jojo. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: that's great. whenever you guys are ready. ♪ >> tariq: damn, jojo. back at it again as the next bachelorette. [ laughter ] ♪ did you understand what i said to you? the joke. [ laughter ] ♪ >> questlove: what was the joke? >> tariq: i was like, "damn, jojo." have you seen that viral video? [ laughter ] ♪ >> questlove: no. someone said "damn jojo" in a a youtube video? >> tariq: no. [ laughter ] no. no. no. [ laughter ] haven't you seen that video, "damn, daniel, back at it again with the white vans?" >> questlove: no. [ laughter ] >> tariq: have you been following the internet for the past couple of months? >> questlove: no. [ laughter ]
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>> tariq: damn, jojo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. very dramatic scene. thank you, questlove and tariq, everyone! right there. [ cheers and applause ] that is good. please, no hey, they stopped. they stopped. they moved on. they moved on. that's it. no. [ applause ] they stopped clapping. they're not even clapping anymore. that's good. thank you, guys. good to see you. that was great. damn, jojo. >> steve: damn, jojo. >> jimmy: this is going viral today, you guys. on a california news station, called k.r.o.n., locally known as kron. has anyone seen this video yet? all right, so kron the name of the station. so an anchor and sportscaster got into, like, a bit of a a fight. [ light laughter ] because the anchor revealed that lebron james is going to be in "space jam 2" before the sportscaster had a chance to say it in his report. [ laughter ] it lead to some tension. take a look at this.
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>> we should tell you, lebron james is gonna star in "space jam." >> well, yeah. we actually -- oh, are you mad because i already read that? >> how long we been friends? 23 years. >> i didn't know you were gonna do it. >> have you ever, and i'm going to say this with a smile, ever heard me say right before you came on, "there is an irrigation problem in gilroy?" >> you have to talk to -- >> never. >> you gotta talk to -- >> you ever heard me say, "oh, it's warm weather today?" never. i stay in my lane. and it's hard for me to get mad. catherine has stayed at my mother's home. she's written my mother notes. and stolen my material. darn it, hard to be mad at catherine though. she's a good friend of my mom's. and there's gonna come a time when i have to choose between the love of your mother and your mother's friends, and the honor and dignity of kron. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: honor and dignity of kron. >> steve: honor and dignity of kron. oh. a lot going on. >> jimmy: well, looks like they're in for an awkward ride home to that guy's mom's house. [ laughter ] it's gonna be like -- although,
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kron sounds less like the network, more like some sort of weird news god. like, "i will fight for the honor of kron!" [ cheers and applause ] guys, we have a fun show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's fantastic. guys, what a hot crowd tonight, huh? >> steve: fantastic! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. we have a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, our pal, my man, adam sandler will be here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's gonna be fun. plus, in honor of both fleet week and memorial day our audience will be comprised of, entirely of, servicemen and women. so i can't wait for that. [ cheers and applause ] special show. >> steve: great show. >> jimmy: and we've got some fun stuff planned. then later this week, penelope cruz will be here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: maya rudolph and martin short will all be joining us! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but first we have a a fun show tonight. he's one of the most successful and talented guys around, from the new movie "teenage mutant ninja turtles: out of the shadows," tyler perry is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: he's one of the hardest working guys i have ever met. >> steve: hardest working man. >> jimmy: and the nicest guy too. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i love that guy. plus, he stars in the upcoming sequel, "now you see me 2." this is good. yeah, he's gonna show us maybe a trick or so. dave franco is dropping by. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's a great actor. funny. but he's also -- i wonder if he learned some tricks, right? and then we have, stand-up from a comedian, one of my favorite comedians out there, gosh, we just love him, harland williams is here tonight! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] hilarious. >> jimmy: he's unbelievable. i used to open up for him all the time. and when i was doing stand-up in l.a. and stuff like that. i've never -- he is just such a
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a fun, interesting guy. i mean, you know him from the "dumb and dumber" where he's the cop. he's like, "what are you drinking, grandpa's" -- whatever. he's the cop. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: but then, he's went on to do, thousands of other things. but man, we were at some gig, well, he'll tell the story. well, no he won't. but anyways. [ laughter ] but we were at some gig. and it was valentine's day. this jokes not going to go over well, but it was funny at the time. i opened up for him. and it was good, we had a good time. then i introduced him. and he came on. and it's valentine's day. and everyone's got roses in like a vase, and the champagne and everyone's excited to see him. and he comes out. and he goes, "hey guys before we start i just want to let you know my girlfriend was hit by a a bus." [ laughter ] it's not true at all. and i don't know why he did it. but i'll never forget it. and he had to dig himself out of the hole. and he did. and he got like a standing ovation by the end of the night. loved him. harland williams is here, you guys, i love him. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: unbelievable. unbelievably funny guy. guys time to take a look at the stories making headlines today. and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for pros & cons. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of "throwing a memorial day barbecue." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: big holiday weekend coming up. lots of people are going to go outside, partying and grilling. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of throwing a a memorial day barbecue. here we go. pro, it's a three day weekend. [ cheers ] con, and a four day hangover. >> steve: that's true. >> jimmy: there you go. [ laughter and applause ] drink responsibly. >> steve: watch out. don't get kronned. >> jimmy: pro, your entire family and all of your neighbors are coming over. con, asking donald trump to build a wall around your backyard. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what're you gonna do? >> jimmy: you gotta do what you gotta do. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: pro, you can finally wear white. con, to a party where there is 100% chance someone will spill baked beans on you. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that's true.
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>> jimmy: all part of the tradition. >> steve: something to remember the day by. that's from last year. >> jimmy: yeah. pro, you made sure to have plenty of vegetarian options. con, like buns and napkins. [ laughter and applause ] pro, 38 million people are expected to travel this weekend. con, and they're all standing in front of you on the tsa security line. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: safety. >> jimmy: that's not good. that's not good. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: pro, every year there's that one neighbor that sticks around way too long even though it's obvious they should leave. [ light laughter ] con, this year it's bernie sanders. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] "fire up the grill, i'll be here until november." >> steve: "i'm gonna throw this grill." >> jimmy: pro, for memorial day you posted tribute to the troops. con, for meme-orial day you posted, "ermahgerd. hert dergs and kern on the kerb." [ laughter and applause ] ermahgerd.
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hert dergs and kern on the kerb. >> steve: corn on the curb? >> jimmy: kern on the kerb. >> steve: you're eating a curb? >> jimmy: yeah. pro, opening the pool for the first time all year. con, finding out what happened to the neighbor's cat? >> steve: ooh. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: oh well, that's -- >> steve: nine lives. nine lives. >> jimmy: unfortunate but -- >> steve: yeah. what are you gonna do? >> jimmy: pro, eating corn on the cob. con, eating it like michael buble. that is not how he eats corn. >> steve: no, don't do it. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's not how you eat corn. that's not -- that's not how you -- ♪ that's not how you eat corn. >> steve: kron. >> jimmy: that is not how you eat corn at all. >> steve: eat kron on the cob, yeah. don't ever eat it like that. >> jimmy: no, you can't. >> steve: why would you do that? >> jimmy: there's no way he did that. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he did it like a a goof. as a goof. >> steve: that's a goof. yeah. >> jimmy: he had to do it as a a joke or something. >> steve: you had to. 'cause nobody goes, "how am gonna eat this corn?" >> jimmy: there's no way you can -- >> steve: when it naturally come out this way. >> jimmy: well how you gonna get to the bottom of it? [ light laughter ] you'd be choking to get the bottom. finally, pro, throwing all of your plans out the window and just kind of winging it. con, or as brazil calls that "hosting the summer olympics."
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[ laughter and applause ] there you go! that's all we have for the pros and cons. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show" everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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gosh it made us laugh. but take a look at this. it's blake shelton trying sushi. >> jimmy: hey, guys, i'm here with blake shelton, the one and only. we're at nobu. and blake, i can't believe this is truem but you've never tried sushi before. >> i mean, not the raw, like the raw stuff, no. ♪ >> jimmy: don't eat this. this is a hot towel. it's not a sushi roll. you just clean your hands with this. see? >> ah. >> jimmy: did you clean your hands? ♪ have you ever had saki before. this is delicious. it's like a -- it's a wine. it's a rice wine. are you getting a headache? >> no, i just -- i don't know what -- rice wine. >> jimmy: yeah. >> not rye swine. >> jimmy: rice wine. >> what did you call it? >> jimmy: rice. have you ever had rice before? thank you. here's to best friends. tonight is kind of special. >> why are we doing this? >> jimmy: because i love you, that's all, and we're going to have fun.
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this is good. cheers. what does it taste like to you? >> easter egg coloring. >> jimmy: easter egg coloring. [ laughter ] >> to you too? >> jimmy: have you tried the fresh ginger? it's pickled ginger. >> i wouldn't know fresh ginger from old. >> jimmy: what do you think about this? >> kind of has the texture of pre-chewed gum. >> jimmy: can we get the next course, please? ♪ blake, don't -- don't -- no, don't be freaked out. look how colorful. look how beautiful. thank you very much. you should thank them when they -- >> thank you! >> jimmy: no, it's too late. >> thank you! >> jimmy: that's right, blake. >> and can we get some more rice wine? >> jimmy: which one do you want to go with, the tuna or the salmon? >> does it matter? >> jimmy: yeah, i think so. >> i don't know the difference. that right there looks like a a human tongue. ♪ the texture is --
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play-doh. but i will say this to you right now, man-to-man. i like that. i like that how that tasted. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: count one, count one. that's one. >> that's one. so what is this? >> jimmy: this is yellowtail. try it in the soy sauce and then just taste half of it. it's so good. >> i don't like that. >> jimmy: oh, come on. [ laughter ] >> i don't like that. ♪ hey, what could be more disgusting than raw fish? whatever this is. no, i don't want to toast to you and me. >> jimmy: no, i know. >> oh, man. [ laughter ] can we get some more of that rice wine? ♪ can you at least tell me what this is? >> jimmy: honestly, i'm not kidding. i just -- >> you don't know. >> jimmy: okay.
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>> just shut up. >> jimmy: it's a fish. look at it. a little fish head. you see this -- >> stop talking. >> jimmy: --little fish head. >> i'm not looking. i don't want to know. >> jimmy: look at him. >> it's already mine mouth. >> jimmy: what's the name of the new record, just so i can plug the record real quick? >> uh -- >> jimmy: free popcorn shrimp? >> free popcorn shrimp. >> jimmy: free popcorn shrimp. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's the name of it? it's called like "this bar ain't good enough?" >> yes. ♪ this bar ain't good enough this bar used to be real tough ♪ ♪ ♪ this bar used to be real rough now the bar ain't tough enough ♪ >> thank you. can we get some rice wine? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, man, what's real? you see jimmy around here, my friend? about 4'9", a weird look on his face? had a lot of rice wine? merry christmas, bitch. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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ready? boom. go for it. >> oh, my god it's whole -- no. ♪ >> jimmy: what is this? >> it's sea urchin. uni shots. >> i'm sorry? >> uni. sea urchin? >> jimmy: sea urchin? >> gonads of the sea urchin. >> jimmy: gonads? >> gonads. >> sea urchin. >> but you said gonads. hey, can we get some rice wine? >> jimmy: what are you gonna do? are you going to chew it or just swallow the whole thing down? >> i'm going to pretend like this isn't happening. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, what's the name of the new single? >> "came here to forget." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mission accomplished. i can't. i can't do it. i can't do it. [ cheers ] i did it. >> come on. you don't want to be that guy. >> jimmy: oh!
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that was delicious. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. blake, we got the last course for you. it has all different kinds of sushi. this last one is going to blow your mind. >> what? >> jimmy: you earned it, buddy. ♪ big mac. >> oh, my gosh! [ laughter ] now we're talking. >> jimmy: i love you, man. >> yeah! two more rice wines. i love it! can we get more rice wine? >> jimmy: blake shelton, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to everyone at nobu. it's the greatest. they're so good. and of course, blake shelton. stick around, we'll be right back with tyler perry, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is one of the nicest, one of the hardest working performers in the word. he's an actor, writer, director, producer, and best-selling author. starting june 3rd, you can see him in the new movie "teenage mutant ninja turtles: out of the shadows." everyone, please welcome the multitalented tyler perry! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey. >> i want some of that rice wine. >> jimmy: rice wine. >> rice wine. >> jimmy: gosh, it makes me laugh. do you like sushi? do you enjoy that? >> i like it as much as he does. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? you're not into that? >> temura -- the shrimp tempura. >> jimmy: yeah.
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>> why don't they cook sushi? i don't understand. >> jimmy: that's the whole idea, right? raw -- >> you eat it raw? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, man. i had to take cod liver oil as a kid, because i had asthma. that's what sushi tastes like to me. >> jimmy: cod? >> cod liver oil. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> it helps with asthma, but it tastes horrible. >> jimmy: no, no, no. you're having the wrong thing. i'm gonna have to -- >> i don't think i'm going with you. [ laughter ] and then i'm gonna have a lot of rice wine. >> jimmy: rice wine! >> rice wine! >> jimmy: we could start with rice wine first. should i be calling you dr. perry, now? [ english accent ] >> yes, dr. perry. i have an honorary doctorate from tuskeegee university. >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ congratulations! >> thank you. [ english accent ] i don't know what i am a doctor in, but i started talking like this soon as i received it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: as soon as you -- it's an honorary doctorate. that is very good, then. of course. a doctor. doctor of what? do you know? >> i don't know, but if you call and ask for a a prescription, i'm sure i can fill it for you. [ laughter ] i don't know, man. i don't know. >> jimmy: how exciting was that? >> that's pretty cool, pretty cool. >> jimmy: you got to talk to the kids, yeah? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and then you get an honorary degree as well? >> yeah, i get an honorary degree. i get to inspire them and lift them. >> jimmy: what was your big message to the kids? did you have one major line?
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>> i stole it from oprah when she started talking about intention. >> jimmy: she's a good person to steal from. >> she's got, like, a billion of them -- >> jimmy: exactly. >> no, i started talking about intention, and living your life, and getting out there, and doing your best, you know? life is not going to be easy, but no matter what happens, you get out there and do your best. and if it really gets bad, and find yourself in a bad situation, you just say, "damn, jojo," and you keep going, you know? [ cheers and applause ] "damn, jojo." >> jimmy: i don't get the reference, but -- >> you don't get the reference. >> damn, daniel! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you. when you first started, your name was on everything. that's why when -- >> still is. >> jimmy: it is. when you do shows and movies -- >> this show has changed. >> jimmy: "the tonight show" is now -- >> tyler perry's. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "tyler perry's the tonight show." what would that be like if you -- >> it wouldn't be starring jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] it would be "tyler perry's tonight show starring tyler perry" -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, exactly. >> and madea would be in the band with the roots, bringing the house down. [ laughter ] she would, man. she'd be over -- >> jimmy: she would be. yeah, yeah. >> absolutely.
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>> jimmy: madea's got a new movie coming out in halloween. >> "a madea halloween." >> jimmy: i know. >> thank you, chris rock. it's his fault that that happened. >> jimmy: why? >> he did this movie called "top five." and he did a spoof where all the people in the movie -- it was movie inside a movie, and the people that were watching his movie didn't show up. they were all at my movie. and it was called, "boo! a madea halloween." [ laughter ] so, when i saw it in the movie, i thought, "that's ridiculous. oh, i love it." you know his movie is really funny, "top five," right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> lionsgate called, "oh, we love that idea, tyler! can you make that happen?" [ light laughter ] i am going, "dude, it's a joke in chris's movie." but then i came up with a a concept. it is pretty damn funny. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: wait, can't believe this is real. >> totally true story. >> jimmy: what is the name of your movie? "boo! a madea halloween." >> jimmy: no! [ laughter ] >> i kid you not. >> jimmy: you actually got that as the title? >> i actually took the title. if you see, chris rock's "top five," it's called, "boo! a madea halloween." there's a poster in it. i took that title and made the movie. >> jimmy: this is fantastic. >> i'm waiting for his lawyers to call. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, he must love it. >> yeah, chris is cool with it. >> jimmy: oh, that is going to be fun. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to do something different, because i love having you on the show. you always do something fun, different, and i want to try
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something we've have never done on the show. >> uh-oh. >> jimmy: this one is called, "gimme one." all right? now, here's what it is. this one is you have three stories. okay. >> okay, three stories. >> jimmy: and i want the audience to know what the stories are, the top -- i don't know the stories. >> okay. >> jimmy: and then you have to give us one. >> okay, cool. >> jimmy: okay, but audience will decide to which one. so, you have a story about president obama. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: you have a story about award shows and you have a story about prince. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: okay, so now, i'm gonna ask the audience. would you look to hear the story about president obama? okay. [ cheers ] would you look to hear the story about award shows? [ scattered applause ] would you look to hear the story about prince? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wow. wow! okay. >> i was getting worried. first of all, i just thought they didn't want to hear any damn thing. [ laughter ] no, i was at -- i was at -- prince did a concert in a room about half this size at the roosevelt hotel. and he comes out on stage, and he doesn't like a light on him, so he's there in the dark. and he keeps pointing. and i'm sitting next to
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jessica simpson. and he's pointing. he says, "you, you, you," as he is singing the song, "play that funky music, white boy," right? the band is rocking out. they're getting at it. then, he calls patrick swayze. patrick swayze goes up. he's singing with him. it was a crazy night. and he keeps pointing at -- i'm like, "jessica he is pointing to you." he sends his background singer off the stage, and they grab me and bring me up on stage to sing, "play that funky music, white boy." [ laughter ] and i had just enough rice wine, and i killed it, man. it was great. it was a great night. it was a great night. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's all you need. [ cheers ] >> it was the rice wine. >> jimmy: thank you for that. i appreciate that. >> yup. >> jimmy: thank you for that story. i want to talk about "teenage mutant ninja turtles." this is -- you play a a baxter stockman. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a great name. >> yeah, a goofy, brilliant, wonderful scientist. >> jimmy: yeah. you always have a good name. what was the one in "gone girl." you had a good name. >> tanner bolt. >> jimmy: yeah, tanner bolt. >> they're all powerful. >> jimmy: they're great names. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so baxter stockman. >> yes. >> jimmy: now, you are a mad scientist, and you're basically helping out shredder -- >> yes. >> jimmy: to go up against the teenage mutant ninja turtles. >> yes.
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>> jimmy: no way to set it this up except it's what it is. >> it's what it is. >> jimmy: and it's going to be so much fun. there's more cgi in this one than the first one. >> yeah, but it's hysterical. >> jimmy: will arnett is funny. >> yeah, will's awesome. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's tyler perry in "teenage mutant ninja turtles: out of the shadows." take a look at this. >> sensei shredder -- >> this will help build an army. it needs to be synthesized, which is where you come in. [ laughs ] ♪ ♪ >> oh, this is going to be good! ha-ha! ♪ [ laughs ] >> oh. >> you're a rhinoceros. >> and you're a -- i don't know what you are. >> let me look. let me look. let me look. i'm a -- huh. i am a little piggy. >> i like it! >> me too.
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>> me too. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's fun. this is a big movie, really fun. tyler perry, "teenage mutant ninja turtles: out of the shadows" opens everywhere june 3rd. we will be right back with dave franco, everybody! come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (vo) making the most out of every mile. that's why i got a subaru impreza. love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. ♪ oh
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our next guest from his roles in the films, "21 jump street" and "neighbors." starting june 10th, you can see him starring alongside daniel radcliffe, and mark ruffalo in the new movie, "now you see me 2." give it up for dave franco, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for coming on the show. appreciate it. >> of course, man. thank you for having me. >> jimmy: i am a big fan. you are very, very good. >> that's so sweet of you. thank you. >> jimmy: please, i appreciate you being here. you're back in "now you see me
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2." >> that's right. >> jimmy: i love the first one. what a cast in this film. >> it's unbelievable. >> jimmy: morgan freeman. >> the list never ends. it's michael caine, mark ruffalo, jesse eisenberg -- >> jimmy: woody harrelson. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> i got to say thought, amongst the cast, one person that stood out as potentially the most giving actor of all time, and that's mark ruffalo. he -- >> jimmy: this is a crazy story. and you actually brought us a a bonus clip, but tell us the story first. >> yeah, so, we were doing what's probably the most intense scene in the movie where we pull ruffalo out of the river, and he's coughing, and he's spitting up water. and so, we do mark's coverage first, and he kills it per usual, and so -- >> jimmy: he's a great actor. >> he's the best. so then, we turn the camera around on the rest of us to get our reactions. >> jimmy: so he's not even on camera. >> exactly. so, we pull mark out of the river, and even though he's not on camera, he's still giving it 100% like the pro he is. and all of a sudden, he breaks character, and he starts yelling. so, we all freeze, we don't know what is going on, and we slowly realize that he's
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committed so hard to the moment that he's actually puked on himself. [ laughter ] and we -- >> jimmy: mark is coming on soon, right? and so we got to talk to him about this. >> yes, i think we have the clip of our reaction to said puke. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. mark is on the ground. they're all standing around mark ruffalo. watch this, guys. [ breathing heavily ] >> oh! >> ew! >> oh! [ laughter ] >> oh. >> oh. >> okay. anything we can do to help? >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] that's commitment right there. >> i don't know anyone else in the business who would puke off camera for you just so you could have something to react to. >> jimmy: no, he's the best. i love that guy. what are you guys up to in this one? this is -- you're going against a tech mogul --
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>> right, yes, so in the first one, the four horseman, the magicians were in control the whole time. we're always, like, one step ahead of the audience. in this one, everything shifts. so someone's now playing a a trick on us. we're trying to figure out who it is and trying to figure how to regain control. jimmy: let's take a look at the clip here. here's dave franco in "now you see me 2." check this out. >> all you need how to do is keep your eye on the queen. it's simple as the that. [ cheers ] are you guys ready? >> yeah! >> let's do it! turn around! ♪ >> switch! >> show me the lady! show me the lady! [ cheers ] yes! you know i am actually starting to feel kind of bad. it's just that i can actually feel that you guys are paying attention. it is just that -- you know, it is unfortunate that it is the wrong kind of attention. [ cheers and applause ] so, how did i do it? you know what? i hate to say it. you're gonna to have to wait to find out. i know. i'm sorry.
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i'm sorry. i love you all. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i mean, come on! [ cheers ] can you show me -- can show me a little bit of how you -- >> absolutely. >> jimmy: throw the cards? >> absolutely. yeah, let's do it. >> jimmy: here, i have two decks of cards here. >> all right, all right. >> jimmy: dave's gonna show us a little bit here. now? >> okay. >> jimmy: where do we stand? now this is -- >> let's see. let's see. let's start over here, yeah? >> jimmy: okay. >> all right, so are you righty? >> jimmy: i'm right handed. >> take your card in your left hand like this. >> jimmy: okay. >> these two fingers -- >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and pinch it around the far corner. >> jimmy: okay. >> like that. all right. you got it there. >> jimmy: yup. >> and here is the movement. it is, like, down and then -- down, and then snap your wrist. >> jimmy: okay, ready? >> yeah, yeah, you go first. not bad. not bad. >> jimmy: hey! [ cheers ] come on, that's not bad either. come on. oh, yeah, i can't -- this is why i don't get cast in the movie, right there, yeah. let's go at this. >> let's go at radcliffe. >> jimmy: yeah, this is -- daniel radcliffe the villain in this. >> yes. >> jimmy: we're not just
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throwing random cards at daniel radcliffe. >> exactly. >> jimmy: we love daniel radcliffe. >> i got to say something about radcliffe, though. it's funny. it's like, anytime anyone talks about radcliffe, they get weird. like, i can't tell you how many interviewers, like, grown adults have sat down in front of me, looked in my eyes and sincerely asked, "has daniel radcliffe taught you any magic?" [ laughter ] like, i want to say, like, "you realize he is not a real wizard?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like, "don't ruin this. don't ruin this." >> exactly. >> jimmy: it's like, he is not a real -- oh. >> all right, let's see. >> jimmy: whoa! look at that. can we see right here? you see that? [ cheers and applause ] this could be you. >> yeah, no. >> jimmy: so this is going to be -- this is gonna be hard right here. >> that's impossible. >> jimmy: i don't know if that's possible. yeah, no. >> i got it right it here. >> jimmy: you got -- i got the special card. >> go for it. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! perfect! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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david franco! "now you see me 2" is in theaters june 10th. we'll be right back with comedian harland williams! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by one of my favorite comedians. his podcast, "the harland highway" is available now on itunes. i'm so excited to have him here. give it up, for harland williams, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> woo! what a treat! what a treat, yeah! [ cheers and applause ] hey, hey, i'm glad to hear everybody laughing. you gotta laugh, right? we don't know how long we got. it could all end tomorrow. all right. i don't know if you saw this on the news, but apparently, north korea has a guided nuclear missile pointed at the united states right now. should we be intimidated by north korea?
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huh? should we be frightened of a a country that is being run by a full grown asian cabbage patch kid? [ laughter ] i mean, have you seen this guy's haircut? it looks like a turtleneck sweater sucking down a a pineapple. [ laughter and applause ] ma'am, right here, if you could look away, i am trying to do a a show. [ laughter ] look, we don't know how long we got. it could all end tomorrow. even mother nature's working against us. i don't know if you saw this, but apparently, the polar ice caps are melting. [ laughter ] they say that in 15 years from now, the oceans are going to rise three feet. do you know what this means, ladies and gentlemen? this means that in just over 14 1/2 years from now, i'm going to have to pull my picnic table back four feet.
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[ laughter and applause ] unacceptable. unacceptable. global warming's dangerous. i could throw my back out, gang. [ laughter ] sir, if you could look away, i don't like your eyes. [ laughter ] look, you gotta respect nature. look, i am a nature show guy. that's all i do. i watch nature shows. while you guys are at home rolling around in your ikea bunk beds covered with hazelnuts, i'm watching nature shows. i saw one of the most beautiful clips i ever did see in my whole life. [ laughter ] and i'd like to share it with you, okay? check it out. it was a bald eagle. america's bird. a bald eagle up in a pine tree. well, it wasn't completely bald. it was like a comb-over eagle. [ laughter ] comb-over eagle in a pine tree glides over the surface of a a lake.
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three feet over the surface of a lake. its great big golden talons come out, right? wham! right in the water. pulls up a giant salmon. [ laughter ] there's a silent "l" in salmon, ladies and gentlemen. [ laughter ] how do i know? i learned it in school. [ laughter ] comb-over eagle. giant salmon. one of the most beautiful things in my life. i thought, "i want that moment for me." so this is what i did. i went up to a national park. i rented myself a hang glider. [ laughter ] i stopped in at 7-eleven, i bought myself a bag of bugles. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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i put one of those little witch hats on every finger. i glided over the surface of the lake and wham! i didn't get a giant salmon, but lucky for me there was a a little swedish boy kayaking. [ laughter ] right in the eyes. right in the eyes. delicious. we got to take care of nature though, gang. 'cause if we don't, we might go extinct. right, jimmy? the way the dinosaurs did. some people think dinosaurs went extinct from the ice age, from meteors. no. dinosaurs went extinct because dinosaurs were eaten by rocks. [ laughter ] think about it. every time you cut open a rock, there is a damn dinosaur. [ laughter and applause ] and ladies and gentlemen, i have a theory that dinosaurs aren't truly extinct. that's right. i said it. it is my belief.
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that when human beings get up over 75 years of age, they turn into velociraptors. [ laughter ] think about it. you get into your late 70s. your back starts to hunch over. your legs start to bow out. you start walking around real funny. [ laughter ] all of a sudden you get arthritis in your hands. your eyes start bugging out. you start looking around at stuff at the mall for no reason. you start licking your lips for no reason. [ laughter ] your voice gets all gravely. [ screech ] get the hell off my lawn, you little bastard. [ screech ] there you go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you. >> jimmy: you're the best, buddy. thank you. oh, harlan williams! for tour dates and more, go to we'll be right back, everybody!
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i want more! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to tyler perry, dave franco, blake shelton, harland williams, right there guys! [ cheers and applause ] yes! give it up for the roots, too, philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- emilia clarke. from "saturday night live," comedian darrell hammond. from dc comics, writer geoff johns. featuring the 8g band with tim alexander. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. very good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. bernie sanders today campaigned in california just a few miles from disneyland. either that or grumpy was on a lunch break. [ laughter ]


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